i don't know what to do with my keepers

Friends {Sentence Starters}
  • "Oh, God, ask them what they want."
  • "Why does anyone have to be naked?"
  • "I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
  • "If you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?"
  • "Then, please, give me money so I can buy a computer."
  • "They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him?"
  • "Can you take care of ____ just for today?"
  • "I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets."
  • "If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside."
  • "I thought it'd be great, you know? Have some time alone with my thoughts."
  • "If you don't mind, would you please just go back home?"
  • "You fell asleep. There was no kangaroo."
  • "I am here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything."
  • "Okay, I love you, is that so wrong?"
  • "Turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think."
  • "Kick me in the stomach, why don't you?"
  • "_____ ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him/her. Do you think that was wrong?"
  • "You've got waaaay too much free time."
  • "You don't put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths!"
  • "Sometimes, after you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish."
  • "We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here."
  • "I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals."
  • "Okay, just don't go swimming right after you eat."
  • "You don't like the game, because you suck at it."
  • "Have I been living with ____ too long or did that all just make sense?"
  • "I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck."
  • "Oh my God, this is the longest that anyone has not spoken EVER."
  • "Look at that, look at that, it's still there!"
  • "You're not gonna try and make me join a cult are you?"
  • "Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything."