i don't know wtf i'm talking about lol

The last things the signs texted me
  • Aries: "Yeah well, they aren't dumb but they are. You know what I'm trying to say?"
  • Taurus: "WAATTER THOOOOOOSE."
  • Gemini: "Wtf?!"
  • Cancer: "I don't really want to be mean again but he deserves it, I mean we just talked about this."
  • Leo: "but what if my boss is scary and I find it sexy, what then, HUH?"
  • Virgo: "Haha. No."
  • Libra: "Are you going to eat soup?" *five minutes later* "Are you going to eat soup?"
  • Scorpio: "We were awesome."
  • Sagittarius: "Parties are overrated, or at least his are."
  • Capricorn: "YOU WELCOME!"
  • Aquarius: "lol I don't care."
  • Pisces: "Pls. Pls halp."