i don't like the green contacts

frozen fever plot
  • Elsa: *leers over Anna's sleeping body like Edward Cullen, equally sparkly in her ice gown*
  • Anna: *sees Elsa in her new green spring dress*
  • Anna: Wow, you're....beautiful
  • Kristoff: *exists to ensure no one sees the incest subtext*
  • Olaf: *detaches head and says something meaningful*
  • Everyone: Happy Birthday Anna *sings catchy tune*
  • Elsa: *catches a cold and tries to suppress it for Anna*
  • Elsa: I don't want to ruin my little sister's birthday! Don't come near me Anna. I don't want to hurt you!
  • Anna: *does it anyways*
  • Anna: you'll never hurt me
  • Elsa and Anna: *makes meaningful eye contact, hugs, holds hands, doe eyed smile*
  • Kristoff: *literally exists to ensure no one sees the incest subtext*
holy shit: cumberbatch is a master

making gifs of Sherlock in TSoT is so intense.  BC’s acting is so good.  I mean I knew it was good but the subtleties!  It’s just so intricate and so amazing.  Like here, 

‘Don’t worry I have been tutoring him’, looking up, not making eye contact with Mary,

Gives her the briefest eye contact with this face,

and immediately looks at John with literally the most adoring look I’ve ever seen him give him.  He’s like melted here.  It’s like he hit love rock bottom,

green with envy lighting transition,

fake smile to Mary,

falls,

back to John, the, 'you deserve to be happy’, smile,

I first noticed the depth of his genius in the moriarty cab scene when he reacts to the 'sir boast a lot’, speech but in series 3, the stuff he’s done, it’s just so amazing.

3

at the top is honey lemon edited to look Japanese like she’s supposed to be (as well as I could), the middle is how she looks in the movie, and the bottom are from the comics, showing you that she does NOT have big round eyes. She’s a Japanese girl who wears green contacts and dyes her hair blonde, why does she have huge eyes in the movie??
I think she looks a lot better in the top one tbh… she looks more like herself and not like a carbon copy of a certain other heroine as well :/

people freaking out about Matthew Daddario’s eyes not being blue, just remember that Daniel Radcliffe didn’t have green eyes like Harry Potter had— a fact that was emphasized in the series as much if not more than Alec’s eyes—and guess what: everything was okay.  

Teaching the kid everything he needs to know.
  • Bro [BRO] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
  • turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
  • BRO: *Kicks in the door* Alright, Dave. It's time for.. THE TALK.
  • TG: oh god
  • TG: what talk
  • TG: THE talk?
  • BRO: Now, as a young man, you're going through changes.
  • TG: no please
  • TG: dont do this bro
  • BRO: Most rad dudes your age begin to develop feelings.
  • BRO: For girls.
  • BRO: UNIRONICALLY.
  • TG: no!
  • TG: get your talk out of my FACE
  • BRO: *Proceeds to push TG from his chair, and straddle the chair reverse-ways*
  • BRO: Listen up, kid.
  • TG: NOT THE REVERSE DAD SIT
  • BRO: Before you get your mad sword-fighting on with some dude, or decide the slay the demon with some chick...
  • BRO: You're gonna need some rubbers.
  • BRO: At least welve.
  • BRO: *Begins throwing condoms of various brands at Dave*
  • BRO: Fuck, cover your entire body in 'em.
  • TG: its like christmas in here
  • BRO: Become a sexually-safe knight of virtue.
  • BRO: Now, I know what you're thinking.
  • BRO: 'But, Bro. I already have all of the sex'
  • BRO: And I know Dave.
  • BRO: I know.
  • TG: how the
  • BRO: But I want you to have ALL OF THE SEX SAFELY.
  • BRO: Lemme demonstrate a sec'.
  • TG: THIS IS WEIRD
  • TG: but proceed
  • BRO: *Pulls a smuppet from his rear jean pocket and points to it's nose*
  • BRO: See this smuppet nose, Dave?
  • BRO: Do you see this quivering probiscis of phallic symbolism?
  • TG: yes
  • BRO: Because I fucking do.
  • TG: indeed you do
  • TG: well you look at it all the time bro like cmon
  • BRO: *Retrieves a green smuppet from under his hat, pointing it towards the other green plush ass first*
  • BRO: You don't just do this, Dave.
  • BRO: *Starts slamming the puppets together vigorously, maintaining shade-contact with Dave throughout*
  • BRO: Y'need to get some foreplay in there.
  • BRO: Hell, maybe some lube.
  • BRO: Scratch that.
  • BRO: Always lube.
  • TG: *face of terror comes onto his face*
  • BRO: Where do you keep your lube, Dave.
  • TG: oh fuck no im not telling you where im keeping my stash
  • HABIT: BRO: So you have one.
  • BRO: I'm gonna guess it's real fuckin' obvious.
  • BRO: Oh shit.
  • TG: no its not
  • BRO: My lube-dar's going crazy.
  • BRO: BING BING BING
  • BRO: *Begins moving towards the desk*
  • TG: your lubedare is wrong
  • BRO: BINGBINGBINGBING
  • TG: bro no
  • BRO: OH SHIT, IT'S LIKE FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS UP IN THIS BITCH.
  • TG: NO
  • BRO: *Yanks open the drawer and rummages around*
  • BRO: GOT MORE PING THAN A SWEDISH GAME SERVER
  • TG: FUCK YOUR SWEDISH GAME SERVER
  • BRO: You take that back.
  • TG: never
  • BRO: The Swedish have done nothing but provide for this household.
  • BRO: Aha.
  • TG: the swedish have done nothing for this family
  • TG: but tear it apart
  • BRO: *Retrieves various pictures and lube from the desk*
  • BRO: *Proceeds to tear up the tasteful photography and leaves a smuppet pulled out from under his shirt in it's place*
  • TG: bro you opened jar of mayonnaise left in the sun
  • BRO: Alright.
  • BRO: Now for the grand premiere.
  • TG: oh god theres more
  • BRO: *Jams all of the smuppets into the drawer, pouring all of the lube over them. He then slams the drawer shut, resting his forearms on the chair.*
  • BRO: I have no idea what I'm doing.
  • TG: I COULD SEE THAT