i don't see anything wrong with this picture

starter sentences for enemies
  • "I want to be there when you get what's coming to you."
  • "One day karma is going to bite you in the ass."
  • "How could you do this?"
  • "What do you want now?"
  • "If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them attractive."
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality."
  • "That was a low blow."
  • "You're truly a disgusting person."
  • "Don't bring my [relative] into this!"
  • "I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
  • "What do you think you're doing?"
  • "Have you lost your mind?"
  • "Do you have anything to say that won't result in me punching you in the face?"
  • "Tread carefully."
  • "Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example."
  • "Get off my property."
  • "Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."
  • "Leave me alone."
  • "So what?"
  • "You look like a before picture."
  • "Don't be a coward. Say it to my face."
  • "You're so fake."
  • "Apologize before I deck you."
  • "This means war."
  • "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
  • "Can't we compromise?"
  • "Go to hell."
  • "Hating me won't make you pretty."
  • "Can you try not annoying me every 30 seconds?"
  • "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."
  • "Fuck off!"
  • "I thought we settled this."
  • "I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."
  • "Stay classy."
  • "You are not as bad as people say. You are much, much worse."
  • "Your sarcasm detector needs tweaking."
  • "Get off me!"
  • "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
  • "Name one reason why I shouldn't walk away right now."
  • "Is this making you angry?"
  • "Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now."
  • "Shock me and say something intelligent."
  • "Ouch. That one stung."
  • "That's cruel."
  • "I didn't think I was capable of murder until this conversation."
  • "Truce?"
last night i noticed two things:

1. there’s a freaking mirror behind delphine auisjaks 

2. isn’t cosima too tall here? she’s almost delphine’s height and, i’m probably very wrong but i just pictured cosima standing on something and now i wanna find a way to hug this scene i swear 🙈

i mean i might be seeing things and delphine’s probably just wearing high heels here bUT

ps: cosima is not wearing her bowtie here anymore and not to be extra or anything but i really wanna see who takes it and her tuxedo jacket off kbyye

anonymous asked:

That anon...I don't see anything wrong with playing with a beach ball, on the beach! Having said that, I'd like to really thank them for inspiring you to post more pictures of Harry in those shorts!!!!!!!!

OK, let’s stop piling on that poor, earnest anon. Maybe they would prefer pics of Harry in shorts in non-volleyball settings?

anonymous asked:

that ask is just so wrong lmao every jk cover is for v? especially tori kelly's cover after jm said she liked her songs. "jk would never agree to do it" and yet, we got those pictures, so he did agree. they're trying to cover their ship bc it's obvious? i'm sorry but i haven't really seen them do anything mildly suspicious lol.... whatever they're just salty we got so many moments we're drowning in them. i suggest that anon to get out of the jikook tag if they don't want to see it 👋

I call it selfishness. In the summer package 2016 the shoot was v/kook and no one got so offended and calling it fanservice. But broo, it’s Jikook sooo…….Jimin breathe next to jungkook: OH FUCK FANSERVICE.

ITS TIME TO HAJIMA!!!

a-domesticated-villain  asked:

As a man who is a chubby myself (210+ pounds) I just wanna say people like you are inspiring to me. I have a hard time keeping positive about my body but when I see someone post pictures of their bodies while being proud of themselves, it makes me want to be like them. I hope I can one day be as free and open as you are one day. I hope this doesn't come across wrong at all and I don't come across as weird or anything. Just trying to say that you and your body type are inspiring to me. Thank you.

We are who we are, when we are, and how we are. If their are positive changes you want to make then make them! But until those are final we must accept and embrace the now of ourselves, Every moment you exist is a moment you could not, So why waste these moments feeling bad and looking down on yourself? I just can’t think of any reasons..

So I wish you the best on your journey to self positivity ❤️it’s just the best and often simultaneously most logical way to be!
*Squish hugs*

anonymous asked:

I'm not quite sure why, but I kind of imagine James having half a sleeve or a sleeve of tattoos. I don't know what he'd have on there or anything, I just kind of picture it. And it can't technically be proven canonly wrong since we never see James' arms.

I wouldn’t consider anything about movie james to be canon, anyway. Idk if I picture a sleeve but I definitly think James had a few tattoos. :)

my personal hc are as follows:

i think the marauders got some kind of coordinating tattoo. because it is adorable and these fuckers loved themselves and their group and how could they not celebrate that with some kind of tattoo. my personal hc is their four paw-prints, which is so cheesy but i don’t care.

definitely a phoenix on his arse (which he will never regret).

some pretentious bs literary quote he got when he was sixteen and completely pissed that he ten thousand percent regrets.

i love to think that he had important dates tattoed on his shoulder — the date sirius came to live with him, when he first joined the order, and first saved a life, when he and lily got married, and after harry was born i think he took a little excursion (james sneaking out even from being in hiding is canon kill me now)  to get his birthday added.

he also tattooed the names of his racing brooms—all five of them, all of which had flowery girl names— in a ring around his bicep

i love him.

more highschool!au.

somehow, mid conversation, carmilla is reminded by lafontaine that she agreed she’d talk to laura if lafotaine told perry how they felt. since that happened, lafontaine decides to hold up that end of the bargain.

carmilla knows now that her crush on laura isn’t just superficial. yeah, the girl is still the most beautiful goddamn thing she’s ever seen but it’s more than that now. now she’s gotten a piece of her personality, of who she is, and she’s invaded each and every corner of carmilla’s heart. 

she lingers in the art room for a little while longer, working on a piece for her portfolio. lafontaine leaves once it becomes clear to them that carmilla isn’t in a great headspace right now.

carmilla contemplates skipping the rest of her classes that day and just going home. she doesn’t want to see laura. she doesn’t want to see laf. she just wants to sit in her room and draw.

so she does. she gets in her car and she goes home. she puts on some angry punk rock music and she opens her paints and she just attacks her canvas.

(she tells herself it’s purely coincidence that the finished product ends up looking a hell of a lot like laura)

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Conversation in class today
  • Guy 1: Dude are you going to watch 50 shades?
  • Guy 2: I dunno yet
  • Me: If you want to watch it, watch it on the internet. Don't give that movie any money.
  • Guy 2: Why not?
  • Me: First of all because it's bad and second of all it's about an abusive relationship.
  • Guy 2: No, it's not. She signs a contract and wants all of it.
  • Me: He manipulates her, abuses her, controls her life.
  • Guy 1: But that's not abusive.
  • Me: At one point she is scared of him but doesn't dare to say no.
  • Guy 2: But that's exactly what she ones. Have you even read the books.
  • Me: I did, and it's horrible writing, a complete false picture of the bdsm culture and he is abusing her. She had no experience, he pressured her and actually rapes her.
  • Guy 2: She was a virgin, so what, still no abuse.
  • Me: If you want to see the movie don't go into the cinema.
  • Guy 2: I wasn't really thinking about it. Is there anything else in the cinema?
  • Guy 1: Oh I wanted to see American Sniper.
  • Me: *gives up*