i don't retract my statement

fibro!tsuna gets a massage chair
  • tsuna: where did this come from? who left this gift from the gods upon my doorstep? or in my room? was it lussuria again?
  • tsuna: *boneless in his new throne* i don't care who did it. i love whoever did it. thank u from the bottom of my heart.
  • ...
  • xanxus: trash, i left my throne at your place. send it back.
  • tsuna: no, i wrote my name on it, it's mine now, it will never leave my grasp
  • ...
  • tsuna: wait, xanxus gave this to me?
  • xanxus: i did not 'give it to you' you fucking scum i forgot to take it back with me
  • tsuna: uh huh. right.
  • tsuna: i retract my previous statement, i don't love whoever left this here, i, um
  • tsuna: i maybe just greatly appreciate them
  • tsuna: y'know, if love isn't your thing
  • xanxus: i can accept your love, trash
  • tsuna: no you can't, you'd destroy it
  • xanxus: isn't that the same thing?
  • ...
  • tsuna: this thing needs to come with an instruction manual
  • tsuna: something that answers 'how many hours straight can i sit in this before i start feeling the full-body equivalent of saddle-sore?'
  • tsuna: preferably something that can answer the question before i find out personally how many hours
  • tsuna: ow. my everything.
  • ...
  • reborn: does this mean you're Extra Ready for more training?
  • tsuna: Please No
  • tsuna: I Am Dying Here
  • reborn: more than usual?
  • tsuna: Way More Than Usual
  • ...
  • reborn: *regularly sends thank u cards to xanxus in tsuna's name. included are pictures of tsuna sprawled out (work safe, of course) on the massage chair throne. possibly with a cat. it's not even his cat.*
  • tsuna: *from where he is sprawled out on the massage chair throne, slightly less boneless, still far too relaxed* you are terrible and i hate you
  • reborn: you ride that ride any longer and you'll be hating yourself again