meg’s photoshoot with rob was one of the single most visually inspiring things i’d ever seen so i was REALLY intimidated to take on a single one of them. i told myself i wouldn’t pour a ton of time into this, and then immediately threw that thought in the trash
I don't know. I like it. It's not really about what it looks like though. I like the idea of getting rid of something that's been on you for a long time. And you wake up on the next day and you're like " it's not there" and it's a refreshing take on your life after that... it was the deeper emotional connection that I had with my hair that I liked getting rid of.
Everything he does is dramatic.There's nothing that he randomly does.
<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Discipline😒:</b> Even though I dont like getting in trouble or having consequences for bad behavior it ultimately makes me feel more loved and really little.<p/><b>Put me to bed💤:</b> Even though Daddy Can't always be with me I wish he would call to make sure that I get ready for bed properly and read me a story. If he just texts me good night I end up staying up late anyway.<p/></p><p/><b>Put me in little space🍼:</b> I love it when Daddy intentionally does things he knows make me feel little, like feed me food or buckle me in the car or just pull me into his lap.<p/></p><p/><b>Made me sit in his lap💓:</b> If Daddy is just reading or watching something or simply just relaxing, I love it when he calls me over and tells me to sit in his lap.<p/><b>Play with my hair 😊:</b> there is never a time when I don't want this.<p/><b>Rock me😍:</b> I adore being rocked back and forth. When I'm sleepy if Daddy rocks me I am out quickly and I sleep better.<p/><b></b> Things like this not only make me feel little and loved, they also make me extraordinarly happy.🌈❤<p/></p>
Plagues Against Mankind That We Shouldn’t Have To Deal With At This Point What The Huck
When your hair looks beyond amazing but no matter how many pictures you take it looks bad on film so you’re left alone in your room at 4:43 am suffering because you’ll now never have photographic evidence of the time your hair looked like it was styled by the angel’s themselves just in time for you to rush off to the Royal Ball. Only you will ever have this knowledge. You know the hair will be a mess by the time you see another human being again. Cursed.
Un-skippable ads in the MIDDLE of videos. what the hell.
When you order a Bloody Mary but it just tastes like straight tomato juice and nothing else
When you’re romantically frustrated and No One Wants To Take One For The Team And Just Date You Already
M. Night Shyamalan announcing a live action Avatar: The Last Airbender Two in 2017 the Year the Lord Abandoned Us, Apparently
The unseen forces that walk and jump on your roof all night long. They sound too heavy to be squirrels or raccoons. You never see anything up there when you check outside. You go back inside and the noises immediately resume, only this time you can now hear them laughing at you. Why Cant The Invisible Edgelords Remain Calm
Those birds that just dive right in front of your moving car
Owls in places and times where there Shouldn’t Be Owls
When the dude living in your walls won’t stop blasting his techno bop music
Having to use your rock pet to kill attacking bugs because you have no other means of defense
the fact that I don’t know how to access podcasts and if I ask I’ll sound stupid
When your glasses are always smudged or dirty no matter what the hell you do seriously how the hell has no one invented something to stop this yet
When the Slurpee machines are always out of blue raspberry
When people reference ‘the office’ while talking to you but you don’t get the joke because you’ve never seen ‘the office’ and when you tell them that you’ve never seen ‘the office’ they look at you as if you personally skinned their great grandmother alive
That…the fricking,,,,,,warm thing in the air that makes my body moist. Why that there. unnecessary attack from the planet. why. I want sweaters not sweat
the fact that I Have No One To See Spider-Man:Homecoming With And I Am Distressed
When the wild rabbits don’t pick up on your psychic communication that you are one of them and they run from you
When the wine is expired
When your favorite flowers only bloom for like one week a year
The fact that you are currently not eating chocolate
The fact that there currently is not Buffalo Chicken Dip entering my body
Those people that walk up moving escalators
The guy that dresses up as Sulley in Disney World that grabbed my ass when I took a picture with him
Every Villain Is Lemon
When all of your facebook memories are boring or depressing
The Cicadas That Are Laying In Wait
Those people that are rude to waiters and waitresses
When you wanna write something but you’re hit with the overwhelming feeling that no one will ever wanna read it so What’s The Point
The Vampire That Twerks Behind You Every Time You Look In A Mirror But You Can’t See Him Because He’s A Vampire But You Have The Overwhelming Feeling Of Knowledge That There’s A Vampire Twerking Behind You
The fact that Owen Wilson will never truly know we Value Him
When you’re not even making noise but a random old man complains about how much noise you’re making
The fact that there isn’t a 24/7 Law and Order: SVU channel
People who can’t make up their minds about Dr. Phil
really just wanna circle back here to the fact that my hair looks amazing right now I look like a 16th century maiden who is escaping her tower to attend the ball where she must slay the beast to save the kingdom this is my authentic past life coming through to make my hair look effortlessly gorgeous but the camera is not cooperating and No One Will Ever Truly Know
Good tv shows getting cancelled
People that unironically wanna have sex with Bill Cipher
Being awake at 5:36 in the morning
The glowing orb that refuses to move out of your sock drawer
Those little green men that sometimes escape out of jars in your cabinets and you gotta battle them for dominance of your own kitchen or else they’ll add too much paprika to all your meals…like, what’s their deal?
cats that don’t love you back
Clovers that don’t have four leafs
When you have to have matching socks to look professional
the T-Rex that insists on stomping down the street every time you’re trying to sleep
Aliens being hidden by the government
When you rhyme by accident
When you try to rhyme on purpose but can’t think of anything
The fact that I just had to google how to spell ‘rhyme’
The decreasing firefly population
7th graders that constantly stick their fingers through circles as a means of silently making sex jokes
Weeds that are taller than me I must be the Dominant Inconvenience
Fahrenheit vs Celsius
Those guys that come up to your house to try to get you to buy Verizon Fios
We’re Running Out Of Chocolate
When John Oliver Steals Words Out Of Your Mouth Before You Can Even Think Them Like The Creature From Midnight
Zac Efron not showing up to the HSM 10th anniversary party
People who just really causally do splits or impossible stretches while your tensed up immobile ass is forced to watch
When You start doing squats but it starts making your butt get smaller and you grow distressed
People that are, like, unironically mean to other people. What the f o c k
All my socks developing holes in them
Crushes that go nowhere
the fact that no one ever thinks to respect the soft, gentle Molepeople that have been quietly helping our civilization along without reward for hundreds of centuries
Werewolves getting mistaken for Skinwalkers
The giant ball of flesh under the ocean that’s just waiting to destroy us all
People Who Don’t Get Your Sense Of Humor
No one acknowledging your selfies
Hunters and Cryptozoologists not taking the hint that Bigfoot simply isn’t interested
The fact I can’t figure out a clever way to end this post
Mankind Becoming the Plague Itself
Conan O’Brien and his immense hidden power that everyone chooses to foolishly ignore. One day, he will reveal his true form and strike.
I’ve never done an ‘Imagine’ before so please bear with me. This little idea wouldn’t leave my head so I had to write it.
Imagine you being best friends with Tony and Clay. You’re the one girl who’s either oblivious to all the cute boys around you and/or you’re the one girl who brushes off all flirtatious comments thrown at you. However, there is one boy who’s truly interested in you and he finally decides to make it known when Valentine’s Day rolls around.
Jeff X Reader
Walking through the school hall, you wrinkle your nose at the red and pink paper hearts adorning the walls. Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and posters advertise dollar carnations so you can buy your Valentine all he/she deserves. It’s not that you have anything against the Hallmark holiday, it’s just.. all so pink and definitely not one of your favorite colors.
You make it to gym, pasting on a frown as you trudge inside. Making a beeline for the coach, you pass over a note and wait patiently as it’s read. The coach scoffs, you bite back a smirk and then trudge over to the bleachers when the coach grunts in acknowledgement of having read the note before waving you off. When you stomp halfway up said bleachers, you let your book bag fall with a content sigh before laying down on your stomach on one of the bleacher seats while pillowing your head atop your crossed arms.
“You look cozy,” you hear Tony’s familiar voice say. “What excuse is it this time?”
“Killer cramps and a heavy flow. I enjoy grossing out the coach.” Cracking open an eye, you see Tony decked out in gym wear sitting right in front of you, grinning. “Having a vagina really has it’s perks.”