Important question! Who gives the best cuddles out of all the skeles? And what's the order from best to. Worst at cuddles? It's for... science.
*This was a tough one! I rearranged this list a few times, but here’s my completely unbiased take.
Stretch: His cuddles are comfortable because his hoodie feels so nice, and he’s content to just let you rest on his chest with his arms around you. He makes you feel safe, even if he does smell of sweets and smoke. It’s a surprisingly good combination. He doesn’t move much in his sleep, either.
Red: His hoodie is super comfy, though he doesn’t wear it to bed much. Still, he’ll hold you all night, although his hold will be much more possessive and protective than Stretch’s, with his body wrapped around yours. He also doesn’t move much when he sleeps, and he’s a very light sleeper.
Mutt/Rus: As a combination of the above two, he sleeps with his jacket on, so it’s incredibly soft and comfortable. His hold is possessive and tight, and he likes to spoon, with his body wrapped around yours and your legs tangled together. He smells like spice and smoke, and if you happen to twist around to wind your arms around him, he’ll wrap you up in his jacket.
Papyrus: His cuddles are secure and warm, and his hands don’t wander. He’ll let you sleep on his chest, he’ll spoon you–really anything you’d like to feel safe and loved. He’s a heavy sleeper, so if you move around, it won’t phase him.
Edge: He’s a closet cuddler that enjoys feeling your skin. He likes to spoon, so he can have you securely in his arms, with your legs trapped between his. His hold is both protective and possessive; he won’t let anyone come between the two of you in your slumber.
Unless.. ya’know, he’s kicking you out of bed because his brother walked in during a tender moment. Ugh.
Blueberry: He’s a ball of energy, and he’s so excited to be cuddling you that he doesn’t go to sleep right away. He likes to talk, and just as you’re drifting to sleep, he’ll wake you back up with a random thought. He uses your chest or stomach as his personal pillow, and clings to you the entire night. He may be a heavy sleeper, but he’s an early-riser, so you’ll likely be greeted by a staring, grinning skeleton in the morning.
Axe: He doesn’t really care one way or another about cuddling, but he’s content to sleep on top of you–or if he’s having a possessive moment, he’ll spoon. Just don’t stick your fingers in the crack on top of his head. He’s a little unhinged at times, so if he’s having a Bad Day, expect him to hold onto you tighter and probably not let you out of the bed. He may even gnaw on your neck a bit. He doesn’t move much when he sleeps, but he’s a super light sleeper, so chances are that he spends most of the night watching you sleep and trying not to think.
Sans: He sleeps like a rock, and he’s likely going to end up with his head pillowed on your stomach/chest or sprawled across you. If you end up sleeping on him, his arms will probably be out by his sides; he takes up most of the bed and moves around a ton in his sleep. He also hogs all the blankets. You’re liable to wake up cold while he’s in a blanket burrito, but hey–it’s Sans, so it’s worth it.
Blackberry: He feels that you should be honored that he deemed you worthy of lying in the same bed as him, and he’s pretty tsundere when it comes to actually wanting to cuddle you. He also prefers you to sleep on his chest, with one of his arms wound around your shoulders, keeping you close to his side. It takes him a while to fall asleep, but when he finally does, he doesn’t move around much. However, if you happen to stir and touch his spine of something in your sleep, he’s instantly going to be awake. And he’s also liable to watch you sleep, in the rare moments when his brash facade can drop and he can just… think you look so lovely and peaceful.
Crooks: Papyrus is a heavy sleeper with a crushing grip. He’s so tall that he can bend over your body and engulf you, but he also makes it difficult to breathe because he keeps gripping you tighter in his slumber. He also happens to think that you smell nice…. really nice. He’s liable to gnaw on you a little in his sleep, and you may have to whack him in his face to wake him up.