i don't know why but i love knowing that mads love eating on the show

Which Touhou characters you should hug: a guide
  • Reimu: Yes. She works very hard for very little reward and sometimes wonders if she is appreciated enough. Please give her a hug to show her you appreciate her defending Gensokyo. She needs it.
  • Marisa: Yes! Marisa is a wonderful friend and will hug you back with just as much enthusiasm. This will be a good experience.
  • Rumia: No! She may look cute and while hugging her would be a fantastic experience she is a carnivore and this would not end well for you
  • Cirno: Yes! Hug her and call her strong! She is tiny and deserves love.
  • Meiling: Absolutely! She gives big strong bear hugs and is probably a fantastic person to hug, 10/10.
  • Patchouli: Do not! Patchouli does not appreciate her personal space being invaded. Keep to yourself and instead let her know you appreciate her with a polite conversation.
  • Sakuya: Probably not. She has knives and is quiet and mysterious. Potential danger.
  • Remilia: Do not! You would embarrass her and you do not want to deal with her rage!
  • Flandre: DEFINITELY DO NOT!! She deserves lots of hugs but she cannot be gentle! You would die, please do not it's for the best
  • Letty: Yes! She will wrap you in her warm winter clothes and it will feel amazing, would recommend.
  • Chen: ABSOLUTELY!!!! She is a tiny cat and you will not regret it one bit.
  • Alice: Please do not unless she knows you well. Alice is a reclusive person and this would likely startle her.
  • Lunasa, Lyrica and Merlin: Yes!! Go for it! Three in one!
  • Youmu: Yes!! Youmu needs to know that she is doing an incredibly good job! She deserves it!
  • Yuyuko: ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!! She loves you very much and gives the best mom hugs!
  • Ran: YES!!! DO YOU SEE THOSE TAILS??? Y E S
  • Yukari: Maybe. She probably gives good mom hugs too but is also mysterious. Dangerous. Hug with caution
  • Suika: Yes, but be prepared, she is much stronger than she appears!
  • Wriggle: Only if you are alright with the possibility of friendly bugs crawling on you!
  • Mystia: Nope. nope nope nope. she may look tiny but you'll go blind and she'll eat you
  • Keine: Yes!! As long as the moon is not full! Otherwise maybe not she's a little spiky
  • Tewi: Nooooo! She may be fluffy but she is devious!!
  • Reisen: Yes, but slowly and gently! She is an ex-soldier and so you must be cautious.
  • Eirin: Yes!!! She is a kind beautiful grandmother and she loves you
  • Kaguya: Only if you bring her a branch from the jeweled tree of Hourai, the Buddha's stone begging bowl, a fire rat's robe, a jewel from the neck of a dragon, and a swallow's cowry shell
  • Mokou: Yes! Please! She needs one very badly and will appreciate it
  • Maribel: Yes!! But don't be surprised if you wind up somewhere else!
  • Renko: Yes!! if Maribel gets one it's only fair!!
  • Rinnosuke: Yes!! He is very nice and probably lonely in that shop by himself!
  • Fairies of light: Yes!! They are very cute!! But be wary of pranks!
  • Aya: Yes! She may try to sell you a newspaper but overall a good experience!
  • Medicine: YES!!! She's poisonous and you might get a rash but she needs it very badly
  • Yuuka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  • Komachi: Yes!! she may be a death youkai but she is not scary!
  • Eiki: No. You will be Punished
  • Rei'sen: Please do!! She is soft and nervous and will appreciate this!
  • Watatsuki no Toyohime: Yes!! She seems ok and might share a tasty peach with you!
  • Watatsuki no Yorihime: DO NOT!! YOU WILL BE FORCEFULLY REMOVED
  • Shizuha and Minoriko: YES!!! Say thank you for the seasons and good harvests!!
  • Hina: No! She appreciates you, but does not want you to have to suffer because of her. Stay away!!
  • Nitori: Do not!! She is shy and might not appreciate it. Instead tell her you appreciate her hard work!
  • Momiji: YES ABSOLUTELY!!! DO YOU SEE HOW FLUFFY
  • Sanae: Yes! She does a good job and this will make her happy!
  • Kanako: Do not!! You must show respect!! Donate to her shrine to show you care
  • Suwako: Yes!!!! She doesn't care about donations or worship and will take this happily!!
  • Iku: Wear insulated clothing and you're good
  • Tenshi: Yes!! She just wants friends!
  • Kisume: DON'T!!! she may be tiny and live in a bucket but she'll eat your face
  • Yamame: no!! she's nice but you could get sick. stay away
  • Parsee: DO IT!! she spends her entire life wanting to be loved like other people, please give her one!!
  • Yuugi: YES!! SHE IS BIG AND SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND
  • Satori: ABSOLUTELY! people fear her and so it would mean a lot to know somebody is not afraid of her for who she is!
  • Rin: Hug! Very soft and pettable
  • Utsuho: Do not hug! Very nice but also not very careful!
  • Koishi: Hug!! Please hug! She is extremely cute and it will be an amazing hugging experience, 11/10
  • Nazrin: Yes! She is small and fuzzy
  • Kogasa: ABSOLUTELY DO IT!!! she has been extremely lonely for a long time, she will appreciate this a lot!
  • Ichirin: Yes!!
  • Unzan: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLUFF
  • Minamitsu: Why not?? She's a ghost but you're ok if you're not on a boat
  • Shou: Do!! She is big and fuzzy
  • Byakuren: YES!!!! SHE IS MOM AND LOVES YOU ALL SO MUCH
  • Nue: Don't!!!! Dangerous!
  • Hatate: Please do!! she must be very lonely
  • Kasen: Yes! She is old and wise and very good!
  • Kyouko: ABSOLUTELY!!! HUG HER AND TELL HER SHE DOES AN AMAZING JOB AND IS A GOOD GIRL
  • Yoshika: Spooky but deserving of your love!!
  • Seiga: Nope nope, may seem nice but very wicked, you would be advised to not!!
  • Tojiko: Yes!! Very soft
  • Futo: Yea, doth!!!!
  • Miko: Maybe! She is royalty and must be respected. But she would probably be ok with it!
  • Mamizou: EXTREMELY YES!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT TAIL!!!! PLEASE DO
  • Kosuzu: Please do!! She is very conflicted and needs a friend!!
  • Kokoro: YESSSS!!! SHE IS TRYING SO HARD PLEASE APPRECIATE HER
  • Wakasagihime: May be a little wet but overall a good idea!!
  • Sekibanki: Do not be alarmed if her head comes off! But yes!
  • Kagerou: Also not on the full moon! But otherwise yes!
  • Benben and Yatsuhashi: Yes! They are only babies!! Please give them love!!
  • Seija: NO!!! DO NOT!!! SHE IS BACKWARDS AND WILL DISLIKE THIS
  • Shinmyoumaru: ABSOLUTELY YES!! she is so tiny!!! hug her gently and carefully!
  • Raiko: Yes! She is a strong and wise youkai!!
  • Sumireko: Noooo! She is not good with people and this will most likely make her feel awkward! Instead tell her she is smart and skilled.
  • Seiran: Yes!! Fluffy!
  • Ringo: Yes!! Fluffy!!!
  • Doremy: YES!! FLUFFY!!!
  • Sagume: No!! You are not allowed in the Lunar Capital! You made yorihime mad again!!!
  • Clownpiece: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONON ONONON ONONO
  • Junko: Yes! Please!! She needs it very badly she has had a lot of trauma in her life and the more love the better
  • Hecatia: Yes!! Looks like a good mom! Three hugs in one!!
  • Eternity Larva: yes!! but mind her wings, they are delicate!
  • Nemuno: Yes!! Do not mind the cleaver, she is a fantastic mom!!
  • Aunn: YES YES YES SHE's SO FLUFFY

anonymous asked:

Headcannon where MC refuse to answer any phonecalls or talk to RFA+V+Saeran because she has toothache and don't want to tell them because she had been warned not to eat too much sweets by them. But the gang misunderstood, thinking that MC ignoring them or mad at them??

WELL, HERE’S AN ACTUAL POST =^=

I didn’t do Jaehee because I think she’d be really calm and understanding, and wait patiently until you eventually tell her—although she’d still be slightly nervous for the entire time until you revealed the truth. 

Same with V (especially V, he would probably just quietly blame himself until your toothache gets better so you can tell him…)

But here you go~!

–R.I.

Yoosung

  • You’d already been ignoring him all day
  • Usually you’d cheerfully reply to him as soon as he sent the messages
  • He was beginning to worry if he had done something wrong
  • After all… he had lied to you about not playing LOLOL last night, in exchange that you wouldn’t eat sweets…
  • Oh no. Maybe you found out about his lie.
  • He left hundreds, woah, wait it just became thousands, of voicemails on your phone
  • “MC!! I DIDN’T MEAN TO, I SWEAR! PLEASE DON’T HATE ME!”
  • “I WON’T EVER LIE AGAIN, JUST DON’T IGNORE ME…”
  • “Why won’t you return my calls >_<”
  • “MC… I’ll give up LOLOL if you would just talk to me!”
  • “Please… I’m sorry for breaking my promise….”
  • As his voicemails blasted from your phone one after the other, you felt more and more clueless—what in the world was he talking about?
  • Seriously, what crime had he committed to apologize so intensely? Your phone had been vibrating the entire f*cking morning.
  • When your phone rang AGAIN, you picked it up
  • “DAMMIT Yoosung, SHUT UP ALREADY!! It’s not my fault if you committed a crime! Don’t drag me into this!”
  • You hung up angrily, glaring at your phone as you rubbed on the outside of your poor, poor toothache.
  • Meanwhile:
  • Yoosung was tearing up from your phone call. S-she considers it a crime…? NOOOOOO!!
  • “I’LL NEVER LIE AGAIIIIIIN!!!” he bawled
  • And the misunderstandings only continued to grow.
  • (But your tooth felt better!!)

Zen

  • “Baaaabe… why won’t you talk to me?”
  • You’d cancelled out on a date, and you hadn’t talked to him the entire day PLUS you hadn’t answered his nightly phone calls—it was a TRADITION between the two of you, TRADITION!!
  • Now Zen was at your door, half sobbing as you refused to let him inside the apartment.
  • You were suffering from a toothache, and you really really didn’t want to talk to him right now
  • He’d even been telling you yesterday, “Babe, I know you love sweets but it’s not good to eat too many! If you really need something sweet… you can have me, instead!”
  • …to which you pushed him aside and took another cookie from behind him.
  • Zen’s knocking persisted, “I know you’re in there! Please come out? We can talk about it… Was it a fake scandal or something? You know I only love you… It must be a misunderstanding, let’s talk, okay?”
  • He was starting to sound desperate, and you almost felt sorry for him… BUT.
  • Yes, BUT, your pride still won over your sympathy. There was no way you were going to let him know that he had been right, that you shouldn’t have eaten so many sweets.
  • His knocking suddenly stopped when another door slammed open- probably your neighbour’s.
  • The familiar old lady’s voice shouted, “STOP KNOCKING AT THE DOOR, YOUNG MAN! IF YER CHEATING AND UNFAITHFUL, IT’S YER OWN DAMN FAULT, EH, PRETTY BOY? LEAVE ‘ER ALONE AND STOP YER WHININ’!”
  • You could almost hear Zen’s jaw drop to the ground
  • He would never cheat on you.
  • “What the- no stop, don’t touch me!” Zen shrieked.
  • The old lady’s voice came again, “Oh my, come to think of it, you’re actually quite handsome… Well, since you’re a naughty, unfaithful lad anyway, why don’t you come with me?”
  • “NO! STOP! MC!!!! SAVE ME, PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR”
  • “MC?! GOD SEVEN? HELL, EVEN JUMIN HAN!! I’ll forgive you for everything, even your inability to see my beauty, just please save me…”
  • Screams of agony filled the apartment building.

Jumin

  • “MC. Don’t eat all the sweets at once, you’ll get a toothache, okay?” he said calmly as he gifted you a box of assorted candy.
  • That had been what he told you last night, to which you had carelessly nodded to without really paying attention. You really regretted not listening to him now—but there was no way you would let him have the satisfaction of being right.
  • You proceeded to lock yourself in the room for the day so you wouldn’t have to face him. When he called you to say he’d be coming home from work soon, you only hummed a short reply. “Mhm…”
  • Concerned by your short, seemingly distant reply, he arrived home almost immediately after the call.
  • In swift, long strides, he’s walked to the door of your bedroom, knocking every now and then.
  • “MC..? Are you feeling sick?” Knock knock.
  • “Should I call a doctor?” Knock knock knock.
  • “Do you need Elizabeth the 3rd?” Knock knock.
  • “I’m sorry for hogging her last night. I promise to share her wonderful embodiment of fur with you the next time.” Knock.
  • “Or are you, perhaps, hungry…? Oh. Could it be your time of the month? I have heard women tend to be grumpy and irritabl-“
  • You swung open the door, glaring at him. “Hmph!” you grunted, refusing to open your mouth to reply.
  • He stared.
  • And stared.
  • …and stared.
  • “PFFT!” then he burst out laughing. “GYAHAHAHAH—you! You look! HAHAHAHH!!”
  • What the- who died and replaced the serious, dull Jumin Han with this out of character laughing freak??
  • Seriously, this guy’s sense of humour was whack.

Seven

  • The number that you are trying to reach is not available right now. Please call again later.
  • The number that you are trying to reach-
  • The number that you-
  • The nu-
  • Beeeeep, beeeep, beeeep, beeep…
  • All seven of Seven’s phones couldn’t get in contact with you right now.
  • He knew that you were home—the GPS on your phone showed it! And you hadn’t left your house today either, according to his security cameras. (Stalker alert lololol)
  • Instead of trying to bother you more, he began to sulk in the corner of his dark, dark room.
  • I don’t deserve her.
  • She probably hates me now.
  • Mushrooms were growing on top of his head as each thought made him more and more depressed.
  • It’s no wonder… I didn’t share the last Honey Buddha Chips with her yesterday…
  • MC -
  • His phone suddenly rang, showing your caller ID.
  • “MC?!” he exclaimed excitedly.
  • Seeeveeeen… I can’t take it anymore!” your muffled voice came through the speaker. “My tooth… It hurts too much!! I’m sorry I ate all your boxes of Honey Buddha Chips… Ugghh…”
  • WHAT!?!
  • “WHAT DID YOU SAY?” he shouted, eyes widening in horror.
  • No. NO. That can’t be!
  • Seven fainted.

Saeran

  • Poke. Poke. Poke.
  • He snickered as he poked against your cheek, knowing that you were biting back tears from your painful toothaches.
  • “Grrr,” you growled at him angrily, narrowing your eyes as you pouted.
  • Say it. Tell me I was right. I waaarned you what would happen if you ate too much candy, didn’t I?” he sighed in mock pity.
  • You shook your head furiously, stubbornly refusing.
  • “MC~ I won’t give you the numbing medicine if you don’t say it~” he teased, grinning.
  • You let out a whiny whimper from your throat, giving him your best puppy look face, trying to look pitiful. Instead, this lil asshole only laughed at you.
  • Still, you kept your mouth shut.
  • “Tsk, fine, be that way,” he sighed dramatically, an amused glint in his eyes.
  • But you actually did continue to ignore him, for the entire day. He began to worry if you were really mad at him, and he poked his head into your room to check up on you quietly, not wanting to say anything that could upset you. (It was so cute, awwh)
  • Truthfully, your toothache was even worse now, and you didn’t even have the motivation to let him know that you weren’t mad.
  • So when you woke up the next morning, you found breakfast and ice cream on your table, with a little note next to it.
  • I’m sorry about yesterday, will you forgive me?’
  • Awwww, Saeran~!!

tired-emotions  asked:

Hey I wanted to know if you can make a thing were Draco gets jealous of Ron hitting on Harry? Just a random thing :P

Draco was sitting in the eighth year common room on the couch, using one arm to read, while the other was draped lazily over Harry’s shoulder.

Harry was cuddled up next to Draco and was talking to Ron.

“Hey Harry,” said Ron, “ what do you say about you and me going to hogsmeade for a butterbeer?” Ron asked while giving Harry a wink.

Draco was trying very hard not to pay too much attention to Wea- Ron, and Harry’s conversation, though his mind kept wandering back to what Ron just asked.

‘He doesn’t mean like a date right?’ Thought Draco, ‘I mean he does know that Harry is my boyfriend, and he wouldn’t ask Harry out on a date if he knows that he’s my boyfriend, right?’

While Draco was having his little epiphany, Ron was very much aware of what he just asked Harry. You could practically see the gears in Malfoy’s head shifting, trying to make out what Ron had meant.

Ron very much liked to make Draco jealous. It was a pass time of his if you will. He would never think to go on date with Harry. They were too much like brothers for him to even fathom the idea. Though it did come in useful when he wanted to play a joke on Malfoy.

“Sure, why not. I could go for a butter beer right now” Harry said while getting off the couch.

As Harry got off, he kissed Draco’s cheek as a goodbye and made way to go out with Ron.

This seemed to bring Draco back to reality, as he too, got off the couch and made his way to Ron and Harry.

He quickly made it to Harry’s side just as he saw Ron put his arm around Harry’s shoulder. That seemed to really set him off.

“Weasley, a word if you will,” asked Draco tensely.

He pulled Ron toward a corner and gave the the famous Malfoy sneer.

“What do you think you’re doing, taking my boyfriend to go get a butter beer?” Asked Draco through gritted teeth.

Ron just gave a lazy smile and shrugged his shoulders.

“What? He wasn’t doing anything so I just asked, plus he’s cute.”

Ron knew he was taking a risk saying that Harry was cute l, but it was well worth the expression that Malfoy had on his face. He was practically livid with what Ron just said. Draco grabbed Ron’s collar and was about to demand that he repeat what he just said about Harry, when said person arrived beside them.

“What’s going on here? Ron, weren’t we going to get a butter beer, and Draco, love why are you grabbing on to Ron’s shirt like that? Please let him go.”

Draco did let go, but that doesn’t mean that he wasn’t any less mad about what Ron had said.

“Ron, could you wait by the door for me please? I’ll just be a minute with this one.” Harry said while pointing a finger at Draco.

Ron did as he was told and then it was just Draco and Harry.

“Draco,” Harry began softly “why were you mad at Ron. Did he do something to you?”

Draco took a couple of deep breaths before he spoke to Harry. He hated admitting his feelings to people, especially when they made him seem vulnerable. Harry was the only exception in this case.

“I don’t like how he was talking to you,” Draco began “he knows I’m your boyfriend, but he’s always doing stuff like this to make me angry. Walking with you to classes, eating with you in the great hall, and now taking you to go get butter beer.” Draco then crossed his arms and pouted. “That’s my job.”

Harry then gave him such a big smile.

He knows that Draco doesn’t like to talk about his feelings, he rarely does. Though there are times when he will, and Harry is so proud of him for those.

He goes up to Draco and with his hand gently caresses his cheek. Draco closes his eyes and leans into the touch.

Harry then moves forward a little and presses their lips together. It’s a sweet kiss. A reassuring kiss. A kiss that shows that Harry isn’t going anywhere.

When they break apart Harry speaks first.

“Oh Draco,” Harry starts “ I love you so much, you know that. I don’t want you to think that Ron’s replacing you because he isn’t. He’s like a brother to me. It’s ok that he walks me to classes, and sits with me in the great hall, and takes me out to butter beer. Do you know why?”

Draco shakes his head.

“Because when it’s cold or I’m feeling sad, it’s you I get to cuddle with. When I’m happy, it’s you that I get to kiss, and it’s you that I get to call my boyfriend, not Ron. I understand that you’re jealous, but there’s no need. It’s you that I want Draco, and it’s you that I have”

Draco didn’t know what to say. So he didn’t say anything. Instead he kissed Harry. A kiss so full of passion and love, and everything else that Draco felt about the boy in front of him.

About the boy he loves,

And about the boy who loves him back.
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I’m sorry if this is really bad. I don’t usually write things. Actually I don’t write things at all. This is the first ficlet thing that I’ve ever written, so excuse me if it’s not that great.

The Sexual Escapades of the Well-Informed Pureblood, Engaged to the Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch.20

Soooo….Harry was being shifty as fuck, eh? Why didn’t he tell Draco about the promotion offer? That’s, um, kind of what this chapter is all about. And it…doesn’t end well.

You guys aren’t going to like @bixgirl1 and me very much for these next few chapters. We’re sorry, okay?! We can’t help but fuck things up every once in a while cause we’re both extra AF and we need help or something.

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Nothing Gold Can Stay~ Corbyn Besson

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Word count- 3,021 (This was alot of work, don’t judge me)

Warning- Teen pregnancy, death and cancer.

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To say you were scared would be an understatement, you were plain terrified. You felt your hands shaking from the terror running through your vein. You were screwed, your life was over. How were you going to be able to tell him? He as going to hate you, he was going to leave you.

You looked down at the plastic stick one more time before crawling off of the floor with a large exhale. You looked at yourself in the mirror, you saw the fear in your own eye and were appalled. Why were you so scared? You knew what you were getting yourself into when you made that decision. Your eye drifted over your tense shoulders, down your caved in chest and to your stomach.

Underneath everything, there was a little being growing there, a little Corbyn and you, waiting to meet you both.

The thought brought the happiest of smiles to your face but it was immediately washed away as soon as there was a knock on the bathroom door.

“Y/N, you ok babe?” You heard the love of your life say from across the wooden door. You felt your heart speed up and your breath start to slip away from you. you realized that he was saying more than just that but your mind wasn’t registering that.

The door was pushed open and Corbyn had his hands on your face, turning you to look at him. The fog that seemed to be clogging your ears from your brain cleared and our eye focused on his. You wanted to scream the news at the top of your lungs to him but your mouth wouldn’t cooperate. You wanted Corbyn to tell you that he was happy that you were pregnant but you had a gut feeling that things weren’t going to work out in your favor.

“Baby, what’s wrong?” He said gently, with no anger or sadness in his voice. You felt the hope slip into the back of your mind again. Lazily, you flung your head to where the test stick was sitting on the counter. When Corbyn let go of your face to garb the plastic, life changing stick, you felt the butterflies in your stomach start to erupt with anticipation.

“Does this mean…?” His back was turned toward you so you couldn’t see the expression his face was holding but you could just imagine the look of pure horror. You wanted to cry and for the first time that day, your body let you.  A single tear fell from you right eye. It was kinda soothing, being able to cry, it felt like a sweet release to be able to finally do it. “I’m gonna be a dad?”

Corbyn turned around and you saw the happiest smile on his face. You felt the weight of the anxiety you had lift off of your chest. You took a step toward him and nodded your head. You felt his hands wrap around your waist and pull you into his chest. You began to laugh when he started jumping in a small circle with you in his arms.

“I’M GONNA BE A DAD!” he screamed loud enough for the other boys to hear. You Started to push yourself away from Corbyn because you wanted to look at his face. His eyes were almost unable to be seen because his cheeks were being pushed up that high.

“I CALL BEING THE GODFATHER!” Daniel said as he quickly peeked his head into the bathroom.

~

Both you and Corbyn decided to get an apartment to prepare for the baby to come.

“I’ve told you how many times Corbyn, it’s gonna be a boy. I can feel it.” you said as Corbyn was on his laptop looking at pink clothes online for babies.

“Babe, you have to let me dream. I want a little you running around! think about it! she’s have your face shape and smile, maybe my hair and nose! Literally would be the cutest baby in existence!” He flung his head back and had a dreamy look in his eyes. You were distracted by his beauty and his happiness that you had to put in your input.

“No matter what, I just hope our baby has your eyes, I love them so much.” You turned around to go close the blinds in the living room because of the sun starting to give you a headache. You heard the patter of Corbyn feet across the living room and thought nothing of it. You quickly twisted the shutters closed and turned around.

When you went to speak with Corbyn about dinner, you saw that he was kneeling right in front of you. Your breath was stuck in your chest and you stared at him in awe, was he really doing this now?

“Y/F/n, I have loved you since the moment I set my eyes on you. You were confident, talented and kind. I loved that much about you the first time I met you. But as I got to know you, I feel in love with the little things about you, like how your nose crinkles up when you lie, or how your eyebrows are always raised when you’re happy. I fell in love with your heart, I loved the way you simply handed a man two dollars so he could get a bus ride home on a cold night with no questions asked. I feel in love with everything about you. Then you got pregnant, sure it was earlier than I would have liked but I am so happy that I get to raise a child with you. SO as I’m sitting here, shaking like a mad man. Will you marry me?”  He asked, popping the small leather box open and showing a small diamond ring on a silver band.

“Yes” you could barely get the single word out over the tears that streaming off of your face. He shakily slipped the ring onto your finger and pulled you into a kiss. This kiss was something unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, it was passionate but pure, hungry but wholesome. You were So happy to be able to say you were going to be able to be with the love of your life for the rest of your life. You felt the butterflies start again in your barely showing stomach.

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“Corbyn Besson, you have been putting your yearly check up off for three months. If you don’t go, I’m calling your mom!” You said as you were making breakfast one morning. Granted, being six months pregnant made it hard for you to move around without hitting anything but you managed.

“I’m not scared of my mother babe, I’m a grown adult.” He said nonchalantly as he continued to scroll through his phone, “ and it’s not like I’m gonna die if I don’t go.” You rolled your eyes and pulled out your phone and pretended to make a call. You waited a little while, continuing to stir the eggs before speaking.

“Hey Saskia! It’s Y/N, and I was calling to let you know that Corbyn isn’t planning on going to his chec-” was all you got out before your phone was out of your hands and on the counter.

“Fine, I’ll go! What time is my appointment?” He said in defeat. You couldn’t help the smirk that was on your face, he always had a weak spot for his mom.

“It’s at two, but I have to meet with Mary then. I’m asking her to be the Godmother to our son.” You both had recently gone to the sonogram, finding out that you were having a baby boy. “Speaking of which, I think I figured out a good name!”

“Yeah what is it?“he said looking up from the glass of water he had made himself.

"Ray Jordan?” You said looking at his face in anticipation. You knew his family was special to him, so you wanted your babies name to reflect that. His piercing eyes stared into yours before you saw the tears start to weld up, threathening to overflow from his eyes.

Suddenly you were wrapped into a hug and squished up against your loves chest. He really was happy that you wanted to put his family into thought when you picked out his first born’s name.

“I was gonna suggest George Lucas for his name but I love your idea so much more.” You laughed at his obvious Star Wars reference and began to tear up. The more days that went by, the more real this entire process seemed to be. Corbyn, the love of your life, was going to be the father of your child, the father of Ray Jordan Besson. And you wouldn’t want it any other way.

~

Later that night, you had started to make grilled cheese for dinner, knowing that was one of Corbyn’s favorite meals on week nights. It was quick and easy for you so the convenience was great.  

You were almost done with the last of Corbyn’s four grilled cheeses, he liked to eat, when you got a text from him.

Corbyn <3

Hey Love, We have to talk about something when I get home, I love you.

You sent him back a quick reply declaring your love for him, you were surprised when he said that he appointment was going to be taking longer than expected. You thought that at the latest, he would be home at 3:30 but he ended up calling you, saying that the doctor was taking longer than he should have.

It was nearly five o'clock and he still hadn’t come home, all you wanted was to see his face and to kiss him. You couldn’t help but worry when you had started to clean up the little mess you had made while making dinner. After you had put all the loose and dishes into the kitchen sink, you sat down at the dining table.

Your apartment had a small circular wooden table in the small dining room, it was on of the things that you loved about it. You loved the small details that were placed everywhere, from the mantel pieces to the frames with family pictures on the hallway walls. You fell in love with this place just like you fell in love with Corbyn, completely and all at once.

You were knocked out of you thoughts by the living room door opening and shutting. You looked up to see Corbyn, a sad smile on his face, but a smile none the less. You quickly got up as he walked over to you and hugged him, pulling him closer than you would have ever before.

“I have cancer.” those were the first words to leave his mouth.

You were shocked to say the least but you could tell that Corbyn was breaking, so you had to put on a strong face and walk him over to the living room, gently sitting down on the couch then pulling him down with you. Once he was all the way seated, you both sat in silence for a good thirty seconds before he collapsed onto your lap and started crying.

You whispered sweet nothings into his ear, carefully running your fingers through his hair until he fell asleep, tear staining his face and your torn heart. You couldn’t help but let the tears fall from your face as you realized that he wasn’t going to see your moment of weakness.

What happens if he dies? You’ll have to raise this child on your own, not only that but you’ll lose the one person who made you happy, the one person who took all the pain away.

That was the first night you dreamed of being a single parent.

~

The next morning you were awoken to a soft whispering from the person you loved with your whole being. You didn’t open your eyes, but you listened to what he was saying, and what you heard broke your heart.

“I promise you little man, I’m gonna try to stay with you and your mommy for as long as I can, Great Grandpa Besson had the same thing, he didn’t make it, but I will. I’m gonna do this, for you because you deserve a dad. You deserve to be happy and I wanna be there to make sure you get it. Lung cancer isn’t gonna beat this Besson man, not if he has a little one to take care of.” He whispered to your stomach, making your heart eat at unusual rates.

You had to fight the tears back, but they couldn’t stop.

“Y/N, are you up baby?” he said brushing the hair out of your face. you softly opened your tear filled eyes and started to take in the man that was hovering over you. His piercing blue eye, soft smile, dyed blonde hair and his cute nose. You wanted to hold this memory forever, the moment he made the promise to live, that he wouldn’t leave. The first promise he made to your unborn child. “I hate to kill the awesome morning vibe, but I start Chemo on Monday.”

~

The month that followed was harsh, Corbyn was getting Chemo treatments every day for the first week then every other day after that. It was a grueling task to ask of a eighteen year old boy but he was strong and was making it through.

You were now seven months and trying to figure out how the hell you were going to raise this child and take care of your sick fiance. He was trying to make it seem like he wasn’t hurting, but you knew better. You knew that he was getting worse, that it was only a matter of time before he passed on. You didn’t want to think about it, because every time you did, tear wielded up in your eyes and the stinging sensation  returned to your stomach.

“Hey baby, could you help me really quick?” You hear your nerd’s voice say from across the apartment, he sounded like he was in the bedroom, but you waddled your way back there and didn’t see him anywhere.

“Corbyn?” you called out from him but you were met with an awkward sound from across the hallway. The sound was coming from the nursery. As you tip toed that way, you realized that the door was propped open. you cautiously pushed the door open and saw a happy scene.

Corbyn was standing in from of a crib that he somehow put together without any assistance from you. He was holding a little lamb stuffed animal in his arms, you started to feel the tears in your eyes. This platinum haired boy was doing everything you could have ever asked him to do, he was being caring, he was being sweet, and he was putting himself aside for your baby.

“You did this by yourself? When did you have time? I’ve literally been with you since you got home from the hospital.”

“Well the guys came over and did it from me, but I found this lamb from some of the stuff my mom gave me. It was my favorite toy until I was in kindergarten and I wanted my son to have it”

And for a moment every thing was okay, but as You’ve probably heard before, nothing gold can stay.

~

A few days later, you woke easily for the first time, you felt happy. I mean this wasn’t even something you’d have thought you could feel after all the horrible things that seemed to be happening to you left and right.

Your bed was warm, but the warmest thing was your heart. You opened your eyes to see Corbyn laying there with a smile on his face. His eyes were peacefully closed, so you knew he was asleep. You watched him closely, trying to take in every part of him that looked happy, because he did, look happy that was. His face was showing his true youth, not the stressed out teen that was becoming a dad and had to act like an adult. You watched his chest raise and fall.

But it wasn’t, it wasn’t raising and falling. It was still, unmoving, lifeless even. YOu waited for seconds, minutes for his chest to move before you started to feel an nausiating feeling, you wanted to cry but for some reason you couldn’t. You felt numb to the entire world, but then again your entire world was just taken from you. Your heart feel to your toes as it was smooched and cracked, trying to spare itself from the pain. But it was inevitable,

Corbyn Besson, the love of your life, was taken from you. He had died.

~

The funeral had come and gone, all of your friends were there, Nicki, Stephanie, Steph, Rhea, Hayley, Samie and Maia. So many people said so many nice things, they talked about how much they loved Corbyn, how much he effected their lives. They even mentioned how much they loved and wanted to be there for you.

Within the following weeks, your baby was born. The best part was, it wasn’t a boy, it was a beautiful baby girl. She had brunette hair and beautiful blue eyes she aslo had Corbyn’s nose, everything he wanted in his daughter. She was a happy baby, constantly laughing and making you happy, but she reminded you of Corbyn with each growing day. But to be honest, you wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.

You kept your promise to Corbyn, that you would name your child after his family to you did. You even asked his brother Jordan to be the godfather of the beautiful baby girl.

Rae Caroline Besson

You used his dad’s name as well as his mothers middle name, hoping that as he watched over them, he would be proud of your choice in naming your daughter.

As time went on, you were happy but you were never happy with anyone that wasn’t Rae or Corbyn, but you had your family, Corbyn’s family and the guys. But it still wasn’t the same.

why you maybe asking?

Because nothing good, pure, happy and sweet, can stay.

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Anon ask: First of all, I love your new theme Oppa! , it looks so professional \(>u3

Warning: swearing - The reader is like Dr. Strange which is freaking awesome

(A/N): This is so bad I’m so sorry guys

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anonymous asked:

"Don't call me jealous he is trying to flirt with you"

“Don’t call me jealous he is trying to flirt with you” I love this one so much!!! Hope you like it!!!
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He’s all sweaty,his curls fall on his forehead,but the glow he have on his eyes is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen in your life. You keep looking him at a distance,admiring his profile,the shape of his nose,the way that he blinks when laughing and how he loves to speak with his hands. His eye meet yours and he smile at you,finishing the conversation with the guys and coming to you. You don’t move your eyes from him,from the way he walks,the way he keep smiling.
“I don’t recall you ever this quite after some show.” He says and take your hands with his,intertwining your fingers from both hands into his. “Everything all right?”
“Everything is all right,I’m just admiring you from distance.”
“People say I’m prettier from distance.” He gives you the shoulders making you laugh.
“I don’t know who are them,but I strongly disagree with them! You are much better from where I’m standing.” You lean closer,glueing your chest on his and looking up.
“Them you shouldn’t be that far away like you were.” He slips one of his hand on your waist and the other he places on your face,leaning towards you and kissing you.
“Hey love birds,are we going out or not?” You stop kissing him and he puts his forehead on your,slightly kissing your nose and looking up as you chuckle.
“We meet you at the car Andrew!” The whole group leaves laughing and as soon as the door closes,he kiss you once more. You just realize things are getting more intimacy when his hands slide under your shirt and tries to pull it out.
“Don’t we need to meet them in the car?” You whisper and you can see Shawn taking a deep breath with his eyes closed.
“We do need! One more?” He don’t wait for your answer,just put his lips on yours.
“We really need to go babe!”
“Fine,but you’re the one saying that,not me.”
“I’m pretty sure it’s Andrew,Geoff and Josh. Your phone don’t stop buzzing since they left the room.”
“They know how to kill the mood! Come on,let’s go to the car!” He holds your hand and take his phone from the table,open the door and close again.
“What did you think about today’s show?” He asks looking at you for a second,but then looking back at the phone,answering the guys.
“You were amazing as always. You know who much I love watching you on stage.” He don’t answer,but you can see from the size of his smile,that he loved your answer. He takes your hand to his mouth and kiss your hand and fingers.

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At the restaurant,conversation flows naturally and you can’t stop laughing. You knew how much Shawn loves his crews,and after meeting them,you could see why.
“Ok,wait a minute,Y/N,don’t look now,but that guy on the next table can’t stop staring at you!” Geoff says laughing at Shawn’s serious face and you slowly look at your side,seeing who is the guy staring at you.
“He’s probably just looking at Shawn thinking that he might know who Shawn is,but he’s to afraid to ask.” You say looking back at Geoff.
“He really seems to be looking at you Y/n!” Shawn looks once more to the guy,looking uncomfortable.
“Like I care Shawn. Let he look at me,I’m with you.” Shawn gives you a small smile and kiss you temple.
“Okay,wait,we need to take a photo this time!” You take Shawn’s phone from the table and open the camera.“Here Josh,take one please!” You hand his phone to Josh,who adjust the camera to fit everyone and take the photo,handing back to you. “You post or I post?” You ask him looking at the pic.
“You can post this one!”
“Thank you!” You kiss his cheek and unlock his phone,getting into your Instagram and posting it.

After everyone eating,a few leave,but you,Shawn and the guys stayed a little bit more for a few more drinks before getting to the hotel room.
“One more beer and we can go,deal?” Shawn looks at you,as if answering if it was ok,and you just nod.
The waitress hand everyone the new glass of beer,but for Shawn,she hand two glasses.
“I’m,sorry,but I just ordered one!” Shawn tries to hand back to the waitress.
“The other one was payed by an anonymous admire.” Shawn looks at you,who are more confusing then him. All the guys are laughing so hard as you both look around,and suddenly,you realize and start laughing.
“What the fuck is happening? Why are all you guys laughing at?” You can see that he’s a little mad,for not knowing what’s going on.
“Don’t call me jealous babe,but I think he is trying to flirt with you!” You keep laughing and point your head to the guy on the next table.
“THAT’S what I call a plot twist!!” Josh says making you laugh even harder and Shawn blushes 10 times more than usual.

Soap Opera- Daniel Seavey

A/N: Requested from the prompt list, #34 “You’re everything to me” & #65 “I thought I lost you” sorry it’s so short but I still think its cute so here you go (This is one of the more comedic ones that I’ve done so please give me some feedback on if I should do more of these)

Summary: It’s been two weeks since you and Daniel had gotten into a huge fight over something small, both of you too childish to apologize, until one day he shows up at your house.

it was week two of staying at Christina’s house, you were best friends and you knew she loved you but you did kind of show up unannounced so you understood why she wanted you gone.

Christina sat down next to you, no makeup on, with glasses, and one of Corbyn’s sweatshirts, a mug of hot chocolate in her right hand, she always looked effortlessly beautiful. you smiled at her until she stole the family sized bag of chips from you. 

“Y/N” she spoke, placing the bag of chips on the coffee table in front of you, “its been two weeks, you know I love you but you need to stop being so petty and just talk to Daniel already. I can tell you miss him, and I know for a fact that he misses you too.” you crossed your arms and sunk deeper into the couch.

“if he missed me, he wouldn’t have let me walk out that day. Besides I’m perfectly fine without him” you lifted your nose in the air and looked away from your best friend, but you still felt her judging you.

she grabbed your shoulder and forced you to look at her, “you’ve spent the last two weeks sitting on this couch eating junk food and crying over Spanish soap opera’s!” she exclaimed, you frowned knowing she was right.

“Okay fine, maybe I do miss him, but I’ll get over it. He betrayed me, Christina! Betrayed me!” you wailed dramatically and snatched the bag of chips back as Corbyn walked into the room, slinging his arm around Christina.

“definitely too many soap opera’s” she sighed, shaking her head at you.

“Alright I gotta head to the studio” he smiled, placing a kiss on Christina’s lips, you groaned and threw the bag at them.

“EW AFFECTION!”

Corbyn let out a laugh and patted you on the head on his way out. “Bye Y/N”

“Seriously Y/N-” Christina was cut off by the doorbell, you cheered, content with the fact that you didn’t have to hear her nag anymore.

She rolled her eyes as she stood up to open the door, your eyes widened as you saw who it was.

You shot up off the couch and before Christina could even think, you slammed the door, leaning your back against it.

“Y/N! open the freaking door, you need to talk to him.” she scolded, placing her hand on her hip, you shook your head.

“No Way!” you whispered, “He doesn’t even know I’m here, we just have to wait till he leaves.”

“Y/N! I know you’re in there!” you heard Daniel shout from the other side of the door, you screwed your eyes shut.

“Damn it!” you cursed.

Christina pushed you out of the way, opening the door to reveal your boyfriend, his phone in one hand, car keys in the other.

“Talk it out!” Christina pointed at you before leaving the room.

you cleared your throat and crossed your arms, “Daniel.”

“Y/N?” his statement seemed more like a question, wondering if you were still mad at him.

“Yes?” you sighed.

“I just wanted to apologize for what I did, I didn’t know that it would hurt your feelings to this extent, and I want you to come home” he spoke, but you were too stubborn to give up that easy.

“I don’t know if I can forgive you Daniel” you whispered, looking down at the floor.

“I’ll take you to Chipotle” 

your eyes lit up as you jumped into his arms, he let out a laugh and wrapped his arms around you.

“Okay good, because you’re everything to me Y/N, I thought I had lost you”

you smiled up at him, placing a quick but meaningful kiss on his lips.

“next time, just don’t eat my leftovers” you warned.

“Literally a fucking soap opera” you heard Christina speak from behind you.

witchlightsands  asked:

give me those sweet lloyd headcanons bek (if u toss in a micah u can have my firstborn)

only the sweetest for u rose *finger guns*

  • Will sing Tangled all day long cause when he was a kid he was trapped in the bounty all the time and he has golden hair so he is naturally Rapunzel
  • Nelson: call me THE PURPLE NINJA
    Lloyd to one of the nurses: is this child up for adoption
  • He’ll be like “I’m just doodling” and before he knows it he’s drawn this massive flawless landscape that people would sell their soul for
    • “Haha Kai I drew an ugly picture of you” *shows Kai the most beautifully detailed picture he’s ever seen, better than any selfie he has ever taken*
  • “Honestly who in the hell thought pea green was a good colour. It’s so ugly. Like, how am I supposed to jump out at bad guys in this ugly suit? Ooh, be careful guys!! Pea boy might set his entire allotment of vegetables on you!! I’m so scared!!”
  • “Lloyd remember when you had a bowl cut” “how did any of you not shave my head"
  • Oh him and Kai being best bros?? Completely platonic best bros?? Brothers?
    • I put this in the tags of something I can’t remember but consider: Kai lost his father and he did have his sister, so he wasn’t alone, but he never had someone who he could rely on as a dad. He had to step up and be that himself. So when Lloyd loses his dad, he steps in and acts like the big brother Lloyd always needed because he would’ve wanted someone to do the same for him. And being his bro means he can be an older influence he can trust to take care of him without making him feel as if he is replacing his dad
    • cause let’s be honest Kai will stay up with him until the morning looking at all possible ways to get his dad back
    • That makes it sound like Kai is responsible but he is not ajdjsj
    • “Hey Lloyd I just bought a giant bottle of coke and 7 packets of mints, wanna see how many we can put in the bottle before it blows up?”
    • Lloyd can be the ultimate wingman or the bane of his existence when it comes to Kai trying to flirt with someone
    • Anyone: you’re so smooth Kai ;)
      Lloyd: that’s what you think. Yesterday when he was sleep deprived he tried to hit on a movie poster and when they didn’t say anything back he cried.
    • One time when Lloyd was still a shorty Kai woke up in the middle of the night and turned over to see Lloyd standing by his bedside just staring at him and Kai screams so loud he has a squeaky voice the next day
    • “I wanted to know if you ate my ice cream” he’d said.
    • Kai: Lloyd doesn’t skip leg day, right Lloyd?
      Lloyd: no I don’t.
      Kai: good man! because every day is leg day am I r-
      Lloyd: no. I don’t skip leg day because there is no leg day. I don’t work out. no day is leg day.
  • Lloyd is so good at building dens you have no idea. He had to look like an evil mastermind back at darkleys and you can’t be an evil mastermind without a sick headquarters
  • “I love when people are telling me I’m like 2, 9 years old. I’m eleven so shut the f up”
  • He cannot go on holiday anywhere that requires a passport, because you know, it says he’s like 10 years old and he has a baby photo so
    • He got in so much trouble because he completely forgot and tried to use it at the airport and the security guard was like “is this a joke. You have clearly taken a passport that belongs to a 10 year old child. This is not you”.
    • Lloyd cries.
    • They all get home and they’re like what do we do?? And after a long discussion, cole, who is in the background, just slowly puts his book down and goes “I know a guy who knows a guy. He can hook you up.”
    • And he sounds so sinister when he says it like what does he mean? What will the guy who’s known by a guy that cole knows do??
    • Turns out he just fiddles with the date on his records but still, why does cole need to know someone who can hack into legal documents. Why cole. Why.
  • Jay: Lloyd your mom needs you
    Lloyd: *puts on sunglasses* I can’t read suddenly I don’t know
  • Lloyd: I’m not 10 anymore stop treating me like a baby!!
    Wu: Lloyd you need to come help me with-
    Lloyd: sorry uncle Wu but I am only 10
  • Everyone’s like “oh Lloyd I bought you this green item of clothing because you love green :)” and Lloyd is like :’’’’’’) thanks?? Because he wants to be grateful but he doesn’t even like green he just feels obliged to wear it because it’s his ninja colour ajdnan
  • has so many vintage comics that if he sold them he would probably be a millionaire
  • his reading wasn’t so sharp cause again, he just aged up magically without school or life training etc, but he made himself read more so he’d be better at it and now he would die for a good book
  • pls… don’t go to him with your struggles. he will be more than happy to listen and give you advice but the bean boy has enough on his plate just let him sleep
  • the king of hide and seek? once they couldn’t find him for 7 hours and they assumed he had been kidnapped again
  • “oh, I can be chivalrous, watch this. ahem, wilst thou accompanyeth meen to the theatre where they shallst be showing thine desired movie this fine nightynoon”
  • he once convinced the group that his powers diminished if he didn’t get to eat some candy every few hours
    • how does he still have pristine teeth please tell me
  • Wu: if you don’t stop it right now I will… i’ll… tell your mom i’m mad!!!
    Lloyd with heavy sarcasm: well now there’s no need to take drastic measures here uncle
  • try and pull the “i’m disappointed in you” card and he’ll be like lmao me too, you can’t guilt trip me if i’m already guilt tripping myself *taps finger on his head*
  • one time he pulled the lid off of a tub of cereal too hard and honestly, they were still finding pieces of it a month after it happened. it went everywhere. Lloyd just went straight back to bed
  • “oh, get some sleep??? I don’t know her. I do not sleep. no, only my respecting ninjago juice keeps me going, I don’t need breaks. Breaks are for the weak and sleep is for losers.100% 24/7 365.” “…” “please send me on vacation”

Also some brightshipping for you because it cleansed my soul and cleared my skin and watered my crops

  • The first time they meet Micah trips and falls on him and is like ‘oh no he’s cute’ and just goes “oh are you an angel cause guess I really fell from heaven on you right now and it probably hurt haha b ye” and just gets up and runs away, and Lloyd just lays there on the floor like ???¿??¿¿??¿? what is happening
    • And he brushes it off, but he can’t stop thinking about him for some reason and he’s like “he had really cute hair and the biggest most beautiful eyes that stared right into my soul- oh no Kai had been talking to me for the past 5 minutes I have not been listening”
    • Micah is like pls let me never see him again I’m so embarrassed
    • He sees him again and is like God if you’re out there please let him not notice me
      Lloyd: oh hi fancy seeing you here :)
      Micah: wth @ god I said no what is up with this
  • Wu: I’m going to the mall do you want anything
    Lloyd: something sparkly would be nice
    Micah, dropping to one knee: will a ring do
  • Cuddled up on the couch playing i spy all day and Lloyd keeps saying “I spy the love of my life” and Micah is like that is not how you play the game Lloyd but thank you I love you too
  • One time lloyd is sad and Micah just boops him on the nose and he is healed
  • Lloyd: I still can’t drive
    Micah: are you kidding I’m going to teach you to drive
    Lloyd: Micah… we are .. the same age… you can’t drive…
    Micah: i am going to teach you to drive.
  • I seem to remember somewhere that you said Micah works in a flower shop?
    • So Lloyd and Micah have been getting to know each other for a while and Lloyd is like “I can do this I can buy the cute boy some flowers come on Lloyd”
    • so he marches into the florist and slams $20 on the checkout and is like “I need your gayest bunch of flowers stat”
    • he is shook when Micah turns around and gives him this glowing smile and goes “oh hey Lloyd what brings you here :)” and he’s like “if I ever needed a sign it’s right here”
    • So he asks Micah his favourite flowers that he would “recommend” and Lloyd ends up with a beautiful bunch of flowers and as soon as he finishes paying he screams “WILL YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME PLEASE” and shoves the flowers back in his face “THEY WE’RE FOR YOU ALL ALONG DO YOU LIKE THEM”
    • and Micah is the colour of the carnations he picked out and goes “of course I like them you loser I picked them out myself”
    • Micah loves them so much he used his best preservation techniques to make them last and then gets one of them pressed so he can keep it forever
    • Shows up to the date with one of the flowers in his hair and Lloyd nearly dies
  • Speaking of Micah makes badass flower crowns and Lloyd is only too happy to try them out
  • Micah: *knocks on Lloyd’s door* oh fancy seeing you here in this part of town ;))
    Lloyd: Micah i live here this is my bedroom
    • Alternatively:
      Lloyd: *comes out of the bathroom*
      Micah: hey come here often beautiful? ;))
      Lloyd: I was sat with you 30 seconds ago
  • Micah: why is our ship name brightshipping?
    Lloyd: because you are the light and love of my life and my source of joy comes from you and whenever you walk into a room everything lights up and I feel like everything is going to be ok just as long as you’re here
    Micah: *clutches heart* I can’t breathe
  • I mentioned that he sings Tangled so the answer is yes he and Micah will duet with “I see the light”
  • Lots of forehead nuzzles
  • Lloyd makes him blush one time and he’s like “he’s so dreamy- hang on are those FRECKLES”
  • Micah: Lloyd I have a gift for you! *kisses him on the cheek* do you like it?
    Lloyd: I don’t know…
    Micah: :(
    Lloyd: I think I want to return it ;)
    Micah: :D !!
  • Whenever Micah is doing anything remotely competitive Lloyd will be in the crowd waving a bi flag with Micah’s face on it screaming “GO ON BABY KICK HIS ASS”
  • Lloyd while doing pushups: 1…….. 2……. 3……..
    Micah: *walks past*
    Lloyd: 166!!!! 167!!!!! 168!!!!!!!
  • One time Micah pulls up on his bike mid battle and Lloyd is like “what the hell are you doing here?!?!” And Micah just goes “you forgot your lunch”
  • Micah: I am so cool, honestly nothing phases me I can handle anything
    Lloyd: do you have any tape babe I broke something off my bike
    Micah: you can have my liver and my hand in marriage will that suffice
  • Lloyd is the master of light/energy or whatever idk they keep changing it, but that means he can make fireworks and pretty swirly lights in the sky in all sorts of shapes and colours for when they’re on a late night date
    • In the most cliche moment I have ever written, Micah is like “they’re so beautiful” and Lloyd is just looking at him the whole time and goes “yeah you are”
    • because he hasn’t even been paying attention to what he’s doing he’s just looking at Micah
    • the reason the lights are the most beautiful things you’ll ever see is because Micah is the most beautiful thing Lloyd has ever seen
    • and he’s just making what he feels inspired to make when he sees his bf’s beautiful face
  • I could write you a novel on the things that are wrong with Lloyd due to past trauma. But the main thing is that he hates sleeping and he gets really anxious about it, but watching Micah sleeping with this little smile on his face and his messy red hair makes everything so much easier because how can he think of anything else when he has this angel in front of him
  • A battle for who has the softest hair
  • Micah is so extra, he will constantly walk up to Lloyd and dip him just to give him a kiss
  • Lloyd: “DON’T WORRY MICAH YOUR NINJA IN AN UGLY ASS SHINY GREEN GI IS HERE
    Also Lloyd: *trips over a rock*
  • Not to be gay but Micah had a scrapbook of his and Lloyd’s favourite moments and pictures ((also the flower he got pressed))
  • *On Lloyd’s 18th birthday*
    Lloyd: oh you know what this means ;)
    Micah: WE CAN ADOPT EVERY ORPHAN IN NINJAGO
    Lloyd: YOU JUST READ MY MIND THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU
  • They aren’t allowed to adopt all the orphans because Wu ruins everything but they do adopt a dog
  • Morro @ Lloyd: hi.
    Micah: *picks up Lloyd and spins him around so he can kick Morro in the face*
  • one time Micah falls down the stairs and when Lloyd tries to help him he goes “wow there are stars in your eyes” and Lloyd is blushing and goes “aw thanks” and Micah is like “no really I’m seeing stars I hit my head really hard I think I need to go to the hospital”

Ask me ninjago headcanons!

bambamisnotbig  asked:

I don't know if requests are open or maybe you have a lot of work to do but when you get the time could you possibly write a Shownu smut? It can be anything because honestly all your writing is gold. Also I love ambw stories, so if you do write it can it be ambw? Thanks a lot and I'm not rushing you or anything, take your time! Thanks and keep up the great work!<3

Sorry it’s so late~:

Your favorite fan:

You sat on the couch, legs crossed as you wiggled side from side. Your outfit was a simple yet sexy one that you knew would drive him mad. From head to toe, your hair was long flowing down your back, it was straightened resting against your skin, your upper half was decked out with a shirt that had ‘Shownu’ on the front and the last two years on the back representing his birth year. The shirt was white with black lettering because you loved it when he got all cheesy and told you that you were a tall glass of milk. Your legs were covered in thigh high socks, they were white with black stripes running around the thigh band part. No panties were on, just a black strapless bra that could be un-clipped from the front, and a little push up because why the fuck not?

If and when you stood up, the shirt came down passed your ass, showing off the creases of your ass cheeks. You had been staying on the seat rocking side to side trying to listen to the beat of the song playing in your head. You smiled lazily as your lovers deep voice rang out through the speakers. You were so in love with him. It had been a good three months since you were official, but unknown to others but you and him, he was your best friend in his pre-debut days.

It was something about how goofy he was, yet charismatic when the time arose. And for you, he was a big help around your house. With your grades, with getting along with everyone while you were living in the place of Seoul. He was introducing you to a lot of things. And he was your first time as corny as that seemed you loved him, he loved you what was so wrong about it? Oddly enough the sex only happened as a result of play fighting when your body somehow ended up trapped under his and once you felt his hardness against your clothed pussy you couldn’t help but rut against him and he fucked it out of you as well. 

The door opened and you jumped up excitedly bouncing up and down singing all in to him trying to rap some parts as well. Your shirt moved but not that much, your hands clapping together as you welcomed home your tired boyfriend. All you could see was delight on his face, and despite the heavy black bag that was draped on his shoulder, he didn’t let that effect him grazing at you. His eyes roamed over your body hungrily, dropping down his black bag he made his way towards you. Gray shorts hanging low on his waist, black tank top showing off his arms. He had on a black snap back, his feet only covered with the socks because he had taken off his shoes at the door. 

He slowly made step by step towards you, his hands slowly sliding around your waist, under your ass so that he could lift you up by your legs looking eye level at you. “My baby girl is so precious when she sees her baby daddy huh?” He teased a crooked smirk on his lips, his dark eyes twinkling. 

“Well, I am your biggest fan you know? I have to be so happy whenever I see my baby daddy walking by. I need to show you that you were missed and I was so so so soooo proud of you!” Laughing you wiggled in his arms, clapping your hands on his chest. 

“So proud? Is that why you don’t have on shorts baby? I can feel you through this material, you’re fucking wet.” He laughed a husky laugh his breath fanning your face. 

“It’s just because.. I missed you.. It’s been three months I can’t help it that I get needy. I just want to feel you, but of course I want to know how your day has been.” Nodding eagerly you gave a bright smile showing your teeth, he was already carrying you down the hallway towards your shared bedroom. 

“Well, if you are such a great fan like you say, let me give you a reward for being such a thing.” He teased slamming you down on the bed playfully. He crawled in between your legs pressing them down between the bed, looking at your dripping core. “I’ve always loved the color of brown against pink.. Chocolate and.. Strawberry. Can Hyunwoo eat?” He asked softly leaning down blowing against your pussy.

His head dipped down taking darting licks against the length of your pussy, and without warning he dived his tongue deep into your entrance swirling it and shaking his head side to side quickly making use of his tongue. He slurped and pulled back to spit against your pussy slamming in two fingers curving them to stretch you back out, his fingers moving and scissoring you open. He watched you moan for him, the way your lips parted and begged for him to do more, your thighs quivering. 

He pulled out his fingers, going down to your clit sucking on it. He nipped it and licked on it, before pulling back to look down at you. “I’m sorry, I wish that I could eat you a bit longer but I’m rather needy.”

He pulled back to push down his shorts and boxers, revealing his hardened shaft for you to see it. He grabbed at your hips slamming himself deep inside of you. 

Once he established a pace of rocking and pounding in and out of you at a steady pace his hands wandered higher, slipping under your shirt, smirking as his eyebrows furrowed in concentration. He un-clipped your bra from the front grabbing at your plump breast slamming in and out of you. Slowly he let your orgasm build up, bed shaking, sheets dripping in sweat from your bodies. Toes curling, moans slipping from each others lips. He leaned down to kiss you, letting you taste yourself he sucked on your tongue slowly. The kiss was deep the kind that took your breath away.

He rolled and winded his hips, keeping his pace fast sliding his shaft in and out of your dripping walls over and over again. Your legs locked around his waist, hands tangling in his shirt as you pulled him to you. You tried to mumble that you were close and how you wanted him to slow down, prolong it. He didn’t listen though, he continued to rut his hips against yours, pinning your hips into the mattress. 

“Fuck Hyunwoo!” A loud cry left your lips as he brought you to an orgasm, his hand coming down to rub at your clit, his muscles clenching as he gave you his all. Sweat forming on his forehead, his shirt starting to become just as wet as the sheets. You cried under him letting him continue to abuse your pussy sounds of it sounding off the wall at how he treated you. In a few more thrust he was spilling his cum inside of you, pressing his weight down body flush on yours to make sure you took it all.

Once he was satisfied he pulled out of you slowly rolling over on his back, he pulled you on top to take off your sweater, laying you down on his chest. “Mm, I guess I love coming home to my favorite fan. And I’m yours as well.”

MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS.
  • ❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead! ❞
  • ❝ You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important. ❞
  • ❝ Ring ring, hello? Oh, hold on, it's for you - it's second place. ❞
  • ❝ You know that I ain't bragging. ❞
  • ❝ I'm reading this from Wikipedia, so it has to be true. ❞
  • ❝ Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot. ❞
  • ❝ I bet I've got til lunch at least before everyone sees I'm a spaz! ❞
  • ❝ I'm not very hungry - just gimme a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream. ❞
  • ❝ Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo! ❞
  • ❝ Hey turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits. ❞
  • ❝ Is that unfair? -- Oh wait, I don't care. ❞
  • ❝ The truth is that you're such a dork, you kinda make it cool. ❞
  • ❝ We got more balls than the team we cheer for! ❞
  • ❝ Miss Goody Two Shoes makes me wanna barf. ❞
  • ❝ Even mocking cheerleaders cannot hide the emptiness in my soul. ❞
  • ❝ They're dogs! No! Lower than that, they're fleas on dogs! ❞
  • ❝ I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me. ❞
  • ❝ The dinosaurs choked on the dust, they died because God said they must. ❞
  • ❝ Happy kitties, sleepy puppies, tiny duckies, sparkly ponies... ❞
  • ❝ My teen angst bullshit has a body count. ❞
  • ❝ Give my love to the leprechauns. ❞
  • ❝ I thought you were a spoiled, rich, uptight little white bitch now I think you're just white. ❞
  • ❝ I am tired of living alone with my cat! ❞
  • ❝ You drink a lot of Red Bull, don't you? ❞
  • ❝ If I get blood on the carpet my mother will kill me. ❞
  • ❝ Some say that I'm a pompous creep - somehow I don't lose that much sleep. ❞
  • ❝ Such a blunder. Sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder. ❞
  • ❝ Shakin' at the high school hop. ❞
  • ❝ I've got lots of experience with not fitting in. Do you need some pointers? ❞
  • ❝ Ugh. You've got a left hand, use it. ❞
  • ❝ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip 'em out. ❞
  • ❝ Keep that pelvis far from me! ❞
  • ❝ Thanks, but I don't need voices in my head today. ❞
  • ❝ You don't wanna hear all the horny details. ❞
  • ❝ I gotta go get my asthma spray... ❞
  • ❝ Your perfume smells like your daddy's got money. ❞
  • ❝ Does your mommy know you eat all this crap? ❞
  • ❝ Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. ❞
  • ❝ Language, honey child, please. ❞
  • ❝ Like a beautiful blonde pineapple. ❞
  • ❝ I don't rat my hair! ❞
  • ❝ My dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ❞
  • ❝ Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in. ❞
  • ❝ You're my last meal on death row. ❞
  • ❝ I've got a big butt, well so what? It's good as any other! ❞
  • ❝ I led a protest march against insensitive cartoons! ❞
  • ❝ Some people are SO touchy. ❞
  • ❝ Mama gave birth to the hand-jive. ❞
  • ❝ It's hot in here and kinda smells like someone wet the bed... ❞
  • ❝ Oh... I wanted to answer the puppy question? ❞
  • ❝ You're absolutely right - should have shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up. ❞
  • ❝ I haven't slept since 1992. ❞
  • ❝ Malum in se is an action evil in itself. Assault, murder, white shoes after labor day. ❞
  • ❝ You need a cite a more specific grievance. Here's an itemized list of all these years of diagreements. ❞
  • ❝ Donate my car to crippled kids, or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❞
  • ❝ I'm, like, gonna cry - I got tears comin' outta my nose! ❞
  • ❝ Keep your filthy paws off of my silky drawers. ❞
  • ❝ Color me stoked. ❞
  • ❝ Yo, who the f is this? ❞
  • ❝ You've got the best friggin shoes! ❞
  • ❝ Keep it positive as you slap her to the floor! ❞
  • ❝ Come on! Let's go krunkin' in the parking lot! ❞
  • ❝ I've come of age to be a raging castrating bitch! ❞
  • ❝ I'll be Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. ❞
  • ❝ Really stick it to the phallocentric war machine! ❞
  • ❝ Must we all descend into madness? ❞
  • ❝ It's a work of genius. I couldn't undo it if I tried.... and I tried. ❞
  • ❝ Dear God... it's scented. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ So go on, here's my head, just hit it with a rock. ❞
  • ❝ I want a devil in skin tight leather. ❞
  • ❝ You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick? ❞
  • ❝ You know, for a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't never caught a rabbit. ❞
  • ❝ Honestly, it's kind of draining... ❞
  • ❝ I just did what you wished you could but you don't have the balls. ❞
  • ❝ I'm dazzling! Magnificent! I am the one percent! ❞
  • ❝ Now what I'm going to say may seem indelicate... ❞
  • ❝ I'm gonna French kiss with tongue like I dreamed I'd do - and not just with my pillow! ❞
  • ❝ It's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages! ❞
  • ❝ Someone's had their morning coffee... ❞
  • ❝ We're what killed the dinosaurs! ❞
  • ❝ I don't know what you heard, but whatever it is, they started it. ❞
  • ❝ Fine, okay, I'm gay! ❞
  • ❝ You can set my bones and I know CPR. ❞
  • ❝ Immigrants - we get the job done. ❞
  • ❝ Man. What rich, romantic planet are you from? ❞
  • ❝ Whaaaaaaat. ❞
  • ❝ What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ Awesome... wow. ❞
  • ❝ I'm bigger than John Lennon! ❞
  • ❝ I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ❞
  • ❝ If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! ❞
  • ❝ Alright, we can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat! ❞
  • ❝ Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky. ❞
  • ❝ It's got groove! It's got meaning! ❞
  • ❝ When I fight I make the other side panicky! ❞
  • ❝ That is a metro hetero jerk! ❞
  • ❝ Love is like forever this is no time to economize! ❞
  • ❝ Their thinkin' is stinkin' and a little outdated. ❞
  • ❝ I'm probably too cool for you, so friend request denied. ❞
  • ❝ You're on Jiffy Pop detail. ❞
  • ❝ I don't have to always be right - when I'm with you, I just am. ❞
  • ❝ I'm raisin' hell and I'm a felon in a four foot frame. ❞
  • ❝ Guys who wear that get beat up on my street. ❞
  • ❝ It's like making love to you all night, NO WAIT! It feels so much better! ❞
  • ❝ No sleep for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❞
  • ❝ All I got was a running nose and Asiatic flu. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't no friend of mine. ❞
  • ❝ We have fought on like, seventy-five different fronts. ❞
  • ❝ I'm not freaking out, I'm really okay, I'm totally chill. ❞
  • ❝ If your Irish boy tires of you, you're allowed to shoot him in the knees. ❞
  • ❝ You ever see somebody ruin their own life? ❞
  • ❝ The more you jump around and scream, the sexier you seem. ❞
  • ❝ Peachy keen, jellybean. ❞
  • ❝ Both your hair and shoes are flat. ❞
  • ❝ Lookin' hot, Cream of Mushroom! ❞
Just Stop|| Daniel Seavey|| Why Don’t We Imagine

(btw Y/NN is what I use for ‘your nickname’) 


You stand in the middle of the Why Don’t We house’s kitchen, wiping down the island counter-top. Jack and Corbyn sit in front of you, playing and scrolling through their phone like always. 

“Hey, Y/NN. What’s for dinner.” You roll your eyes at Jack’s question, having made both breakfast and lunch earlier that day. 

“Jack, we literally ate lunch fifteen minutes ago. Why are you asking about dinner?” Corbyn laughs.

“I’m hungry when I’m hungry, bro.” Jack responds, not looking up from his phone. You open your mouth to answer Jack’s question but the clicking of the front door opening and shutting cuts you off. Daniel walks around the corner, his green beanie on his head, leaving a little bit of hair exposed in the front. 

“Hey, babe. How was the booster board?” You ask, smiling at your boyfriend whom you hadn’t seen for hours. Daniel had taken out Jonah’s board while his band-mate was out shopping with Zach, jealous that he hadn’t bought one himself. His face broke into a huge smile, his eagerness showing through.

“It was sooo much fun! I was zooming past cars! Car! It was insane!” Jack and Corbyn laugh at Daniel’s enthusiasm, chuckling under their breath. “But like, I was going super fast and then a bug flew into my eye and I may have nearly fallen off the board.” He adds, looking down at the ground. Jack bursts out laughing. 

“May have fallen off or did fall off?” He asks, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye. Daniel purses his lips, looking at the ceiling while furrowing his brows. 

“Did… fall off.” He nearly whispers, his cheeks growing pink in embarrassment. He scratches the back of his neck as both of his friends laugh and make fun of him. You smile, walking over to Daniel. You stand on your tip-toes and kiss his cheek, massaging his shoulders as you do so. 

“You didn’t get hurt did you?” You ask, concern running over your features. Daniel, wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you close to him. 

“Even if I did, I’d be fine now that I’m with you.” Daniel cranes his neck to rest his forehead against yours. 

“Oh God, not this again.” Corbyn mutters as Jack makes a series of barfing noises while recording you and Daniel for his Instagram story. Daniel gives a breathy laugh as he uses his hand to cover your face from the camera, and plants a gentle kiss on your lips. He whispers an ‘I love you’ before racing up the stairs to put away Jonah’s booster board. 


You’re in the shower when you hear Daniel’s shrieks. You put on your white bathrobe, pull your hair up into a towel and open the bathroom door that leads to your boyfriend’s room. “What’s wrong?” You ask, furrowing your brows. Daniel turns to you in disbelief, clear frustration on his face. 

“’What’s wrong?’ Y/N, look at this… this mess!” He uses his hands to gesture to the floor of the bedroom, pointing at your scattered clothes and shoes. Earlier that day, you had forced yourself to clean out your closet, dumping everything out on to the floor. 

“I was cleaning out my closet like you wanted me to.” You explain, keeping your face neutral as you cross your arms over your chest. 

“This,” He gestures to your pile of dirty clothes in the far corner. “Is not cleaning, Y/N. It’s making a mess and my room look like a trash heap.” He drags his hand down his face, sighing loudly. 

“Daniel, I’m not finished, okay? Calm down! It’s not like I leave food all over the floor. I’ll fix it when I-” Daniel holds out a hand, palm facing you. 

“Stop. Just stop. Don’t worry about it. I’ll clean it up, just go get dressed or something.” He shakes his head as he turns away from you. As you dry your hair in the bathroom, you hear him grumbling. You know Daniel likes to keep things neat, so you understand why making a mess in his room would make him upset. You just didn’t expect him to be this mad.

For the rest of the day, Daniel seems distant, not keeping eye contact with you or talking to you at all. The six of you sit in the living room, watching TV and eating pizza, which Corbyn had ordered via Postmates. Jonah, Zach, and Corbyn sit on the couch while you and Jack sit on the floor. Daniel sits on the other side of the room, eating his pizza quietly while scrolling through Twitter. You try your best not to look at him, keeping your gaze on the movie. In the corner of your eye, you see Zach lean down, his head right next to your shoulder. 

“Is Daniel mad or something? He usually cuddles you during movie night.” He raises an eyebrow at you as he speaks. You lower your voice, talking only loud enough so Zach could hear. 

“I made a mess in the bedroom and didn’t clean it up.” You explain. Zach nods understandingly and leans back against the couch. You had always been a bit of a messy person. You don’t do it on purpose, it just happens. You can’t help it, really. 

Somewhere near the end of the movie, your head ended up in Jack’s lap, him somehow managing to stroke your hair slowly and mess it up at the same time. He takes your hair and chuckles as he uses it to cover your eyes. You swat at his hand and push his face away, ending up in a wrestling match. You crawl a yard or two away from Jack, only to have him grab on to your legs and drag you back across the living room carpet, making you yelp. Laughing, you kick at his stomach, making him fall on his side. “Ow, Y/NN!” Jack laughs, clutching his torso. Jonah, Zach, and Corbyn laugh, cheering you on.

You hear Daniel scoff as he watches the two of you. Jack stops and settles back against the couch, grabbing another piece of pizza as he glares at Daniel. Your boyfriend gets up and walks out of the room, putting his phone is his back pocket. You roll your eyes and turn back to the movie. 

You feel four sets of eyes staring daggers into the side of your head. You turn and face your friends to find them glaring at you expectantly, eyebrows raised. 

“Go.” Jonah says, jerking his head in the direction Daniel went. You take a deep breath and head towards Daniel, not failing to stick your tongue out at your four best friends before exiting the living room. 

You find Daniel in the backyard, laying on his back in the grass. You lay down next to him, staring up at the stars above, as few as there may be. The two of you lay in heavy silence. You notice Daniel’s hand twitch, wanting to reach out and hold you, but he places it beneath his head to stop the temptation. You can’t take the distance anymore, hating that he’s mad at you. You sit up and turn towards him, grabbing his attention. 

“Look, Danni, I’m sorry, okay? I shouldn’t have made a mess and then leave it there for you to clean up. It was wrong and irresponsible of me. I just… I hate when you’re mad and I know I should’ve apologized before, it’s just that-” You look up to see Daniel smiling and your words die in your throat. You pant for air, realizing how fast you were speaking. Daniel props himself up on his elbow and takes your hand in his, placing a soft kiss on the back of it. 

“I’m the one who should be apologizing. I overreacted. I shouldn’t have gotten that angry. I knew this was gonna happen, I mean, I’ve seen how messy your apartment is.” He gives you a playful, one dimpled smile, showing the gap between his front teeth. You giggle as his thumb absentmindedly strokes the back of your hand. “And, I’m sorry about what I did back in the living room. For some reason I got jealous. Really stupid, I know.” Daniel looks away from you. You cup his cheek gently, making him face you again. You give him a sad smile and kiss him softly, pulling away after a quick second. He holds the back of your head, bringing you back in for another kiss. He pulls you down on top of him and lays back in the grass. 

Giggling, you place your hands on his chest and stare into his bright blue eyes. He smiles up at you, taking in your natural beauty. “I love you, Y/N.” Daniel says, stroking the back of your hair. 

“I love you, too.” 

trentonmarkus  asked:

Hi, sorry to say I don't know much about what you usually like to write, but I saw you're looking for prompts. If you were interested in a Sterek as Pokemon trainers fic I've been jonesin' for one

[So I actually wrote a Sterek/Pokemon fanfic back in 2013, it’s right here on my AO3, but seeing as I love both of those things I decided to write a new one, woo]

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It’s not the first time it happens and if it weren’t for the fact that Derek Hale is basically an angel – a really hot one, damn those muscles – on Earth, Stiles would think he’s purposefully sabotaging him.

“Dude, again?” Stiles yells, throwing his pokeball on the ground, angrily. His Aipom jumps on his shoulder and nods enthusiastically. “You know I was trying to catch that Cyndaquil!”

Derek arches an eyebrow. “I didn’t see you.” He answers simply, playing with the pokeball in his hand. “Try to be faster next time.” He says, his Houndour giving Stiles an unimpressed look.

Stiles growls. Stupid Derek Hale and his stupid eyebrows. Why can’t Stiles just give up on him?

Once Derek rolled his eyes when Stiles asked him out he thought he could finally get over it. He thought he would be able to bury his feelings deep down until he eventually forgot about it. Four years later here they are, Stiles’ feelings still pretty much obvious and Derek’s annoyance clear as day on his expression.

“Fuck you.” Stiles mutters. Aipom points at Derek and starts laughing in that way he does when he’s mocking someone.

Derek snorts. “You haven’t changed at all, huh?”

“And you have?” Stiles retorts, groans when it starts to rain. Aipom cries out, tries his best to hide under Stiles’ jacket. “Here, buddy.” He takes Aipom in his arms and covers him with a spare shirt he had in his bag. “Let’s find a Pokemon Center to spend the night.”

“There’s a cabin back there.” Derek jerks a finger to his left, petting Houndour as he starts to cry too. “It’s not far.”

“Me? Go with you?” Stiles scoffs. “Yeah, I don’t want to have the rest of my Pokemon stolen, thank you very much.” Derek widens his eyes, expression hurt. Stiles adjusts his hold on Aipom and curses himself. That was totally uncalled for. “Sorry, I –”

“Whatever.” Derek cuts him, holds his Houndour and starts walking. “I tried.” He says and heads further into the woods.

Aipom pokes his chest insistently and Stiles sighs. “I know, buddy.” He closes his eyes and follows Derek’s retreating back.

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kimmy-h-life  asked:

HC with Hamilsquad & SMDR and comforting their s/o that has a pile up of work and nothing seems to go right making her completely just break down. (I'm sorry if that's complicated) Comfort is needed Kauffie IM STREEESSSEDDD, you don't have to though if its just a pile on to a bunch of HC's. 😭✨

YEP YEP YEP! I hope you’re okay, I’m always here to talk if ya need to. 


Aaron: 

  • He’s really good at persuading you to give yourself time with the work
    • he makes you take breaks for the sole purpose that you won’t have a breakdown 
      • you don’t like it, but secretly you do 
      • he’s just trying to look out for the betterment of your mental state
    • when things are going wrong he’s going to wrap you in his arms and let you cry
      • he’ll gently rock you back and forth 
      • he doesn’t make you talk, because he knows you’re completely worn out at this point 
        • after this he’s not letting you anywhere near your work
          • until you’ve had something to eat, drink and slept

James:

  • He almost instantly knows something’s wrong
    • you’ll walk through the door, tense
    • somewhere in the middle of wanting to kill someone and wanting to sleep for a million years
      • “how was your day, sweetie?” 
        • “i. hate. people. and things, and air, and everyone”
          • he’ll gently hug you, there’s a sudden relaxing feeling, he warm and soft and perfect
            • “i love you,” you mumbled 
              • “i thought you hated everybody?” he teases
    • when nothing seems to be going right for you 
      • he tells you to just calm down and breathe 
      • the world isn’t against you and he’s 100% there for you no matter what 

Thomas:

  • He tries to not be distracting 
    • normally you use him as an excuse to get out of doing work 
      • and it results in you getting behind on work
        • if you know what i mean 
    • he’ll try to just let you work, while he does
    • and avoid doing anything that would distract you 
    • he’s also always down to help with work if you need it
      • but sometimes that doesn’t help at all either….
    • he’s really good at handling you when you’re having a break down
      • he assures you that it’s okay to show these emotions
      • and that you’re allowed to feel stressed and break down
        • even if it’s over simple things
          • like dropping a pen and bursting into tears
          • you might feel like a child, but he doesn’t see you any different 

Hercules:

  • HE’S A TEDDY BEAR
    • when you’ve had and/or having a bad day 
      • he’s the first place you go 
      • literally for a hug 
    • you groggily drag your feet to where ever he is
    • reach your arms around him and cozy up to him
      • he wraps you up in his arms 
      • asks what’s goin on, and you groan in response
      • he doesn’t force an answer out of you, he already knows
        • if you start crying he gives a soft “aww, princess, it’s okay.”
          • holding you a little tighter
    • he plans out a schedule for you to manage to catch up on all your work without you keeling over ! 
      • it’s much appreciated 
      • it’s even got little marks that say “break time”, “eat something” and “keep drinking water”

John:

  • He comes home to find you 
    • curled up on your bed
    • wrapped in a blanket cocoon 
      • he sits on the bed and pulls back some of the blanket 
        • “hi there, cutie,” he says with a smile before noticing how sad you looked “what’s up?”
          • you explain how you’re behind on work, you spilled your tea on your papers, this girl at school is mean and you’re hungry….
          • he tries his best to cheer you up, but he also knows that you probably just want comfort instead of a solution 
    • he tries to take a look at the work you’re doing, but he quickly realises it’s way advanced for him 
      • “umm, okay, what’s that?” he asks, with you sitting next to him, still in a blanket 
        • “oh, that’s exponential and logarithmic functions,” you say simply
          • “right, so-”
            • “well, if the number e is positive then the equation model will grown, but if it’s negative then it’ll decay.”
              • “babygirl, I love you, but i have no idea what you just said.”

Lafayette:

  • He can sense if you’ve had a bad when you’re around him
    • usually he has to tear you away from your work
      • it’s a difficult process and often results in him literally picking you up and taking you away from it
      • somehow you’ve managed to bring a piece of paper with you
      • he snatches it from you once he’s set you down 
      • “hey, i have to finish that!” 
        • “no, you do not, you need sleep,”
          • “why?”
            • “because you’re stressed out enough”
              • “i am not stressed, i’m jsut behind on work, people are mad that i’m behind, i dropped a cookie today and-and -and”
                • you wind up crying in his embrace 
    • when you haven’t been around him the whole day 
      • the process is a little simpler
      • you come home
      • shuffle over to him
      • rest your forehead on his chest/back 
      • and he just hugs you through the breakdown

Alex:

  • He offers to help you out a lot
    • if your’e behind, he’ll literally offer to do part of your work 
    • you don’t like to let him because you feel bad for making him do it
      • but this one’s a work-o-holic anyways so he really doesn’t mind
      • he also wants to reduce your stress level, his first question was “wanna have sex?” but after the glare you gave him he decided to offer to actually help you instead 
        • there was one time you fell asleep while working and he finished all the work before carrying you to bed
    • if you’re having a really hard time and you just want to cry
      • he’s going to be there through it all
      • he never wants you to face it alone
      • even breakdowns over stress and simple things
        • he’ll also bring the tub of ice cream
        • knowing that it helps
          • (he also thinks you’re adorable, sniffling while eating ice cream right out of the tub)
Knotted

Pairing: Michael M. x Jeremy H. x Christine C. (meremine)
Word Count: 1,347
Summary: Fluff on fluff on fluff. Soulmate AU;

@aroacethetic-shitpost requested: 28 and meremine

28. the one where some people can see the red string of fate and follow it to their soulmates.

Jeremy was 5 when his teacher started talking about the red string of soulmates – something that appears once fate decides that one specific person was meant to be with you forever, and sometimes it’s meant romantically or platonically. The only set thing was that they were meant to be in your life. He found it fascinating, the idea that someone was supposed to be around forever, meant to be there for you no matter what happens.

And it explained things later on after his mom left when he was 15; she and his father had met, dated, married, had a child, and the string still never appeared for either of them until she started working at a new law firm and met a girl that swept her away. He was happy she was happy, happy that she had finally met that person, but he still struggled with her leaving. His father took it harder; she’d taken off after promising him everything and left him with nothing. It took a while to rebuild it all, but they did, and he was the ring bearer for him mom and new step-mom.

When he was 13, he met Michael Mell – best friend, Apocalypse of the Damned extraordinaire, and multilingual. Their friendship blossomed over a shared love for Pokemon, Pac-Man, and Mario, and Michael opened his eyes to so many things he never even thought of… Crystal Pepsi, for one.

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Under the read more are ### GIF conversation starters. All of these starters can also be used as tweets for your character, or can be expanded on to be used as para starters. There starters are so a variety of characters, from bubbly to child-like to bitchy.
Over the many years I’ve been RPing - on Tumblr, Myspace, and Jcink, I’ve come up with some pretty good starters. Paired with the right GIF, these one-liners, jokes, and/or little stories can literally go anywhere and be a big-time contributor to character development. I’m handing these off to the community so they can find inspiration to create their own.
All of these starters were written and/or edited by me. No credit is needed.

  • Have you watched that Netflix show Daredevil yet? I’ve heard such good things about it. I kinda wanna try it out.

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mbti types as “community” quotes
  • ENTJ: “I discovered at a very early age that, if I talk long enough? I could make *anything* right or wrong. So either I’m God, or truth is relative. And in either case: booyah.” — Jeff Winger (“Pilot”).
  • INTJ: “As a student of character, I have the feeling that trying to make this commercial may cost the Dean his sanity — and my camera follows the fire, not the smoke. Ever seen, ‘Hearts of Darkness’? Way better than, ‘Apocalypse Now.’” — Abed Nadir (“Documentary Filmmaking Redux”).
  • ESTP: “You know, we laugh? But the fact is: student/teacher relationships *do* happen, and they are a *magnet* for lawsuits. In fact, physically attractive students and faculty are actually placed on a watchlist, and are ranked by their potential to incite fraternization.… You guys be extra-careful now! Two people of *your* rankings in this small room? With this type of lighting, and his upper body, and what her heels and hemline are doing to enhance what were already *quite* a few favors from God? It’s all the more important to keep it tasteful!” — Dean Craig Pelton (“Interpretive Dance”).
  • ESFJ: “I told Pierce a thousand times! I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a *picture*!! YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!! ….Butterfly in the skyyy! / I can go twice as hiiiiiigh. / Take a look, it’s in a book / A reading raiiiiinboooow. Reading raaaainb… *sobs* Set phasers to LOVE ME!!” — Troy Barnes (“Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking”).
  • ISFJ: “I don’t like it…” “That’s okay. You know, you’re just reacting the way the world did to Jesus.” “I’m reacting the way the world does to movies about making movies about making movies! I mean, come on, Charlie Kaufman, some of us have work in the morning, *damn*!” — Shirley Bennett and Abed Nadir (“Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples”).
  • ENFP: “Hey, sorry for bailing on the psych experiment.” “That *was* the experiment, Troy. We were testing to see how long people would wait in the room.” “……WHOA.” “Oh! Gotcha.” “*Gotcha*? That’s all you have to say?” “Yeah.” “You sat in a room for *twenty. six.* straight hours. Didn’t that… *bother* you?” “Yeah, I was livid.” “Then why didn’t you LEAVE?” “Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends.” “……Wait, is this still part of the experiment?” — Annie Edison and Abed Nadir, feat. Troy Barnes (“Social Psychology”).
  • ISTP: “So, in the experiment, Stanford students were divided into prisoners and guards. The guards *immediately* started to—” “UGGGGGGGH.” “What’s wrong?” “I’ve got this weird pain right above my eyebrow…” “*rolls eyes* It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.” “I hate it!” “Well, get used to it! You’re knee-deep in it now, brother. This is *debate*!” — Annie Edison and Jeff Winger (“Debate 109”).
  • ESFP: “What is *WRONG* with you people?! Huh? I thought you were supposed to be *friends*! I thought you were supposed to LOVE each other! Your love is *WEIRD*! And *TOXIC*! And it destroys everything it touches! I no longer *care* about grade… or biology… or finally graduating from college like I promised my dying father! I’m going *home*. I am gonna hold my wife and my child close, and I am gonna finally TAKE MY INSULIN SHOT. …OFFENSE TAKEN! …Offense taken.” — Todd Jacobsen (“Competitive Ecology”).
  • INFJ: “What if a ghost took the pen.… Seriously: why not. Why not just, ‘A ghost took the pen?’” “Okay, I’ve been saying that for *hours*—” “And we should’ve been listening to *Troy* from the beginning. Guys, look in your hearts and answer this question honestly. What’s more likely: that someone in this group *doesn’t belong* in this group, or ghosts? If we have to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some spectre with unfinished, pen-related business? I’m sorry, but my money’s on ghost.” — Jeff Winger and Troy Barnes (“Cooperative Calligraphy”).
  • ISFP: “I boiled the yams! Vicki’s yam never sprouted, and I didn’t want her to fail, so I threw off the grading curve, so she wouldn’t have to go to summer school and we could finally have sex at my parents’ cabin! GOD FORGIVE ME, I DID IT FOR LOVE!!” “Holy *crap*! We are *definitely* dissecting pinecones next year!” — Fat Neil and Dr. Marshall Kane (“Basic Lupine Urology”).
  • ENTP: “You didn’t hurt my feelings, Shirley.… I was just trying to throw you a bone because I like you.” “Oh? Well, you can keep *that* bone. Listening to a story about a stranger pissing me off and taking the stranger’s side? And then you can’t talk about your own business, but you insinuate my mama’s a robot because she and I want *makeovers*. *That* is the ladies’ room, Britta. A place where ladies go to share, listen, support each other, and discreetly eliminate waste. And I like you, too. I even like that you’re a little hard. But if you can’t learn to be soft in *there*? You need to pee alone.” — Britta Perry and Shirley Bennett (“Football, Feminism and You”).
  • ISTJ: “You’re mad at me?” “I spent a week planning a party just to make you happy. And then I bailed on the party and ruined it — again? Just to make you happy. And it turns out, while I was wasting my time trying to make you happy? You were making *yourself* happy all over everyone else by doing yet *another* stupid movie spoof.” “I prefer the term, ‘homage.’ …It wasn’t about making me happy. I chose ‘My Dinner With André’ because it’s about a guy who has an unexpectedly enjoyable evening with a weird friend he’s been avoiding lately.… You and I hung out more last year.” — Abed Nadir and Jeff Winger (“Critical Film Studies”).
  • INTP: “What does it mean? …No riddles. You’re screwing around with everyone, you gave *me* a tiara. What does it mean? Are these — are these *blood diamonds*? Are they *Holocaust diamonds*?!” “No!” “Well, what does it mean?!” “It means… you’re my favorite.” “…What does *THAT* mean?!” — Annie Edison, feat. Pierce Hawthorne (“Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking”).
  • ESTJ: “I got freaked out by that, ‘boyfriend’ label. I’m afraid of commitment.” “How original.… You’re acting like I’m a Venus flytrap. I didn’t want or need more than what we were doing.” “Let’s get back to it! Should I get the door?” “I can’t now, because you went to the, ‘friend’ place. That’s *you* getting official, not me. Because unless there’s something I need to know about the lunch lady or that blonde in your Spanish class with the infinite supply of leather jackets? Somewhere between our ninth and eleventh slumber parties, statistically speaking? Most people would call us more than pals.” — Jeff Winger and Michelle Slater (“Interpretive Dance”).
  • INFP: “I don’t think I can finish my commercial. But I think I know how your documentary ends.… I have failed this school. I have failed it because I thought I was better than Greendale. You see, I went to a university, so I thought it was my job to *improve* this place. But it turns out that the only thing wrong with Greendale? Is that it’s run by an insecure wreck, who holds five dances and two talent shows a year because he’s afraid that this school isn’t good enough. But Greendale *is* good enough because it accepts me for when I’m not. Greendale is the best! school! in the entire world! And I’m so sorry, what I’ve done to it.” — Dean Craig Pelton (“Documentary Filmmaking Redux”).
  • ENFJ: “The truth is? I’m lying when I say there is no truth. The truth is — the stupidly, pathetically, inconveniently obvious truth is: helping only ourselves is *bad*, and helping each other is *GOOD*.… It’s that easy. You just stop thinking about what’s good for you, and start thinking about what’s good for someone else, and you can change the whole game with one move.” — Jeff Winger (“Introduction to Finality”).
Moulin Rouge sentence meme
  • "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."
  • "Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself."
  • "You don't have to lie to me."
  • "He/she wasn't trying to trick her/him."
  • "A love that will last forever."
  • "It's not that I'm not a jealous man/woman. I just don't like other people touching my things."
  • "I couldn't go through with it!"
  • "Honestly this is impossible!"
  • "Nothing funny, I just like talent."
  • "Virgin?"
  • "Leave all this to yesterday."
  • "I'm sorry, _____, I'm dying."
  • "Outside may be tragic."
  • "... a little frog."
  • "It'll mean that we love one another."
  • "Life's an awful bore."
  • "In here it's entertaining."
  • "Tell me the truth."
  • "It's quite long."
  • "This one's for you."
  • "A little supper? Maybe some champagne?"
  • "No!"
  • "We have to end it."
  • "It's nothing."
  • "They're trying to kill you!"
  • "The cat's out of the bag."
  • "I'm sure I will."
  • "When will I begin to live again?"
  • "I couldn't pretend anymore!"
  • "But I prefer a man/woman who lives... and gives expensive... jewels."
  • "You'll have fun."
  • "The greatest lesson you'll ever learn is to love and to be loved in return."
  • "Love is like oxygen!"
  • "A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay rental."
  • "Everyone go back to work."
  • "Outside it may be raining."
  • "He/she will fight for me."
  • "I hope you don't mind."
  • "Is this okay?"
  • "Tell our story."
  • "The ending's silly."
  • "He's got a huge... talent."
  • "This is my home."
  • "Generally I like it."
  • "Men grow cold as women grow old."
  • "In here we feel like magic."
  • "I was a fool to believe."
  • "How wonderful life is now that you're in the world."
  • "I don't like this ending."
  • "She's confessing!"
  • "I prefer to do it standing."
  • "You can tell everyone that this is your song."
  • "Is this what you want?"
  • "No!"
  • "That way I'll always be with you."
  • "Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing?"
  • "I didn't want to lie!"
  • "He/she knows!"
  • "I'm cold."
  • "Things aren't always as they seem."
  • "Things are exactly as they seem."
  • "Very well."
  • "You might enjoy it."
  • "See the difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose."
  • "You're going to be bad for business."
  • "We'll leave tonight."
  • "I'd rather, um, just get it done and over."
  • "I don't have much money."
  • "Love lifts us where we belong."
  • "Never knew I could feel like this."
  • "When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust."
  • "You're a beautiful man/woman."
  • "I forgot my line."
  • "The woman/man I loved is... dead."
  • "Come down here and get it done and over with."
  • "You know it is."
  • "I love sex."
  • "You know, touched for the first time."
  • "Hold me."
  • "Without trust, there can be no love."
  • "Hurt him/her to save him/her."
  • "I can tell."
  • "You're a great actress."
  • "It always ends bad!"
  • "Being on the street, that's terrible."
  • "I know it isn't much."
  • "We can't afford to love."
  • "The show must go on."
  • "Why does my heart cry?"
  • "The truth?"
  • "Use your talent to save him/her!"
  • "Make him/her believe you don't love him/her."
  • "I don't need you anymore!"
  • "I owe you nothing."
  • "He/she loves me!"
  • "And that's worth everything."
  • "You've got to carry on without me."
  • "Ah, poetry."
  • "You're free to leave me but just don't deceive me."
  • "Come what may I will love you until my dying day."
  • "Jealousy, yes jealousy will drive you mad!"
  • "I've come to pay my bill."
  • "It's not important."
  • "My gift is my song."
  • "Love is a splendord thing!"
  • "All you need is love."
  • "A girl's got to eat."
  • "The only way of loving me baby is to pay a lovely fee."
  • "Come and get me, boys."
  • "I can't carry on without you."
  • "I've paid my whore."
  • "Forgive everything."
  • "The French are glad to die for love."
  • "Don't stop, don't stop."
  • "I saw you together!"
  • "Please believe me when I say I love you."
  • "The spectacular spectacular."
  • "You are nothing to me."
  • "You don't have to wear that dress tonight."
  • "Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
  • "Only you can save him/her."
  • "That's real love."
  • "Because she/he doesn't love you!"
  • "All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me!"
  • "We're going away from you."
  • "What's his/her type?"
  • "Dont worry, Shakespeare."
  • "I was sick."
  • "We'll work on it tomorrow."
  • "You'll get your ending."
  • "And in the end should someone die?"
  • "We'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry."
  • "Where were you last night?"
  • "So delighting."
  • "I told you."
  • "Everyone knows."
  • "It's a bit funny, this feeling inside."
  • "You're dying."
  • "The doctor told us."
  • "You don't have to sell your body to the night."
  • "It's just an infatuation."
  • "The infatuation will end."
  • "It's more than I can stand."
  • "It all ends tonight."
  • "He/she is spending a fortune on you."
  • "Tell him/her it's over."
  • "I can't fall in love with anyone."
  • "But, my dear, I've arranged a lovely supper for us."
  • "A life without love... that's terrible."
  • "What?"
  • "This is what I want."
  • "Naughty words."
  • "I know of art and love."
  • "I long for it with every fiber of my being."
  • "It's a city of sin."
  • "There is no other way."
  • "We are creatures of the underworld."
  • "Oh no."
  • "I'm in love."
  • "A kingdom of nighttime pleasures."
  • "She/he sold her/his love."
  • "I can't believe it."
  • "Love is just a game."
  • "I was made for loving you, baby."
  • "You were made for loving me."
  • "One day I'll fly away."
  • "She/he is mine."
  • "Everything's going so well."
  • "You expect me to believe that?"
  • "Everyday I'm loving you more and more."
  • "We have each other."
  • "Today's the day when dreaming ends."
  • "I'm paid to make men/women believe what they want to believe."
  • "I don't care."
  • "You'll die with wonderment!"
  • "You have so much to give."
  • "I love you."
  • "The end."
Interview with Jack White by a 5- year-old kid in 2001.
  • Lucas is 5 years old. He likes what any other five year old kid would like...Popcicles, scooters, going to the beach...He also likes the White Stripes. He listens to them whenever he's in the car with his mom. He believes that Jack White is 10 years old and is making up those songs for him and his friends. These are questions he has asked me about the White Stripes and their songs and I relayed them to the band.
  • Lucas: Has the the Monkey stopped jumping on the bed?
  • Jack White: No, The monkey "Jimmy" has not stopped jumping on the bed for the last week but when he does it is only so that he can explode things that are not the color red. It is Jimmy's only power.
  • Lucas: What color is the school bus?
  • Jack White: The bus on "Sister Do You Know My Name" is blue.
  • Lucas: Do you like bowling?
  • Jack White: Yes, I like bowling very much. I have sung about bowling or bowling alleys in the White Stripes songs "Red Bowling Ball Ruth" and "Handsprings"
  • Lucas: Where did you get your red shoes?
  • Jack White: I got the red shoes from a fan of the band.
  • Lucas: Are you mad at the color blue?
  • Jack White: I don't hate the color blue...
  • Lucas: ...Did you have to wear good clothes on Easter?
  • Jack White: Actually, I wore a blue suit on Easter when Jesus rose from the dead. Jimmy the exploder hates the color blue and anything that is not red and has the power to explode those things with his mind.
  • Lucas: If Jimmy the monkey wear to wear a shirt that was not the color red would he then try to explode himself?
  • Jack White: Jimmy only wears his pair of red overalls and nothing else.
  • Lucas: Does Jimmy not eat banana's because they are yellow or does he eat those fancy red ones?
  • Jack White: Jimmy is the only monkey that lives off of an exclusive diet of red apples.
  • Lucas: Okay, the bus on "Sister, Do You Know My Name" is blue but what about the bus from the "Pack It Up" song?
  • Jack White: The bus on "I'm Bound To Pack It Up" is grey. He's not so sure that he wants to leave.
  • Lucas: When the boy broke a couple of rules so that the girl would notice him-what did he do? They make you sit on the bus when it is moving. Did he get in trouble?
  • Jack White: He breaks the rules just by getting in trouble with the nuns who teach at his school.
  • Lucas: Do fifth graders like you get sad on the last day of school because you wont see some of your friends until the fall?
  • Jack White: On the last day of school as a boy I would go outside and kiss the ground like the pope does when he lands in a new country but all the other kids didn't know about the pope doing that so they would make fun of me.
  • Lucas: If you were to take Jimmy the Monkey to the lake would he try to explode it because it's blue?
  • Jack White: I'm not sure what Jimmy would do if we took him to the lake. He would probably drink the water, you have to remember he only explodes things that aren't red WHEN HE WANTS TO.
  • Lucas: How far have you ever flown on a plane? What was it like?
  • Jack White: The farthest I've flown is Australia. It takes a long, long time to get there but it's so nice when you finally land.
  • Lucas: Australia?! Woah! That would be pretty cool! Did you see any kangaroos or wombats?
  • Jack White: Yes, we saw a koala, a baby wombat and the best thing we saw was a
  • tazmanian devil which looks like some kind of pig-dog. All at the zoo in Melbourne.
  • Lucas: Do you have a favorite song by the Coasters?
  • Jack White: My favorite Coasters song is "Riot In Cell Block #9."
  • Lucas: "White Blood Cells"...why such a crazy name and why are those shadow people bothering you on the front cover?
  • Jack White: The shadow-people might be bactria coming at us and Meg and I are the white blood cells. Or maybe it means white blood "sells" and the bacteria are media and music lovers...or maybe it means nothing at all.
  • Lucas: Why Toledo?
  • Jack White: Well, Toledo has been that sought after destination point. People don't exactly go on vacation there. The girl in the song was sending me to do things for her, like run an errand to Toledo, which probably wouldn't be fun.
  • Lucas: If there is no true love...how did you fall in love with a girl?
  • Jack White: You'll find out when you get older. If I told you now it would spoil it.
  • Lucas: On the back cover (of "White Blood Cells") are you in red because you are standing in the water and are you helping Meg across because she's in white and standing on the dirty ground?
  • Jack White: Perhaps on the back cover Meg and I are blood cells...or perhaps she is on the dirty ground and I am in happiness...or perhaps I'm dragging her into a place she doesn't want to be or maybe she's pulling me out of it.
  • Lucas: Where you thinking of monsters like Godzilla when you sang "Aluminum?"
  • Jack White: "Aluminum" is about the formation of aluminum in a factory. That is what the voices are try to imitate.
  • Lucas: What's your favorite building (besides your house) in Detroit?
  • Jack White: My favorite building in Detroit is the Manoogian Mansion where the mayor lives.
  • Lucas: Have you ever rode the People Mover? I did with my dad but I didn't see any other people on it.
  • Jack White: Yes, I rode the People Mover the first week it was running and it took me back where I started riding it. Someone told me they bought it from Cedar point because nobody would ride it over there.
  • Lucas: Do you ever let Jimmy the Monkey do the Astro? Can I do it? how do you do it?
  • Jack White: The Astro is whatever you do in secret that nobody knows about. Everybody does the Astro. Jimmy does the Astro.
  • Lucas: Did you have a favorite bike? What color was it?
  • Jack White: I had a pair of matching ten speed bikes that were dark red and they were Schwinns. I rode them all over this town on them but one of the few times I cried over a possession was when both of them were stolen.
  • Lucas: December?! It's cold but it's Christmas Time. Why be worried?
  • Jack White: December can be good or bad can't it? That goes for any month, day or year.
  • Lucas: My dad is showing me some guitar chords. The first one was the E. He told me all rock and rollers learn it first. Even Jack White?
  • Jack White: Yes, the E chord was the first chord I learned but my favorite is F because it is as low as you can go, without being E.
  • Lucas: I was listening to "Little Room" and I was thinking that in a little room you can have your favorite stuff and your good friends but in a bigger room you can have more stuff but more people will be in it too and you can't know them all and some of the are probably in the big room only only because it is big and they think they're suppose to be there just because the room is big.
  • Jack White: I think you're absolutely right about the big room. You're a pretty smart kid. It took me years to figure that out.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I want to request an exo reaction but i'm not sure you're ok with writing about that but since you've made some dom/sub stuff i'll give it a shot. Could you write one where they and their gf are into ageplay and have a daddy/little girl relationship? Not only at bed but as a lifestyle where it's not sexual for them when she is into her little headspace. I hope you don't mindo but it's ok if you don't want to write it

I”ll warn you right now that I’m not that informed about ageplay so this request might not be as good or contain content that you were expecting. If that is the case then I am greatly sorry for my mistakes.

Thank you for requesting and for being so patient to have it answered.

~Savie

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                                         ###Xiumin:###

In bed: “baby, why don’t you come over to daddy and let him show you why it’s fun to be an adult” *OOOOOOHH Xiudaddy*

Normal lifestyle: *He’ll enjoy the parts of being protective over you like a real daddy would be and love when you get in the young, playful and clingy mood the most.* 

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                                             ###Luhan:###

*Luhan would take on his role as daddy the best out of everyone, he’d know what to show his little partner and give to them in bed and in life in general at the right times. He’d love every minute of it. He’ll love the parts of ageplay where he can hand feed his child as if they’re a baby and also have a particular fondness of punishing his child when they are being bad*

In bed: “you’ve been very bad babe, spying on your daddy when he told you to stay in your room while he took care of some business. What  kind of punishment should you receive for not following orders, my little child?”

Normal lifestyle: “here y/n eat some of this. You’ll need it to help you grow bigger and stronger like your daddy and don’t drink too much hot chocolate, we don’t want you to be too hyper when it’s time to watch a movie”

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                                                ###Kris:###

In bed: *ageplay with Kris is taken most seriously in bed, he’ll expect you to play your role to the best of your ability at this time…. acting innocent and young and being submissive. Kris would love if you played role of a slightly nervous and afraid person during this time, acting like you don’t know what is happening or what to do and asking him*

y/n: “daddy, why are you in bed with me? It’s time for us to go to bed”

Kris: *hovering over you* “we are going to bed but I want to sleep with you tonight, we’re going to do something that will help you sleep and feel better”

Y/n: “what do you mean? what are we going to do daddy?”

Kris: “just be a good child and let me do the work, I promise you’ll enjoy this baby”

Normal lifestyle: *age play means that their “younger” partner would initiate a lot of fun and games during the normal days since kids love to play. Kris would love playing along to a game of tag or hide and go seek (or a mix of both) with his partner*

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                                             ###Suho:###

First of all: Daddy Suho? no, more like Mommy Suho. 

(Sorry, had to do it)

In Bed: *despite Suho being patient and 100% leader material for EXO, he would actually be pretty impatient when it was time to have special Daddy/child time* “babe, all of your cute playfulness has caused a problem downstairs and you owe it to daddy to come and fix the mess that you made”

Normal lifestyle: “I decided to take today off so that I could pamper my sweet child, since you’ve been so good these past couple of days why don’t we go shopping as a reward?”

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                                         ###Lay:###

In Bed: *it won’t really matter what sort of roleplay you have going on with Lay, not when you’re in bed with him at least, because once you two are on that mattress, couch, table top, etc he’ll only care about getting to work*

Normal Lifestyle: “Babe, daddy made you some soup to eat while he’s gone at work today. If you behave we can have some dessert when I get home”

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                                       ###Baekhyun:###

In Bed:“why doesn’t my sweet babe come over here and cool daddy off by giving me some of those sweet, sloppy kisses? If you cool me off good enough I’ll have a surprise for you that you’ll love”

Normal lifestyle: “does daddy get a kiss for being the best daddy in the world? how about a kiss for being fun? no, baby doesn’t want to kiss me? Fine, I’ll just blow you a kiss anyway because I love my sweet child”

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                                           ###Chen:###

In bed: y/n: “daddy, I’ve been very bad. Today I accidentally broke one of your favorite vases then I got mad and smashed all the pictures on the walls, please, daddy, punish me for being such a bad child”

chen: “in deed you have been bad. Very bad. Don’t worry, daddy’s going to give you a punishment that you’ll never forget”

Normal lifestyle: “man, your ageplaying really is too much sometimes” *Chen will occasionally break out of character sometimes when he sees you dressing up like a young child or young teenager or hears you speaking in a really childish voice*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                      ###Chanyeol:###

In Bed: ”you like it when daddy dances for you huh babe?”

y/n: *shakes head eagerly*

Chanyeol: “would you like daddy to dance for you?”

y/n: *shakes head again* 

Chanyeol: “or would you like to dance with daddy?”

y/n: *gets up and walks to him, beginning to grind with him as you let out little, needy moans*

Normal lifestyle: *he enjoys the ageplay when you’re old enough to wear cute clothes but also be old enough to know…somethings…. and he’ll gladly act along, even if he is the dad of the relationship, without thinking twice*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                    ###Kyungsoo:###

In Bed: ”You’re my special one aren’t you?”

y/n: “yes daddy”

Kyungsoo: “and what makes you so special?”

Y/n: “the way that I cry and moan and beg for my daddy to fill me up”

Kyungsoo: “that’s right and also the way that my special one rides me when I say so”

y/n: “yes daddy”

Kyungsoo: “ride me baby”

y/n: “as you wish”

Normal lifestyle: ”it’s time to wake up babe, I have to go to work soon and I’d like to play with my special youngster before I go” 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                            ###Tao:###

In Bed: *he’ll probably be the one who enjoys ageplay the most in bed while feeling less comfortable with it outside of “sexy time”. The more ageplay you act while in bed with him the more you and him will enjoy staying up through the night*

Normal lifestyle: *there’ll be days during roleplay where your ageplay will cause you to break out in tears for some unknown reason and, like a father would do with their child, he’d hug you and comfort you until you felt better or fell asleep then he’d carry you to your room and place you under the sheets before wishing you a good night and placing a kiss on your forehead*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                            ###Kai:###

In Bed:  “baby knows how to ride this just right don’t they?”

y/n: “yes daddy”

Kai: “and you like having your daddy fill you up and pound into you rough don’t you babe?”

Y/n: “yes”

Kai: “yes what”

y/n: “yes daddy, I like it”

Kai: “be more clear darling or you won’t get anything tonight”

y/n: “yes daddy, I love it when you shove your cock into my hole and pound into me until I lose my voice and can’t walk the next day, please daddy, fill me up right now”

Kai: “that’s better”

Normal lifestyle: *he’ll go out and buy you ice cream as your reward when you’re being a good child*

Kai: “are you enjoying your ice cream sweet one?”

y/n: *you speak very silently because you’re in public and you normally save you ageplay for home* “yes daddy, thank you”

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In Bed: *Sehun may be the “baby” (meaning maknae) of exo but he’d definitely love participating in an ageplay relationship. Unfortunately for his partner, if they didn’t like the ageplay in bed to always be rough then they more than likely would not enjoy ageplay with him because he’d love to hear his partner call him daddy nonstop*

Normal lifestyle: *the first time you do ageplay in a non-sexual atmosphere he’d choke on whatever he happened to be eating or drinking at the time*