i don't own dogs either


“Do you know what heterochromia iridium is, Atsushi-kun?”

Was inspired by @ariaille‘s fic Kaleidoscopic and decided to draw this scene from it. Hope y'all enjoy 💕


  • Mason: Liam, look!
  • Liam: Oooh it's the new game
  • Mason: I want to play that so badly
  • Liam: Same. My dad said its too much money right now
  • Mason: Yeah, my parents cant afford it either
  • Both boys: *Looking at the new game with longing*
  • Later:
  • Mason: Dog obedience show, winner gets $100. That can pay for the game for both of us!
  • Liam: Yeah, but I dont own a dog and you don't either
  • Mason: But we have a wolf...
  • Liam: A very intelligent wolf...
  • *Both boys turn to look at Theo*:
  • Theo: No way!
  • A week later:
  • Judge: First place winner is ... Liam with Theo. Well done Liam!
  • Liam: ^_^
  • Mason: ^_^
  • Theo: ...
I never tire of Pulp Fiction.
  • Vincent: Want some bacon?
  • Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
  • Vincent: Are you Jewish?
  • Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
  • Vincent: Why not?
  • Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
  • Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
  • Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
  • Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
  • Jules: I don't eat dog either.
  • Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
  • Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
  • Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
  • Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?