i don't ship it at all can you tell

can you guys tell me where people get the idea that Sam and Janet are raising Cassie together? Other than because they ship them, in that case, you do you, and all that

but I was just wondering if I missed anything

of course Sam cares about Cassie, and is a part of her life, yes, that’s definitely true, but

Sam spends all of her free time on base. Jack orders her to get a life ffs. And “every other Saturday, at least while I’m on Earth, we play chess” (Rite of Passage). Sam’s too busy, and she wouldn’t be her mother “every other Saturday”

so, I was just wondering

VOLTRON 🚀🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖👽👽❤️💙💚💛🖤 S3 IS HERE ❗❗❗ 😲😲😲⏰⏰⏰ BUCKLE UP ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ GET READY 💪💪💪 💪 TO CRY 😢😢 😢 😢TO LAUGH 😂😂😂😂 TO WONDER WHERE SHIRO 🖤 🐱  IS 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 SEE  LOTOR 😴😴😴 WATCH KEITH 🔥🔥 🐱 ❤️ ❌👎  🐱 🖤✔️👍  LEAD 😟😟😟 HOPE 🙌🙌🙏🙏 FOR BETTER HUNK 😍😁 🐱 💛 TREATMENT  ❗❗😤 😤 WATCH LANCE 💙 🐱 BE THE SHARPSHOOTER 🔫🔫 HE IS ❗❗❗❗❗❗ HOPE 🙌 🙌 🙏 PIDGE 💚 🐱 FINDS🔎 🔎 🔎 HER FAMILY 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 SEE CORAN 👴 👽 THE GORGEOUS MAN 😍😩💦 BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY ❗❗❗❗❗ LOVE 💘 💞 ALLURA 😍 💜 👽 WITH ALL YOUR HEART 💕💕💓💗💗💞💞💞💖💖💖💖💘💘💘

  • Some Shippers: I want a ship with the enemies to friends to lovers trope
  • Bellarke: *Exists*
  • Some Shippers: I want a ship where they are both supportive of each other
  • Bellarke: *Exist*
  • Some Shippers: I want a ship where they are very protective of each other
  • Bellarke: *Exist*
  • Some Shippers: I want a ship where they are not abusive to each other
  • Bellarke: *Exists*
  • Some Shippers: I want a ship where there is a lot of un required touching and you can just tell they are just finding an excuse to touch the other
  • Bellarke: *Exists*
  • Me: Do you watch The 100? because Bellarke is all of those things and more
  • Some Shippers: Yea I watch it but I don't like Clarke with Bellamy. He is too abusive, I prefer Clexa
  • Me: ....

i don’t see how anyone is surprised that marlene killed yvonne so spoby could happen. it was pretty fucking obvious that she wasn’t going to stick around from the start. it’s rushed, it’s shitty writing, it’s problematic as hell, and yvonne and spoby both deserved a far better resolution. 

But come on, this is the writing team that decided romance was having caleb and spencer fall in love for half a season only for caleb to cheat on her with hanna and then claim he’s loved hanna all along, who are still romanticizing a teacher/student relationship that, even looking past all it’s other transgressions, continues to be boring af, who think the best way to put emily and alison together, the slowburn ship to end all slowburn ships who would have had no trouble being brought together naturally, is to introduce two other girls for emily and then inject emily’s eggs into alison in a complete and utter violation of both girls bodies. 

like, did you expect better from the writers? really? if you didn’t see this coming i don’t know what to tell you. 

All Aboard
  • Alex: *making kissy faces at/ flirting with Magnus*
  • Percy: *Across deck with Annabeth* They really like each other, don't they?
  • Annabeth: How do you know that?
  • Percy: They just *gestures vaguely* you know?
  • Annabeth: Percy, you are the worst with relationships, I mean how long did it take you to figure out you liked me?
  • Percy: That's different.
  • Annabeth: Well, I don't think Magnus knows, so *shrugs* for now your ship is sunk.
  • Percy: *grabs Samirah as she walks by* All Aboard the Malex ship, you want on?
  • Sam: *looks at Annabeth* How do you put up with this?
  • Annabeth: *shrugs, again* Practice. He thinks he can tell who likes who, and all that.
  • Percy: I knew you liked Luke, and I could tell Hazel and Frank liked each other, and I figured out Renya had a thing for Jason when he wasn't even around. *crosses arms triumphantly*
  • Annabeth and Sam: Whatever.
An explanation of the fandoms by my idiot self
  • Yuri on Ice: We love all your memes, we love all the ships, we love kubo, we love season 2 already, screaming it's canon, can you hear our heart beat?!, crying it's canon, we love everything because we are precious cinnamon roll people.
  • Killing Stalking: Your memes are hit or miss with us, we are just innocent beacons of sin, why Sangwoo?, we're all Yoonbums here, yes daddy?, we either hate your ship or love it, strumming my pain with his fingers, I've never listened that song till now, we have no grey areas, there's no way this will end how any of us wants it to, we're kinda emo but also pretty sweet.
  • Mystic Messenger: We're so edgy, who needs friends?, oh daddy is textin, I love everyone but also I don't, invite us out so we can decline, we need more memes guys, I secretly enjoy Killing Stalking but don't tell the Yuri on Ice fandom.
  • Haikyu!: we are the moms and dads of all fandoms, we are the true beginning, what's free?, fuck swimming we hit balls here, sunshine children and angsty parents, our show is just 1 big meme, classic cinnamon roll, we will accept any ship just please make it canon, we have some beautiful fanfics, season 4?

anonymous asked:

Why does everyone ship Madmoon? Where's the love for Shadow/Wednesday? Especially after the last episode I can tell you which one Shadow''s calling daddy.

Originally posted by no-ones-fantasy

weeeeell you know most people who know the book probably prefer madmoon over shadow and mr wednesdaddy but it’s all good, their scenes together are fantastic so i see the appeal

zaggar coffeeshop au.

- barista honerva always experimenting with creating new flavours.

- one day zarkon comes into the tiny little cafe because his usual isn’t open, and once he sees her, he forgets all about his usual coffee place and this place becomes his regular because:

Originally posted by ryuzaki-lester

- even when he doesn’t need coffee, he’s standing in the shop like an idiot and buying coffee which he doesn’t need.

- eventually honerva notices him and they come to talking terms. she soon makes him try her secret flavours (experiments).

- they are generally disgusting, but zarkon is a gentleman and he finishes them all with no complaint.

- one day, zarkon doesn’t come and honerva finds that weird (he came every single day at the same time without fail even during a storm) and so she closes shop early and goes looking for him.

- the reason she was worried was because she’d actually managed to taste her latest creation (she rarely made enough for two people, and she’d always give it to zarkon) and it was so foul that she thought maybe zarkon had finally had enough of her and her crap drinks and stopped coming.

- oh no, what if she poisoned him?

Originally posted by emreozcan

- and so she stepped out, heading who-knows-where (because she certainly doesn’t), all the while fretting and zarkon, who had actually just been late that day noticed her at some point while he was on his way to the coffee shop.

- she finally made her way back to the shop, defeated and morose, and took her place behind the counter when bam, there was zarkon waiting to place his order, smiling sheepishly.

- he had followed her all the way back to the shop and she hadn’t noticed him at all.

the end (because i like leaving things open ended)  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- end scenario can be anything ranging from more drinks of death for zarkon, a promise of no more drinks of death for zarkon, with either a tearful hug from honerva or an angry outburst claiming that he should’ve told her he’d be late she was SO WORRIED (”but we don’t even have each other’s number, my dear” “I DON’T CARE YOU STILL SHOULD’VE LET ME KNOW”) and that if he did it next time she’d set her cat on him (”no no anything but that please honerva”)


also, @sapphiresoulmate​ has a neat au where the main roles are reversed, I’ll link it when she wakes up and posts it. it’s really good. I like it loads. you definitely need it in your life.

TELL ME YOU LOVE ME

OK but now that we know jake stans sean (no i don’t exaggerate you can’t tell me that) i just love to think of all the times they’ve interacted

like all those times when sean plays the hero jake is so annoyed but also stanning so hard because sean is so cool and collected and he just witnessed captain fucking america in action

and imagine jake being so conflicted he punched SEAN GAYLE and also being so honored he was PUNCHED BACK by SEAN GAYLE like.. it was the best moment of his whole life

and on that boat when you choose the option for both of them to put sunscreen on mc he’s just like “fuck this guy!!! fuck sean GAYLE that son of a fucking bitch how can i compete with those rock hard abs… imma fucking show him.. look princess i’m a better masseur!!”

How to Flirt with the Female Lone Wanderer 101: the Butch DeLoria Way
  • Butch DeLoria: Well if it isn't my best gal! The one who sprung me from the vault! I believe I owe this lovely lady a drink!
  • *later*
  • Female Lone Wanderer: Hey, what are your skills?
  • Butch: I can do lots of things...what's your pleasure? *eyebrow wiggle*
  • FLW: Combat skills, Butch.
  • Butch: ...
  • FLW: Never mind. Stick with the melee.
  • Butch: Up close and personal, just how I like it. *winks*
  • *later*
  • FLW: Let's talk about how close you're following me.
  • Butch: *lowers tone of voice* If you wanna get closer to me...that's all you gotta say, girl.
  • FLW: Umm...you're good where you are.
  • Butch: Oh, I'm the best, baby.
  • *later*
  • FLW: I changed my mind. Keep your distance. Try to flank the enemy.
  • Butch: *in teasing tone* What, don't you like my aftershave?
  • FLW: *sigh* Okay fine. Stick close to me.
  • Butch: Oh you don't have to tell me twice, girl...as close as you'll let me.
  • *later*
  • Butch: Hey...
  • FLW: What?
  • Butch: I can show you a real tunnel snake.
  • FLW: *smacks*
  • *later*
  • FLW: Let's trade items.
  • Butch: If this means more stuff for Butch, I'm all for it. *grins*
  • FLW: No, you can't have my sexy sleepwear.
  • *later*
  • Butch: So...can I eat your sweetroll? *naughty smile*
  • FLW: N-...wait a minute...

So I was re-watching Chapter 11: To Riverdale and Back Again, today and I noticed something. Joaquin looks at Kevin with such guilt in his eyes when he talks about not ever bringing a boyfriend to a dance or ever having a boyfriend, I think he really likes being with Kevin and that on his end, it isn’t fake like he makes it seem to FP

anonymous asked:

So I saw the comment about shipping Kurama and Genma in Reverse and yes, I'm totally down for that. But can you imagine the chaos/destruction that would follow? Because then Kurama and Genma's *kids* would be together and Genma may not be the resident shinobi den mother in Reverse but you can't tell me he isn't adopting ALL the Root babies. Lies. And Root babies teaming up with jinchuriki/Uzumaki baby siblings would be terrifying. I don't think the shinobi world would survive lol

xD

Just imagine what Genma/Kurama would be like, and then imagine Genma/Kurama/Zabuza. If double the kids is chaos, triple them must be insanity.

sweetdevilmai  asked:

(1) You know, I've been waiting to watch Haikyuu!! for a while now (the only reason why I don't do it is because I'm graduating this year and my life is a mess). And let me tell you this: 90% of the reason why I want to watch it is because of the fandom. I don't think I've ever seen such a supportive fandom out there. I'm not going to tell names, but most of the time the reason why I don't start to watch something is because of the fandom and all the drama in it.

(2) It doesn’t matter if it’s the most amazing movie/series, but ship wars and a lot of drama between the people in the fandom make me want to close all tabs and never look at it again. But not you guys. From what I can see, even though you guys don’t ship the same couples, you all RESPECT each other and try to support one another. You understand and respect each other and that’s beautiful and inspiring.

(3) I don’t think I’ve ever seen any drama inside the community (aside from stuff from the manga because really, that’s the whole point of it). Maybe Daishou and the tatsunari stuff, but then again, I don’t know what does that mean for everyone. All in all, you guys are amazing and I hope it stays like that because this support is something hard to find sometimes. Sorry if this is too long but I just wanted to tell you that because you are one of the main tumblrs that made me into Haikyuu.

I think I can speak for everyone here saying a massive THANK YOU for this message. 

You’re very right, I think there’s no fandom like the Haikyuu fandom. This place is amazing and has the power of making you fall in love with the story every day more. It’s one of the happiest sides of tumbrl, where we all love and respect every single ship and character, from the most famous to the side characters/rare ships.

There’s occasionally some drama, but I’ve never witnessed a ship war. Actually, most of my mutuals ship a couple that’s just a big no for me but, guess what, we’re friends and we support and appreciate each other without making a fuss about our different tastes. Because that couple makes them happy, each ship and character makes us happy, what’s the point of going around policing other people’s opinion and tastes? I’m telling you: no one. 

The haikyuu fandom is the most inclusive and heartwarming fandom I’ve ever been into and I will do everything it’s in my powers to keep things as they are for the longest time possible. 

We’re here, and we’re waiting for you to finally watch Haikyuu. It’s gonna be wild ride, but hey, you’ll gain a huge family on the road as well ;)

3

Can you guess why I started screaming and fangirling hard when I read all the news about the new anime Shoukoku no Altair (out on July)??? [x, x, x]

I have 4 words for you: Danshi Koukousei, Hajimete no (4)

Do the math yourself XD

I CAN’T WAIT OHMYGOD

It gives me Arslan vibes… which means I’m going to like this anime (I already like the CAST!)

cherylxcx  asked:

STORYTELLING TIME (bc the riverdale hiatus is boring): tell me about 2 of your fav riverdale ships, 2 of your fav characters, 2 of your favorite scenes out of all 7 episodes, and tell me about the pairing you last shipped/just started shipping. a detailed analysis, 10 paragraphs, i don't care. just tell me.

HECK YEAH MAN I CAN DO THIS FOR YOU

THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SCREAM

2 fave riverdale ships

  • let me tell you about BETTY AND VERONICA

listen, okay

l i s t e n

i was not going to watch this show.

(and then i saw josie mccoy’s face and was like BUT BUT BUT and a friend had to tell me she’s barely in the pilot and to calm down, and then i didn’t plan to watch it anymore)

and then i saw it

the world’s fucking tenderest kiss to maybe ever be on television, which is JUST UNFAIR FOR EVERYONE DON’T YOU THINK??

camila mendes has a talent, is what i am saying, and that talent deserves so much appreciation that it actually got me to watch this show

(THOSE LIPS. THAT THUMB. CHRIST.)

anyway. my favorite thing about the beronica kiss is that it has absolutely nothing to do with how much i ship it. it’s just a weird fever dream bonus to everything about them that i love.

VERONICA IS JUST SO INCREDIBLY IN LOVE WITH BETTY. FROM MOMENT ONE. the train to the rest of my life speech is legit some of the gayest shit i have heard in my damn life.

i love how dedicated they are to one another. i love how they balance each other out. i love that riverdale took the classic “naughty and nice” dichotomy they had from the comics and turned it upside down and shook it, and this is what fell out

they just so clearly thrive off of each other’s energy. i love that.

but you know what i also love?

  • let me tell you about VERONICA AND CHERYL

i honestly thought for a hot minute there that i wouldn’t have interest in this show beyond beronica

and then 1x05 blessed me and watered my crops and cleared my skin and SHOWED ME THE LIGHT

it turns out, veronica directing her attentions at literally anyone is kind of all i need, and cheryl’s my GOTHIC HOT MESS OF PURE EXTRA and i adore her, and i hope one day they move into a new mansion that has a name and adopt war orphans or something.


2 fave characters

obviously you can tell i have a lot of feelings about veronica lodge, so maybe this doesn’t need saying but sorry too bad buckle up because

  • LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, VERONICA LODGE

ironically, i spent most of my life solidly team betty.

“but Leah,” you say, “you love poor little rich girls who are POPULAR but SAD ABOUT IT and SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. cordelia chase! quinn fabray! glinda upland! summer roberts! you very clearly Have A Type!”

i know. i know i do. but i was BLINDSIDED man

i would die on a battlefield for veronica lodge.

because not only did this show give me “REGRETS HER MEAN GIRL PAST” veronica lodge. it over corrected so hard it gave me the bounty of MOM FRIEND VERONICA LODGE

MOM FRIEND VERONICA RUBBING CHERYL’S NECK THROUGH A PANIC ATTACK

MOM FRIEND VERONICA WRAPPING ARCHIE’S WRIST AND KISSING HIS BOOBOO

MOM FRIEND VERONICA IS NERVOUS BETTY DOESN’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

MOM FRIEND VERONICA MAKING KEVIN PUT ARCHIE IN THE VARIETY SHOW BECAUSE JUSTICE FOR HER SMOL STAGE-FRIGHTENED SON

MOM FRIEND VERONICA LIKE “YEAH POLLY CAN LIVE IN MY HOUSE NO BIG”

the one thing i am weaker for than a sad popular girl is a girl who dances on the edge of the selfish/selfless line, who has such a big heart that she loves EVERYONE but maybe not quite as much as she loves herself. the rose tylers and rachel berrys of this world

oh wait there’s another thing i’m weak for and that is TINY BRUNETTES

veronica lodge was engineered in a science lab to hit every single one of my buttons, is what i am saying

now. i want to be very clear. i adore betty cooper, and no one on this show is more entertaining than cheryl blossom, and kevin keller is the most represented i have ever felt on television, but there was really only one other person i could say is my fave:

  • let me tell you about MY HOMELESS ASEXUAL SON, JUGHEAD JONES

“but Leah,” you say, “Jughead’s not canon ace in this show”

to which i say they can pry jughead’s lack of libido from my cold dead hands, until he says aloud on screen “i, forsythe pendleton jones the third, love doing the sex and it is my preferred method of having intimacy with my romantic partner” he can date whomever the heck he wants because, ASTONISHINGLY, ace people date! and kiss!

besides the point but aNYHOW

this kid is a fucking trainwreck and i love every inch of him

i love his ridiculous dedication to his aesthetic, i love his shitty novel, i love how much he loves his sister, i love his fwoopy bangs, i love how his reaction to being told his best friend is fucking their teacher is “wow dude sounds like you’re the victim of a sexual predator, do you need help?” rather than a high five, i love the way he delivers one-liners like he’s kind of trying not to laugh at his own jokes

riverdale isn’t riverdale without juggie

2 fave scenes out of all seven episodes

  • let me tell you about THE SCENE CONFIRMING KEVIN AND VERONICA’S QUEERPLATONIC LIFE PARTNERSHIP IN WHICH THEY GO ON MARRIED FRIEND DATES

honestly, and i truly have no excuse for this, you said “what is your favorite scene” and the VERY FIRST THING that popped into my head were these moments with ronnie and kev in the back of his father’s truck, which is ridiculous, mostly because they’re not even really a scene

but it’s just. it is so fucking satisfying, man. look at these precious babies. look at how many blankets they’re under. not only is her head on his shoulder (HERE’S ANOTHER LOOK FROM THAT ANGLE) but EVERY PART OF HER is touching EVERY PART OF HIM. he is SITTING on her CAPE. do you have any idea how much trust that entails?

what strikes me about this moment is that Riverdale is succeeding at convincing me that these kids–any of these kids, really, not just kevin and veronica–are friends. that they all enjoy spending time together, that if there weren’t a murder going on they would still see each other, and that they care about each other. ironically, on a lot of teen soaps the friendships are the first thing to be ignored or cut for time, because they’re not juicy and “don’t lead to conflict” (untrue). kevin isn’t even in the core four, and yet, here he is: taking out his best girl because there’s no other out kids except veronica at his school and this show cares about kevin and what kevin does! they could have had veronica suspiciously follow hermione to the drive in and start her conflict with her mom over fred andrews early, but no. they wanted her to have a night out with her gay husband buddy.

kevin and veronica are the kind of friends who made a marriage pact two days into knowing each other. kevin and veronica are the kinds of friends who meet each other’s eyes when they find the same things funny but it would be impolite to laugh. MY KINGDOM FOR AU WHERE KEVIN AND VERONICA BEARD FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN, WHILE FAKE DATING, BECOME BEST FRIENDS. 

and like yes, unless veronica is actually queer (which she is) her calling kevin her best gay and–more than that–interrupting his interruption to be like “GAY THANK GOD LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS” is a little bit abhorrent. but looking past the ridiculous stereotyping, what strikes me most is that when veronica says let’s be best friends she means it. she’s team kevin now, ride or die. 

this moment shows riverdale at its best: taking a shit ton of cliched tropes but blending them in a new way and showing them with a lens of kind of delightfully unexpected compassion.

…anyway

it occurs to me that, despite finding my way back to it at the end, this is much less a rant about an actual scene and much more a rant about how much i love the friendship between veronica and kevin, but i’m sorry i love it that much. 

so i’m gonna try harder now on the next one

there are a lot of one-liners and moments i almost picked, even though, once again, those are not scenes (when jughead narrated that there were really only three kids in that booth and we all went IS JUGHEAD A GHOST, “slut shaming is when SLUTS get SHAMED,” “train to the rest of my life,” veronica’s face when betty comes out in the dominatrix gear, “that doesn’t SOUND like complete freedom,” PUSSYCAT RONNIE, fp jones saying he doesn’t want jughead to look at him like he’s garbage anymore….)

but then a dark horse candidate emerged:

  • let me tell you about the moment i realized ONE DAY I WILL BE ABLE TO LOVE ARCHIE

this show has an archie problem. so dedicated were they to proving that they weren’t going to do the classic love triangle, they made it so that archie barely interacts with half his friend group at all. isolating archie from everyone else with the grundy plot set this show back ages, and made archie almost totally irrelevant to the ensemble he ostensibly leads

but then we got this moment of hope:

“okay Leah yes we get it you like it when these idiot teens are friends”

DO YOU

DO YOU GET IT THOUGH

this was the first hint that this show would succeed at gaining my love beyond betty and veronica. and i didn’t appreciate it at the time aside from OH LOOK ARCHIE HAS A PERSONALITY I LIKE TODAY, THAT’S NICE, but in hindsight it really is quite significant. archie and jughead are supposed to be the heart of this show; it’s good to see them act like it.

and jughead is also a sarcastic little shit and he’s my son and i love him

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE:

third place goes to the scene with betty, jughead and kevin rebuilding the murder wall and then trev shows up, which hilariously of all three of these might ACTUALLY be my real favorite scene of the whole show, for all the reasons i listed about a) the other two above and b) what i’m about to say below. sadly, though, this makes my love for it redundant and i’ve already repeated myself so much, so i’ll move on to…

the pairing i last shipped/just started shipping

  • well, let me tell you about BETTY AND JUGHEAD

i’m gonna be real with you i adore these two. i’m not fandom-y about them at all, because right now what the show is giving me is JUST RIGHT: two kids with chemistry who care about each other! we’re watching them take it slow and feel it out!

i dig the gentle vibe between them, and how they are interested in each other but mostly because they are both interested in JUSTICE and THE TRUTH and MYSTERIES

bless these idiot teen sleuths! i hope they get married and betty becomes a lawyer-slash-journalist and jughead becomes a private-eye-slash-novelist and together they start a firm called COOPER JONES INVESTIGATIONS and they solve crimes and are married, like Hart to Hart

anyway the point of this ask is that a few months ago i made a viral post about hatewatching riverdale because it’s trash but now i’m legitimately in love with it on every level so the joke is on me i guess