i don't understand how it looks so real

BTS' Complaints
  • Jin: "I just feel like no one truly appreciates my natural beauty. Like look at me. Do you understand how much work I don't do to look like this? Ultimate face goals, right?" *is talking to a statue* "You get me bruh. I appreciate that." *kisses statue*
  • Suga: *is crying his eyes out* "I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH KUMAMON BUT THAT FUCKING BROWN PIANO WOULDN'T LEAVE ME TF ALONE!!!"
  • J-Hope: "I love being ARMY's hope. I do. BUT WHO'S MY HOPE?! I HAVE NO HOPE." *single tear slides down cheek*
  • Rap Monster: "I'm the LEADER of this group. THE LEADER. So why don't any of those shits ever listen to me? I deserve more than this considering my status" *hair flip*
  • Jimin: "HOW DARE HE SAY THAT?! WHAT RIGHT DID HE HAVE TO SAY THAT?! NONE." *shakes fist at sky* "I'LL SHOW YOU, KIM NAMJOON. I DO HAVE JAMS!!"
  • V: "But why was I called 'V'? Does it really mean victory? There are so many other things it could be instead. Vacuum, vegemite, va-" *gasps* "baNG PD-NIM, YOU SATAN."
  • Jungkook: "Dear Noonas. STOP CALLING ME OPPA. I'M NOT YOUR OPPA. I NEVER WAS YOUR OPPA. I NEVER WILL BE YOUR OPPA. I'M SORRY. Lots of love, Jungkook-ah. (<-- did you see the 'ah'? That's what you use... bye)"

au in which hux takes his scrawny pasty self to the beach for some summer fun and kylo is understandably distressed (gotta love that butt-thigh)

based on @smol-hux​‘s adorable drawing. hope this ones okay even though its not exactly the same

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: how can people actually believe in narry? there is nothing romantic about it. niall's a bro. like a manly bro pal. and what about harry? why is he always looking at louis like he's the sun then? and why is niall the biggest larrie out there? just how can people see niall and harry together and think they are dating. i just don't understand it and i don't think i want to. anti larries created narry just to save there asses. they were just scared of thinking about louis and harry actually being together because management told them that they were wrong to think that way. stop narry 2k15.
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All my FT3 piccys! (Please no reposting or cropping me out)