i don't like her outfit this time

;; spock&uhura → smooches 💋 2/?

   ↳ Uhura: Are you sure you don’t want me to go instead?
      Spock: That would be highly illogical as I am already outfitted—
      Uhura: Spock, I was kidding.  

The Fainting Room

Month of Fanfiction - Day 11 - Smut. Fenris/f!Hawke, 2709 words, nsfw. Some ridiculous PWP set during Mark of the Assassin.

Maker damn it, those Orlesians were not kidding.

Duke Prosper had poured her two fingers of some peach liqueur—“said to enhance sensation,” he said as his gaze slithered up her décolletage like a slug—and the tiny little sips her corset allowed had seared their way down her constricted waist to pool between her legs, heating her up to the very core.

“You’re distracted, Champion,” giggled Sister Nightingale. “Something on your mind? Or should I say … someone?”

Her eyes glittered, and heat crept up Hawke’s face as she had the distinct impression that the redhead knew exactly what manner of drink swished in her tulip-shaped, short-stemmed glass.

Someone was on her mind alright. In fact, she blamed him as much as she did the blush-coloured liquid in her hand: they’d been at it like nugs since he’d returned to her, and the couple of days it had taken them to travel to the Vimmark Mountains had felt like another three years altogether.

Romantic getaway, my arse, she thought. So far it had been more of an exercise in self-denial and discipline. Now instead of looking for a way inside the castle, she found herself stealing glances around the garden in hopes of catching a shock of silver hair.

Likely playing cards with Varric somewhere, the truant, while the silk of her stockings was sizzling off her legs from the heat underneath her skirts—

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I have spent the better part of the past 2-ish weeks working on this, and omgosh I’m so glad to see it done! \\ ٩( ᐛ )و //  
The idea here was to try and design kimono ensembles for each gal basing them on their main outfits/colors and taking my interpretation of their personalities into account. I’m not sure that I actually ‘nailed it’ with these designs, but I had a lot of fun! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*

Happy Halloween from these little titan babies!

(I pretty much never color things. But I do like making lame jokes and puns a lot.)

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry if some fans don't like this Era but I find it refreshing that there are more articles ranking her songs rather than her Exes, friends or outfits.

Yeah, right now … the media had no choice but to stay pretty much on the topic of her music most of the time cause they have nothing else. I bet that is a refreshing change for Taylor

chansoldoll  asked:

What Lmao how can you not love fish, I mean she's the embodiment of a strong woman who knows who she is and what she's about and go get it.. Like what's wrong with that she's a fucking badass man, have they seen her outfits, entrances and how she speaks like if that's not a queen I don't know what is...

preach. she’s literally one of the best female characters we could ever ask for and literally the only crime there is is that she doesn’t get enough screen time.

I mean every time she comes on screen I’m practically already on my knees

okay okay so in class we’re watching the feminist frequency video about sexualized NPC characters in video games and she uses mass effect as a way to show that even if you play as femshep things like getting a dance from Asari hookers still happen and like, I get her point, right? But at the same time, there are so many mentions in the game about how the Asari are actively working to remove this stereotype from their people and the men who objectify them are vilified? Also, not to mention that while the Asari have this stereotype in-universe, no one uses this against them when they are not in sex work positions. 

you can’t use ME as an example for these things because some aspects of ME actually exist to subvert these tropes. If you want to rat on ME for sexist tropes, even oversexualization of NPCs and characters (let’s be real here: every shot of Miranda exists to be a shot of her ass, and don’t get me started on Jack’s outfits) there are actually a ton, but the Asari hookers are a horrible example to use because they’re supposed to highlight the problems of the male gaze in universe. That’s my opinion, anyways. 

(it should also be mentioned that the Asari hooker dances do absolutely nothing to give you benefits, unlike other games that impose the “background characters for sex” trope or whatever she calls it)

the angel & the devil of hell’s kitchen

Natza Drabble - Sometimes, Erza needs a Pick-Me-Up
  • Gray: You been awfully quiet lately about the "shopping sprees" Erza drags you on.
  • Natsu: ...
  • Gray: C'mon, what's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
  • Happy: I don't have Natsu's tongue, aye! But Erza's got his "little buddy" wrapped around her finger~.
  • Gray: ... Don't tell me she found some skimpy outfits Flamebrain ACTUALLY LIKES.
  • Happy: Well, um... No, not really...
  • Natsu: *slams a winged fish on the counter*
  • Happy: I SAID TOO MUUUCH! T_T *flees in terror*
  • Natsu: *smirk*
  • Gray: Geez, since when do you like to keep all private?
  • Natsu: None of your business, Stripper. That's between me, Erza, the customer service people, mall security, and Gramps.
  • Gray: *twitch*
  • ~*~
  • Lucy: I don't get it! You tank a meteor and you're FINE, but you spar a little with Natsu, and-
  • Erza: *wincing as she's sitting down* Umm... wasn't sparring this time. We were out shopping. ^^;
  • Lucy: o.o SHOPPING. What the hell did he... don't tell me...
  • Erza: I just wanted a little pick-me-up! Natsu usually compliments me on whatever outfits I choose, so I wanted to give him a show~. Next thing I know, he barges into the changing room, we get a little physical, and mall security comes to kick us out!
  • Lucy: A... A "little" physical, you say. How much got destroyed in your roughhousing?!
  • Erza: *cheeks couldn't be any pinker* W-We might've brought down the whole changing room area... might've let a few children see things they shouldn't have... ^^;
  • Lucy: And you didn't stop him?!
  • Erza: But he was sooo good! I might've wanted a break, but... but I didn't wanna STOP! T_T
  • Lucy: *huffs* You two are incorrigible...

grace-lin-designs  asked:

Hey!!! I just discovered that you were taking requests and here is one (and no pressure if you don't have time or something ). If you do have time, can you please do Agatha as a badass female warrior (I just wished I could see more of Agatha being more like Agatha in the later books) and I dk about Tedros or Sophie. Lol, add them in there too!

Yes! I’ve always wanted a much more badass agatha so here! I see her as more of a mage then a traditional warrior, so I kinda drew her as that (I really miss witch!agatha) I couldn’t really go super in detail because I sort of had to think through the outfit a lot to design a new one, which was hard, but I’m satisfied. Chibi Tedros and Sophie have been added in, I hope this is good enough :)


Hair aside, I’m still having a hard time figuring out exactly what’s different on the non-customized Lana model (other than her being paler and her her eyes glowing like Michael Jackson at the end of Thriller) It’s a little less jarring in cut scenes at least (although I actually adore her KotFE outfit. She rocks that scarf like nobody’s business!)

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS? WHERE HAVE I BEEN. (recently became full time at my job, that’s where)

Anyways, here’s my take on what her new outfit would look like. Simultaneously avoiding doing commissions as well as breaking my art block. xD; whoops


The Lady and The Chauffeur- Four Outfits [4/4]

The Chauffeur’s Livery

anonymous asked:

Oh yo thanks man! It'd be awesome to get a better look at what kanaya was wearing in it, i could kinda see the others outfits but hers i couldn't get a grip on- so if you ever have some like spare time or something I'd really appreciate it.! But of course you don't have too-- and there's no rush of course ((love your art btw, I'm obsessed with your characters and your style in general))

Thank you so much!!!
I did this design for her, with a green brocade corset with chinese butons, flared skirt and women laced shoes.
You can change the veil for a thin knotted shirt too (or the camp sgrub t-shirt, but she looked prettier to me this way XDDD)

INTP-ENFP One Last Awkward Interaction
  • INTP and ENFP are meeting for the first time in a few months.
  • ENFP: So, INTP...
  • INTP: Yes.
  • ENFP: What was it like after I left?
  • ENFP: Did you take it really hard, not having me around?
  • INTP: It was awful.
  • INTP: I cried.
  • INTP: A lot.
  • ENFP: You did not, shut up.
  • INTP: ESFP held me most of the time. I cried on her shoulder, most days.
  • ENFP: You're such a jerk! \(*^▽^*)/
  • ENFP: Hey, I like your tie!
  • INTP: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I'm really mad about the fact that this outfit is really smashing, yet the gown covers everything, so you really don't even get to see it.
  • ENFP: Oh my god, me too.
  • ENFP: I mean, look at this dress. I want some of the poofs to be visible, you know!
  • INTP: Mmm. A tragic shame.
  • ENFP: How am I supposed to woo all the guys.
  • INTP: Okay.
  • ENFP: And especially.
  • INTP: No.
  • ENFP: How am I
  • INTP: Stop.
  • ENFP: Supposed
  • INTP: Don't.
  • ENFP: To woo YOU??
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: *Sigh*
  • ENFP: Yeah, I haven't changed--
  • INTP: No, I know.
  • ENFP: ヾ(@⌒▽⌒@)ノ
  • INTP: (⊙_◎)

honey-nut-queerio  asked:


i know this!
i kind of remember what she looks like? mostly i know she’s cute

google time

cutest shit??? I was right???

do i like her???: of COURSE

why: those boots don’t Need to be that big, her legs are obviously smaller, which means that it’s an ADORABLE style choice

everything about this outfit is actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen? If i had a small child i would be willing to pay a large amount of money to buy a child version of this because I think it would actually maximize the possible cuteness????

anonymous asked:

Rachel is a bit of a worry merchant, how does she deal with the fact that babies are really never too far from...well, death. I mean there are things like SIDS and stuff. Dos she not end up trying to wrap her baby in a bubble and staying up all night to make sure she is ok?

It’s certainly a learning curve. At first, she just wants to outfit Callie in protective padding and watch over her twenty-four-seven to prevent anything bad from ever happening to her. Obviously, that isn’t feasible. :P

Really, it just takes time for her to settle into motherhood with Quinn and stop overreacting to every little imagined issue that might potentially arise. And even then, she’s always worrying about Callie to some degree because that’s what moms do. 

Daredevil {Sentence Starters}
  • "Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
  • "It's people like this that wanna keep you down. Keep you afraid."
  • "You promised me you weren't gonna kill anyone."
  • "You know how many times people have threatened me?"
  • "Are you there? Can you hear me?"
  • "I figured you'd find out sooner or later."
  • "You don't know what's going on in your own backyard."
  • "Kick him. Kick him!"
  • "I found you half dead! More than half."
  • "I tried to learn from them, but it isn't always enough."
  • "I am not here to threaten you. I'm here to kill you."
  • "You don't get to be the man on top without making enemies looking to tear you down."
  • "Don't move. You've been shot."
  • "That's not something that I can forgive."
  • "I'd like to have a conversation with you. Off the record of course."
  • "Excuse me, is this room 312?"
  • "You've been asking about me. I thought it was time we spoke."
  • "What am I supposed to do? How do I stop him?"
  • "You've done everything you can. A lot you probably shouldn't have."
  • "You embarrassed me. You embarrassed me in front of her."
  • "Lawyer by day, vigilante by night. The hell does that work?"
  • "That sounds pretty bad, but I don't speak asshole."
  • "Are you going to listen to me this time?"
  • "Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."