i don't understand how he's so beautiful and perfect

headcanon: naruto

so i don’t know if they would have used vows in their wedding, but imagine Naruto trying to write his if they did. imagine him pacing the room, practicing out loud the words he’d already written down, and then dramatically dropping to the floor to scratch them out because damn it they’re not good enough

imagine him carrying a little notepad around with him for an entire week, jotting things down and scribbling down a really good thought when it came to him in a moment of ah-ha! inspiration. maybe while he was walking with Hinata, or watching her prune and plant flowers, or seeing her pause to help someone while they were out shopping, imagine him just being repeatedly floored by her and ending up with a notebook full of one-liners and single thoughts on why he loves her and what she means to him.

imagine him sitting up at night trying to string everything together, to make it sound perfect and flow perfectly, instead of the choppy sentences he’d managed so far. imagine him getting frustrated and disappointed in himself, ripping the pages and angrily crumpling them up before throwing them into the growing pile in the corner. 

imagine him wishing Jiraya were around because damn that man may have been a perv but he could string words like no other. so maybe he goes to Iruka instead and paces in his living room, just rambling about Hinata and what she means to him, how he was in idiot all those years, how much he loves her and how he always, in some way he didn’t understand, always loved her and imagine Iruka writing it all down and the two piecing together the perfect vow for Naruto to recite tomorrow

now just imagine him standing before his beautiful beautiful bride and completely blanking on everything and just whispering “I love you”.

(he ends up reciting the vow to her later on their honeymoon)

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: There are so many people out there who are lucky enough to get a chance to go see Hamilton and don't even realize how fortunate they are and then I'm just here sitting at home, crying over and over about the album at how beautiful the soundtrack is and how perfect Lin Manuel Miranda is like how do people not understand how lucky they are to be alive to see this legendary man perform something that he absolute loves and will protect forever??? I want more than anything to watch Daveed Diggs rap his heart out and for Renee Elise Goldsberry go slay everyone the second she appears on the stage. I want my heart to break when Eliza literally has hers stomped all over. I want to see Aaron Burr realize that the world was big enough for the both of them. I want to be in the room where it happened but I'm poor and can't afford anything and there's no pro shot yet I just want to see a proshot is that too much to ask for???
  • me before meeting eunwoo: i mean he's very handsome but i just thought that moonbin would've been the visual, you know?
  • me while meeting eunwoo seeing his gold eyeliner slaying my soul: "you are so beautiful" (lol straight up told him that)
  • me after meeting eunwoo: OOOOO BOIIII I UNDERSTAND WHY MOONBIN ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW HE COULDN'T BELIEVE EUNWOO WAS SO PERFECT BECAUSE LET. ME. TELL. YOU. it's been 2 days and i still don't know what to do with my life.
A rare conversation lol
  • Person: I don't understand! Krystal is so perfect, she can sing and dance so well! How can you say that he's in love with that boy?
  • Me: have you heard kyungsoo's voice? Lol he can dance too and he's beautiful as fuck
  • Person: But you know... Krystal has something that Jongin can enjoy at least... e_e
  • Me: Girl,... Kyungsoo has FOUR things that Jongin can enjoy down there , if you know what I mean →_→
  • Person: LOL BITCH!
  • Me: Deal with it. 😘