i don't like this meme anymore

Ask Meme: Send me an ask with an emoji to tell me which voltron character you think I'm most like
  • ❤️: keith
  • 💛: hunk
  • 💚: pidge
  • 💙: lance
  • 💜: dad, sorry i meant shiro
  • 💖: coran
  • 💕: allura
  • ❣️: space mice
  • 💝: random ally from this season (you choose)
  • 💗: zarkon using his magical seeking powers
  • 💓: space goop
The sun
  • Chris: you know my dick has a lot in common with the sun
  • Victor: why? Because nobody likes to look directly at it?
  • Yuuri: because it gives people cancer?
  • Phichit: it rises at the crack of dawn?
  • Michele: it disappears at night?
  • Seung: direct exposure to it often leads to nasty sunburns?
  • Yurio: it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
  • Otabek: nobody will ever touch it?
  • Chris: gee thanks you guys! You're all such supportive friends!
  • Victor: we try
  • Everyone: *grunting in agreement*
Terrible Choices
  • "I can't believe you just did that."
  • "You're going to do WHAT?!"
  • "Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea..."
  • "Please tell me you're joking."
  • "You are going to have a LOT of explaining to do over this one."
  • "You can make all the excuses all you want, but you really fucked up this time."
  • "So... I did something that might have been a terrible idea..."
  • "Do you think we could just forget last night?"
  • "I'm not sure what happened, but I have a feeling I know who was behind it."
  • "You know that little voice inside your head that tells you not to do the thing? Listen to it next time."
  • "You're not a teenager anymore. Stop acting like it."
  • "What's the worst that could happen from all this?"
  • "Do not talk to me again."
  • "It really wasn't THAT bad a decision, was it?"
  • "Yeah. Okay. I screwed up. Now what do I do about it?"
  • "Don't try to pin this all on me. WE did this. You were involved."
  • "You don't have that little voice that tells you when something's a bad idea, do you?"
  • [text] What happened? Everything's a blur.
  • "Please, please tell me what I did wrong."
  • "That was just a giant clusterfuck, wasn't it?"

Leaked Dork Squad script from The War of Jokes and Riddles

Jervis: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Edward: Can’t I smile because I feel like it?

Jonathan: Joker tripped and fell in the parking lot

angsty starters ( + sad qoutes / song lyrics. )
  • "I love you enough to let you go,"
  • "I heard you moved on,"
  • "I didn't come here to hurt you,"
  • "Where did you go?"
  • "I'm sorry we fell in love."
  • "We'll do everything on our own."
  • "I'm so sorry,"
  • "You'll never understand."
  • "Please don't go,"
  • "I still love you,"
  • "I don't love you anymore."
  • "I never loved you,"
  • "I can't do this."
  • "We can't be together!"
  • "Will I ever see you again?"
  • "May we meet again,"
  • "I promise I'll do better,"
  • "I just want to see you, one more time."
  • "I'd give anything to see you one more time."
  • "One last time?"
  • "I don't deserve you,"
  • "You don't deserve me,"
  • "People like us don't get happy endings,"
  • "You still love me?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you,"
  • "I understand..."
  • "If you want to go, it's okay."
  • "I gave up everything for you!"
  • "I really need you to trust me,"
  • "Can you listen to me for once!"
  • "I cheated on you,"
  • "You cheated on me?"
  • "Don't expect me to come crawling back,"
  • "Shame on me, you fooled me twice."
  • "You said I wasn't just like anyone."
  • "Did I even ever cross your mind?"
  • "Can we pretend that we're in love?"
  • "I can't lose you,"
  • "Please go,"
  • "Don't you dare die on me!"
  • "I'm not losing you again!"
  • "I'm incomplete without you,"
  • "I will love you for the rest of my life,"
  • "So this is goodbye?"
  • "Kiss me goodbye."
  • "I loved them and they died."
  • "I was a bet?"
  • "You were nothing but a bet."
  • "Can you hold me?"
  • "I loved and I lost you."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "The worst day of loving someone is when you lose them."
  • "It hurts like hell,"
  • "I'm not coming back."
  • "You're never coming back?"
  • "What do you mean you're dying!"
  • "Come back to me,"
  • "What happened?!"
  • "They're dead!"
  • "Where's my love,"
  • "Don't do this,"
  • "I'll see you again."
  • "There's nothing we can do to bring them back."
  • "I don't want to be alone anymore,"
  • "You promised you'd never leave me."
  • "First love, you remember what that's like?"
  • "If I don't have you I have nothing at all,"
  • "I'm not going to fight you,"
  • "You're my friend."
  • "It's too late to apologize."
  • "You left me!"
  • "You left us!"
  • "You chose them over me,"
  • "I need you,"
  • "I was hoping that you'd stay."
  • "I never lied to you,"
  • "You said you might die so what the hell?"
  • "It's a bad joke,"
  • "We can never be the same again,"
  • "You don't need you,"
  • "You're not alone."
  • "You broke my heart."
  • "It made me think of you."
  • "You're my world."
  • "Do I wanna know?"
  • "So sad to see you go,"
  • "This is it, isn't it."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Are you hurt?"
  • "I'll go with you."
  • "How bad is it?"
  • "My feelings for you are real, they always have been."
  • "Someday you'll understand."
  • "Because I love you,"
  • "There was just something about them,"
  • "I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
  • "It wasn't an act."
  • "Time doesn't heal everything."
  • "This is your fault!"
  • "Tell me what to do!"
  • "I didn't mean for this to happen."
  • "Everythings a mess."
  • "You ruined my life,"
  • "Do you still love me?"
  • "You gotta get up, we have to go."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "It was nothing,"
  • "I'll do something."
  • "You're safe here,"
  • "Don't forget me."
  • "I ruined this,"
  • "You ruined this."
  • "Quiet is violent."
  • "You promised me!"
  • "Stop lying with those words."
  • "If this is some kind of sick joke, you better tell me!"
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm not ready to say goodbye."
  • "I don't want to go,"
  • "I loved you,"
  • "You don't have to do this,"
  • "I'm afraid it's never going to be okay again."
  • "I'm terrified,"
  • "You're a monster."
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "Only fools fall for you,"
  • "Everything comes to an end,"
  • "I thought I loved you."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "It's unbearable."
  • "You're my first love."
  • "I never wanted to hurt you,"
  • "I was here,"
  • "Help me,"
  • "They won..."
  • "You don't love them."
  • "You're breaking my heart,"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "It's a waste of time,"
  • "You're all I want."
  • "I've always loved you!"
  • "I can pretend anymore."
  • "i didn't have a choice!"
  • "What if it's agony now and it's hell later on?"
  • "Love I will let you go,"
  • "I left behind something great."
  • "I want you back,"
  • "I don't regret any of it, not if it kept you safe."
  • "Get over yourself,"
  • "You'll be the death of me."
  • "Everything just fell apart."
  • "What the hell am I doing here?"
  • "I want you so much but I hate your guts."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be."
  • "You still like them, don't you?"
  • "What are you doing?!"
  • "I did this to protect you!"
  • "Don't cry,"
  • "I'm not crying,"
  • "I'm dying,"
  • "A-Are you alright?"
  • "I'll come back for you."
  • "I've never felt so alone."
  • "You don't love me! You don't even know me!"
  • "I don't even know who you are anymore."
  • "I don't even know who I am anymore,"
  • "Please let me do this for you."
  • "You're one of the lucky ones."
  • "It's never going to be okay."
  • Straight allies: We love and accept you guys very much!
  • Us: Thanks! Hey uh just thought we'd let you know that the meme you posted was kind of homophobic
  • Straight allies: Hey what the fuck? I thought your community was supposed to be about love and acceptance! Damn I don't think I like you Home Of Sexuals anymore
Zodiac Signs as Sonic-For-Real-Justice quotes
  • Aries: You wanna know how many smug Sonic pics i have? F*ck you, that's how many - Mod Sonic
  • Taures: They keep banning me and bringing me back - Mod Shadow
  • Gemini: Who made a Knowyourmeme page about us? Don't make us into a meme! - Mod Amy
  • Cancer: I'm very saddened - Mod Tails
  • Leo: Amy, I don't even watch mlp anymore - Mod Shadow
  • Virgo: I do what I want - Mod Sonic
  • Libra: Mod Sonic has a crush on Mod Sally, pass it on! - Mod Shadow
  • Scorpio: TAILS YOU F*CKIN LIAR I JUST WOKE UP!!!You just want the positive attention from everyone to make me look like an idiot! - Mod Amy
  • Sagittarius: ...i don't even know what tucute means! - Mod Tikal
  • Capricorn: I'm not even actually emo - Mod Shadow
  • Aquarius: Shut the f*ck up - Mod Shadow
  • Pisces: Why does everyone hate me? - Mod Amy
Sentence Meme: Illness
  • "An ambulance is on its way."
  • "Are you feeling okay?"
  • "Bless you."
  • "Call 911!"
  • "Do you have a tissue?"
  • "Do you think it's broken?"
  • "Does that hurt?"
  • "How long do you have?"
  • "I don't get sick."
  • "I don't want to feel like this anymore."
  • "I hate hospitals."
  • "I think that's going to need stitches."
  • "I think you need to talk to someone - a professional."
  • "I'm contagious."
  • "I'm going to be sick."
  • "I'm not crazy!"
  • "I'm not going to make it."
  • "It hurts!"
  • "It's just a cold."
  • "Ugh, my head feels like it's about to explode."
  • "We need to get you to a doctor."
  • "What's the prognosis?"
  • "You're burning up."
  • "You're sending me to a shrink?"
  • "You're sick."
angst sentence starters yay
  • i have used my satan powers to make another one of these, angst list 2.0
  • "You're not welcome here anymore."
  • "Could you tell the truth for once?"
  • "Don't touch me!"
  • "I've always hated you."
  • "Don't go where I can't follow."
  • "N-no... anything b-but that... p-please..."
  • "You sicken me."
  • "Why should I believe you?"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "If you beg I might have mercy on you."
  • "I will kill you slowly and laugh as I watch the light leave your eyes."
  • "I thought you loved me."
  • "Why should I care about you?"
  • "Get away from me!"
  • "I have three months to live."
  • "I don't need your pity."
  • "No... No! NO! STOP!"
  • "I will cut you to pieces bit by bit until there's nothing left."
  • "Go ahead and cry, see if I care."
  • "I'm dying."
  • "You have two months to live."
  • "You don't love me."
  • "Don't think you can escape me."
  • "The buyers will go crazy over you."
  • "I will kill your family and make you watch."
  • "How could anyone love a monster like me?"
  • "Are you drunk again?"
  • "Don't shoot!"
  • "What am I living for anymore?"
  • "I can't... not anymore..."
  • "Pick a god and pray."
  • "Don't bother screaming, no one can hear you."
  • "I will do anything for you."
  • "You killed my family."
  • "It's all your fault."
  • "Disgusting."
  • "Don't forget that I own you."
  • "I can't breathe."
  • "You've been crying haven't you?"
  • "Who could ever love a monster like you?"
  • "I will bring you unimaginable pain until death comes as a blessing."
  • "Let's see... boiling water or red hot iron next..."
  • "Why didn't you tell me about this?"
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Him:</b> I'm fascinated by the way you dress<p/><b>Me:</b> Why?<p/><b>Him:</b> Because you embody some timeless class that a lot of woman don't have anymore. Nobody fucking paints their lips red just to come to class anymore, it's all about sweatpants and hair in a bun now, which can be fine but shows that you just don't care. That you don't care about yourself or how other people treat you. You on the other hand look like nobody can mess with you, yet you are the sweetest person with everyone. Your look demands you to be seen and respected, that's the way it supposed to be.<p/><b>Me:</b> Wow, you've been thinking about this a lot haven't you?<p/><b>Him:</b> You fascinated me<p/><b>Me:</b> That's good, I guess?!?<p/><b>Him:</b> It is, but it also makes things complicated<p/><b></b> *what the fuck do you mean P.... `*<p/><b></b> *and it think it's important to mention that i dress like pin up girl every day (think Dita Von Teese)*<p/></p><p/></p>
drug addiction starter sentences
  • "You have a problem!"
  • "I have a problem."
  • "What are those blue lines up your arm?"
  • "Are those track marks?"
  • "What's that powder under your nose?"
  • "Why have you been getting so many nosebleeds lately?"
  • "I found a needle in your drawer."
  • "I found your stash."
  • "How long have you been hiding this from me?"
  • "That's it. It's the drugs or me."
  • "You're going to die or end up in prison."
  • "You've hit rock bottom."
  • "How much did you take?"
  • "It's not that I want to get high anymore. I need it to survive."
  • "It's never been this bad."
  • "I need to talk to you about something I found in your room."
  • "Get that stuff out of my house!"
  • "I'm not mad. I'm just worried about you."
  • "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
  • "It seems like your religion wouldn't allow this."
  • "I have to draw the line. I can't support your habits anymore."
  • "You're just as toxic as what you're putting in your body."
  • "Can you give me a discount?"
  • "You have to get help or we're through."
  • "You lost your job over this stuff, and you're about to lose me too."
  • "I'll always love you, but I sure don't like you when you're high."
  • "I didn't know you were into that stuff."
  • "You said you'd never use a needle."
  • "Thanks for the extra. It really helped me get by this week."
  • "Be honest. Do you love the drugs more than me?"
  • "Rehab would be good for you."
  • "I don't want to spend 70 days just waiting until I can get high again. I'm not going."
  • "It's the only thing that makes me feel anything anymore."
  • "I'm sorry, I'm choosing the drugs."

Me, a roleplayer on tumblr from 2011-2014; Why do I keep seeing “thing” on everyone’s blog?

My poor friend, a current roleplayer on tumblr; Well people started doing that X years ago.

Me; But why? It’s so silly. I don’t get it.

My poor friend; Because of “pretty reasonable reason”

Me; Well back when I roleplayed on tumblr “insert silly rant about how things were simpler”

My poor friend; “Has to explain to me it isn’t 2014 anymore”


Memes are the cure for mental illness

About a week or soish (i have no concept of time) ago i was in line at the post office getting my passport renewed. We got there at 5:30 (they opened at 9:15) and we forgot my birth certificate so mom had to go grab it at home while i stayed in line. While she was away I started disassociating and having a flashback because triggers are stupid and the post office smelled like school so i texted my mom “I’m gonna mcfreakin loose it pls come back” to which she responded “im mcalmost there” and I just remember being like no… Mom that’s not how the meme goes… Or wait…. Is it? And long story short I managed to not have a fucking PTSD flashback panicattack thing  because I was contemplating memes and how much you could alter one before it didn’t count as a meme anymore.