i don't like her outfit this time

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Old friends Au:

Lil street Bean headcannons 


Even though her parents left her behind; she can’t help but miss them (She’s ten. Ten year olds miss there mums) 

She spends a lot of time debating whether or not to tell Ezra the truth about his parents (Yea she doesn’t until FAR in the future where someone tells him for her…)

She carries around a storm trooper blaster which she straps to her back; she hardly ever uses it in a fight though; she just likes to look like some what of a threat.

She doesn’t trust anyone and get’s really annoyed when Ezra does.

Over the course of knowing Ezra she obviously noticed that he had impeccable skills in acrobatics (And other force skills things). She actually grew a little jealous of it since she couldn’t make the high jumps and leaps that he could.

She’s insanely protective over Ezra; even though she can’t do much. She tries all she can to get him out of trouble when he gets into it.

She’s not that great at pick-pocketing. She’s actually been caught a few times before she managed to get herself out of it in some weird way.

the angel & the devil of hell’s kitchen

SO. I’VE BEEN TOLD THAT AKKI, POST GAME, TRANSITIONS INTO A SUCCUBUS. AND. ?????
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS? WHERE HAVE I BEEN. (recently became full time at my job, that’s where)

Anyways, here’s my take on what her new outfit would look like. Simultaneously avoiding doing commissions as well as breaking my art block. xD; whoops

I’m about to lose my shit. 

She is a child!

Yes, it appears there has been a time skip in the new designs but at most she is 12. I hate to break it to you, but a heavy chest is not common for a kid aged 12 or under.

A post on Facebook showcased the recent designs and these were two of many comments that mentioned the Sakura and Sarada chest comparison. There have been numerous remarks made on here about Sarada’s chest size too. Arguably, these posts are supposed to be considered humorous… 😒

But seriously, the “Sakura chest” argument is tired.

Fact is, Sakura has pretty decent sized breasts now too… I mean, that’s how bodies work; they tend to grow until you reach adulthood. So the statements made aren’t even making sense.

I don’t get it, because Sakura actually had a reasonable chest size in part one, she just didn’t develop rapidly (or as rapidly as fanservice characters) in part two. Keeping in mind that she was only around 15 when Shippuden began… Studio Pierrot always made her look flat and board-like in comparison to the manga, we know that. Her chest size was average on panel and her body/hips/butt were shown to be the best of the girls. Yet the anime butchered that design.

Still, why are people imposing these exhausting and unnecessary comments onto Sarada? Also, in response to Cesar (comment above):
The theory is that Sarada is Karin’s daughter… And correct me if I’m wrong, but Karin had just as “flat” a chest as Sakura, so again that statement is invalid?

It’s been proven that Sakura is Sarada’s mother… There doesn’t need to be justifications of chest size (of all things) beyond her calling Sakura “mama” and saying “shannaro”.

[Derek and Erica being BFFs? Teachers AU? You got it.]

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“Get ready.” Erica says, barging into the classroom. The few students still hanging back look at her, scared. “Not you.” She waves them off, smirks when a girl eyes her outfit curiously. “Shoo, your teacher needs some fun time, too.” The same girl giggles, leans over her shoulder to whisper something in her friend’s ear.

 Great, another gossip. Honestly, teenagers. If Derek didn’t like teaching so much he’d have quit by now.

 “Erica.” He hisses, throwing the remaining books in his bag. “Don’t you have a boyfriend to harass?”

 “I don’t harass Boyd.” She tsks, rolling her eyes. “He’s the one who gives me orgasms, why would I harass him?”

 Derek groans. Five minutes. Erica didn’t talk about sex for five minutes, that must be a new record. One would think he’d be used to it by now, he knows Erica since he was thirteen, been around for her huge ‘I love Boyd’ freak out, hugged her during their ‘break’, endured her lectures about going out and having fun and not feeling guilty because Kate Argent decided to cheat on him.

 Erica is a great friend, really. Except during those times when she isn’t, ergo now.

 “Because it’s late, I’m tired and not in the mood to go out.”

 Erica actually laughs at that, and Derek recognizes a lost cause when he sees one. “Puh-lease. You should know better.” She claps him on the shoulder, kisses his cheek. “Come on, I shouldn’t be the only one having orgasms. Let me help you out.”

 “Uh –” Someone clears their throat and Derek jumps, startled, hits his elbow on the wall and curses. “am I interrupting something?” Stiles asks, cheeks red.

 Derek looks up, sighing. Of all the people working in this damn school, Stiles had to be the one to catch him and Erica talking about sex. It’s just Derek’s luck; he spills juice on his pants? Stiles walks into the classroom; Laura starts yelling at him about something that happened when they were kids? Stiles is right behind them, waiting for coffee; Boyd accidentally throws a ball at his face? Stiles is at the E.R. when Derek gets there with a swollen face and a broken nose.

 The universe hates him.

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TONY IS THIS GUY THAT HAS AN/AWFUL/ SENSE OF TIME AND IS ALWAYS LATE TO CLASSES SO HE GOT IN TROUBLE AND GOT DETENTION

SHRIGNOLD WAS IN CHARGE OF THE VALENTINES DAY DANCE BUT MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP HORRIFICALLY AND THE ENTIRE SCHOOL REFUSES TO TALK ABOUT IT AND HE STILL GETS DETENTION TO THIS DAY

GILBERT IS THIS MUTE ASSHOLE AND WHEN SHRIGNOLD ASKED HIM HOW TO SIGN “I LOVE YOU” HE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO SIGN “SUCK MY DICK” AND WHEN HE WAS ASKED THE QUESTION “WHATS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD” IN CLASS HE ANSWERED “YOUR MOMS DICK” SO HE GOT DETENTION

COMPUTER GUY IS THIS GENIUS BOY WHOS SUPER GOOD WITH COMPUTERS AND HACKED INTO THE SCHOOLS WEBSITE AND CHANGED EVERYTHING TO COMIC SANS AND MEMES AND GOT DETENTION