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1. Reply to German in Japanese instead of German or English. NIU COME ON TRY NOW IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO SAY JA, NEIN AND BITTE…! At least I remember to thank in German.

2. Went and bought my brother a surprise Overwatch key chain bag I saw on Tuesday for his birthday. The clerk wishes me good luck with the bag. Instead of just saying thanks, I have to add that “I hope I get my fave” because i can’t reply to sudden notions and start to leave.

The clerk calls after me asking who is my fave. I stop and happily announce Junkrat. 

He gives me a strange look as I leave the shop.


Then I spent rest of the time thinking how I failed, because my mind doesn’t know how to stop processing and analyzing things 24/7. 

Originally posted by cafe-grimful

(@lizziebennetnotinjapan​ I think I just accidentally painted you a little??)

More Lawyer AU

First of all, no one knows why Tony Stark wanted to be a lawyer. He was literally the absolute worst at law. He didn’t try at all, but he passed the bar, so he was a lawyer. You didn’t hire him unless you were absolutely hopeless because Tony liked challenges. He liked not being bored out of his skull. He’s been on jury duty approximately twice and only one of those times did he try to jump out the window. (Rhodey stopped him that time, that significant bastard.) 

His mortal enemy was Steve Rogers. Do-gooder lawyer who probably said things like “good golly” or “oh my goodness” on the regular. Disgusting. Steve Rogers was stubborn, but more importantly, he had stupidly organized speeches that could sway audiences. Ugh. 

They were enemies. Both were assholes. But they kept getting hired because they were the only two lawyers in New York that could get one hundred percent of the people on jury duty to show up early. So there’s that. 

“Ladies, gents, others of the jury,” Tony starts out, “let me start out by saying this looks really, really bad.” 

“Hey!” His client said. Tony shoots him a look. “It doesn’t look that bad.” 

“Dude, you kind of seem like you robbed a jewelry store. It’s looking real bad.” His client crosses his arms. 

“At least we agree on something,” Steve Rogers says. “If this man’s own lawyer says that it looks bad, how do we trust him?” 

“You trust me because I wasn’t finished yet,” Tony snarks back. “So, as I was saying, it looks bad. But just because something looks bad doesn’t mean it is bad. For example, Steve Rogers’ fashion choices look bad. He wears khakis about ten hours a day. I bet he has pajama pants that look like khakis. But is he a bad guy? No. Same with this guy I’m defending.” 

“You know I have a name, right?” The client says. “It’s John!” 

“How boring,” Tony says. “But, now I leave Steve to do this thing. Knock ‘em dead.” 

“Thank you,” Steve says. “Now, my client was robbed of not just jewelry…” Tony rolls his eyes as the jury laughs. Looks like he’s winning this round. 

Except for the fact that Steve won’t stop doing good one-liners. “Ugh, that’s not even the point I’m trying to make, sweetheart,” Tony says. The whole ‘sweetheart’ thing is meant sarcastically so it means absolutely nothing, okay? “I’m saying that there’s no way my client could stash the jewelry literally anywhere except the store or his pockets. They searched him, he came clean. They found something at his house, but that was his own necklace.” 

“If I”m being fair, I did steal that one, like, fifteen years ago,” John offers. 

“You are so not helping your case,” Tony says. “Shut up.” John goes silent. 

“And you aren’t communicating with me,” Steve says. 

“Oh for the love of god,” The judge, Maria, snaps. “We’re not here to settle a couples dispute. We’re here to see if John here stole something. Get to the point.” Tony and Steve both freeze, looking at each other. 

John ends up going free because Tony won the crowd over with his facts and one-liners and his comedic timing. 

“Good job, Tony,” Steve says. “I think they made the right decision.” 

“You sound like they use you in school promotional ads about not doing drugs,” Tony says with a snort. “But thank you, Steve.” 

“Oh fuck you,” Steve says with a grin. “I do not.” 

“Eh, grow a beard,” Tony says. no don’t that steve you’re gonna be like an attractive mountain-man. Steve just laughs. 

“I’ll get you next time in court,” he says. 

“Good luck,” Tony says. “You’re gonna need it.” Steve laughs again, walking into his car and settling down in the driver’s seat. 

“Oh shit,” he cursed. Looks like he actually has a crush on the rival lawyer. 

Well, order in the court and all that. 

I am thankful for all the fanfic writer who had spent some of their time writing things and put it up there so I can read it and make me forget about my problems for a while.

I am thankful for all who read my story, as it let me know that I can make something that I can share with other people. I am thankful for the readers who leave kudos or comments, as it let me know that what I share is something that other people can actually enjoy.

I am thankful for all the content creator who has made all the wonderful, awesome edits, as seeing their creation never fails to amaze me.

I am thankful for all the people who leave their appreciation on my edit, either by reblogging it or just by clicking the like button, to let me know that no, I didn’t waste my time by doing so, that yes, I can still contribute to the fandom

I am thankful for all the people that I am following, seeing you in my dash has been a wonderful part of my daily lives.

I am thankful for all my followers who still have the patience to keep following me, even though things that I post are sometimes things that they do not understand about.

I am thankful for all the people who tag me in those tag games (even though sometimes I forget to do it, apologize for that), as it let me know that some people want to know more about me through those questions.

I am thankful for all the people who send me messages, anonymous or not, from just some random things to all the encouragement and uplifting words that I have received. There are times when real life is just too much and times when I feel so alone, but you guys show that yes, there are people who still care. Those words are the warm hugs that I need.

I am thankful for all my mutuals, who not just cheer together during the glorious time in the season, but also cry together when nothing happens right and we’re hating the team together but also at the same time loving them so much, maybe a little bit too much than what is good for us.

I am thankful for all the mutuals who share the same passion with me. While in real life people will only roll their eyes or force a fake smile out of politeness whenever I start to talk about it, you guys know, and understand how much it means to me. I am thankful that you will respond with “I KNOW RIGHT????” whenever I say something like “ALL THE FEELINGS I CAN’T EVEN agdfakjfvjhafvldb”

I am thankful that in this goddamn site, no matter how it can be a toxic and dangerous place with all the hating and the discourses, I can still meet the good people from all around the world, that I can still find people like you. I am thankful that the friendship that we share, even though it’s just a virtual one, it’s something that can make me feel better in my bad days, a little light in my dark times, some reasons for me to keep going.

I, am thankful for you, people :)



Just please hold on and soon you’ll see
That I’m not the villain I appear to be



I had promised a KiriBaku kid something like months ago, and tbh most of the reason why it took me this long is because I couldn’t pick between these two so?? In the end just have them both I guess - some info about them under cut, in case you wanna know more!!

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some good things about kissing girls:

  • when they cup your face with both hands
  • when they tangle a hand in your hair
  • when they bite your lip
  • when they kiss your NECK
  • when they put their hand on your back. bonus if you’re wearing a crop top and they put their hand right when your skin is exposed
  • when you can feel them smile against you
  • when your lips are tingling afterwards
  • everything?????!?

anonymous asked:

Kat,,,,,,,keith Cries,,,,,,,,,fanon keith is dead,,,hes,,,,,emotiONAL,,,

Dude. Dude, I know. Here’s some great stuff about Keith that fandom can no longer deny:

  • when asked to describe himself he first comes up blank
  • no mentions of his talents whatsoever?? he’s not arrogant
  • in fact he has no trouble admitting that he’s bad at something
  • keeps saying that he pilots the black lion but refuses to say that he’s the black paladin
  • he thinks that being part Galra might be why he has always been bad at connecting with people 
  • automatically plays around with his knife when the Galra part gets mentioned
  • is very straightforward and wants to avoid complicated stuff as much as possible
  • apologized twice for blowing up; he’s self-conscious about his temper
  • [voice crack] “I don’t know why I’m that way”
  • is aware of his abandonment issues
  • is also aware that he puts some walls up
  • tries to compose himself by rubbing his fingers together
  • knows when he is about to cry and promised himself not to do it ((in front of the camera/a potential audience at least))

HE’S. SO GREAT. SO SO GREAT. He’s much more self-aware than fandom gives him credit for. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ;A;

me : man idk about this Demencia character… I don’t think I might be intrested ://

my gay ass while doodling this : oh honey :)


@cheshirerabit said: Shit, your teacher Bakugou idea is something I never considered but now think would be really cool. Cuz he would not stop being a hero but he wouldn’t half-ass being a teacher so it would be like how All Might attempted to hero and teach but could actually work. Plus, I’m all for Bakugou’s role model switching with time to Aizawa. 10/10 idea.

Anon said: OMG Fran now i want to see Teacher or Older Bakugou or or Bakugou with Aizawa

Bless both of you for giving me a reason to talk about this cause honestly I love this idea way more than striktly necessary - this!!! is how I like to think it would go down:

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