i don't think i've seen that one

Signs as Egyptian gods
  • Aries: Osiris; god of the underworld and afterlife
  • Taurus: Isis; goddess of magic, marriage, healing, and perfection
  • Gemini: Thoth; god of wisdom
  • Cancer: Anubis; god of the dead
  • Leo: Ra; god of the sun
  • Virgo: Hathor; goddess of love and beauty
  • Libra: Ma'at; goddess of justice, truth, and order
  • Scorpio: Seth; god of evil, deserts, and storms
  • Sagittarius: Horus; god of war, sky, and falcons
  • Capricorn: Amun; king of the gods
  • Aquarius: Ptah; god of creation
  • Pisces: Nepthys; goddess of lamentation, sleep, rivers, and the night
⊱simple introduction starters⊰
  • ❝what are you doing here?❞
  • ❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞
  • ❝why are you staring at me?❞
  • ❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞
  • ❝i think you dropped this.❞
  • ❝here, i'll pay for that.❞
  • ❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞
  • ❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞
  • ❝why are you doing this?❞
  • ❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞
  • ❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞
  • ❝can you help me grab this?❞
  • ❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞
  • ❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞
  • ❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞
  • ❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞
  • ❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞
  • ❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞
  • ❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞
  • ❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞
  • ❝so how long have you been working here?❞
  • ❝how many of those have you had?❞
  • ❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞
  • ❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞
  • ❝can you hear me?❞
  • ❝i think you're on my foot...❞
  • ❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞
  • ❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞
  • ❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞
  • ❝why would you do that?"
  • ❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞
  • ❝hey are you ok?❞
  • ❝do you live here?❞
  • ❝are you third-wheeling too?❞
  • ❝why are like this?❞
  • ❝who did this to you?❞
  • ❝who told you that?❞
  • ❝why are you following me?❞
  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: I've seen Wonder Woman twice now and I still think that Ares should've been Doctor Poison herself Isabel Maru because her character was consistently and noticeably integral to the plot, creating the most destructive weapon that mankind had ever seen, assisting Ludendorff and strengthening him to superhuman levels; Diana at one point is overcome by rage and becomes destructive so it is completely within believability that the rage of a woman i.e. Doctor Isabel Maru could be the rage of a war god, there is never any concrete resolution for her character because we don't know if she somehow survives that final battle or dies, and for such an important antagonist this feels like a complete loose end whereas when Ares was revealed I didn't even know the character's name until the second time I watched it and when he showed up onscreen the first time my only thought was "whomst?"

anonymous asked:

*Epic!Sans comes by and snags a cookie* BRUH!!!!!


Epic!Sans belongs to @yugogeer12


Noel Fielding as white blood cell does some green screen action whilst Julian Barratt gives naked encouragement. Journey to centre of the punk ep.

please do not remove: photo credit - Dave Brown {x

y4lokin  asked:

Do you think one can, possessing next to no life experience, write a good novel? Your best novels all seem to have grown organically from people you've met and loved, sights you've seen, events that both formed and informed you. I'm 23, I've never had a friend, I've never been or belonged anywhere, and I've never taught anything to anyone. I strongly feel I've nothing of worth to tell, that everything I write rings hollow with bitterness and resentment I don't wish to reflect on others.

Then go and live for a bit. Get your heart broken, lose a job or two, see the world. And don’t stop writing.

During last night’s Twitter stream, Ryoutarou and Kenta announced their joint fan tour!  It’ll be Dec. 27 - 28, with more details to follow.


  • Someone: Hey do you remember that show? Danny Phantom?
  • Me Internally: Bitch do I? Fucking DO I? I've been around since the beginning of time. I've witnessed the creation of all the classic fics like the field trip AU, the class reveal AU, and GiW AU. I've read hundreds of fics—the good and the bad. I've seen Danny split in half, torn up, put back together, stuck in ghost form, pitted against, kidnapped, and fall in love with everyone to exist. I know the memes, the ship names, and everything else in between. So you ask: Do I Remember That Show Danny Phantom? I don't just know it; it's a part of my very soul.
  • Me Out Loud: What? Oh, THAT show? Haha yeah I think I used to watch that one way back when.

anonymous asked:

one weird human thing i don't think i've seen discussed yet is that sometimes we mangle our own languages as a form of getting things across? like, from little things like not capitalizing our sentences in order to get across a quiet tone, to straight up keyboard smashing to show laughter or frustration?? like, in a text conversation, "hdiuhdiuhDHIUDHIDH" "kelly what does this sequence of letters mean?" "i just found what you said funny!" "...what"


  • *Avengers have been defeated by Thanos and are on the retreat*
  • Peter Parker: Guys, that really sucked. Does anyone have any-hey, who is that guy?
  • *the Avengers turn around and see Stan Lee*
  • Natasha: Yeah...I've seen him around.
  • Michelle: He lives at my apartment...don't look at me like that, I'm just observant.
  • Steve: He was the security guard at the Captain America exhibit...and one of my commanding officers back in WWII.
  • Bucky: I think I saw him during my mission in Somalia...which was in 1984 by the way.
  • Doctor Strange: That was the guy on the bus! When I was in the Mirror Dimension! What the hell!?
  • Thor: Who are you!? Reveal yourself to the son of Odin!
  • *Stan Lee clears his throat and his eyes go black*
  • Stan Lee (voice heavily distorted): Greetings Avengers and Guardians. It is I...Uatu the Watcher. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.

⇛ ⇛ Agatha Christie covers