i don't ship them i swear

  • John Laurens: Hamilton? Y-yeah he's a great friend, uh, my best friend , I don't love him, nop enever nope *trips* *hundreds of love letters spill from his pockets* fuck those aren’t mine I swear I’m just holding them for a friend I- *slips on a pile of letters* FUcK nO they’re not miNe I don’t even know who Ham was sending them to! *drawings of Ham fall out as he falls to his knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst YOU WAIT I cAn ExPLaiN

Been following these accounts for almost two weeks now and I swear to god I loved watching the relationship grow and I’m so happy for them. 

I made a thing and I’m really tired I hope ya’ll like it. I can’t draw today. 

Cup x Satanic Ink Demon 

@bendyinky @cupheadanswers

  • me: i really don't understand why anyone ships unhealthy relationships i- *trips* *thousands of batjokes pictures and fics spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swEAR i’m just holding them for a friend i- *slips on a pile of papers* fuCK no they’re not mine i hate this kinda thing i just- *more pictures fall out as i fall to my knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec just LISTEN

reveluve  asked:

one piece !!!!!!!!! !!! ( you knew that was coming )

HERE WE GO I WAS READY FOR THIS 

OKAY SERIOUSLY THEY ARE JUST PERFECT TOGETHER I DON’T CARE, JUST LET THOSE TWO BE HAPPY AND WITH LOTS OF CUTE PIRATE BABIES I SWEAR- I WENT CRAZY FOR THEM I CANNOT HOLD IT ANYMORE!


Bonus (because I’m a sinner and I could actually ship Luffy with any living thing on this Earth):

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a: you know, you’re not as much of an ass as you pretend to be.
l: dammit. my secret’s out.

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get to know me meme: [5/?] otps ♡
matt murdock and elektra natchios (marvel’s daredevil 2003)

“Does this mean you want a rematch?”

Thanks Subconscious...

So I had a dream last night and be dream I don’t mean a hazy-almost-asleep-kind-of-purposeful-wild-romp-of-imagination. 

I mean serious, full-on, Logic-what-logic and why-is-that-rabbit-pink? kind of dream. One of those, Oh-my-god-I-have-to-remember-that-it-was-so-cool! kind of dream.

So… let me set the dream up.



Somehow, Obi-Wan (who was female by the way), Ahsoka and Captain Rex had ended up on earth, in New York. (I’ve been watching a LOT of Elementary lately so I’m blaming the setting on that.) Anyway, Ahsoka and Obi-Wan were discussing how they were going to get back to their galaxy given that they didn’t know how they ended up here on “earth”.

Ahsoka: Where ARE we?

F!Obi-Wan: I haven’t the faintest idea. I don’t even know how we got here.

Captain Rex: General Skywalker isn’t going to like this.

Ahsoka: Don’t you mean Darth Vader?

It is at this point that I feel I should tell you that Ahsoka was actually Fulcrum and yet Obi-Wan and Rex were from the Clone Wars. And nobody seemed to care about this.

Anyway, back to the unfolding drama of my psyche…

F!Obi-Wan: I don’t believe that’s Anakin.

Ahsoka: Ooooohoho! It’s Anakin all right. I know. And he’s going to be furious.

Captain Rex: *is doing clone trooper type things. I don’t know. Maybe he’s checking the perimeter*

F! Obi-Wan: *snaps* I’m sorry, all right?! Will that make you feel better? It’s my fault we got into this mess and now we’re millions of lightyears away from our home and I don’t know how to get us back there! And Anakin is furious and going to come after us!

Again, I must point out that this was a dream and it seems logic had flown out the window.

Ahsoka: Obi-Wan… we’ll figure some way out of this. Just… let me go see what I can find out.

What next followed was apparently a walk through some kind of marble courthouse with very loud floors that echoed and a lot of boring, normal people going about their daily activities. Obi-Wan followed Ahsoka, Rex followed Obi-Wan and no one noticed a giant orange and blue woman with horns and head tails coming out of her head and the guy in blue and white armor with the giant gun. 

Apparently Ahsoka couldn’t find anything out and was going to contact Anakin, because now he wasn’t Darth Vader anymore. (I KNOW RIGHT??! What the hell brain? We were doing so well!)

Which left Obi-Wan and Rex alone together in the room. 

F! Obi-Wan: I’m sorry, Rex. I know this can’t be easy for you. Being separated from your home.

Obi-Wan is doing a lot of apologizing. I wonder what she did before the dream started. I wonder if I can download that from Brain! Amazon. 

Rex: *takes his helmet off* It’s all right, sir. At least you’re here. That’s all that matters.

F! Obi-Wan: Rex…

AND THEN THEY STARTED TO KISS.

AND IN MY DREAM, I, FIREFLYFISH, DISTINCTLY SAID “BUT I DON’T SHIP THIS.”

And Obi-Wan and Rex continued to make out, while Ahsoka was off doing reconnaissance or something. Whatever you have that third character do while the other two are K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

So whilst I, FireflyFish, watched Lady Obi-Wan and Rex share a tender embrace, I heard another voice (still me but in that way that you talk to yourself? Is what I’m saying making any sense?)

“WELL YOU SHIP THEM NOW! MUAHAHAHA!” IN MY DREAM! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I TROLLED MY OWN DREAM.



So thanks brain. Thanks for giving me the weirdest and most specific of pairings. Fem! Obi-Wan and Rex. 

THANKS. 

9_____9

  • kaz brekker: inej ghafa?? nah what a nerd what a — [trips] [hundreds of photos of inej spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen fuck [hundreds of pictures of inej scatter across the floor] shit fuck I’m holding them for a friend just listen

anonymous asked:

I don't get the antis who feel so threatened toward sheith? And mainly sheith? Klance is the most popular ship by a landslide in this fandom, just let the other ships be because they don't get nearly as much content. How insecure do you have to be about your ship to harass others when most of the content you get is part of the majority. This is coming from someone who doesn't ship sheith but if someone enjoys it I'm not going to be an ass about it. :/

Exactly, I don’t see why we can’t respect all ships and if we don’t like them, we don’t have to harass people about it. All of these shipping wars and discourse is SO unnecessary I swear…

I absolutely do not ship Drowley. I mean how could you - *fanfic falls out of my sleeve* - Um. How could you think that I would ever like something like that? *drops an edit on the floor* That’s not mine. Who is this C-Crowley character, anyway? *meta bursts out of my pockets and begins filling the room.* B-but Destiel is going to be canon and I would never ever- *voice is muffled by the thousands and thousands of reblogged drowley posts to come*