i don't know what to do with my keepers

Team two-gnomes-and-a-goliath find a baby. It goes somewhat better than expected. 

For @joyoushellbreaksloose’s prompt “Vox Machina looking after a kid.”

“Well,” says Grog. “Shit.”

Pike frowns. “Language, Grog.”

“Sorry.”

“No, he’s right,” Scanlan agrees. “What are we supposed to do?”

Pike’s frown deepens into a look of contemplation. “It can’t be that hard to figure this out.”

Scanlan scoffs. “Yeah, right.”

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