i don't need this shit tonight


turn off the lights // panic! at the disco

bon bon the birthday clown: a summary
  • Marco: FUCK star I need u to go to the dance with me or else my /fUCKIng/ teeth with fall out
  • Star: ight
  • Star: lit. sry marco can't do the dance tonight good luck with ur teeth
  • Jackie: hi
  • Star: sweg
  • LATER:
  • Marco: cologne is good
  • Janna: *is there*
  • Cologne: *on Marco's ass*
  • Marco's ass: *smacked*
  • Dick: out
  • Star: we need shit for our seance
  • Marco: I don't care
  • Doorbell: *ring*
  • Marco: FUCK
  • Star: Janna lets answer dis bitch
  • Janna: k
  • Door: *is answered*
  • Jackie: suh dude
  • Star: ocean
  • Jackie: thanks
  • Marco: hi jackie *is hot*
  • Star: take me now
  • Janna: flashlight
  • Jackie: u look good @marco
  • Marco: A+
  • Janna: smell his butt
  • Star: *hoe side activate*
  • LATER:
  • Star: yo hold up I'm jealous now
  • Janna: shut up
  • Glossaryck: meat noses
  • Marco: I'm nervous and it's painfully obvious
  • Jackie: dances suck lets go on a real date
  • Marco: nice
  • Star: still jelly
  • Marco: put all this stuff in ur cocoa
  • Jackie: this taste like shit
  • Marco: I hate myself
  • Jackie: ur so cute when u laugh at urself
  • Marco: thanks??
  • Jackie: lets skateboard here take a helmet I was storing in my ass
  • Marco: gross lets do it
  • Star: glossaryck I'm tryna lurk
  • Glossaryck: hoe don't do it
  • Star: *lurks*
  • Glossaryck: oh my god
  • Star: fuck they're bonding lemme just
  • Skateboard: *breaks*
  • Star: there we go
  • Jackie and Marco: *kiss*
  • Blood moon: sweaty:)
  • Marco: hey star is probably dying rn lets go
  • Ludo: sup bitch
  • Star: why
  • Ludo: give book
  • Star and Ludo: *fight*
  • Jackie and marco: *show up*
  • Star: *fucks up*
  • Spell book: *is stolen*
  • Jarco: *canon*
  • Starco tears: *out*

anonymous asked:

I had a nice customer tonight but after she left she came running into the store to tell me she forgot to use her store credit. I tell her that I can help her this one time but we usually don't allow a customer to rebuy a return in the same day. Instead of acknowledging I was going to bend the rules for her she went bat-shit crazy on me and told me I was stupid and to just return it and keep it b/c I obviously didn't need the sale if I'm going to be so rude. You can't even trust the nice ones 🙄

can’t do a read more cause im on my phone but uhhh

tw discussion of family, sexual abuse, racism/fetishization, ummm i think that’s mostly it

i dont have the energy to go into a long rant ((EDIT: well….. this clearly turned out longer than expected)) cause i had three different heart-to-hearts tonight but. turns out my step dad (the one who sexually abused me? yes the very same one) has watched every single lecture that jordan peterson, the far right anti-sjw psychology professor at university of toronto, has posted online. he wanted to talk to me about them, and asked what it was like to be in one of his lectures. i want to fucking die

the other heart to heart was with my step-sisters (my biological dad’s step-kids) about all the narcissistic and offensive shit my biological dad does. i told them that he doesnt talk about himself nonstop because he actually loves himself, but because he hates himself. in fact he doesnt love anybody. which is unfortunate for both me and their mother. it’s also why he verbally and emotionally abused me, and cheated on all his other girlfriends. me and my stepsisters also talked about how their mom is way more meek when he’s around and i was like yeah well i bet he encourages it because it fits his asian house wife fantasy… like you should see the fucked up porn in his browsing history… this convo lasted about 4 hours and we were all just sitting on the kitchen floor

and finally i had a 2 hour conversation in the car with my mom where we cried bc she said she regretted getting together with my stepdad cause she didnt realize he would be bad for me. she did it originally bc she wanted me to have a bigger family than just her after she divorced my dad, in case she died and i would be alone. ive decided to try to reconcile with my stepdad in the spirit of this. i just have to like. figure out how to ignore that he thinks sjws are a plague on humanity. and that he talks about nothing else. and that his daughter is starting to say homophobic shit. i love my little sister but like. anyway

tomorrow i plan to have lunch with my dad and subtly bring up the issues raised by my stepsisters. they’re worried about their mom and they want him to stop imitating asian accents. i have literally told him over two dozen times to stop, in every way imaginable, but he continues. he thinks im being a sensitive sjw because he doesn’t believe me when i say that they’ve asked me to keep telling him. i dont know how else i can get it across to him???? he actually thinks he’s so progressive though, and i think that’s the problem. also my sisters’ boyfriends hate him but there isn’t much i can do about that now. and he’s always embarrassing himself at the filipino community gatherings because he like… thinks he’s one of them? hes oblivious, and is constantly an intruder.

also my step sisters literally clean up after his every mess like he’s an infant. they pick up his garbage as soon as he gets up and he gets angry at them for cleaning his shit off the table. he called home yesterday and made them print off hundreds of little stickers for his election while he was away at work cause he printed off the wrong ones. like these girls aren’t your servants!! and then he asked to borrow their mom’s car, and when they asked if he would drive them to work on his way to his campaign, he complained to me in the angriest, pissiest of voices that everyone was making demands on him. like………. i want him to just fucking……….

anyway this all sounds like a bad night but ive gotten even closer with my sisters (we decided even if our parents break up we’re gonna stay friends) and sorted some stuff out with my mom, who is the most important person in the world to me. i mean im extra pissed tonight that she got together with my step dad after he sexually abused me but what can you do.

this probably sounds really robotic and weird i just? lots of stuff has happened tonight and i needed to get it out.

likes are always really appreciated if you read the whole thing!! ❤❤ i hope u have a good day and talk to people u love

oh ps. i also found out that the like twelve times i had a conversation with my dad this year while i was away at school, was actually my step sister and stepmom suggesting he contact me. he loves bragging about the fact that i go to university of toronto but he doesn’t want to talk to me. nbd in the grand scheme of things bc i don’t care if he calls me cause the only thing he talks about is himself but yeah. and also he lied to them that my mom cheated on him when actually he cheated on her (why would your new gf’s kids need to know this in the first place??). and he told them the reason i admire and still talk to his ex-gf was that she was so successful and i didnt have a successful female role model to look up to (apparently my mom doesnt count, and i can’t admire my other mother figures for their own fucking merits).

my dad also said my mom “probably cries just to hear the kind of world i get to live in… if she understands at all.” like uh considering she’s the parent i talk to daily? i think she gets it? and i was like “why would she cry?” and he was like “you’re living the life she wishes she could lead”…… like actually no im living the life YOU wish you could lead. she always just wanted a big happy family and you fucking ruined that for her haha. but NICE PROJECTING THERE BUDDY. not to mention the condescension. anyway that last bit happened like a month ago but im still mad lol

Real talk, Mick saying that Amaya was his only friend felt like a slap in the face, and if I wasn’t already upset about the erasure of the Atomwave friendship that line fucking did me in. Like, this show went from having Ray and Mick interacting and getting into shenanigans together and shit to pairing Ray off with Nate and Mick off with Amaya. They aren’t even being subtle with their agenda, and it really grinds my gears cuz we’re just supposed to forget that Mick felt comfortable enough to give Ray the cold gun, despite how things worked out. I just…I was so afraid of the show pushing Mick/Amaya at the expense of the Atomwave relationship, as if Mick couldn’t have two friends at once. And what the shit does this mean for Coldwave when Leonard actually shows up for real? I’m just…I’m tired just thinking about how this trainwreck could play out.. 

  • Aries: One two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
  • Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST
  • Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy
  • Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
  • Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants!!!
  • Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War
  • Libra: I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!!!!!
  • Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #tru
  • Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite???
  • Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
  • Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!
Sherlock and John meeting
  • John: *holy shit he's really fucking hot, act natural*
  • Sherlock: *oh fuck he's really cute and in the military i just-pull yourself together! Okay make up some excuse to talk to him.*
  • Sherlock: MY PHONE. I UH DONT HAVE IT.
  • Mike: here, borro-
  • John: *lol good job that was smooth. Omg his voice*
  • Sherlock: *he's so hot. Look at his tan and his face and his HAIR and oh my gosh wounded in war he is so hot and and I need to impress him*
  • John: *holy shit he's psychic and even more gorgeous up close*
  • John: HOW DID YOU KNOW????
  • Sherlock: *don't let him get away...*
  • John: *gettin laid tonight...no be casual*
  • Sherlock: *he's so hot im too busy staring at him so idk wtf he just said lol*
  • Sherlock: *WINK*
  • John: *oh I'm so fucked*
  • Sherlock: *oh my gosh omigosh omigosh omigosh yesyesyesyes*
  • Mike: *lol I'm the best mate ever*
hamilton songs
  • alexander hamilton: hi i'm alex love me pls
  • aaron burr, sir: mean guy ft french guy, fuckboy mulligan and my boyfriend
  • my shot: i have dreams listen to them
  • the story of tonight: we're gonna be famous y'all
  • the schuyler sisters: sister squad goals
  • farmer refuted: revolution bad. congress bad. hamilton need calm down.
  • you'll be back: i'm The King it's ok
  • right hand man: senpai noticed me
  • a winter's ball: fuckboy squad
  • helpless: i <3 u
  • satisfied: i <3 him too but it's ok i can manage
  • the story of tonight (reprise): fuckboys take the piss
  • wait for it: Bad Guy is sad
  • stay alive: don't die pls thanks
  • ten duel commandments: meet me in the pit
  • meet me inside: y don't u love me daddy
  • that would be enough: fuck i knocked her up
  • guns and ships: french guy is cool
  • history has its eyes on you: morals and shit
  • yorktown: fight fight boom boom. immigrants. victory?
  • what comes next: i'm still The King it's ok
  • dear theodosia: oh fuck i knocked her up 2.0
  • non-stop: @y'all pls stop harassing alex
  • what'd i miss: guess who's back. back again.
  • cabinet battle #1: hamilton is Angry
  • take a break: eliza shhh senpai noticed me
  • say no to this: oops
  • the room where it happens: burr gets Jealous
  • schuyler defeated: burr is Petty
  • cabinet battle #2: hamilton gets Angrier
  • washington on your side: high school bullies take the US government
  • one last time: daddy come back
  • i know him: i'm still The King it's ok but i'm confused
  • the adams administration: swear central
  • we know: suss.com/stealth
  • hurricane: hi i'm alex love me pls pt. 2
  • burn: taylor swift breakup song
  • blow us all away: Daddy Burr and Daddy Hamilton
  • stay alive (reprise): LEAVE ME ALONE IM NOT OK
  • it's quiet uptown: SHUT UP IM STILL CRYING
  • the election of 1800: suck it burr
  • your obedient servant: Sass Battle
  • best of wives and best of women: domestic & cute
  • the world was wide enough: yeah i'm gonna shoot at the sky that's gonna work right?
  • who lives, who dies, who tells your story: morals and shit pt. 2 but i'm not listening because i'm sill crying
random songs starter sentences
  • ❝I waited for your reply here in the pouring rain.❞
  • ❝Nothing lasts forever.❞
  • ❝Our minds are troubled by the emptiness.❞
  • ❝Say you'll remember me.❞
  • ❝I know the hurt won't pass.❞
  • ❝The horses are coming.❞
  • ❝I know I let you down.❞
  • ❝Give me love like never before.❞
  • ❝Sometimes I wish you'd just shut up.❞
  • ❝I wish I was in love but I don't wanna cause any pain.❞
  • ❝What if the way we started made it something cursed from the start.❞
  • ❝I never meant to hurt you.❞
  • ❝There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around.❞
  • ❝I know I took the path that you would never want for me.❞
  • ❝I gave you hell through all the years.❞
  • ❝I'm just a slave unto the night.❞
  • ❝Lose your mind.❞
  • ❝I gotta change if I wanna keep you forever.❞
  • ❝I bet my life for you.❞
  • ❝Lose your clothes.❞
  • ❝Don't let them in.❞
  • ❝Remember when I told you that's the last you'll see of me?❞
  • ❝I promise that I'm gonna try.❞
  • ❝I let you down, didn't I?❞
  • ❝I'm not a saint.❞
  • ❝What if it only gets colder.❞
  • ❝Don't tell me you can't forgive me.❞
  • ❝I've had enough.❞
  • ❝I hate that I let you down.❞
  • ❝Do you ever think of me when you lie?❞
  • ❝Am I just a fool?❞
  • ❝If you had a heart I was hoping that you would show me some.❞
  • ❝Maybe I'm addicted to all the things you do.❞
  • ❝They say you don't know what you got 'til it's gone.❞
  • ❝Yes, I suppose.❞
  • ❝Does she/he know I've been in that bed before?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know that I did it all for you.❞
  • ❝You'll remain just afraid in the dark.❞
  • ❝All things go.❞
  • ❝What do I see in you?❞
  • ❝I'm ashamed to say that I'm not over you.❞
  • ❝Ten years ago, that's when you proposed.❞
  • ❝Am I just a silly girl/boy?❞
  • ❝Call me when you're not so busy just thinking of yourself.❞
  • ❝Life is a movie, but there will never be a sequel.❞
  • ❝The people are saying that you have been playing my heart.❞
  • ❝Don't yell at me.❞
  • ❝I just figured I was something that you couldn't replace.❞
  • ❝Get the fuck out.❞
  • ❝Together we'll mend your heart.❞
  • ❝They say that your darkest hour comes before your dawn.❞
  • ❝You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.❞
  • ❝You had me caught in every web that you weaved.❞
  • ❝Don't tell me listen to your song because it isn't the same.❞
  • ❝I hate that I made you think that the trust we had is broken.❞
  • ❝I need to just make up my mind.❞
  • ❝Good things come to those who wait.❞
  • ❝I'll never have a chance.❞
  • ❝Touch me, don't be sweet.❞
  • ❝It's been awhile but I still feel the same.❞
  • ❝I'm done feeling like a stranger to myself.❞
  • ❝Why you gotta be so rude?❞
  • ❝Life couldn't get much sweeter.❞
  • ❝There's no one in town.❞
  • ❝I'm best when I'm in love and I'm in love with you.❞
  • ❝If you were with me tonight, I'd sing to you just one more time.❞
  • ❝I'll give you all I got.❞
  • ❝Why we're always at each others throats?❞
  • ❝He/She hit me and it felt like a kiss.❞
  • ❝There's you in everything I do.❞
  • ❝Chasing after you is like a fairytale.❞
  • ❝Is there life on Mars?❞
  • ❝Don't let them see.❞
  • ❝One last time I need to be the one who takes you home.❞
  • ❝We're living different lives.❞
  • ❝I don't deserve it.❞
  • ❝How in hell did this shit happened?❞
  • ❝I know that this is my fault.❞
  • ❝You're turning me on.❞
  • ❝I don't wanna be without you.❞
  • ❝The ones that love me I tend to leave behind.❞
  • ❝I should've been more careful.❞
  • ❝I'll make it feel like the first time.❞
  • ❝All I really care is you wake up in my arms.❞
  • ❝No matter where I sleep, you are haunting me.❞
  • ❝When I get you moaning you know it's real.❞
  • ❝I feel like a failure.❞
  • ❝I am longing for your love.❞
  • ❝One more time, I promise after that I'll let you go.❞
  • ❝He/She'll never love you like I can.❞
  • ❝Stay with me a minute.❞
  • ❝I am drowning.❞
  • ❝I swear I'll make it worth it.❞
  • ❝Why can't I keep my fingers off you baby?❞
  • ❝It's hard to breathe.❞
  • ❝At least I'm being honest.❞
  • ❝I really loved you bad.❞
  • ❝I don't care if you got her/him in your heart.❞
  • ❝I was hoping you'd save me.❞
  • ❝I just can't believe that this is my life.❞
  • ❝No one said this would ever be easy, my love.❞
  • ❝Don't make me cry.❞
  • ❝They could never make me hate you.❞
  • ❝Let me kiss you in the pouring rain.❞
  • ❝I'm angry but I still love you.❞
  • ❝Let's go get high.❞
  • ❝I will never let you go.❞
  • ❝You like your girls'boys insane.❞
  • ❝We will be alright.❞
  • ❝Don't make me sad.❞
  • ❝I will be by your side when the impossible rises up.❞
  • ❝The past is in the past.❞
  • ❝He/She hurt me but it felt like true love.❞
  • ❝Don't let them know.❞
  • ❝I'm never going back.❞
  • ❝Don't tell me that I'm wrong.❞
  • ❝It's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love.❞
  • ❝Be the good girl/boy you always have to be.❞
  • ❝I never meant to break your heart.❞
  • ❝Lately I've been waking up alone.❞
  • ❝I never wanted anything from you.❞
  • ❝I never meant to make you cry.❞
  • ❝Don't you place the blame on me.❞
  • ❝I just wanna hold you.❞
  • ❝What would you think of me now?❞
  • ❝You gotta hold on.❞
  • ❝I've been saving all my summers for you.❞
  • ❝I guess we are who we are.❞
  • ❝I never said thank you for that.❞
  • ❝All I want is the thaste that your lips allow.❞
  • ❝Did I take it too far?❞
  • ❝Don't you know I'm human too?❞
  • ❝You're still beautiful to me.❞
  • ❝I thought might get one more chance.❞
Renaming Hamilton Songs (act 1)
  • Alexander Hamilton: guess who, motherf*ckers
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: yes,I googled what rhymes with Burr
  • My Shot: Me and Revolution
  • The Story of Tonight: Les Amis de l'ABC but American
  • The Schuyler Sisters: 18th Century Girl band
  • Farmer Refuted: Dude, shut up - the musical
  • You'll Be Back: Creepy Ex is creepy
  • Right Hand Man: I need help but not Burr
  • A Winter's Ball: fuckbois the musical
  • Helpless: Awww, they're adorable
  • Satisfied: I fucked up big time
  • The Story of Tonight(reprise): Les Amis de l'ABC but American and Drunk
  • Wait For It: Procrastination gets deep
  • Stay Alive: Why the fuck would you promote Lee???
  • Ten Duel Commandments: This is super intense + foreshadowing
  • Meet Me Inside: Hamilton gets grounded
  • That Would Be Enough: pay more attention to your wife, jerk
  • Guns and Ships: Lafayette gets Hamilton ungrounded
  • History Has Its Eyes On You: Don't fuck up, you'll be judged
  • Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down): Immigrants get shit done
  • What Comes Next: Creepy Ex is bitter
  • Dear Theodosia: It's actually about Lin Manuel Miranda's dog
  • Non-Stop: Hamilton stop writing wtf
How I Cook
  • Me: No fast food this week! I'm going to plan meals and cook!
  • Sunday: I don't have what I need. I'll go shopping tomorrow.
  • Monday: Eh, I don't really feel like eating that tonight.
  • Tuesday: I don't really feel like cooking tonight.
  • Wednesday: Shit. I waited too long and now I'm hungry RIGHT NOW. I'll just microwave something.
  • Thursday: *cooks*
  • Friday: *looks at leftovers* I really don't want to eat this two days in a row.
  • Saturday: Weekend! Time to eat out!

genres i have done for my own future reference:


  • fluff? check
  • angst? check
  • steam? check
  • smut?
  • humor? check
  • multichap? check


  • fluff? check
  • angst?
  • steam? check
  • smut? in progress
  • humor? check
  • multichap? check (secret valentine totally counts shhhhh)


  • fluff?
  • angst? check
  • steam? check
  • smut? planned
  • humor? check
  • multichap? check


  • fluff? double– no wait triple check… or, actually, quadruple check..
  • angst?
  • steam?
  • smut?
  • humor?
  • multichap?

conclusion: i need to step up my adrinette game

Mind of Mine Songs for the Signs
  • Aries: BRIGHT// "I light her like dynamite, Load her like gigabyte, Turn out the fucking lights, I wanna see you bright."
  • Taurus: SHE DONT LOVE ME// "I question myself all the time, asking why, I don't know."
  • Gemini: BoRdErZ// "She is the life of the party
  • Don't stick that knife in my body."
  • Cancer: BLUE// "In the clouds where the angels sing
  • In your eyes, where I wanna be, And her smile is all I see."
  • Leo: wRONg// "We're only good for the night time, I see through your demeanor, Baby, I'm a pleaser."
  • Virgo: LIKE I WOULD// "If we can never go back
  • Thought you'd like to know that, He won't touch you like I do, He won't love you like I would."
  • Libra: sHe// "She always dances when it's raining, 'Aye, when's it starting baby?', She looks at me like she's waiting."
  • Scorpio: BeFoUr// "Now I'm on a roof, Set it on fire, Just to give me proof, I'm living on a wire."
  • Sagittarius: TiO// "I just want to watch you when you take it off, Take off all your clothes and watch you take them off."
  • Capricorn: rEaR vIeW// "Heard about all the miles you've gone, Just to start again. Heard about all that you've been through, It sounds like you need a friend, a friend."
  • Aquarius: lUcOzAdE// "And I ain't wrong, I don't breathe the pollution, And the only solution is making shit confusing."
  • Pisces: PILLOWTALK// "Nobody but you, 'body but me, 'body but us, Bodies together. I'd love to hold you close, tonight and always, I'd love to wake up next to you."
ISTJ musings: How I experience my Ne
  • Ne: Hey, hey guys!
  • Te: Oh God not you again, I thought I told you to go to your room and stay there.
  • Si: Didn't you create enough damage last time?
  • Ne: You guys you don't understand! I got the most awesome idea-
  • Te: No.
  • Ne: But come on now it's really good!
  • Si: Remember what happened last time when you had an "awesome idea"?
  • Fi: I still haven't healed from that. It was so humiliating!
  • Ne: Yeah I'm sorry about that Fi, I didn't mean to embarrass us in front of the whole school.
  • Si: Yeah, here's a list of all the times you've humiliated us with your stupid stunts and made Fi cry *takes out a long roll of paper*
  • Fi: Don't remind me of those!!
  • Te: No need to read that list. What we concluded was that we should never listen to you again, Ne. Now go back to your room.
  • Ne: FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! *runs away and carries out idea*
  • Fi: Someone stop her!
  • Te: Too late. I had better go do some damage control. *leaves*
  • Fi: *storms to his room sobbing*
  • Si: *sighs* Not this shit again. *writes down date and what happened for future reference*
  • Te: *arrives back with a defeated Ne* Now you go in your room. No dinner for you tonight.
  • Ne: I really thought it would work... *pouts and goes to her room*
  • Blaise: We should go out tonight...
  • Draco: did you have somewhere in mind?
  • Blaise: [shrugs] not sure... muggle club maybe? pick up some ladies?
  • Draco: I don't know...
  • Blaise: Why? what's with the hesitation Malfoy?
  • Pansy: maybe he's considering what a terrible idea it is to look for relationship at a bar?
  • Blaise: [scoffs] how would you know Pans?
  • Pansy: In my experience, meeting people at the bar is like going to the grocery store when your hungry - you tend to bring home shit you don't need.