i don't understand oh my god

acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “I went to the store with her–him”
  • “He and I–sorry she and I went to the movies”
  • “He’s–I mean they’re a big fan of Marvel Comics”

not acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “She really likes–oh my god I mean he, I’m so sorry, I just don’t have it down yet, you need to give me time, I mean, I’m getting it, I promise, it’s just so hard sometimes, and I don’t even know where that came from, and I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to, you just have to go easy on me, I’ve never done this before, it’s just, I’m getting it, it won’t happen again, it’s just hard, you get it, right?”

this has been a psa

Cas finds tumblr
  • Cas: Dean there's this interesting website called tumblr
  • Dean: Cas, stay away from there
  • Cas: *confused head tilt* What is Destiel Dean? It seems popular
  • Dean: Cas no-
  • Cas: Dean I don't understand... what is fanfiction?
  • Dean: *gets up and goes towards Cas* Come on Cas... give me the laptop buddy
  • Cas: The laptop's warning me of smut. What is smut?
  • Dean: *tries to grab the laptop*
  • Cas: *dodges Dean and starts reading* This... this is very explicit. How do they know all this?
  • Dean: Cas we don't talk about that!
  • Cas:
  • Dean:
  • Dean: Wait a minute I don't understand
  • Cas: It's like they've been spying on us Dean
  • Dean:
  • Cas:
  • Dean:
  • Cas:
  • Dean: *eyes widening* Oh Chuck... SAM!
  • Sam: *trying hard not to laugh* What? People like it!
  • Pidge: C'mon, just say it!
  • Keith, confused: No??? I don't understand why it's so important to you two....
  • Lance: Keith, my buddy, just do us this one favor.
  • Keith: .....
  • Keith: Fine.
  • Keith, while sprouting fluffy ears and turning purple: I'm going Galra???
  • Pidge: oh my god oh my god oh my go-
  • Lance: holy shit I can't believe he did it

measadreamcatcher  asked:

Who's your favourite paladin?

Who, me? 

A favorite??

From the paladins???

Yes absolutely. It’s Keith. I love him with all my soul look at him he’s amazing I’d die for him in a heartbeat

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Okay so this is a little complicated and I’ll do my best to explain.

It’s a crossover between Be More Chill and Dear Evan Hansen. Jeremy and Michael take the place of Evan and Connor and vice versa

I couldn’t decide whether they should keep whether they have glasses or not so I went with both.

I also couldn’t decide if it should be Michael on Jeremy’s cast or Boyf so I did both. That should explain all the minor differences. God, this is overly complicated.

or maybe it’s not and you all understand it and I wasted my time explaining it oh well

I may be mildly proud of my “#YouWillBeMoreChill” and it might’ve taken way too long to come up with a good name for “Be Less Forgotten” but with my friends, I was able to come up with that. (one suggested “Be less suicidal”)

"why don't you like frozen?"
  • what i mean: It's a film that, essentially suffers from an existential crisis throughout the entire two hours it runs. There's no world building whatsoever, leaving too many unanswered questions the audience in regards to the magic and lore of the land. It's inferred the trolls know everything there is to know about magic, but it does not explain how Elsa recieved her powers in the first place, leaving a pretty big unanswered question. Also, the decision to take a fantasy race usually isolated from magicks as the main sage magicians was an ...interesting choice, and would have worked out a bit better if the world was built up more. The plot is all over the place, with there being no clear antagonist until the final arc of the movie. Is the Duke of Weaselton supposed to be the antagonist? No, and he honestly doesn't even belong in the movie: in what way does this character move forward the plot? He doesn't, so why is he given such emphasis? Is Elsa supposed to be the antagonist? Through the film the audience is constantly being given conflicting views as to whether or not we are supposed to sympathsize with her or hate her, and we're never given our answer until the final arc of the movie, which is, ironically, when the real antagonist show his face: Hans. Since he is introduced as he antagonist in the final arc, it makes Hans' development as a villain feel rushed and unnatural. Such a sudden heel-face turn from charming benevolent prince to cold-blooded killer feels wrong, and considering there was no foreshadowing or dramatic irony leading up the reveal, it comes as a shock to even the most watchful moviegoers. Beyond the shock response, there is no reason for the audience to hate Hans, making him an ineffective villain all in all. The audience only hates him because he betrayed the trust that was willingly given in the first half of the film. Yes, he wants to usurp the throne and kill everyone off, but wouldn't that incentive be more effective if it were presented as such from the beginning of the movie? Give the viewers hints and clues that he is not what he seems, making the reveal of his plan much more suspenseful. Additionally, if it were addressed from the beginning, a large amount of the aimless plotless wandering that plagued most of the first three-quarters of the movie would be practically non-existant. In addition, the shock factor response wears off eventually; the impact of his betrayal means less and less to the audience each time they watch it. Part of the reason of the weakness and confusion in the beginning also stems from the fact that the movie is trying to juggle too many characters. Many named characters are completely unneeded and did not need to steal screentime (and by extension, valuble character development) from the main characters (Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, and I guess Hans). And the lack of character development is bad. Really bad. Anna doesn't feel like a real person, even by Disney standards. Elsa is a bit more believable, but her "development" is rushed and inferred instead of shown to the audience as it should be. Why was there such an emphasis on the parents in the beginning if they were only going to be killed off for plot fuel? And as an audience member, I did not feel any sadness for their death or for how Anna and Elsa were grieving. Having Elsa locked in her room for upmost of ten years was just...weird. There was absolutely nothing that justified it, making the isolation feel like a cheap way out for the writers to transition from childhood to adulthood. And beyond that, Arendelle is shown to be a peaceful kingdom, so it makes no sense that Anna would not be allowed to leave the castle and walk amongst the city. If magic exists in this world, why was Elsa locked away? Why was it a secret? All of these questions stem from weak worldbuilding that justifies very little of the events of the movie. There are so many unanswered questions that rise up from what happens inbetween childhood and adulthood. Is there a puppet monarch? Was magic seen as something negative or unknown? Why the trolls. Why the trolls. I'm sorry I just do not understand the trolls. The romantic subplot again ties into making the trolls feel even more forced and unneeded and the Hans reveal stale, I don't need to go into this. From a technically standpoint, the animation is subpar compared to its contempararies. Rise of the Guardians, a movie made a year before Frozen, had better ice effects. The particle effects and textures were nothing to write home about and the numerous clipping issues are clear evidence that the final product was rushed. The character design is the biggest complaint everyone has heard the most, but, Jesus Christ, oh my god it's bad. There's virtually no variation in character design. The facial structure of all the women are practically identical. Elsa, Anna, their mother, even Rapunzel all look 100% identical. Perhaps that wouldn't be such a problem if their body types were the same as well. There's no power of silouette in the film, something that is absolutely crucial to animated film, making Anna and Elsa blend together not only in the film, but in the industry itself. They do not stand out. They are blank and bland. The music is the only good thing, and that's only considering some songs. "Let it Go" and "First Time in Forever" are strong, powerhouse showtunes that actually move the plot forward, as songs in a musical should, but "Fixer-Upper" and "Love is an Open Door," while good, solid songs, do relatively nothing for the plot can could be omitted without sacrificing anything. "In Summer" is a total joke song that literally fades into nothing--I could not recall the tune if I tried, and "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" has a lot of potential but is, esentially, the same chorus repeated with little to no transition three times. It doesn't help that the song is also the most awkward contrived timeskip in the history of awkward contrived timeskips, again because it is never explained why Elsa is locked in her room at all. And the trolls and the--oh god. Please, all artists and writers, do NOT overlook the importance of worldbuilding. Even the dialogue is mediocre and does nothing to immerse the characters into the world around them. The resulting product is nothing but two hours of mediocrity masquerading as the best film of the decade in commercialization and ticket sales, but ultimately does nothing but leave a bad taste in the audience's mouth and will encourage Disney to continue making mediocre movies because they know they will sell and sell well.
  • what i say: because it's a bad movie
Things Keith Probably Says to Sick Lance

- “God, Lance. Don’t be so dramatic.”

- “You probably aren’t even that sick.” 

- “Did you steal my blanket, Lance??”

- “What? No! I will not cuddle you! Oh my god, Lance!”

- “LANCE, WHAT THE FUCK?? YOU’RE BURNING UP!!”

- “NO, JESUS, GET INTO BED. WHAT THE FUCK??” 

- “I DON’T UNDERSTAND?? YOU WERE FINE LIKE FIVE SECONDS AGO??”

- “WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU WERE THIS SICK SOONER?” 

- “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT GALRA OUT WHILE THIS SICK?”

- “Fuck, okay, it’s going to be fine. I can handle this. NO YOU HUSH AND REST, LANCE! I SAID I CAN HANDLE THIS!” 

yall can hate and shit on Lars all you want, but I am EXCITED for him

Out of all the characters in Steven Universe, he is the last person you’d expect to go to Homeworld.  I didn’t see this coming and I LOVE IT.  I AM EXCITED.  

I want to see character development.  I want more Lars.  I WANT HIM TO BE SAFE AND HAPPY.  YOU CAN ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW AWFUL HE WAS AS A CHARACTER BUT NOW HE HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO REDEEM HIMSELF (not that everything he did was awful, he’s just a misunderstood teenaged-boy trying to understand the world and himself).  

Lars has always been a hit-or-miss character with me.  I could never tell if I liked him or not, and he was one of the characters I didn’t really care for.  But now after that cliffhanger, oh my god I couldn’t stop thinking about him.  I was so worried for him.  This boy needs confidence and go home safe.

I’m rooting for Lars all the way

anonymous asked:

Morning sex with Rafael, obvi on the weekend, when he isn't working:)

Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the jury. The prosecution wants you to believe that Rafael Barba is nothing but a fuck-em-hard & leave-em-wet’n-high kinda guy. Well, I say good luck proving this beyond reasonable doubt because when Rafael Barba gives it to you, he gives it to you good

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sketches from tonight ❤ gen outfit redraws 💙 + kin 💛 + why shiro’s hair is so short 💚

Bilingual Klance be like
  • (Lance and Hunk sitting down in the lounge room)
  • Lance: OK, but Hunk- mi amigo-
  • Hunk: Yes?
  • Lance: I just don't understand it! How can Keith be so-
  • Hunk: Lance!
  • Hunk (points to Keith walking into the room):
  • Keith:
  • Lance: Dios mío
  • *Oh my God*
  • Keith: Lance:¡Hunk, sólo míralo!... ¡Mira!¡Él es absolutamente hermoso! ¿Cómo puede ser tan caliente? Dios mío...
  • *Hunk, just look at him! Look! He is absolutely beautiful! How can someone be so hot? My God...*
  • Lance(puts face in his hands): Lo quiero tanto...
  • *I want him so much*
  • Hunk (didn't understand a single word, but got the jest and pats Lance's back): Y-yeah... sure thing buddy
  • Keith:
  • Keith (walks up behind Lance and kisses his neck): Te quiero, tambien... embeleso.
  • *I want you too... sweetheart.*
  • Keith (walking away): Hasta luego, mi amor.
  • *See you later, my love*
  • Lance (blushes furiously):
  • Hunk: What did he say?
  • Lance: N-nada... I mean...
  • Lance (immediately leaves the room): NoThINg!!
  • -I'm sorry if my Español is a little rusty lol... I only learned it through the school system for five years... if I said anything incorrectly please let me know-

anonymous asked:

Snape was mean because he was a double agent. He loved Harry, but couldn't get close or sympathize with dumbledore's army and that stuff because Voldemort would suspect him. Don't you understand? Snape was PUTTING ON A SHOW. That's NOT his actual personality. Read the books.

WHY ARE YOU IN MY INBOX LEAVE ME ALONE I TAG EVERYTHING

also

I read the books

in two languages getting ready for the third one, sit down. 

I don’t understand making fun of a girl’s teeth enough for her to change her appearance. 

I don’t understand threatening a small kid with killing his pet because he is bad at his subject.

I don’t understand the way he treated Harry all those years. Oh thank god he ws good right before he died. Just for her eyes.

I read the books. Which means I know Snape was a double agent. HE WAS A DOUBLE AGENT FOR VOLDEMORT, TOO. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 

I doubt it so I’ll explain it in detail.

It means that dear old Voldy thought Snape was on his side while he wasn’t.

It means that he was trying to fool VOLDEMORT.

To fool Voldemort he had to behave like he was trying to fool Dumbledore.

IF he was trying to fool Dumbledore he would have to behave properly and unlike you think, non-abusive.

Being a double agent doesn’t meant you get to abuse kids half your size anon. You should think about that and stay the fuck away from my inbox.

tbh i’m glad it’s not a straight up kanto rewrite like the usual anime marketing movies do “hey let’s retell a whole season of anime in 2 ½ hrs nice” 

but also

i’m so confused

pokeani what r you selling

i appreciate that it’s a 20th anniversary movie and gonna pull shit from all the gens n shit but WHAT IS GOING ON