i don't think i did this right oh well

This will not end well...

I was running a vanilla World of Darkness campaign with a few of my friends who I regularly game with. One of my players who loves to break any system he plays decided to make a character who is seriously good at only one kind of attack.

The party is traveling down into a catacomb full of cultists. They massacre their way into a room with a large pit in the center that is impossible to see the bottom.

DM: Alright guys, there are carved reliefs colored with what looks like blood in different stages of drying and decay.

N: I could care less. What is in the pit?

DM: You can’t see the bottom.

N: ok I shoot into the pit.

DM: You… Ok, fine. Go for it.

N: *rolls 18 dice* I have 22 successes. I think I hit whatever is down there.

DM: You… I… What… *Facepalm* Yeah, you hit it. Everyone make a Resolve and Composure check.

N: Oh, should I not have done that?

J: This will not end well…

Needless to say this lead to a total party death when they took on half a dozen Shoggoth. In his defence he did kill two right off the bat.


Night Blogger Steven awakens

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"
|A Theory pt 3|


GENRE: Angst, Smut, Pure unadulterated nonsense


A/N: Simply put: Shit gets REAL dolls. I was editing this while getting myself all pretty for my prom tomorrow and I was cackling all the while. Don’t kill me. Enjoy~Kae

Originally posted by dreamsofadramaqueen


“So who goes first?” I heard Youngjae whisper in my ear, his hands still firmly on my hips.


“I don’t even think the brat can handle anymore. She looks about ready to pass out and we haven’t done anything” Jinyoung quipped.

“I can handle a lot more than you think” I growled before I could stop myself, removing myself from Youngjae’s hold and turning back around to face to men behind me.

Jinyoung’s statement brought me back to Jimin’s own earlier and I felt an immediate surge of anger. I wasn’t some innocent school girl, I was a grown woman and I’ll be damned if I allowed them to look at me in any other way. Unfortunately for me, they heard me.

“What was that princess?” Jaebum asked, face set.

“I’m not some innocent schoolgirl. I can handle a lot more than you think”.

I felt two fingers on either side of my lower jaw lifting my face up to look at the owner of the fingers. Jackson was looking down at me with dark eyes and, with a very fluid motion, he gripped the curve of my ass pulling me against him.

“Repeat what you just said”.

His words were blunt, dominant and  filled me with such a longing to submit to him that I’ve never felt before. My pride, however, wouldn’t go down without a fight.

“I said-”

“I heard full well what you said. I was just giving you the opportunity to correct yourself. But since you didn’t take that opportunity” He punctuated that statement by grabbing my ass roughly. 

“Let me make something clear to you” He turned me around immediately, hands tugging my hips back into his and his very obvious arousal.

Everyone in the room could sense that the playful Wang Puppy was gone.

“You haven’t seen any of what I can do. Until you successfully spend one night with me, taking what I give you, how I give it to you then those words are not to leave your lips again. Am I clear?”. His tone was authoritative and left absolutely no room for argument. 

I agree to what he says right now. Or else. I took a deep breath before slowly letting my insecurities fade away as much as possible.

“Yes” I breathed.

I felt his breath ghost over my ear hotly as he whispered “good girl”.

“I’m curious now” Youngjae mused just as Jackson leaned against the wall, pulling me to lay back on him.

“Yeah? About what?” I asked, proud of myself for forming words in this blissed out state.

“What your limits are” He began nonchalantly, pausing to walk toward me.

When he reached me, he began messing with the hem of the thin shirt I wore, before leaning down to my height.

“More specifically, if you’ll let me push them” Youngjae spoke in a sweet voice.

That sweet voice, however, was promising dirty, dirty things. But when Youngjae leaned down to press a heated sensual kiss to my lips, I knew that I was all fucking for whatever that voice was promising.

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  • *Molly's flat*
  • Molly: *opens the door* Sorry about the mess. Double shifts *giggles nervously* I'm sure I don't need to tell you.
  • Molly's Date: *chuckles* You should see my place.
  • Molly: *spots the Belstaff on her sofa; panics* Erm...can I?
  • Molly's Date: *confused* Huh?
  • Molly: *trying to shove him through the door* Let's go to your place.
  • Molly's Date: *resisting* Why? What's-
  • Sherlock: *leaves the bedroom wearing a sheet; irritated* I've had it with your cat, Molly. That was the last straw *sits on the sofa*
  • Molly's Date: ...
  • Molly's Date: Please tell me he's your brother.
  • Sherlock: *obnoxiously flipping through a magazine* Husband.
  • Molly: *hisses* Shut it!
  • Molly's Date: *looking between them*
  • Molly's Date: *awkward* Uh, look, Molls I know I said 'up for a good time' on my profile but...
  • Molly: *mortified* No! No, no! It's not like that. He *points at Sherlock* HE married me. I had no part of it.
  • Sherlock: *very smug; mutters* Had no trouble consummating it.
  • Molly: *frowns* Why are you here?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* My wife was about to commit adultery; I thought it best to step in.
  • Molly: *annoyed* Don't call me that. This isn't a marriage.
  • Sherlock: Well, you won't move in with me.
  • Molly: *incredulous* because you haven't asked *quickly* and moving all of my belongings into your flat isn't asking.
  • Sherlock: *thoughtful* Hmm. Anything else?
  • Molly: *thoughtful* I hyphenate my surname.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Fair enough.
  • Molly: *raises an eyebrow* I get the left side of the bed.
  • Sherlock: *folds his arms* Yes, fine.
  • Molly: And I get your other dressing gown.
  • Sherlock: *sighs* I don't want you thinking you wear the trousers, Mrs. Hooper-Holmes.
  • Molly: *smiles* I always have *pauses* well?
  • Sherlock: *looks up* Oh, right *clears his throat* will you move in with me?
  • Molly: *giggles* Yeah, why not? *pulls him to his feet; kisses him*
  • Molly's Date: *perplexed* Err...should I- *gestures at the door*
  • Sherlock: About ten minutes ago but better late than never *winks* isn't that right?
  • Molly: *playfully swats him*
EXO as your enemies
  • Chanyeol: *Cutest enemy ever* "You don't want to do this for me? Oh.. so you think you are better than me? We'll see!" *Throws a tantrum*
  • Kris: *You feel that? It's freezing right? Probably going to ignore you for the rest of your life. So cold...*
  • Sehun: *The competitive type. Definitely one of you two will end up falling in love* "Vivi! I told you not to go near her! Come back here.. oh it's going to be like that? We'll see when I break your favorite food!"
  • Tao: *The childish type* "Why did you stare at me like that! Well if you hate me.. then I'll hate you too! Don't talk to me! :P"
  • Kai: *Probably try to fix things* "Can't we be friends? Or at least stop this... it's tiring.. please?"
  • Xiumin: *The I'm not saying anything but you are going to pay one day, you'll see type*
  • Baekhyun: *Probably won't shut up until you explode and start fighting with him... again...* "It's so funny how you get annoyed so easily by me... kekekeke"
  • Luhan: *Will roll his eyes all the time* "Why do you keep talking? Please... I need space *So sassy this enemy of yours*
  • Chen: *Probably wouldn't even know he is your enemy* "Hm... I've noticed lately that you have something... did I do something to you?"
  • Kyungsoo: *The you won't leave this place alive type*
  • Lay: *Impossible, he's an angel. No matter how bad things are he'll always try to fix it* "Are we okay now? I know you need space.. but I want to make sure... I'm sorry for everything"
  • Suho: *The I have my whole fam backing me up type* "Mess with me, and you'll mess with them.. be careful.." *Sassy too*
  • Ghira: I'm sorry, can you repeat that, Blake?
  • Blake: I'm going to be traveling with Yang.
  • Kali: But for how long?
  • Blake: As long as we want and have hunts to go on.
  • Ghira: But what about a house? Where will you two stay when you don't have any mission?
  • Blake: Well. You see that's the thing...
  • Kali: *Eyed her daughter before gasping* YOU TWO ALREADY HAVE A HOUSE TOGETHER!?
  • Ghira: What? Don't be ridiculous Kali. Of course they don't have a house of their own. I doubt either of them could even afford one.
  • Blake: ...
  • Ghira: Right, Blake?
  • Blake: ... Uh...
  • Ghira: Oh good lord you have bought a house with her.
  • Kali: Where is your house? Is it close by? Well we need to take an airship or will a boat do the trick?
  • Ghira: Kali. I think the more important question is HOW did you and your girlfriend buy a HOUSE!?
  • Blake: That's the thing. We kinda... built it with the rest of our team.
  • Ghira: Built it? How on earth did you afford to do that!?
  • Kali: But more importantly WHERE IS IT?
  • Blake: Sigh, Follow me. *Blake told her parents as she got up and headed outside, Leaving Ghira and Kali confused before following. Once outside, Kali and Ghira dropped as Blake turned around and pointed to a larger airship hovering in the sky.* That is our house.
  • Ghira: My word. It's as big as our house.
  • Kali: That will make it easier for holiday visits.
  • Yang: *Yang then pops her head out a window and called out with a smile.* Hey Mr. and Mrs. B! What do you think!?
  • Ghira: That still doesn't answer how you afforded this. Let alone built it.
  • ~Five mouths earlier~
  • Yang: Hey Kai? What's with this busted ships?
  • Kai: Hmm? Oh. Just scrap I pull from the ocean or left overs from assholes that tried to kill me.
  • Ruby: Uh-huh... What do you do with it?
  • Kai: Make random shit or fix them up. If you want one to fix up so you can have a mobile team rwby base, Be my guess.
  • Yang/Ruby: ... BLAKE/WEISS! WE GOT US A BASE!
  • Blake/Weiss: Excuse me, wha?
When James made up his mind about Lily
  • James: [Fleamont is in the kitchen. James walks in] I'm dating Lily Evans.
  • Fleamont: Well, well, well!
  • Euphemia: What's happening?
  • Fleamont: James says he and Lily are dating.
  • Euphemia: I don't believe it.
  • Fleamont: That what he says. Right?
  • James: I'm going up to Cokeworth today.
  • Euphemia: Oh, James. This is so exciting!
  • Fleamont: Come on, let's call the Evans'. We've got something to celebrate.
  • James: No. I think you'll want to wait on that.
  • Fleamont: They don't know?
  • James: No, they don't.
  • Fleamont: Well, when did you decide all this?
  • James: About an hour ago.
  • Euphemia: Wait a minute. You talked to Lily this morning?
  • James: No. She doesn't know about it.
  • Fleamont: She doesn't know that you're coming up to Cokeworth?
  • James: No. Actually, she doesn't know about us dating yet.
  • Euphemia: When did you two talk this over?
  • James: We haven't.
  • Euphemia: James, this whole idea sounds pretty half-baked.
  • James: No, it's not, Mum. It's completely baked. It's a decision I've made.
  • Fleamont: But what makes you think she wants to date you?
  • James: [James picks up his suitcase, walks to the door] She doesn't. To be perfectly honest, she doesn't like me.
Garrett and Marian - Legacy Banters
  • Marian: Well... not quite how I imagined this family reunion going. I was envisioning more hugs and maybe some wine over dinner. Not attempted assassinations
  • Carver: Really? You think this is so abnormal for our family?
  • Marian: Well you got me there
  • ---
  • Bethany: What could our father have to do with this mess? The Carta have had more than enough time to try and find us
  • Garrett: I imagine that having two Champions of Kirkwall with the last name Hawke may have tipped them off
  • Bethany: But it's been three years since you and sis defeated the Arishok. Why wait that long?
  • Marian: Well I don't know about you, but if I was going to go after the people who killed an Arishok then I'd probably want to make a little time for planning, wouldn't you?
  • Carver: Do these morons strike you as the sensible type?
  • Marian: Two points in one day Carver? Don't tell me the Templars are actually drilling some wit into that skull of yours
  • Carver: *laughs* At least /my/ wit makes a point, dear sister
  • Bethany: Ooh, that had to hurt
  • Garrett: Do you need some healing for that one, Marian?
  • Marian: Oh shove off, all of you
  • ---
  • Garrett: And we're back in the Deep Roads
  • Marian: Oh it's not that bad. I mean... Look at all the... Ugh, no, you're right this is terrible. Let's all promise never to go to the Deep Roads after this. Three times is enough
  • Garrett: Three times? When was the second?
  • Marian: Um... well...
  • Carver and Bethany: *sing song voices* Somebody's in trouble
  • ---
  • Bethany: Varric wrote to me the other day
  • Garrett: Telling another of his stories, I bet. Was it the one about the high dragon, because that didn't really-
  • Bethany: No. He was giving me an update. On you, actually. I was... worried, so I wrote to him and asked
  • Garrett: I'm fine Beth. Really
  • Bethany: No you're not. Not yet. But I know you, and if anyone can get past it, you can
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • ---
  • Carver: You might want to be watch yourself, Garrett
  • Garrett: How come?
  • Carver: Ever since you sided with Orsino the other day, there's been... Rumours. Meredith isn't happy with you, and it's only because she allows it that you're still free
  • Garrett: So is she going to have me dragged to the Circle, or is she getting the Brand ready now?
  • Fenris: Don't say that
  • Carver: I would never let it get that far. But I thought I'd warn you, just in case you were thinking about making her mad
  • Garrett: I appreciate you telling me Carver. Don't worry. I'll be careful
  • ---
  • *after completing Malcolm's Will*
  • Marian: So... the stonework down here is... lovely, isn't it?
  • Carver: Not now, Mary
  • Marian: I was only... Alright
  • ---
  • Marian: Are you okay, Gary?
  • Garrett: I'm fine... Just...
  • Marian: He loved you. And Bethany. He'd be so proud of you
  • Garrett: You sound so sure of that
  • Marian: Of course I am. Because it's true. And don't let that nasty shit in your head tell you otherwise - it's a liar, remember
  • Garrett: *chuckles* Alright
  • Bethany: Be careful sister, people might think you've got a heart after all
  • Marian: *dramatically* Oh no! *clutches chest* I think... I think I'm getting feelings! Quick, someone beat them out of me!
  • Carver: *laughs* You be careful what you wish for sister
  • Isabela: I'd rather ride them out of you
  • Garrett: Ah, and there's the dirty line. I was starting to worry something was wrong Bela
  • Isabela: And you're as sweet as ever, Garrett
  • ---
  • Varric: Twenty silvers, that's my final offer. Take it or leave it Elf
  • Marian: What are you betting on, and why am I getting left out of it?
  • Varric: You want in? We're betting on what it'll take to get Junior and Waffles to hug
  • Garrett: *groans* You're not calling me 'Waffles' again, are you?
  • Varric: I have to. Every time I say 'Hawke' all four of you turn around. I'm being considerate
  • Carver: I bet there's /someone/ here who'd like to see him covered in syrup
  • Garrett: Carver!
  • Fenris: *embarrassed noises*
  • Isabela: Ooh, new friend-fiction idea!
  • Garrett: Don't you even dare!
  • Isabela: Too late, already dared. Can we make camp? I need to make notes
  • ---
  • Varric: Hey, Rivaini, I'm expecting royalties if that friend-fiction of yours gets published
  • Carver: When you didn't even come up with it?
  • Varric: You wouldn't have brought up syrup if I didn't call him Waffles
  • Garrett: Maker save me...
  • Bethany: And me...
  • Marian: Usually I like dirty things... But this is too far, even for me
  • Isabela: Are you saying you wouldn't like it if /I/ were covered in syrup?
  • Marian: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were my very hairy twin brother, Bela
  • Isabela: Well when you put it that way...
  • ---
  • Isabela: I always thought we were the loud ones, you know
  • Fenris: What?
  • Marian: I know right. Maybe they're just less shy about it now
  • Garrett: Do I want to know?
  • Isabela: You already know. Or did you deafen yourself?
  • Marian: To think, they don't need us shouting encouragement through the wall anymore. I'm so proud
  • Isabela: Our boys are growing up so fast. Maybe next they'll master foreplay
  • Carver: Oh Maker, I do not want to hear this
  • Bethany: Neither do I
  • Garrett: *loudly* And I would be very happy if we could stop talking about this. Right now
  • Isabela: Yeah, see. That kind of loud
  • Fenris: *deadpan* If you're so fascinated by Garrett being loud, then you must not be doing a very good job at making Marian scream, Isabela
  • Marian: Oooooooo
  • Isabela: Oh, you snarky little shit
  • Bethany: *loudly* If we could stop discussing my older brother's and sister's sex lives, I would appreciate it
  • Carver: *loudly* Oh look, more darkspawn. Let's kill them so we can stop talking about this
  • ---
  • Marian: So our choices are the nice, Tainted madman, or the mage who wants to let a darkspawn magister out of his hole in the ground? Why can we never make nice decisions, like what kind of wine to have with dinner?
  • Fenris: I agree. It is the only decision worth making
  • Marian: When you're not throwing it at the walls, I assume?
  • Fenris: That was six years ago
  • Marian: And you never offered me a glass
  • Fenris: You are recycling jokes now? Has the great Marian Hawke's wit finally lost it's edge?
  • Marian: Ooh, you are just asking for it now
  • ---
  • Varric: You okay Garrett? You've been a bit quiet since-
  • Garrett: I'm fine Varric. There's more important things to be worried about right now
  • Varric: It's not easy to realise that someone you looked up to wasn't quite what you imagined. You ever need to talk, you know where my suite is
  • ---
  • Isabela: So... is no one going to bring up the fact that Varric called Garrett by his name earlier?
  • Varric: What are you talking about Rivaini? Waffles and I were just having a friendly chat
  • Isabela: Don't bullshit me. You called him Garrett. I heard you
  • Varric: That doesn't sound like me, Rivaini
  • Marian: He called you by your name when Velasco carted you off to Castillon
  • Isabela: What?! No fair, I didn't get to hear!
  • ---
  • Bethany: Are you sure about this, brother?
  • Garrett: It has to be done
  • Bethany: I could do it. I am a Hawke after all, and a mage. You don't need to-
  • Garrett: No, Bethany
  • Bethany: But-!
  • Garrett: Bethy, if I let you use blood magic, I'd never be able to live with myself
  • Bethany: And if you do it, will you be able to live with it?
  • Garrett: I'd rather it be me than you
  • ---
  • Varric: If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!
  • Marian: Oh great, and now he's almost certain to pull a dragon out of his arse! Way to go Varric
  • ---
  • Bethany: Here, you didn't get a chance to close that wound earlier
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • Fenris: I just hope it was worth it
  • Marian: Well we /did/ just kill a darkspawn magister. I can't wait to hear how Varric tells this one
  • Varric: Well I doubt I'll have to exaggerate a damn thing, considering how weird this shit is
  • Fenris: That isn't what I meant...
  • Garrett: I'd have avoided it if I could, but someone had to. And if it meant sparing my little sister from that...
  • Fenris: I understand. But... Please, just be more careful from now on
  • Garrett: I will, I promise
  • Isabela: You two are so sappy... It's actually rather cute

“You don’t have to talk to me, you know. They can’t see me. It’s like you’re talking to yourself.”

“I am painfully aware.”

“Then why’re we having this conversation?”

“Because I - I don’t know, fuck. I like talking to you. And people already think I’m insane. Really, what eighteen-year-old guy in his right mind owns a flower shop?”

“You like talking to me?”

“Did I say that?”

“Yeah, kinda.”

“Right, well, pretend I didn’t.”

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HTGAWM confirmed Wes' death about five times and I still refuse to believe it
  • htgawm: shows Wes under the sheet
  • Me: OH... nah
  • Bonnie: It's Wes
  • Me: What? Mmmmm... no I don't... I don't think... something's not right-
  • htgawm: show's Wes' face on the TV as the confirmed dead body with Meggy and Laurel crying about it
  • Me: this is a just a BIG misunderstanding, he's not-
  • Nate: Wes was dead before the fire
  • htgawm: shows Wes walking out with the camera panning up to the sky like his spirit is literally ascending to heaven
  • Me:
  • Me: So ANYWAY how did Annalise pull off Wes' FAKE death so well?
Resistance (m)

Word count: 4,973

Warning: Hoseok smut

“Three, two, one… go!”

Your feet push into the soft ground, making your body move forward.

“Until the milestone, girls!” Someone already catches up to you, which you can’t make up for anymore by quickening your pace. You stay behind, with burning lungs, exhaustion cutting through your legs - it’s only been mere seconds and you’re already giving up physically.

The only thing that keeps you going is the fact that everyone else is still far behind you, huffing just as loudly as you - everyone except for one person. This loss gets you furious, despite him having to be in front.

He just wants to bring you down.

“Faster, number two!” Hoseok shouts, turning around at a steady pace, simply to give you an unsatisfied glare. Not even running backwards holds him back from creating a bigger distance between you two.

That nickname he just loves to bring up.

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A daring drink.
  • AFD!Yang, staring into the RWBY apartment fridge, narrowing her eyes: Hmmm...I wonder if that'd taste good...
  • ~~~~
  • AFD!Weiss, unlocking and walking into the apartment, talking down the hall since the kitchen light is on, locking the door back up: Ugh. You would not believe my day. Mother had SIX meetings with investors and of course four of them couldn't speak Atlassian so I had to translate and-
  • AFD!Weiss, having walked down the short hallway to the half wall that divides off the kitchen, staring at Ruby and Yang: What are you two idiots doing?
  • AFD!Yang, her eyes shifting from Weiss, to Ruby, to an empty glass sitting on the table with a carton of Orange juice and chocolate sauce beside it: ....nothing.
  • AFD!Ruby, holding her head in her hands: That was....so gross. Oh god it was gross. Why did you think that would taste GOOD?!?
  • AFD!Weiss, slouching over the half wall, her hand dragging down her face: Don't tell me you made her drink "chocolate orange juice"?
  • AFD!Yang, with a sheepish laugh: Well.../I/ didn't want to try it.
  • AFD!Ruby: Just...give me my five dollars...
  • AFD!Yang, her eyes nervously to the side: Yeeeeah...uhhh...I don't exactly /have/ five dollars right now.
  • AFD!Ruby, slamming her hand onto the table, jumping up: I. Am. Going. To. Kill you.

anonymous asked:

Rosy, did you catch in the sizzle reel how Madi describes Clarke as the "fairest and bravest warrior" who climbed the tower to save her friends? It's a total reset of being the Princess locked in L's tower. But shhhh, don't let the CLs hear us say that, lol. ;) And you know who the kickass princess normally falls for right? Well, just ask Rapunzel in Tangled...I think it was her knight....ahhhh, justice feels good.

I just watched it again. Oh, it was for us. Well, it was the story of The 100, which is the show that WE have been watching. Not that other show, that the CLs were watching where the hero was not Clarke. Or Bellamy. Or The 100. The ACTUAL heroes, according to Clarke’s story.

The whole climbing of the tower thing? We’ve got it three times, really. The first time when Bellamy was trying to save Clarke. Then, well, we kind of have BOTH of them attacking that tower to save everyone from ALIE. Clarke got kidnapped then, and Bellamy had to save her, and then they were able to save humanity together. And then the third time when Clarke was all alone and she was doing it to save her friends from the “monster” of praimfaya. So she’s the prince now. 

The whole prince/princess thing keeps getting switched around. They trade places in that one. I don’t consider Bellamy her knight though. I consider them Queen and King, not prince and princess. But I still think the story being told is that romantic connection. And epic romance even. A mythic one. 

Someone said that the sizzle reel felt like a Bellarke fanvid. LOL. nope. Official bidness. Hey, what can we tell them. The 100 is about Clarke and Bellamy and their relationship and how they save the world. Not our fault if they never got that and keep trying to watch a different show. I don’t actually get why people keep doing that. You just end up getting hurt when you put fanon over canon. Fanfiction is great, but it’s got no control over canon. 


Hot damn, Chris… I always knew you were supposed to be pretty much a clone of your mum, but never did I think you’d make such a gorgeous girl o___O so prettyyyy! ;____; 

“Christophine Willa”, tho XD

sentence prompts [100]

1. “did you really think they loved you?”

2. “do you have any idea how many packs of ramen i could have bought with that kind of money?”

3. “i can’t make it stop because i don’t even know what it is”

4. “your email password is ‘ibetyouwontguessmypassword’… you are literally the opposite of mysterious”

5. “shh.. hey shh, i’ve got you alright?”

6. “it’s not that i don’t like them.. its just that make me wants to slam my head against a wall”

7. “there’s so much to think about”

8. “i think you’re indirectly saying that you like me but i’m not really sure and i'm really bad at picking up on signals so please be straightforward before i embarrass myself any further”

9. “you deserve to hear those words but i can’t be the one to say them to you”

10. “i hate everyone, its just that i hate you slightly less”

11. “i mean it’s the only way… right?”

12. “when i said ‘break a leg’ this is not what i fucking meant”

13. “how do you know when?” 

14. “i’m so tired i’m starting to imagine things. like, i think your face in inching closer to me but that could totally just be the lack of sleep and-mmm”

15. “stop fucking crying” 

16. “when people talk about being awkward.. do they not realize that real awkwardness is throwing up on a casket at a funeral, not just pretending to be embarrassed when you ‘accidentally’ bump into a hot guy?”

17. “i can’t make this decision for you”

18. “would you stop looking at me like that?”

19. “no, like.. what do you really want?”

20. “remember that time you stepped in dog shit on our first day of school and you had white shoes on and- and why are you making threatening hand gestures at me?”

21. “i’m a fucking mess”

22. “oh my god i think i just peed”

23. “god! stop it! why do you always fucking do that?”

24. “dude, you remember that commercial with the lady that falls down the stairs and can’t get up? yeah.. that’s basically you right now”

25. “why didn’t you love them?”

26. “that is my muffin you fucking jerk face”

27. “I just don't get it, no matter how hard i try”

28. “did i mention how much i hate you? oh i have?… well just a reminder.”

29. “either shut up and take a nap with me or leave”

30. “you’re so far gone”

31. “you spent 20 minutes trying to teach a chair how to respond to it’s name… i think it’s safe to say that you were drunk as hell”

32. “everything just kind of.. hurts, i guess”

33. “hey have you seen my- are you crying over that damn disney movie again?”

34. “i’m not them”

35. “what the hell do you mean you’re not a dog person?”

36. “i can't”

37. “did you just.. did you just snort?”

38. “i don't want this”

39. “did you just give me the middle finger?” 

40. “you’re making this worse for yourself, you do realize that right?”

41. “rock, paper, sciss- fuck!”

42. “i know i don’t deserve it, but please?”

43. “are you sure you’re studying because this looks like the intro to a very poorly funded porno”

44. “want me. need me. crave me”

45. “i’m trying to write a poem but i can’t think of anything that rhymes with- what are you looking at?” 

46. “i should have noticed”

47. “listen as much as i love your hugs, i can’t really breathe at the moment”

48. “breathe with me. in. and out.”

49. “what do you mean you’ve never owned a rubber ducky?”

50. “you are so fucking beautiful and you can’t even see it”

51. “how does he expect me to run to class when i can barely walk up one flight of stairs without heaving afterwards for five minutes straight?”

52. “stop saying sorry”

53. “yeah, uh, what the fuck”

54. “i can’t remember a time when i didn’t feel this way”

55. “hi i’m- wow you are a beautiful and i just made this so uncomfortable by saying that out loud”

56. “i’m so sorry, oh my god, i’m so sorry”

57. “so you can punch someone in the face but you can’t kill a spider?

58. “i keep telling myself to ‘stop waiting’ but here i am.. still waiting”

59. “how is it 3:00a.m, i thought it was like 10:00p.m”

60. “i almost long for it now”

61. “they love me, they love me not, they love me, they love me n- wait fuck there’s only one petal left, i always knew this game was rigged”

62. “you’re scaring me”

63. “you literally roll your eyes every other minute, how are your eyes not stuck in the back of your head by now?”

64. “how can’t you see that you deserve so much better than me?”

65. “i am 99% sure that the world is out to get me, the other 1% is holding onto the hope that my 11:11 wishes are valid”

66. “wait, are you crying?”

67. “wow that dry drool on your chin really suits you”

68. “are you drunk?”

69. “don’t ask me about my feelings when you already know exactly what I'm feeling”

70. “i may or may not have possibly accidentally maybe stained your favorite sweatshirt?”

71. “is it not enough?”

72. “so, any questions, imbeciles?”

73. “they love me, you’re wrong”

74. “there is a very large chance that i like you back.. but like, who knows..”

75. “you’re not supposed to eat that part!”

76. “i was waiting for you and you knew it and still, you did nothing about it”

77. “please stop tickling my neck it’s not funn- oh my god!”

78. “i know that you never really listen to your voicemails but here i am anyways and i just wanted to say…”

79. “it’s not my fault i’m so devilishly handsome”

80. “i didn’t mean to, i don’t- I'm not, i-”

81. “me too. wait no i mean like- i love you too. not me. i don’t love me too. not that i’m insecure. i just meant like that i love you not me. does that make sense?

82. ”i didn’t mean to make them cry!”

83. “everyone is always saying that i don’t have to have a plan yet. but if that’s the case, then why does it seem like everyone else has a plan except for me?”

84. “i think i’m gonna throw up..”

85. “you’re always saying how tired you are. but what exactly is it that you’re tired of? because i know it’s not just the lack of sleep.”

86. “maybe it was the 7 doughnuts. but I mean, just a guess”

87. “stop yelling at me!”

88. “so a little birdy told me that you think i’m cute?”

89. “i was so in love with who i thought they were”

90. “did you really mean what you said back there?”

91. “i’m so tired of feeling unwanted”

92. “i wrote you just like i promised, like we promised. why didn’t you ever write back?”

93. “i didn’t know you could sing”

94. “why are you being so cold”

95. “you said i was the one you wanted”

96. “tell me what to do, please!”

97. “i’m so sleepy”

98. “can we stay home and watch documentaries on netflix?”

99. “i triple dog dare you”

100. “do you think you could teach me how to swim?”

i feel like if nev were to ever turn face again it would probably be more implied than anything else?? like a typical way that someone turns face is when they make the save when someone is being beat down by two heels, but i absolutely Cannot see nev doing something like that because it’s too abrupt of a change and wouldn’t make much sense rn considering who he is as a character

i was thinking that if it ever happens, it’ll probably be a result of a double turn with enzo. nev is the one being cheered at the moment while enzo is being booed, even tho neither of them have made any real changes to their characters since beginning to feud. if enzo were to win the title through cheap tactics, that would be the moment when he officially turns heel, whereas nev would go on to be the “face” who people feel bad for because GOD that’s such an awful way to lose, and i put “face” in quotes because while technically being more of a good guy nev would still retain most of the qualities that make him a heel

like say nev loses the title and then is hanging around backstage acting Emo™ like he did the last time he lost, but then someone like cedric (who Sorta has issues w/ enzo??) or mustafa (who’s pals w/ cedric and probably has some issues w/ enzo too) comes along and just says that they’re sorry that that happened, like they don’t coddle him or anything and it’s a really brief interaction, just a quick “sorry” in passing, but nev realizes at that moment that despite how cruel he’s been to everyone since arriving on 205 live there are still some people who respect him, and those people can admit that he’s been wronged even if he hasn’t been all that nice to them, and he feels kinda…. touched?? that there are people who actually give a shit about him??

and from that point going forward nev becomes more of an Awkward Babyface who keeps trying to fit in with the other cruiserweights despite still being his usual mean self, and he’ll realize that it’s difficult to make friends when you keep calling them “peasants” every two seconds but he’s Learning

and then later on once he’s more comfortable around them he can start trying to rally everyone against enzo, who is still champ while all of this is happening, and he’s like “guys…… how are we letting this guy be on 205……. i kno im no angel or anything but come on you can at least admit im better than him, right….. please….. we gotta kick him off this show he’s a MENACE”

tl;dr: if nev becomes babyface it’ll be apart of a double turn with enzo and he’ll still be acting like a jackass towards everyone, but now he has Friends

Voltron the Legendary Defender episode 1 starters
  • "Knock it off, ______! Please!"
  • "We shouldn't be doing this."
  • "Okay, I'm-I’m just, I’m just saying this here, right now, on the record: This is a bad idea."
  • "You come up here to rock out?"
  • "Whoa! What the heck is that thing? And who the heck is she?"
  • "Do you know how long you've been gone?"
  • "That was before we were properly motivated.
  • "Maybe we could get some hazmat suits and sneak in like med techs."
  • "Oh, I'd recognize that mullet anywhere!"
  • "Nope. No, you - No, no, no. No, you don't."
  • "Can't this thing go any faster?"
  • "Shut up and trust me!"
  • "You should come see this."
  • "Hey, give me that! What were you doing in my stuff?"
  • "Okay, I admit it. This is super freaky."
  • "Make it stop. Make it stop."
  • "Oh, are you scared?"
  • "Keep your guard up."
  • "Who are you? Where am I?"
  • "I'm _____. And you're right here in my arms."
  • "I haven't eaten since breakfast and I'm starving."
  • "I did not receive the memo on this."
  • "Sorry, no time for questions."
  • "You're rambling."
  • "_____! I thought you were dead!"
  • "Well, actually, I was trying to get out of the way."
  • "Not this again."
  • "They're here already?"
  • "Guess my calculations were a bit off. Finger counting is - it's more of an art than a science."
  • "Panic now?"
  • "Here's an option: shut your quiznak.""I don't think you're using that word correctly."
  • "I would do anything to take this burden from you."
  • "Yeah, it is pretty cute.
  • "Well it's not a matter of 'we.' It's a matter of 'you.'"
  • "You made fun of me for that."
  • "I'm coming with you.
  • "It's me. _____. Your buddy."
  • "Hey, wait, wait, wait! I feel something!"
  • "I-I don't care what you say, _____. I'm panicking now!"
  • "Thanks, pretty lady."