i don't know what's wrong me with me okay

what the signs say when being called out on their bullshit
  • Aries: YEAH BITCH I DID IT. AND??? YOU GONNA FIGHT ME?? GO ON
  • Taurus: Ignores you; Acts like they didn't hear what you accused them of
  • Gemini: Just smiles and doesn't respond to you
  • Cancer:
  • Leo: I did it because I CAN and if I want to I can do it again and you don't have the right TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT
  • Virgo: Can you prove it? No? Then stop talking
  • Libra: Sorry, it was unintentional...
  • Scorpio: What? I never did anything wrong. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S WRONG HERE
  • Sagittarius: Okay let me tell you why you're wrong kiddo-
  • Capricorn: I don't know what you're talking about, you're being dellusional. Get ur shit together
  • Aquarius: I'll give you 5 bucks if you shut up about it and not tell anyone
  • Pisces: Shut up don't be such a crybaby about it. BITCH I SACRIFICED MYSELF FOR YOU I did it for everyone else's good you will see that in 3 years
Sentence Starters {Intense Angst Edition}
  • "Do I really mean nothing to you?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you!"
  • "You are worth less than dirt to me."
  • "We could have been happy together..."
  • "I should've protected you!"
  • "Will you stay with me till I'm gone?"
  • "Don't leave me here, please!"
  • "It was my fault... it was all my fault!"
  • "I don't want to die-!"
  • "Please give me another chance!"
  • "It's okay... I wasn't meant to survive this."
  • "Please forgive me..."
  • "I'm dying and you can't stop it."
  • "You're dying and I can't stop it!"
  • "I only came to say goodbye."
  • "Stay with me!"
  • "I thought you loved me. I was wrong."
  • "I thought I loved you. I was wrong."
  • "Please don't hurt me!"
  • "I don't want to see you."
  • "I'm so sorry..."
  • "I'm ending it tonight. Don't try to stop me..."
  • "What did you do to yourself?"
  • "You can't just tell me to leave!"
  • "This wasn't meant to work out, you know."
  • "It's too hard. It's just too hard..."
  • "I was stupid to think you cared."
  • "You were stupid to think I cared."
  • Tumblr: We're celebrating pride month!!! We're so supportive of all lgbt+ identities look we even have a bunch a flags scrolling on the symbol wow aren't we great?
  • Tumblr: *puts lgbt+ content as "sensitive"*
10

in case you haven’t noticed, i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in.
something is very, very wrong with me. there’s this darkness in me, that’s overwhelming sometimes and i don’t know where it comes from.

I love you more

It was quiet. So quiet. They didn’t need to look out to see that was late. Not a single noise. Even their breaths you couldn’t hear.

Remus was holding Sirius, so tight, like he was afraid, like he didn’t want the other to dissapear; like he could.

Sirius had his eyes closed, like if he opened the other would not exist anymore.

They were naked, to feel every single piece of skin they could, and even that wasn’t enough. Eskimo kisses. Lazy hands.

“I love you.” Said Remus, his voice so low that if it wasn’t that quiet Sirius wouldn’t ever listen.

“I Love you more.”

“Why must you turn everything into a competition?”

“It’s not a competition.”

They stayed in silence for a few seconds. Sirius opened his eyes to see a confused Remus.

“When I say I love you more, I don’t mean I love you more that you love me. I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead us. I love you more that any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us. I love you more than any obstacle that could ever try and come between us. I love you the most.”

Remus tried not to cry, but he couldn’t. And then he kissed Sirius, like never before. 

I just find these three facial expressions so freaking hilarious.

Credit to the people who made the gifs, you are talented people and you made me smile.

Illness-Based rp Starters
  • "You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
  • "What is wrong with you?"
  • "Gosh, you're burning up!"
  • "Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
  • "Ugh, just blow your nose already."
  • "My head might just explode."
  • "I think I'm gonna hurl."
  • "If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
  • "Ah-choo!"
  • "Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"
  • "Geez, you look like crap."
  • "That is so gross."
  • "Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."
  • "You really should be in bed, you know."
  • "I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."
  • "I'b fide."
  • "Please tell me there's some cough drops left."
  • "Do you think it's warm in here?"
  • "You're so pale."
  • "Have you eaten today?"
  • "They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"
  • "I'm not getting out of bed."
  • "The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."
  • "You know, that's not helping me feel better."
  • "My nose hates me."
  • "You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."
  • "Are you coming down with something?"
  • "My throat feels funny."
Fake Chats #150
  • Jungkook: I'm going out!
  • Jungkook: I'm going out with Jimin
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung and I are going out together!
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung is going out with me!
  • Taehyung: will you shut up and get going already? And pick up some hot chocolate mix on your way back. We're out. And if you've woken Yoongi-hyung up by your yelling, I'm not taking the fall.
  • Jimin: I told you they wouldn't care.
  • Jungkook: but I'm going out with you.
  • Jimin: yeah, but everybody knows you're not speaking in italics, so nobody cares.
  • Jungkook: I could be. How would you know? There are no italics in verbal conversation.
  • Taehyung: oh, is that so? Well, let me tell you mister - you're dead wrong.
  • Jimin: you were saying?
  • Jungkook: okay, fine. There are verbal italics. But what if I said, 'Jimin-hyung and I are going out together!'
  • Seokjin: you're doing what with my son? Without Tae as a chaperone? I don't think so.
  • Jungkook: are you all playing me?
  • Taehyung: you'll never know.
  • Seokjin: just like you'll never know how Taehyung appears randomly.
  • Jimin: or why Seokjin-hyung is the youngest of us all.
  • Seokjin: hey!
  • Jimin: that's our cue to leave.
  • Jungkook: I don't understand anything.
  • Taehyung: oh, we know.
GotG Vol. 2 Basically (spoilers)
  • Rocket: I'm gonna steal some batteries
  • Drax: HAHAHAHA
  • Peter: WHAT THE HECK MAN?!
  • Gamora: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS
  • Nebula: Why am I here? Seriously let me go so I can kill Thanos
  • BabyGroot: I am Groot *so adorable*
  • _____
  • Ego: Peter, I am your dad
  • Peter: Oh... I was still lowkey expecting David Hasselhoff
  • _____
  • Yondu: EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM MY SON
  • TaserFace: MUTINY!!!
  • Rocket: LMAO TASERFACE
  • Nebula: What the heck am I doing?
  • BabyGroot: *Adorably gives random crap to Yondu*
  • Kraglin: Yo
  • _____
  • Mantis: I can sense people's feelings
  • Peter: Okay sure
  • Mantis: You feel love for Gamora!
  • Gamora: WHAT? (Like I don't know already)
  • Peter: DAMN IT MANTIS, YOU COULD HAVE SAID I FELT HUNGRY
  • Drax: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....by the way you are so ugly
  • Mantis: Okay :D
  • Drax: Like seriously disgusting
  • _____
  • Peter: I'm so happy, dance with me, I know you like me ;D
  • Gamora: What are you talking about? (Of course I like you ;D) Don't get this the wrong way but something isn't right
  • Peter: WHY?! I'M HAPPY AND MY DAD IS A PLANET, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS
  • Gamora: wow, that escaleted quickly
  • _____
  • Ego: I loved your mom and hated leaving you
  • Peter: Maybe we can finally be a happy family!!
  • Ego: Of course! You only need to help me kill everyone
  • Peter: What? ._.
  • Ego: Also, btw I killed your mom
  • Peter: WHAT THE----- YOU AREN'T DAVID HASSELHOFF
  • _____
  • Yondu: PETER, I HAVE COME FOR YOU SON!
  • Peter: I thought you wanted to kill me
  • Yondu: NO, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU
  • Rocket: Yeah yeah yeah, LET'S BLOW THE PLANET
  • Nebula: Sup, I'm part of the team now, Gamora let me leave to kill Thanos already!
  • Mantis: I can help you guys too!
  • Drax: Thank you Mantis...you are ugly
  • Sovereigns: PREPARE TO DIE
  • Rocket: Groot, don't push this button
  • BabyGroot: I am Groot *adorably threatens to push deadly button*
  • Yondu: I AM MARY POPPINS, HE IS SO COOL
  • Peter: Pfff yeah HE is
  • _____
  • *THEY DEFEAT EGO AND YONDU (you know sad sad)*
  • Peter: Turns out Yondu was my David Hasselhoff
  • Nebula: I kind of wanna stay... but I'm going to kill Thanos, bye
  • Gamora: Good luck (see you in Infinity War)
  • Rocket: I promise to be less of a jerk now...at least I promise to try remembering it
  • Kraglin: This is an mp3,300 hundred songs
  • Peter: :O!!!!
  • Gamora: You know, I do kind of like you
  • Peter: I was just waiting for you to say it
  • Drax: Hey Mantis, you are beautiful...but only in the inside... DEEEEEEEEP INSIDE

anonymous asked:

Do you ship Ink x Error? Of not let me tell you why it's cute. Error is the destroyer of worlds right? Inks the creator. Don't fit to together right? Wrong. That's what makes it really cute! Error stops destroying for ink! And Ink would stop creating for him! And it's a win win! And it's cute! Go read some Ink x Error fan fiction then you'll see XD sorry I'm Paperjam trash

Don’t you find it funny that someone actively tries to convince the creator of a character why they should like a ship involving their character

“Let me tell you why it’s cute.” that ended me

anonymous asked:

Yaay emilmike!!! They don't get enough love!!!❤❤ (you could give them some more... i wouldn't mind xD)

Pout

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
HE HATES ME -crying emoji-

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
Oh boy @sala-crispino @Mila-Babe @seung-gillee

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
Why did you tag me? @+Leodela+

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
What’s wrong, boo? @emil_Nekola

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
HE HATES ME! IT’S OVER! I’M GOING TO DIE ALONE! -broken heart emoji- @Mila-Babe

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
Bit extreme, but okay @emil_Nekola

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
@sala-crispino
What are we missing?

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
I don’t know, it is spa day. I don’t deal with them on spa day @Mila-Babe

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
Spa day! Is it that spa that gives you those free cocktails? @sala-crispino

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
@Mila-Babe
(Photo attached of Sara sitting in a massage chair with a cocktail in hand)

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
Invite me next time @sala-crispino

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
Of course @Mila-Babe

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
Issue at hand, ladies @sala-crispino @Mila-Babe

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
Right, right, sorry @+Leodela+

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
@emil_Nekola
what’s wrong? Did Mickey say something?

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
He hates me @sala-crispino

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
You keep saying that, but how do you know? @emil_Nekola

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
He said so @sala-crispino
(Photo attached of a screenshot on a text message conversation. Contact ‘bae <3 <3’ sent a message saying “I hate you”)

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
I’m sure he doesn’t mean it @emil_Nekola

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
But he said he hated me. What am I going to do? @sala-crispino

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
You are going to go buy those milkshakes you two like and a bouquet of flowers and give them to him @emil_Nekola

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
What if he doesn’t want to see me? @sala-crispino

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
Wait, sorry, can’t tweet anymore! It’s mud mask time. Your turn, @seung-gillee

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
WHY ME!!!! @sala-crispino

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
WHAT DO I DO @seung-gillee

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
Milkshakes. Flowers. If he doesn’t want to see you, just sit outside his apartment/house/whatever @emil_Nekola

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
Just sit there? @seung-gillee

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
Sit there and look sad @emil_Nekola

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
Why? @seung-gillee

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
Just do it @emil_Nekola

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
What @seung-gillee is trying to say is, Mickey has a thing for your pout @emil_Nekola

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
I AM NOT SAYING THAT! WHY AM I EVEN HERE! I’M LEAVING! TURNING MY PHONE OFF @Mila-Babe

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
My pout? @Mila-Babe

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
Yep~ he loves your pout, so don’t worry. If he doesn’t want to see you, just pout @emil_Nekola

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
Milkshakes. Flowers. And pout. Gotcha!

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
You guys are the best @sala-crispino @Mila-Babe @seung-gillee

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
What about me? @emil_Nekola

Michele Crispino @mickey-crispino
WHO TOLD HIM TO POUT!?!?!?!
(Photo attached of Emil sitting on the ground steps with a huge bouquet of red roses, two takeaway cups and a pout on his lips)

Twitter War AU

AO3 Twitter War

anonymous asked:

hey my dude so i know the "you have to be pretty smart to watch rick and morty" thing is sorta a joke now (i know that people actually think that ,don't get me wrong) but is it okay to think, even though it's obviously not the smartest thing anyone's ever seen, that it's not just another family guy/mindless cartoon?

i get what ur trying to ask anon and yes i think that’s OK but like THIS IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF.

everyone’s opinions are so black and white that it’s like they can’t imagine that a show with shit jokes every episode can also have incredibly complex themes and characters

at the same time, a ton of people who watch the show cant take their heads out of their asses enough to realize that sometimes a shit joke or a dumb character… is just a shit joke or a dumb character, not the beginning of conspiracy or a metaphor for the meaning of  fucking life.

a wide variety of people watch the show and are ALLOWED to watch the show because of the variety in humor and tone. and creators work hard to make the show both  laid back and complex at the same time

so an accurate description of rick and morty is not “a dumb show” or  “a smart show” or a dumb cartoon that’s kind of smart but not that smart it’s “an incredibly smart and clever show that’s also really fucking stupid” because you don’t need to be serious to be thoughtful, and things that are thoughtful don’t to be serious all the time.

B.A.P - you are sad but don't wanna tell them why.

Request: BAP’s reaction to their girlfriend crying/being really sad, but not wanting to tell them why? Thank you~


Yongguk: "Princess… What’s wrong? You look so sad.“ He looked at you. "Nothing.” You tried to smile. “You don’t want to tell?” He asked and you nodded. “Okay… But if you want to tell me, I’m here.You know, right?” He smiled and winked at you, trying to cheer you up. “I know.” “Alright, come here.” He hugged you.

Originally posted by zellestial

Himchan: You were never a person that tell about your feelings. “Tell me, what happened, baby?” He insisted. “I don’t want to talk about that.” You said and pout. “Aw, baby… Do you want to cuddle?” He asked and you agreed. “Okay… Anything for my baby.” He smiled and snuggled in the bed with you.

Originally posted by bapstime

Daehyun: You were very down the last few days and he noticed that. But he didn’t ask, because he knows you won’t want to talk about it. And he was right. “Do you want to tell me what’s going on?” He asked, looking at you. “Not now. Can we just watch this movie and cuddle, please?” “Of course, princess.If you need me, I’m here, okay?” “Okay” You smiled at him.

Originally posted by rebootera

Youngjae: He came into your apartment and found you crying in the bedroom. “Baby… What happened?” He asked worriedly. “Nothing you need to worry.” You smiled in tears. “Of course I should worry. You are my girlfriend and everything that involves you, I worry about.” He said and wiped some tears from your face. “I don’t want to talk about it, babe, please.” “It’s okay. I’m here for you, okay?” He smiled and hugged you.

Originally posted by gldnsky

Jongup: "What happened?“ He asked immediately, when he noticed that you were sad. "How do you know something happened?” You asked, looking at him with sad eyes. “I know you, jagi… Do you want to talk about it?” He asked and you just denied it. “Okay. But if you want to tell me, I’m here. But what about having ice cream, hm?” “Yeah… That would be good.” You smiled and he smiled back, going to buy ice cream for you.

Originally posted by j-miki

Zelo: You had called him asking to come to your house and he immediately come. “What happened?” He asked, when he found you crying. “Just hug me.” You said and he did what you asked for. He hugged you, comforting you and saying sweet words. “I love you, baby, I’m here for you whenever you need me.”

Originally posted by jello-baby

95z duo is working
  • Taehyung [calls Jimin]: BRO SAVE ME!
  • Jimin [panic-struck]: WHATS WRONG? WHERE ARE YOU? PLEASE DON'T DIE!!!
  • Taehyung: I'm on a police station in Seoul. I swear, i didn't do anything. Save me!
  • Jimin: Stay calm, i'm on the way!
  • Jimin's aunt: Whats wrong?
  • Jimin: I have to go! I have to save TaeTae! Sorry, i can't get to know the nice girl which you invited.
  • Jimin's aunt: Don't worry, don't worry. Go and save your friend.
  • Taehyung: Jiminie, are you okay?
  • Jimin [in the car]: I owe you something. You saved me from the next coupling attempt.
  • Taehyung: Sure bro. I have to go, my mom want to go to the beach.
  • Jimin: Enjoy your time on maldives.
One of those days
  • Big me : *crying hysterically at kitchen counter*
  • Daddy : babe are you okay? what's wrong ?
  • Big me : being an adult is just so emotionally draining and I don't even know why I'm crying, I'm just exhausted mentally and emotionally.
  • Daddy: baby girl .... *places favorite stuffie in my arms, pops my paci in my mouth, wraps me in his arms*
  • Daddy : how about we snuggle on the couch and watch my little pony tonight. We will get take out and relax tonight peanut. No more being an adult for today baby girl.
  • Little Me : *cries harder out of happiness and turns around and soaks daddys shirt while thanking him *
Ok so

I don’t have the full story and I refuse to pry further because that just spreads possible misinformation but from what I understand

A player has potentially (I say potentially because the name is not going around, but that doesn’t make it any less severe) been outed as queer by a partner

This. Is. So. Fucked.

Period. End of sentence.

Like I don’t care if you think “well they were on x dating app, they had to see this as a possibility”

No.

Sharing any sort of information from any sexual partner on social media is disgusting, disrespectful, and wrong. I don’t care if they’re it’s a regular person, a pro-athlete, or the fuckin Queen of England. Posting anything online that you have not been given explicit consent, by every party involved, to post is wrong and straight up illegal.

This is not me defending whatever player this is. This is me defending the fucking personal privacy of another human being.

If you think anything to the contrary or think that this was okay on even a microscopic level you can fuck right off

writing vs brain
  • me: all right! time to get some writing done!
  • brain: we can't.
  • me: um?
  • brain: the stars are not in alignment for this chapter.
  • me: meaning..?
  • brain: something is wrong with the last thing you wrote that's going to matter down the line, and unless you fix it now, whatever you do next won't work.
  • me: right, okay, cool! what needs fixing?
  • brain: I don't know.
  • me: what
  • brain: look, my knowledge of the problem is a wave-and-particle dealie. I can know that there's an error or I can know what needs to happen, but I can't know both at once.
  • me: UM.
  • brain: we totes fucked up, tho
  • me: ...
  • brain: it's fine! just let it percolate, I'll figure it out.
  • me: have you ever heard of this thing
  • me: it's called a DEADLINE
  • me: and WE HAVE ONE
  • me: SOON
  • brain: ...
  • brain: new thought who dis