i don't like one tree hill

  • Lavender: Did you see that?
  • Parvati: What?
  • Lavender: Cormac gave her the nod.
  • Parvati: What nod?
  • Lavender: The "let's hook up after try outs" nod.
  • Lavender: Wanna know what I think? I think Cormac likes Hermione. But I think Hermione likes Ron. And I know I like Ron. And I don't know who the hell you like anymore.
  • Lavender: This is all turning into one big love... rectangle plus one, whatever that is.
Favorite things from each song in the PJO Musical
  • <p> <b>Prologue/The Day I Got Expelled:</b> "Pay attention! Pay attention!"// also just Mrs. Dodds answering Chiron's questions before the students<p/><b>Strong:</b> "Normal is a myth"<p/><b>The Minotaur/The Weirdest Dream:</b> "If Mrs. Dodds was really a monster I hope you're really a sword!"//"oh look a strange man in a Hawaiian :)))"<p/><b>Another Terrible Day:</b> "I'm the god of wine and I'm dying of thirst..."//"oh gods gimme Ares or Apollo anyone but the Demeter kids cabin"// also just Percy being shook™ that Chiron is part horse<p/><b>Their Sign:</b> "WELL I WANT MY BIRTHDAY CARDS AND FISHING TRIPS, CHILD SUPPORT AND HOMEWORK TIPS don't mean to whimper or whine..."<p/><b>Put You In Your Place:</b> Clarisse saying "god of death"//"Your goose is cooked and I'm here to cook it"//" Look Captain Crazy but the flag ain't here! You got some issue with me it's pretty clear."<p/><b>Campfire Song:</b> the way Luke says omnipotent// and everyone collectively bonding over how suckish their godly parents are//"Chiron wins"<p/><b>The Oracle:</b> the prophecy was sung beautifully man, so the whole song was great<p/><b>Good Kid:</b> this song was one of those sadly beautiful songs that you just can't hate. Like shoot, there goes mah heart...<p/><b>Killer Quest:</b> "and I'll be the second first"//" I'm gonna March right through the gates of hell!" " The Underworld... " " Close enough."//"who said anything about monsters?!" "Have a great quest :)))"<p/><b>Lost!:</b> "All our food was in there, all our clothes were in there, ALL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE"// Grover talking to the squirrel//really just this whole song, it's so good :D// also those harmonies got me shook™<p/><b>My Grand Plan:</b> "But smart girl only gets a girl so far"//"If you don't go you'll never know if you'll ever be good enough"//" You better wise up cause I'll rise up, bring on any challenge"//" Most girls never win if they're polite"<p/><b>Drive:</b> "all your worries come on flurries, we bested FREAKING furries"//"It's one foot forward at a time, dust off all that grit and grime, we still got a lot left to do" (the one with all three of them, you know the part ;))//"uh, we can sleep on the road"<p/><b>The Weirdest Dream (Reprise):</b> "this is...scary"// also I will never stop loving Luke. Fight me<p/><b>The Tree On The Hill:</b> this whole song. Just this entire song is heartache<p/><b>D.OA.:</b> MY JAMMMMMM//" but it don't work like that"//"stuck forever never gets away"//"if the dead complain, I just turn up the stereo" like damn, she don't give a shit, she just wants her tunes//DJ CEREBUS<p/><b>Son Of Poseidon:</b> Percy coming to terms with his dad not being there and accepted that Poseidon is his dad (good shit right there)//Grover talking about his goatee "//" Your mouth's talking trash, you better rinse it. Your meat is minsed, and I'm here to minse it.<p/><b>The Last Day Of Summer:</b> LUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE'S PART. THAT'S IT. JUST HIS PART. I LOVE IT. SO MUCH. and you're lying if you've said otherwise. I'm telling you rn I play his part a good 3 times over (minimum) before moving to the next song.<p/><b>Bring On The Monsters:</b> "are we ever gonna once have it easy?" "Nope, feeling ready" "Feeling stoked" "Feeling queasy"<p/></p>

It’s like the worst things get with my parents. The better things get with you. Are things really awful with your parents? It’s a war zone. And I’m stuck with whoever’s got the best lawyer.

Literal TV Titles
  • NCIS: The spin-off that became TV's number one drama and stayed there for the past eleven-thousand years.
  • NCIS LA: Bang Bang, Sexy Time.
  • NCIS NOLA: The spin-off that takes place in New Orleans.
  • Supernatural: Two hot brothers hunt down monsters by being fake FBI agents.
  • Jane the Virgin: Virgin latino Christian gets pregnant through major mishap.
  • Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Do not let the title fool you.
  • Criminal Minds: Hot profilers profile crazy shit around the US.
  • Criminal Minds Suspect Behavior: The spin-off nobody cared about.
  • CSI: Hot CSI's solve crimes like cops.
  • CSI Miami: Guy takes off sunglasses. And there are CSIs.
  • CSI NY: The spin-off that people managed to care about.
  • CSI Cyber: Seriously, can we get this over with?
  • Criminal Minds Beyond Borders: Crazy shit goes down around the world. (AKA the spin-off people actually cared about. Also Gary Sinese is in it.)
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Heroic yet angsty teenager fights off the Apocalypse with her team of trusted friends, the Scoobies.
  • Angel: Heroic yet angsty vampire fights everything else in LA.
  • The Flash: The fastest man alive and awesome team.
  • Arrow: Felicity and friends.
  • Legends of Tomorrow: People trying not to destroy the time stream.
  • Supergirl: It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's not a man.
  • The Vampire Diaries: Complicated vampire romance.
  • The Originals: Dysfunctional family and daddy issues.
  • Friends: The comedy that started it all.
  • How I Met Your Mother: The show that people have to compare to Friends. (It's not!)
  • Veronica Mars: Teenage detective who's also a hot outcast.
  • Law and Order: Law and order.
  • Law and Order SVU: Law and order plus sex crimes.
  • Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The law. Without the order.
  • Bones: The greatest couples of the century. And bones!
  • Grey's Anatomy: Hot doctors have personal problems.
  • Chicago Fire: Hot firefighters in Chicago.
  • Chicago PD: Hot cops in Chicago.
  • Chicago Med: Hot doctors in Chicago.
  • Chicago Justice: Hot lawyers in Chicago. (Do you see it?)
  • Code Black: Los Angeles doctors and blood!
  • One Tree Hill: This small town has lots of issues.
  • Pretty Little Liars: Four girls, lots of issues.
  • New Girl: Adorkable teacher moves in with four guys.
  • Castle: It got canceled.

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 silence only makes them stronger.


quinn james in every episode

↳8.16 I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here ♔ “So even though we come from a big family, Haley and I have always been close. You’ve always been there for me, my little sis…someone to believe in, someone to share all my secrets with. And now, Jamie’s getting a little sister. And I know that he’s gonna love her as much as I love you. And you’re gonna love your daughter as much as mom loved us.”