i don't know why i just need it

Merlin deleted scenes otherwise known as:

“Julian, it’s just too gay, we’ve got to cut it, I’m sorry.”

I’m just … . tired. I’m tired of sleep schedules and sleep trackers and having people judge me and trying to explain myself every 15 seconds as to WHY I have this and this and that. I’m tired of people calling my blue light filters stupid and I’m tired of being told I just need to drink milk and get off the computer. I’m tired of constantly saying I’m tired and trying to explain that yes, I did go to bed at 10 PM, but no, I didn’t get to sleep until 4 AM. I’m tired of being dismissed because people assume I’m always on my phone in bed and hurr durr technology bad fire scary thomas edison was a witch and these young people are ruining America. (I wouldn’t even sleep with my phone within 5 feet of me if I didn’t need a sleep tracker). I’m also tired of running out of my emergency sleep meds whenever I need them. I am just … tired

I’ll go to bed early.
—  A Ravenclaw who will most certainly not go to bed early 
  • Ravenclaw: I feel trapped.
  • Hufflepuff: We're in the middle of an open field.
  • Ravenclaw: No, I feel trapped in this moment in my life. Where am I going? What am I doing? And how am I going to get to where I want to be?
  • Hufflepuff: We're going to charms class, we're going to be doing charms work, and usually hard work and dedication. Try to think in the now.
  • Ravenclaw: Well, in the now I'm contemplating an assault on you.
  • Hufflepuff: At least you're thinking about here and now!

@arabian-batboy said: Can you write something where Bruce comes across Jason in an alley after his resurrection but before Talia took him in & since he couldn’t talk at that time (& because he’s supposed to be dead) Bruce thinks it’s just a hallucination and just leaves him?


It had been a long time since Bruce was afraid of ghosts, mostly because they never left him alone. If this one seemed more real than usual, hey, it had been a rough day.

Always was, this time of year. 

April 27th. Bruce liked to think he was getting better— maybe some year he wouldn’t find himself lurking in Crime Alley on today, the anniversary of Jason’s death— but he wasn’t there yet.

It made sense. How was he supposed to forget Jason? That was what it would take, Bruce knew, to leave the guilt behind. Every time Jason crossed his mind, it all came crashing back: the grief and shame and pain in his chest. 

Flashbacks, sometimes. Hallucinations.

He wasn’t particularly surprised to see his dead son lying on the cobblestones. It was bound to happen today. 

Bruce took a deep breath. It was time for another hell ride through his own subconsciousness. What would it be this time?

Older, he thought— this Jason looked older, the age he would be if he had lived. That was normal; Bruce spent a lot of time imagining Jason alive and growing up. This Jason looked like he had been on the street for a long time, and Bruce could explain that too; they’d met on this spot when Jason was young and homeless. Of course he was remembering that day. 

Bruce blinked away the image of Jason, small and defiant, sprinting towards the mouth of the alley with his tire iron. Who hit the Batman with a tire iron? Jason did. Jason was…

Well, Jason was dead. Jason had been extraordinary— brave, bright, explosive, kind— but he was gone, and the illusion on the pavement was just that: an illusion. A memory. Bruce’s mind playing tricks.

The punishment he deserved. He could feel it beginning like it always did, his heartbeat pounding in his ears, his fingertips, his chest, rooting him to the stone underneath him until he couldn’t run— not that he should run. He hadn’t saved Jason. The least he could do was feel it.

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I really don’t understand how everyone sees Zach as some biology god and just gets good grades and it comes naturally. Like no Zach really loves biology and is good at it but he stays up until 3am going over notes and lessons. He sometimes falls asleep in other classes because he stayed up too late the night before, but when he walks into bio he automatically isn’t sleepy anymore. He writes little flashcards that he reads right before tests. He stays after school sometimes to ask his teacher about things he didn’t understand during class. He has a good grade in the class but he works really hard for it because my boy is just so determined to exceed in biology.

Pastries, Patrol, and gossip
  • Volpina: Hey, Ladybug, why are the pastries you bring out to patrols always from the Dupain-Cheng bakery? Do you live near there or something?
  • Ladybug: what?! Nooo-
  • Queen Bee(interrupting): I know right, like is it a sponsorship or something because if we need backed up financially I can guarantee at least the support of the mayor.
  • Chat: If it's like that then I'd rather stick with the bakery,I don't eat sweets very often at home. Plus the Mayor can be a little over the top and his daughter's been a bit clingy around Ladybug in the past.
  • Queen Bee: just what are you trying to say?!
  • Chat: that was mostly before you two were here. And anyways I liked hanging out with the Dupain-Cheng's daughter more anyways.
  • Ladybug, Volpina, and Bee: WHAT?!
  • Chat: Not like that, she was more helpful with Akumas
  • Bee: That klutz? No way.
  • Ladybug: Guys, can we please talk about something else?
  • Chat: Jealous?
  • Ladybug(deadpanned sarcasm): yeah, let's go with that
  • Volpina: but seriously why that specific bakery every time?
  • Ladybug: Look, if you have a problem then bring your own food and otherwise, bug off
  • ------
  • Later at Marinette's house
  • Marinette: I don't care what Volpina told you Alya, that doesn't sound like any customer I recognize. Now please go tell Chloe to buy something or leave because it's been really crowded since you mentioned that ladybug supposedly picks up pastries to go from here
  • -----
  • Later on patrol again
  • Ladybug: I brought some again but none for you Volpina
  • Volpina: what!? Why?
  • Ladybug: because SOMEONE told the ladyblog where I get food and that place was way too busy!
Sentence starters
  • Based on famous text-posts
  • "Bro, you look so cute right now. Dude, you are so fucking adorable."
  • "Wanna watch this murder documentary with me?"
  • "I may act like I'm sassy but if you're mean to me there's a 900% chance I'll cry."
  • "I may act like I'm clueless but actually know what's going on at al times."
  • "ATTENTION: I need attention."
  • "I don't have a nervous system. I'm a nervous system."
  • "Drugs? No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder."
  • "I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life."
  • "Why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?"
  • "I try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because I am an asshole."
  • "I don't want to look 'pretty', I want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening."
  • "I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know."
  • "Girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. I don't remember what I was going to say but I'm just gay."
  • "I'd love to relax but that's just not realistic."
  • "Contrary to popular belief I'm actually soft and have feelings."
  • "This could be less hetero."
  • "To be honest I just need a hug."
  • "Why can't I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?"
  • "This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention."
  • "Are we just friends or is this flirting serious?"
  • "I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely."
  • "I may be ugly but at least I have an ugly personality too. Consistency is key."
  • "I don't wanna get involved in drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened."
  • "I am bysexual as in I'm not interested, goodbye."
  • "I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored."
  • "Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees."
  • "I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire."
  • "I panic alot of other places besides the disco."
  • "Which layer of hell do you think you're going to?"
  • "My kink is being right."
  • "My kink is being home alone."
  • "You're really sensitive for a selfish asshole."
  • "I can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, I have a big heart and can't treat people badly, that's just not me."
  • "What about netflix and kill?"
  • "No offense but why does everyone hate me?"
  • "I'm a strong independent introvert who don't need no social life."
  • "Why do I get struggles instead of snuggles?"
  • "If a conversation goes on too long without being about me, I'm out."
  • "I'm small, queer and something to fear."
  • "All this sadness is bad for my skin."
  • "I'm cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive"
  • "I'm beautiful and underappreciated."
  • "She's beauty, she's grace, she's me."
  • "Sorry for being awesome, loser."
  • "Is 'no' an emotion? Because I'm feeling it."
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HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT.

I RESURRECTED MY SCANNER.

So here’s the ACTUAL IN-ISSUE version of the episode guide for the season-that-never-was, along with a bonus page on a Sari upgrade with a beloved character, and a bio for her classmates, which includes the cutest little Nightbeat oh my god I need twenty.  As you can see, the episode guide’s pictures do clarify a few things (not that everyone hadn’t already figured out Prowl was in Allsparkalypse Now!).

Other than a not especially great SD SG comic on the back panel and the Marauder Megatron cover (already posted by many other great people!) this was the entirety of the TFA-related content in the issue.  Cheers!


These are all taken from the newest (Oct/Nov 2016) issue of the Transformers Collector’s Club official magazine.  Issue 71.

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(This edition of the manga reads left-to-right).

- We’re TAEKOOK.
- TAEHYUNG and JUNGKOOK

- TAEKOOK. TAEKOOK?
- TAEKOOK?

- The team name is TAEKOOK.
- TAEKOOK. TAEKOOK. TAEKOOK. (…)

- We’ve never been a team before.
- It will be fun.

I tried to count and I think they said TAEKOOK 16 times 

the only dps i really need to be playing is hanzo but he’s one of the ones i haven’t fucking touched

Me, having never watched a single stream of Dream Daddy; has jumped over continuous head cannons and spoilers, and only seen a few screenshots of things:
Yeah, I’m good, I can wait until it’s out to start thinking about it.

Also me, who realized in the shower today that Joseph’s wife is named Mary and the whole shit is a pun:

THE REASON SHE SAYS SHE SQUEEZED FIVE BABYS OUT AND THEY ONLY SAY FOUR IS BECAUSE THE FIFTH BABY IS JESUS. MARY, JOSEPh, AND JESUS! THIS WHOLE THING IS AMAZING ITS TOO MUCH I CANT WAIT ITS TOO LONG

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small diamaris from twitter

Kanan was with Chika and You that day and Dia had to play ‘big strong friend’

Mari thinks she did well

aqours and their typing styles
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Ruby:</b> all lower case, uses fancy copy+paste emojis and lots of exclamation points, sometimes shortens words (very = v, pretty = p, really = rlly etc)<p/><b>Hanamaru:</b> ddsnt ydnetrtsand how kkeybross wllrok???? Whhhataa axtexrg<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> TYPES IN ALL CAPS, UNIRONICALLY USES XD, CX, X3 AND THE LIKE<p/><b>Chika:</b> all lwr case dsnt use vwls if the wrd is over four lttrs also whts pncttn<p/><b>You:</b> Thhe griyp chat usualkky blows up wjile she's on ar un so she has a feww typos but nnot as maany as marru<p/><b></b> Also she's the most sincere person ever through text!!! sarcaaasm????? Herre??????<p/><b>Riko:</b> She's really very polite and reserved, using correct grammar and is generally very pleasant to talk to! UUUNNJKESZ TYOY EMBVARAADX HWER<p/><b>Mari:</b> constantly just spams the chat with pictures of meme frogs, no text. hanamaru genuinely thinks she's drawn them herself and always congratulates mari on being famous when she comes across the frogs on other platforms. it started as a bet but now everyone just feels too bad to tell her.<p/><b>Dia:</b> HOW DARE YOU INSULT AYASE ELI, MY WIFE, MY EVERYTHING, THE BEST GIRL,,,,,<p/><b></b> Unless she's talking to ruby, when she reverts to her formal way of typing.<p/><b>Kanan: </b> <p/>just.. dolphins, man. all lower case. short sentences. never replies to messages. just says some really profound stuff, man.</p><p/></p>