And now, the 9 circles of Utapri Hell
- Circle 1: "yea I know the show but I've only watched a few episodes"
- Circle 2: "Yea I've seen all of season 1! Oh, there's two more seasons?"
- Circle 3: "I'm almost catching up to the finale!"
- Circle 4: "Just finished all the episodes! I think I'm gonna buy a keychain or something to show my interest in the show."
- Circle 5: "Honestly, _______ is Waifu material, they are so precious and need to be protected at all cost. Literally bae."
- Circle 6: "I have a lot of keychains and other merch, but I feel like I need to get more. I don't think I have enough of my favorite character."
- Circle 7: "Guys look at this Utapri body pillow I just a got! It's by my side every night."
- Circle 8: "I spent over hundreds of dollars on all this merch, maybe I should stop. What? There's a new Merchandise line coming out? It'll cost me hundreds of more dollars? Well, for them it's okay."
- Circle 9: *silent screaming when you realize how much animated idol boys have taken over your life. What is life? What is air? You don't know because all there is is Utapri*