i don't know what to wear tomorrow

Response to That "Decepticons Helping Humans in Rescue Bots" AU thing
  • Nurse Darby: Starscream... what do you have in your hands?
  • [Starscream shows what's behind his back]
  • Human: WAUAUUGHH!!!
  • Nurse Darby: Starscream! Where did you-- put him down! Down!!!
  • [Starscream starts to open his claws so the human drops to the floor]
  • Nurse Darby: Gently...!
  • Starscream: But he's squirming..!
  • Nurse Darby: You heard me!
  • Human: HUAAUUUGH!
  • Starscream: [cringe] I can hear HIM too.
  • [Starscream gently places human on ground, who scrambles away behind June]
  • Human: That... that HUGE freaky robot TRASHED my lawnmower!
  • Starscream: Yehk. Is that what you call it? Looked more like an abomination to me. Doesn't matter, it's scrap now.
  • Nurse Darby: Starscream! Why on Earth did you abduct this man and destroy his lawnmower?
  • Starscream: While I was making my rounds, I saw this human and his machine on a patch of grass. But upon my second pass, he was driving down the road! He couldn't have been going more than 5 miles per hour, however LOCAL speed signs that were CLEARLY posted indicated 25 miles per hour. He was obstructing the flow of traffic, and placing himself and OTHER humans in a potentially hazardous situation! It was so incredibly foolish I just KNEW I had to intervene.
  • Nurse Darby: ... Were you really driving a lawnmower on the road?
  • Human: W-well my next job was only like a mile away!
  • Nurse Darby: That's still a decent amount of time to clog up the road, sir. Normally, if a cop saw you, they would probably give you a ticket. Though I really wouldn't know. Here, let me see that scratch...
  • [Knock Out comes in]
  • Knock Out: Oh. It's YOU. The human in that slow-moving contraption.
  • Nurse Darby: So is this a typical thing for you, or what? I swear. Don't you have a truck you can put that thing in?
  • Human: Well its not like I'd need to any more, cuz HE totalled my mower!
  • Knock Out: Did you really?
  • [Starscream shows what's in his OTHER hand]
  • Knock Out: [whistles] Yeah, I can't fix that.
  • Nurse Darby: [sighs] Starscream, did you REALLY have to destroy it?
  • Starscream: [scoff] When HE didn't heed my warnings to get off the road, I knew I would have to use force--
  • Human: --I always wear ear protection when I mow!
  • Starscream: -- but then, THIS hunk of scrap exploded! Disgusting, green, organic mush rained down upon me, staining my paint, streaking my windows, squishing between even the tiniest of gears...
  • Knock Out: [scandalized gasp]
  • Starscream: It even smeared all over my landing gear... Oh, it'll take a WEEK to get the stuff out of my vents!
  • Knock Out: He's right you know. I'll pencil you in right before tomorrow's 2nd shift.
  • Human: What about my mower?!
  • Nurse Darby: I don't get paid enough for this...
how it all started
  • /after dance practice/
  • Chanyeol: let's go home!
  • Kyungsoo: mmkay
  • /on the way home/
  • Chanyeol: it's Junmyeon hyung and Jongin! Guys!
  • Kyungsoo: *squints hard*
  • Junmyeon: Chanyeol! *drags jongin who is hiding behind* hey! Oh, hello Kyungsoo-ssi
  • Kyungsoo: *bows*
  • Jongin: *still hides*
  • Chanyeol: where are you two headed?
  • Junmyeon: we're going to eat
  • Chanyeol: Soo, let's eat with them. I'm hungry.
  • Jongin: *tugs Suho's shirt, shakes head, whines*
  • Junmyeon: Huh?
  • Kyungsoo: that's fine with me
  • Jongin: *whispers, shakes head* i don't want to eat with that hyung
  • Kyungsoo: *shy, looks down but steals glances at jongin, he knows jongin is a great dancer*
  • Chanyeol: So where should we eat?
  • Junmyeon: *pulls jongin behind and throws an arm around him, ruffles his hair* don't be shy now. My treat. Follow me.
  • Jongin: *looks at kyungsoo, looks away*
  • Kyungsoo: *worried, looks at jongin, walks beside chanyeol but would steal glances at jongin because he's very worried*
  • /in the resto/
  • Jongin: hyung, i don't want to sit beside him. he's scary.
  • Kyungsoo: *looks at jongin, smiles* sit down now jongin-ssi and eat. *pats the seat beside him*
  • Jongin: *eyes wide because wow when kyungsoo smiles it's like when he first fell in love with dancing*
  • Junmyeon: *chuckles, gives chanyeol a knowing look*
  • Chanyeol: just eat jongin
  • Kyungsoo: *serves jongin rice and grilled meat, looks at jongin worriedly* i'm sorry if i seemed i scared you
  • Jongin: *looks at kyungsoo intently* y-you didn't
  • Kyungsoo: *chuckles* i know i did. this is not the first time this happened to me. do you want more meat or chicken?
  • Jongin: but why do you look like--
  • Kyungsoo: *squints hard* like this?
  • Jongin: *nods*
  • Kyungsoo: because i have bad astigmatism. i don't like wearing contacts *scratches his nape* uh i broke my glasses so i'm not wearing one lately and i'd squint like that.
  • Jongin: Ohhh
  • Kyungsoo: *chuckles* you're a great dancer you know
  • Jongin: *beams* chicken please. and i am?
  • Kyungsoo: i always watch you dance *smiles shyly, looks on his food, giggles*
  • Jongin: t-thank you, hyung! by the way, do you want me to accompany you to buy you new glasses?
  • Kyungsoo: *smiles, feeds jongin suddenly*
  • Jongin: *shocked, eats what kyungsoo fed him, chews, smiles*
  • Kyungsoo: i'm actually planning to buy one tomorrow
  • Jongin: tomorrow then, okay?
  • Kyungsoo: okay *smiles, turns to yeol* Chanyeol, Jongin will go with me tomorrow.
  • Chanyeol: sure thing *smiles* go hang out tomorrow too and get to know each other
  • Jongin and Kyungsoo: *looks at each other, smiles widely*
  • Thawne: I can't believe these guys! I throw everything I've got at them, and it doesn't even...
  • Thawne: *notices Malcolm wearing a Legends jacket* What... are... those?
  • Malcolm: Um, I don't know. I-I thought it looked kinda dashing...
  • Thawne: I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of these bozos… or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for eternity goes up in smoke… AND YOU ARE WEARING THEIR MERCHANDISE!?
  • Leonard: *slurping some Legend-monade*
  • Leonard: *chuckles* Thirsty?

anonymous asked:

(time sensitive) tomorrow I have to go to this church sleepover thing until Friday and we're going swimming, but girls have to wear a one piece swimsuit. my mom already got one for me but I don't feel comfortable wearing one, so i dont know what to do.

Lee says:

Maybe wear shorts over the swimsuit? And say it’s for modesty? I

It’s pretty last minute, so I don’t know if you can get a rash guard and women’s swim shorts to wear over in time. 

You could maybe beg off of swimming by saying it’s that time of the month and you don’t want to wear a tampon because they’re uncomfortable, idk if that’d be worse dysphoria-wise than just wearing the suit, but it’s an option.

anonymous asked:

(time sensitive) tomorrow I have to go to this church sleepover thing until Friday and we're going swimming, but girls have to wear a one piece swimsuit. my mom already got one for me but I don't feel comfortable wearing one, so i dont know what to do.

Tell them you are really sensitive to the sun and burn easily and wear a t-shirt over your swimsuit, if you are inside just say you are insecure about your arms/chest and prefer to swim with a t-shirt on. 

I’ve been there homie, it will be okay.


Signs as Mac DeMarco's lyrics
  • Aries:
  • honey, the stars keep on calling my name
  • but don't worry, I've told you again and again
  • when I'm down, you're always the first one to know
  • skipping town, I'll take you wherever I go
  • Taurus:
  • Try to keep myself clean for no one I've seen
  • Wearing all kind of shit that really don't fit
  • Five hundred and ones fit for this son
  • A pair of Levis jeans, you know what I mean
  • Gemini:
  • Blue boy, worried about the world's eyes
  • Worried every time the sun shines
  • Worried about his haircut
  • Calm down, sweetheart, grow up
  • Cancer:
  • Will she love me again tomorrow
  • I don't know, don't think so
  • And that's fine, fine by me
  • As long as, long as I know she's happy, happy
  • Leo:
  • Later in the evening, dipping in the tub
  • Washing, wearing Wranglers, I think that I'm in love
  • Straight leg or a bootcut, legging, darling, please
  • Stay with me forever, don't take off those jeans
  • Virgo:
  • No use looking out
  • It’s within that brings that
  • Lonely feeling
  • Understand that when you leave here
  • You’ll be clear
  • Of all the better men
  • Libra:
  • Then come on give this lover boy a try
  • I’ll put the sparkle right back in your eyes
  • What could you lose?
  • Scorpio:
  • That's all right with me
  • It's really no fuss
  • As long as you're next to me
  • Just the two of us
  • Sagittarius:
  • Watching my life, passing right in front of my eyes
  • Hell of a story, oh is it boring?
  • Can’t claim to care, never been reluctant to share
  • Passing out pieces of me, don’t you know nothing comes free?
  • Capricorn:
  • Oh mama, actin’ like my life’s already over
  • Oh dear, act your age and try another year
  • Always feeling tired, smiling when required
  • Write another year off and kindly resign
  • Aquarius:
  • up out of bed at 3 and i feel like im dying
  • but if she's there next to me, then theres no use in crying
  • cause she's really all i need, its true my heart is flying
  • life can be such a breeze, as long as its just her and me
  • Pisces:
  • Sit down beside me
  • Let me confide in you
  • You know when I'm blue
  • You know when I'm lonely
  • And honey I'm lonely

anonymous asked:

Help! Today is my 29th bday and I'm going to a concert of one of my favorite bands tomorrow night with friends and I don't know what to wear? I plan to go shopping but what would Harry wear?

WOOOOOO BOY! This is the kind of ask I live for you have come to the right house. C&C FASHION Factory am I right?!

Okay sorry. Let’s get down to business. Birthday outfit AN concert outfit, this is v v important. We would first like to emphasize that wearing what makes *you* feel sexiest is the most vital part in all of this. Then of course to consider What Would Harry Wear?

1) Pink - the shade of ‘millenial pink’ Harry is so fond of at the moment is one of the hottest colors around. His album art featuring flowers also plays into the current trend of floral prints. Perhaps adorning yourself in a pink floral dress like this one from Forever 21?

2) Hawaiian shirts - I think there’s a way to make this work for you. Depending on the band you’re seeing, this could really work tie at the front with high-waisted jeans and some high-top trainers. Go for more toned down colors though and it might also make this more wearable. Just make sure it’s unbuttoned down to your navel to really show off the goods a la Harold.

3) Bows! Bows! Bows! - neck ties are actually all the rage right now and Harry certainly seems to love what my friends call A Neck Situation (AMAS 2015 yellow bolo, SNL Pink Gucci Pussy Bow, etc). Find either a stand alone pretty scarf to tie with something simple like a chambray (unbuttoned too deep) or find a shirt featuring a neck-tie/bow/scarf. 

4) Stevie Nicks - I actually feel very close to Harry when I dress like cultural, fashion, witch, and general Life icon Stevie Nicks. She’s his favorite person, and dressing like her has never been easier and more fun. Giant bell sleeves and a long skirt and fringe and VELVET?! Give it all. Also would work great for a concert. 

Whatever you end up wearing, keep us posted! We want you to feel amazing and I hope this helps!

Originally posted by solo-harry

xoxo, C&C Music/Fashion Factory

  • Lily: hey Potter.. it literally burns my tongue to say that but I need a favor
  • James: sure you can touch my abs
  • Lily: not that you prick! I could use your notes on arithmancy, Remus was absent and Mary sick.. You're the only other person I know that takes this class
  • James: *stands straighter and put his glasses up his nose* oh I see, the great Lily Evans depends on me
  • Lily: don't be a dick and give me your notes
  • James: no.
  • Lily: fine. What d'you want? I'll write your essay for the exam of History of Magic
  • James: no. I'll give you my notes only if you go on a date with me
  • Lily: that's not fair!!
  • James: I take that as a yes, see you tomorrow night, wear sth pretty *blows a kiss in her direction*
  • Lily: I'll hex you

So after getting a bunch of cool suggestions, I drew them out :D

Moulin Rouge sentence meme
  • "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."
  • "Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself."
  • "You don't have to lie to me."
  • "He/she wasn't trying to trick her/him."
  • "A love that will last forever."
  • "It's not that I'm not a jealous man/woman. I just don't like other people touching my things."
  • "I couldn't go through with it!"
  • "Honestly this is impossible!"
  • "Nothing funny, I just like talent."
  • "Virgin?"
  • "Leave all this to yesterday."
  • "I'm sorry, _____, I'm dying."
  • "Outside may be tragic."
  • "... a little frog."
  • "It'll mean that we love one another."
  • "Life's an awful bore."
  • "In here it's entertaining."
  • "Tell me the truth."
  • "It's quite long."
  • "This one's for you."
  • "A little supper? Maybe some champagne?"
  • "No!"
  • "We have to end it."
  • "It's nothing."
  • "They're trying to kill you!"
  • "The cat's out of the bag."
  • "I'm sure I will."
  • "When will I begin to live again?"
  • "I couldn't pretend anymore!"
  • "But I prefer a man/woman who lives... and gives expensive... jewels."
  • "You'll have fun."
  • "The greatest lesson you'll ever learn is to love and to be loved in return."
  • "Love is like oxygen!"
  • "A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay rental."
  • "Everyone go back to work."
  • "Outside it may be raining."
  • "He/she will fight for me."
  • "I hope you don't mind."
  • "Is this okay?"
  • "Tell our story."
  • "The ending's silly."
  • "He's got a huge... talent."
  • "This is my home."
  • "Generally I like it."
  • "Men grow cold as women grow old."
  • "In here we feel like magic."
  • "I was a fool to believe."
  • "How wonderful life is now that you're in the world."
  • "I don't like this ending."
  • "She's confessing!"
  • "I prefer to do it standing."
  • "You can tell everyone that this is your song."
  • "Is this what you want?"
  • "No!"
  • "That way I'll always be with you."
  • "Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing?"
  • "I didn't want to lie!"
  • "He/she knows!"
  • "I'm cold."
  • "Things aren't always as they seem."
  • "Things are exactly as they seem."
  • "Very well."
  • "You might enjoy it."
  • "See the difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose."
  • "You're going to be bad for business."
  • "We'll leave tonight."
  • "I'd rather, um, just get it done and over."
  • "I don't have much money."
  • "Love lifts us where we belong."
  • "Never knew I could feel like this."
  • "When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust."
  • "You're a beautiful man/woman."
  • "I forgot my line."
  • "The woman/man I loved is... dead."
  • "Come down here and get it done and over with."
  • "You know it is."
  • "I love sex."
  • "You know, touched for the first time."
  • "Hold me."
  • "Without trust, there can be no love."
  • "Hurt him/her to save him/her."
  • "I can tell."
  • "You're a great actress."
  • "It always ends bad!"
  • "Being on the street, that's terrible."
  • "I know it isn't much."
  • "We can't afford to love."
  • "The show must go on."
  • "Why does my heart cry?"
  • "The truth?"
  • "Use your talent to save him/her!"
  • "Make him/her believe you don't love him/her."
  • "I don't need you anymore!"
  • "I owe you nothing."
  • "He/she loves me!"
  • "And that's worth everything."
  • "You've got to carry on without me."
  • "Ah, poetry."
  • "You're free to leave me but just don't deceive me."
  • "Come what may I will love you until my dying day."
  • "Jealousy, yes jealousy will drive you mad!"
  • "I've come to pay my bill."
  • "It's not important."
  • "My gift is my song."
  • "Love is a splendord thing!"
  • "All you need is love."
  • "A girl's got to eat."
  • "The only way of loving me baby is to pay a lovely fee."
  • "Come and get me, boys."
  • "I can't carry on without you."
  • "I've paid my whore."
  • "Forgive everything."
  • "The French are glad to die for love."
  • "Don't stop, don't stop."
  • "I saw you together!"
  • "Please believe me when I say I love you."
  • "The spectacular spectacular."
  • "You are nothing to me."
  • "You don't have to wear that dress tonight."
  • "Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
  • "Only you can save him/her."
  • "That's real love."
  • "Because she/he doesn't love you!"
  • "All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me!"
  • "We're going away from you."
  • "What's his/her type?"
  • "Dont worry, Shakespeare."
  • "I was sick."
  • "We'll work on it tomorrow."
  • "You'll get your ending."
  • "And in the end should someone die?"
  • "We'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry."
  • "Where were you last night?"
  • "So delighting."
  • "I told you."
  • "Everyone knows."
  • "It's a bit funny, this feeling inside."
  • "You're dying."
  • "The doctor told us."
  • "You don't have to sell your body to the night."
  • "It's just an infatuation."
  • "The infatuation will end."
  • "It's more than I can stand."
  • "It all ends tonight."
  • "He/she is spending a fortune on you."
  • "Tell him/her it's over."
  • "I can't fall in love with anyone."
  • "But, my dear, I've arranged a lovely supper for us."
  • "A life without love... that's terrible."
  • "What?"
  • "This is what I want."
  • "Naughty words."
  • "I know of art and love."
  • "I long for it with every fiber of my being."
  • "It's a city of sin."
  • "There is no other way."
  • "We are creatures of the underworld."
  • "Oh no."
  • "I'm in love."
  • "A kingdom of nighttime pleasures."
  • "She/he sold her/his love."
  • "I can't believe it."
  • "Love is just a game."
  • "I was made for loving you, baby."
  • "You were made for loving me."
  • "One day I'll fly away."
  • "She/he is mine."
  • "Everything's going so well."
  • "You expect me to believe that?"
  • "Everyday I'm loving you more and more."
  • "We have each other."
  • "Today's the day when dreaming ends."
  • "I'm paid to make men/women believe what they want to believe."
  • "I don't care."
  • "You'll die with wonderment!"
  • "You have so much to give."
  • "I love you."
  • "The end."
  • me: nah no way i'm going to call jumin daddy
  • jumin: i know i should thank you for caring about me so i'll wake you up with strawberry cakes tomorrow, and i'll prepare them myself
  • jumin: hey love, here's a dress i bought for you to wear tonight~ we could go shopping for more dresses if you'd like
  • jumin: my princess, your hair looks so pretty when you wear it like this, i love your ears
  • jumin: thank you for being so patient, thank you for believing in me
  • jumin: i wanted to buy you flowers and make a surprise for you at lunch, but i don't know what your favorites are so i'm calling you~
  • jumin: i miss you so much, i'll finish everything at work as soon as possible to see you again
  • me: ......... you own me completely, body and soul

tomorrow i start my fancy new professional grown up job with the city and i picked out what to wear and i’m very excited but my mom keeps giving me larger and larger purses and tote bags because she thinks i should bring a snack since i don’t know my schedule (”look this one will fit your purse and your water bottle and your notebook and a snack! plus your sweater if you take it off!”) but first of all my purse only looks small and is actually enormous because at the renaissance festival i carried around all my purse things and my liter water bottle and two apple sauces and a bag of goldfish. it killed my shoulder but it worked. anyway i can’t figure out what bag to bring and what kind of snack i should jam into it along with my water bottle and notebook

I m sick and school starts tomorrow

sitting in my room at 11:30 at night wearing authentic holtzmann glasses and fucking up horribly at every holtzmann hair tutorial while halloween is a week away

I truly am living the dream

  • Reborn: "Before we get into the real thing, it's essential for you to see works behind the desk. I've talked to Hibari. Dame-Tsuna, tomorrow you'll observe Hibari doing desk works for a day. Watch how he does it carefully."
  • Tsuna: "Hieeee!! No way! Hibari-san is so scary! I couldn't stand being in the same room for a day without getting bitten to death!"
  • Reborn: "Your dear tutor has arranged such a nice training image for you and you're still complaining?" *cock his gun*
  • Tsuna: "Hieeeee! Fine, fine, I'll do it! Don't shoot!"
  • ~Night of Day 1~
  • Reborn: "So dame-Tsuna, what did you get from today's observation?"
  • Tsuna: " Listen to this, Reborn. I didn't know Hibari-san wears glasses when working. He looks different! I mean, not as much. He looks calmer and more approachable and even more cooler! As expected of Hibari-san! Wearing glasses suits him too!"
  • Reborn: *irritated* "what did you get from today's observation, dame-Tsuna?"
  • Tsuna: "I would never look as cool as that, haha..." *bashful*
  • BANG!
  • Tsuna: "Hieeeee!"
  • Reborn: "I told you to watch his work and not at him, this dame fanboy."
  • Tsuna: "Hieeee!" (what?! Did I do something wrong?!)
Frat Boy AU
  • Ashton: People. So many people all around. Someone stumbles into you, half of their cup of beer splashing on the ground and partially on your shoes, but you don't care. You toss your empty cup into the trash as you make it to the door and push your way through into the cool air outside. You take in a deep breath of cold air, your cheeks burning more now than they did inside where everything was hot and sweaty and loud and simply too much. You lean back against the railing that bonds the porch in as you struggle to catch your breath. "You alright there, freshman?" The voice is accented, not entirely unusual for your school, and you turn to greet the person who spoke. "Just my first frat party. That's all," you tell him as he starts to step closer to you. He comes out of the shadows and you recognize him from one of your classes. To say he's out of your league doesn't begin to describe it. "Never pegged you for a frat party type, love," he chuckles as he leans against the railing next to you and crosses his arms over your chest. You start to introduce yourself, but he cuts you off, "Yeah, I already know. I'm Ashton, in case you didn't know that. Still didn't answer my question. What are you even doing here? This isn't your scene." You shrug and shove your hands in the pockets of your jacket that you regret wearing. "I don't know. I'd never been and I figured I'd try it before I wrote it off as 'not my scene,'" you reply. He nods softly, "And what did you think?" You laugh and shake your head, "Definitely not my scene." He laughs with you before asking, "And frat guys? Written them off as well?" You bite your lip before you shrug, "I guess not necessarily." He smiles and says, "Good. Then I'm going to walk you back to your dorm and take you out for lunch tomorrow."
  • Calum: His hands press into your hips, pulling you back against his chest. You throw an arm back over his neck as your hips sway against him. You know exactly what you're doing to him and so does he. You've done this before, countless times, always with Calum, so you know exactly what to do. "You're killing me tonight, baby," Calum breathes into your ear before kissing your neck. "New dress, huh?" He should know. He's taken off practically every single party outfit you own. You hum in affirmation as you lean your head back against his shoulder. "Your room?" you ask him as he pulls his mouth off your neck. Calum sighs and kisses your mouth lazily. He tastes like beer, whiskey, and Calum and you can't get enough. You can never get enough of him. He pulls away before you're ready for him to do so and you open your mouth to yell at him, but he grabs your hand and pulls you toward the stairs instead. You're a stair behind him all the way to his familiar room. You're here far more often than you should be. The feeling of his sheets against your back and his hands on your bare skin sets you on fire while also making you feel at home. You're head over heels for him, but you know better than to say so, because then you won't even get this and this, whatever this is, is better than nothing. It's worth all the pain. His skin is sweaty against yours as you both come down from your highs. He always takes such good care of you, part of the reason why you always come back even though you know you're being used for sex. "You're so fucking amazing," Calum breathes into your neck before his lips attach to your skin again. "Calum, not again," you laugh lazily. "I'm too tired." Calum sighs and gives you a long kiss before collapsing onto his mattress beside you. "I guess I'll get going," you mumble as you start to sit up. Suddenly, Calum's tan arm snakes around your waist and pulls you back to him. "Stay," he mutters to you as he snuggles up next to you. "I want to wake up with you." You bite you lip before you say, "Calum, you're-" He cuts you off, "Breaking my own rule. Yeah. I know. I've also fallen for you pretty damn hard. Which breaks even more rules. But fuck it. Stay with me." And so you stay.
  • Luke: You watch as he adjusts his snapback on his head, shoving more of his sweaty hair under it. He takes a swig from his cup, noticing you as he lower his cup. He throws a faint smile your way as his eyes scan down your body, never making it all the way back up again. You're both so new to all of this. Your hands are practically shaking as you walk over to him. His eyes are following you, watching you take each step toward him. By the time you reach him, his cup is already down and he's waiting for you. "Hi," you manage to get out. "Hi," he says back, surprisingly sounding just as nervous as you are. You know he's new like you and new to the whole fraternity thing, but he's far more shy than you were expecting. "Do you, um, do you want to dance?" he stumbles through. "Sure," you smile, adding your name onto the end just so you can learn his. "I'm Luke," he tells you as he takes your hand and leans you onto the packed dance floor. Your hands are on the back of his neck. His are on your hips. You're sweaty, he's sweaty, everyone around you is sweaty, and no one cares. He's got you pressed tightly to him as you sway to the music, taking all your cares away with him. You don't even notice how late it is until your friend finds you, telling you its time to go. In his slightly drunken state, Luke lowers his lips to your ear and whispers, "Stay with me tonight." You chew your bottom lip as you consider his proposal, before deciding to throw all of your caution to the wind and tell your friend to head home without you. You know it's not your best decision, but you don't care the moment his lips find yours. You're tangled in unfamiliar sheets as hands that should feel unfamiliar as well, but somehow don't, roam over your entire body, bringing pleasure with them. By the time you're both done, all the alcohol is out of your systems and you can feel yourself falling for him as you lay your head on his bare chest and draw patterns on his stomach. "Do you want to stay with me?" he asks softly as he twirls pieces of your hair around his fingers. "Yes," you reply softly. "Do you maybe, uh, um, want to get breakfast together in the morning?" His voice shakes as he asks you out. "I'd love that," you say with a sigh of relief. "Good," Luke nods. "Did, um, did that feel special to you?" You smile and kiss his chest before answering, "Yes, yes it did, Luke." He sighs with relief this time. "Okay. Because it felt it too. Whatever it was. And I want to feel that again and again." You giggle and lean up to kiss his jaw on before saying, "Me too, Luke. Me too."
  • Michael: You shift a little on your makeshift seat, trying to find a slightly more comfortable position as people take turns around you picking up cards to play a game you don't fully understand. "You don't seem like you're having a good time." You're surprised when the boy with dyed red hair next to you speak to you. He's been sitting next to you for thirty minutes and hasn't said a thin yet, so you thought he was simply going to ignore you all night. "I'm okay," you tell him. It's not a complete lie, but it's not the complete truth either. He nods softly. You know by the way he's looking at you he's sober enough to see right through your lie, but he doesn't press you for more. "I'm Michael, by the way," he says, pushing the conversation past your lie. You reply with your name just as someone gets his attention, telling him it's his turn. "Uh, I'm sitting this round out, guys," he says as his eyes move back to you. No one asks if you're doing the same. They already know what's happening as they see you two start to talk. The conversation flows comfortably. He's the driving force behind it, letting you keep talking even though you're pretty sure you're talking too much. As the game slowly starts to dissipate, you're still talking and he's still listening. He cuts in once to ask, "Hey, do you want to take this back to my room? I think my brother wants us all out of his room now." You don't think twice about following him. You grab your jacket and he grabs your hand, leading you to his room. As soon as the door closes, his lips find yours. His mouth moves against yours smoothly despite the alcohol he's consumed tonight. His tongue slides between your lips just long enough to deepen the kiss and your want for him before he pulls back to kiss you from a different angle. He slowly starts to pull you back toward his bed by your hips and you let him. You know this probably won't turn into something special. It probably won't even become a regular thing. But right now, he tastes like cheap beer and kisses well enough to make your mind hum more than alcohol and that's what you want right now, which is good enough for both of you.

My 87 year old, Republican grandfather’s response to Jaden Smith in a dress

Grandpa: Why do I keep seeing pictures of of some kid in a dress? Who the fuck cares! That’s not news! Stop wasting my fucking time!

My uncle: You don’t care if boys are wearing dresses now?

Grandpa: No! I don’t give a shit who wears what. It’s none of my goddam business. I care about the weather and which roads will be blocked tomorrow. That’s news! That’s what I need to hear about!

Fairy Tail AU

introducing the new and slowly progressive collab with l0chn3ss ♥♥♥ comes with dork ‘eater’ evans wearing a hipster-ass headband