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Night Blogger Steven awakens

|A Theory pt 3|

GROUP: GOT7

GENRE: Angst, Smut, Pure unadulterated nonsense

LENGTH: 3.5K

A/N: Simply put: Shit gets REAL dolls. I was editing this while getting myself all pretty for my prom tomorrow and I was cackling all the while. Don’t kill me. Enjoy~Kae

Originally posted by dreamsofadramaqueen

GIF IS NOT MINE


“So who goes first?” I heard Youngjae whisper in my ear, his hands still firmly on my hips.

First?

“I don’t even think the brat can handle anymore. She looks about ready to pass out and we haven’t done anything” Jinyoung quipped.

“I can handle a lot more than you think” I growled before I could stop myself, removing myself from Youngjae’s hold and turning back around to face to men behind me.

Jinyoung’s statement brought me back to Jimin’s own earlier and I felt an immediate surge of anger. I wasn’t some innocent school girl, I was a grown woman and I’ll be damned if I allowed them to look at me in any other way. Unfortunately for me, they heard me.

“What was that princess?” Jaebum asked, face set.

“I’m not some innocent schoolgirl. I can handle a lot more than you think”.

I felt two fingers on either side of my lower jaw lifting my face up to look at the owner of the fingers. Jackson was looking down at me with dark eyes and, with a very fluid motion, he gripped the curve of my ass pulling me against him.

“Repeat what you just said”.

His words were blunt, dominant and  filled me with such a longing to submit to him that I’ve never felt before. My pride, however, wouldn’t go down without a fight.

“I said-”

“I heard full well what you said. I was just giving you the opportunity to correct yourself. But since you didn’t take that opportunity” He punctuated that statement by grabbing my ass roughly. 

“Let me make something clear to you” He turned me around immediately, hands tugging my hips back into his and his very obvious arousal.

Everyone in the room could sense that the playful Wang Puppy was gone.

“You haven’t seen any of what I can do. Until you successfully spend one night with me, taking what I give you, how I give it to you then those words are not to leave your lips again. Am I clear?”. His tone was authoritative and left absolutely no room for argument. 

I agree to what he says right now. Or else. I took a deep breath before slowly letting my insecurities fade away as much as possible.

“Yes” I breathed.

I felt his breath ghost over my ear hotly as he whispered “good girl”.

“I’m curious now” Youngjae mused just as Jackson leaned against the wall, pulling me to lay back on him.

“Yeah? About what?” I asked, proud of myself for forming words in this blissed out state.

“What your limits are” He began nonchalantly, pausing to walk toward me.

When he reached me, he began messing with the hem of the thin shirt I wore, before leaning down to my height.

“More specifically, if you’ll let me push them” Youngjae spoke in a sweet voice.

That sweet voice, however, was promising dirty, dirty things. But when Youngjae leaned down to press a heated sensual kiss to my lips, I knew that I was all fucking for whatever that voice was promising.

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Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"
  • *Molly's flat*
  • Molly: *opens the door* Sorry about the mess. Double shifts *giggles nervously* I'm sure I don't need to tell you.
  • Molly's Date: *chuckles* You should see my place.
  • Molly: *spots the Belstaff on her sofa; panics* Erm...can I?
  • Molly's Date: *confused* Huh?
  • Molly: *trying to shove him through the door* Let's go to your place.
  • Molly's Date: *resisting* Why? What's-
  • Sherlock: *leaves the bedroom wearing a sheet; irritated* I've had it with your cat, Molly. That was the last straw *sits on the sofa*
  • Molly's Date: ...
  • Molly's Date: Please tell me he's your brother.
  • Sherlock: *obnoxiously flipping through a magazine* Husband.
  • Molly: *hisses* Shut it!
  • Molly's Date: *looking between them*
  • Molly's Date: *awkward* Uh, look, Molls I know I said 'up for a good time' on my profile but...
  • Molly: *mortified* No! No, no! It's not like that. He *points at Sherlock* HE married me. I had no part of it.
  • Sherlock: *very smug; mutters* Had no trouble consummating it.
  • Molly: *frowns* Why are you here?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* My wife was about to commit adultery; I thought it best to step in.
  • Molly: *annoyed* Don't call me that. This isn't a marriage.
  • Sherlock: Well, you won't move in with me.
  • Molly: *incredulous* because you haven't asked *quickly* and moving all of my belongings into your flat isn't asking.
  • Sherlock: *thoughtful* Hmm. Anything else?
  • Molly: *thoughtful* I hyphenate my surname.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Fair enough.
  • Molly: *raises an eyebrow* I get the left side of the bed.
  • Sherlock: *folds his arms* Yes, fine.
  • Molly: And I get your other dressing gown.
  • Sherlock: *sighs* I don't want you thinking you wear the trousers, Mrs. Hooper-Holmes.
  • Molly: *smiles* I always have *pauses* well?
  • Sherlock: *looks up* Oh, right *clears his throat* will you move in with me?
  • Molly: *giggles* Yeah, why not? *pulls him to his feet; kisses him*
  • Molly's Date: *perplexed* Err...should I- *gestures at the door*
  • Sherlock: About ten minutes ago but better late than never *winks* isn't that right?
  • Molly: *playfully swats him*
When James made up his mind about Lily
  • James: [Fleamont is in the kitchen. James walks in] I'm dating Lily Evans.
  • Fleamont: Well, well, well!
  • Euphemia: What's happening?
  • Fleamont: James says he and Lily are dating.
  • Euphemia: I don't believe it.
  • Fleamont: That what he says. Right?
  • James: I'm going up to Cokeworth today.
  • Euphemia: Oh, James. This is so exciting!
  • Fleamont: Come on, let's call the Evans'. We've got something to celebrate.
  • James: No. I think you'll want to wait on that.
  • Fleamont: They don't know?
  • James: No, they don't.
  • Fleamont: Well, when did you decide all this?
  • James: About an hour ago.
  • Euphemia: Wait a minute. You talked to Lily this morning?
  • James: No. She doesn't know about it.
  • Fleamont: She doesn't know that you're coming up to Cokeworth?
  • James: No. Actually, she doesn't know about us dating yet.
  • Euphemia: When did you two talk this over?
  • James: We haven't.
  • Euphemia: James, this whole idea sounds pretty half-baked.
  • James: No, it's not, Mum. It's completely baked. It's a decision I've made.
  • Fleamont: But what makes you think she wants to date you?
  • James: [James picks up his suitcase, walks to the door] She doesn't. To be perfectly honest, she doesn't like me.
  • Ghira: I'm sorry, can you repeat that, Blake?
  • Blake: I'm going to be traveling with Yang.
  • Kali: But for how long?
  • Blake: As long as we want and have hunts to go on.
  • Ghira: But what about a house? Where will you two stay when you don't have any mission?
  • Blake: Well. You see that's the thing...
  • Kali: *Eyed her daughter before gasping* YOU TWO ALREADY HAVE A HOUSE TOGETHER!?
  • Ghira: What? Don't be ridiculous Kali. Of course they don't have a house of their own. I doubt either of them could even afford one.
  • Blake: ...
  • Ghira: Right, Blake?
  • Blake: ... Uh...
  • Ghira: Oh good lord you have bought a house with her.
  • Kali: Where is your house? Is it close by? Well we need to take an airship or will a boat do the trick?
  • Ghira: Kali. I think the more important question is HOW did you and your girlfriend buy a HOUSE!?
  • Blake: That's the thing. We kinda... built it with the rest of our team.
  • Ghira: Built it? How on earth did you afford to do that!?
  • Kali: But more importantly WHERE IS IT?
  • Blake: Sigh, Follow me. *Blake told her parents as she got up and headed outside, Leaving Ghira and Kali confused before following. Once outside, Kali and Ghira dropped as Blake turned around and pointed to a larger airship hovering in the sky.* That is our house.
  • Ghira: My word. It's as big as our house.
  • Kali: That will make it easier for holiday visits.
  • Yang: *Yang then pops her head out a window and called out with a smile.* Hey Mr. and Mrs. B! What do you think!?
  • Ghira: That still doesn't answer how you afforded this. Let alone built it.
  • ~Five mouths earlier~
  • Yang: Hey Kai? What's with this busted ships?
  • Kai: Hmm? Oh. Just scrap I pull from the ocean or left overs from assholes that tried to kill me.
  • Ruby: Uh-huh... What do you do with it?
  • Kai: Make random shit or fix them up. If you want one to fix up so you can have a mobile team rwby base, Be my guess.
  • Yang/Ruby: ... BLAKE/WEISS! WE GOT US A BASE!
  • Blake/Weiss: Excuse me, wha?

“You don’t have to talk to me, you know. They can’t see me. It’s like you’re talking to yourself.”

“I am painfully aware.”

“Then why’re we having this conversation?”

“Because I - I don’t know, fuck. I like talking to you. And people already think I’m insane. Really, what eighteen-year-old guy in his right mind owns a flower shop?”

“You like talking to me?”

“Did I say that?”

“Yeah, kinda.”

“Right, well, pretend I didn’t.”

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HTGAWM confirmed Wes' death about five times and I still refuse to believe it
  • htgawm: shows Wes under the sheet
  • Me: OH... nah
  • Bonnie: It's Wes
  • Me: What? Mmmmm... no I don't... I don't think... something's not right-
  • htgawm: show's Wes' face on the TV as the confirmed dead body with Meggy and Laurel crying about it
  • Me: this is a just a BIG misunderstanding, he's not-
  • Nate: Wes was dead before the fire
  • Me: NOPE NO HE WASN'T NAH HAHAHAHAHA
  • htgawm: shows Wes walking out with the camera panning up to the sky like his spirit is literally ascending to heaven
  • Me:
  • Me: So ANYWAY how did Annalise pull off Wes' FAKE death so well?
Garrett and Marian - Legacy Banters
  • Marian: Well... not quite how I imagined this family reunion going. I was envisioning more hugs and maybe some wine over dinner. Not attempted assassinations
  • Carver: Really? You think this is so abnormal for our family?
  • Marian: Well you got me there
  • ---
  • Bethany: What could our father have to do with this mess? The Carta have had more than enough time to try and find us
  • Garrett: I imagine that having two Champions of Kirkwall with the last name Hawke may have tipped them off
  • Bethany: But it's been three years since you and sis defeated the Arishok. Why wait that long?
  • Marian: Well I don't know about you, but if I was going to go after the people who killed an Arishok then I'd probably want to make a little time for planning, wouldn't you?
  • Carver: Do these morons strike you as the sensible type?
  • Marian: Two points in one day Carver? Don't tell me the Templars are actually drilling some wit into that skull of yours
  • Carver: *laughs* At least /my/ wit makes a point, dear sister
  • Bethany: Ooh, that had to hurt
  • Garrett: Do you need some healing for that one, Marian?
  • Marian: Oh shove off, all of you
  • ---
  • Garrett: And we're back in the Deep Roads
  • Marian: Oh it's not that bad. I mean... Look at all the... Ugh, no, you're right this is terrible. Let's all promise never to go to the Deep Roads after this. Three times is enough
  • Garrett: Three times? When was the second?
  • Marian: Um... well...
  • Carver and Bethany: *sing song voices* Somebody's in trouble
  • ---
  • Bethany: Varric wrote to me the other day
  • Garrett: Telling another of his stories, I bet. Was it the one about the high dragon, because that didn't really-
  • Bethany: No. He was giving me an update. On you, actually. I was... worried, so I wrote to him and asked
  • Garrett: I'm fine Beth. Really
  • Bethany: No you're not. Not yet. But I know you, and if anyone can get past it, you can
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • ---
  • Carver: You might want to be watch yourself, Garrett
  • Garrett: How come?
  • Carver: Ever since you sided with Orsino the other day, there's been... Rumours. Meredith isn't happy with you, and it's only because she allows it that you're still free
  • Garrett: So is she going to have me dragged to the Circle, or is she getting the Brand ready now?
  • Fenris: Don't say that
  • Carver: I would never let it get that far. But I thought I'd warn you, just in case you were thinking about making her mad
  • Garrett: I appreciate you telling me Carver. Don't worry. I'll be careful
  • ---
  • *after completing Malcolm's Will*
  • Marian: So... the stonework down here is... lovely, isn't it?
  • Carver: Not now, Mary
  • Marian: I was only... Alright
  • ---
  • Marian: Are you okay, Gary?
  • Garrett: I'm fine... Just...
  • Marian: He loved you. And Bethany. He'd be so proud of you
  • Garrett: You sound so sure of that
  • Marian: Of course I am. Because it's true. And don't let that nasty shit in your head tell you otherwise - it's a liar, remember
  • Garrett: *chuckles* Alright
  • Bethany: Be careful sister, people might think you've got a heart after all
  • Marian: *dramatically* Oh no! *clutches chest* I think... I think I'm getting feelings! Quick, someone beat them out of me!
  • Carver: *laughs* You be careful what you wish for sister
  • Isabela: I'd rather ride them out of you
  • Garrett: Ah, and there's the dirty line. I was starting to worry something was wrong Bela
  • Isabela: And you're as sweet as ever, Garrett
  • ---
  • Varric: Twenty silvers, that's my final offer. Take it or leave it Elf
  • Marian: What are you betting on, and why am I getting left out of it?
  • Varric: You want in? We're betting on what it'll take to get Junior and Waffles to hug
  • Garrett: *groans* You're not calling me 'Waffles' again, are you?
  • Varric: I have to. Every time I say 'Hawke' all four of you turn around. I'm being considerate
  • Carver: I bet there's /someone/ here who'd like to see him covered in syrup
  • Garrett: Carver!
  • Fenris: *embarrassed noises*
  • Isabela: Ooh, new friend-fiction idea!
  • Garrett: Don't you even dare!
  • Isabela: Too late, already dared. Can we make camp? I need to make notes
  • ---
  • Varric: Hey, Rivaini, I'm expecting royalties if that friend-fiction of yours gets published
  • Carver: When you didn't even come up with it?
  • Varric: You wouldn't have brought up syrup if I didn't call him Waffles
  • Garrett: Maker save me...
  • Bethany: And me...
  • Marian: Usually I like dirty things... But this is too far, even for me
  • Isabela: Are you saying you wouldn't like it if /I/ were covered in syrup?
  • Marian: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were my very hairy twin brother, Bela
  • Isabela: Well when you put it that way...
  • ---
  • Isabela: I always thought we were the loud ones, you know
  • Fenris: What?
  • Marian: I know right. Maybe they're just less shy about it now
  • Garrett: Do I want to know?
  • Isabela: You already know. Or did you deafen yourself?
  • Marian: To think, they don't need us shouting encouragement through the wall anymore. I'm so proud
  • Isabela: Our boys are growing up so fast. Maybe next they'll master foreplay
  • Carver: Oh Maker, I do not want to hear this
  • Bethany: Neither do I
  • Garrett: *loudly* And I would be very happy if we could stop talking about this. Right now
  • Isabela: Yeah, see. That kind of loud
  • Fenris: *deadpan* If you're so fascinated by Garrett being loud, then you must not be doing a very good job at making Marian scream, Isabela
  • Marian: Oooooooo
  • Isabela: Oh, you snarky little shit
  • Bethany: *loudly* If we could stop discussing my older brother's and sister's sex lives, I would appreciate it
  • Carver: *loudly* Oh look, more darkspawn. Let's kill them so we can stop talking about this
  • ---
  • Marian: So our choices are the nice, Tainted madman, or the mage who wants to let a darkspawn magister out of his hole in the ground? Why can we never make nice decisions, like what kind of wine to have with dinner?
  • Fenris: I agree. It is the only decision worth making
  • Marian: When you're not throwing it at the walls, I assume?
  • Fenris: That was six years ago
  • Marian: And you never offered me a glass
  • Fenris: You are recycling jokes now? Has the great Marian Hawke's wit finally lost it's edge?
  • Marian: Ooh, you are just asking for it now
  • ---
  • Varric: You okay Garrett? You've been a bit quiet since-
  • Garrett: I'm fine Varric. There's more important things to be worried about right now
  • Varric: It's not easy to realise that someone you looked up to wasn't quite what you imagined. You ever need to talk, you know where my suite is
  • ---
  • Isabela: So... is no one going to bring up the fact that Varric called Garrett by his name earlier?
  • Varric: What are you talking about Rivaini? Waffles and I were just having a friendly chat
  • Isabela: Don't bullshit me. You called him Garrett. I heard you
  • Varric: That doesn't sound like me, Rivaini
  • Marian: He called you by your name when Velasco carted you off to Castillon
  • Isabela: What?! No fair, I didn't get to hear!
  • ---
  • Bethany: Are you sure about this, brother?
  • Garrett: It has to be done
  • Bethany: I could do it. I am a Hawke after all, and a mage. You don't need to-
  • Garrett: No, Bethany
  • Bethany: But-!
  • Garrett: Bethy, if I let you use blood magic, I'd never be able to live with myself
  • Bethany: And if you do it, will you be able to live with it?
  • Garrett: I'd rather it be me than you
  • ---
  • Varric: If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!
  • Marian: Oh great, and now he's almost certain to pull a dragon out of his arse! Way to go Varric
  • ---
  • Bethany: Here, you didn't get a chance to close that wound earlier
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • Fenris: I just hope it was worth it
  • Marian: Well we /did/ just kill a darkspawn magister. I can't wait to hear how Varric tells this one
  • Varric: Well I doubt I'll have to exaggerate a damn thing, considering how weird this shit is
  • Fenris: That isn't what I meant...
  • Garrett: I'd have avoided it if I could, but someone had to. And if it meant sparing my little sister from that...
  • Fenris: I understand. But... Please, just be more careful from now on
  • Garrett: I will, I promise
  • Isabela: You two are so sappy... It's actually rather cute
Resistance (m)

Word count: 4,973

Warning: Hoseok smut

“Three, two, one… go!”

Your feet push into the soft ground, making your body move forward.

“Until the milestone, girls!” Someone already catches up to you, which you can’t make up for anymore by quickening your pace. You stay behind, with burning lungs, exhaustion cutting through your legs - it’s only been mere seconds and you’re already giving up physically.

The only thing that keeps you going is the fact that everyone else is still far behind you, huffing just as loudly as you - everyone except for one person. This loss gets you furious, despite him having to be in front.

He just wants to bring you down.

“Faster, number two!” Hoseok shouts, turning around at a steady pace, simply to give you an unsatisfied glare. Not even running backwards holds him back from creating a bigger distance between you two.

That nickname he just loves to bring up.

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Hot damn, Chris… I always knew you were supposed to be pretty much a clone of your mum, but never did I think you’d make such a gorgeous girl o___O so prettyyyy! ;____; 

“Christophine Willa”, tho XD

This just happened
  • ENFP: Shows INFP friend the meme about the "Typical ENFP and INFP interaction (ENFP gives nice compliment to INFP; INFP says self-deprecating joke about compliment)
  • INFP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh well
  • ENFP: I can totally imagine it tho
  • INFP: Yep. Self-deprecation. That's an INFP thing.
  • ENFP: Don't ever change. I think INFPs are wonderful creatures. Like aloof unicorns who refuse to be tamed.
  • INFP: I like that description. I'ma borrow it sometime.
  • ENFP: Yeah you are amazing. See what I did there? Covert compliments. Like a fucking ninja.
  • INFP: Hahahaha there you go again with your exaggerated compliments.
  • ENFP: I'm not! You are aware that we have basically played out that meme right now
  • INFP: Ahahhahahahahahaahahaha. Ahhahahahahaha! Looool
Summer of Steven: Reactions So far.
  • Drop Beat Dad: It's nice that Sour Cream got his time in the light, although I can't think of anywhere for his character to go after this.
  • Mr. Greg: Well, that's an Emmy right there.
  • Too Short Too Ride: Oh Peridot, you adorable loser, I love you.
  • The New Lars: I don't like Lars. Mind control doesn't make me like him more.
  • Beach City Drift: Hell, I'm always a slut for Stevonnie.
  • Restaurant Wars: I should catch up on Food Wars. Also, for once Ronaldo did nothing wrong.
  • Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service: And just like that, Kiki is best girl.
  • Monster Reunion: Got some plot, got some feels, s'what SU all about.
  • Alone At Sea: That's two Emmys now.
  • Greg The Babysitter: I need Young Greg and Vidalia to interact more. They have the best character chemistry.
  • Gem Hunt: Jasper needs a quiet sit down somewhere with padded walls, I think. Also, I should go camping.
  • Crack The Whip: I have no idea why people hate Jasper so much, she literally shows up for 2 seconds just to be an anime villain and then peaces out. She’s great.
  • Steven Vs. Amethyst: Steven and Amethyst have the best brother/sister relationship ever.
  • Bismuth: Guns are bad kids. You know a gun could probably shatter a Gem better then the Breaking Point. Humans: 1, Gems: 0. Also, bring Bismuth back, I like her more that Jasper now.
  • Beta: I appreciate how Peridot and Lapis arrived at modern art independent of outside influence
  • Earthlings: Yeah, this was really where Jasper's actions were gonna get her in the end.
imagine (harry being insecure about his new haircut)
  • *on the phone*
  • Harry: Hey Lou. I missed you.
  • Louis: I missed you too babe. How are you?
  • Harry: Fine I guess. A bit busy with all these shootings and the fans-
  • Louis: I was actually refering to your hair, babe. I know you loved it the way it was before.
  • Harry: Oh. Well. It's for charity Lou. So I'm really really glad I could help but-
  • Louis: but you don't think your new hairstyle suits you and that the fans don't like it?
  • Harry: How did you-
  • Louis: Haz, I've known you since you were sixteen. I could damn well read you like an open book.
  • Harry: Yeah. I suppose you're right.
  • Louis: I'm damn well right so listen to me. You are the most beautiful man on this planet. Inside and out. Remember what I told you before? You don't have to please those people you only have to please yourself. If they don't want it then fuck them they can't decide for you. So I say you rock this hairstyle and start another revolution Harry Styles.
  • Harry: You know that I love you right. I really really love you. I wish I could kiss you right now. *tears up* Thank you so much Lou. I don't know what I'd do without you.
  • Louis: If that's the case then open your damn door.
  • Harry: Oh shit really fuck-
  • *runs to the door and opens it*
  • Louis: *fondly smiles at him* I love you too, you big baby. I love everything about you. Always remember that. *hugs harry*
  • Me: *dies*
  • Lovelots,
  • Lou xx
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SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NEW SCATTER PROJECT, @fensalir-fr!! WHY DID YOU SCRY HER SO BEAUTIFULLY

NOW SHE CAN NEVER BE SCATTERED.

TL;DR I got a new 5 digit and she’s beautiful and I’m never letting her go.

Me trying to keep my cool when someone mentions Stranger Things
  • Friend: So I was thinking about starting that show you were talking about... Stranger Things?
  • Me: *This is it. It's time. Don't overreact and scare them off. Let them watch at their own pace.*
  • Me: Ohmygosh you're going to love it, I mean how cute are the kids? The Duffer brothers are seriously geniuses. Did you know they never even found out if they're identical or fraternal? How weird, right? Oh, and Gaten, the kid who plays Dustin, he ACTUALLY has Cleidocranial Dysplasia, and they wrote it into show, how cool is that? Oh and Millie - Eleven - she's actually British, but she was born in Spain, and well she moved to Florida and -
  • Friend: *stares blankly*
  • Me: I really like... trivia.
Hetaliar react to: The Stereotype Song
  • -I think I love you more than the
  • Japanese love tentacle porn-
  • America: WOAH, dude! I totally didn't know you liked that stuff!
  • Japan: I-It is untrue, I do not watch such things…
  • -And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
  • stereotypes.
  • Let's come together and live in this world like a
  • unibrow on an Indian girl,
  • And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
  • stereotypes.-
  • America: Dudes, do any of you know what a 'stereotype' is?
  • England: I'm not sure, but I think the dictionary says it's 'a set of inaccurate, simplistic generalizations about a group that allows others to categorize them and treat them accordingly'.
  • America: Sorry, man. Can you talk in English?
  • China: It's very hard to explain, aru.
  • -Check it out now!
  • I love those fat Americans.
  • You know they so obnoxious.
  • They always eating burgers.
  • They always holding shotguns.-
  • America: WHAT? That was cruel!
  • England: Oh my God! It's so true!
  • -And I love Mexicans.
  • The way they mow my lawn.
  • They all got a hundred kids 'cause they don't know how to put a
  • condom on.-
  • Japan: I did not know Mexicans had so many children.
  • America: Neither did I. This song is so educational! Except that it forgot to say that I'm the hero.
  • -Uh huh.
  • 'Cause that's the way they roll.
  • Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
  • If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
  • And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.-
  • America: Wow, I wonder if the Israeli have noses as big as Russia's?
  • Russia: Kolkolkol…
  • China: How rude! We are quite good at driving.
  • -I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
  • Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
  • I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool,
  • but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
  • Ya mon.
  • And I love them Puerto Ricans,
  • Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
  • I'm just joking.
  • If you didn't know then
  • You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.-
  • Poland: Dude, we're like, totally not slow at all! We're, like, speedier than motorcycles. Vroom, vroom!
  • -Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
  • If you love the Outback
  • redneck Australians,
  • And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
  • And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
  • Mamma mia!
  • And how could anyone hate the French.
  • Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
  • Brazilian girls is what you want,
  • Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.-
  • England: You bloody wanker! My teeth are perfectly straight, thank you very much! Although, they were totally right about the French.
  • France: Excuse Moi?! French women are very beautiful! Both your teeth AND your brain are crooked!
  • Italy: G-Germany, what did they mean by 'creepy Italians'?
  • Germany: Um…well, I don't think they meant to say that.
  • -I love Africans, but hold up a second.
  • National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
  • Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
  • They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
  • Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
  • Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
  • They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
  • Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.-
  • Egypt: * thwackes the computer with a stick*
  • Russia: I am not the only one who drinks vodka for breakfast, da?
  • S.Korea: What?! My penis is not small!
  • -All together now!
  • I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
  • They hump sheep-
  • England: Well, now I suppose I can talk to my brother about his…habits.
Voltron the Legendary Defender episode 1 starters
  • "Knock it off, ______! Please!"
  • "We shouldn't be doing this."
  • "Okay, I'm-I’m just, I’m just saying this here, right now, on the record: This is a bad idea."
  • "You come up here to rock out?"
  • "Whoa! What the heck is that thing? And who the heck is she?"
  • "Do you know how long you've been gone?"
  • "That was before we were properly motivated.
  • "Maybe we could get some hazmat suits and sneak in like med techs."
  • "Oh, I'd recognize that mullet anywhere!"
  • "Nope. No, you - No, no, no. No, you don't."
  • "Can't this thing go any faster?"
  • "Shut up and trust me!"
  • "You should come see this."
  • "Hey, give me that! What were you doing in my stuff?"
  • "Okay, I admit it. This is super freaky."
  • "Make it stop. Make it stop."
  • "Oh, are you scared?"
  • "Keep your guard up."
  • "Who are you? Where am I?"
  • "I'm _____. And you're right here in my arms."
  • "I haven't eaten since breakfast and I'm starving."
  • "I did not receive the memo on this."
  • "Sorry, no time for questions."
  • "You're rambling."
  • "_____! I thought you were dead!"
  • "Well, actually, I was trying to get out of the way."
  • "Not this again."
  • "They're here already?"
  • "Guess my calculations were a bit off. Finger counting is - it's more of an art than a science."
  • "Panic now?"
  • "Here's an option: shut your quiznak.""I don't think you're using that word correctly."
  • "I would do anything to take this burden from you."
  • "Yeah, it is pretty cute.
  • "Well it's not a matter of 'we.' It's a matter of 'you.'"
  • "You made fun of me for that."
  • "I'm coming with you.
  • "It's me. _____. Your buddy."
  • "Hey, wait, wait, wait! I feel something!"
  • "I-I don't care what you say, _____. I'm panicking now!"
  • "Thanks, pretty lady."
  • Regina: oh man I miss Robin
  • Regina: like I reeaaaally miss Robin
  • Regina: I am so miserable without him
  • Regina: it's been six weeks wherein I have missed him consistently
  • Regina:
  • Regina: hey Emma
  • Regina: you know stuff about this world right?
  • Regina: do you think you could, I dunno, track Robin down? Find a phone number or something?
  • Emma: well yes that's my job
  • Emma:
  • Emma:
  • Emma: I don't know why this did not occur to me before
  • Emma: like say, the first time you told me you missed him
  • Emma: six weeks ago
  • Regina:
  • Regina: yes well I've always said that you are not the brightest Miss Swan
  • Emma: oh yeah it's a good thing you thought of it right away
  • Regina: shut up