i don't know why i did this to me

Uranus and the Solar System

I was just watching a documentary about the formation of the solar system (DON’T MOCK ME I’M A NERD) where they used ice skaters to represent all the planets and asteroids. Why did they do that?? I’m not completely sure. What I do know is that there was definitely an ice show after the Sochi GPF where the theme was “the solar system,” and it was the worst ice show of Yuuri’s life.

“Viktor is Jupiter,” everyone agrees, which is partially because Jupiter is the biggest and best but mostly because Viktor’s forehead could definitely get moons to orbit it. 

“Who has the hips to be Saturn and rotate these hula-hoop rings?” The producer asks.

“Katsuki,” comes the unanimous chant. Yuuri doesn’t understand, but he does know that now he has to stand by Viktor Nikiforov in a ridiculous outfit. Oh my god, he thinks in abject horror, which is astoundingly exactly what Viktor is thinking as he stares and stares at Yuuri’s skintight outfit.

JJ is Uranus, for obvious reasons AND because it means he’s stuck in the outer reaches of the solar system, where he can’t accidentally offend anyone. Otabek is Neptune– but only because Yurio had a brief stint as Pluto, as it was the smallest. “I’m a planet!” He hollers, spite-skating in circles with his chubby purple outfit on, “screw you!” Eventually Yurio becomes Mars, the red planet of the god of war, instead. Minami is tiny Mercury, and zips around the sun excitedly. Christophe takes his rightful place as Venus, named after the goddess of love, while a stone-faced Seung-Gil assumes his position as the Earth. His orbit is ridiculously precise– though he’s thrown off a bit by Sara Crispino, who has assumed her position as The Moon.

“I think Phichit should be Saturn!” Yuuri pleads. 

“Don’t be ridiculous,” Phichit scolds, “I’m the Sun. Look at me, and tell me I’m not the sun.” Yuuri can’t even look at him directly, he’s so bright and cheerful.

“You’re the sun,” Yuuri admits, defeated.

“Did you know,” says Viktor, skating so close the outside of his planet outfit bumps against Yuuri’s rings, “that when the Solar System was first formed Saturn SAVED Jupiter from falling into the sun, and then they did a romantic gravitational dance that helped form the rest of the system? We should do it, Yuu-ri!”

Yurio interrupts what Viktor assumes to be a beautiful moment. “Stop making stuff up just so you can put a ring on Saturn!”

“I already have rings?” Yuuri says, and with Viktor so close, has vivid flashbacks to the disaster that was Sochi. “I HAVE TO GO NOW.”

“No!” Viktor wails, “no, it’s science! You can’t go against science!” Unfortunately for Viktor, the solar system spins on. He doesn’t know that Yuuri’s whole world revolves around him– yet.

anonymous asked:

what did jake paul do if you don't mind me asking?

i don’t mind at all !! well jake paul has always been one of those people where you question why they’re famous bc they haven’t really done anything to be famous ?? ( other than make ,,, rEALLY bad raps and live in their brother’s shadow and all that ) but LATELY after he cheated on alissa with tessa, alissa made a video explaining her side of the situation, which alluded to jake being emotionally abusive and kicking her out of the team ten house. and then after said team ten made a  terrible track / video / thing ??, which had both jake and tessa dissing alissa, alissa made a video of her own that spilled tea on jake. and then after that news spread that his neighbors hated living with him and often complained, but he just dissed them and made a video complaining about it. he also made RACIST comments towards a fan, including mocking their accent and calling them a terroristand then news broke that he had been fired from bizaardvark ( probably due to all the negative press he was receiving ). he shoved assaulted tessa brooks in a video. and LASTLY jake made a video about faze banks ( alissa’s new boo ) assaulting his assistant, and then alissa ( standing up for her boo ) and faze made another video that both EXPOSED jake for lying about the assistant thing to get more subscribers, and had alissa reveal some more incriminating things about jakeAND NOW jake’s lost over 104K subscribers ( this was after he was shitting rainbows over hitting 10M ), he’s being sued for defamation, slander, and libel of faze’s character, along with the rest of team ten, his neighbors are considering / have already issued him a lawsuit for unlawful conduct, including terrorizing them with parties and crazy stunts, he wants to work for disney, sabrina DRAGGED him for making her cut her set because he went on too long, and he already took down the nasty assistant video down. granted, he asked faze to settle it offline, which is probably for the best.

also, it’s not important as much as funny, but for a while if you look him up you’d see his age as one year old, and it was hilarious. he also made some racist and homophobic tweets in 2012, so take that as you will.

additional sources i couldn’t include : xx, xx, xx, xx, just honestly faze’s entire twitter feed as of late, this tweet that shows him being shitty, this tweet by neels, and an interesting read xx.

anonymous asked:

John likes to steal Sherlock's shirts to wander around the flat. They're tight through the chest and shoulders, but the shirttails hang low enough to brush mid thigh. Sherlock asks him why he does it and John is initially embarrassed to admit that, ever since he saw Janine do it, he wanted to prove that he looked better wearing Sherlock's clothes than she did. Sherlock wholeheartedly agrees with that statement and encourages John to wear his shirts when they're alone at 221B.

This is amazing! Imagine how good John would look in that blue shirt Sherlock had on in TST?

I don’t imagine those shirts would stay on John for very long…..

And for your viewing pleasure, bad editing:

“ why did i think it was a good idea to buy a big ass house for just myself when i moved here? “ hasan grumbled, kicking his feet up on the table he was currently occupying on the patio of a small italian restaurant he would often frequent. “ i spent twenty minutes this morning looking for galahad. TWENTY MINUTES. and guess where he was… in my fuckin’ closet. “ he said, throwing a hand up in the air dramatically as the other reached for the glass of wine sitting on the table. “ i thought he’d gotten out somehow last night but no, little fucker was just chilling on top of one of the shelves in there. “ he muttered irritably, taking a sip before putting the glass down. “ anyways, that was my morning. yours was better i’m hoping? “ 


did some facial ref practice with the vento aureo gang also @ davidpro part 5 when????

How high are Sorey’s high heels?

As you probably all know, Sorey wears high heels in armatus form.


But how high are they, exactly? Let’s use the screenshot below as a reference.

Okay, who does also wear high heels in the series? Lailah.

Let’s compare them to each other, shall we?

So: Sorey wears high heels of similar height as Lailah.

But, how high Lailah’s heels are?

I’ve compared Lailah cosplay boots and high heels that are quite similar.

Guys. They are about 3 inches (7.5 cm).

Sorey fights hellions in 7.5cm high heels.

Your fav is problematic: me

- claims she loves herself
- shades & colors with a mechanical pencil


Arya Meme
1/7 Relationships: Sandor Clegane

“Why don’t you just kill me like you did Mycah?” Arya had screamed at him. She was still defiant then, more angry than scared.

He answered by grabbing the front of her tunic and yanking her within an inch of his burned face. “The next time you say that name I’ll beat you so bad you’ll wish I killed you.”

  • <p> <b>James:</b> Lily, will you go out with me?<p/><b>Lily:</b> No.<p/><b>James:</b> Oh DEER, I guess I'll just have to go STAG.<p/><b>Sirius:</b> Well, I'm going alone too, because apparently I'm such a DOG.<p/><b>Remus:</b> Clearly nobody can handle my WOLFISHLY good looks.<p/><b>Peter:</b> Oh, RATS. Looks like we'll have to go MARAUDING instead.<p/><b>Lily:</b> *not amused* Wow, no one will ever find out about your illegal transformations into animagi, you're all way too sly.<p/><b>Sirius:</b> I think she's HOUNDing us for answers.<p/><b>Lily:</b> Please stop.<p/></p>


March 27, 2017
15:37 pm KST (1:37 AM CST)




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Avengers Preferences: Pregnancy

*Please bear with me I’ve never done this before!*

Disclaimer: Please don’t take this and then go get pregnant! (lol as if). Wait until you’ve married someone and settled down! Be prepared! You know how to stay safe kids! And these are NOT my images!


He would treat you like a queen and would not let you go anywhere. He’d be frantically reading books on parenting. You’d have to assure him that he would be a good parent constantly because he thinks that he’s not good enough. He wants a new start with the baby and wants to make sure it doesn’t turn out like him. He’ll be the best father who is constantly around because he doesn’t want his child to experience the same pain as him. 


Oh gosh Steve would be so stressed out. He’d run around making sure you had all your cravings satisfied and the everything was perfect. He’d read every book about how to help the baby and do the craziest things. He played all kinds of music to see if the baby would kick. If the baby didn’t kick for a long time he’d freak and try to take you to the doctor to make sure it’s ok. “Steve I’m Fine.” “No we have to check! Who knows!” “STEVE!” It’d be super cute to see flustered Steve running around.


He’d be so proud and would take you out everywhere and yell in his booming voice, “LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! SEH’S CARRYING A MINI ME WOW ISN’T THAT AMAZING!” And you’d just be there, red as a tomato, trying to hide. He’d take you up to Asgard so that you would get the best of care. He never left your side. He loved watching the progress of your stomach size. He was also 100% that annoying couple who took photos every week to show progress! 


He’d be used to the process and wasn’t fazed at all when you had told him that you were pregnant with your 2nd child. He already had everything for you and was super chill. He loved to explain everything to your younger child. “Look mummy’s gonna have a sibling for you!” It would be so cute…


He would best gentle around you and it’d be so sweet. He’d have had help from the doctors (there is a way) and he’d be ecstatic! He’d constant;y be worrying if the baby would be normal or like him and you’d constantly reassure him that it didn’t matter, it would be loved just as much either way. He’d never get any sleep because he was ready all the books about it! (I ran out of ideas for Bruce ok)

Bucky: He would be so worried about his child and hurting it or you with his arm but you were always there to reassure him. He’d make lists for all the things he needs to buy for the baby and would be overjoyed at the new family member!

Sam: He’d never leave your side. EVER. He’d even lay with you in the hospital bed, there for moral support as you birthed your beautiful baby. He whispered sweet things to your belly all the time and he was so prepared for the baby. You’d never seen Sam so giddy and jumpy.


I’m lazy and haven’t done him yet!

Peter P:

No children for Parker at that age!


He would treat you like his QUEEN. He’d make sure you get the best possible care and he’d draw cute little designs on your stomach. He traced the designs methodically throughout the day which you loved, and so did the baby as sometimes it would kick when he did that. He’d be so gentle and calm around you. He’d buy and decorate a room for the baby with you. He’d be so excited, especially during the gender reveal!

To all my overachievers who don’t get praise from parents and loved ones anymore because it’s just expected of you to do well: I’m proud that you passed that test, I’m happy you graduated with honors, I love that you try your hardest all the time.

I know sometimes the lack of support and encouragement from those whose opinions matter the most to you can be disheartening, but keep pushing through and being the amazing person you are.