i don't know why anybody wanted it

Here’s my thoughts on why Meta Knight is so hesitant when it comes to being a good dad.

Meta Knight doesn’t want to be Kirby’s dad, he wants to protect Kirby and keep him safe, but he doesn’t want Kirby to imprint on him. This is because Kirby is the only one powerful enough to stop anyone if they turn against him and the rest of Dreamland.

Meta Knight has been possessed/controlled many times and there’s no guarantee that it won’t happen again. Kirby has stopped him every time but if Kirby starts looking up to him, he might hesitate to do what must be done.

and a possessed Meta Knight certainly won’t do the same.

lorelaisrorys  asked:

hey broegan :) can you tell me about mj? i feel like i don't know much about her! what's she like? why is she your favourite?

oh gosh i don’t even know where to begin.

mary jane watson is such a lovely character. she’s intricate and complex and great. she started off as this party girl and you just think she’s shallow and doesn’t really care about anything but herself.

then it turns out she actually has an extremely abusive home life/father, so she puts on this party girl facade to hide from that. she doesn’t want to let anybody in, she just wants to have fun to forget about it. (after the death of gwen stacy, it changed her and peter a lot, and they both grew up).

she wants to be a star in any possible way. she has huge hopes n dreams and is determined and confident.

she is a huge feminist (which is pretty big back in the 60s).

she is honestly the most supportive girlfriend in the entire world.

and she is incredibly bad ass and has saved peter’s ass countless times and isn’t the damsel everyone for some reason thinks she is?

and this video perfectly sums up not only her being the best love interest for peter parker, but for them being the best love story in comics, period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xtzfzDkWzs

it’s a really beautiful video so i recommend watching it for sure.

none of this even scrapes the surface about mary jane watson. she is so much more than this, too. she’s a fantastic character, and i recommend people replying to this why they love mj so much!

Shiro: Alright, all we know is that somebody moved Lance’s lion slippers

Lance: And that somebody’s named Keith

Shiro: We don’t know who it is.

Lance: I do! It was Keith!

Shiro: We can’t really blame anybody at this point.

Lance: I can and I blame Keith!

Shiro: So for now that will have to remain a mystery.

Lance : Mystery solved! Keith stole them!

Keith: Why would I steal your slippers? It makes no sense, why would I even want-

Pidge: Oh fucking save it emo boy. No one is buying that bullshit

  • Me: ...and so we realized there's no straight girls in our group.
  • Mom: You're not straight?
  • Me: No, I'm asexual. We... we've been over this before.
  • Mom: What? That's not straight?
  • Me: Well, not exactly. "Heterosexual" means you're sexually attracted to somebody of the opposite gender. I'm asexual, and that means I'm not sexually attracted to anybody.
  • Mom: So that means you're not straight?
  • Me: Technically, yeah.
  • Mom: (exasperated sigh)
  • Me: What's that mean?
  • Mom: You have so many labels. I don't know why you want to label yourself. See, that's why (name of crush) doesn't wanna date you. You told him you were asexual and now he thinks you can't like him.
  • Me: It's not a "label."
  • Mom: When I was younger, you were either straight or gay. Now there's a word for everything.
  • Me: (deep breath) Would you get mad for me labeling myself if I was straight?
  • Mom: ...
  • Me: Would you get up in arms if I called myself straight?
  • Mom: .... huh. I guess not.
  • Me: Why not?
  • Mom: Well, I don't really see that as a label. It's more of an... identifier.
  • Me: Exactly.
  • Mom: .... huh.

I’ve seen a few viktuuri soulmate aus where the soulmate’s initial is on the other’s wrist, and yet I haven’t seen a single fic that deals with how much this would SUCK for poor Katsuki Yuuri. Because the letter V in the Cyrillic alphabet and the letter B in the Roman alphabet look exactly the same.

So poor Yuuri goes through his whole life thinking his soulmate is a westerner whose name starts with B, which is fine right up until Viktor shows up and he realizes these feelings might be a little stronger than just a fanboy crush. So then Yuuri’s feeling terrible and guilty because he’s falling for the wrong person, and Viktor certainly isn’t helping with his flirtiness. And he finally confronts Viktor about it, telling him “I really like you but there’s no way this could work because I want to be with my soulmate and there’s no way you could possibly be them” and showing Viktor his mark.

And Viktor’s so confused. He saw Yuuri’s mark at the banquet, and he’s known ever since he managed to translate his own mark that it’s the first character in Yuuri’s name, so why is Yuuri saying he can’t be Viktor’s soulmate? Viktor says as much, and now Yuuri’s confused because that’s a B, Viktor. And it finally clicks in Viktor’s head that Yuuri doesn’t know Russian, and there’s no reason why he would assume the letter was a Russian V when it looks like a Roman B. So misunderstandings are resolved, laughs and smooches are had, and Yuuri decides to learn Russian because he’d rather not have some nonsense like this happen again.

Anyway if someone would like to write this I would be eternally grateful.

anonymous asked:

is it okay for aroace people to play dream daddy? i don't want to do it if it'll offend anybody.

i don’t see why not! it’s a game after all, so anyone can play! i’d definitely recommend getting it. it’s such a well developed and wholesome game. if you do get it, lemme know who your favorite dad is! 💙

anonymous asked:

I like how in the last join live show Dan and Phil were so surprised that somebody talked about them on some kind of lecture cause like bitches, I'm writing my branding & marketing 70 pages long 6th semester essay on you, I know more about why you're successful that anybody else in the world including yourself (also I'm turning it in next week and if I don't get a 12 which is the highest grade here I'm gonna sue my university, I've spend half a year on that shit)

omg that sounds so interesting!!!! not even gonna lie i rly want to read this hahaha. i’m so with you on feeling mad inclined to study dnp through an academic lens–i’ve always thought that if i could do another ethnographic study of some sort i’d want to write one on web fandom (phandom) specifically bc it’s just fucking interesting. dnp’s approach to marketing is complex and difficult to actually discern from the standpoint of a viewer so i’m mostly just impressed you’ve produced so much writing about it. i’m sure you’re going to get a great score :)))) congrats on being almost done!!!!!

anonymous asked:

I feel like on malec sex all critics would be complaining how its too fast and unnatural but there would be no such issue on jace hooking up with a random chick cause that would be like just normal

And that is exactly why I am so fed up with this whole discussion right now, Anon. I mean honestly? Why do we even have this discussion in the first place? (I know why, this is a rhetorical question. Siiiigh.)

Can anybody who is still complaing about the possibility of them having sex now, go and read this? Because there really isn’t anything else to add.

Madoka Magica {Sentence Starters}
  • "As far as I'm concerned, the sooner you decide, the better."
  • "It's an example! I'm not talking about anyone!"
  • "What did you do after I left yesterday?!"
  • "Well, let's say I'm glad you're going into it with that spirit."
  • "When I get scared or hurt, there's no one I can talk to."
  • "Are you positive you've never met her before?"
  • "I've been thinking really hard about all the different wishes I could make."
  • "You're both girls! Girls can't love girls!"
  • "If we die and no one remembers us, I guess that's just the way it is."
  • "Come on, think about what you're doing!"
  • "You shouldn't be here! This has nothing to do with you, so stay back!"
  • "I don't wanna hear this crap anymore!"
  • "Why are you doing this to yourself?"
  • "You're in no position to question my help. Or do you just hate the idea of it?"
  • "It's still really hard to figure out what I'd wish for."
  • "The anime character in you is popping out, too!"
  • "I don't deserve it. You need a better role model."
  • "The motive behind a wish is what matters most, you know?"
  • "It doesn't make any sense, does it?"
  • "This isn't supposed to be fun. What we're doing is very dangerous."
  • "You look ill. Is something the matter?"
  • "It's like they're impressed I know about that stuff."
  • "Cut it out. Stop torturing me already."
  • "Why won't you trust me? Can't you see I just want to help you?"
  • "I finally figured out what I want to wish for."
  • "Don't underestimate this stuff. This ain't a job anybody can do."
  • "You look like someone who's given up on everything."
The Last Five Years Starter Sentences (Part One)
  • "I'm still hurting."
  • "What about lies? What about things that you swore to be true?"
  • "Go and run and hide away"
  • "Run and find something better"
  • "Run away. Like it's simple. Like it's right."
  • "Maybe I'd see how you could be so certain that we had no chance at all."
  • "Where can I turn? Covered with scars I did nothing to earn."
  • "I'm breaking my mother's heart."
  • "Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school."
  • "Now I'm getting somewhere, I'm finally breaking through."
  • "I've been waiting for someone like you."
  • "I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights with every Shapiro in Washington Heights."
  • "From the minute I first saw you, I could barely catch my breath."
  • "I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death."
  • "My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit."
  • "You are the story I should write."
  • "If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute!"
  • "I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service."
  • "I've been waiting for someone, I've been praying for someone, I think that I could be in love with someone like you."
  • "I guess I can't believe you really came."
  • "See, I'm smiling. That means I'm happy that you're here."
  • "I stole this sweater from the costume shop. It makes me look like Daisy Mae."
  • "I think you're really gonna like this show. I'm pretty sure it doesn't suck."
  • "See, you're laughing, and I'm smiling, by a river in Ohio."
  • "I think we both can see what could be better."
  • "I didn't know you had to go so soon... I thought we had a little time."
  • "Whatever, if you have to then you have to."
  • "We could be together, here together, sharing our night, spending our time, and you are gonna chose someone else to be with."
  • "No, that's exactly what you're doing."
  • "You could be here with me or be there with them."
  • "No, you do not have to go to another party with the same twenty jerks you already know."
  • "You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday."
  • "I know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won't get to play with your little girlfriends."
  • "You cant spend a single day that's not about you."
  • "I swear to God I'll never understand, how you can stand there straight and tall, and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all."
  • "I've got a singular impression things are moving to fast."
  • "Oh no, step on the brakes, do whatever it takes but stop this train."
  • "No matter what I try I'm flying full speed ahead."
  • "Things might get bumpy, but some people analyze every detail. Some people stall when they can't see the trail. Some people quit out of fear that they'll fail. But I keep rollin' on."
  • "I met my personal Aphrodite."
  • "My heart's been stolen, my ego's swollen."
  • "I'm so happy, I can't get worried."
  • "Handful after handful of Doritos."
  • "I tend to follow in his stride. Instead of side by side I take his cues."
  • "Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do."
  • "I didn't know the rules do not apply."
  • "I'm a part of that, aren't I?"
  • "First, a story. A little Christmas Story."
  • "I should take out my teeth and go to bed; I'm sitting her with talking clocks instead!"
  • "He looked and the clock was turning back."
  • "Sewn into the seams were forty-one seasons of dreams."
  • "Maybe your heart's completely swayed but your head can't follow through."
  • "Shouldn't I want the world to see the brilliant girl who inspires me."
  • "Say goodbye to wiping ashtrays at the bar."
  • "Here's a headshot guy and a new Backstage, where you're right for something on every page."
  • "Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?"
  • "I'm sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake, Wayne."
  • "I'm certain I'd prefer to be going slowly batty, forty miles east of Cincinnati"
  • "I saw your book at a Border's in Kentucky, under a sign that said 'New and Recommended.'"
  • "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it."
  • "He wants me, but he ain't gonna get me."
  • "Look at him, look at me. Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right."
  • "I'll get on my knees and pray I can state in my next bio 'I'm never gonna go back to Ohio.'"
  • "The torture is just exquisite, while I'm waiting for you to visit. So, hurry up schmuck."
  • "Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?"
  • "There are so many lives I want to share with you."
  • "I am not always on time, please don't expect that from me. I will be late, but if you can just wait, I will make it eventually."
  • "Anything other than being exactly on time I can do."
  • "I don't know why people run. I don't know why plans fall through."
  • "I don't know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you."
  • "I want to be your wife. I want to bear your child."
  • "I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms."
  • "Til there's no one left who has ever known us apart."
  • "Can we go see the dinosaurs?"
THE TALE OF ERIC AND THE DREAD GAZEBO: The most accurate description of D&D ever.
  • Story: Ed Whitchurch ran a Dungeons and Dragons group. One of his members, Eric, played a neutral paladin. His playing style was highly analytical and he was a brilliant player but took his time making decisions. He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange occurred
  • ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
  • ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
  • ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
  • ERIC: How far away is it?
  • ED: About 50 yards.
  • ERIC: How big is it?
  • ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
  • ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
  • ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
  • ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
  • ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
  • ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
  • respond in any way?
  • ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
  • ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
  • ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
  • ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
  • ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
  • ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
  • ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to
  • destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you
  • could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try.
  • It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
  • ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
  • ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo.
  • It catches you and eats you.
  • ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so
  • I can avenge my Paladin.
  • End: At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining to Eric what a gazebo is. Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. It could have been worse; at least the gazebo wasn't on a grassy gnoll.
  • Taken without permission from www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html

some advice that i wish i’d considered: 

you can’t force yourself to fall in love with someone

you are so good for so many people, but you are rarely too good for anyone

ask every person you’re considering dating what kind of music they listen to before making any decisions

if you don’t feel as good talking in person as you do texting, reconsider

you don’t have to hold hands everywhere you go

establish what you’re both expecting out of the relationship at the beginning

communicate

please for the love of god communicate

and don’t just text. call. knock at their door, meet at their locker. 

listen to your head, listen to your heart, listen to your gut

if you want it to work, make it work, but know that not every relationship will or should work

don’t pussyfoot around waiting for them to get the hint that you’re not into it anymore

you don’t have to validate your existence with the presence of others

love yourself

ardvnizunia  asked:

It isn't childish to have to make things clear once in a while, and anybody saying otherwise isn't paying attention to the root of the problem. What's childish is thinking an entire website should cater to you after it's been made explicitly clear the website doesn't tolerate what you do. Honestly, I don't know why 'guess I'll stay on Tumblr' is so hard for these people. You don't need a space for yourself in every single possible corner of the internet, people.

I think because people don’t like to hear “no” and want to be able to use any website that they want to, especially if it’s something new!

Some people aren’t worth trying to get along with. If one has done something bad wrong don’t try to befriend them again, it’s kinda pointless.