i don't ship them i swear

  • kaz brekker: inej ghafa?? nah what a nerd what a — [trips] [hundreds of photos of inej spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen fuck [hundreds of pictures of inej scatter across the floor] shit fuck I’m holding them for a friend just listen
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get to know me meme: [5/?] otps ♡
matt murdock and elektra natchios (marvel’s daredevil 2003)

“Does this mean you want a rematch?”

PSA

Because I’m still very salty about that person calling me a homophobe, I feel I have to state the obvious on this blog:

IF YOU CAN’T RESPECT THAT I LIKE/POST ELAMS, GET OUT!!!!!! DON’T REBLOG MY STUFF CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC, DON’T EVEN LOOK AT MY POSTS, JUST LEAVE MY BLOG ENTIRELY!!!!! BLOCK ME IF YOU WANT, JUST FREAKING GET OUT INSTEAD OF PUTTING HATE IN MY NOTIFICATIONS!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just me or does it look like: 

Kihyun: *internally* This does not seem right, what am I doing wrong??

Jooheon: *just casually waiting patiently*

Wonho: Oh man, oh man, why Jooheon? *puts hands up to mouth* Why can’t I be the one kissing Kihyun? I swear to god, Kihyun, if you’re enjoying that!

Changkyun/IM: Mom? *leans to peek* Mom?? That is NOT dad!

Shownu: IM? *peeks around the opposite side to look* IM, stop looking right now. The adults are trying to play a little game here. Go back to bed, little one.

Hyungwon: *can’t stop laughing because the beautiful DEVIL*

super tiny asanoya doodle

I absolutely do not ship Drowley. I mean how could you - *fanfic falls out of my sleeve* - Um. How could you think that I would ever like something like that? *drops an edit on the floor* That’s not mine. Who is this C-Crowley character, anyway? *meta bursts out of my pockets and begins filling the room.* B-but Destiel is going to be canon and I would never ever- *voice is muffled by the thousands and thousands of reblogged drowley posts to come*

It’s weird. It’s just different… It’s not men. It’s just him. It’s only him… And I don’t even know what it is really, so I’m not broadcasting it.
—  Ianto Jones [about Captain Jack Harkness] (Torchwood: Children of Earth - Day One)

**Also relevant as my head canon for every one of my ships hence the tags so sorry not sorry read learn enjoy thank you goodbye**

new ship : @m-arci-a and a decent amount of sleep

so many AUs, i'm not sure what to do with them all

+air conditioner repairman [v sweaty job]
+barber
+street racers
+Christmas light neighbor competition
+mailman
+guitar teacher
+tailor
+little kids with a lemonade stand or kissing booth
+motherFUCK there’s smoothie on the ceiling
+someone’s cat is in a tree
+“how do I say fuck in [language]”
 -[I love you]
 - “cool thanks”
+I broke into your apartment cause it smelled like something was on fire but I don’t think we can salvage your cookies
+try my chili!
 -HOLY SHIT THAT’S FUCKING HOT
 -oops
 -MOTHER FUCK
 -here use my mouth to calm the heat
+I saw the dude/chick who manscapes/waxes me
+minor car accident
+frat houses across the street
+competing mattress salesmen
+teddy bear doctors
+we both picked the same weird place to watch fireworks
+someone needs a car jumpstart
+gym class soccer
+college tour
+school trip to europe
+I wrote an ode to your butt in 10th grade and you somehow found it at the end of senior year
+i accidentally spilled beer on you at a bar and you thought I wanted to fight
+21 jump street au
+i licked a pole when it was 2 degrees outside please help me kind stranger
+high school intern for senior pictures [I’m literally just here to hold this reflecty thing and make you look hotter than usual]
+you heard me singing in the shower, recorded it, and put it on YouTube and now I’m Internet famous and I’m not sure whether I want to kill you or marry you
+someone found our office game of fuck marry kill and you’re my fuck
+there’s a dorm wii + mariokart in the lounge and we’re now on best out of 39
+I drew a picture of you and put it on tumblr and you found it
+I wrote a fanfic and the au was how we met and you got suspicious
+you’re a really shitty tutor
+you needed to borrow sugar to bake a cherry pie
+all you wrote in my yearbook last year was your number and now I have no clue who did it
+I got locked out of my dressing room wearing only my underwear and now we’re both waiting for an attendant
+I accidentally dropped a water balloon on you instead of my friend
+you write nice comments on all the angsty poems I post online
+we’ve been arguing over the proper use of the subjunctive mood in spanish for 2 hours and neither of us has taken it since high school
+you’re the monster under my bed
+I 100000% did not mean to send you that nude on snapchat oh my god
+I had to explain what dtf is to you
+you tried to perform cpr and iM TOTALLY FINE
+you’re asking me for self defense lessons because you saw that one time I tripped and accidentally took out a guy making off with someone’s belongings
+the secret life of walter mitty au
+bones au
+someone’s cursed to live like they’re in a musical
+book illustrator & writer
+you work at a shoe store and you just laced that shoe up and put it on my foot and I’m having an actual cinderella moment
+you caught me trying to sneak a hamburger off your grill as I was running by
+thERE IS A RACCOON IN MY HOME SAVE ME NEIGHBOR
+naked and afraid au
+you’re an expert survivalist and one time I cried because I stepped on a worm
+look I know my window’s really big but that doesn’t mean you had to watch my entire re-enactment of “it’s raining men” from magic mike okay
+our kite strings got tangled up
+you accidentally hit me in the face when you scored that homerun
+there is a very good chance I took your shoes instead of mine when I left that party wasted last night
+i put a gopro on my dog to figure out where she was going and it’s to your house

I swear that some people need to suck it up and accept the s3 finale. I personally like Bedelia, but the woman is doomed. She has had it coming since the beginning of the season and this kind of an ending was pretty much inevitable. Hannibal and Will are a canon pairing; not a joke. Sure, you can not ship them. That is okay. But for fuck’s sake, how about you don’t spread the god-frigging-hate and get on people’s nerves. 

Because of Kumirei...

Okay. Because of Kumirei, I’m either 

 A. In love with their love and thus can’t even think about a romance involving myself 

 B. Mood and emotion wired to them and just seeing them can make a horrible day be the best day in my life, better than sitting on a throne of toaster strudels (and let me tell you I REALLY love me some toaster strudels)

 C. Overly protective like a (god)mother with a spatula on maternal fire to all who even say one thing negative about them being together or say they are “just friends" 

 D. Thinking of making my own country where our goddesses are kumiko and Reina of the Kumirei religion and we all celebrate at festivals under the night stars and on the special Jupiter and Venus coming together days, we offer up all our best fanfictions, fan art, and devotion etc to them. 

 E. Buying all of the posters with them and soundtrack, re watching the series and so forth to the best of my abilities Orrrrrrrr

F. UCK YEAH ALL OF THE ABOVE GIVE ME MY GAYBIES ALL DAY EVERY DAY THAT IS SOME QUALITY STUFF RIGHT THERE. AMEN. 

 I’m circling F.