i don't know whats going on tbh

anonymous asked:

Are you the most humble person you know?

“Humble? Oh my– Wow,” a hand raised to touch his chest “that’s— I’m flattered… You sure do know how to make a guy blush… But I couldn’t ever accept such an accolade, I mean I’m nothing speci- Ha! Joking. Clearly joking.”

“I mean obviously I’m joking. I really think you should reconsider utilising that word on me of all people. Go try to give it to Tuah instead and watch him squirm, blush and try to utterly deny your attempt to reward him with any sort of compliment of any kind.”

@xxtuaharjunaxx

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Joji giving Flint a run for his money and going down Like A Boss  (ಥ﹏ಥ)

I know absolutely nothing about what’s going on with them but I’ve seem them a lot on my dash lately *cough* @kimmys-voodoo *cough* and I feel like a part of me has adopted them as a little ship of mine???? Plus I love old cartoons so…

anonymous asked:

Victor: Yuuri~ (^ ❤️ ^) Yuuri: Hi Victor :) Victor: Done working? Yuuri: Yes. But I'm still stressed :( The case im working on is complicated Victor: ooh what case? Maybe I can help, Officer ;) Yuuri: Hahaha thanks. It's called "The Nikiforov Case" Victor: Oh. I don't know that Yuuri: I didn't really expect you to Yuuri: I don't even know what his face looks like haha Victor: Hm Victor: What do you think he looks like?? Yuuri: i think he would be bald tbh! Haha Victor in the distance: fuck

Interesting dialogue! :D
Hahaha, poor Victor ^^;;
IT’S OKAY, EVEN IF YOU GO BALD YURI WILL SURELY STILL LOVE YOU
Though, he’s probably less in love with the criminal side of you XD

“Are you wearing my jacket?" 

"Yep" 

"Are you wearing only my jacket?" 

"Yep" 

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Some fan art I did for @princedeadend and their fic Don’t Break Connection, Baby. This scene is just so funny and cute and so typical of Lance lol. Please go check out this fic cause it’s amazing and give the author some love as well

i don’t see how anyone is surprised that marlene killed yvonne so spoby could happen. it was pretty fucking obvious that she wasn’t going to stick around from the start. it’s rushed, it’s shitty writing, it’s problematic as hell, and yvonne and spoby both deserved a far better resolution. 

But come on, this is the writing team that decided romance was having caleb and spencer fall in love for half a season only for caleb to cheat on her with hanna and then claim he’s loved hanna all along, who are still romanticizing a teacher/student relationship that, even looking past all it’s other transgressions, continues to be boring af, who think the best way to put emily and alison together, the slowburn ship to end all slowburn ships who would have had no trouble being brought together naturally, is to introduce two other girls for emily and then inject emily’s eggs into alison in a complete and utter violation of both girls bodies. 

like, did you expect better from the writers? really? if you didn’t see this coming i don’t know what to tell you. 

  • Aladdin: so Killian
  • Aladdin: do you think she likes me
  • Killian: dammit I'm a pirate, not a matchmaker!
  • Killian: I mean she's obviously in love with you and you with her, but--
  • Aladdin: you think so??
  • Killian: yes yes, I talked to her earlier
  • Killian: a lady in denial if ever I saw one, and trust me, I know how to spot one of those
  • Killian: besides, Emma showed me the movie
  • Aladdin: omg you really think she likes me??
  • Killian: good grief will you please leave
  • Killian: preferably to that room down the hall where the crew don't really go so two people could go there and not be disturbed, which is an interesting fact that I am sharing with you for no reason whatsoever
  • Killian: also, I might have a book of love poetry in my pocket
  • Killian: I mention this knowing that you are an accomplished pickpocket and Jasmine mentioned that she enjoys love poetry
  • Killian:
  • Killian: now go away, I don't care about your relationship
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Pairing: Kagehina (loosely)
Show: Haikyuu!!
Summary:

At the bottom of the garden, there is a hole. It sits in a wall shrouded by foliage, by long, creeping vines and sharp, spiked leaves, and through the hole—the ceiling is low, remember to crouch—there is a lane.

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anonymous asked:

tina is an awful character and I don't know why anyone would like her so much??? newt should end up with leta tbh eddie had more chemistry with that picture than that katherine chick

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Okay, let me lay it down for you: I LOVE TINA GOLDSTEIN. I LOVE KATHERINE WATERSTON. THEREFORE, I DO NOT WANT ANY HATE FOR EITHER OF THEM IN MY ASKS. IT IS NOT A FUCKING DIFFICULT REQUEST.

Tina is NOT an awful character: she is complex, insecure, strong, intelligent, motivated…I could go on forever about how amazing she is and why but I’ll narrow it down to a few fine points:

  • In the subway scene, it is TINA who manages to calm Credence down - NOT Newt or Graves, TINA.
  • To quote the screenplay directly: “CREDENCE reaches out to TINA, the only person who has ever done him an uncomplicated kindness” and “He has dreamed of her ever since she saved him from a beating”
  • DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Tina selflessly helped Credence, PROTECTED him even when it meant losing her job or even her life (the Obscurial was dangerous - I love Credence and will protect him, but he was dangerous in his Obscurus form)
  • Tina basically raised her little sister after their parents died - they were only little girls and she basically raised her little sister and would do anything to protect her.
  • Tina duelling who she thought to be Graves - a guy who was more than likely her mentor - to protect Newt/Credence

I’m going to write another long post about why I love Tina soon but I’m about to watch “Alien” with my dad so I’ve got to go.

As for the chemistry comment…honestly, just shut up. Shut the fuck up. I’m sick of this. We saw ONE PHOTO of Leta and you know what? I AM EXCITED TO MEET HER BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE MORE OF NEWT’S PAST. I do not hate Leta.

Were we even watching the same movie? Didn’t you see that ending scene on the docks?? Their chemistry was HIGH AS A KITE.

I’m done.

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

anonymous asked:

So, I'm going to start working on my own AMV/PMV, and I wanted your opinion. What things do you believe are crucial for a good PMV/AMV? You seem pretty good at making these amazing SIMVs, and I would like to know what you look for when making your own videos.

man ok well obvi we’re not experts bc we have a long way to go still, but some things we try to keep in mind/usually follow are -

1. environment palettes - just like a map, we usually make several palettes to fit our pmvs. it helps give the video a strong united theme throughout and you can really play with color theory and how it affects the mood (best example is our leopardstar mv where the colors change from red + gold to purple + gold)

2. timing + storyboard - are you telling an interesting story?? i think a lot of problems ppl have w/ PMVs is that they choose slow songs because they don’t want to draw as many frames/drawings, and while it can be great, often times it comes off boring and slow (and people tend to click away). try and think of neat ways to break up your composition in your storyboard and always be sure to include environment shots - these are real characters in a real setting, not just cats on a black BG

3. originality - if someone has already used the song for something warriors related, we usually won’t do it. a lot of our storyboards/ideas have been left to collect dust bc someone put out a map with the same song (even if it’s different characters). try and broaden your music taste + character range (minor characters!!!) and do stuff that no one else has 

4. the hot stuff - does your storyboard/idea make you super excited??? are there parts where you’re like “oooOHHHHHHH!!!!!” ???? if you find it super hot, chances are that most other people will like it too. don’t be afraid to revise your storyboards/ideas a lot, our original ideas + compositions usually contrast wildly with what our final product is.

5. editing - i can’t say too much on this because I’m not the editor, but editing is crucial in making an interesting pmv. always try to have something moving, even if it’s just a slow tween of clouds going by or a slow zoom. your mv needs to be visually interesting as well as tell a good story. try not to get too caught up in adding camera effects + tweens though, it is easy to go overboard and do too much so make sure that it flows with the song + mood. 

  • Mulder:  [before a mission] "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today.
  • Skinner:  What the hell is he talking about?
  • Scully:  He does this every time.
  • Skinner:  Seriously?
  • Mulder:  We're fighting for our right to live!
  • Skinner:  Wait...is this--
  • Scully:  The speech from Independence Day.
  • Mulder:  The day the world declared in one voice--
  • Scully:  It's Mulder's favorite movie.
  • Mulder:  "We will not go quietly into the night!"
  • Skinner:  He doesn't know any FBI speeches?
  • Scully:  I don't think he cares.
  • Mulder:  Today, we celebrate our independence day!
  • Naruto: Sasuke
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Naruto: You've got issues
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Naruto: Like enough to fill an entire ocean or a mountain or no, a GIANT butt-load
  • Sasuke: How big is this hypothetical butt, usuratonkachi?
  • Naruto: I thought you were asleep.
  • Sasuke: As if anyone can sleep with you yelling insults in their ear.
  • Naruto: I was whispering well-known facts, bastard
  • Sasuke: It's three in the morning. Go back to sleep. We can argue tomorrow
  • Naruto: Or, uh, since you're up, we could argue right now
  • Naruto: Come on Sasuke, just this one thing, just one time. We don't even have to invite anyone.
  • Sasuke: Then what's the point?
  • Naruto: Do it for me
  • Sasuke: No.
  • Naruto: But we're already basically, uh, com-committed to being together, so why is this such a big deal?
  • Sasuke: I could ask you the same thing.
  • Naruto: Seriously bastard, you can just give in and do it, or have me harass you until you give in and do it.
  • Sasuke: Or?
  • Naruto: Or, you can tell me the real reason you're against it, and I might... Give you a break. For a while.
  • Sasuke: That's it?
  • Naruto: I could do this all night, teme.
  • Sasuke: *raises eyebrow*
  • Naruto: *blushes* You know what I mean
  • Sasuke: Fine. You want us to have a wedding. A traditional marriage ceremony.
  • Naruto: Duh.
  • Sasuke: So, which one of us is the bride?
  • Sasuke: These rituals follow a specific set of guidelines and require each party to take on a certain role. If this is really what you want, one of us has to be the bride.
  • Naruto: Seriously?
  • Sasuke: I thought you knew that.
  • Naruto: Yeah I did, and the answer is pretty obvious, but I didn't know that's the reason you-
  • Sasuke: What do you mean, 'the answer is obvious'
  • Naruto: Well, you're the one who always, er, is the one who takes *vague hand gestures* when we do the, uh, ya know, the thing that we *cough* do.
  • Naruto: So you'll be the bride. Problem solved.
  • Sasuke: Naruto, you...
  • Naruto: Yeah, what is it?
  • Sasuke: Should sleep on the couch.
  • Naruto: Aw, c'mon. If you really don't want to I guess I could... But Sasuke, you'd totally be the perfect bride.
  • Sasuke: *activates sharingan*
  • Naruto: Gah! It was a compliment, you asshole! Okay, okay, I'm going. Geez.
UF!Sans x Reader

Tiny drabble I wrote instead of sleeping, I found it in my drafts. 


 ‘’I don’t deserve you,’’ he thinks as he watches you sleep. Tiny form huddled against his side, soft snores echoing in a calming pattern. 

’I should leave you, to save you the trouble,’’ he thinks. And pulls you closer by your waist. Your arms adjust around him, and you mumble in your sleep as you press your body closer to him. 

’This isn’t worth the pain of loosing you,’’ he mumbles into your hair. His grip on you tightening and his face hidden in the crook of your neck.

‘’I don’t want to ever be without you,’’ he whispers, and for a second his breath hitches as his words warms the skin of your neck.

‘’Please don’t leave me,’’ he whispers. And your eyes open and your gaze flickers to his eyes, your own are tired but filled with affection.

He looks into them and trails a few knuckles down your cheek.

‘’I love you,’’ he says. And then he leans in closer, pressing himself flush against you as he kisses you softly, effectively drowning your response as you melt into him. 

anonymous asked:

Can someone please prevent the 12 year old twins from SM! What a mess tbh them liking Eleanor pics, sometimes Larry, sometimes danielle....I'm just? I don't care if they know what's going on but this is so unnecessary! Louis, dan, please do something honestly!

If what two pre-teens are doing on social media is upsetting you so much, here’s a wild concept - stop following them on social media. You’re the one who is obsessing over what they’re liking on Instagram, and I hate to break it to you, sweets, but those likes are probably happening for people like you - people who are following their every move and getting worked up about it, either out of excitement for Elounor’s reunion, or out of distress. Calm down and leave them alone. Social media activity is so insignificant in the grand scheme of things and it’s constantly used to send a message (and often a bullshit message at that), so if it’s bothering you, step away from their accounts and devote your time and attention to something else. They are TWELVE YEARS OLD and I’m beyond tired of getting messages bitching about them.