i don't ship them though sorry sorry

  • Joker: Let me destroy an entirely populated major city just so my crush will acknowledge our broken relationship!
  • Me: Nope.
  • Batman: Let me manipulate the feelings of my ex because it's beneficial to me.
  • Me: Nope.
  • Tumblr: Aw I love Batj*kes! They are so cute together!
  • Me: Nope.

- Are you hurt?
- Yeah, a little.
- A little?