i don't know who i'd rather be

Angsty OTP Prompts:
  • "Sorry I ruined your life. Maybe you shouldn't have married me."
  • "If I would've known he was going to die, you think I would've done it?"
  • "It's nothing against you...I just have to leave."
  • "I know you love me, but I'm sick of lying when I say it back."
  • "That's the problem. I love you so much, I'd be willing to die for you."
  • "I'm sorry I made you into who you are today."
  • "People change, and people grow. And I think we just grew apart."
  • "When I look at you, I see my world and that scares the sh*t out of me."
  • "I don't think I can spend another night in the same bed as the man/woman who ruined my life"
  • "I always told her to quit second guessing herself...and she never listened"
  • "I'd rather die than live in a world like this."
  • "Tell me what they did to you, please."
  • "Sorry just isn't going to work this time."
  • "Her parents always hated me, I guess they were right."
  • "The one you love most isn't always the one you spend your life with...and that sucks."
  • "I'll go home, but it's not home unless you're there..."
Random Sentence Starters:
  • "Any time I say "asking for a friend" you know it's fake because I have no friends."
  • "God bless that ass."
  • "In eight hours I will have been awake for twenty four hours."
  • "If you want to get technical it costs exactly zero dollars to murder someone if you keep it simple."
  • "You can't snort Captain Crunch. That's what Cocoa Puffs are for."
  • "These skinny jeans are stifling."
  • "Are your pants made out of Fruit Loops?"
  • "Yoga pants are the reason corporations go bankrupt."
  • "Your mother would never lie to me."
  • "I'm pretty sure Ren and Stimpy were werewolves."
  • "It's like he has chicken pox but like... on his dick."
  • "Call the government."
  • "Everyone has that one emo band that got them through puberty."
  • "Between you and me I love her shoes but I hate everything that she stands for, if you know what I mean."
  • "The fact that the ocean exists is proof that God is a sadist."
  • "I don't speak German but I'm pretty sure that dude just said go fuck yourself."
  • "I'd sell my soul for a cheesy snack."
  • "I can't date guys who look better in eyeliner than I do."
  • "I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was sixteen and three quarters."
  • "If you know that vampires exist it's your civil duty to report that shit to someone."
  • "I'd really like to smack a bitch."
  • "Who gave you permission to breathe my air?"
  • "Would you rather fuck Edward Cullen or Peter Parker?"
  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • Me: Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
  • I was a drab little crab once
  • Now I know I can be happy as a clam
  • Because I'm beautiful, baby
  • Did your granny say listen to your heart
  • Be who you are on the inside
  • I need three words to tear her argument apart
  • Your granny lied!
  • I'd rather be...
  • Shiny
  • Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
  • Scrub the deck and make it look...
  • Shiny
  • I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
  • Just a sec!
  • Don't you know
  • Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
  • They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)
  • Oh, and here they come, come, come
  • To the brightest thing that glitters
  • Mmm, fish dinners
  • I just love free food
  • And you look like seafood
  • (Like seafood)
  • Well, well, well
  • Little Maui's having trouble with his look
  • You little semi-demi-mini-god
  • Ouch! What a terrible performance
  • Get the hook (get it?)
  • You don't swing it like you used to, man
  • Yet I have to give you credit for my start
  • And your tattoos on the outside
  • For just like you I made myself a work of art
  • I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too...
  • Shiny
  • Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
  • Strut my stuff; my stuff is so...
  • Shiny
  • Send your armies but they'll never be enough
  • My shell's too tough
  • Maui man, you could try, try, try
  • But you can't expect a demi-god
  • To beat a decapod (give it up)
  • You will die, die, die
  • Now it's time for me to take apart
  • Your aching heart
  • Far from the ones who abandoned you
  • Chasing the love of these humans
  • Who made you feel wanted
  • You tried to be tough
  • But your armour's just not hard enough
  • Maui
  • Now it's time to kick your...
  • Hiney
  • Ever seen someone so...
  • Shiny
  • Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see
  • C'est la vie mon ami
  • I'm so...
  • Shiny
  • Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea
  • Just for me
  • You'll never be quite as...
  • Shiny
  • You wish you were nice and...
  • Shiny
  • Psychic: the fuck
  • Hiccup: Good morning, everyone.
  • Tuffnut *wearing the same outfit as Hiccup*: Oh my goodness, Chief. What are the chances?
  • Hiccup: I say 0.
  • Tuffnut: I mean when Ruffnut got me suspenders I thought I'd lean into it and go for the whole look, but I didn't want to step on your toes. That been said, you know what this means?
  • Snotlout: Don't do this, Tuffnut.
  • Tuffnut: Oh, it's already done. Gather round, y'all. It's time to play Who Wore It Best.
  • Hiccup: I'd really rather not.
  • Tuffnut: Because you're a little chicken? Who wore it best? Who wore it best? Who wore it best?!
  • Astrid, Snotlout & Fishlegs: Hiccup.
  • Tuffnut: What? Come on!
  • Snotlout: You should change, Tuff.
  • Tuffnut *begins undressing*: (Sigh) Fine.
  • Snotlout: Not here!

kayjaydee17  asked:

I've been playing the 'cute girl who likes shiny things' role with a lot of my POTs, which makes it really easy for me to ask for a gift for the first meeting; I just do the "are you going to bring me something pretty? ;)" thing, but I don't quite know how to change that to ask for something financial (because, lbr, I'd rather have cash than something shiny). I find it a bit harder to be cute when asking for money. Any advice? I know you're more Dommy, though, so I understand if you don't.

Hello!

If you are uncomfortable asking for cash upon meeting, I would suggest the following:

I’m looking forward to meeting you, I was wondering if you could possibly help me out with my cab fare/hair/nails, etc. I want to look my best for you on our date :)

Men have an easier time gifting you cash if they believe it’s for their benefit. Furthermore, by wording it this way, they see it in a perspective where you are doing it for them, rather than for greed ;)

I’m happy that Scott Patterson is doing what he loves and all but I don’t really like his band’s music and I was listening to this interview and he said music is his full time job and now I’m sad because I think he’s a great actor… 

Originally posted by imthehuman

Can I politely ask if folks could please tag your political posts?  This is a topic that is soaking all corners of the media right now.  Some people come to Tumblr to escape this topic, but it’s very hard if you don’t tag it.  I always tag for it so I don’t have to upset anyone viewing my blog who wishes to keep away from our rather toxic, embarrassing political landscape.  

Thank you. 

EDIT: I have to add to this I think. This means ALL politics, including religion, gender, sex, partisan issues on all sides, Twitter rants, etc.  If you need a blanket term, simply use ‘politics’.  I follow some awesome people here who tag their stuff, and I know they don’t have to, but they do out of courtesy.  You guys are heroes, thank you.

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Three Word Lullaby - Chapter 11 - Molnija - Haikyuu!! [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Relationships: Akaashi Keiji/Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji & Terushima Yuuji, Akaashi Keiji & Nametsu Mai, Akaashi Keiji & Nametsu Mai & Terushima Yuuji, Akaashi Keiji & Bokuto Koutarou
Characters: Akaashi Keiji, Bokuto Koutarou, Oikawa Tooru, Terushima Yuuji, Misaki Hana, Shimizu Kiyoko, Nekomata Yasufumi, Nametsu Mai, Sawamura Daichi, Original Characters, Semi Eita, Kuroo Tetsurou, Futakuchi Kenji, Ushijima Wakatoshi
Additional Tags: Tags will be updated as the story progresses, Alternate Universe - Music, Geographical Inaccuracies, (what prefecture is this Karasuno even located in? well who knows), Cheese, (I’m not kidding this is gonna be so cheesy you guys), Slow Build, Friendship, I’ll only tag the most important ones because there’s a lot of ‘em, the summary is a lie it all happens out of pure spite, Humor, i guess i should tag that
Language: English
Words: 52066
Chapters: 11/?

“Mind if I sit here?”

He wouldn’t even have to look up to know the owner of the voice. Oikawa is pointing at the chair across from him, and a quick glance around the library reveals why – most tables are taken. If Keiji were him, he’d look for someone familiar as well. Then again, he still feels like Oikawa knows almost everyone, so maybe he just spotted him randomly.

“No problem,” he mutters, keeping his voice low. The noise level in the library is higher than usual, but it’s still a library.

we’re past 50k … in almost exactly 5 months … that’s 10k each month which is pretty dang good if I do say so myself! so here have some cheese

netflix-and-anxiety  asked:

Hi, I have a question. If I'm a trans guy who passes in society, don't I have the same male privilege as cis dudes? Because you can safely assume that the Starbucks barista or some cashier doesn't know what's in my pants, and will most likely treat me as the man I am. Also, what is your opinion on trans men who like men calling themselves gay? If someone who doesn't know I'm trans asks, why would I out myself? I'd rather just say I'm gay and like men, don't you think?

Please know two things before I answer this: First, this blog is in semi-hiatus and if this is an old ask I apologize for not getting to it before now. Secondly, this is not a personal or discussion-type blog. I’ll answer this, but I won’t respond to further inquiries; don’t worry, I’m sure someone else will offer perspective. OK.

If I’m a trans guy who passes in society, don’t I have the same male privilege as cis dudes? Because you can safely assume that the Starbucks barista or some cashier doesn’t know what’s in my pants, and will most likely treat me as the man I am.

No, you wouldn’t. Lets forget appearances for a second. I mean, hell, I’m a woman who’s gnc sometimes and when I get mistaken for male on public transportation, I feel safer. All that male privilege, right? Yet I’m still biologically female. I can still be forcibly impregnated though rape. Many medications aren’t tested on biological females so I have no clue how they might affect me. I’m a 25 year old woman who’s been telling her obgyn that I don’t want children for 6 years and I still can’t get my tubes tied, while my male friends can get vasectomies much younger. Biology does matter, and occasional treatment as male doesn’t erase misogyny. People who see you in passing may treat you as male. Others will treat you like the biological female that you are. 

Also, what is your opinion on trans men who like men calling themselves gay? If someone who doesn’t know I’m trans asks, why would I out myself? I’d rather just say I’m gay and like men, don’t you think?

No. Just no. Picture this: A gay man is discovering his sexuality in an era where AIDs is called GRIDS. He is terrified by the supposed consequences of his sexuality. No one is doing anything. People are dying in spades. He grows up and starts to accept that he’s attracted to males and tries to feel that it’s ok. There are conversion therapy camps that would force him to try and be sexually  attracted to biological females. Depending on who he is, they may be part of his life or not. Then one day the time comes where he means someone he likes, someone he perceives as male, and when things get heated he find that the person is in fact, female. He’s not attracted to that person anymore. 

Is he:

1. A transphobe

2. A bisexual man

3. A gay man 

Is this situation not ok because he’s the way he is? Or because someone lied about being biologically male? 

EDIT:

Per the words of a lesbian woman:  It’s not the responsibility of gay people to dissolve the definition of who we are to make another group comfortable

yung-jennn  asked:

i am constantly giving pieces of myself to different men who only see me as an object they can use for their personal pleasure. i realize this comes from an insecurity, it's like this is the only attention any male seems to give me and I'd rather have this attention than none at all. im in this viscous cycle and I'm hurting so badly inside and i know I deserve better but it's like even though I know it, I cannot stop. And I don't know why.

you don’t know the feeling.. or meaning of what it is to be “valued”. so you lean on the foundation of what you’re used to. most relationships start out.. feeling right. you feel good.. for the time being and you go for it. you allow yourself to fall. then things change. for whatever reasoning. but that beginning part.. that stage where you “felt good” is what you so eagerly chase. from one man to another. you neglect the reality of the matters - and fail to realize that in ‘relationships’ we are agreeing to be a partnership. meaning, you have to be an independent force on your own - first. you have to be happy with who you are and what you are - before entering into a business or “partnership” or “relationship” with another person. and if not - you attract people who are you. people who aren’t ready yet. people who don’t know what the meaning of love truly is. people who don’t value their own selves so they don’t know how to necessarily value anyone else, either. you can stop.. but you have to want to. you have to want to change your habits.. and your ways. you have to want to dig deeper within.. and heal the broken and bruised parts of you.. and then you have to make peace with your past. then you have to let it all go. you have start fresh.. become something “new” and create yourself into the way your ideal reality is. meaning.. you have to become the person you want to become - the person who you want to be with. again, you are who you attract. so the more growing you do.. the more developing and discovering you do - of “self”.. the more growth you’ll see in relationships. the more you’ll be able to stay clear from people who may harm you.. or who mean you no good. relationships all start within. they start with self. and you will never find the relationship you hope to be apart of - if you arent improving - on your part.

Smiths Songs For The Signs
  • Aries: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now// "In my life
  • why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?"
  • Taurus: Reel Around The Fountain// "Fifteen minutes with you
  • well, I wouldn't say no."
  • Gemini: There Is A Light That Never Goes Out// "Take me out tonight, because I want to see people and I want to see life."
  • Cancer: I Know It's Over// "And I know it's over - still I cling, I don't know where else I can go."
  • Leo: How Soon Is Now// "I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does."
  • Virgo: What Difference Does It Make?// "For we have been through hell and high tide, I think I can rely on you and yet you start to recoil. "
  • Libra: This Charming Man// "Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy, who never knew his place."
  • Scorpio: Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me// "Last night I dreamt, that somebody loved me. No hope - but no harm, just another false alarm."
  • Sagittarius: The Boy With The Thorn In His Side// "The boy with the thorn in his side. Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire for love."
  • Capricorn: Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want// "Haven't had a dream in a long time
  • see, the life I've had can make a good man bad."
  • Aquarius: Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before// "Nothing's changed. I still love you, oh, I still love you, only slightly, only slightly less, than I used to, my love."
  • Pisces: Asleep//"There is a better world. Well, there must be."

Me: [looks up how to type the ™ symbol]

Me: Okay, that’s enough productivity for the day.

Synergy

Hi. I know I’ve been AWOL for like 5 months, and my excuse for that is this: I suck. Plain and simple.

Here’s a random, spontaneously written story that will hopefully suffice as an apology. It’s yet another friends-to-lovers story because I have an addiction to mass-producing this trope. I can’t be helped.


Summary: There are bad decisions. And then there’s sleeping with your best friend, who is also your other best friend’s brother, after their mother’s funeral.

Rating: M

PLUCKING ISNT ONLY FOR WOMEN ITS FOR FUCKING SMART PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT HAIRY EYEBROWS
—  My younger brother yelling at his friends on Skype
Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
  • ❝Boo, you whore!❞
  • ❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
  • ❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
  • ❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
  • ❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
  • ❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
  • ❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
  • ❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
  • ❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
  • ❝That is so fetch!❞
  • ❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
  • ❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
  • ❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
  • ❝And none for [name], bye!❞
  • ❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
  • ❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
  • ❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
  • ❝She doesn't even go here!❞
  • ❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
  • ❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
  • ❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
  • ❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
  • ❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
  • ❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
  • ❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
  • ❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
  • ❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
  • ❝[Name] had cracked.❞
  • ❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
  • ❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
  • ❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
  • ❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
  • ❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
  • ❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
  • ❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
  • ❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
  • ❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
  • ❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
  • ❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
  • ❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
  • ❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
  • ❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
  • ❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
  • ❝Is butter a carb?❞
  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞
LYRICS MEME; PARAMORE EDITION
  • "I hate to see your heart break."
  • "Love happens all the time to people who aren't kind."
  • "Just let the pain remind you hearts can heal."
  • "So what if I don't have a lot to talk about?"
  • "You should be alone with me."
  • "If it don't hurt now, then just wait."
  • "Some things just make sense, and one of those is you and I."
  • "Don't you ever wonder how we survive?"
  • "I'm only human. I've got a skeleton in me."
  • "I'm gonna go on livin' like I never met you."
  • "How was I to know that what we carved in stone would be so temporary?"
  • "Don't ask me where I'll go, 'cause frankly, I don't know and I don't give a shit."
  • "It's just a spark, but it's enough to keep me going."
  • "It's not that I don't feel the pain, it's just I'm not afraid of hurting anymore."
  • "The truth never set me free."
  • "What's my offense this time?"
  • "You treat me just like another stranger."
  • "You are the only exception."
  • "I've always lived like this, keeping a comfortable distance."
  • "Until now, I have sworn to myself that I'm content with loneliness."
  • "Leave me with some kind of proof it's not a dream."
  • "All I wanted was you."
  • "I know you don't believe me."
  • "We're not getting any younger."
  • "I've got no time for feeling sorry."
  • "That's what you get when you let your heart win."
  • "How am I supposed to feel when you're not here?"
  • "Why do we like to hurt so much?"
  • "You don't know what you do to me."
  • "I never let love in."
  • "I waited eight long months."
  • "There's a million other girls who do it just like you."
  • "Just watch my wildest dreams come true."
  • "I believe that there's hope."
  • "I noticed your eyes are always glued to me."
  • "I'd rather waste my life pretending then have to forget you for one whole minute."
  • "Don't you know that we're all alone now?"
  • "If you thought I've leave, then you were wrong."
  • "It's really not your fault."
  • "I can't pretend that I don't see this."
  • "Can't say I'm sad to see you go."
  • "I think we're taking this too far."
  • "If you run away now, will you come back around?"
  • "We're better off without you."
  • "You're better off without me."