i don't understand how they do that

anonymous asked:

PleasepleasePLEASE don't become a discourse blog. Link is fictional, meaning he doesn't exist, meaning he could be 1 and people shipping him with a 100 year old wouldn't be illegal because none of them are real and no one is being harmed. Arguing about it just drags your blog down.

I’m not even sure how to respond to this, I don’t even want to know what sick shit ur into.

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puppy jihoon getting friendly with the eel but mostly just with jonghyun

bonus:

"How do I put this?"

Context: Our Dragonborn fighter is trying to convince a group of Wyrms to allow the party to take shelter in their cave, and since he has been rolling very high on his charisma checks, now a few of them are ‘interested’

DM: “Roll for rejection.”

‘Fighter rolls a nat 20’

DM: “You word it perfectly, she completely understands. Not only do you lay her down gently, you hint at the possibility of doors opening in the future”

full offense but pearl and amethyst started this show off by having a stiff and difficult dynamic only for them to grow and become closer because they learned to understand each other better and what was once a relationship full of miscommunication, distance, and irritancy became a relationship full of equal trust, encouragement, and admiration and I am gonna need for y’all to stop sleeping on them

let me get this straight

Rhysand drugged Feyre and made her dance and be humiliated UtM, but you can understand, forgive, and ship feysand.

Nesta insulted Cassian in a way she knew would hurt and literally kicked him in the balls, but you can understand, forgive and still ship nessian.

Elain and Lucien have spoken like two words to each other, but you ship elucien.

But somehow… Mor and Az, who have shown kindness and caring and consideration for each other, against whom the only really argument is “what have they been doing for 500 years?”… that’s too much. That’s where you draw the line.

Ok.

***I want to point out that I do ship all of these, to more or less of an extent. I, too, understand and forgive, for the most part. But… sometimes people’s attitudes towards moriel baffle the fuck out of me.

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So we were talking about Teru’s pink wig on discord, and @yaminerua came up with this idea:

“can you imagine Mob sees Teru in the pink wig and finds himself realising oh hey Hanazawa-kun is actually kind of cute………. wait what. and so begins the dawning realisation of Feelings”

  • 707: *calls MC* I had the craziest dream that you married me!
  • MC: I did marry you. It happened 3 years ago. It's like 3 in the morning rn. Stop calling me when we're right beside each other. gO TO FUCKING SLEEP, SAEYOUNG

carminecranes  asked:

do you have any more phichit headcanons to share w the world

I’ve been kicking around a joke that isn’t quite right yet to the effect that Yuri thinks Phichit has a thing for hockey players but actually the hockey team had to make a rule that if you had a gay crisis over Katsuki’s mouth, you had to buy his roomie a nice dinner or a week’s groceries. Phichit has shepherded so many hockey players through gay crisises.

If eremin became canon
  • Some of you: ew that doesn't make sense!! they're just friends!! well whatever I'm sure it'll just be a fling, everyone knows Eren will end up with Levi eventually 😍
  • The rest of you: omg so revolutionary!! i shipped it allll along
  • Me, a steadfast eremin shipper since chapter 5: oh goodness
  • Me:
  • Me: I'm sorry, my memory must be failing, I don't remember seeing you at the meetings
  • Me: my apologies, I must've imagined the snk fandom's complete and utter lack of support for eremin
  • Me: but sure
  • Me: yes quite revolutionary who could've seen it coming
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@orelseatlastsheunderstoodit requested the “interesting” way Riker sits in chairs

Bonus:

people shipping sean with someone who cheated on him ;/ people shipping james with someone who is TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM ;/////////////

Why are some “leftists” so hellbent in betraying one of the ideas that was at the left’s core since its beginning: secularism. How can you call yourself a leftist and defend theocrats over free thinkers?

Please someone explain; I don’t understand this pro-”religion in the public sphere” left and I want no part in it.