i don't know. i was bored

Hello yes my heart is ready to be taken

Questions to ask me!
  1. How are you doing today?
  2. How tall are you?
  3. What color are your eyes?
  4. What is your zodiac sign?
  5. When is your birthday?
  6. What is your sexual orientation?
  7. Do you have/want any tattoos?
  8. Do you have/want any piercings?
  9. Who is your best friend?
  10. What makes you happy?
  11. What are your top 5 favorite bands?
  12. What are your top 5 favorite songs?
  13. What are your favorite song lyrics right now?
  14. What are your top 5 favorite movies?
  15. What are your top 5 favorite TV shows?
  16. Favorite blog?
  17. Favorite color?
  18. Favorite book?
  19. Favorite animal?
  20. Favorite food?
  21. Are you a vegetarian?
  22. Biggest pet peeve?
  23. Are you single?
  24. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
  25. Describe your crush?
  26. Describe your dream girl/guy?
  27. Who was the last person you held hands with?
  28. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
  29. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  30. Random fact about yourself?
  31. Do you play any instruments?
  32. What are you bad habits?
  33. Do you smoke, drink or do any drugs?
  34. Are you outgoing or shy?
  35. Do you have trust issues?
  36. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
  37. Where are you from?
  38. Where would you like to travel?
  39. Have you ever been arrested?
  40. What pisses you off?
  41. What turns you on?
  42. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
  43. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
  44. Do you believe in life on other planets?
  45. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  46. Do you believe in ghosts?
  47. Are you afraid of the dark?
  48. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
  49. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
  50. Do you regret anything from your past?

Hey to all those people telling people “ it’s not so bad, just power through the cramps” when they're on their period because it’s not an excuse to miss school/work etc.!

I had bad cramps today, but I tried to “power through it” and went to class anyways, even though my grandmother had to drive me because I couldn’t walk to the bus.

I tried to “power through it” when I started to feel like I was going to throw up in the middle of my lecture, leaving to take a walk outside in the cold to try and clear my head, even though walking made my right side feel as though it was being ripped in two.

I tried to “power through it” when I started getting cold sweat all over my body, taking off my sweater and then putting it back on two seconds later because my body couldn’t decide if it was hot or cold.

 I tried to “power through it” when spots started to appear in my vision, and just kept walking towards the exit.

I tried to “power through it” when I started to dry heave, and started walking faster.

I tried to “power through it” when my ears started ringing and the spots took over my vision and I was so so hot but shivering and my side felt on fire and twisted into knots and stabbed all at once.

I tried to power through it to the point where I collapsed in the middle of my college hallway. A stranger brought me to Outreach Services, where I lay on the floor, vomiting, for an hour until somebody could pick me up and take me home.

The school paramedics told me that I had passed out because I put too much stress on my already taxed body. My body was taxed because of hormonal fluctuations and blood loss aka my period.

Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. In the past when I’ve had cramps like this, I’ve stayed in bed and eaten strawberries and watched MASH all day.

So don’t you DARE tell me that you should “power through the cramps and do it anyways”. Powering through made me pass out. Powering through made me have to be wheeled out of the school in a wheelchair because I couldn’t keep my balance to walk. Powering through made my grandmother with osteoporosis and a tendency to panic have to come pick me up from school and help me up the stairs and almost break her hip when I started to collapse backwards on the front steps. Powering through made my 13 year old brother have to supervise me while I took a bath because I was afraid I would pass out and drown (he was super sweet about it actually; we closed the curtain and he read me Voyage of the Dawn Treader). Powering through made my mother who works to support our family pretty much on her own have to take time off work to come home and make sure I was okay.

In conclusion; If someone feels crappy because of their period cramps, leave them alone. Don’t make them do things anyways, because you might make it worse. And definitely don’t make them feel bad for not wanting to do things because of cramps; that’s the reason I even got out of bed this morning. Be nice to people on their period. Possibly buy them chocolate or painkillers. Nut don’t make them do things when they have cramps, and definitely don’t tell them “it’s nothing, power through” because cramps? Cramps can be one of the worst things you could possibly imagine.

Seriously. Fuck you all.

what if...

the winter soldier gets triggered but instead of hurting or killing people, he just becomes really passive aggressive and generally dickish to everyone.

  • he refills the salt shaker with sugar
  • “i’m so sorry, i didn’t mean to spill my drink all over your lap”
  • stealths through the living room and unplugs the tv 5 minutes before your favorite show is about to start
  • you think it’s just the tv remote and go to get new batteries only to find bucky’s replaced all the new batteries with dead ones
  • he deletes all your shows and timers on the dvr
  • but does it slowly, 1 or 2 at a time, so you just think something’s wrong with the dvr
  • can’t find your toothbrush. bucky took it to clean his guns
  • waits until you get in the shower to start the dishwasher
  • double dips in the fondue
  • writes his name on every food item in the house, even the stuff he didn’t buy
  • “this is my fruit bowl. no one is allowed to eat from it but me”
  • sees you washing a load of white clothes. throws his red shirt in
  • takes up playing the kazoo
  • best time to practice it is at 3 am. says it helps with his insomnia
  • all toilet paper in the house has disappeared
  • fills the candy dish in the kitchen with sugar free gummy bears
  • “i don’t :) know why :) you’re so :) upset :)”
2

a soft and beautiful man and the sharp asshole that lives in his house

2

“What do you think that cloud looks like? It kind of looks like a tomato to me.”

“I think it looks like a shoe.”

“….Okay, what about that one?”

“…Another shoe.”

“Are you looking at the same cloud?”

“No, they all just kind of look like shoes to me.”

Introductions
  • Miss Peregrine: Jake now that you've met all the children, let's see the garden.
  • Jake: What about Enoch?
  • Hugh: Oh well he-
  • Enoch: *flounces into the room slamming the door open*
  • Emma: Why are you-
  • Enoch: *dramatically rips off cape and puts on a dark look*
  • Millard: Where did you even find-
  • Enoch: I... am Enoch.

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