i don't know why i am so attracted to you in this outfit

Flame Pattern

I’m not even sure if Ace’ll be in Alabasta or if he’ll pop by for a visit at a later date yet, but somebody asked for this, so here we are. Enjoy block of text wrote upon a phone

Ace’s mouth pops open in surprise, and while he’s aware of Luffy stealing the leg of meat from between his hands, he can’t quite drum up the willpower to tear his gaze from the sight before him. Luffy gets away with his little theft today, because this Ace is faced with presents itself a huge distraction.

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Little baby boy, aw, mama loves u. *insert gentle kisses here*

IAM THE GUY IN THE SECOND PART LIKE “hold up, who said you could put it down, let’s just, yup. THAT’S IT YOU GIGGLY BABY YOU, LOOK AT THAT BODY AND YOUR LITTLE TAPED FINGERS, I LOVE YOU,” And yes, the guy in the second part of the gif said all that, no you don’t need proof, it’s science. 

giGGLY BABY OHMGOD He looks so good in red, wow, and look at that fucking watch it’s so big 

BRing on the smoulder. - From that one movie I cannot remember the name of because I HAVE AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF MOVIEQUOTES BOUNCING IN MY HEAD BUT THE WORST MEMORY AT THE SAME TIME????? 

Everytime I see any of the people doing this I automatically think of that happy llama song, it is drilled into my brain, there is no stopping it I’M SORRY. (not really, cause I like that song.) 

… Daddy.

PEW PEW PEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW I shoot u. WAIT I REMEMBER THE MOVIE NOW, TANGLED, IT’S TANGLED HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT yes. 

This picture. This fucking picture. THIS FUCKING PICTURE IS SO GOD DAMNED GREAT AND IT IS A BLESSING AND JUST WOW okay, I’m cool, I’m calm. EXCEPT NOT REALLY CAUSE LOOK AT THAT GRAY SWEATER AND ON THE LEFT YOU CAN SEE HIS LITTLE (not so little) MUSCLE BUT YOU CAN SEE IT ON THE RIGHT TOO AND WHEN A GUY WEARS A SWEATER LIKE THAT AND YOU SEE MUSCLE, GOOD SHIT, THAT’S GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE, 1111110000/10 PLEASE WEAR THIS OUTFIT AGAIN. 

L e a t h e r   D a d d y   h o l y f u c k i n g s h i t 

I know that’s  just the door behind him, but at first glance it looks like a piercing AND HOW GOOD WOULD FINNEGAN LOOK WITH CARTILAGE PIERCINGS HOLY FUCK I WOULD LIKE PLS. (bonus, I love his taped hands, like sometimes I just imagine getting fingered with that tape on his hands, I’m sorry, I”M SORRY VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)

I SHIP THEM, SHIT I LOVE THEM SO HARD, WHAT IS THEIR SHIP NAME, I D G A F I’M MAKING ONE UP NOW IT IS CALLED, GOD’S FUCKING GIFT TO MANKIND. Thank u. 

Ya bb, we all already knew this lmao??? CAtch up???? 

Look at this cutie pie, aw, SAVE A HORSE, RIDE ME.. Even though that doesn’t really make sense. Cause it would be the other way around… WE cAN STILL ATTEMPT, I AM GAME AF. 

Does he have one of those expendo arm thingies, because if so, I agree, I LOVE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE SO FUN LIKE YOU CAN JUST GRAB EVERYTHING AND PEOPLE GET PISseD AT YOU WHEN YOU GRAB THEIR STUFF AND wow, he is great.

*insert Seth and Finn ship name here, because I’m pretty sure now they are my fav ever, don’t touch me*

PLAY ME THEM SICK JAMS BABYCAKES, I AM ALL EARS. okay but just imagine him playing a song for you right, and he starts singing you little songs with that adorable accent adn you’re just there, sobbing and like he just does the little, you know the little whisper I love you thing, but it’s more mouthed than whispered, ya feel me, AND NO I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE, SHUT UP TANYA. 

icouldscratchyourbackbetterthanthat WHAT NO WHAT I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING HAHAHAHA I DON’T HAVE A WEIRD OBSESSION WITH BACKS AND IMAGINE MYSELF SCRATCHING THEM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HHAHAHAHAHHAHahaha 

Okay so I got this one off instagram and one of the comments was “look at his hard nipples,” AND OKAY NOW I CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT THEM BUT THEN LOOK AT HIS FUCKING ABS, SON of a bitcH. 

Look at this. Look at my baby. LOOK AT MY PROUD LITTLE BABY DEMON LION, I AM SO PROUD OF U FOR BUILDING THAT, ILY okay but this boy, he is just one of those guys that is such a giggle dork, like you would do the weirdest, cutest shit together BUT HE WOULD ALSO BE DADDY DOM AFAFAF BECAUSE HOLY HELL, HE CAN SWITCH 180 DEGREES IN LIKE .0023 SECONDS 

*trying hard not to imagine Finn with tattoos BUT HOW HOT WOULD FINN LOOK WITH TATTOOS AND SLEEVES AND HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS SO GOOD, I THINK IF HE EVER GOT A SLEEVE IT WOULD BE IMMEDIATE DEATH FOR ME LIKE, RIP MY PUSSY CAUSE no one else would be even getting near it cause no one is on the same boat as tattooed Finn… Except Baron. Cause I love him so much.* 

Ya and vagina loves u back Finnegan. 

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

This reminds me of that one snapchat filter, ya know the one THAT LIKE THE EYES GET ALL DROOP BLACK AND IT SCREAMS AND AFTER YOU’RE LIKE “wth just happened?” yeah, this is snapchat filter worthy. 

Originally posted by hiitsmekevin

“hey Shannon, when are you gonna stop calling people leather daddy?” WHEN ALL THE DADDIES STOP WEARING LEATHER, THAT IS WHEN I AM GOING TO STOP CALLING THEM LEATHER DADDY, WHICH MEANS NEVER, NEVER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR leatherdaddyleatherdaddyleatherdaddyleatherdaddyleather *heart eyes motherfucka* 

Originally posted by 100proofvodka

JESUS fucking christ FERGAL WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW… no wait. THE BULLET CLUB HAHAHAHAHAH I’m so happy. 

Originally posted by 100proofvodka

Look at this cutie. LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO. HIS SHIRT HAS FINN BACKWARDS. I love him so much wow, I would be in such a happy relationship with him bc he is such a huge dork and I am a huge dork, BUT DOM. I need that too. Best of both worlds. 

Originally posted by 100proofvodka

… I have nothing to say to this, he is sweaty and close AND SWEATY AND SMILEY AND HE DOES idk why this is so attractive to me, BUT THE HEAD DIPPY THING AND THEY LIKE SCRATCH THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD, i love that so much, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME BKLUSH AND I CAN’T CONTROL IT PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME BECAUSE I AM BLUSHING AND TYPUING FASTER I’M SORRUY 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

Finnegan is pm a lovely little bean who I would gladly let frickle frackle my rackle. Good. Yes, excellent. 


Stay thirsty my friends. @hardcorewwetrash 

From the Incredibles -
  • Keith: Honey?
  • MC: What?
  • Keith: Where's my leopard print suit?
  • MC: What?
  • Keith: Where - is - my - leopard - print - suit?
  • MC: I, uh, put it away.
  • Keith: Where?
  • MC: Why do you need to know?
  • Keith: I need it!
  • MC: Uh-uh! Don't you think about wearing that on our date and attracting the attention of the public. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Keith: My outfit is in danger!
  • MC: My EVENING'S in danger!
  • Keith: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
  • MC: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
SPQR: Legion of Super-Heroes - 41

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– JASON –

It had taken some finagling to get an invite to this party, and he hadn’t dared to pull the necessary strings directly. Once his name got attached, the entire point of getting in might be negated. He’d needed help. Ultimately, he and Hazel had talked Piper into pulling a couple of favors. He needed to get in, without putting a single SPQR name on the guest list. Piper hadn’t been as hard to convince as he’d expected. She was like them in that she felt more torn than angry about the situation with Nico, citing that she didn’t share her couch fort with ‘just anyone’. It had taken several calls, but she had gotten what he needed.

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