i don't know why but i love knowing that mads love eating on the show

anonymous asked:

Headcannon where MC refuse to answer any phonecalls or talk to RFA+V+Saeran because she has toothache and don't want to tell them because she had been warned not to eat too much sweets by them. But the gang misunderstood, thinking that MC ignoring them or mad at them??

WELL, HERE’S AN ACTUAL POST =^=

I didn’t do Jaehee because I think she’d be really calm and understanding, and wait patiently until you eventually tell her—although she’d still be slightly nervous for the entire time until you revealed the truth. 

Same with V (especially V, he would probably just quietly blame himself until your toothache gets better so you can tell him…)

But here you go~!

–R.I.

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bambamisnotbig  asked:

I don't know if requests are open or maybe you have a lot of work to do but when you get the time could you possibly write a Shownu smut? It can be anything because honestly all your writing is gold. Also I love ambw stories, so if you do write it can it be ambw? Thanks a lot and I'm not rushing you or anything, take your time! Thanks and keep up the great work!<3

Sorry it’s so late~:

Your favorite fan:

You sat on the couch, legs crossed as you wiggled side from side. Your outfit was a simple yet sexy one that you knew would drive him mad. From head to toe, your hair was long flowing down your back, it was straightened resting against your skin, your upper half was decked out with a shirt that had ‘Shownu’ on the front and the last two years on the back representing his birth year. The shirt was white with black lettering because you loved it when he got all cheesy and told you that you were a tall glass of milk. Your legs were covered in thigh high socks, they were white with black stripes running around the thigh band part. No panties were on, just a black strapless bra that could be un-clipped from the front, and a little push up because why the fuck not?

If and when you stood up, the shirt came down passed your ass, showing off the creases of your ass cheeks. You had been staying on the seat rocking side to side trying to listen to the beat of the song playing in your head. You smiled lazily as your lovers deep voice rang out through the speakers. You were so in love with him. It had been a good three months since you were official, but unknown to others but you and him, he was your best friend in his pre-debut days.

It was something about how goofy he was, yet charismatic when the time arose. And for you, he was a big help around your house. With your grades, with getting along with everyone while you were living in the place of Seoul. He was introducing you to a lot of things. And he was your first time as corny as that seemed you loved him, he loved you what was so wrong about it? Oddly enough the sex only happened as a result of play fighting when your body somehow ended up trapped under his and once you felt his hardness against your clothed pussy you couldn’t help but rut against him and he fucked it out of you as well. 

The door opened and you jumped up excitedly bouncing up and down singing all in to him trying to rap some parts as well. Your shirt moved but not that much, your hands clapping together as you welcomed home your tired boyfriend. All you could see was delight on his face, and despite the heavy black bag that was draped on his shoulder, he didn’t let that effect him grazing at you. His eyes roamed over your body hungrily, dropping down his black bag he made his way towards you. Gray shorts hanging low on his waist, black tank top showing off his arms. He had on a black snap back, his feet only covered with the socks because he had taken off his shoes at the door. 

He slowly made step by step towards you, his hands slowly sliding around your waist, under your ass so that he could lift you up by your legs looking eye level at you. “My baby girl is so precious when she sees her baby daddy huh?” He teased a crooked smirk on his lips, his dark eyes twinkling. 

“Well, I am your biggest fan you know? I have to be so happy whenever I see my baby daddy walking by. I need to show you that you were missed and I was so so so soooo proud of you!” Laughing you wiggled in his arms, clapping your hands on his chest. 

“So proud? Is that why you don’t have on shorts baby? I can feel you through this material, you’re fucking wet.” He laughed a husky laugh his breath fanning your face. 

“It’s just because.. I missed you.. It’s been three months I can’t help it that I get needy. I just want to feel you, but of course I want to know how your day has been.” Nodding eagerly you gave a bright smile showing your teeth, he was already carrying you down the hallway towards your shared bedroom. 

“Well, if you are such a great fan like you say, let me give you a reward for being such a thing.” He teased slamming you down on the bed playfully. He crawled in between your legs pressing them down between the bed, looking at your dripping core. “I’ve always loved the color of brown against pink.. Chocolate and.. Strawberry. Can Hyunwoo eat?” He asked softly leaning down blowing against your pussy.

His head dipped down taking darting licks against the length of your pussy, and without warning he dived his tongue deep into your entrance swirling it and shaking his head side to side quickly making use of his tongue. He slurped and pulled back to spit against your pussy slamming in two fingers curving them to stretch you back out, his fingers moving and scissoring you open. He watched you moan for him, the way your lips parted and begged for him to do more, your thighs quivering. 

He pulled out his fingers, going down to your clit sucking on it. He nipped it and licked on it, before pulling back to look down at you. “I’m sorry, I wish that I could eat you a bit longer but I’m rather needy.”

He pulled back to push down his shorts and boxers, revealing his hardened shaft for you to see it. He grabbed at your hips slamming himself deep inside of you. 

Once he established a pace of rocking and pounding in and out of you at a steady pace his hands wandered higher, slipping under your shirt, smirking as his eyebrows furrowed in concentration. He un-clipped your bra from the front grabbing at your plump breast slamming in and out of you. Slowly he let your orgasm build up, bed shaking, sheets dripping in sweat from your bodies. Toes curling, moans slipping from each others lips. He leaned down to kiss you, letting you taste yourself he sucked on your tongue slowly. The kiss was deep the kind that took your breath away.

He rolled and winded his hips, keeping his pace fast sliding his shaft in and out of your dripping walls over and over again. Your legs locked around his waist, hands tangling in his shirt as you pulled him to you. You tried to mumble that you were close and how you wanted him to slow down, prolong it. He didn’t listen though, he continued to rut his hips against yours, pinning your hips into the mattress. 

“Fuck Hyunwoo!” A loud cry left your lips as he brought you to an orgasm, his hand coming down to rub at your clit, his muscles clenching as he gave you his all. Sweat forming on his forehead, his shirt starting to become just as wet as the sheets. You cried under him letting him continue to abuse your pussy sounds of it sounding off the wall at how he treated you. In a few more thrust he was spilling his cum inside of you, pressing his weight down body flush on yours to make sure you took it all.

Once he was satisfied he pulled out of you slowly rolling over on his back, he pulled you on top to take off your sweater, laying you down on his chest. “Mm, I guess I love coming home to my favorite fan. And I’m yours as well.”

MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS.
  • ❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead! ❞
  • ❝ You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important. ❞
  • ❝ Ring ring, hello? Oh, hold on, it's for you - it's second place. ❞
  • ❝ You know that I ain't bragging. ❞
  • ❝ I'm reading this from Wikipedia, so it has to be true. ❞
  • ❝ Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot. ❞
  • ❝ I bet I've got til lunch at least before everyone sees I'm a spaz! ❞
  • ❝ I'm not very hungry - just gimme a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream. ❞
  • ❝ Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo! ❞
  • ❝ Hey turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits. ❞
  • ❝ Is that unfair? -- Oh wait, I don't care. ❞
  • ❝ The truth is that you're such a dork, you kinda make it cool. ❞
  • ❝ We got more balls than the team we cheer for! ❞
  • ❝ Miss Goody Two Shoes makes me wanna barf. ❞
  • ❝ Even mocking cheerleaders cannot hide the emptiness in my soul. ❞
  • ❝ They're dogs! No! Lower than that, they're fleas on dogs! ❞
  • ❝ I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me. ❞
  • ❝ The dinosaurs choked on the dust, they died because God said they must. ❞
  • ❝ Happy kitties, sleepy puppies, tiny duckies, sparkly ponies... ❞
  • ❝ My teen angst bullshit has a body count. ❞
  • ❝ Give my love to the leprechauns. ❞
  • ❝ I thought you were a spoiled, rich, uptight little white bitch now I think you're just white. ❞
  • ❝ I am tired of living alone with my cat! ❞
  • ❝ You drink a lot of Red Bull, don't you? ❞
  • ❝ If I get blood on the carpet my mother will kill me. ❞
  • ❝ Some say that I'm a pompous creep - somehow I don't lose that much sleep. ❞
  • ❝ Such a blunder. Sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder. ❞
  • ❝ Shakin' at the high school hop. ❞
  • ❝ I've got lots of experience with not fitting in. Do you need some pointers? ❞
  • ❝ Ugh. You've got a left hand, use it. ❞
  • ❝ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip 'em out. ❞
  • ❝ Keep that pelvis far from me! ❞
  • ❝ Thanks, but I don't need voices in my head today. ❞
  • ❝ You don't wanna hear all the horny details. ❞
  • ❝ I gotta go get my asthma spray... ❞
  • ❝ Your perfume smells like your daddy's got money. ❞
  • ❝ Does your mommy know you eat all this crap? ❞
  • ❝ Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. ❞
  • ❝ Language, honey child, please. ❞
  • ❝ Like a beautiful blonde pineapple. ❞
  • ❝ I don't rat my hair! ❞
  • ❝ My dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ❞
  • ❝ Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in. ❞
  • ❝ You're my last meal on death row. ❞
  • ❝ I've got a big butt, well so what? It's good as any other! ❞
  • ❝ I led a protest march against insensitive cartoons! ❞
  • ❝ Some people are SO touchy. ❞
  • ❝ Mama gave birth to the hand-jive. ❞
  • ❝ It's hot in here and kinda smells like someone wet the bed... ❞
  • ❝ Oh... I wanted to answer the puppy question? ❞
  • ❝ You're absolutely right - should have shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up. ❞
  • ❝ I haven't slept since 1992. ❞
  • ❝ Malum in se is an action evil in itself. Assault, murder, white shoes after labor day. ❞
  • ❝ You need a cite a more specific grievance. Here's an itemized list of all these years of diagreements. ❞
  • ❝ Donate my car to crippled kids, or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❞
  • ❝ I'm, like, gonna cry - I got tears comin' outta my nose! ❞
  • ❝ Keep your filthy paws off of my silky drawers. ❞
  • ❝ Color me stoked. ❞
  • ❝ Yo, who the f is this? ❞
  • ❝ You've got the best friggin shoes! ❞
  • ❝ Keep it positive as you slap her to the floor! ❞
  • ❝ Come on! Let's go krunkin' in the parking lot! ❞
  • ❝ I've come of age to be a raging castrating bitch! ❞
  • ❝ I'll be Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. ❞
  • ❝ Really stick it to the phallocentric war machine! ❞
  • ❝ Must we all descend into madness? ❞
  • ❝ It's a work of genius. I couldn't undo it if I tried.... and I tried. ❞
  • ❝ Dear God... it's scented. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ So go on, here's my head, just hit it with a rock. ❞
  • ❝ I want a devil in skin tight leather. ❞
  • ❝ You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick? ❞
  • ❝ You know, for a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't never caught a rabbit. ❞
  • ❝ Honestly, it's kind of draining... ❞
  • ❝ I just did what you wished you could but you don't have the balls. ❞
  • ❝ I'm dazzling! Magnificent! I am the one percent! ❞
  • ❝ Now what I'm going to say may seem indelicate... ❞
  • ❝ I'm gonna French kiss with tongue like I dreamed I'd do - and not just with my pillow! ❞
  • ❝ It's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages! ❞
  • ❝ Someone's had their morning coffee... ❞
  • ❝ We're what killed the dinosaurs! ❞
  • ❝ I don't know what you heard, but whatever it is, they started it. ❞
  • ❝ Fine, okay, I'm gay! ❞
  • ❝ You can set my bones and I know CPR. ❞
  • ❝ Immigrants - we get the job done. ❞
  • ❝ Man. What rich, romantic planet are you from? ❞
  • ❝ Whaaaaaaat. ❞
  • ❝ What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ Awesome... wow. ❞
  • ❝ I'm bigger than John Lennon! ❞
  • ❝ I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ❞
  • ❝ If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! ❞
  • ❝ Alright, we can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat! ❞
  • ❝ Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky. ❞
  • ❝ It's got groove! It's got meaning! ❞
  • ❝ When I fight I make the other side panicky! ❞
  • ❝ That is a metro hetero jerk! ❞
  • ❝ Love is like forever this is no time to economize! ❞
  • ❝ Their thinkin' is stinkin' and a little outdated. ❞
  • ❝ I'm probably too cool for you, so friend request denied. ❞
  • ❝ You're on Jiffy Pop detail. ❞
  • ❝ I don't have to always be right - when I'm with you, I just am. ❞
  • ❝ I'm raisin' hell and I'm a felon in a four foot frame. ❞
  • ❝ Guys who wear that get beat up on my street. ❞
  • ❝ It's like making love to you all night, NO WAIT! It feels so much better! ❞
  • ❝ No sleep for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❞
  • ❝ All I got was a running nose and Asiatic flu. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't no friend of mine. ❞
  • ❝ We have fought on like, seventy-five different fronts. ❞
  • ❝ I'm not freaking out, I'm really okay, I'm totally chill. ❞
  • ❝ If your Irish boy tires of you, you're allowed to shoot him in the knees. ❞
  • ❝ You ever see somebody ruin their own life? ❞
  • ❝ The more you jump around and scream, the sexier you seem. ❞
  • ❝ Peachy keen, jellybean. ❞
  • ❝ Both your hair and shoes are flat. ❞
  • ❝ Lookin' hot, Cream of Mushroom! ❞
Imagine (Oli Sykes) Don't go.

A/N: It is based on the song “Don’t go” by Bring Me The Horizon featuring Lights
. I want to thank you guys. I love all of you. Please give me your feedback and requests are always more than welcome.

[Y/N’S POV]

I sigh and grab the remote control to search through the channels for something interesting to watch, while I wait for Oli  to come home. It’s already 3 o'clock in the morning so I assume that it is only a matter of time for him to be back. Tonight is the 4th time in a week that he went out; although I don’t show it off, I am worried: I know his past and I don’t want him to relapse. I sigh and turn the T.V. off, once I see that there is nothing interesting to watch. I decide to tidy up a bit, do the laundry, write the shopping list and stuff like that.

I stand up and walk to the laundry room and empty the laundry bin on the floor in front of me. Since I haven’t done it for a long time , there are lots of clothes. I sigh annoyed and begin sorting them out and emptying the pockets: Oli has the bad habbit of not checking his pockets. I grab a pair of jeans that belong to Oli and fumble a bit with the pockets; I feel something small in the back pocket so I dig in ot and grab a small bag thingy. Once my eyes meet the substain of it, they go 3 times bigger.

-It can not be.     I say in the sight of 3 familiarpills: Ketamines. I met Oli when we were on rehab. I was in for the same reason so we had much in common. I didn’t knew who he was but then he told me everything about him and I found him pretty interesting. So when we both got dismissed, we started dating. It’s almost 4 years since then and we try to support each other so we won’t relapse. I always believed that Oli was the strongest from the 2 of us. But now with this evidence, I see that the tables are turning really easily.

I gulp down a huge lamb that has stucked in my throat and take the small bag in my pocket. He surely has some explaining to do, once he is back. I continue on doing my choires, hoping that this is just a bad joke. I plop on the couch and wait impatiently for him to get back home and explain himself.

[30 MINUTES LATER]

The door bursts open and an exhausted Oli appears in front of me.

-Hi love.     He greets and gives me a small smile.

-Hi.     I coldly reply

-I am sorry for being late. Truth is that I was having a great itme with the guys.     He says apologetically.

-I am not mad at you for being out. There is something else.     I say, looking at him angrily.

-I didn’t do something. I did everything right. Are you sure you are not acting irrattional?      he asks me.

-Yes Oliver, I am sure I am not acting fucking irrattional.       I yell, completely out of myself.

-Don’t you fucking dare raise your voice tone on me.       He yells back

-Why? Are you going to hit me? Usual behavior for someone under the influence of drugs.        I say, hitting his chest with my finger.

-What the fuck are you talking about?      He says, trying to hide his guiltiness

-I am talking about those.      I say, bringing the small bag to his face. His jaw drops to the floor.

-You’ve searched my stuff?     He asks angrily

-For your information, I did not. I was doing the laundry and I found those in your pants.        I say. He just looks at me.

-Why Oli? Tell me the reeason. You were going so well.       I say.

-You won’t understand.

-You are not willing to let me understand.      There is a moment of complete silence betwwen us. My chest is heavy, complicating my breath.

-Call me when you decide to open up.       I say and walk towards the door. I grab my jacket, purse, phone and car keys and walk out. We both need some alone time to do some important thinking.

[24 HOURS LATER]

I am laying on my couch, watching “Inception” and eating some chinese take out. The inside of me is boiling for me to call Oli and ask him how he is. But I won’t succumb, He needs to think. I sigh and take another bite of my chicken, chewing it slowly. The doorbell rings and I sit up. It’s past 4 so it’s a bit creepy. I go to the door and try to see through the small hole. I see a tall guy with familiar tattoos. I furrow my eyebrows and open the door.

-Oli?What are you doing on here?         I ask him

-I came to get you back.      He says and smiles.

-Oli, if I stay with you, I am going to be destroyed. And I can’t get through that again; I’ve just gotten my life back. I don’t know if I am going to be able to tidy my mess again.

-(Y/N), please don’t go. Don’t leave me. I can’t do this on my wn. Help escape from this monster again.     He says and I collapse in his hug, my tears running freely down my face

-Why Oli? Why?      I ask him.

-I didn’t take them. I just bought them. I was feeling strong-out and I thought that when.. If… Ugh..       He sighs frustrated. I hug him and he kisses the top of my head.

-Help me stay strong. 

-Come in.     I say and he smiles.

Under the read more are ### GIF conversation starters. All of these starters can also be used as tweets for your character, or can be expanded on to be used as para starters. There starters are so a variety of characters, from bubbly to child-like to bitchy.
Over the many years I’ve been RPing - on Tumblr, Myspace, and Jcink, I’ve come up with some pretty good starters. Paired with the right GIF, these one-liners, jokes, and/or little stories can literally go anywhere and be a big-time contributor to character development. I’m handing these off to the community so they can find inspiration to create their own.
All of these starters were written and/or edited by me. No credit is needed.

  • Have you watched that Netflix show Daredevil yet? I’ve heard such good things about it. I kinda wanna try it out.

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To the people complaining about how hard it is to have one bias in BTS.
  • Me: *wakes up*
  • Me: how's jimin doing is he eating well is he okay is he tired is he happy with himself is he working too hard is he exercising his voice is he making sure he's not straining his vocal cords is he caring about himself as much as everyone else is he accepting help is he taking the advice from the right people has he identified the difference between hard work and being too hard on himself does he know his limits and that it's okay to have limits does he know he's never slacked off does he know his expectations are what make him feel like he fails but it's not a product of reality does he know how strong of a person and a presence he is does he know when to let go of things is he sleEPING
  • Me: how's tae doing is he playing games is he encouraging everyone to have fun is he communicating has he seen any kids lately any animals is he feeling accepted and appreciated is he living in the moment is he being a honest compassionate genius is he getting his space and serious time does he know it's okay if he can't make people understand and it's not a defect of his skills it's not his fault that he's not being heard does he know that some things are out of his control and it's okay does he know that sometimes people don't see the relevance in what he's saying and that's okay and is he making sure his hyungs are alIVE
  • Me: how's jin doing what has he cooked lately is he playing pokemon is he on the wii is his fliphone okay how are his hats and circular glasses is he feeding everyone has he told himself he's handsome a minimum of ten times today has he checked up on everyone's psychological health and stability does he know that i love how comfortable he is in his skin is he living contently has he caught up with his family does he know how much he is appreciated and how much of a lasting effect he has on everyone around him does he know how attentive and perceptive he is does he know how much i love that he continues being himself and how stable and hard-working and reasonable and positive and brave and professional he is and so much perseverance he deserves the spotlight but doesn't always take it just like when he wrote the lyrics for propose guys and didn't even give himself a big part he works so hard on dancing and doesn't feel the need to be validated by others words because he feels appreciated where he needs to be does he know how special he is does he know how much we love his go-getter attitude and that no one has forgotten how amazing of an actor he is how he enjoys life how he's mature and knows what to keep private does he know how cute he looks with glasses on and how anyone who can't see his charm is blind and how he has so many cool interests and how he knows everyone's potential and has standards for them has he given everyone equAL HUGS TODAY
  • Me: how's namjoon doing is he thinking deeply what books has he read lately does he know that no amount of thinking things through can prevent slip ups and that's okay does he know how sincere h is does he know how much of an individual he is and how much i love that is he contemplating life is he making good songs is he encouraging everyone is he telling everyone they're wrong when they snub themselves is he putting his arms around everyone and making contact in that way he does which shows his love in the little things is his phone out of memory did he remember his earphones is hE BUYING THE CLOTHES HE WANTS
  • Me: how's yoongi is he sleeping well how's his neck pillow doing has he remembered to eat does he feel like he's good enough does he give himself enough credit is he getting his introvert time is he content is he identifying his emotions healthily is he being attentive of the members is he putting logic to their insecurities in order to relieve them is he being strict is he keeping bts in a row is he subtly but consistently showing them love in all those little ways is he expressing his deeply felt emotions is hE SELF ANALYZING
  • Me: how's jungkook is he making faces is he dancing is he working hard is he being overly competitive is his head in the clouds is he being hard on himself does he know how perfect he is does he know that he's as productive as 1000000 american teenagers is he being comfortable with himself with his true self does he know it's okay to show his emotions he doesn't have to be cool don't feel too pressured is he accepting things is he speaking up is he sTILL RUSHING TO GROW UP
  • Me: how's hoseok is he being positive is he acknowledging his negative emotions is he living in the moment is he freestyling does he know he's an adequate rapper does he know we care about his mixtape has he been getting love is he screaming enough is he releasing his stress by releasing all of his emotions no seriously are his stress levels okay is he sick is he being too self sacrificing iS HE IGNORING HOW HE FEELS THINKING IT WILL JUST
  • Me: *takes first breath of the day*
  • Me: oh god i feel so bad for writing more on jin i love them all so much it's just i feel like so fed up with how no one appreciates him
  • Me: and oh god i feel like i didn't do too well on some of the other members but
  • Me: i love them so much i just
  • Me: i have to give them equal gifsets equal photo sets it's too much it's too much why can't i just have one bias then it's easy
  • Me: *comes home*
  • Me: i feel like i've been posting a lot of taehyung, jimin, yoongi, and namjoon lately
  • Me: and why do i keep forgetting someone when i do the tags???? what's wrong with me????
  • Me: i feel so guilty i'll post a lot of jin and hoseok and jungkook!!! i love them too idk
  • Me: i posted a lot of them and now it feels uneven??? i need to do equal pictures
  • Me: *gets ready for bed*
  • Me: i'm going to post some maknae like awwww- wait i like this picture but that would mean jimin gets three pictures and tae and jungkook get two each unacceptable i'll have to find two more pictures of-
  • Me: well now i need to post some hyung line they're great too
  • Me: *falling asleep*
  • Me: i feel like i haven't given enough attention to namjoon today and why aren't there more awesome pictures of jin like wtf that's not right-
  • Me: *dreaming*
  • Namjoon: i posted a kimdaily today and you didn't notice tf is wrong with you
  • Me: i'M SLEEPING
  • Namjoon: you didn't even reply in your sorry mangled KOREAN
  • Me:
  • Namjoon:
  • Hoseok: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Me: wait you actually read those-
  • Namjoon: i was guessing that's what you do?
  • BTS:
  • Me: that's not gonna work again
  • Jungkook: why don't you notice me more i was creeping around hoseok in the last bangtan bomb OvO
  • Me: wHY YOU GOTTA BE SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE HUH
  • Jungkook: I WAS JUST STARTING TO OPEN UP TO YOU
  • Jimin: HOW COULD YOU
  • Jin: do you find tae suga jimin and namjoon more handsome than me? admit it the reason why you don't reblog me as much is because it takes you loner to find a "handsome" picture of me
  • Me: NO I JUST DON'T ALWAYS THINK YOU'RE AS PHOTOGENIC?
  • Jin: what
  • Jungkook: pardon
  • Me: I LIKE YOUR AIRPORT FASHION BETTER AND WHEN YOU'RE BEING NATURAL I JUST
  • Jimin: omg! why would you make them feel left out like that i thought you loved all of us i'm crying omg leave me alone
  • Me: don't cry you'll get dehydrated i know how you are about drinking wa-
  • Jimin:
  • Me:
  • BTS:
  • Me: YOU'RE JUST SO hiGH MAINTENANCE WHY DO YOU TAKE SO MUCH TIME FOR WORRYING HUH
  • Jimin: I'VE MAD THE FANS SAD IT'S ALL MY FAULT I'LL TRY HARDER
  • Me: FU-
  • Tae: wow you obviously find me the most handsome??? wtf
  • Me: THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE YOU THE MOST
  • Tae:
  • Tae: you obviously find me the most funny??? wtf
  • Me: funny?
  • Tae:
  • Tae: excuse me
  • Me: anyway YES I FIND SOME OF YOU MORE CONSISTENTLY ATTRACTIVE BUT
  • Yoongi: i think you mean me, tae
  • Jimin: OMG STOP *sob* FIHTHTIGNG *sob* I HAVE TO PROTECT *breath* EVERYONE THIS IS MY FAULT
  • Tae: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO JIMIN
  • Jimin: juNGKOOK
  • Yoongi: wow if you can't love us all then jeez just pick a bias
  • Me: would you juST-
  • Hoseok: YOU ALMOST FORGOT TO ADD ME INTO THIS!!!!!!!
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: stop screaming
  • Hoseok: DON'T PRETEND. YOU JUST NOW ADDED ME TO TOP!!!
  • BTS:
  • Tae: HYUNG THERE YOU ARE
  • Hoseok: i feel faint
  • Tae: *crouches down*
  • Hoseok: *sits on Tae*
  • Me:
  • Hoseok: YOU LIKE ME BETTER IN SCENARIOS DON'T YOU!!!! YOU READ FANFICS AND THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON YOU WANT ME TO BE!!!!!! I DON'T SAY JAGIYA THAT MUCH!!!!!
  • Me: *pretends to throw something*
  • Hoseok: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
  • Hoseok: KJADFKADadGKADJGAD?!?!?!?!!?!
  • Tae: look a dog
  • Jin: OH NO TH BEE BEE QUEUE PIJA IS BURNING?!?!?!!
  • Namjoon: *trips and crushes Jin's DS*
  • Jungkook: inFIRES MAN
  • Namjoon: IT'S inSPirES!!!!!!!!
  • Jungkook: pardon
  • Yoongi: YOU FORGOT TO ADD MY PILLOW INTO YOUR DREAM WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
  • Namjoon: mY PHONE IS NOT CHARGED
  • Jungkook: O_O
  • Me: JUNGKOOK GET AWAY FROM ME STOP CREEPING
  • Yoongi: *yanks on maknae line's leashes except jimins*
  • Jimin: *starts recording with the V app*
  • Jimin: SEND HEARTUS TO MEND MY HEARTU?!?!?!! IN DIALECT WE SAY THIS LIKE
  • Hoseok: haerTEU OH MY HAEURTO
  • Yoongi: SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK DAMN
  • Jungkook: O_O
  • BTS: i thought you loved all of us
  • Jungkook: O_O
  • BTS: i thoUGHT YOU LOVED ALL OF US
  • Jungkook: O_O
  • BTS: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ALL OF US
  • Me: I NED U BTS WAE HONJA SARANHAGO-
  • BTS: *leaves*
  • Me: DON'T DO THIS I NEED U/PROLOGUE SHIT ON ME DON'T
  • Jungkook: O_O
  • Me: *wakes up crying in the middle of the night*
  • Phone: *OH MAN HOLY SHIT notification sound goes off*
  • Me:
  • Me: better check that
mbti types as “community” quotes
  • ENTJ: “I discovered at a very early age that, if I talk long enough? I could make *anything* right or wrong. So either I’m God, or truth is relative. And in either case: booyah.” — Jeff Winger (“Pilot”).
  • INTJ: “As a student of character, I have the feeling that trying to make this commercial may cost the Dean his sanity — and my camera follows the fire, not the smoke. Ever seen, ‘Hearts of Darkness’? Way better than, ‘Apocalypse Now.’” — Abed Nadir (“Documentary Filmmaking Redux”).
  • ESTP: “You know, we laugh? But the fact is: student/teacher relationships *do* happen, and they are a *magnet* for lawsuits. In fact, physically attractive students and faculty are actually placed on a watchlist, and are ranked by their potential to incite fraternization.… You guys be extra-careful now! Two people of *your* rankings in this small room? With this type of lighting, and his upper body, and what her heels and hemline are doing to enhance what were already *quite* a few favors from God? It’s all the more important to keep it tasteful!” — Dean Craig Pelton (“Interpretive Dance”).
  • ESFJ: “I told Pierce a thousand times! I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a *picture*!! YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!! ….Butterfly in the skyyy! / I can go twice as hiiiiiigh. / Take a look, it’s in a book / A reading raiiiiinboooow. Reading raaaainb… *sobs* Set phasers to LOVE ME!!” — Troy Barnes (“Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking”).
  • ISFJ: “I don’t like it…” “That’s okay. You know, you’re just reacting the way the world did to Jesus.” “I’m reacting the way the world does to movies about making movies about making movies! I mean, come on, Charlie Kaufman, some of us have work in the morning, *damn*!” — Shirley Bennett and Abed Nadir (“Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples”).
  • ENFP: “Hey, sorry for bailing on the psych experiment.” “That *was* the experiment, Troy. We were testing to see how long people would wait in the room.” “……WHOA.” “Oh! Gotcha.” “*Gotcha*? That’s all you have to say?” “Yeah.” “You sat in a room for *twenty. six.* straight hours. Didn’t that… *bother* you?” “Yeah, I was livid.” “Then why didn’t you LEAVE?” “Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends.” “……Wait, is this still part of the experiment?” — Annie Edison and Abed Nadir, feat. Troy Barnes (“Social Psychology”).
  • ISTP: “So, in the experiment, Stanford students were divided into prisoners and guards. The guards *immediately* started to—” “UGGGGGGGH.” “What’s wrong?” “I’ve got this weird pain right above my eyebrow…” “*rolls eyes* It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.” “I hate it!” “Well, get used to it! You’re knee-deep in it now, brother. This is *debate*!” — Annie Edison and Jeff Winger (“Debate 109”).
  • ESFP: “What is *WRONG* with you people?! Huh? I thought you were supposed to be *friends*! I thought you were supposed to LOVE each other! Your love is *WEIRD*! And *TOXIC*! And it destroys everything it touches! I no longer *care* about grade… or biology… or finally graduating from college like I promised my dying father! I’m going *home*. I am gonna hold my wife and my child close, and I am gonna finally TAKE MY INSULIN SHOT. …OFFENSE TAKEN! …Offense taken.” — Todd Jacobsen (“Competitive Ecology”).
  • INFJ: “What if a ghost took the pen.… Seriously: why not. Why not just, ‘A ghost took the pen?’” “Okay, I’ve been saying that for *hours*—” “And we should’ve been listening to *Troy* from the beginning. Guys, look in your hearts and answer this question honestly. What’s more likely: that someone in this group *doesn’t belong* in this group, or ghosts? If we have to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some spectre with unfinished, pen-related business? I’m sorry, but my money’s on ghost.” — Jeff Winger and Troy Barnes (“Cooperative Calligraphy”).
  • ISFP: “I boiled the yams! Vicki’s yam never sprouted, and I didn’t want her to fail, so I threw off the grading curve, so she wouldn’t have to go to summer school and we could finally have sex at my parents’ cabin! GOD FORGIVE ME, I DID IT FOR LOVE!!” “Holy *crap*! We are *definitely* dissecting pinecones next year!” — Fat Neil and Dr. Marshall Kane (“Basic Lupine Urology”).
  • ENTP: “You didn’t hurt my feelings, Shirley.… I was just trying to throw you a bone because I like you.” “Oh? Well, you can keep *that* bone. Listening to a story about a stranger pissing me off and taking the stranger’s side? And then you can’t talk about your own business, but you insinuate my mama’s a robot because she and I want *makeovers*. *That* is the ladies’ room, Britta. A place where ladies go to share, listen, support each other, and discreetly eliminate waste. And I like you, too. I even like that you’re a little hard. But if you can’t learn to be soft in *there*? You need to pee alone.” — Britta Perry and Shirley Bennett (“Football, Feminism and You”).
  • ISTJ: “You’re mad at me?” “I spent a week planning a party just to make you happy. And then I bailed on the party and ruined it — again? Just to make you happy. And it turns out, while I was wasting my time trying to make you happy? You were making *yourself* happy all over everyone else by doing yet *another* stupid movie spoof.” “I prefer the term, ‘homage.’ …It wasn’t about making me happy. I chose ‘My Dinner With André’ because it’s about a guy who has an unexpectedly enjoyable evening with a weird friend he’s been avoiding lately.… You and I hung out more last year.” — Abed Nadir and Jeff Winger (“Critical Film Studies”).
  • INTP: “What does it mean? …No riddles. You’re screwing around with everyone, you gave *me* a tiara. What does it mean? Are these — are these *blood diamonds*? Are they *Holocaust diamonds*?!” “No!” “Well, what does it mean?!” “It means… you’re my favorite.” “…What does *THAT* mean?!” — Annie Edison, feat. Pierce Hawthorne (“Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking”).
  • ESTJ: “I got freaked out by that, ‘boyfriend’ label. I’m afraid of commitment.” “How original.… You’re acting like I’m a Venus flytrap. I didn’t want or need more than what we were doing.” “Let’s get back to it! Should I get the door?” “I can’t now, because you went to the, ‘friend’ place. That’s *you* getting official, not me. Because unless there’s something I need to know about the lunch lady or that blonde in your Spanish class with the infinite supply of leather jackets? Somewhere between our ninth and eleventh slumber parties, statistically speaking? Most people would call us more than pals.” — Jeff Winger and Michelle Slater (“Interpretive Dance”).
  • INFP: “I don’t think I can finish my commercial. But I think I know how your documentary ends.… I have failed this school. I have failed it because I thought I was better than Greendale. You see, I went to a university, so I thought it was my job to *improve* this place. But it turns out that the only thing wrong with Greendale? Is that it’s run by an insecure wreck, who holds five dances and two talent shows a year because he’s afraid that this school isn’t good enough. But Greendale *is* good enough because it accepts me for when I’m not. Greendale is the best! school! in the entire world! And I’m so sorry, what I’ve done to it.” — Dean Craig Pelton (“Documentary Filmmaking Redux”).
  • ENFJ: “The truth is? I’m lying when I say there is no truth. The truth is — the stupidly, pathetically, inconveniently obvious truth is: helping only ourselves is *bad*, and helping each other is *GOOD*.… It’s that easy. You just stop thinking about what’s good for you, and start thinking about what’s good for someone else, and you can change the whole game with one move.” — Jeff Winger (“Introduction to Finality”).
Moulin Rouge sentence meme
  • "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."
  • "Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself."
  • "You don't have to lie to me."
  • "He/she wasn't trying to trick her/him."
  • "A love that will last forever."
  • "It's not that I'm not a jealous man/woman. I just don't like other people touching my things."
  • "I couldn't go through with it!"
  • "Honestly this is impossible!"
  • "Nothing funny, I just like talent."
  • "Virgin?"
  • "Leave all this to yesterday."
  • "I'm sorry, _____, I'm dying."
  • "Outside may be tragic."
  • "... a little frog."
  • "It'll mean that we love one another."
  • "Life's an awful bore."
  • "In here it's entertaining."
  • "Tell me the truth."
  • "It's quite long."
  • "This one's for you."
  • "A little supper? Maybe some champagne?"
  • "No!"
  • "We have to end it."
  • "It's nothing."
  • "They're trying to kill you!"
  • "The cat's out of the bag."
  • "I'm sure I will."
  • "When will I begin to live again?"
  • "I couldn't pretend anymore!"
  • "But I prefer a man/woman who lives... and gives expensive... jewels."
  • "You'll have fun."
  • "The greatest lesson you'll ever learn is to love and to be loved in return."
  • "Love is like oxygen!"
  • "A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay rental."
  • "Everyone go back to work."
  • "Outside it may be raining."
  • "He/she will fight for me."
  • "I hope you don't mind."
  • "Is this okay?"
  • "Tell our story."
  • "The ending's silly."
  • "He's got a huge... talent."
  • "This is my home."
  • "Generally I like it."
  • "Men grow cold as women grow old."
  • "In here we feel like magic."
  • "I was a fool to believe."
  • "How wonderful life is now that you're in the world."
  • "I don't like this ending."
  • "She's confessing!"
  • "I prefer to do it standing."
  • "You can tell everyone that this is your song."
  • "Is this what you want?"
  • "No!"
  • "That way I'll always be with you."
  • "Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing?"
  • "I didn't want to lie!"
  • "He/she knows!"
  • "I'm cold."
  • "Things aren't always as they seem."
  • "Things are exactly as they seem."
  • "Very well."
  • "You might enjoy it."
  • "See the difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose."
  • "You're going to be bad for business."
  • "We'll leave tonight."
  • "I'd rather, um, just get it done and over."
  • "I don't have much money."
  • "Love lifts us where we belong."
  • "Never knew I could feel like this."
  • "When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust."
  • "You're a beautiful man/woman."
  • "I forgot my line."
  • "The woman/man I loved is... dead."
  • "Come down here and get it done and over with."
  • "You know it is."
  • "I love sex."
  • "You know, touched for the first time."
  • "Hold me."
  • "Without trust, there can be no love."
  • "Hurt him/her to save him/her."
  • "I can tell."
  • "You're a great actress."
  • "It always ends bad!"
  • "Being on the street, that's terrible."
  • "I know it isn't much."
  • "We can't afford to love."
  • "The show must go on."
  • "Why does my heart cry?"
  • "The truth?"
  • "Use your talent to save him/her!"
  • "Make him/her believe you don't love him/her."
  • "I don't need you anymore!"
  • "I owe you nothing."
  • "He/she loves me!"
  • "And that's worth everything."
  • "You've got to carry on without me."
  • "Ah, poetry."
  • "You're free to leave me but just don't deceive me."
  • "Come what may I will love you until my dying day."
  • "Jealousy, yes jealousy will drive you mad!"
  • "I've come to pay my bill."
  • "It's not important."
  • "My gift is my song."
  • "Love is a splendord thing!"
  • "All you need is love."
  • "A girl's got to eat."
  • "The only way of loving me baby is to pay a lovely fee."
  • "Come and get me, boys."
  • "I can't carry on without you."
  • "I've paid my whore."
  • "Forgive everything."
  • "The French are glad to die for love."
  • "Don't stop, don't stop."
  • "I saw you together!"
  • "Please believe me when I say I love you."
  • "The spectacular spectacular."
  • "You are nothing to me."
  • "You don't have to wear that dress tonight."
  • "Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
  • "Only you can save him/her."
  • "That's real love."
  • "Because she/he doesn't love you!"
  • "All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me!"
  • "We're going away from you."
  • "What's his/her type?"
  • "Dont worry, Shakespeare."
  • "I was sick."
  • "We'll work on it tomorrow."
  • "You'll get your ending."
  • "And in the end should someone die?"
  • "We'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry."
  • "Where were you last night?"
  • "So delighting."
  • "I told you."
  • "Everyone knows."
  • "It's a bit funny, this feeling inside."
  • "You're dying."
  • "The doctor told us."
  • "You don't have to sell your body to the night."
  • "It's just an infatuation."
  • "The infatuation will end."
  • "It's more than I can stand."
  • "It all ends tonight."
  • "He/she is spending a fortune on you."
  • "Tell him/her it's over."
  • "I can't fall in love with anyone."
  • "But, my dear, I've arranged a lovely supper for us."
  • "A life without love... that's terrible."
  • "What?"
  • "This is what I want."
  • "Naughty words."
  • "I know of art and love."
  • "I long for it with every fiber of my being."
  • "It's a city of sin."
  • "There is no other way."
  • "We are creatures of the underworld."
  • "Oh no."
  • "I'm in love."
  • "A kingdom of nighttime pleasures."
  • "She/he sold her/his love."
  • "I can't believe it."
  • "Love is just a game."
  • "I was made for loving you, baby."
  • "You were made for loving me."
  • "One day I'll fly away."
  • "She/he is mine."
  • "Everything's going so well."
  • "You expect me to believe that?"
  • "Everyday I'm loving you more and more."
  • "We have each other."
  • "Today's the day when dreaming ends."
  • "I'm paid to make men/women believe what they want to believe."
  • "I don't care."
  • "You'll die with wonderment!"
  • "You have so much to give."
  • "I love you."
  • "The end."
Just One Day (F - Taehyung)

*My heart and soul went into this..*

Request:  Just One Day or I Like it with Tae? You can choose (Happy Ending pls ^^)

Word Count: 3,661 words


He sat upside down, wiggling his toes and swaying his head while he played a game on his phone. He was close to beating this certain level when his phone glitches and made him fall short of beating it.

“Are you still playing that game?”

“What do you want, Jimin?”

“Come to the showcase.”

“Why?”

“You’re not going to support your best friend.”

“Namjoon hyung isn’t in the showcase.”

“You little… Come on.”

“You always do great and it’s going to be on snapchat anyways.”

“I’ll help you hit a higher score.”

“Really?”

“IF you show up.”

“Fine, can I go like this?”

“Taehyung, you’re not wearing pants?” He looked at his striped boxers and giggled; Jimin rolled his eyes and pulled him off the couch.

“Get dressed, weirdo.”

-

“When are you performing?”

“Second last.”

“Jimin, you little–”

“I need to get backstage for roll call, sit in the third row okay?” He scurried before Taehyung could hit him and he entered the auditorium, finding a seat in the middle of the third row. The showcase started with the dance professor, addressing the crowd and the curtain raised as she walked off.

The first acts were a bore, one guy played on the saxophone (poorly in his opinion), one kid tried to breakdance, and another tried to play the flute with his nose. Maybe the flute playing was that bad but he has heard better.

“When is the Swan coming on stage?”

“The Swan?”

“You don’t know her?”

“There is this girl and she’s amazing. The only thing about her is nobody knows what she looks like.”

“How?”

“She dances in a mask and she never gave her name, it’s always “The Swan”.”

“Is she Superman or something? How could nobody find out who she is?”

“The beauty is in the mystery, my friend.”

“Now, let’s hear it for Snapdragon, now let’s hear it for The Swan.” He shuffled in his seat a bit and saw bright red hair. She was beautiful, her movements eloquent and graceful, better than Jimin in his opinion. Her body never miss a beat, he found himself unable to keep his eyes off her. She ended, the curtain dropping once again and the crowd erupted in cheers.

“That’s all, folks! See you at next year’s showcase.” He stood outside, waiting for Jimin to come out and he felt his elbow being bumped.

“It was good, right?”

“Yeah, sure.”

“You need to go outside sometimes; you can make friends that way.”

“I’m friends with you, aren’t I?”

“Not for long.”

“That’s cold.” He got in the car, Jimin driving them home and he sat on the couch.

“This year’s show was kinda of a bomb, right?”

“What about that girl, The Swan?”

“Oh, Miss Masked Superhero.”

“How could nobody know who she is? She clearly is a performing arts major like you.”

“There’s not girls that have red hair in my class, Taehyung. Plus I know all the girls and I’ve seen them all dance. None of them dance like she does, I envy her.”

“I know, she dances better than you.”

“Yah.”

“You said you envied her.”

“That doesn’t mean you can join in.” He pulled out his phone, picking up where he left off.

“Keep your promise, Jiminie.”

“Fine, you’re supposed to use the power up at the beginning of the fight and then the booster in the middle.”

“It can’t be that easy.” He tried it, easily beating the boss of that level and looking at Jimin’s smirking face.

“You could search that online, stupid?”

“I hate you.”

“I love when you say that.” He threw a couch cushion at Jimin who laughed at his disgust before going to bed.

“Don’t dream about her too much.” His words didn’t stop her from dancing through his dreams. He watched her again, her hair shining in the golden light that shine upon her. It was if the iridescent light was not from a light but radiates from her own body.

She stopped to look at him, blank irises and her mouth moved.

“WAKE UP, IDIOT!”

“Sweet baby Jesus- Jimin, what the fuck?”

“You have class in 30 minutes and you’re mad at me? Next time, I’ll let you sleep in, asshole.”

“Sorry, sorry. Let’s go.”

“Taehyung, you’re in your boxers again.

-

He wished Jimin let him sleep instead. At least he would have been in the comforts of his bed, not the hot room of while he could hear the projection of his professor’s voice.

“Hey..” He grunted to the voice, snuggling his face deeper into his arm.

“Hey.”

“Just leave me alone, girl. Geez.”

“The class is over..”

“Oh.”

“Sorry to bother you.”

“Hey, wait–” He only caught a glimpse of the body of the retreating girl, feeling sorry for snapping at her unnecessarily and he left the room as well.

“Hey, Tae. I’m over here?”

“Did you see the girl that left the room?”

“Yeah.”

“What did she look like?”

“You hop from crush to crush so quickly.”

“Jimin, just tell me.

“Nice eyes, cute lips, brown hair. Looked like she had tears in her eyes– you fucked up, didn’t you?”

“I kinda yelled at her.”

“Nice one, Taehyung.”

“Shut up.” He put his arm around Jimin, walking along with him for lunch and going to his car. They went to a café for lunch, Taehyung eating to his heart’s content.

“Does your stomach ever get full?”

“Yes.”

“You eat like a dumpster, I pray for the girl that marries you.”

“I could get any girl.”

“By what means? At an eating contest?”

“Yeah, what’s wrong with that?”

“If you can’t see what’s wrong with that, I can’t help you.”

“Did you find anything out about The Swan?”

“Oh, back to her now?”

“I wasn’t crushing on the other girl from my class.”

“Good, I am.”

“Did you find anything or not?”

“Nothing. She’s like a ghost.”

“Fuck.”

“Why her? You saw her dance once?”

“It’s the mystery around her. How could someone so graceful and beautiful want to remain hidden? Did she not want the popularity that came with her dancing? Or maybe she loved to keep everyone wondering and created this identity for herself where no one knows?”

“You’re a total lit major.”

“I want answers from her. Maybe she has a story she doesn’t want to tell. Who knows?”

“Alright, you can stop nerding out on me. You don’t have classes after this?”

“We’ve lived together for 2 years, and you don’t know my schedule?”

“Well, you’re not the centre of my life.”

“Rude. I don’t but I need to help my professor after school.”

“Have fun with that.”

It’s as if Jimin had the power of jinxing everything. He had to pack boxes and carry them to various rooms, one of which being the dance room. He heaved in the box, tired, burdened its weight, and dropped it down.

He was about to leave when he heard music playing. A girl tied her hair and he hid, he didn’t know why he was compelled to watch but he continued anyways.

It hadn’t taken him long to realize how talented she was, her body moving along to the beat. Her flowing movements like water, taking shape of the music she danced to.

“Ow.” She tripped off over her own feet, Taehyung’s feet rushing to her aid and she looked at him in shock. He had blown his cover and realized it when she hit him. Hard.

“Who the hell are you?”

“First of all, are you alright? Second, I think you gave me a bruise.”

“It’s just a little tumble and you deserved it, spying on me like a pervert.”

“In my defence, I was in here before you came in. Lifting in boxes.”

“Why would you–”

“Taehyung, what is the hold– Oh, Y/N, my I didn’t know you danced. Not that you spoke to Taehyung.”

“I don’t dance and I don't–”

“Isn’t she modest? She dances pretty well and she wanted my opinion like she always does.”

“Oh, so you two don’t talk in class but outside of it.”

“This was a spur of the moment. She usually would have ignored me.”

“You two should talk more often, then. Oh, Taehyung I’ll relieve you of carrying more boxes. You can help me some other time.”

“Thank you, Professor.” She left and he felt a hard punch to his chest.

“Okay, I deserved that one.”

“What the fuck, Taehyung?”

“You learned my name quickly. Y/M, was it?”

“No one is supposed to know about this.”

“Oh, so I know a secret about you already? This is the start of a beautiful friendship, Y/N.”

“I want to cut off your tongue.”

“Do it, I dare you.”

“Ass.”

“I’d bet you would like to see mine. I’m afraid we’re not that close yet.”

“I can already tell I’m going to hate you.”

“Aw, I thought we could be the best of friends.”

“Are you always like this? So–”

“Hot? I know; it’s so hard.”

“I was going to say ‘A narcissistic asshole’ but I have my answer already.”

“Cool. You don’t mind if I tell everyone you dance?”

“They won’t believe you.”

“What if I say I have a video of it?”

“You’re a pervert. You videotaped it too?”

“I needed some proof.”

“What do you want?”

“You’re decent looking, could lose the attitude though,” she scoffed, adjusting her ponytail and tempting him to set her hair free.

“Go on a date with me.”

“Are you crazy?”

“Considering I just filmed you, do you really want to test that theory?”

“If I don’t?”

“Your precious secret is the latest gossip.”

“Or I can break your phone.”

“Sent to my friend. How stupid do I look?”

“Do you want an answer to that question?”

“Hm. I like you.”

“Thanks. I hate you.”

“Well, what’s your answer, Y/N?”

-

“You tricked a girl into going out with you? And she said yes?”

“Well, with my looks and wit. How could she say no?”

“You’re an idiot, Tae.”

“No, I am. I’m smart enough to con her into a date with me.”

“Blackmail. You blackmailed her.”

“I didn’t. I didn’t even take a video of her.”

“You fox.”

“She didn’t ask for proof.”

“So, you’re taking her out tonight?”

“Yup. I even got her number.”

“Poor girl, conned by a simple fool.”

“I really hate you, I’m not a fool.”

“You’re holding your phone upside down.”

“Oops.”

“I can’t believe I trust you with my car. Bella, my baby.”

“This is why you’re single, you named your car?”

“Don’t judge me and Bella. She’s a beauty.”

“She’s a car.

“Just don’t scratch her, Taehyung.”

“I won’t, now gimme gimme.” He dropped the keys into his open hands and Taehyung went to the car. Driving to the address you gave him, he got out to ring the doorbell.

“Oh, who is this?”

“Oh, hello. I’m Taehyung, is Y/N home?”

“Mom!”

“Oh, Y/N. You didn’t tell me you had such a handsome boyfriend–”

“He’s not my boyfriend. We’re just going out for a date.”

“Oh, well he’s like a lovely young man.”

“Thank you.”

“I’m ready, let’s go.”

“Bye, ma’am–”

“Taehyung!” He ran off, going to his car and you giving it a look before sitting in the passenger seat.

“This is yours?”

“My buddy’s.”

“He has nice taste; I wish I was with him instead.”

“You’ll settle for someone less attractive than me?” He started the car, driving to the movies and talking with you along the way.

“He won’t need to blackmail me into going out.”

“He’s a troll with black hair and pale skin. He’s like a ghost in my warm honey complexion and sweet chocolate brown hair. You won’t do better than me, Y/N.”

“Narcissist.”

“Is that the only word you know?”

“It’s befitting of you.”

“Is it wrong to know that you’re good looking?”

“Not to the lengths that you go to.”

“Maybe it’s because I’m just that good looking.” You rolled your eyes, getting out the car after he parked and speeding into the theatre. He put his arm around your shoulder, trying to keep you from running off.

“Tickets for two, The Chilling.” He paid, seeing you were ready to pay for the tickets and being quicker than you.

“Here you go, enjoy your date.”

“I thought with your dancing reflexes, you would be faster.”

“Oh, shut up.”

“You can shut up me, just bring your lips here.”

“No fucking way, you pervert.”

“Harsh.”

“The truth hurts, Princess.”

“That’s King to you.” You scoffed at him, taking your ticket from his hand and he entered the screen room with you.

“I’m buying food, do you want anything?”

“Popcorn, skittles and oh, for you to go to hell.”

“As long as you meet me there, Y/N.” He winked at you to which you fake gagged in disgust.

“Ew.”

“You like it, don’t hide it.”

“I’d like to never see your face again.”

“I can’t do that, Princess.

“God, I hate you so much.”

“Love you too, Y/N.” He left with that, getting food before the movie begins. He simply wanted a drink and candy, bringing your order and his along with him.

“You don’t want popcorn?”

“Why, you aren’t willing to share?”

“I don’t want your greasy hands near my popcorn.”

“They’re not greasy, I washed them last week..”

“You’re disgusting.”

“Thank you, I take pride in that.” You ignored him, your eyes turned to the movie. It was horror, he knew you were different from the way you spoke to the way you looked at him in pure dislike. You didn’t quake in fear, like most girls would. You rather watched with content, and ate your popcorn fruitfully. He reached for some, you looking at him with a frown.

“You said you didn’t want some.”

“Seeing the way you happily munch on the kernels, I wanted some.”

“I licked some and put it back.”

“Good, we’re sharing an indirect kiss then.”

“You’re a pig.”

“Hey, my nose doesn’t look like that.” He pouted and you laughed at him, your giggles making him confused.

“What are you laughing at? I’m insecure about my nose, you know.”

“You know, for a moment there, you almost looked cute.”

“Are you saying I’m cute?”

“And it’s gone.”

“You think I’m cute, eh?”

“I rather choke to death.”

“On what?”

“You little pervert.”

“Little, I’m twice your height. You’re little.”

“The only thing little here is your friend in your pants.”

“You want to verify that?”

“My eyes don’t need to see how little you are, it’s only going to make them fall out from the ugly sight.”

“You’re all bark, no bite.”

“I just want this ‘date’ to be over and for you to delete the video.”

“We still have somewhere to go.”

-

“The beach?”

“No, I brought you to Buckingham Palace.”

“No, idiot. This is the best you can do?”

“I doubt anyone would ask you out with that attitude.”

“I’m nicer than you think, I just don’t like you.”

“I wonder why..” You got out the car, taking off your heels and holding them in your hands. He took off his shoes as well, not wanting sand in them and holding them like you.

“Let’s walk the shore and talk.”

“I have nothing to say to you.”

“Oh, come on, Y/N.”

“You’re a jerk, you tricked me in this.”

“Well, how else could I get you to come here?”

“I don’t know, befriend me and then ask me out.”

“I wanted to say I’m sorry for last time. When I snapped at you. And when I peeped on you.”

“Taehyung..”

“It’s just when I saw you dance, I felt like I was in a trance. You were so eloquent and hell, you were even better than my best friend. I wanted to know you.”

“I hate you.”

“I know..”

“How could you make me almost smudge my mascara?”

“Wait, what?”

“That was so sweet, Taehyung.”

“So, can we start over?”

“Of course. Hi, I’m Y/N.”

“Hey, Y/N. I’m Taehyung, nice to meet you.”

“Nice to meet you too, Taehyung.”

-

He walked out of class with you, you shyly looking down and he looking at you with a smile.

“Baby, won’t you look at me?”

“Tae, please.”

“Just one look?” You looked at him and pecked your lips, getting hit by you but it was worth it.

“Ow.”

“Tae.”

“I couldn’t help it, baby.”

“I gotta go.”

“Call me baby!” He felt Jimin’s hand on his shoulder and he shook his head.

“You’re head over heels for her, huh?”

“She’s beautiful and sweet and–”

“I got the message, lover boy.” They walked to his car again, this time Taehyung catching a glimpse of you walking up to a guy that hugs you.

“Tae?”

“Tae? Dude, what’s..” He cuts himself short, looking in the direction he was and seeing the guy slip something into your pocket and whispering in your ear.

“Is this why she’s always busy after school?”

“Maybe it’s not what it looks like.”

“To hell with what it looks like. She’s cheating on me.”

“Tae, you don’t know that.” He slammed his door shut, waiting for Jimin to drive them home and going straight to his bed.

“Taehyung.”

“She has an apartment but she won’t tell me where it is, always making me pick her up from her mom’ house.”

“Taehyung.”

“I saw what I saw, Jimin.”

“Give her the benefit of the doubt.” He huffed; it’s been like this for weeks. You would always be too busy for him, only going out with him the mornings or on the weekends. He hadn’t minded it before but it all clicked now.

How was he so blinded by you not to see that as strange? Therefore, he turned to The Swan, the only girl who hasn’t hurt him.

Her grace and beauty calls to him again and your face slips his mind. If he could meet her for just one day, he would jump at the chance.

-

“Tae?”

“Taehyung?”

“Kim Taehyung?”

“Hey, idiot?”

“What do you want?” He gave her a hard stare, he’s been avoiding her all week but she only noticed now? Maybe she was too busy with the other guy to remember his existence.

“Why have you been avoiding me all week?”

“Why do you, all of a sudden, care?”

“Because my stubborn boyfriend won’t even dare to look my direction and I would like to know why.”

“Why don’t you ask your other boyfriend?”

“Other boyfriend? Tae, what are you talking about?”

“The other day, you were hugging and giggling with some other guy. Did you think I won’t find out about him?”

“Tae, it’s not like that. He’s just–”

“He’s just another guy like me who was stupid enough to fall in love with you. I pity us both.”

“Taehyung.”

“Just be happy with him.”

-

Taehyung, please

Come to the studio at 7

Please

I will explain everything

Just please don’t let us end it like this

I love you

I love you, Kim Taehyung.

His phone kept buzzing as he tried to sleep and he felt a pillow hit his head,

“I’m not in the mood, Jiminie.”

“It’s 6:30.”

“So.”

“Go to the studio, stupid.”

“Fuck off.”

“Get your moping ass to the studio. I’m sick of hearing you pretend that you’re fine when you cry at the sound of her name.”

“Fuck you.”

“I think you rather fuck Y/N.”

“Don’t talk about her like that. She’s the type of girl that deserves to get love made to her. She’s not some slut that just fuck and forget about the next morning. She’s someone that you could never forget.”

“Then, why are you trying so hard to forget her?”

“Because I’m stupid. What if I’m wrong about her?”

“Get on your knees and beg forgiveness.”

“I don’t deserve her, Jimin. She doesn’t need someone who can’t even trust her. Someone who’s quick to judge. She deserves more than someone like me.”

“You’re a fucking dumbass. It’s not even funny. She loves you, stupid. She always loved you. That’s why she tell you to show up becoming she doesn’t want to lose the one she loves.”

“S-She does?”

“Yes, now go to her before she really does get another man in her life.”

-

“Y/N?”

“Y/N–”

“You came..”

“That’s why I am here.”

“Still the same ass I met before.”

“But I’m your ass.”

“Mine?”

“What did you want to explain to me?”

“Close your eyes.” He followed what you said, feeling you wave your hand over his eyes and walking off.

“You’re not going to kill me, are you?”

“Good god, Taehyung. Why would you think that?”

“Well, you walked off quickly.”

“Okay, just open your eyes.” He did as you told him, seeing red hair and the very mask that he looked upon weeks ago. The Swan.

“You’re t-the–”

“Yes, I am.”

“I should have known by the way you danced.”

“I’m surprised you didn’t catch on.”

“Why do you do this?”

“There’s a beauty in the mystery. I like knowing that I won’t have people like me because of my dancing but, because of me.”

“My girl is the swan.”

“Your girl?”

“I’m sorry, Y/N. I was just so–”

“Jealous?”

“Yeah, I was jealous.”

“Don’t worry, Tae. I’m all yours.”

“But while we’re revealing things, I should probably tell you the truth.”

“The truth?”

“I didn’t record you that day.”

“You lied to me!”

“Yes.”

“You’re so dead.”

“Hey, hey shouldn’t we be happy to rekindle our love?”

“You’re so cute.”

“Thank you.”

“It’s a shame I’ll have to kill you.”

“Y/N, you don’t have to do this.”

Kim Taehyung.” He ran out at the sound of your voice, fearing for his life. He was still glad, that just one day was how this beautiful relationship blossomed.

~Admin Blake

anonymous asked:

Love your work! If requests are open, could you maybe do one with George, like, at Hogwarts, you're a year below him and in Griffindor as well, and you don't know eachother well, but he notices you always tell them apart, and adresses him before Fred, and he thinks that's awesome? Haha long and weird request, but you know, kinda angsty George turning into fluffy George? Idk this was weird.

After an insane (and probably still ongoing) writer’s block, I’ve managed to finish one! Really hope you like it and thank you for requesting, have fun reading eeeek x 


You were hunched over your class work in the Common Room, eagerly trying to find out about this particular potion Professor Snape had told you about last week. Considering how the assignment was due tomorrow, you gasped slightly when you saw the sun setting outside: to you, it seemed like minutes until a few clouds were evolving in the dark skies around Hogwarts; time was definitely running away from you. “I’ve been searching for ages” you said to your friend sitting on one of the sofas, “Why is finding the right content so hard?” You desperately massaged your forehead for a moment to refocus on the paper in front of you when suddenly, you heard footsteps from behind. “Potions, I s’pose?” – A ginger boy was gracefully appearing on your side, grinning slightly when seeing your quills and books spread over the floor. “Yes” you replied darkly. “Lovely chap, Snape, isn’t he?” Fred Weasley joked. You knew he and his brother were one year above you, so you found yourself feeling quite surprised at his sudden approach. “Really lovely, indeed” – “We might have something that could help you” George, his twin, had joined the scene and was now looking into your eyes. You smiled softly; to you, it was quite easy telling them apart. “Really? Would be absolutely brilliant!” you replied. Both smirked at each other before George wiggled his eyebrows and ran off to his dorm. A moment later, he returned with a run-down book in his hands. “Thanks, George” you said politely as he handed it to you. To your pleasure, he seemed quite surprised at you knowing his name and addressing him directly; he looked into your eyes once more and then nodded. “Helped us a lot last year. We simply took down a lot of notes –wrote down some useful pages and books for this stuff, you’ll need them the entire school year, so we thought we’d make the effort. You can hardly go wrong with those ones” he explained proudly while showing you some of the messy, handwritten notes they had taken. “Wow, this seems so helpful already. Thank you very much, I’ll definitely make up to you two-“ – “No worries, we must stick together when it comes to good ol’ Snape; I mean, considering how he treats some students” – Fred’s glimpse got darker for a moment as he spoke, but  then he grinned once again. “Just give it back some time and hopefully you’ll make use of our cleverness” he then added. You nodded before giving the twins a quick chuckle – “Thanks George, Thanks Fred!” you bellowed, whereupon both turned around to wave at you.

Their help had turned out to be the key to quick success; after an hour, you had finished and finally looked at a – in your opinion – reasonably well-written and correct assignment of yours. Thus, you felt obliged to give it back to them as quickly as possible: Dinner seemed a good opportunity to do so. When you entered the Great Hall, you immediately headed towards a pile of students at one of the tables; you could already see George, Fred and some of their class mates. To your fortune, George seemed to have noticed you already when walking towards their table, so you held up the book and smiled. He returned a grin and tapped on his brother’s shoulder – “Oi, there you are!” Fred bellowed, causing the students around him to turn their heads for a moment. “That was very quick. Sure you’ve got everything?” George threw in softly. “Yes, I checked twice. Got everything I need. Thank you guys so much, I definitely owe you something” – “Don’t be silly, it’s what we call the Weasley’s emergency assistance. Completely free and for the good of a student” Fred replied again, whereupon George chuckled slightly, but then he focused on you once more. “What’s your name, by the way?” he asked. “(Y/N)” – “Great. It’s always good knowing the names of those we cooperate with” – “You’re probably very much right, George. Now, if you don’t mind: I’m starving. Need something to eat after all this work. Thank you so much again… See you” With these words, you took off, but not without returning a little smirk coming from George.

It had been weeks since your first actual encounter with the twins and somehow, you felt immensely good about them actually greeting you in the hallways. George seemed to be particularly receptive towards you; sometimes, it seemed as if he was actually planning on having a quick chat, but after all, it had never happened. Perhaps he was just a bit shy sometimes; you also reckoned that this is what distinguished him from his brother. It was a Wednesday’s evening as you strolled down the hallway heading for the Common Room when you suddenly spotted someone eagerly trying to detach a portrait from the stone wall. It was, to your surprise, George, who seemed to have heard your footsteps and thus, he turned his head. “Hello” you said and frowned. “What’re you doing?” – “Detention. Snape told us to clean the portraits. The thing is people in there can move and will do anything to make you bugger off and leave them alone; I’ve been here since 4 trying to clean the surface” George looked utterly exhausted, but you couldn’t help but chuckle slightly. “Snape really seems to enjoy driving his students mad. So he separated you and Fred?” – “Yes, always does that, most teachers do. Yet so many of them won’t even bother distinguishing us” He slightly rattled the frame of the portrait, whereupon the old man in there cursed, and sighed out. You smiled sympathetically before drawing nearer. “Yeah, although I think it’s not even that hard! You do have your differences-“ – “Yeah, quite astonishing you’ve managed to tell us apart from the very first time on, I was really pleased- I mean, impressed” He grinned slightly when he saw that he had caused you to smile at him cheekily. “You call that impressive? Well, thank you, Fred” you said, whereupon he let out a quick laugh. “You rascal!” he replied sarcastically, but he did join your chuckling again after a while and ended up looking into your eyes quite deeply. “And you know what I’ve noticed? Call me overly critical but when you said my name first when talking to both of us I felt pretty brilliant. Normally it’s Fred and George, you know, and I’ve always wondered why people regard it as the only way to refer to the two of us. Finally I get the recognition I deserve!” He looked away for a second and pretended to be very dramatic about it, whereaa you laughed out of amusement. “Well, that’s certainly nice to hear. I’ll keep doing this, it really seems to improve your status-“ – “But seriously, I thought that was pretty nice of you, (Y/N). It’s the little things sometimes” “Kiss her, you dimwit”- A voice from behind made both of you turn your heads; it was the old man sitting grumpily in his portrait that talked to you. He gave both of you a sharp glimpse. “Look at ye’ ears, boy, they’re turnin’ all red. Do like I said or she’ll be gone again, trust me” Both of you remained silent; you could feel your heart starting to beat faster and faster. This was probably the strangest encounter you’ve had with one of the portraits, and when you kept staring at the old man, he rolled his eyes. “What’re ye’ staring at, kids? Take my advice already; I’ll turn all angry if I keep listenin’ to ye’ pointless babbling” Finally, George turned to you, but not without slightly taking a step back from the portrait. “Yeah, he really looks like he knows a lot about this stuff” he whispered, “I mean I’m not saying I don’t agree, but he just isn’t a very nice bloke, really-“ Suddenly, you simply cupped his face and brought your lips to his, whereupon your bodies automatically drew closer to the other. “There ye’ go, kids!” – You smiled against George’s lips while he brought his hands to your waist, sighing out slightly. When you parted, both of you grinned at the other; you could feel your cheeks reddening. “Nice one” – “Thank you, Fred” As a response, George only rolled his eyes again before leaning forward to feel your lips on his once more.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I want to request an exo reaction but i'm not sure you're ok with writing about that but since you've made some dom/sub stuff i'll give it a shot. Could you write one where they and their gf are into ageplay and have a daddy/little girl relationship? Not only at bed but as a lifestyle where it's not sexual for them when she is into her little headspace. I hope you don't mindo but it's ok if you don't want to write it

I”ll warn you right now that I’m not that informed about ageplay so this request might not be as good or contain content that you were expecting. If that is the case then I am greatly sorry for my mistakes.

Thank you for requesting and for being so patient to have it answered.

~Savie

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                                         ###Xiumin:###

In bed: “baby, why don’t you come over to daddy and let him show you why it’s fun to be an adult” *OOOOOOHH Xiudaddy*

Normal lifestyle: *He’ll enjoy the parts of being protective over you like a real daddy would be and love when you get in the young, playful and clingy mood the most.* 

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                                             ###Luhan:###

*Luhan would take on his role as daddy the best out of everyone, he’d know what to show his little partner and give to them in bed and in life in general at the right times. He’d love every minute of it. He’ll love the parts of ageplay where he can hand feed his child as if they’re a baby and also have a particular fondness of punishing his child when they are being bad*

In bed: “you’ve been very bad babe, spying on your daddy when he told you to stay in your room while he took care of some business. What  kind of punishment should you receive for not following orders, my little child?”

Normal lifestyle: “here y/n eat some of this. You’ll need it to help you grow bigger and stronger like your daddy and don’t drink too much hot chocolate, we don’t want you to be too hyper when it’s time to watch a movie”

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                                                ###Kris:###

In bed: *ageplay with Kris is taken most seriously in bed, he’ll expect you to play your role to the best of your ability at this time…. acting innocent and young and being submissive. Kris would love if you played role of a slightly nervous and afraid person during this time, acting like you don’t know what is happening or what to do and asking him*

y/n: “daddy, why are you in bed with me? It’s time for us to go to bed”

Kris: *hovering over you* “we are going to bed but I want to sleep with you tonight, we’re going to do something that will help you sleep and feel better”

Y/n: “what do you mean? what are we going to do daddy?”

Kris: “just be a good child and let me do the work, I promise you’ll enjoy this baby”

Normal lifestyle: *age play means that their “younger” partner would initiate a lot of fun and games during the normal days since kids love to play. Kris would love playing along to a game of tag or hide and go seek (or a mix of both) with his partner*

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                                             ###Suho:###

First of all: Daddy Suho? no, more like Mommy Suho. 

(Sorry, had to do it)

In Bed: *despite Suho being patient and 100% leader material for EXO, he would actually be pretty impatient when it was time to have special Daddy/child time* “babe, all of your cute playfulness has caused a problem downstairs and you owe it to daddy to come and fix the mess that you made”

Normal lifestyle: “I decided to take today off so that I could pamper my sweet child, since you’ve been so good these past couple of days why don’t we go shopping as a reward?”

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                                         ###Lay:###

In Bed: *it won’t really matter what sort of roleplay you have going on with Lay, not when you’re in bed with him at least, because once you two are on that mattress, couch, table top, etc he’ll only care about getting to work*

Normal Lifestyle: “Babe, daddy made you some soup to eat while he’s gone at work today. If you behave we can have some dessert when I get home”

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                                       ###Baekhyun:###

In Bed:“why doesn’t my sweet babe come over here and cool daddy off by giving me some of those sweet, sloppy kisses? If you cool me off good enough I’ll have a surprise for you that you’ll love”

Normal lifestyle: “does daddy get a kiss for being the best daddy in the world? how about a kiss for being fun? no, baby doesn’t want to kiss me? Fine, I’ll just blow you a kiss anyway because I love my sweet child”

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                                           ###Chen:###

In bed: y/n: “daddy, I’ve been very bad. Today I accidentally broke one of your favorite vases then I got mad and smashed all the pictures on the walls, please, daddy, punish me for being such a bad child”

chen: “in deed you have been bad. Very bad. Don’t worry, daddy’s going to give you a punishment that you’ll never forget”

Normal lifestyle: “man, your ageplaying really is too much sometimes” *Chen will occasionally break out of character sometimes when he sees you dressing up like a young child or young teenager or hears you speaking in a really childish voice*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                      ###Chanyeol:###

In Bed: ”you like it when daddy dances for you huh babe?”

y/n: *shakes head eagerly*

Chanyeol: “would you like daddy to dance for you?”

y/n: *shakes head again* 

Chanyeol: “or would you like to dance with daddy?”

y/n: *gets up and walks to him, beginning to grind with him as you let out little, needy moans*

Normal lifestyle: *he enjoys the ageplay when you’re old enough to wear cute clothes but also be old enough to know…somethings…. and he’ll gladly act along, even if he is the dad of the relationship, without thinking twice*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                    ###Kyungsoo:###

In Bed: ”You’re my special one aren’t you?”

y/n: “yes daddy”

Kyungsoo: “and what makes you so special?”

Y/n: “the way that I cry and moan and beg for my daddy to fill me up”

Kyungsoo: “that’s right and also the way that my special one rides me when I say so”

y/n: “yes daddy”

Kyungsoo: “ride me baby”

y/n: “as you wish”

Normal lifestyle: ”it’s time to wake up babe, I have to go to work soon and I’d like to play with my special youngster before I go” 

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In Bed: *he’ll probably be the one who enjoys ageplay the most in bed while feeling less comfortable with it outside of “sexy time”. The more ageplay you act while in bed with him the more you and him will enjoy staying up through the night*

Normal lifestyle: *there’ll be days during roleplay where your ageplay will cause you to break out in tears for some unknown reason and, like a father would do with their child, he’d hug you and comfort you until you felt better or fell asleep then he’d carry you to your room and place you under the sheets before wishing you a good night and placing a kiss on your forehead*

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In Bed:  “baby knows how to ride this just right don’t they?”

y/n: “yes daddy”

Kai: “and you like having your daddy fill you up and pound into you rough don’t you babe?”

Y/n: “yes”

Kai: “yes what”

y/n: “yes daddy, I like it”

Kai: “be more clear darling or you won’t get anything tonight”

y/n: “yes daddy, I love it when you shove your cock into my hole and pound into me until I lose my voice and can’t walk the next day, please daddy, fill me up right now”

Kai: “that’s better”

Normal lifestyle: *he’ll go out and buy you ice cream as your reward when you’re being a good child*

Kai: “are you enjoying your ice cream sweet one?”

y/n: *you speak very silently because you’re in public and you normally save you ageplay for home* “yes daddy, thank you”

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In Bed: *Sehun may be the “baby” (meaning maknae) of exo but he’d definitely love participating in an ageplay relationship. Unfortunately for his partner, if they didn’t like the ageplay in bed to always be rough then they more than likely would not enjoy ageplay with him because he’d love to hear his partner call him daddy nonstop*

Normal lifestyle: *the first time you do ageplay in a non-sexual atmosphere he’d choke on whatever he happened to be eating or drinking at the time*

Hi guys! Here is a little future Xmas fic! I hope you enjoy! xD

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Luke: 

I admit I’m a bit of a victim in the worldwide system too
But I’ve found my sweet escape when I’m alone with you

At school Luke was who everyone looked up to, who everyone wanted to be friends with. Who everyone wanted to be. He was basically the hottest guy in your school. Football player, a little bit of a bad boy, in a band; thank kind of stuff. He was a typical teenager. Everyone you knew had a crush on Luke (you had a pretty huge crush on him too, but you never liked to admit it).

You had always thought Luke wasn’t quite a distant person. Whenever he was with his friends he never seemed comfortable. But since everyone else believed he was you decided to too.

One day, your whole view on Luke Hemmings, the not-quite-perfect-teen, changed. You were in your last lesson of the day, English. Instead of sitting in his usual seat Luke sat on the other side of the room from you but one row in front. You dismissed this because you thought he was purely trying to get attention. Half way through the lesson you noticed someone staring at you, you glanced over in their direction, it was Luke. You tired to forget about him staring at you but it was impossible, you knew your cheeks were burning. So the only thing you could think of to stop him from staring was to stare straight back at him. You gave him a sharp stare as he just laughed and flashed a smile, revealing his dimples. Instantly, ashamed that your plan didn’t work, you looked down. Another 5 minutes later, Luke had stopped staring and was writing. In 2 minutes the piece he was writing was handed to you by the person next to you. Pretending not to care, you opened this letter as you read:

hey, i noticed you staring, maybe you’d like to stare at my face some other time, like after school. maybe we can get to know each other…

luke xx

A smile crept onto your face as you shook your head slowly, still staring at Luke’s scrawly hand writing. You scribbled down a quick okay then, see you after class… on the paper, folded it and handed it back to your neighbor.

You couldn’t wait till after class. You kept looking at the clock in hope that it would be the end of the lesson. Then finally, the bell rung out over the school, you glanced over at Luke who had a huge smile on his face. You waited till your teacher dismissed you to walk over to Luke. You didn’t want to seem too eager. but before you could even blink Luke was out of the classroom, this confused you. You felt a sinking feeling inside of you as the sad realization of the whole ‘Luke thing’ being a joke. You left school with your head held low. It was when you reached the gates when you saw Luke again, beaming, leaning on his crappy car. He walked up to you and kissed your forehead. You were, again, confused. What the hell was he playing at?

'Hi,’ he smiled looking down at you

'Hey,’ you half-smiled

'So-um-(Y/N) I was thinking if we could go back to my place for a bit and just-er-chill?’ he seemed so nervous. it was strange how someone so confident with everyone else could be so nervous in a certain persons presence you thought.

'Yeah sure,’ you giggled. He lead you into his car.

The two of you arrived at his place and his parents weren’t in, thank god! You followed him into his room as he told you to sit anywhere. He disappeared downstairs and and reappeared within 3 minutes with a tub of ice cream, cookies and a selection of films. Wow this was a different Luke to what you’d seen all these years at school. The cool, calm boy now seemed all precious and nervous. 

'I was thinking we could just watch a few films, chat and eat until you have to go…’ he looked at the floor then up to you.

'Yeah that sounds great Luke,’ you beamed. Luke and you sat/lay enjoying each others company for hours/ It had been quiet for a good 20 minutes when Luke said

'You know you really are something. I always see you at school, I think you’re gorgeous and amazing…’ he barely whispered looking at you. You turned your whole body to face him as you cupped his face in your hand and kissed him hard, passionately. In the end you both pulled away, speechless and giggling. Before kissing him again he said something that shocked you

’(Y/N), when I’m with you time stops, it feels like everything is beautiful and I never want my time with you to end. You know I only act like a bit of a dick at school to fit in. But when I’m around you, I feel I don’t need to pretend.’

Calum:

 

You are my getaway
You are my favorite place

Touring with Calum had been hard, incredibly hard. The two of you had never got time together any more. Even though it was better then being away from each other all the time it was still hard. He was either on stage, locked away in a security room before their concert, meeting fans, or too tired. It was chaos but he was dealing with it. You weren’t. You missed the old Calum. The old easy-going Calum.

It was another day of touring and meeting fans, but it was the last day of touring and meeting fans. The boys and you were happy, everyone could tell. Even though they loved touring sometimes it got too much for them at times. The tiredness would always defeat them, sometimes Michael fell asleep whilst eating breakfast. When the last show was over you could not contain your happiness. Cal got off stage, a massive grin on his face and filed his arms open to embrace you. Giggling the pair of you went to spend your last night in the tour bus before you left for home.

Two days later you and Calum were in Australia, lying in your shared bed staring at the ceiling.

'God I’ve missed this,’ Calum whispered

'Same, the past month has been so hard on the both of us,’

'I feel sorry for you babe, never seeing me,the reason you came on tour with me was to be with me, you hardly saw me!’ you knew he was getting angry and upset but you didn’t know why exactly.

'Calm down Cal, it’s okay. we’ve got each other now and that’s all that matters. My moments with you on tour meant a lot to me. Even though they were short lived, I enjoyed every second of them.’ You turned on your side, facing him, hoping Calum would do the same.

'I suppose…’ he turned over to face you, ’(Y/N) I just love you so much and I never want to lose any more time then I have to with you. In the middle of all this madness you and the boys. You mainly,’ he smiled 'are the only stable things in my life at the moment. When I see you or when I’m with you everything seems 10 times more beautiful then it already it. The madness stops and all I can think about is you.’ You planted a quick kiss on his cheek and laughed and said a quick 'I love you, Calum Hood,’ before being enveloped into Calum’s chest, his arms wrapped around you. And the two of you fell asleep, in a tangled mess of arms and legs.

Michael:

Turn off the radio
Those late night TV shows

You and Michael were caught up in your own lives at the moment, you never saw each other a lot anymore. You used to see each other every day, if it was at his house, your house, the mall, the park, anywhere. Michael and you had been best friends for over 7 years and you had been through everything together. You never saw each other as much anymore because as soon as his band hit the jackpot he was only home around 30% of the time and you were busy with college so when he was home you never had time or no one told you. You were happy for him though, ever since the day you met him you knew what he wanted in life and you knew that he would get there. Life, for you without Michael was boring. You never wanted to call him in case of the time zones or maybe it seemed like you were being clingy. You had almost got to the point where you didn’t care if it seemed clingy anymore, you needed to talk to your best friend. But there was always this horrifying thought in the back of your head that he would have forgotten about you.

You were sitting in your dorm, studying, when your phone started to ring. You immediately pounced on it. It was Michael, you let it ring once more before you answered it.

'Hello?’ a deep rasp called from the other line

'Michael?’ you answered

'Yes?’ he laughed

'Oh my god it’s you!’ you laughed. You were giddy with excitement and happiness.

’(Y/N), I’m so glad to hear your voice. I can’t remember how long it’s been since we last talked…’

'It’s been a while Clifford,’ you retorted with a sharp edge to your voice

'I know, it has been a while. I’m so sorry (Y/N),’ he sounded apologetic 'But I’m going to make it up to you this week!’

'Wait-What? Michael? What do you- oh my god I get it now!’ you laughed

'We got there eventually… Yeah so anyway this week, starts from now. Be at my place in 15 minutes.’ Before you could reply the line went dead. You got changed so quick and practically jogged to Michael’s house. You checked the time when you got to his door 11:05 pm. 'Quite late,’ you mumbled but you didn’t care; and of course to Michael the night was still young. You rang the bell and within an instant the door swung open to reveal a smiley Michael Clifford. He pulled you into a massive bear hug as you both laughed and smiled uncontrollably.

The night was spent watching films and catching up with each others life.

'I missed this and you,’ you said as The Breakfast Club came to an end.

'So have I (Y/N), so have I…’ he repeated

'We should do this more often you know,’ you blurted out 'watching films and ignoring everything else that happens in the world.’ you whispered

'Tuning out of everything else and just enjoying being with one another,’ he replied

'I couldn’t have put it better myself,’ you smiled as you looked up at him to reveal that he was wearing a smile on his face too.

Ashton:

And just be here with me

You were called into the Principles office, your stomach churning because you had no idea what could be wrong. You knocked three times on the door and the principle opened the door, looking grim. He told you to take a seat nervously wringing your sweat drenched hands. 

'Right (Y/N), I’ve got someone who needs to pick you up. Your mother has been taken into hospital after an attack. We, as a school are not aware of her medical position but you need to go. Your aunt is here to take you.’ You felt as if you had been punched in the gut. Still, you got up and walked shakily out of the school towards your aunt’s familiar car. The car journey was awkward, and to be honest you were relieved to get out the car.

In the hospital your aunt gathered most information. You weren’t allowed to know much but you knew her condition could be critical. In an hour or so you were allowed to see her. She was asleep or passed out, you didn’t know but seeing her just ate away your insides. You sat and held her hand, talking to her as if she was awake. The nurse came in 20 minutes later to usher you out, you planted a quick kiss on your moms cheek and left, just about holding back the tears.

As you wearily walked back to the waiting room you saw Ashton, your boyfriend of 6 months. He had obviously left school early to see you. In his hand he held a small bouquet of flowers, as soon as he saw you he rushed to his feet and hugged you. The oxygen was knocked out of your lungs as he squeezed you. You sat down and he sat next to you.

’(Y/N),’ he grabbed your hand 'Are you okay? Is your mom okay?’ he wrapped an arm round you protectively and kissed your hair.

'I don’t know, I don’t know anything…’ you sobbed as Ashton held you tighter

'Do you want anything?’ he whispered

'Just stay with me Ash, stay with me and don’t leave me.’ You looked up at him wiping away your tears

'Sure, anything for you (Y/N),’ he said calmly 'Everything is going to be okay. whatever happens you have me. I’ll always be here.’

okay so i hope you liked it, it took a while to write so yeah request and everything. ALSO idk should i do a part two???? send me a yes or a no please i just want to know (p.s sorry the ashton one was a bit sensitive i hope i didnt offend anyone i just ran out of ideas towards the end sorry) but yeah ily 

anonymous asked:

I don't watch Hannibal, but isn't the finale queerbaiting? it seems like what would happen if Supernatural went 'canon' with Dean/Cas - build-up but then no pay-off, or one that isn't really canon?

A RESOUNDING NO

AND MY REASONING BEHIND THIS ‘NO’ IS THREEFOLD

- one thing a lot of people on this site don’t get is that not every single instance of ~homoerotic subtext~ is queerbaiting. and, like, I’m not trying to say that everyone needs to chill and queerbaiting doesn’t exist – I watch Supernatural, I watched Teen Wolf until I decided I should only hatewatch one show at a time, I watch Sherlock when it airs because the trauma is very short and spread-out – I know it’s a Real Thing and that it fucking sucks, but gay undertones =/= queerbaiting. queerbaiting is a very specific Thing, and not every thing that has homoerotic subtext queerbaits. which leads in to: 

- no one involved with this show is denying that the Will/Hannibal relationship is romantic. almost all of the post-mortems and reviews of the finale I’ve read have been focused on the fact that this is a romantic relationship between two dudes. they’re in love, Fuller’s said they’re in love, he’s confirmed that Hannibal is omnisexual and Will is heterosexual, but that they have the kind of intimate connection that makes you question the limits of your own sexuality. Fuller is very open about it and happy to discuss it – it’s not being denied or played for laughs or Gay Panicked about. everyone on the show knows that it’s a romance and that’s what they’re working with. the guys who play Hannibal and Will filmed a kiss for the last scene on the cliff (then rang Fuller up like “hope you like it!”). no one is pussyfooting or implying that “you never know what could happen! stay tuned!” or that the fans are reading into it and think it’s romantic, isn’t that hilarious, lol fangirls. the whole season was written and filmed before they got cancelled; it wasn’t some mad dash to reign in more viewers; it wasn’t a ratings stunt; it’s not fanservice. it’s a natural progression of a relationship, the first shoots of which you can see as early as the first half of s1. Hannibal and Will are in love. here’s a bunch of critics talking about how they’re in love. l o v e. LOVE. 

- I’ve seen a couple of people (who don’t watch the show) talking about how because we got a hug at the end and not a kiss that we were being queerbaited all along, it’s not REAL canon, we’re all just this excited about SUBTEXT because it’s NOT CANON. and, like, I can see why it would maybe seem like that from the outside, but I don’t think you can understand how incredible EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE FINALE IS if you haven’t watched every episode of Hannibal and watched this relationship and Will’s character progress through 3 seasons. they could have snogged for the entire 42 minutes and it wouldn’t be as canon as this episode makes it; Will gets Hannibal sprung from prison, he leaves his wife to run away with him, he murders someone with him, he calls the act of murder “beautiful” and EMBRACES HANNIBAL in such an OPEN, TENDER WAY, like. it is so unbelievably huge. it’s like TECTONIC PLATES SHIFTING huge. I literally FELT THE EARTH MOVE when I watched it happening, because it was that big of a deal. the whole season (from 2.09, even) was building up to that moment on the cliff – it was THE PAY-OFF, AND IT WAS AMAZING. it’s been textually (!) unrequited love from Hannibal since the s2 finale at least, the show has been very fucking plain about that (every single Italy episode talked about Hannibal’s love for Will, LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE EPISODE). Will asking if Hannibal was in love with him and Bedelia’s subsequent question – “Yes, but do you ache for him?” – was set up for this finale: Will makes his choices, Will thinks it’s beautiful, AND YOU KNOW. YOU FUCKING KNOW. THAT MOMENT HAPPENS AND YOU KNOW HE’S IN LOVE WITH HANNIBAL AND HE CAN’T FIGHT IT ANYMORE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO WATCH SOMEONE SUCCUMB TO THE DARK SIDE. so, yeah, there was no SNOGGING on the clifftop, but I would have been very surprised (and a little taken out of The Moment) if there had been – they filmed one, like I said, but Fuller didn’t think it would be right for that moment in their story, which I (I, me, the girl who has done nothing but reread the same 3 50,000 word Will/Hannibal fics for the last month and a half) completely agree with. I know it’s hard to grasp that I love that they DIDN’T kiss, but it’s a little easier to get if you know how much of a fucking mile-long leap forward Will letting Hannibal hold him like that is… my god… 

so yes: kissing is not the be-all-and-end-all of Canon. I understand that if this happened in the Supernatural fandom, 50% of fans would be going IT’S NOT CANON! THEY JUST HUGGED! THAT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING! but Hannibal and Will have a very distinct and Different dynamic than any other pairing I’ve ever shipped, and every single thing that happens in that finale is another nail in the “just friendship” coffin. I know it’s weird and gross that killing a dude is the single most erotic and intimate thing these two men could do together (narrowly beating out them eating someone in season 2 and the thing with the illegal bird dish), but there it is. and I haven’t seen anyone who actually watches the show trying to deny what that ending means. they’re in love, we all know it, the actors know it (and LOVE IT, which is honestly such a strange and amazing feeling), the writers know it, the showrunner WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT, it’s canon. we know. we all know.

I mean if you’ve watched Hannibal from the off and feel like you’ve been queerbaited since May 2014 then okay, I’m not trying to invalidate your feelings, sorry the finale wasn’t everything you wanted, but mate. MATE. REWATCH S3 MAYBE.

anonymous asked:

Hi, can you explain the reasons why you don't like the episode animan? :)

From a writing standpoint i found it lazy. I know thats sorta harsh, but if the way that they are going to genuinely kickstart DjWifi is a off screen lazy “we actually have a lot in common apparently starting just now” that can only be fully experienced in the comics you have to purchase outside of it that sucks. DjWifi has the potential to be a really genuine nice romance, and just because they are side characters does not mean it has to be done poorly. You could have much more effectively primed both Nino’s crush on Marinette (i suppose they did but i only interpreted that as friendly, however that may just be my shortcoming) and set up Nino’s new arc with Alya. I think their chemistry or rather how they kept butting heads in horrificator was a fantastic set up towards something more, it made their interactions engaging and interesting while revealing things about their characters. The one shot frame of Nino with the awkward ass finger guns and her being like “oh jesus” was perfect, i liked that a lot. And i would be totally okay with it should they use animan as the base for “Okay lets get these nerds together now that we both know whats up” and then they end up ACTUALLY learning they have good chemistry through them working together. It could be super simple five second shots with one line of dialogue that sets up everything that they are doing and be used to progress the MAIN plot, but put the two of them together without the other two. Yes they are still discussing the main characters but it establishes the assumption that if they are not on screen they might be together, where as before it was unlikely for them to be hanging out without a direct reason like an akuma attack or they were in the group. Also it would only take a second for them to be hanging out plotting how to get their buddies together or discussing main plot to provide exposition, but then one of them suggest something to do that DIDNT involve the main two, one line like “I dunno Al, these two are exhausting me. Can we just eat something PLEASE? I’ll be dead before these two figure this out.” And alya could be super committed to seeingit through but he just whiiiiiines until she is like “Ugh, okay fine lets go eat but then we’re coming RIGHT BACK HERE” and he’s like “yeah!!” and grabs her and runs off. This could be used as an explanation as to why they weren’t somewhere when main plot was progressing and provide a funny relationship progressing moment where Alya sees that stuff happened with Nino and is like “NiNOO!!” They established in horrficator that the two of them can both be stubborn and assertive and aren’t afraid to go head to head, this sort of stubborness could be perfect for relationship progression and understanding while thoroughly revealing character aspects in the process. Like, Alya is mad at Nino and being kind of childish and stubborn about it. In reality for the writers it is to justify why Adrien and Marinette are alone to go detransform, which is its main purpose. BUT in doing that we can also have Nino hanging around preventing them from running off before he sighs and takes it seriously, saying “I should probably go talk to her, I don’t want her to be really mad at me but she wasn’t totally right either!!” then have adrien have a character progression by advising his friend to approach it calmly and see both sides, to which Nino agrees and progresses his OWN character and then leaves to allow the main plot to progress. While whatever is happening is happening you as the viewer can ASSUME the things happening off screen between these two other characters without it ever having to be shown. You could reference it later by having Adrien ask if they made up, or literally just not talk about it and show it by Alya and Nino being seen together in the background talking normally, all animosity gone and the problem resolved. These are examples of relationship progression OFF SCREEN that would be true to character and not get in the way of the main story line at all. A million things can be done with background shots and one line of dialogue. THEN when the two characters are clearly closer and feelings have developed you can assume 80% of everything because we have cause to.

I’m just saying all that to show that if that is how DjWifi starts it sucks. His crush on Mari was adorable but it seemed weird, like we didn’t know enough about Nino for it to feel super genuine. I’ve rewatched it and am more okay with it, it just bothers me that the most progression his character had gotten since bubbler was done literally exclusively for the shot of adrien saying “I love you marinette”. It wasnt for Nino or for us to even understand more about Marinette through Nino, it was just sort of a lazy thing that the writers said “Haha this is gonna kill them they’ll love having heard this and it’ll be awesome.” and it was okay, but it just like totally minimized any importance Nino had because he was utterly irrelevant really, it was just so they could have that. And while background characters and side characters SHOULD progress main character storylines, they dont have to have NO storyline to themselves just so they can do that. I gave those examples to show how without losing any time or main character focus you can satisfyingly develop a background relationship without making your side characters two dimensional. The writers have done well with making every character have their personalities and quirks, but thats why i dislike Animan, i felt like to Nino specifically it made him a flat character that existed to fuel Adrien’s half of the plot in that episode. Alya progressed nicely, i liked her reactions and lines i thought that was great for her, but my main issue is really that if that is how they springboard DjWifi it’s lazy and could have been handled better with relatively little additional scenes or lines. I thought establishing Nino as a awkward loser who cant talk to girls was awesome and i loved it, but everything after that was like, bleeh. Because he said “all of a sudden” that he couldnt talk to her literally at all, he was totally fine winking at her in rogercop and recording her and getting her giggles and smiles, he obviously loved it when he got them and he was attentive to her, but he wasnt like “Oh fUCK SHE SMILED AT ME” and hiding and collapsing. It makes sense that actually asking her out would be way way harder for him but having him literally incapable of even talking was sorta like, “Well wait whats true then?” You can’t have an exception to character traits when you only have one example of it prior, that just makes it seem inconsistent and thus ‘out of character’. if this was an extreme circumstance in which he would act differently we would need at least one more example of his NORMAL behavior to know that. or else it seems OOC. I think it was a nice way to reinforce marinettes character flaw of hurting other people or not thinking of other people when she is blinded by love. She always puts others first and cares about people and is compassionate, UNLESS its for Adrien. We’ve seen this a dozen times, and her totally not caring about Nino being there at all was a good way to do that while also redeeming her by having her notice this and actively listen to him because she was being unfair. Alya stayed true to form by being like “dude what tHE FUCK” and Adrien was normal, Marinette was Marinette it just seemed like Nino really got the short stick in that episode and it was disappointing. I’m sure people will argue that since he’s my favorite i am being unduely harsh on the episode, but i’m just looking at it from a writing standpoint. With the same scenes and same time frame it could have been done better for both Nino and DjWifi. I’m not a professional but i take writing seriously and thats just my thoughts.

He Worries About You Going Out Alone

Zayn
‘But Zayn I need new a dress for tonight!’ You whined to your boyfriend Zayn 'No! Y/n I don’t want you to get brothered by the paparazzi’ Zayn said 'Zayn you don’t have to worried about, I’m a big girl and besides Y/Bff/N will go with me’ you said to Zayn. Zayn looked at me for the longest time 'hmm…fine!’ Zayn said 'Thank You!’ You said then kissing him 'Just be careful Y/n the Paparazzi can be rough’ Zayn said 'yeah, Zayn i’ll be careful, I got to go’ You said grabbing your coat and leaving.
Your P.O.V
I picked up Y/Bff/N and we went to a cute little boutique.
As me and Y/Bff/N were walking I saw a couple of Paparazzi behind us I started to walk faster into the store 'scary’ I heard Y/Bff/N say 'yeah’ I said looking at some dresses. After a couple mintues of looking I found some dresses and went into the dressing room to try them on as I was trying them on Y/Bff/N came in 'What the fuck?’ i said 'there is some girls asking for you!’ y/bff/n said 'really?’ i said 'yeah, you should just pick a dress so we can leave’ Y/bff/n 'ok’ i said Y/bff/N went out of the dressing room and you took of the dress that you wanted and went to go pay for it, as i was out of the dressing room i saw a bunch of girls, I smiled and went to the cash register 'thank you’ I said then leaving the store 'bye Y/n!’ one fan said, You waved after you went the Paparazzi were surrounding you and Y/bff/n 'shit’ i whisphered. I put my head down and started walking to my car 'Y/N! Smile!’ one guy with a camera said, finally we made it to the car 'thank god!’ Y/bff/N said 'I know, Zayn was right’ i said as we drove off. i went into the flat 'hey babe’ Zayn said as he kissed my cheek 'you were right’ i smirked 'of course i was’ Zayn winked 'whatever! I got the dress’ i said 'that’s good and i’m glad you’re safe’ 'thanks’.

Niall
General P.O.V.
You and Niall were shopping around London for his day off, as we were in a store for sports i got bored 'Niall? Can I go to Forever 21?’ I said making a pouty face 'eh I’m not sure Y/n and will go there iin 10 minutes after when I’m done paying for these’ Niall said 'ugh! Ok’ I said, Niall smiled when he wasn’t looking I dosed off to Forever 21 without no bodyguard, I thought nobdy would reconize me as I was looking around I noticed some girls whispering close to me, it didn’t brother me so I just kept looking around, than suddenly I felt a pat on my shoulder I turned and saw a bunvh of girls surronding me I gave a nervous smile 'can I have auotgraph?’ one asked 'uh, I’m s-sorry I can’t right now’ I said politly 'What a bitch!’ one girl said i looked down and got whati needed and went to the cash register I handed her money and left as I was about to leave the store all those girls were surrounding me 'uh e-excuse me’ i said 'NO!’ one girl said as she pushed me to the ground 'HEY!’ I heard a familar voice they all started screaming 'Niall!’ I said in relief I got up, 'Niall can you sign this?’ the girl who pushed me down said Niall gave a dirty look and we walked away 'Y/n I told you to stay with me’ Niall said I tell he was mad 'i’m sorry Niall I justed wanted to go alone because I know you would be bored’ I said 'it’s ok, how can I stay mad at you’ Niall smiled 'just don’t wonder off like that again you could of ask one of the bodyguards to come with you’ 'next time, Niall’.

Harry
Tonight was the night me and Harry go out for a Movie, just to keep things fun as we were in the Threatre in our seats waiting fior the movie to start 'do you want anything for the candy counter?’ I asked 'uh I’ll go Y/N’ Harry said 'No, Harry I’ll go!’ I said to Harry getting up from the seats 'Y/n I don’t want you to go’ Harry said 'awe, it’s ok i’ll be fine’ I said and walking away. I know Harry was worried about me going somewhere without him because of fans and Paparazi but I know I can handle it, while I was waiting in line I heard a couple of girls whispering and I heard one of them say my name, I didn’t care so the line was moving and it was my turn 'What can I get you?’ the person said 'uh can I get, Large popcorn and..’ I heard those girls behind laughing i ignored them 'and 2 medium pepsi and 2 Kit-Kat bars please’ I said 'ok’ the person on the resgister said 'wow! someone eats like cow!’ i turned around 'excuse me?’ I said 'you don’t have to eat all those things think about people who are starving’ one girl said 'there not for me’ I said 'than who are they for!?’ 'Me!’ I heard a familiar voice say it was Harry the gitls were so speechless 'Bye!’ I said grabbing our stuff 'you showed them!’ I laughed 'Totally!’ Harry said

Liam
Y/n’s P.O.V.
Liam didn’t like when I go out or wonder off alone without him or a bodyguard but I went out by myslef plenty of times and I was ok
'Liam! I’m going out to get some coffee!’ I yelled, I heard his footsteps coming down 'I’m coming with you!’ Liam said coming down wet with a towel on 'Oh my god!’ I said and started laughing 'what?’ Liam said his Towel fell off 'hey it’s not like anything you seen before’ Liam joked 'well you stay and bathe and I’ll buy you a bagel’ I said leaving. Starbucks was just a 5 minute walk as I was walking into Starbucks I got a call from Liam 'yess?’ I said into the phone I looked around to see some Girls looking at me I gave a weird look 'Y/n! I don’t want a bagel!’ Liam whined 'and be careful there some hateful girls’ Liam said 'I’m ok, Liam there is only a little bit of people here anyways and no bagel?’ I said 'well ok be careful and no bagel i want a cake pop’ Liam said 'ok, I’ll be home in 10’ I said and closing my phone. 'Hello what can i get you?’ the peron behind the counter said 'uh I’ll just have a Passion fruit punch and 4 cake pops please’ I said and handedher the money as I was waiting sitting down on a table a girl came sit with me 'hi’ she said 'hi’ I said and smiled at her 'so your with Liam from One Direction?’ 'uh yeah i am’ I gave a nervous smile 'he was so much better with Sophia!’ she spatted 'Y/n?’ the person yelled and it was my order I got up right away 'thank you!’ I said i quickly ran out and went straight back to the flat and I noticed when I walking the girl I was talking to and her friends were following me 'shit’ I whispered when I was outside me and Liam’s flat i was relieved and saw Liam shirtless smiling at me, I smiled back and waved when suddenly I felt someone turn me around I felt a sting on my cheek 'OW!’ I yelled and i was about to fall suddenly i felt someone catch me it was Liam 'get away!’ I heard Liam say to the girl who slapped me 'Liam Listen It wa-’ 'SAVE IT!’ Liam cut her off 'lets go Y/n’ Liam grabbed and went into the flat 'Thanks Liam i should of listen to you’ i said feeling my cheek 'does it hurt?’ Liam said asking about my cheek 'Yeah a little’ I said, Liam kissed my cheek. i smiled

Louis

Ever since Louis and Eleanor broke up 1d fans thinks it was me who broke them up which wasn’t true so now I can’t go anywhere alone without Louis or a Bodyguard it kinda sucks, when Louis was on tour we were skyping we were talking about how I can’t go anywhere without him or a bodyguard which wasn’t needed 'awe. I’m sorry Y/n I just don’t want you to get hurt’ Louis said 'it’s ok’ I gave a weak smile to him 'well i think I should go to bed now, i’m tired’ I yawned 'well ok goodnight babe’ Louis smile 'Love you!’ I said 'Love you too’ Louis said and closed the computer i went to the washroom when I was toilet I had my period 'crap’ i said i looked into the cupboard I got a pad and that was the last one when I was done I was about to call one of the bodyguards but then it would be awkward, I thought what the hell nobody would notice me then I got my coat and went into my car to go to the shop, when I walked I looked threw the stores and saw the section for woman needs as I was looking I saw some girls looking at me 'Wow! In pictures you look way prettier!’ one girl said, i ignored her and went to the register and payed for my stuff as I went out those girls were following me to the car 'Slut! You were the reason why Louis broke up with Eleanor!’ one girl said then punched me to the ground 'Slut!’ a girl said and left. I started to cry i went home. The Next Day i looked in the mirror my cheek was puffy and red i touched it and it hurt i cried, i heard the door open 'Y/N!’ I heard Louis’ voice, I got scared put my hand on my cheek I went down stairs to see Louis 'LOUIS!’ I yelled 'hey babe’ he said, 'whats wrong?’ he asked 'nothing’ I looked down then he moved my hand from my cheek he gasp 'what happened?’ Louis said softly 'nothing, i fell’ 'doesn’t look like it, Y/n tell me the truth!’ 'well after our call…I got my period and i needed some pads and i went to the store some girls were following me to the car and one punched me and called me slut’ i said looking down 'oh, Y/n’ Louis pulled me into a hug 'how come you didn’t call one of the bodyguards?’ 'because it would be to embarrassing’ 'i’m sorry Y/n’ Louis said 'It’s not your fault’ i said .

cave2687  asked:

Hey could I have a calum imagine where he gets jealous over something you do and it results in you fighting and you don't talk to him and he doesn't talk to you and then you go somewhere without telling him and he gets worried you left him ?? Thanks !!

yeah, sure love!!! here it is :))

••••

it’s a normal lazy afternoon with calum, your boyfriend of three years as of today. you two didnt wanna do anything except sit around, eat pizza, and watch netflix, which is what you two were doing for the whole day so far. you just finished up watching the rest of stranger things for the third time.

“wanna choose the next show?” he asked, handing you the remote.
you were too distracted texting your one of your best guy friends, michael about tonight. no, its not what you think. you were texting him, because he was helping you plan the surprise you and the rest of the band had in store for calum that evening. you were planning to have a party at your house, and michael was helping you invite people.

calum noticed you not responding, so he looked over your shoulder and you immediately jerked your hand away, not wanting him to see your phone and get a hint about the party. calum frowned. “what are you hiding?”

“n-nothing,” you said nervously, you felt your cheeks getting redder by the second. “i swear.”

“really? then let me see your phone,” calum said, frowning a bit more. his eyebrows were furrowed now, and you know that meant business.

“no,” you said, standing up. calum stood up too, towering over you by at least half a foot.

“if there’s nothing to hide, then why won’t you show me, y/n?” calum asked.

“cal, i promise. you wouldnt want to know anyways.”

calum stops and thinks for a second before widening his eyes at the realization that you possibly could be talking to another guy. a guy you were interested in. a guy that isn’t him. “y/n, are you cheating on me?”

“calum, what the heck?” you yelled back. “never in a million years would i ever cheat on you. i love you okay?”

“yeah, that’s what all the cheaters say,” calum said aggressively.

choking back tears, you said, “you know what?”

calum’s face softened up when he noticed a tear slide down your cheek. “…what?”

walking backwards towards the door, you said, “this just a peachy keen way to celebrate three years isn’t it? happy anniversary, calum,” is the last thing you say before slamming the door on him.

“y/n, wait–” you heard him say, but you ignored him.

now, you weren’t actually mad at him. you’ve had worse arguments than this in the last three years. but you were still slightly pissed that he would think you’d cheat. but, that didn’t stop you from planning the party. this was a great way to keep calum away while you set up your house.

you met the band at your house a few minutes later to help set up. they asked about how you kept calum away and you told them everything that happened that afternoon.

“wow,” luke said. “calum’s such a hoe sometimes, you know.”

“tell me about it,” michael yelled from the other room. “he ‘accidentally’ deleted all 152 pokémon when i let him play on my DS the other day.”

“wow michael,” ashton replied, giggling. “if that doesn’t scream ‘hoe’, i don’t know what does.”

you guys heard a phone ring. it was calum. you declined it. then, luke’s phone rang. then michael’s, and then ashton’s. you let it ring until it stopped.

“okay guys, we should hurry up with the decorating and getting people here before he does. it’s only a matter of time until cal tries to come and ‘apologize’.” you said.

“alright,” they all said in unison.

••••
hours passed and everyone you invited was finally in the house, and you guys finished decorating. finally the time had come for you to finally call calum back and invite him over.

when he showed up, everyone hid in the kitchen. michael answered the door. when he walked into the kitchen, you popped out of your hiding spot and pulled him into a warm embrace.

“happy 3 years, babe.”

“Y/N!!” calum said worriedly. “i thought you hated me.”

“nah,” you said, motioning for everyone to come out soon. “i was planning THIS.”

everyone popped up with balloons and confetti shaped like gliterry hearts and yelled, “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!”

after you explained everything to him, he understood and admitted he was a selfish jerk. (also p.s., luke got him to admit he was a hoe, too. and michael made calum promise to get all the pokémon back on the DS.)

– i hope you like !! :) xx

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