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Every OJST Comic
  • Erika Moen, buried neck deep in the ground: Hey, guys. Today we have a special guest comic from the guy who lives in the sewage pipe behind my house. Hopefully this one doesn't get too FILTHY for you.
  • Some Guy: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
  • Dirt Monger: *poofs out of nowhere*
  • Some Guy: Who are you!!!????
  • Dirt Monger: I'm the dirt monger and I love eating dirt for sexual pleasure.
  • Some Guy: You mean shoveling tons of dirt into your mouth!!!!!?????????????????
  • Dirt Monger: Yes, it's a completely valid normal way of exploring your kinky identity.
  • Some Guy: But, isn't eating dirt SUPER UNHEALTHY.
  • Dirt Monger: Not at all if you follow SAFE DIRT PROTOCOLS. Always make sure to wear dental dam while consuming dirt sexually and to never actually swallow dirt because you don't want that shit in your stomach. Set up code phrases with your partner like "More Dirt" and "Not Enough Dirt" if you don't think you're getting your fair share of dirt shoveled directly into your stupid fucking face.
  • Some Guy: Wow, I'm so turned on right now.
  • Dirt Monger: That's the spirit. Consuming dirt like a human backhoe is a great way to bond with your partner and discover more about yourself as well.
  • Some Guy: I can't wait to eat dirt like the disgusting troglodyte that I am. Actually, can we mud too?
  • Dirt Monger: No, you dumbass! Dirt and mud are completely unrelated things! I'm the dirt monger, not the mud monger! Do you think I'm stupid?
  • Some Guy: Jeez, sorry I asked.
  • Dirt Monger: Hahaha! One more thing, eating dirt has a direct connection to several radical far-right subcultures. Googling dirt eating may take you down a dark path. I just want everyone to know that they do not represent the whole of the dirt eating community. You can practice the sexual consumption of dirt without turning into a nazi. We completely and entirely disavow fascist dirt eaters. THANKS FOR READING.
Favourite Lyrics From Badlands
  • Castle: Oh, all of these minutes passing, sick of feeling used; if you wanna break these walls down, you're gonna get bruised
  • Hold Me Down: Hold me down, hold me down, throw me in the deep end, watch me drown; knock me out, knock me out, saying that I want more, this is what I live for
  • New Americana: But he could never love somebody's daughter/ so he vowed to be his husband at the altar.
  • Drive: Your laugh echoes down the highway, carves into my hollow chest, spreads over the emptiness
  • Hurricane: I'm a wanderess, I'm a one night stand; don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man. I'm the violence in the pouring rain, I'm a hurricane
  • Roman Holiday: I imagine the tears in your eyes the very first night I'll sleep without you, and when it happens I'll be miles away and a few months late; didn't know where I was running to but I won't look back
  • Ghost: My ghost, where'd you go? I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me/ what happened to the soul that you used to be?
  • Colors: You're dripping like a saturated sunrise, you're spilling like an overflowing sink; you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece, and now you're tearing through the pages and the ink
  • Strange Love: That's the beauty of a secret- you know you're supposed to keep it; but I don't have to fucking tell you anything, anything
  • Coming Down: Every single night pray the sun'll rise, every single time make a compromise
  • Haunting: We walk as tall as the skyline and we have roots like the trees; but then your eyes start to wander 'cause they weren't looking at me, you weren't looking for me
  • Gasoline: You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being// I think there's a flaw in my code, these voices won't leave me alone
  • Control: I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my bed, they beg me to write them so they'll never die when I'm dead
  • Young God: And I've been sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool for a while now, drowning my thoughts out with sounds// and we'll be flying through the streets with the people underneath and they're running, running, running again
  • I Walk the Line: I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "So, you always were an asshole."
  • "Enough ripple, and you change the tide."
  • "The future is never truly set."
  • "All those years wasted fighting each other, _______... to have a precious few of them back."
  • "You know, my mom once knew a guy who could do that."
  • "I'm just not very good with violence."
  • "Good to see you too, old friend."
  • "I was trying to save him/her."
  • "They took me out before I could get to him."
  • "The bullet curved, _______."
  • "Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn't mean they're lost forever."
  • "Countless choices define our fate: each choice, each moment, a moment in the ripple of time."
  • "What if, whatever we do can't be changed?"
  • "We need your help, _______."
  • "That's illegal, you know?"
  • "Look kid, you and I are gonna be good friends."
  • "Only if you get caught."
  • "You just don't know it yet."
  • "Is this what becomes of us?"
  • "Humanity does this to us."
  • "I didn't kill the president."
  • "Sometimes, we all need a little help."
  • "_______, we need you to hope again."
  • "I probably shouldn't be asking this sort of thing... but in the future, do I make it?"
  • "No... but we can change that, right?"
  • "He is fascinating!"
  • "He's a pain in the ass."
  • "You poor, poor (wo)man..."
  • "I don't want your suffering, I don't want your future!"
  • "Look for YOUR future."
  • "Get off the bloody chandelier, _______!"
  • "I'm afraid I can't do that because, uh... because I was sent here for you."
  • "About fifty years from now."
  • "Piss off."
  • "Are we destined to destroy each other, or can we change each other and unite?"
  • "We have fifteen seconds before the door open, and then guards will come through that door."
  • "I'm holding you so you won't get whiplash."
  • "And I'm gonna say to you what you said to us then: fuck off!"
  • "Convince me of all this."
  • "Patience isn't my strongest suit."
  • "I set him/her on a dangerous path, a darker path."
  • "Listen to me, you piece of shit!"
  • "We all gotta die sometime."
  • "I watched a lot of good people die, and I came back to stop that from happening!"
  • "I told you, there's no professor here."
  • "I could see why (s)he meant so much to you."
  • "That's not my power."
  • "We now find ourselves on the edge of extinction."
  • "If you let them have me, I'm as good as dead."
  • "So _______ was telling the truth."
  • "Well then I'll kill them too, and anyone who comes next!"
  • "You're a cold murderous bitch!"
  • "Don't you think I look prettier like this?"
  • "Whats the matter, baby?"
  • "I don't know karate. But I know crazy."
  • "There is a new enemy out there."
  • "You need a new weapon for this war."
  • "Mind the glass."
  • "You're on acid... somebody gave you really bad acid."
  • "It was a mistake coming down here."
  • "There's no damage you can do that hasn't already been done, trust me."
  • "Guide us, lead us."
  • "This is a code red situation!"
  • "Get out of my head, _______!"
  • "Come on, Beastie..."
  • "I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
  • "I have faith in you, _______."
  • "I guess you're a late bloomer."
  • "I've been trying to control you since the day we met, and look where that's got us."
  • "_______, please do not make us the enemy today."
  • "You're pretty strong for a scrawny kid."
  • "Too late, assholes!"
  • "They have your blood already."
  • "I think you and I have a lot of catching up to do."
  • "I've lost my fair share."
  • "You abandoned me! You took him/her away and you abandoned me!"
  • "So much for being a survivor."
  • "I didn't sleep with her!"
  • "I take it we're best buddies in the future?"
  • "That (wo)man is a monster!"
  • "We can't risk keeping him/her alive, now that we know what happens..."
  • "I don't blame _______ for trying to kill me."
  • "_______ was a dear friend of mine..."
  • "Aren't you the clever one."
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Okay so the second job I got was to make a pink flower design to outline a pink road. The last one (pink flowers) was the first thing I made, but it didn’t come out as well as I had hoped. I made the pink roses because I was curious how roses would come out, and then finally I just took my flower design I use in my own town and changed the colors of the flowers to pink.

I can’t remember or find the post of who commissioned this :c so any reblogs would be appreciated until I can show this to them. Heh heh I got a bit carried away…

If anyone likes any of these they can shoot me a message if they want me to change the colors and I can do that easily. My original “flowers” design that I use is blue, teal  and purple. 

Breakfast Club Roleplay Memes
  • We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
  • I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
  • Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
  • I'm a compulsive liar.
  • What about you dad?
  • The next screw that falls out will be you.
  • When you grow up, your heart dies.
  • Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
  • If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy.
  • Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
  • Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
  • Don't you ever, ever compare yourself to me, okay. You got everything, and I got shit.
  • You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old ______ family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up _____."
  • My God, are we gonna be like our parents?
  • You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.
  • That's very clever, sir. But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
  • I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.
  • You're kind of sexy when you're angry.
  • I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other.
  • You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.
  • He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him.
  • I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say.
  • Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
  • The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls.
  • You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.
  • I'm not a winner because I want to be one. I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed... kinda like a racehorse. It's about how involved I am in what's happening to me.
  • Why is that door closed? WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED?
  • When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.
  • You keep eating your hand; you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.
  • Jesus Christ Almighty! What in God' s name is going on in here? What was that ruckus?
  • You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.
  • We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong.
  • It's all because of me and my old man. God, I fucking hate him. He's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.
  • Does that answer your question?

Okay so if anybody doesn’t know today is the birthday of Rise from Ladies Code who passed away. And there’s a hashtag for her on Twitter called “ForeverRise,” and BTS fans are seriously using the hashtag to prompt Suga’s mixtape and are even saying SHE RUINED HIS DAY TO PROMOTE???? What is wrong with you people? It’s her birthday and people are celebrating it and it’s just so messed up that armies think it’s “okay” to use HER HASHTAG TO PROMOTE SUGA. ARE YOU INSANE???? I can’t believe people are doing this. And too say the hashtag ruined his promotion is a big no no honey. I can’t even form this in words on how messed up this is. And he has 4 tags to use ya’ll don’t need to use her. mic drop*

anonymous asked:

Speaking of Java... I'm a front end web developer and my boss came to me the other day and said, "I had Coworker code some Java to handle that action we needed, he's going to upload it on the server". I said, "Can we upload Java on our hosting server and run it from the browser???" He said "I would hope so." And I was like, "Ooohhh kay, I don't think that's possible with our server set up, let alone running it from a browser with just two lines of code..." Part 1

So here I am, racking my brain because in my 6 years as a web dev I have never run Java from a website hosted on Rackspace. So I’m furiously googling the hell out of how to do this on my way home and I’m reading that you have to start cron jobs to run the Java and you have to do all this special shit to the server… I get into work the next day and ask Coworker to see the code he wrote because I’m ready to praise him as an almighty code God. He pulls up the code and there it is. Part 2

Two glorious lines of JavaScript. I thanked my coworker, walked out of the building and sat outside on the front steps for 10 minutes contemplating the fact that I work at a company with a boss that was specifically chosen just recently to be put in charge of the web development team and said boss doesn’t know the difference between Java and JavaScript. MY BOSS. Who is the head of the technology department. I haven’t taken my job seriously since then.

I’m so…. I’m so sorry. 

Badlands
  • Aries:
  • "He says, 'Oh, baby girl, don't get caught on my edges,
  • I'm the king of everything and oh, my tongue is a weapon,
  • There's a light in the crack that's separating your thighs,
  • And if you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight" -Young Gods
  • Taurus:
  • "With your face all made up, living on a screen,
  • Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline,
  • I think there's a fault in my code,
  • These voices won't leave me alone,
  • Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold" -Gasoline
  • Gemini:
  • "Could you imagine the taste of your lips,
  • If we never tried to kiss on the drive to Queen's,
  • Cause I imagine the weight of your ribs,
  • If you lied between my hips in the backseat" -Roman Holiday
  • Cancer:
  • "I find it very, very easy to be true,
  • I find myself alone when each day is through,
  • Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you,
  • Because you're mine, I walk the line" -I Walk The Line
  • Leo:
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine,
  • I'm helpless, clinging to a little bit of spine,
  • They rush me, telling me I'm running out of time,
  • They shush me, walking me across a fragile line" -Hold Me Down
  • Virgo: "Oh, all these minutes passing, sick of feeling used,
  • If you wanna break these walls down, you're gonna get bruised,
  • Now my neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it,
  • Already choking on my pride, so there's no use crying about it" -Castle
  • Libra:
  • "Everybody's waiting up to hear if I dare speak your name,
  • Put it deep beneath the track, like the hole you left in me,
  • And everybody wants to know 'bout how it felt to hear you scream,
  • They know you walk like a god, they can't believe I made you weak" -Strange Love
  • Scorpio:
  • "I've got a boyfriend now and he's made of gold,
  • And you've got your own mistakes in a bed at home,
  • I'm hoping you could save me now but you break and fold,
  • You've got a fire inside but your heart's so cold" -Haunting
  • Sagittarius:
  • "All we do is drive,
  • All we do is think about the feelings that we hide,
  • All we do is sit in the silence, waiting for a sign,
  • Sick and full of pride,
  • All we do is drive" -Drive
  • Capricorn:
  • "I found God,
  • I found him in a lover,
  • When his hair falls in his face,
  • And his hands so cold they shake" -Coming down
  • Aquarius:
  • "Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles,
  • Just what you'd expect inside her new Balenciaga,
  • Vile romance, turned dreams into an empire,
  • Self-made success, now she woes with Rockefellers" -New Americana
  • Pisces:
  • "Everything is blue,
  • His pills, his hands, his jeans,
  • And now I'm covered in the colors,
  • pulled apart at the seams,
  • And it's blue" -Colors
The Signs as Peter Quill/Star-Lord Quotes
  • Aries: There's one other name you might know me by... Star Lord.
  • Taurus: I don't learn. One of my issues.
  • Gemini: That was a pretty good plan.
  • Cancer: I'm pretty sure the answer is: "I am Groot".
  • Leo: See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!
  • Virgo: We've already established that blowing up the ship I'm on isn't saving me.
  • Libra: Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody.
  • Scorpio: I am not gonna stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives.
  • Sagittarius: And you think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.
  • Capricorn: That's mine! Hey, take those headphones off, right now!
  • Aquarius: Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
  • Pisces: I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!