exo as things my family has said to roast me:
- baekhyun: hi! welcome home! your hair is so ugly
- chen: i'm so glad you like reading and staying at home. explain how that solves the problem of you being single all the time though
- kai: you're always in the dark. i'm not entirely convinced that you're not a bat
- chanyeol: you're so flat footed, but that's ok! potato feet are cute! you're like a little dinosaur!
- kyungsoo: you said you wouldn't bother me today and yet you're still talking??
- suho: i love you but why do you run like an ostrich
- sehun: please don't hug me right now, you literally look like doofenshmirtz
- xiumin: i wish someone in this house would let me listen to music with them... except, no, not you, don't ever make me listen to that weird shit ever again
- yixing: i wish we could undo that interaction. i wish you could unsay the things you just said to me. take that sentence back. in fact, i want to un-know you. un-introduce yourself to me and prevent this interaction from ever happening