i don't ship it at all can you tell

An explanation of the fandoms by my idiot self
  • Yuri on Ice: We love all your memes, we love all the ships, we love kubo, we love season 2 already, screaming it's canon, can you hear our heart beat?!, crying it's canon, we love everything because we are precious cinnamon roll people.
  • Killing Stalking: Your memes are hit or miss with us, we are just innocent beacons of sin, why Sangwoo?, we're all Yoonbums here, yes daddy?, we either hate your ship or love it, strumming my pain with his fingers, I've never listened that song till now, we have no grey areas, there's no way this will end how any of us wants it to, we're kinda emo but also pretty sweet.
  • Mystic Messenger: We're so edgy, who needs friends?, oh daddy is textin, I love everyone but also I don't, invite us out so we can decline, we need more memes guys, I secretly enjoy Killing Stalking but don't tell the Yuri on Ice fandom.
  • Haikyu!: we are the moms and dads of all fandoms, we are the true beginning, what's free?, fuck swimming we hit balls here, sunshine children and angsty parents, our show is just 1 big meme, classic cinnamon roll, we will accept any ship just please make it canon, we have some beautiful fanfics, season 4?

look u guys, i just did something i never EVER do and went INTO THE TAGS just so i could reblog some ML fanart for you all, because like 5% of my dash has been ML lately and i feel like you all think i’m not part of the fandom anymore even tho I am so I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY- I HATE GOING INTO THE TAGS- BUT I DID FIND SOME GREAT ART I HAVEN’T SEEN.

anonymous asked:

So I saw the comment about shipping Kurama and Genma in Reverse and yes, I'm totally down for that. But can you imagine the chaos/destruction that would follow? Because then Kurama and Genma's *kids* would be together and Genma may not be the resident shinobi den mother in Reverse but you can't tell me he isn't adopting ALL the Root babies. Lies. And Root babies teaming up with jinchuriki/Uzumaki baby siblings would be terrifying. I don't think the shinobi world would survive lol

xD

Just imagine what Genma/Kurama would be like, and then imagine Genma/Kurama/Zabuza. If double the kids is chaos, triple them must be insanity.

TELL ME YOU LOVE ME

cherylxcx  asked:

STORYTELLING TIME (bc the riverdale hiatus is boring): tell me about 2 of your fav riverdale ships, 2 of your fav characters, 2 of your favorite scenes out of all 7 episodes, and tell me about the pairing you last shipped/just started shipping. a detailed analysis, 10 paragraphs, i don't care. just tell me.

HECK YEAH MAN I CAN DO THIS FOR YOU

THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SCREAM

2 fave riverdale ships

  • let me tell you about BETTY AND VERONICA

listen, okay

l i s t e n

i was not going to watch this show.

(and then i saw josie mccoy’s face and was like BUT BUT BUT and a friend had to tell me she’s barely in the pilot and to calm down, and then i didn’t plan to watch it anymore)

and then i saw it

the world’s fucking tenderest kiss to maybe ever be on television, which is JUST UNFAIR FOR EVERYONE DON’T YOU THINK??

camila mendes has a talent, is what i am saying, and that talent deserves so much appreciation that it actually got me to watch this show

(THOSE LIPS. THAT THUMB. CHRIST.)

anyway. my favorite thing about the beronica kiss is that it has absolutely nothing to do with how much i ship it. it’s just a weird fever dream bonus to everything about them that i love.

VERONICA IS JUST SO INCREDIBLY IN LOVE WITH BETTY. FROM MOMENT ONE. the train to the rest of my life speech is legit some of the gayest shit i have heard in my damn life.

i love how dedicated they are to one another. i love how they balance each other out. i love that riverdale took the classic “naughty and nice” dichotomy they had from the comics and turned it upside down and shook it, and this is what fell out

they just so clearly thrive off of each other’s energy. i love that.

but you know what i also love?

  • let me tell you about VERONICA AND CHERYL

i honestly thought for a hot minute there that i wouldn’t have interest in this show beyond beronica

and then 1x05 blessed me and watered my crops and cleared my skin and SHOWED ME THE LIGHT

it turns out, veronica directing her attentions at literally anyone is kind of all i need, and cheryl’s my GOTHIC HOT MESS OF PURE EXTRA and i adore her, and i hope one day they move into a new mansion that has a name and adopt war orphans or something.


2 fave characters

obviously you can tell i have a lot of feelings about veronica lodge, so maybe this doesn’t need saying but sorry too bad buckle up because

  • LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, VERONICA LODGE

ironically, i spent most of my life solidly team betty.

“but Leah,” you say, “you love poor little rich girls who are POPULAR but SAD ABOUT IT and SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. cordelia chase! quinn fabray! glinda upland! summer roberts! you very clearly Have A Type!”

i know. i know i do. but i was BLINDSIDED man

i would die on a battlefield for veronica lodge.

because not only did this show give me “REGRETS HER MEAN GIRL PAST” veronica lodge. it over corrected so hard it gave me the bounty of MOM FRIEND VERONICA LODGE

MOM FRIEND VERONICA RUBBING CHERYL’S NECK THROUGH A PANIC ATTACK

MOM FRIEND VERONICA WRAPPING ARCHIE’S WRIST AND KISSING HIS BOOBOO

MOM FRIEND VERONICA IS NERVOUS BETTY DOESN’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

MOM FRIEND VERONICA MAKING KEVIN PUT ARCHIE IN THE VARIETY SHOW BECAUSE JUSTICE FOR HER SMOL STAGE-FRIGHTENED SON

MOM FRIEND VERONICA LIKE “YEAH POLLY CAN LIVE IN MY HOUSE NO BIG”

the one thing i am weaker for than a sad popular girl is a girl who dances on the edge of the selfish/selfless line, who has such a big heart that she loves EVERYONE but maybe not quite as much as she loves herself. the rose tylers and rachel berrys of this world

oh wait there’s another thing i’m weak for and that is TINY BRUNETTES

veronica lodge was engineered in a science lab to hit every single one of my buttons, is what i am saying

now. i want to be very clear. i adore betty cooper, and no one on this show is more entertaining than cheryl blossom, and kevin keller is the most represented i have ever felt on television, but there was really only one other person i could say is my fave:

  • let me tell you about MY HOMELESS ASEXUAL SON, JUGHEAD JONES

“but Leah,” you say, “Jughead’s not canon ace in this show”

to which i say they can pry jughead’s lack of libido from my cold dead hands, until he says aloud on screen “i, forsythe pendleton jones the third, love doing the sex and it is my preferred method of having intimacy with my romantic partner” he can date whomever the heck he wants because, ASTONISHINGLY, ace people date! and kiss!

besides the point but aNYHOW

this kid is a fucking trainwreck and i love every inch of him

i love his ridiculous dedication to his aesthetic, i love his shitty novel, i love how much he loves his sister, i love his fwoopy bangs, i love how his reaction to being told his best friend is fucking their teacher is “wow dude sounds like you’re the victim of a sexual predator, do you need help?” rather than a high five, i love the way he delivers one-liners like he’s kind of trying not to laugh at his own jokes

riverdale isn’t riverdale without juggie

2 fave scenes out of all seven episodes

  • let me tell you about THE SCENE CONFIRMING KEVIN AND VERONICA’S QUEERPLATONIC LIFE PARTNERSHIP IN WHICH THEY GO ON MARRIED FRIEND DATES

honestly, and i truly have no excuse for this, you said “what is your favorite scene” and the VERY FIRST THING that popped into my head were these moments with ronnie and kev in the back of his father’s truck, which is ridiculous, mostly because they’re not even really a scene

but it’s just. it is so fucking satisfying, man. look at these precious babies. look at how many blankets they’re under. not only is her head on his shoulder (HERE’S ANOTHER LOOK FROM THAT ANGLE) but EVERY PART OF HER is touching EVERY PART OF HIM. he is SITTING on her CAPE. do you have any idea how much trust that entails?

what strikes me about this moment is that Riverdale is succeeding at convincing me that these kids–any of these kids, really, not just kevin and veronica–are friends. that they all enjoy spending time together, that if there weren’t a murder going on they would still see each other, and that they care about each other. ironically, on a lot of teen soaps the friendships are the first thing to be ignored or cut for time, because they’re not juicy and “don’t lead to conflict” (untrue). kevin isn’t even in the core four, and yet, here he is: taking out his best girl because there’s no other out kids except veronica at his school and this show cares about kevin and what kevin does! they could have had veronica suspiciously follow hermione to the drive in and start her conflict with her mom over fred andrews early, but no. they wanted her to have a night out with her gay husband buddy.

kevin and veronica are the kind of friends who made a marriage pact two days into knowing each other. kevin and veronica are the kinds of friends who meet each other’s eyes when they find the same things funny but it would be impolite to laugh. MY KINGDOM FOR AU WHERE KEVIN AND VERONICA BEARD FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN, WHILE FAKE DATING, BECOME BEST FRIENDS. 

and like yes, unless veronica is actually queer (which she is) her calling kevin her best gay and–more than that–interrupting his interruption to be like “GAY THANK GOD LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS” is a little bit abhorrent. but looking past the ridiculous stereotyping, what strikes me most is that when veronica says let’s be best friends she means it. she’s team kevin now, ride or die. 

this moment shows riverdale at its best: taking a shit ton of cliched tropes but blending them in a new way and showing them with a lens of kind of delightfully unexpected compassion.

…anyway

it occurs to me that, despite finding my way back to it at the end, this is much less a rant about an actual scene and much more a rant about how much i love the friendship between veronica and kevin, but i’m sorry i love it that much. 

so i’m gonna try harder now on the next one

there are a lot of one-liners and moments i almost picked, even though, once again, those are not scenes (when jughead narrated that there were really only three kids in that booth and we all went IS JUGHEAD A GHOST, “slut shaming is when SLUTS get SHAMED,” “train to the rest of my life,” veronica’s face when betty comes out in the dominatrix gear, “that doesn’t SOUND like complete freedom,” PUSSYCAT RONNIE, fp jones saying he doesn’t want jughead to look at him like he’s garbage anymore….)

but then a dark horse candidate emerged:

  • let me tell you about the moment i realized ONE DAY I WILL BE ABLE TO LOVE ARCHIE

this show has an archie problem. so dedicated were they to proving that they weren’t going to do the classic love triangle, they made it so that archie barely interacts with half his friend group at all. isolating archie from everyone else with the grundy plot set this show back ages, and made archie almost totally irrelevant to the ensemble he ostensibly leads

but then we got this moment of hope:

“okay Leah yes we get it you like it when these idiot teens are friends”

DO YOU

DO YOU GET IT THOUGH

this was the first hint that this show would succeed at gaining my love beyond betty and veronica. and i didn’t appreciate it at the time aside from OH LOOK ARCHIE HAS A PERSONALITY I LIKE TODAY, THAT’S NICE, but in hindsight it really is quite significant. archie and jughead are supposed to be the heart of this show; it’s good to see them act like it.

and jughead is also a sarcastic little shit and he’s my son and i love him

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE:

third place goes to the scene with betty, jughead and kevin rebuilding the murder wall and then trev shows up, which hilariously of all three of these might ACTUALLY be my real favorite scene of the whole show, for all the reasons i listed about a) the other two above and b) what i’m about to say below. sadly, though, this makes my love for it redundant and i’ve already repeated myself so much, so i’ll move on to…

the pairing i last shipped/just started shipping

  • well, let me tell you about BETTY AND JUGHEAD

i’m gonna be real with you i adore these two. i’m not fandom-y about them at all, because right now what the show is giving me is JUST RIGHT: two kids with chemistry who care about each other! we’re watching them take it slow and feel it out!

i dig the gentle vibe between them, and how they are interested in each other but mostly because they are both interested in JUSTICE and THE TRUTH and MYSTERIES

bless these idiot teen sleuths! i hope they get married and betty becomes a lawyer-slash-journalist and jughead becomes a private-eye-slash-novelist and together they start a firm called COOPER JONES INVESTIGATIONS and they solve crimes and are married, like Hart to Hart

anyway the point of this ask is that a few months ago i made a viral post about hatewatching riverdale because it’s trash but now i’m legitimately in love with it on every level so the joke is on me i guess

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Can you guess why I started screaming and fangirling hard when I read all the news about the new anime Shoukoku no Altair (out on July)??? [x, x, x]

I have 4 words for you: Danshi Koukousei, Hajimete no (4)

Do the math yourself XD

I CAN’T WAIT OHMYGOD

It gives me Arslan vibes… which means I’m going to like this anime (I already like the CAST!)

How to Flirt with the Female Lone Wanderer 101: the Butch DeLoria Way
  • Butch DeLoria: Well if it isn't my best gal! The one who sprung me from the vault! I believe I owe this lovely lady a drink!
  • *later*
  • Female Lone Wanderer: Hey, what are your skills?
  • Butch: I can do lots of things...what's your pleasure? *eyebrow wiggle*
  • FLW: Combat skills, Butch.
  • Butch: ...
  • FLW: Never mind. Stick with the melee.
  • Butch: Up close and personal, just how I like it. *winks*
  • *later*
  • FLW: Let's talk about how close you're following me.
  • Butch: *lowers tone of voice* If you wanna get closer to me...that's all you gotta say, girl.
  • FLW: Umm...you're good where you are.
  • Butch: Oh, I'm the best, baby.
  • *later*
  • FLW: I changed my mind. Keep your distance. Try to flank the enemy.
  • Butch: *in teasing tone* What, don't you like my aftershave?
  • FLW: *sigh* Okay fine. Stick close to me.
  • Butch: Oh you don't have to tell me twice, girl...as close as you'll let me.
  • *later*
  • Butch: Hey...
  • FLW: What?
  • Butch: I can show you a real tunnel snake.
  • FLW: *smacks*
  • *later*
  • FLW: Let's trade items.
  • Butch: If this means more stuff for Butch, I'm all for it. *grins*
  • FLW: No, you can't have my sexy sleepwear.
  • *later*
  • Butch: So...can I eat your sweetroll? *naughty smile*
  • FLW: N-...wait a minute...
  • me: i'm 19 and i can confirm that people my age view 15/16 year olds as children. there is no reason a decent person my age would be with someone that young romantically.
  • ot*yuri shippers: um?? but its only a 3 year age gap?? which is perfectly healthy?? gosh stop hating omg you don't know what you're talking about
Why do we hate gency?

Ok so today I read many text post’s in the gency tag. And there where things like" ugh all gency shipper are racist,homophob and stupid!!“ Like c'mon guys. It’s okay when you don’t like the ship but that doesn’t mean you have to hate people because of this? So let me tell you a few things about me: I’m neither racist nor homophob and I support lgbt and stuff. But I still shipp gency? And I don’t hate other shipping’s? You can’t judge people because they ship gency ya know. It’s kinda rude tho. I’m fine with every other ship and won’t judge people because of it. I mean I guess I would support them because they love it and it makes them happy. You hate gency? I’m fine it’s your option? Do I hate you for this? Noo why should I?? So guy’s please stop saying every gency shipper is retarded or stuff. That’s not nice. Thanks ( it can that something is wrong with the grammar because it’s usually not my language lol)

Sci-Fi Starters
  • "The engines are offline and I have no idea when we can get them running again."
  • "There's something obscuring the sensors. I can't tell what's down there."
  • "I think something is on board..."
  • "You can try to track this transmission, but don't bother. You won't be able to trace the signal."
  • "All we need to do is lay low for a while. Slip into a busy spaceport and no one will notice."
  • "I don't know what you think this ship is capable of, but it can't perform miracles."
  • "It was big and green; that's all I remember."
  • "I want the shields up and weapons online."
  • "We just wait here for a search party. We have enough rations for a week and there's just enough power to keep the temperature control systems functioning."
  • "I don't care what's out there. Grab a phaser and do your damn job."
  • "We're dead in space and if we don't get this boat moving, we are REALLY doing to be dead."
  • "I hope there's enough containment suits for all of us."
  • HULL INTEGRITY AT THIRTY-FIVE PERCENT. STRUCTURAL COLLAPSE EMINENT. ABANDON SHIP. REPEAT. ABANDON SHIP.
  • "The ambassador hates the accommodations."
  • "There's no damage to the exterior. No immediate reason why the power is shut off... This ship is just floating, abandoned."
  • "It's been quiet out here among the stars. Almost makes you miss running for your life."
  • "Hold on! Let me scan it before you touch the damn thing."
  • "Just because it's furry and cute, doesn't mean it isn't dangerous."
  • "When we make planetfall I just want to go into the nearest bar and get a good drink."
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I thought to myself “What if I draw the volleyball captains?” and then I thought “ok but what if they’re all sea captains??” and then I thought “Why not Pirates???” and I think you can tell from there how we got to this point.

I finished the released episodes of samurai jack. Im internally screaming. I need to chill. I can’t chill. I need to scream

Originally posted by perpetuallrh

RickMorty Rant

I will ship RickMorty. I will probably always ship RickMorty. Ship hate won’t stop me. You don’t ship it that’s fine. Hate it all you want. Your opinion of something is not gonna stop me liking something. It makes me so mad how many people have stopped what shipping because of all the ship hate. Fiction is fiction and as long as a person can tell the difference between the two it’s all good. I’m so mad of all the ship hate. I don’t like a few ships myself but I won’t tell people to kill themselves or say they’re stupid and disgusting because something like a ship. I’m sorry it’s just my thoughts.

Tomb Raider 2013 plot summery
  • Lara: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
  • If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. (because your sun queen drown our ship and all of my money is in there, bastard.)
  • But what I do have are a very particular set of skills,
  • skills I have acquired over a very long (family) career.
  • Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
  • If you let my Sam go now, that'll be the end of it.
  • I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
  • But if you don't,
  • I will look for you,
  • I will find you,
  • and I will kill you.
  • Mathias: [after a long pause] Good luck...
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OKie, so I don't obviously like talking about this but since this bs came up, I'm gonna talk about it. I had the same reaction to probably the majority of you, but soon I calmed myself down and got all the details behind this so I can understand everything and make this post which will hopefully help you calm down as well <3. 

1.) First of all, A LOT of people have been saying that this was taken today but it wasn't because Calum met a fan today wearing a different color shirt and also this looks exactly like the picture of them waiting in line for the museum that we got a few weeks ago which is this one: 

2.) SataNia looks like she’s kissing his cheek but really isn’t, she’s just really close to his face with her clingy self and basically acts likes this around others as well not to mention Calums own bandmates do it so it’s just a friend thing. They aren’t kissing, it’s like a normal thing she could even be whispering something to him you never know. So when I type “kissing” I’m just basically saying SataNia being close to his face. 

3.) Now I find it REALLY odd that somehow the pictures of SataNia “kissing” Calums cheek  got leaked now instead of then and how the Jingle Ball is soon to come and Bye Purple will be performing. We ALWAYS get Calum and SataNia stuff before Bye Purple has something big to do like, for example, a music video, late show with James Corden, Jingle Ball, and the list goes on. SataNia needs the publicity for her band to unflop it so they are going to probably do more Calum and SataNia sightings, I guess you can call it. This is basically PR which you can go to @calum-hood-could or @5sosdramarama for more. 

4.) Now I know this is very stressful and annoying but we are going to have to go through this and its tough but don't let this control you, especially don’t let this make you leave the fandom. I know a bunch of people who left the fandom because of this and just drama in general but again don’t let drama control you, try to think positive and if you need someone to talk to then I’m always up especially @calum-hood-could and @5sosdramarama . Here’s a breathing exercise that can help when you’re stressed out, anxiety, when there’s drama, etc.

Originally posted by fuzzyourself

Originally posted by thewhitewitchofdevon

Originally posted by beatingbinging

 5.) You can see in both pictures and all pictures that we get of them that are “close” that Nia is always the one to be clingy. She’s always clingy while Calum looks uninterested, and in this photo, you can see that pretty well. Calum is looking ahead while Nia is close to his face while holding onto his neck. Also, there’s a phone in Calums hand I believe and so there are also other rumours to this which one of them being Calum is taking a photo of Nia “kissing” his cheek. That’s not true because the screen is black and if he was to take a picture you would see Calum and Nia on the phone and basically the screen wouldn’t be black. This also shows that Calum is uninterested since he’s holding his phone in front of his face.  Not only that but again pictures can’t tell us everything perfectly. This can be taken at where all of this probably was fast paced but the photo makes it look like it was longer and has more effect on it. So SataNia having his arm around him and being close could’ve been for a couple of seconds. Nia is clingy in general and I’m surprised that there aren’t as that many Nia and Casey/ Nia and Ashton rumours as there is for Calum and Nia because she’s clingy to him too, and hangs out with him as much as Calum.

6.)  Also Nia is a tag along with Cashton and Cashtons the real couple SooOOOO.

7.)  I’ve also have been seeing a lot of people telling others to just get over it and to just stop hating calum and Nia, basically telling others to ship them or like them or to believe that they are dating. First of all, you can’t tell anybody to like someone or dislike someone nor to believe something. It’s their decision to like/dislike someone and to believe something or not, not yours. The last thing I want right now is someone telling me to get over Calum and Nia or just accept the fact that they are “dating” (their belief). You can ship them or you can believe that they are dating and I won’t mind but don't tell me or anyone to believe or like them together. Same goes with Luke and Arzaylea and Michael and Crystal (which I have different opinions for each). So if you don't agree with this post then it’s fine, just scroll past. AnYWAys, If you wanna talk to me about it, you can always message me or send me an ask ❤️ - A❤️🌹   

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Root/Shaw Parallels: 4x11

‘Die for something that you love’