i don't know why this is yellow

I don’t know what to say about all these pictures of Sans with a glowing penis…… Why. just Why. xD
everytime I see a pic like this, I just can’t take it seriously.
to me, if he really had this “thing”, he would only make stupid things with it like… idk, being a lamp. yeah.
and then he would probably make an epilepsy because of it xD
but Hey, I’m not juging. do whatever you like. (even if drawing a skeleton with a glowing penis is a liiiittle weird. Just a little.)


I’m sorry the quality is terrible… I draw with my 3ds (and as you can see, the quality is bad) and I make the animation with my phone so… I don’t use very professional stuff xD but you get the idea-

Excuse me, but- Who cares if Jack’s skin tone changed? For one, I think it’s actually a LITTLE BIT of a good thing. Here’s the reasons why and how it’s logical for his skin to change.

Not all Asians are yellow.

Skin tones can change over time.

And are we forgetting the fact that Jack is mentally ill, and hallucinating? He’s been put through much stress, and pain over time and trying to keep his mind together after pretty much no longer knowing where he is or WHEN he is.

Pretty sure that’d make anyone’s skin look a little pale from dealing with that kind of shit.

ALSO! Let’s see these two images from the previous seasons here:

Here’s early Jack, back when he first met his Scot friend I think.

And here’s a later image of Jack.

But most importantly!

Why the fuck are we fighting about skin tones, when we really should just be happy and celebrating the fact that the show is back for its last season. And that everyone came together and worked SO HARD to keep the style of the animation, and even the original voice actors back together for the show. 

Seriously people, chill the fuck out.

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME [1/5] Favorite Friendships Vaneza Oliveira & Rodolfo Valente

↳ “That’s why in real life we also don’t like each other.”

Apropos of general rebellion talk, one of my headcanons for the Inevitable Pearl Uprising goes a bit like this:

Yellow Pearl: [accidentally kickstarts long-brewing social movement while trying to impress her blue girlfriend, Homeworld’s #1 Renegade Fan]

Pearl: …honestly this is very #relatable. Let me help you out.

Blue Pearl: [the tiniest and most precious of smiles]

All I want in life is Bruce’s built up tension bursting out at the littlest things. Alfred warned him- he had to let it out before he exploded but nooooooooo he’s the big bad bat…

“Maybe if I go into space I can absorb the yellow sun’s-”
“whY DO YOU CALL IT THE YELLOW SUN ITS JUST THE FREAKING SUN! YOU ARE ON EARTH, YOU WERE LITERALLY RAISED HERE WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE YOU’RE STI-”

“Hey darlin-”
“I AM NOT YOUR DARLING SELINA YOUR A THEIF I DON’T DATE CRIMINALS NO MATTER HOW CUTE THEY ARE YOU NEED TO LEAVE!”
“Jesus, fine, I’ll catch you another time!”

“Hey b-man!”
“ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!! ARE YOU SERIOUS ‘HEY B-MAN’?! THATS ALL I GET I RAISED YOU FOR HOW MANY YEARS I SWEAR TO GOD DICK I WILL-”

“Bruce i need help with this-”
“OH YOU NEED HELP?!?! YOU NEED HELP???? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SMART ONE TIM BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE LITERALLY ALWAYS IN NEED OF HELP LOOK AT YOU YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SLEPT IN LIKE-”

“Bruce, chill, I think you’re giving Tim a heart attack!”
“A HEART ATTACK?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES MY HEART HAS BEEN ATTACKED BUT HIS HEART IS IN DANGER?! SPEAKING OF ATTACKS YOU DARE TALK TO ME ABOUT INJURING SOMEONE WHEN OUT OF ANYONE IN GOTHAM, YOU HAVE HURT THE MOST-”

“Woo-”
“WOOF WOOF WOOF ALL YOU DO IS BARK! WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING OFF TO?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU’RE A DOG WHERE DO YOU POSSIBLY NEED TO BE IN SUCH A HURRY-”

“Father I heard you were in a bad mood-”
“BAD MOOD?! BAD MOOOOOD?! WHY WOULD I BE IN A BAD MOOD I ONLY JUST ENDURED YEARS OF TORTURE AND RAISED 50 CHILDREN WHO DO NOT APPRECIATE ME-… is that a flower?”
“Yes, father, Alfred told me these were your favorites. I… I may not be good with interacting outside of the field but… I thought this might help?”
“… yes, thank you Damian. I’m sorry for yelling at you.”
“It’s quite alright father, I understand.”

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I was never the hero you wanted me to be.

Tattoo
Spencer Radcliffe
Tattoo

“Last night in my sleep I dreamed your friends hated me back when we were dating and things seemed less dumb
The last time that I saw you I had got a new tattoo I wanted to show you but why would you care?
I have your dads yellow cup holder when we’re 25 years older meet me in a parking lot we’ll hand it off
Last night in my sleep I dreamed your friends hated me back when we were dating and life seemed so fun”

You Don’t Know Jack (4/?)

Well this suddenly felt relevant. Short excerpt, continuing from these three.

~

“Danny! What happened?” Mom, framed in butter yellow light, staring at him.

She must mean his face, Danny realized, and he pawed at it self-consciously. His puffy right eye and the big swollen thing that had to be his nose ached sharply in protest. “Flew into s’m walls, I guess,” he mumbled, not looking her in the eye.

“Flying? Sweetie, what are you talking about?”

That’s right; that’s why he’d come back here - no matter what dumb old Vlad said about drinks and flying.

Maddie drew back. He heard the shock in her voice, but it had little effect on his dulled senses. One point for intoxication. “Have you been drinking?”

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         ‘ it feels so damn good to finally be back in new york ! i’ve missed my bed, and the korean food, and the busy streets, and all these yellow cabs everywhere ! i would kiss the ground, but that’s so unsanitary why would i even think of that ? anyways, i spent a long week in bora bora and now i feel like i could take on every challenge that might come my way, but enough about me. how have you been ? any good parties i should know about ? ’