i don't know why house said that

exo as things my family has said to roast me:
  • baekhyun: hi! welcome home! your hair is so ugly
  • chen: i'm so glad you like reading and staying at home. explain how that solves the problem of you being single all the time though
  • kai: you're always in the dark. i'm not entirely convinced that you're not a bat
  • chanyeol: you're so flat footed, but that's ok! potato feet are cute! you're like a little dinosaur!
  • kyungsoo: you said you wouldn't bother me today and yet you're still talking??
  • suho: i love you but why do you run like an ostrich
  • sehun: please don't hug me right now, you literally look like doofenshmirtz
  • xiumin: i wish someone in this house would let me listen to music with them... except, no, not you, don't ever make me listen to that weird shit ever again
  • yixing: i wish we could undo that interaction. i wish you could unsay the things you just said to me. take that sentence back. in fact, i want to un-know you. un-introduce yourself to me and prevent this interaction from ever happening
  • Dr. Flug: That is the fabric of existence itself. Do not touch it.
  • Demencia: Why?
  • Dr. Flug: It's just a little scooty.
  • Demencia: What?
  • Dr. Flug: You know it's just a little scooty, don't fuck with it.
  • Demencia: Yeah well, the thing about that is... that I... am going to touch it.
  • Dr. Flug: I just said don't do that!
  • Demencia: Alrigt I won't touch it on one condition. You have to answer me one question. What is Martin Luther King's real identity?
  • Dr. Flug: Adam Sandler.
  • Demencia: I KNEW IT! *smacks the fabric of existence*
  • Dr. Flug: WOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE-
  • *JD and Veronica have brought Heather Chandler's corpse to Heather Duke's house to figure out what to do*
  • Heather D: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit! I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen! It's the dead Heather in my garage!
  • Veronica: Oh, Heather you don't--
  • Heather D: I don't want to think about anything, I wanna ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Heather Storage"?
  • Veronica: Heather, you know I didn't see shit--
  • Heather D: DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN ON THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAID "DEAD HEATHER STORAGE"?!
  • Veronica: .....No, I didn't.
  • Heather D: Do you know why you didn't see that sign?
  • Veronica: Why?
  • Heather D: 'CAUSE IT AIN'T THERE 'CAUSE STORING DEAD HEATHERS AIN'T MY FUCKING BUSINESS! THAT'S WHY!
4

trade mistakes // panic! at the disco

zodiac horror story (part 1)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
  • virgo: this forest is scary as shit.
  • aquarius: your face is scary as shit.
  • capricorn: lmao.
  • pisces: why couldn't we just have a sleepover at sagi's house or something?
  • sagittarius: WHY THE FUCK AT MY HOUSE?!?
  • scorpio: because that's boring. i want some action, and there's no action at sagi's house.
  • cancer: true.
  • sagittarius: WHO SAID THAT?!
  • aries: yeah! this will be fun guys! let's just party and shit, i don't know. we'll have a great time here!
  • taurus: yeah! i brought tons of food and stuff.
  • gemini: wouldn't it be fun if there was like a killer here or something lol.
  • capricorn: the fuck.
  • cancer: yeah.. really fun.
  • leo: GUYS.
  • virgo: what.
  • leo: let's make a snapchat. *snapchats*
  • libra: *acts like a hoe*
  • leo: libra, you look on poiinnttt.
  • libra: i know, thanks. YOU TOO BAE.
  • capricorn: fucking kill me already.
  • *3 hours later*
  • taurus: *sings a campfire song*
  • everyone: *sings with taurus*
  • pisces: GUYS!!!!!
  • aries: SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ARE SINGING.
  • cancer: oh my god aries calm the fuck down.
  • aquarius: what, pisces?
  • pisces: did y'all hear that?
  • scorpio: what? capricorn's terrible singing? lmao.
  • capricorn: ...
  • pisces: no, i heard a loud noise in the bushes over there..
  • sagittarius: probably your mom. LET'S SING AGAIN.
  • everyone except pisces: *sings*
  • pisces: *sigh*
  • *couple of minutes later*
  • virgo: guys, where is gemini?
  • aquarius: probably taking a shit or something.
  • sagittarius: GEMINI?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.
  • scorpio: she's probably dead.
  • libra: how can she be dead if she's alive?
  • capricorn: what? the fuck?
  • cancer: no one understands you libra.
  • libra: why not?
  • taurus: because you don't make sense.
  • libra: oooh..
  • virgo: WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE GEMINI IS.
  • leo: she'll be fineee. let's not worry too much.
  • sagittarius: so.. cancer and scorpio, i heard you guys were in a relationship.. *winky face*
  • scorpio: yeah, we fucked.
  • cancer: ..
  • virgo: OKAY. TMI
  • sagittarius: what about you, virgo? i heard that you and taurus were a thing?
  • taurus: wha.
  • aquarius: sagi, no one gives a shit.
  • sagittarius: WELL I DO. I THINK THAT IT'S CUTE.
  • pisces: same lol.
  • *loud bang*
  • aries: WAHT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT.
  • cancer: *jumps on scorpio*
  • gemini: GUYS! DID YOU ALL HEAR THAT?
  • libra: look! it's gemini!
  • leo: where the fuck were you?
  • gemini: taking a shit. hehe.
  • aquarius: SEE? I TOLD Y'ALL. IMA FUCKING PSYCHIC.
  • gemini: BUT OKAY. THERE WAS SOMEONE AND IDK. BOOM.
  • libra: oh my god! did he kill you?
  • scorpio: *slaps libra*
  • taurus: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYs. PISCES IS GONE AND THERE'S A TRAIL OF BLOOD. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
  • pisces: *screams*
  • cancer: PISCEEESSESEESS.
  • and that was the end of part 1.. what will happen next? stay tuned for the next part, coming soon.
  • (i hope that y'all like this dumb thing. hehe)

anonymous asked:

But seungbae is not THAT much of an idiot he thought of locking sangwo up in the basement

I mean he’s a police officer, ain’t he supposed to be naturally quick-witted and sharp? But still we should give him some credit for that, a “you tried” star should be enough especially since his attempts to do so didn’t work 

Joking aside, as I said before, Seungbae is not the sharpest tool in the shed, he picked on some stuff no one else did but that doesn’t make him any less idiot 

Exhibit A :

Like why Seungbae? Why? 

B :

Yeah, I fucking wonder

C :

This one doesn’t even need a caption, it speaks for itself 

Not to mention that he broke into someone’s house that he only “assumed” is a murderer who is holding someone captive 

But I think Koogi intentionally wrote him this way so that the story would continue, hopefully 

anonymous asked:

AARG I don't know why I always found tickling from a distance ( the soulmate writing-on-skin, but also voodoo, magic/telepathic/tickles, etc.) really really attractive, but I love it. If the victim is in public and they feel soft touches all over and they have to pretend everything is fine even if it's nOT FINE THEY'RE DYING. If they know who it is they text them furiously threatening them with death but it only gets worst. And people arround asking "why are you smiling? What's so funny?" UUUGH

Anonymous said: BUT ALSO,the vicitm is in their house, or in any private room, and the ler is tickling them mercilessly from some other place, but probably watching somehow because it’s too good to see their s/o just rolling on the floor/bed laughing and begging and there is no need of bondage, no matter how much their run, squirm, or press on the spot that tickles it DOESN’T STOP THERE IS NO HELP and the lee has no way of knowing when and where the next attack will come omg I need more distance tickles fics…

OK BUT MAGIC/TELEPATHIC TICKLES THO!!!! just imagine the lee is somewhere in the house idk doing laundry or s/t and the ler gets home from work early but doesnt let their presence known, and they peek into the laundry room and see them just humming and going abt their work, and the ler just grins and uses their magic/telepathy/WHATEVER and starts gently tickling up their spine and the lee twitches and arches a bit before breaking down into giggles and the ler is just watching from the doorway while their lee falls apart and grips the washer for something to hold onto or else they’d crumple to the floor and eventually the lee turns and spots the ler in the door and they open their mouth to yell at them probably but the ler just uses this opportunity to tickle the lee harder and the lee just. dies omg

Slash's straight hair
  • Axl *about his tattoo (Appetite For Destruction cover)*: Slash wanted straight hair, so we gave him straight hair.
  • Slash: I didn't ask for straight hair.
  • Axl: Yes you did. You totally did. Yes you did.
  • Slash: I've never said that.
  • Axl: Yes you did, totally.
  • Slash: What makes you say that?
  • Axl: Because you did.
  • Slash: Why? Was I drunk?
  • Axl: I don't know, yeah i think you were, you were at the hell house.
  • Slash: Oh, yeah. Because I told Bill... I told Bill... I said: "You'll never gonna be able to draw curly hair right."

Me running away from responsibilities

Before I got into astrology I always used to think that Lana Del Rey was a Cancer, and I think someone said that she WOULD HAVE been one if only she was born a few hours later! She was so close to being a Cancer, but I think the reason why I get Cancer vibes from her songs is because she has a Cancer Mercury, which means she thinks and communicates like a Cancer 💖 and she has her Moon in the 4th House, the House of Cancer; you can sense that her emotions come from a place of Cancerian domain :^)

anonymous asked:

Did you see the regulars casting news ? Interesting timing with that earlier Ask. I love Max and Maury. F*** the rest of them. I don't need to watch 1 minute of belching Weber or Law and Order expat Linus. I'm done.

Anonymous #2: Scarf or not, Linus is no Ruoert! ARE THEY FOR REAL?????

Anonymous #3: Anon just said, “Gansa needs to realize he needs to clean house with his writers, not his actors.” I have a better idea. Why don’t Fox21 and Showtime clean house and get rid of their show runner!!

Anonymous #4: Is there any casting news ? Would you let us know as soon as it is released? Not sure, what clues that would provide but maybe we can come up with our own ideas for S7! I cannot hate these guys enough for Quinn/RF.

Anonymous #5: Jake Weber and his terrible accent upped to series regular?? Exactly no one wanted that. Also why was O'Keefe not arrested for his involvement in the conspiracy? Is it not “technically illegal” to run a sock puppet propaganda operation and have an FBI agent murdered? Or just another plot hole? Ugh now I’m remembering his disgusting burp immediately after Quinn’s death..

Anonymous #6: They’re seriously bringing Brett O'keefe back? That alone makes me want to stop watching.

Anonymous #7: After six years they finally up Maury to series regular. Wonder why? Maybe because they literally have only Carrie and Saul left (and maybe FMA). I love Max but I don’t think he makes up for any of the BS.

Anonymous #8: Brett O'Keefe is coming back?! And the shit just keeps on hittin’ the fan. Does AFG think we thrive on boredom? Can he dig himself any deeper into the HL grave? Is he going to offer Trump a cameo? Is it so vital to him to piss off Alex Jones? Ah, now we have our answer.

Anonymous #9: Can they leave the virtue signaling behind and be a good show again. I am not optimistic. Latest casting news just highlights what a laughing stock this show is.

Yes, I saw it. And yes to all of this. Yes to “this makes me want to stop watching” and “are they FOR REAL” and “Max can’t save this.”

But you know what? I’m fucking pissed. 

There is literally nothing in that press release or the one from last week about Richmond production that makes me excited for next season. Nothing. Zero. Zip. When did this show become A Bunch of White Dudes and Carrie? Aren’t they getting her back into the intelligence world? Why THE HELL is the “casting news” about existing characters who, with the exception of dear Max, no one really gives a shit about and ARE NOT INVOLVED IN INTELLIGENCE?

Is Alex Gansa trying to create an un-fun version of House of Cards? I did not and never did sign up for a political drama with Carrie Mathison surrounded by a horde of old men. That just doesn’t interest me. A year ago it might have but I saw their attempt last season and it was fucking awful. 

I don’t give two shits about fake news or the alt-right. In fact, in my entertainment, I actively want to not watch a show about that. I EXPERIENCE AND LIVE THAT REALITY IN MY DAILY LIFE. If Homeland was a new series premiering, who would bite at this? Why is this interesting or compelling? Who thinks it is?

It takes a LOT for me to get this angry, especially at a show I love (or, to be more accurate, once loved). I could stomach a mediocre and at times aggressively boring and bad and cheap season. I could stomach (in theory) some stagnant character progression for my girl Carrie. 

Here’s what’s just flat out unacceptable:

  • Killing off the co-lead and, after Carrie, the only remaining interesting character on this show whose future and journey I was invested in 
  • ZERO ACKNOWLEDGEMENT from anyone involved in the actual creation of this show that the said character was dead, or an explanation as to why, THREE MONTHS LATER.
  • The promotion to series regular, implying some degree of actual importance and relevance in the coming season of
    • A character we saw for literally two minutes in the last episode and who serves as an advisor to a president who is breaking records for being the most boring female politician I’ve ever seen on TV
    • A character we saw FAR too much of last season and who was swirled up into a storyline that made no earthly sense and was just plain unpleasant to watch

We’ve gone on and on, around and around, for the past three months, carefully and intricately detailing the shortcomings of season six, offering up ways Homeland could right the ship if their writers were at all clued into the reasons their audience was tuning into the show. I’ve been constructive about it, often constrained, and often eager to give the benefit of the doubt.

No longer. I can’t stand by and be quiet about this. I’ll be ECSTATIC to eat my words here. Please, writers and producers and anyone involved in the creation of this show, PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG. Please show that you care, that you understood why season six failed and are coming up with creative, smart ways to improve and return the show back to its roots, to the reason why people started watching and fell in love with it in the first place. 

But it’s not looking pretty right now. Sorry, that was a constrained, “benefit of the doubt” understatement. It’s looking goddamn awful. 

anonymous asked:

do you think that really stressful week in march dan mentioned in one of his liveshows was to do with moving or some other project we don't know about yet?

i was pretty sure it would be about moving lol–something to do w like a difficult realtor or like a series of house showings gone wrong,, but dan said we had to wait five months to ask about it and i’m not sure why, since we already know they’re moving??? so it could be about some other secret thing that won’t come to light until later this summer. but the other explanation is that he may have said ‘ask me in five months’ as an exaggerated estimate bc at that point perhaps they didn’t know they’d be moving so soon. so it’s hard to tell! 

soulmatesinanimpala  asked:

Hey Sera! So let me just start by saying what a blessing JIB8 was. I was curious as to what your thoughts were on why Jared would be sleeping in the same room as Misha while jensen is in the other room? I have my own theories, like the fact that Jensen never said it was night, so they could have been taking a nap. Also, Jared says "this is the night, or the day of?" (Wtv that means??) so we don't know how long they actually were in the rented house.

(cont.) But like I said I’m curious about your theories! And also what a day to be a tinhat - Jared saying “he had been put to the rest the night before.” I live for innuendo-induced giggly husbands.

Anon 1: from a totally non-hat, just observational perspective, I felt like mentioning the sleeping situation and snoring was almost shoehorned in there. maybe I’m wrong. but in over 10 years, j2 have shared hotel rooms and, from a non-hat only friendship perspective, have probably shared beds. it almost seemed like, ‘look!! we didn’t share a room!! in fact, jared shared a room with someone else! nothing fishy going on here!’ idk, maybe it’s just me :)


Hello, both of you lovely people!

Whoa. Can I just say that this is one of the more confusing stories I’ve heard them tell as of late? The more I think about it, the more confused I get. How about we dissect it a little bit?

(37:30) So Misha rents a house for the filming of the finale that happens on a location that’s two hours drive from Vancouver, right? Filming takes three days and Misha invites the J’s over to spare them the trouble of driving.

Let me just point out some weird things about this story.

  • Jared was sick during their stay with Misha. Why would he be the one to sleep on the floor?
  • They spent at least two(?) days there judging by Jared’s “put to the test the night before” comment, but they’re still unsure of how many bedrooms the house had. “Two AT MOST” - what if there were more, but a certain duo couldn’t admit to sharing? And obviously neither of them shared with Misha, if you know what I mean.
  • Was there no sofa in the house? It was supposed to be huge. And to think of that, only two bedrooms in a very large house?
  • Why would the person who actually paid for the house share his room? Especially when the “bromance” of J2 is so well-known to everyone.
  • Why would Jensen wake up to Jared’s snoring? It’s not like he’s not used to it by now. Granted, flu can make it worse, but surely Jensen would be used to that too by now.

Did this even happen, or was it made up to entertain the fans? I know I posted my headcanon shortly after watching this panel live from Periscope, but I’ve come to doubt the whole thing. I don’t know what to think of it. On the surface it sounds cute, but it raises so many questions.

Anyway, thank you for your messages and I’m so sorry it took me so long to get to them! I hope you both are enjoying your weekends right now. :)

Originally posted by aborddelimpala

The Hogwarts Houses, Drunk Edition
  • Gryffindor: gets blitzed on whiskey and microbrew beers, is super into drunken gaming and competitive drinking games like beer pong and flip cup, literally every song that comes on is their favorite song as long as it's loud and fast, convincing everyone to do shots and does not know when to quit, invents bullshit drinking games to get everyone shitwrecked, is a fucking karaoke s u p e r s t a r b i t c h, has to literally be dragged out of the club at closing time and keeps stumbling and singing the chorus to the same song over and over again AT THE TOP OF THEIR FUCKING LUNGS all the way back to the car, pukes into a ditch on the side of the road while loudly insisting I'M FINE BRUH I'M FINE I'M GONNA RALLY BRUH I'M FINE while Slytherin snickers louder than they meant to and Hufflepuff goes into instant mom friend mode no matter how drunk they are
  • Hufflepuff: gets whatever mixed drink looks interesting or just straight up cheap white zin because who the fuck cares it's like juice, ends up drinking literally every type of liquor available because they want to try everything on the cocktail menu, giggles at LITERALLY EVERYTHING, ends up being the shocker winner of never have i ever and still just keeps giggling like an innocent little marshmallow, tells everyone they love them and is very very very concerned that everyone knows I FUCKEN LOVE YOU MAN, drunken cuddles with EVERYONE, hits that wall where they need to have french fries and pizza like RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, can barely see straight but makes sure and double and triple sure everyone is safe and someone sober has their keys, gets obliterated but still makes a fry up for everyone in the morning
  • Ravenclaw: is into steadily sipping on classic cocktails throughout the evening, old fashioneds and sazeracs and tom collinses, that euphoric, fuzzy feeling when you slip from sober to buzzed, savors their drinks while having stimulating intellectual conversation with slytherin while gryffindor and hufflepuff kill it on the dance floor, is pretty subdued until THAT ONE SONG comes on that one indie or classic motown song they really love and then they. fucken. W O R K I T, paces well but still ends up getting schwasted and telling everyone who will listen about their favorite exoplanet and other useless trivia, gets really intense with total strangers about crazy but deep conspiracy theories, makes biting sarcastic comments about other drunken fools around them a little too loudly, does inscrutable and whimsical dances around the bar, loudly points out every constellation on the way back to the car, INSISTS on reading everyone a bedtime story and it ends up being the Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock, which Slytherin threatens to burn every copy of if ravenclaw doesn't let them GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP ALREADY
  • Slytherin: gets M E S S E D U P on fine champagne and/or French liquers, doesn't usually intend on getting wild but gryffindor inevitably challenges them to something crazy like a tequila chugging contest and then it's fucking on son and they win every time cause pride is definitely worth a liver and some brain cells, gets either very giggly drunk with Hufflepuff or very philosophical drunk with ravenclaw, subtly watches out for everyone because god help whatever douchebro tries to harrass hufflepuff, quiet but cutting remarks to drunken catcallers, invents a completely new identity and life story and plays along with dudes trying to pick them up, gives out prank numbers, gets easily overstimulated and disappears to drunkely contemplate the stars and existence, usually ends up shedding at least one major article of clothing, skinny dipping, paces terribly and ends up getting way too drunk, is convinced they are dying, flops around and insists on being carried, dramatically tells everyone they love them this is it they are really dying this time, passes the fuck out as soon as they're put in bed and wakes up at precisely 4:30 am thrashing with a splitting headache screaming for water and lets hufflepuff cuddle them because why not it makes hufflepuff feel useful but DON'T TOUCH ME NOBODY TOUCH ME I AM STILL IN THE PROCESS OF DYING I KNOW I SAID THAT LAST NIGHT BUT NOW I'M ACTUALLY DYING
What if the Ancients Could Posses their Children's Body for a Day? Part 1
  • China: Aiyyahhhh... why am I so early for this meeting-aru? Nobody's here yet... was I the only one who received the text to come early from England? This is weird-aru...
  • Italy: Chinaaaaaaaaa~ *hugs China*
  • China: W-What??? I-Italy what are you doing?
  • Italy: not Italy, China, my best buddy! It's me, Rome!
  • China: ... WHAT???
  • Italy: we learned that we could posses our children's body! Isn't that so cool?
  • China: wait... 'WE'????
  • England: Hiya China!
  • France: Yo China! It's cool to see you again! Gaul is in da house!
  • Prussia: hm.
  • Iceland: WOW! This room is so bigggg! Right Aestii- I mean... Lithuania?
  • Lithuania: uuwwaahhhh, such a cute room~
  • Spain: the flowers here are so pretty~
  • China: w-w-wait... EVERYONE CAME???
  • England: nope! Greece, Egypt, and Carthage said that they're going to watch from above... I don't know why though...
  • China: B-Britannia??
  • England: Yup! I never knew England is so small and thin! And it's great to be in a guy's body for once! I can finally do hand stands without Rome nagging me just because I was wearing a dress!
  • China: w-wait... I don't think England's body could do that...
  • France: that's true, since we're in their body, it doesn't mean that we can do what we usually do.
  • China: w-wait... Gaul- I mean, France... what's wrong with your hair-aru??? It's all bushy!!
  • France: oh... I don't really know... maybe I used the wrong thing to clean it with.
  • Italy: this dumbass used dish soap.
  • China: oh... but I think it's weirder for me to hear Italy swear...
  • Spain: China, when are the other's coming~?
  • China: I-Iberia...? Erm... soon, I think... B-but you guys should act like your children-aru! Or not they'll be suspicious!
  • Prussia: true...
  • China: Germania- I mean, Prussia... t-this may be hard for you...
  • Iceland: bro, why did you choose Prussia? That's one hell of a personality change!
  • China: And you Scandia, why did you choose Iceland out of all the Nordics-aru????
  • Iceland: huh? Cuz I've always wondered what it'll be like to be small!
  • China: ...that's your reasoning?
  • Lithuania: hehe~ oh, I think I hear footsteps~
  • Germany: hm? China, Italy, England, France, Spain, Iceland, and Lithuania? You're all unusual early... and together... that's an odd group...
  • China: y-yeah... we just happen to meet... right everyone?
  • Italy: yup!
  • Germany: oh, okay... let's wait a couple of minutes then until everyone reaches.
  • China, whispering to the ancients: remember to get into character! If not, I don't know what they'll suspect-aru!
  • Ancients: sure!
  • China, in his head: t-this is not going to end well...
  • (To be continued.... ;)
fibro!tsuna and The Management (of stress) (and therefore pain)
  • reborn: you've been staring at your phone for 10 minutes?? what, are you watching paint dry or something?
  • tsuna: *is watching instagram clips of paint being mixed*
  • reborn:
  • reborn:
  • reborn:
  • reborn: .... *sits on his shoulder and watches with him*
  • ...
  • tsuna: i know i said 'on wednesdays i wear pink and watch bob ross reruns in my pajamas'
  • tsuna: but why did all of you feel the need to join me??
  • yamamoto: haha what do you mean all of us? it's just me and hayato.
  • gokudera: stop calling me that!
  • tsuna: that's two of you! two!! that's..
  • tsuna: that's two more than i've ever had over at my house before
  • gokudera: don't worry, juudaime! i'll visit you every day from now on! at every hour of the day!
  • tsuna: no, please don't, that will make it worse
  • yamamoto: make what worse?
  • tsuna: Everything
  • ...
  • nana: welcome home, tsu-kun! how was school?
  • tsuna, in his head: i am literally vibrating with stress. and also pain, but mostly stress. my chest thuds like it's housing a palpitating lovecraftian creature. like the heart under edgar allen poe's floorboards. i feel cold sweat on my skin. i am cold. and tired. i wish to murder something.
  • tsuna, out loud: i could use a nap before dinner.
  • also tsuna: *internally screaming like a banshee from hell*
  • ...
  • reborn: why don't you take a walk and cool your head? exercise is good for you, dame-tsuna.
  • tsuna: *takes one (1) step out of the house*
  • tsuna: *is bombarded with 'dame-tsuna's and 'loser whiner tsuna's and 'faker tsuna's*
  • tsuna: *turns right around, falls back into bed*
  • reborn: ??
  • tsuna: I Cannot Handle The Outside
  • ...
  • mochida: well well well, if it isn't no good tsuna finally showing his face. what's that? are you using your phone during school hours?
  • mochida: that's against regulations. gee, i wonder what the disciplinary committee chairman would say if he knew.
  • mochida: and look, you're even making kyouko-chan complicit with your rule-breaking! you vile vermin.
  • mochida: i bet you're watching PORN, aren't you. filth, how dare you make kyouko-chan look at something so vulgar-
  • phone: *squeaky kitten sounds*
  • mochida:
  • mochida: *hovers behind them, watching cute animal clips over their shoulders*
  • hibari: *in the tree branches above them, doing the same thing*
  • ...
  • tsuna: i Cannot Wait for today to be over and for tomorrow to be here
  • reborn: you're rather optimistic lately
  • tsuna: the stress of not knowing what tomorrow will bring is killing me
  • tsuna: like, probably literally killing me
  • tsuna: i feel like i'm dying
  • reborn: you feel like that every day
  • tsuna: Meeeelting Iiiin My Skiiiiin
The Georges

The other day I found out that Lafayette named his only son after George Washington. Georges Washington de La Fayette. This immediately became my new favorite fact.

It also led me on a search to find out if there were other founding family members named after other important people of the time. The highest concentration of this seems to be in the Jefferson family. Thomas Jefferson’s daughter was apparently named both after her own mother and after Martha Washington. Martha Randolph, among her other kids, had three sons named James Madison Randolph, Benjamin Franklin Randolph, and Meriwether Lewis Randolph (born a year after Meriwether Lewis died). One of Sally Hemings’s sons was also named James Madison, so I guess he was a pretty popular guy at the Jefferson house.

I went down the wikipedia rabbit hole for the Washington household and discovered a wonderful possibility. Bear with me here.

Martha Washington had four kids with her first husband, Daniel Parke Custis. One of these kids, John Parke Custis, lived to marry and have kids. He married Eleanor Calvert, had seven kids with her (four of which survived), and then died in 1781. Eleanor kept her two older kids with her and remarried, going on to have 16 more kids (yikes).

The younger two were adopted by George and Martha. Eleanor Parke Custis was 2 and George Washington Parke Custis was only a few months old.

So now we have two George Washingtons living in the same house. Apparently the younger George was nicknamed ‘Wash’.

Fast forward a few years. The Reign of Terror is happening in France, and it’s bad news for the Lafayette family. Many are imprisoned, a few are killed. Little Georges manages to avoid all this. He goes to America to attend Harvard in 1795, and stays there for two years. While he’s there, he’s a house guest in the Washington household, both in Philadelphia and at Mount Vernon.

In 1795, George Custis was 14. He went to school in Philadelphia for some amount of time. Which means that at any given time between 1795 and 1797, there could have been THREE GEORGE WASHINGTONS in the SAME HOUSE. None of which were biologically related.

I am delighted by this possibility.

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Joe’s making lewd gestures, Sav and Viv are harassing the camera man, Phil’s not even wearing a shirt, and Lord knows what Rick and Viv said to that poor reporter…

AKA - this is why the Leppard boys aren’t allowed to leave the house anymore.