Obi Wan and Rex travel to Tatooine, with Obi Wan feeling like he left his heart in pieces on Mustafar and Naboo where Padme’s funeral is currently happening. Singing to infant Luke with Rex watching his back (he doesn’t need the help, but he’s Tired and the Force feels painfully empty now).
They arrive on Tatooine only for their transport to be seized by the Hutts, who don’t hold back anymore now that the Republic is dead and their old trade agreements are moot. So the Hutts seize this transport and take all the sentients on board as slaves, and Rex is like um sir,,, we need to do something.
Obi Wan is in a state of “I fucking give up” and so he doesn’t want to do anything. They all just shuffle into whatever dank cells the Hutts have set up, cold, sad, and dejected.
And then Luke starts screaming. He’s an infant, after all, and no Skywalker has ever been silent in expressing their displeasure. And this infant Luke is driving Obi Wan up the wall and Obi is like good GOD this Skywalker already hates slavery and if we don’t get out of here I’ll kill the kid myself.
Obi doesn’t… kill the Hutts but he defeats them all and you know it’s even more suave and Cool than when Luke does it twenty years later. He just takes over and sends the Hutts to become regular citizens. He maybe chops a couple limbs/tails off, but he’s got a wailing baby on one arm, a long line of tragedies in his heart, and not a whole lot of patience left. By the time he and Rex free all the sentients and get out, the palace is on fire and he doesn’t look back as he cradles baby Luke under his cloak (now a bit tattered at the hem) and takes him to Owen and Beru.
He liberates all of Tatooine from slavery but he’s smart so he just uses the Hutt money to free all the slaves instead of freeing them by force. At some point he realizes he’s Ruling Tatooine now so he makes slavery illegal. The previously rich slave owners are now significantly less rich and there’s a lot more gainful employment on the planet.
Anyway so now Obi Wan rules Tatooine and has given tiny Luke to Owen and Beru, but he’s bored in the palace alone (he’s not been without companionship like…ever) and Rex can only do so much. Rex is grieving and getting old too and deserves a life of his own. He helps Obi rule Tatooine tho bc Rex’s face gets him in trouble, you know, since he’s got the clone face, so he can’t exactly be anonymous anymore.
Obi hangs out with Luke all the time and Luke LOVES him and pulls his floofy hair and beard constantly, and by the time he’s three, he follows Obi Wan everywhere. Rex knows to wait up for Luke because the kid will inevitably escape his aunt and uncle and find Obi Wan, even with express instructions to stay put. Even when Obi Wan is nowhere near the old Hutt palace (now Obi Wan’s base of operations) Luke just always unerringly finds him. It must be the Force Rex thinks, setting aside some blue milk for the little one.
Have you seen the head cannon where Kiri is the dragon Blasty has in the new bnha ending? (Love your work btw)
That’s kinda hard to miss, is it? Everyone and their grandmothers are making fanworks for it haha which I’ll be forever grateful for, actually, dragons are my #1 weakness and the more dragon!Kiri I have the happier I am (best version of it I’ve seen yet is syb’s but lbr she’s my fav artist and I’m weak) (also requirings has an ongoing comic series with those premises!!!! I’m living for it)
Hey I loveeeeeeee your bnha fusion au and I was wondering if bakugou and midoriya’s fusion is so unstable why do they even fuse in the first place? Sorry for bothering and thank you for being so great!!!
I mentioned this in the tags under that specific post already, but I guess repeating it won’t hurt, so! It happened during the End of Term Exam! (this is gonna be spoiler if you’re only watching the anime) All Might put them in the position where they ended up being forced to try, but it lasted less than 30 seconds before they broke apart - to set in somewhere in the canon exam… after Deku pulled Bakugou away but before their combined attack. Like, when they were coming up with a strategy to take All Might out they first tried fusing, but it just didn’t work and their time was too limited to try and force it.
Anyway if they were to try again now they’d probably last way longer, but at this point neither of them has felt the need to give it a try just yet haha
You guys are actually adorable and precious I'm so sorry I had to put that out there you just radiate with warmth. Hmm how aBout RFA + V reacting to an mc that sees/makes costume/ *coughs* cosplays a lil notthatiknowanyonelikethathaha please and thank you! Sorry if you don't have time!
A/N: oh no my cold and hard persona, it’s been shattered
already (kidding but omg you’re sooo sweet and adorable as well thankyouthankyouthankyou), sorry if
this isn’t exactly what you’re looking for! ~Admin 404
love it if you cosplayed!
always told him that dressing up was a “kids” thing, so when he finds
out you cosplay
be over the moon
CHARACTER ARE YOU GOING TO BE TODAY? CAN I JOIN YOU? CAN YOU HELP ME MAKE
joins a sewing club so he learns how he can help you out
doesn’t matter which character you dress as, he’ll always blush a little
because you’re just. so. cUTE
-S E L
F I E S
PUPPY WILL FAWN OVER YOU LIKE YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN COSPLAYER TO WALK THE EARTH
can you help me make one of my LOLOL character?!”
guys an actor, he’s used to costumes
wouldn’t join you since he’s in them all the time for plays
sit and admire how much work you put into it though
seen how stressed out the designers are when they make outfits for the shows
do anything and everything he can to help de-stress you because of this
make a small mistake in the costume, you best not get sad
this guy will 100% spend all the time you need to explain how it just gives it
it’s completely unique to you! No one else can have the exact some one! It’s
special just like you are, princess”
can’t you just dress up as yourself?”
that’s no fun, Jaehee
come around and learn to love it though
see how your face lights up every time you finish a piece for that costume
you’ve been working on for weEKS
you try it on for the first time, she gets just as excited as you
smiling to herself when you really get into the character (Hello, you’re
like her personal Zen now)
you’re not home, she tries on a few of your wigs to test out different hairstyles
I should dye my hair blue… or pink? Wait, doesn’t MC have one that’s
please put on these cat ears.”
understand why you insist on making these costumes yourself
pay designers to do it for you? What if you prick yourself with the needle?
I’ve been doing it for years, I’ll be okay!”
definitely won’t join in, but loves seeing you in these..interesting costumes
know any of the characters you’re trying to portray (Jumin, you liar)
type to secretly have a Tokyo Mew Mew kind of costume made for you
caT EARS MC, THE CAT EARS!!
loves when Elizabeth the Third starts to mess with your string and seeing how
you pout at her
WILL STEAL YOUR COSPLAY
Saeyoung, have you seen my- nevermind I see that you’ve decided to put it
matches cosplays with you
can’t contain his excitement when you suggest making a couples costume
“MC, you should try my maid costume on wink wonk”
wear any revealing cosplay though, you can bet his face will match his hair
is, until he goes and puts on another revealing one of yours and tries to
it makes you happy, then by all means, please continue”
seeing how happy and bubbly you get when you finish a project
the first one to ask to see it when it’s done
doesn’t know who you’re trying to be, he’ll sit and listen to you explain no
matter how long it takes
to take professional pictures of your cosplay
no, this is just my hobby not my job, please
mean, unless it IS your job then by all means accEPT HIS OFFER THIS SUNSHINE
WILL CAPTURE EXACTLY HOW AMAZING YOU ARE
photos of your progress on the costume because he thinks your determined face
is the cutest
(I know you didn’t ask for Saeran but he’s my faVOURITE I
PHYSICALLY CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO LEAVE HIM OUT I’M S O R R Y)
the fuck are you trying to be??
baby wouldn’t understand until you explain it
you’re acting but for free?”
you just…buy the costume? Wouldn’t that be easier?”
know this kid can help you with your eyeliner though, just gotta give him the
puppy dog face
crack a smile every now and then when you’re extremely excited, just because
seeing you bounce around amuses him
know who you’re dressed as, and doesn’t care, all he knows is that you look
cute and he likes it
not putting that costume on I don’t care how many times you ask”
My instincts when I first saw 80s dudes...vs now...
*watching The Outsiders..."Oh, he's kinda cute...I mean he's tall, has nice hair, a great smile..and yeah...extremely hot......Dallas is hot....."
*watches The Outsiders the 10th billionth time....."MAAAAAAAATT FUUUUCCKKKKIIINNG DILLLOOOOOOONNN!"
Michael J. Fox:
*watches BTTF..."Aww, he's so cute! Marty McFly is so adorable! I want a guy like him! Back to the Future is now my favourite movie!"
*watches BTTF....watched BTTF 2.....watches BTTF 3...watches Family Ties.......watches Teen Wolf.....watches Light of Day........watches Bright Lights, Big City.....watches The Secret of my Success.....watches Stuart Little...goes on Google & types "is Michael J. Fox Canadian?"........goes on Youtube and types "Michael J. Fox interview".....and finally......ALEX FUCKING P. KEATON!"...*sips orange juice....
*watches Stand By Me....."Omg River Phoenix! I felt like I heard about him before?! But, he's such a good actor!"
*watches Stand By Me again..."RIVVVVEEERRR WHHHYYY? III MIIISSSS YOUUUURRR PRRREEECCCIOUUUUSS SOOOUL!!!"
*watches 16 Candles...."Damn he's cute! Wait...he looks a little bit like Matt Dillon.....shit......
*watches 16 Candles.....looks through the window to see if theres a red porsche and Jake Ryan......*sighs...
*watches Ferris Bueller's Day Off......."I wanna go downtown on a float with Ferris for a day...."
*goes in the shower and starts singing Danke Schoen...while dancing to Twist & Shout!
*watches The Outsiders or The Karate Kid..."Ralph Macchio is THE KARATE KID! Don't know where Jaden Smith came from?"
....*watches The Outsiders......."LLEEEEEEETTTTTSSS DOOOOO ITT FOORRR JOOOOHHHNNNNYYYY FUUUUUCCKKINNG CAAADDEE!"
After reading @alainaprana’s awesome fanfic about Asy and her comment about him being a great positive influence for Geno (and the kids needing a sitter sometimes), I was inspired to draw, but not just Asy and Geno. I thought about the kids’ friendships with Sugar, Decans and Ink, and this drawing came to me.
I spent all day yesterday on this, so motivation to color it is low, but maybe some other time. I normally dislike the idea of drawing group pictures (so much work ugh), but aside from a bit of frustration with a few parts, I had fun with this drawing. I’m actually mostly satisfied with how it turned out!
Is it ok to ask you 1-30? (you can take out the ones you don't like)
1. where you first heard/saw the game BLAME SNICKERDOOTS. She first introduced me to it. She had played it when it first came out and fell in love with Clear. The first CG I saw of the game was naked Clear in an apron holding a knife and I was like WELP GONNA STAY AWAY FROM THAT ONE FOR A WHILE. But then I downloaded the torrent and tried to install it on my computer after I had finished Togainu no Chi, which I loved. But my computer couldn’t handle it. I only got it to work a few months ago xD;
2. first impression My first impression, as I said, was this:
So naturally, I was like
And didn’t come back to it for well over another 2 months.
3. first character you saw I JUST SAID-
4. character you thought you were going to like the most
I thought, first and foremost, I was gonna like Noiz the most. He has the most ridiculous outfit and he always looks like he’s really satisfied with himself after telling a dumb fart joke.
5. character you ended up liking the most
Oh my god protect this big gay baby. Im surprised how much Koujaku gets overlooked when people just start getting into DMMD. To me, he’s easily the healthiest boyfriend for aoba. I mean there’s a bit of a dependency issue going on… If aoba got together with any of the other guys, koujaku would probably just kill himself. :/ Also the fact that he looks like a super bad-ass ninja but in reality he’s just this awkward dork who does hair for a living and spends his time crashing at aoba’s house and pretending to be cool. How can you not love him?
6. character you like the least I DON’T HAVE A LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER. LET ME SAY THAT OUTRIGHT. But if I had to pick…
There is obviously something mentally wrong with Trip. If you think about it, he does everything he can to emulate Virus, a truly evil person who revels in how horrible he can be. Virus knows the difference between right and wrong, but I really don’t think Trip does because he’s always followed Virus, who chooses to do the wrong thing. And that in itself is terrifying.
7. side character you like the most
I wouldn’t even call Tae a side character, because she is very actively involved in the plot. In fact, she knows more about what’s going on more than anyone else does. She’s always in the loop and she always has something to contribute. The greatest thing about her though, is how she is literally the best parental figure in any game/anime I’ve ever seen. She’s a tough disciplinarian for Aoba (and the other guys as well), but she’s also very kind and supportive. Instead of most anime protagonists who struggle with most of their problems on their own, Aoba has no issue confiding in his grandmother because she proves to be great at pep-talks. She’s also supportive of Aoba’s gay lifestyle. Best grandma? Best grandma.
8. side character you like the least
I hate kids in general. And these kids are super annoying. For no other reason as just to be annoying little kids. Although I thought it was adorable how the little girl had this tsundere crush on Noiz. Sorry, you’re 12 years too young and he’s 12 shades too gay.
9. route you like the best
Koujaku’s route is rot-your-teeth-out sweet @_@. One might argue that childhood friends growing up together, working out their problems, and ultimately falling in love is super cliche and has been done a million times, but it’s so obvious how much Koujaku loves Aoba right from the get-go, it’s hard not to be rooting for him. Especially since if Koujaku doesn’t end up with Aoba in the end, he’s likely to go after Ryuuhou himself and then commit suicide. </3 Noooo
10. route you like the least
If you were like me and did all the other routes before Mink, Mink’s route is INCREDIBLY JARRING AND HORRENDOUSLY TRIGGERING. If you were a victim of emotional and sexual abuse, DO NOT PLAY MINK’S ROUTE. There is no love, no tenderness, until the end of his playthrough in the second game. And even then, Aoba’s behavior is clearly a text-book example stockholm syndrome. Mink spends his route beating Aoba to ‘put him in his place’, drugging him, degrading him, raping him violently and repeatedly, and dragging him back to do it all over again when Aoba tries to get away. It’s terrifying to watch Aoba slowly come to accept he’ll never be able to escape and try to justify his unhealthy attachment by reasoning that Mink did it all 'to make him hate Mink so he could achieve his goals without any attachments.’ Like some kind of fucked-up martyrdom. Just because you want to get revenge and kill yourself doesn’t mean you can treat people around you like fucking trash. Mink gets better in the next game, but he still doesn’t apologize for all the horrible shit he did. Wtf man?? You want a boyfriend or a slave?
11. have you played through all the routes? if not, which routes have you played through? I’ve done all of them except for Ren’s route! It’s hard to figure out! Wtf am I doing wrong?
12. favorite moment in any route
I cannot wait to see this scene play out in the anime. Omg, a bunch of grown-ass men rolling around on Aoba’s floor, breaking shit and punching each other in the face. The grandma busts in like WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW. And then she bops them all on the head and makes them doughnuts. Like they’re five-year-olds. Omg.
13. favorite moment in your favorite route
Aoba’s all bent out of shape because Koujaku’s acting super shady and staying out until like 5am, not telling Aoba where the hell he’s going, so Aoba follows him to this club where Koujaku’s chatting it up with some girls. Aoba can’t handle the crazy drug lights in the club and throws up all over Koujaku’s kimono. Koujaku’s first reaction is to piggyback him back to Glitter, not giving half a fuck. Keep him, Aoba.
14. favorite good ending
Noiz’s route wasn’t my favorite, but the good ending is actually adorable. Noiz gets out of the hospital and the first thing he does is go back to Germany, patch things up with his parents, clean himself up, get a job, and come back to Japan 3 months later to pick up his gay bride. Whoop! You picked a good one Aoba. Turns out he’s filthy fucking rich and ready to take you back to his mansion after fucking you in a swanky hotel. Jackpot.
15. favorite bad ending
Koujaku’s bad ending is heartbreaking. Both Aoba and Koujaku fall victim to their 'monsterous’ other forms. Aoba becomes Shiroba and subjects himself to being hurt by Koujaku, who has lost all reason to his evil tattoo and become what he’d feared most. Shiroba tells Koujaku over and over that “he’s the Aoba that loves Koujaku very much”, but the truth is that Aoba blames himself so much for failing at Koujaku’s Scrap, that be buries his consciousness beneath the ever-present Desire that always longs to resurface.
16. which bad ending disturbed you the most
Clear’s bad ending is FUCKED UP. Clear is reprogrammed by Toue to suppress his emotional and empathetic capability, but part of the original Clear lingers enough to understand that he felt strongly for Aoba. Toue permits Clear to do what he pleases with Aoba after he’s through using his body for genetic experimentation. Clear has a bit of a crisis with autonomy and recognizes that he had once had free will and the capability to feel love, but now his existence reduced to whatever Toue wants. He keeps Aoba in a cage and surgically removes his eyes without anesthesia (this part is fucking terrifying and surreal omg). He then proceeds to have sex with Aoba, coaxing him to vocalize before he 'inevitably’ removes his vocal chords, arms, and legs.
17. OTP(s) that are canon (noiao, kouao, etc) I ship all the canon pairings, actually lol. It’s hard for me to ship things that aren’t canon.
18. OTP(s) that aren’t canon (mizusei, noicle, etc) I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY NONCANON OTPs. Although if I had to pick
19. any ot3 or ot4 I love Koujaku/Aoba/Mizuki as just three bros doing bro stuff and bro-ing about town. :U Nothing sexual, just epic bro-ventures in brotown.
20. favorite AU BLUEJAKU
21. do you wish a character who didn’t have a route did have one? if so, which character?
I AM VERY CONFLICTED ABOUT MIZUKI because on the one hand, I think it’s great for Aoba to have at least one male friend who doesn’t want stick things up his butt, but on the other hand… MIZUKI WHY YOU NO HAVE ROUTE???
22. would you be excited if there was an anime made THERE IS AN ANIME BEING MADE AND YES IM SUPER PUMPED.
I know it’s gonna be awful, but hell yes animation. I am all for this shit. All for it <3
23. what kind of Allmate would you like to have Probably a cat. :U Idk Im boring. Also I can’t stand any other kind of animal in my house. :| This is a cat-only residence.
24. Rib or Rhyme? Rib is basically just beating the shit out of each other in real life, and Rhyme is beating the shit out of each other in virtual reality. :| Gonna have to go with Rhyme.
25. which gang (ruff rabbit, scratch, etc) would you like to be in Beni-Shigure, man. Supposedly, it’s small, everyone dresses like a ninja, and they spend their time helping old people and small children. I think if I were to be in any street gang, it would be the one that has an annual bake sale. Also it’s lead by Koujaku. There’s your answer. :|
26. which character would you want as a best friend Probably Aoba. He’s pretty chill about everything. :U Although I have noticed he doesn’t particularly care for women who aren’t his grandma, so it probably wouldn’t work out lol.
27. which character would you want as a boyfriend/girlfriend Ugh, none of them. Can you imagine? They all have such deep-rooted emotional problems stemming essentially from horrible or ruined childhoods. That is WAY too much baggage, man.
28. favorite song Kanako Itou does the best music for the game. I’m torn between Dramatique and At Last.
29. favorite voice (voice actor) Ooh, say what you want about Kisaichi Atsushi looking like a total nerd, but Aoba’s sexual moaning is just…
30. ending impression
There’s a ton of gay porn in DMMD, but it’s actually only about 10% porn and 90% plot, action, adventure, and drama. Which is why I love it. Nitro+CHIRAL is amazing at storytelling and the fact that the game is so long, it has enough time to make the characters so real and relatable is my favorite thing about it. Aoba isn’t just a self-insert mary-sue- he’s a very fleshed-out character with his own distinct personality. He’s also acts masculine compared to some yaoi wherein the uke could very well just be a girl. The characters feel human, the setting is cool, the art is amazing. Idk. It’s a great game. Everyone play should play it. <3
Hello I love your art and love the new kiribaku kids. I did research on mako sharks and it said "The shortfin mako is on record as the fastest-swimming shark, capable of bursts of speed up to 18.8 metres per second (42 mph)." Its jaw is powerful enough to eat swordfish and sea turtles. And "Like other lamnid sharks, the shortfin mako shark has a heat-exchange circulatory system that allows the shark to be 7-10 °F warmer than the surrounding water. ". So I think mako would be an excellent hero
Never said she won’t be! As I’ve already explained tho the concept is that she’s young and most of he quirk-related abilities just haven’t developed yet - if she’d been living with her biological parents (which means, other people with a shark quirk) they would have already known what to expect from the quirk/she would have knows watching them, but as things stand she’s being raised by two people who’ve never known anyone else with that quirk, so they’re going at it completely blind. As far as Bakugou and Kirishima know her quirk’s abilities could stop at what she has now, but that doesn’t change that they’ll do their best to help her become the best hero of her generation, if that’s what she wants
Anon said: I can’t believe the KiriBaku kids are literally Sharkgirl and Lavaboy, it’s very cute. I also wanna say that Mako looks very much like one of the student from Ketsubutsu Academy, Nakagame Tatami, who has a “turtle quirk”. Could it be that Mako is Tatami’s biological kid and that when Tatami died (presumably from battle) Mako got adopted? Their quirks are a little similar (water-animal based), and hero’s kids usually have very strong quirks even from a young age. Just a theory, love the kids tho!
I know you didn’t mean anything bad by this and I love how into them you are (thank you for liking them!) but please never, ever tell an artist that their OCs are literally some other characters, that’s the worst thing any creator can ever be told. Like, while I don’t exactly mind it since I knew this would happen even before posting them (as I said, I do know they remind of them - even though Tai’s quirk isn’t only about heating things up - and I’m still of the opinion that Kiri and Baku are pretty damn similar to Sharkboy and Lavagirl themselves so kids inspired by them were bound to remind of them, when coming from me) you might in the future find someone who’ll take it bad enough that they’ll just trash the characters and never work with them ever again, which I’m sure you don’t want
Just, mind your words next time you send this sort of asks, okay?
I don't know but I just wanted you to confirm wether you've received my Boys bonding head canon request? It's been over two weeks since I sent it. If you didn't get it here is the thing I requested, the boys bonding especially Farkle and Josh along with Lucas n Zay. Like Farkle and Josh being in competition with Riley and Maya in terms of their bonds. Like them being best buddies of all times. And if you don't mind can you end it with them being each other's best man?Plz lemme know if u got dis?
omg okay bless you. Although I already wrote out wedding headcannons for each and they weren’t each other’s best man, Josh had Cory bc his friend Andrew was officiating the wedding and Maya had claimed Farkle as ‘her best person’. Auggie was the groomsman that Farkle was paired up with and they put on a show of skipping down the ‘aisle’ and ended up falling in the mud😂 At the riarkle wedding Josh, Lucas and Zay got into a fierce competition over who should be the best man, and while they were distracted Farkle was like ‘Auggie bro you’re one of the only sane people in my life you’re best man’ lmao. He had to give some cheesy speech about friendship and how ‘you’re all winners in my heart’ to appease the other guys😂😂
Okay so Josh and Farkle first meet when Farkle is like 8 years old
Riley pulled some major puppy dog eyes and got her parents to let Farkle come with her for the month she usually spends with her grandparents in the summer
But Amy and Alan only said ‘Riley’s bringing her friend’, so Josh assumed they meant Maya and wakes up the day of their arrival expecting to have four weeks to hang out with his niece and her cute blonde friend
But he walks downstairs to the kitchen and he’s like wtf
This is a different blond friend
Where is the correct blond friend???
What is this
Is Maya trying to prank him or something??
As it turns out, Maya managed to get her ass stuck in summer school so she wasn’t allowed to come
So Riley brought her other ‘bestest friend’ and now Josh has to deal with this pipsqueak all month instead of having someone following him around adoringly and giggling at all his bad jokes and telling him how cool he is while simultaneously calling him a dork
r u d e
So anyway Josh is like “what’s your name?” and the kid is like “Farkle”
And there’s a long moment of them holding eye contact before Josh realizes he isn’t lying about his name
So Josh is just like “…I’m gonna call you Yahtzee okay”
So Amy’s just like J o s h u a but Riley’s giggling so Josh is calling a win for this one
Okay so anyway the month goes on, they go on various ‘little-kids-in-summer’ misadventures
Josh usually has a great time because he loves hanging out with Riley and Maya. They’re both really funny and make him feel cool what’s not to love here
But Yahtzee doesn’t seem to have much of an opinion on him, and Riley’s too busy being completely enthralled every time the kid throws out a random fact to pay enough attention to Josh
And now he doesn’t have Maya with her pigtails and big blue eyes staring at him like he hung the stars to help him deal with his niece apparently ditching him
So this summer is just…not good for his ego omfg
(You have to take into account that while Josh isn’t an only child, he’s the MIRACLE BABY like of course he’s used to people doting on him omg)
So instead of this fun summer he had all planned Josh is being a bit of a mopey little bitch omg why does Riley think this bowl cut kid is cooler than him?????
like wtf he could see it if this was actually a cool kid, but it’s July and he’s got??? Only turtlenecks and sweaters on???? And he has a bowl cut and glasses???? And keeps talking about science???? What the fu c k
Joshua is adorned in the Cool 6th Grader Look* and he plays guitar and wow Riley remember that time I saved you from an angry dog??? What a way to pay me back,
These thoughts are rushing through his head as he sits on the counter with his arms folded, pouting at Riley and Farkle who are at the table, rolling cookie dough and talking about how fireflies glow????
8 year olds are so fucking weird man,
Okay so since Josh is truly Cory Matthews little brother, he just simmers in his 10 year old angst and basically ruins the summer for himself. He’ s all just like ‘fIIINE I guess I’ll hang with my REAL friends instead of you losers!!!’ as he angrily scooters off into the sunset and ultimately has to deal with his school friends making fun of him for being upset that 8 year olds don’t wanna hang out with him. A n g s t
He’s gonna try to blame Maya for all this but it’s all him lmao there was more then one occasion where Riley was like ‘Grandma why is Uncle Joshie being so weird?????’ and Amy was like ‘He’s just at an age sweetie’ which made no sense to Riley so she’s like ‘Kay then I guess I’ll go read with Farkle at least he knows how to smile???’
So anyway the summer trip is over and Josh misses his niece now that she’s gone
Goes on with his life
Suddenly it’s Christmas time and his brother’s family is gonna be with them for a week and a half and he’s lowkey pumped because Christmas and New Years is the prime time to be an adorable kid and he and Riley tend to unite and get a lot of attention, eat a lot of cookies, and try to see who got the better presents from Santa
So they’re there for a few days having fun this is the lyfe
But suddenly someone’s knocking on the door and it’s FUCKING YAHTZEE ASKING IF RILEY WANTS TO COME BUILD A SNOWMAN WITH HIM
And Josh slams the door in his face lmao
But then Riley yells at him so he opens it back up and he’s like ‘how are you possibly here you live in New York’
….oh, right, OF COURSE he has grandparents in the area. Of course.
So Josh still gets to hang out with Riley on Christmas and New Years but all the other generic December days she’s there, she and Yahtzee are out and about!
Stop stealing my niece!!!
So the holidays come and go and Josh is like. You know what??? Fiiiine.
I am a BIG BOY and Riley is a LITTLE GIRL and someday she will see the error of her ways and pay the correct amount of attention to me again
In the mean time though, he did have one thing he could at least look forward to: The weekends when Cory would bring him up to NYC and the two of them and Riley would get discount tickets for musicals. He loved that tradition. That was sacred to him, his brother and his niece, and it was safe. He’d get to see cool shows and then gush about them and sing all the songs with Riley while Cory drove them to whatever restaurant they were hitting up afterwards, and even after that Cory would buy them all ice cream and take pictures of them and it was quality family bonding and there’s no way Josh would ever feel neglected during it.
…May 26th 2010, in which Josh gets in the car ready to go see Billy Elliot with his family, only to find an extra member. A blond bowl cut. Glasses that wouldn’t stay on his face, a blue turtle neck, whispering something into the ear of a giggling Riley
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Cory affectionately ruffling Yahtzee’s hair, saying he joined Riley’s dance class and wanted to learn about the musicals everyone kept talking about, and ‘you don’t mind do you, Joshie? He is basically part of the family.’
THIS IS THE WORST YEAR OF JOSHUA GABRIEL MATTHEWS’ LIFE,
But he doesn’t say that so they see the show and it was spectacular but Josh is in #sulk mode the whole time
Surely this is a one time thing though, right?
It is not a one time thing
It is an every time thing
H e l p H i m
But omg okay Josh does eventually grow out of this angst
Just because he gets older and matures and all that
Eventually figures out life doesn’t revolve around him like all 6th graders eventually must
Eventually accepts that sometimes Riley can find people that aren’t him cool and maybe she can pay equal amounts of attention to them
He still barely interacts with the Yahtzee kid tho, not because of any lingering resentment but just because??? What is there to say??? They’re very different people. They have nothing in common.
Their longest conversation 5 years of knowing each other was ‘Hey can you stop calling me Yahtzee? It kinda hurts my feelings’ ‘Oh wow sure sorry dude’.
Josh still calls him Yahtzee in his inner monologue lmao
Josh was presented with a new nickname of ‘Dr. Turtleneck’ at Family Game Night
But the next time he’s back and prepared to use it…what the ever living fuck why is this kid not in a turtleneck
They were meeting up for another discount musical trip and Riley just arrives with this guy in a denim hoodie and a beanie and Josh is like ‘wtf where’s your pet genius’ and Riley’s just like??? Farkle is standing next to me do you need a stronger contact prescription????
So Josh has a very mini existential crisis because Farkle looks cool now and if Farkle is considered cool than w h a t a m I
He gets over that quickly enough though lmao
So like they are chill with each other and all but he doesn’t actually become legitimate friends with Farkle until the kid starts dating Riley
He was horrified to walk in on that scene on Valentine’s Day. He kept crying even after he learned it was a misunderstanding
Like Josh is all for letting Riley grow and experience life and all but n o p e that is his NIECE, SON
Josh was planning on talking to Farkle about the relationship, he was lowkey planning on just having a very friendly and casual conversation with him while holding a butcher knife and chopping vegetables in an angry way that didn’t fit with his tone of voice
But then Eric almost killed the kid, and accident or not Josh figured he had received the ‘don’t-mess-with-Riley’ message
And now that Josh was a struggling college student who was always at Cory’s to steal food or wifi, and Maya had gotten over her obsessed crush on him, Josh started hanging out with Riley’s friends every now and then
He and Farkle initially started bonding over a shared love for horror films and then eventually found other things they had in common. There wasn’t like, that much to go on, but they did end up forming an actual, strong friendship.
They’d get into in-depth discussions and analysis’ about movies, try to convince each other to listen to cool new bands, hang at parties the gang snuck into
Maya c o n s t a n t l y making jokes about Josh taking Farkle as his ‘apprentice in hipster trash’
Josh managed to refrain from murdering Farkle after Riley got pregnant that was a miracle
Josh was named godfather of Penny and although he was still pissed his niece got pregnant so young in the first place he was SO PSYCHED TO BE A GODFATHER
Buys Penny so many presents
When he’s ‘on tour’ with his band, if he’s ever in Riley and Farkle’s general area he will all but kidnap this baby
Farkle f l i p s when Josh and Maya start dating
Every time Riley and Maya run off to do something, Farkle always cracks a joke like ‘I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with your girlfriend’
They are HIGHKEY those guys who will be at a party or a hang out or whatever who are like ‘well the girls seem to be preoccupied time for us to hold bottles of beer and stand next to each other in compatible silence’
They don’t really form an actual #bromance until after Farkle’s bachelor party
Because the day after that (which is the day before the wedding), after Cory and Topanga fucking m u r d e r e d them for sneaking Auggie into a bunch of clubs and getting him drunk, they were still massively hungover and just moping about and laying on the Matthews’ couch looking through all the pictures they posted last night
And they’re finding themselves in these increasingly provocative situations the girls put them and they’re just like…how do we possibly come back from this
‘There’s nothing to come back from. this is nothing.’
‘There’s a picture of you pretending to give me a blow job in the middle of Times Square.’
‘I was pretending??? Thank GOD I couldn’t remember clearly enough!!’
‘I vaguely remember at some point we performed an over the top sexy tango for a crowd of grown adults dressed like Catholic school girls…?’
‘The only crowd that deserved to see us tango like that tbh’
‘I…Josh I think I’m wearing your underwear right now’
‘Yeah, we didn’t pull that one off as smoothly as the girls did…’
It’s at this moment Zay texts Farkle asking him if the weddings off bc he discovered his true feelings for Josh,
And Farkle is just like Z a y bye
‘Or are you gonna go through with it only to have Josh interrupt right at the very end and profess his love for you in front of the whole crowd??? I’d pay money for that.’
And after that it sorta becomes a running joke in the friend group
Every time Maya and Riley do something…literally ANYTHING together
People are just like ‘can they be TOPPED’ and will annoy Farkle and Josh until they try their hardest to out-gay their own wives omg
At some point they give up being uncomfortable with it it just becomes a weird second nature for them lmao
They live for the fact Farkle’s daughter’s Cassie and Cleo hate Josh’s son Sebastian.
They have a youtube channel detailing the twins pranks on the poor boy omg
Josh uses #celebritypower to endorse Farkle whenever he’s got a political campaign
Every time they post selfies they caption it ‘just bros being hoes’ lmao Maya coined that
But yeah they’re chill and they’re friends and they’re idiots it’s a fun combination lmao
Hi! First of all I really like your blog! *_* You are perf! I am new in Super Junior fandom and I really appreciate all your edits like omg Eunhyuk is also my favorite. But since I am new here, I don't really know how to tell them all apart. I had enough problem with EXO as it is xDD as for SuJu I know Eunhyuk, Donghae and Siwon so far lol. If it's not asking too much, can you help me and write something about them, how to recognize them etc? :3
Eh, Super Junior… my precious boys. Don’t even look at Hyukjae, pick another bias, there are plenty of them to choose from lmao k But back to what you asked lol. I know there are way too many of them. (OT15 FOREVAAA) At first it seems impossible to know them, but trust me, if you watch the shows you really get to know them better. Okay, here’s a little description about each member and pics and stuff in no particular order. :3
1. Leeteuk ~ His real name is Park JungSoo. He is the leader.Has the cutest dimple when he smiles. Very Caring ~ he’s an actual angel (nickname angel teuk). He was born in 1983, so he’s the oldest and is always teased by other members because of it. He’s known for his unique laugh hahah. You should hear that like oh my god hahha xD He’s sub-vocal but also the second best rapper (so he usually does some rap parts). He MCs many shows, so you probably saw him somewhere lol. Usually has blonde/brownish hair. And damn gurl that body… like woah. *fangirling* Was in military ~
2. Eunhyuk (baby boo ❤(ˆ‿ˆԅ)) Real name is Lee HyukJae. He is damn dancing machine, meaning SuJu’s main dancer. Also main rapper when we are at it. :3 Always being picked on by the other members who claim he is the ugliest one except Donghae ❤ . (Srsly guys leave my babe alone, u wanna die ha?ha??┻━┻︵💨ᕙ(🔥益🔥ᕙ )) He was born in 1986. He tends to change often his hair colour. I am worried that he’ll end up being bald lol (ye, thats him with that pink hair. Yes, that too with that blue hair in that MV… *rollsEyes*). He has the most adorable gummy smile. ASDFGGHJKL And that JAWLINE of death. :O His nicknames are monkey, anchovy, jewel boy… I wonder why. (-.-) Best friends boyfriends with Donghae. Idiots in the group of two. Famous pairing Eunhae. They damn ship themselves lmao He has dog named Choco. Never forget ”I am not short, I am long”. lmfao my precious ❤ He is a crybaby. xD
3. Heechul or Kim HeeChul. He was born in 1983. Beauty. lol That says it all xD But no, seriously he is really, like REALLY beautiful. He usually has long hair. Somewhat feminine. SOMEWHAT?? He makes me question my exsistence as a girl. His nickname is Cinderella. If you see someone dressed in Hello Kitty stuff or buying Frozen merchandise - yup, that’s probably him. He has Russian Blue cat named Heebum. His English speaking skills hillarious :’D. He is the King of Kissing. (ELFs know hahhaha) He is the most outgoing tbh and loves the spotlight. He can be very moody and others don’t mess with him. Was in military as well. He is an atheist. Donghae (though younger than Heechul) is the only member of Super Junior who is allowed to address Heechul informally, and that’s because Heechul finds him cute. Heechul himself talks formally to young kids! Srsly Heechul is hilarious.
4. Han Geng or Hankyung (Korean name) was one of three Chinese members. He left SuJu in 2009 because the company was treating him bad. (you know that story already *RollsEyes* ). He’s known for his Beijing Fried Rice. He is great at dancing, he knows ballet! He is now doing his solo activities in China.
5. Yesung ~ Real name is Kim JoongWoon ~ He is one of the three main vocals. He was winner on Immortal Songs 2. Was born in 1984. He has somewhat chubby face and is one of the taller members. But man, his voice… His voice is AMAZING. When he sings you know it’s him. He is also in Super Junior KRY (with Kyuhyun and Ryeowook). They always call him the weird one haha. If you see someone around turtles (he has three), bugs etc. with that unique ( bushy?) hair, that’s probably him. xD In Explorers of the Human Body he was very confident but always failed at his challenges haha. He is currently enlisted in Military so he wasn’t on last SuJu album, ಥ_ಥ
6. Kang-in or the real name is Kim YoungWoon. He was born in 1985. He is known for his strength. He’s is one of the bigger guys in the group. He is also very funny. Was in military. The members are all scared of him when he gets mad, although he’s actually really hilarious and sweet. He really has beautiful voice.
7. Shindong- or Shin DongHee. He was born in 1985 and is damn great Dancer. ~ Lead Rapper. He is also one of the bigger guys in the group. But his sense of humor is really cute. Usually he is the mood maker. Probably the easiest to tell apart because he’s “chubby” and is always teased about it haha. But he is super hilarious and I think is very cute. He choreographed many of the groups’ dances along with Eunhyuk. ♥ Going to military this year together with Sungmin. :(
8. Sungmin orLee SungMin. If you saw someone with blond hair, short, wearing all pink - you got your man. LOL HE LOVES PINK. It’s not even joke. xD He is super like super-duper cute. Also does Martial Arts. One of the lead singers. He is just as girly as Heechul hahaha. People (and members) have voted him as the member with the best booty. xD. Oh yea, he is the only married member. xD He really has strong, beautiful voice. He is member of Super Junior M.
9. Donghae or Lee DongHae. Eunhyuk’s boyfriend best friend. REALLY GOOD Dancer. Known as the second best dancer in Super Junior, after Eunhyuk. D&E unit with Eunhyuk. He is very funny, and although he was born in 1986 he is 5 years old. Seriously. He’s really a sweetheart who everyone loves. If you hate baby Hae, I am judging your existence on this planet. He doesn’t know how to lie. Kangin said, if you want to know anything about their private life, you should ask Donghae because he couldn’t lie. lol xD He is very popular with fans, and one of my faves. He likes rain so he often uploads pics and vids of it on his SNS. His nickname is “Fishy”. That damn body tho…Did I mention how effin handsome he is???
10. Siwon or Choi SiWon. Siwon is the richest lol. He can buy SM :O hahah He is known for his infamous hand gestures. Very polite. Muscular. Model. And those damn DIMPLES! >.< He is the tallest member and damn he has the sexiest abs. Definitely has the the best body and is very handsome (VERY). ”Shibrows” (ELFs know hhaha). Siwon is the most religious member of Super Junior. He’s trying to convert Heechul for years. What a failure. LOL He’s very conservative. He is a skinship addict. He loves to hug or ask his members for a kiss. *cough* EunSiHae *cough*
11. Ryeowook or Kim RyeoWook. He is SO DAMN CUTE. He used to be the youngest member until Kyuhyun was added to the group. THAT DAMN VOICE He’s one of the main vocalists and his voice isn’t hard to recognize. He is pretty shy. The one with those unique cheekbones? Yup, that’s him. He cries very easily as well. He’s very short (the shortest one, he once said he is even shorter than EXO’s Kyungsoo lol xD) and is just tiny overall. Ryeowook likes cooking, and often takes care of his hyungs by cooking for them. His nickname is ”eternal maknae” because of his looks. He loves giraffes lol. He really has unique looks and unique voice, theres no way to miss him. xD Make up king xDD He is adorable overall.
12. Kibum or Kim Kibum. He is on ”hiatus” - pursuing his acting career so he kinda is in suju but not really… Who knows. *sighs* He was pretty quiet even when he participated in SuJu activities. He lived in the US for a few years, and has fairly good English. He has an IQ of 138. :O
13. Kyuhyun- or Cho Kyu Hyun. He was born in 1988 and is maknae. (May I add EVIL maknae). Main Vocalist. His voice could melt the heart of any living person. He is also in Super Junior KRY and SuJu-M. Although he is the youngest member, he doesn’t look/act like it. LOL He was added to SuJu a year after the group debuted, but he fits right in. If you see someone non-stop on their computer playing games - that’s him. He plays so many games that people call him Gamekyu. He’s very witty and funny. He is the type to hold grudges haha. A lot of people call him “evil” because he plays so many tricks on the other members. He is very tall, and very attractive as well, may I add. He has that ”manly” image written all over him. xD Kyuhyun is a recipient of the President’s Award as he showed excellent results in a Math Olympiad. He has his solo album. ^^
14. ZhouMi - One of the two Chinese members. He is part only of Super Junior M. He was born in1986. Main vocalist in SuJu-M. He is gentleman Mimi. Has solo album. Very tall and handsome. Zhoumi has a nickname “Siwon” since he looks like him. Some say he looks like a combination of Siwon, Kyuhyun and Leeteuk. He’s SJ-M’s Mandarin teacher. He’s big fan of fashion. He has one of the most beautiful smiles you” ever see.
15. Henry orHenry Lau. He was born in 1989. He is Canadian. His skills are amazing. I mean AMAZING. He dances, sings, plays violin name it. Very talented. He’s 2nd Chinese member in Super Junior M. He speak English fluently. He speaks Chinese, Taiwanese, Cantonese, English, Korean and Japanese. He’s the only fluent English-speaker rn. Has solo albums. And OMG Henry is just the most adorable person ever. He even follows his fan club accts on twitter. He’s always so adorable towards fans.