i don't know why i laugh at this so much

I’m watching Bonds, and this Zero Tails monster is trying to piss Naruto off and make him go into rage Kyuubi mode. He takes over Amaru’s body and attacks everybody. He even hurts Sakura really bad right in front of Naruto. 

And I’m thinking to myself “Noo, that’s not how you do it. You have to say the S word.” 

See? It’s not working. Use the S word!

Silly Zero Tails, that’s not a way to do it.

It’s not working at all! Use the S word, seriously!

OH SHIT! HE DID IT! HE USED THE S WORD!

Aaaaand there it is. Now you’re gonna see some serious rage.

No, but you see, my problem isn’t just the song per se, it’s that I have it on repeat and I just keep seeing Louis? Harry sings and sings and I see flashes of Louis, black&white Louis, younger, older, smiling, running, drinking his tea, kicking a ball, laughing, being soft, playing Fifa, rubbing his tired eyes, talking excitedly about something, but mostly smiling, smiling sweet, soft, pure, smiling in a lot of places, for a lot of reasons, that happy smile of his, you know? And then I hear Harry’s voice again, you bring me home, and Louis is there, smiling with his hand held out, rope on his wrist, and I start crying all over again.

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17/07/1996 i’ve marked this date as the best day in history because the loml (jeon wonwoo) was born h o l y m o l y
i mean it’s not like he’s going to see this but if he can’t know how much he means to me then everyone else should :,))

so to celebrate his birthday i’m going to make a big list of reasons why i love wonwoo and why he’s the sweetest person ever
* his laugh
* his nose crinkle
* his little clap when he thinks things are extremely funny
* he sometimes doesn’t even make sound when he laughs he just crinkles his nose and claps
* his smile
* literally it’s my favorite thing about him
* his love for books
* something i can relate to and also it just makes me so happy when he talks about his favorite books like i just love it
* i mean remember that time he swung for hoshi bcs he threw one of his books
* his love for plushies
* omg it makes me so soft :’)
* when a fan gives him a plushy at fanmeets he’s so happy and smiles a genuine smile bcs they make him happy
* his hands
* they’re so fragile and small
* like they’re not small in size but like you get what i mean hopefully
* his sense of humor omg
* i get that people make fun of his dad jokes but like i genuinely find his jokes funny
* probably one of the reasons he’s my ult tbh
* and he finds himself funny and it’s so cute man ah
* his rapping
* like the fact this this fluffy cute guy that loves reading and plushies can literally spit fire amazes me
* and his lyrics woah r i p
* his singing
* you can tell he loves singing like he gets so happy when he sings and it’s the purest thing ever
* and when he sings everyone else is happy bcs he is happy
* his dancing
* i can’t even he’s so talented and underrated like this boy can dance
* his dorkiness
* he’s literally the definition of dork
* especially if you put him with soonyoung they’re like partners in crime i-
* the fact that his favorite fruit is pomegranate
* i love pomegranate.
* his love for his fellow members
* and i don’t mean like omg i ship them all together xx my OTP are my world!1!2
* i mean that he rlly does love those boys and it’s so genuine and cute
* the fact that he holds his microphone differently depending on if he’s singing or rapping
* that’s not even a rare thing i just love it
* i also just love him like all of him everything about him i love
* he’s just
* amazing and i honestly this is so cheesy aah but i’m so grateful to have him as my ult rlly

I Feel Like Monty
  • Author: @tidalg
  • Character: Montgomery De La Cruz
  • Word Count: 1003
  • Warnings: Slapping
  • Notes: This is my first ever imagine I don't know if I will write another depends on how well this goes and if I have inspiration, but if you like let me know!
  • “What do I tell him?” I said to Sheri asked as we walked down the corridor of Liberty High’s student filled hallways. “The only thing you can tell him is the truth girl don't sweat it he won't even be upset” Sheri replied. “You know what you're right I just have to tell him the truth” “Good luck girl, I have to go to tutoring in the library I'll see you later,” and with that, she left. I took a deep breath as I walked into my third period knowing I would see Monty. “Hey, babe” Monty greeted me with a hug and a quick peck. “Hi Mon, how was practice?” I asked him as we walked over to our seats. “Good, there’s no way we won't beat the Tigers at Friday night's game” I cringed at the name of the school we were versing this upcoming weekend. “You okay?” he asked me after he saw the face I made at his statement “Yeah baby I'm fine, hey do you want to hang out after practice today?” “Yeah sure, but only if you help me with my homework I have to get my grades up before this game” “Of course baby” I gave him a quick kiss on the lips before turning around in my chair as the bell rang signaling that class was starting. Throughout the rest of the period and the day, I could not stop replaying the scene in my head of that day Sheri asked me to go to the mall with her so she could get an outfit for the party after the game on Friday that was going to be most likely at Bryce's house whether our team wins or not there’s always a party so I agreed. I decided to buy a new dress that fit my body perfectly to wear to the party knowing it would drive Monty crazy hoping it would lead to something more we haven't had sex in a couple weeks since he's been practicing and studying so much to keep his grades up. As me and Sheri walked through the mall a couple of girls walked up to us confused I asked: “Can I help you?” “Yeah, actually you can tell De La Cruz that I'll be at the game Friday and he knows where to find me” the one in the front replied flirtatiously. “Excuse me do you know Montgomery?” “Do I know him?” she laughed back, I furrowed my eyebrows still confused “I still don't know what you're trying to say” “I know him pretty well actually we hooked up after the game last year” finally realizing she was a Tiger cheerleader. By now I was angry of course I knew that Monty had hooked up with a lot of girls, but never thought I would have a run-in with one of them. “Y/N let's go she's just another one of his hookups she doesn't mean anything" Sheri said while trying to pull me away, but I didn't move instead I decided to fire back at the girl "You might have hooked up with Montgomery last year, but not this year he will be leaving with his girlfriend" putting emphasis on girlfriend getting ready to walk away, but the girl kept going "We'll see about that once he sees me and remembers our night with my hands running all over his abs and leaving wet sloppy kisses down his chest-" before she could say anything else I slapped her. I was surprised at my actions I never got mad that fast or would even think about hitting someone, but I was tired of her talking about MY boyfriend like that Monty was a different person now and everyone could see that. “Okay let's go NOW” Sheri said as she pulled me away from the now red faced girl “What happened back there?” “I don’t know I guess I got jealous” “You guess? I've never seen you like that you're always so nice to people” “Oh god, I feel like Monty I don’t go around hitting people or fighting at all he does. What am I gonna tell him, Sheri?” “Don’t worry about it just tell him after school tomorrow”. For the rest of the night and that day I tried to come up with a thousand ways on how to tell my boyfriend I slapped one of the girls, he had previously hooked up before. Would he want to leave me? Think I was some crazy jealous girlfriend? I was pulled out of my thoughts by a knock on my bedroom door. I opened it revealing a tired and sweaty Monty “Hey” he said as he entered my room with a signature hug and kiss. He walked over to my bed pulling out his homework he looked up when he realized I hadn't moved from the doorway “What's wrong? Are you okay?” he quickly got up walking over to me “Can we talk about something?” “Of course” he started to become nervous. After, telling him what happened I tried to read his face for an answer, but nothing “Can you say something?” I demanded more than questioned “I’m just surprised usually you're the one stopping me from hitting a kid if he looks at you the wrong way” “I know I was surprised too so you're not mad?” “No why would I be mad? You stood up for yourself and for me, plus it’s kinda hot” he said laughing “Shut up” I said lightly hitting him “Hey! don't go hitting me now” he joked “I’m never going to hear the end of this” “No you won't, but thank you for sticking up for me I love you” Monty said while pulling me in for a kiss “I love you too” “As much as I love you and would love to make out I have a ton of homework” he sighed as I just giggled walking over to the bed to help him with his schoolwork.
My sister had this conversation on a date tonight:
  • Guy: i hope you're not a feminist
  • Sister: ...why
  • Guy: it's just a stupid trend that everyone is jumping on
  • *interlude*
  • Guy: I don't know why you're going back to school, you're never going to make as much as a man so you should just stay home
  • Sister: *shoving breadsticks into Prada bag* I have to go find feminism

anonymous asked:

Ngl, I first thought that room you talk so much about was some kind of sexual one and I honestly don't know why.

Dark’s lips spread as he let an easy flower laugh clamber from him. It flew across the desk, it played along their skin, before sucking away into nonexistence as his lips closed again. Allowing the sound to fester, he broadened his chest.

“It can be whatever I desire it to be. The Persuasion Room is not limited to a certain genre, make no mistake.”

It always makes me laugh when Yennefer confronts Avallac'h about what they found in his lab and she accuses him of being obsessed with Ciri, to which he replies “I’m obsessed?” Almost like he’s trying to insinuate that Yens the obsessive one. Like, no dude, YOU are the one with all those drawings of Ciri hidden away in your secret man cave.

So I saw the post rolling around about the “eye patch,” and I got to thinking. I love the thought of introducing Jaal to puns. Especially since I doubt that puns would translate.

So you’re on Eos, wandering around Prodromos with Jaal and like. Maybe Liam. And Ryder turns on the two and goes, “You know, in the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?””

Finger guns.

Liam’s laughing his ass off and Jaal is just slowly squinting and going “Are you well. Are you two injured. Do I need to call Dr. T’Perro. What is going on here??????”