i don't know what those things are...so...yeah

angel-without-wings-sew  asked:

Not sure if you know this, John of course is a very seductive lip licker which gives us 'those moments ' when we know that he is in an interesting place in his head.... but is this a john thing or a Martin thing? I've been watching out for it in other Martin roles but don't see it so are those lips licked just for Sherlock ? Wow that's a mouthful to say!! Haha

Hey Lovely!

You know what? I actually think this is a Martin thing, because I have seen interviews where he does it, as well as in a few of his other roles. But yeah, I feel like its a conscious decision on Martin’s part to make John an obsessive lip-licker, especially around Sherlock or when he’s thinking or talking about Sherlock.

John is very… unapologetic in his desire for Sherlock. I think though, on Martin’s part, he made this one of John’s “unconscious tics”, like the hand clench when John is stressed or hiding his true emotions.

Martin is a brilliant “micro-expression” actor; it’s why his John Watson is so amazing.

That all said… WHY make John obsessively lick his lips around or when thinking about Sherlock if not to show John’s possible attraction to him? Well, I mean there are other reasons: I guess John just has really dry lips. All the time. Especially around Sherlock. Someone get that boy a chapstick.

What your favorite setter says about you:
  • Kageyama: You have a thing for black haired protagonists. Slightly awkward. Low key wants to give everyone a hug but doesn't know how to go about it. Loves fruit.
  • Sugawara: Yeah, you appear sweet and innocent to those that don't really know you. But your friends actually know how very full of sin you are. I see you.
  • Oikawa: Stop being so hard on yourself. It's not good for you, ya know? You're aiming to get better at a hobby of yours and Oikawa is probably your inspiration. Don't worry Oikawa's career is only just blossoming as are you!
  • Akaashi: You need a break. I don't know from what but stop and de-stress for a moment. Big picture. Very sarcastic. You need a hug today. It's okay.
  • Kenma: Probably need to drink some water. Take care of yourself. Have you eaten today? You probably need a break from Pokemon Go and Tumblr. Beware of rocks.
  • Moniwa: Awkward. Very sweet. Blazers are your thing. Always rooting for the underdog. You have too many feelings and you just don't know what to do with them.
  • Koganegawa: Clumsy. You act before you think which can get you in trouble. Everyone knows where they stand with you for better or worse. You like everyone and just want to be friends with them though.
  • Yahaba: You like dogs. Big ones. Small ones. Medium ones. All of them. Loyal. In need to impress. The you won't like me when I am angry type.
  • Semi: In need of a nap. Probably stays up till 3 am reading. (Probably smut.) You like them rare pairs. Embarrassing nickname? Never enough Semisemi you scream into the void.
  • Shirabu: Overachiever. Perfectionist. Reserved. Big comfy sweaters. Takes no shit.

so I’ve always sort of liked the idea that within the communion of saints there the Heavy Hitters, the Career Saints who are invoked widely and in situations of grave need—I’m talking your Catherines and Francises and Theresas, the Twelve Disciples and Michael; the Big Time Major League saints who intercede on behalf of so many, and so are always in conversation with the divine, case managers for the sick and dying and hurting and faithful of the world.

but that also means that there’s a bunch of saints hanging around who are just—minor holy women, lesser martyrs, incidental virgins, doctors of the church who never managed to find a publisher. They’re not prayed to very often, and rarely called on to manage the difficult cases; they have a lot of free time.

so what do you do, if you’re a saint with some free time on your hands? You answer all the not-quite-prayers, the “jesus, don’t turn red don’t turn red’ muttered by cab drivers and the “christ, can you just try it to see this from my point of view?” spat out by a furious girlfriend and all the “oh god please let me make this meeting in time” “please don’t let me fail” “I’m so tired I hope I can get home”

or maybe I just like the idea that every time you mutter “god, let me be okay” there’s some girl killed in 9th century for refusing to marry who falls into step beside you—and though no book or chronicle or living person remembers her name, she squints up at you and says with holy authority, “yeah, you’re going to be fine.”

anonymous asked:

You know one thing about people claiming people not streaming is "sabotage" is that they don't consider that not everyone has spotify. Apparently I need a paid account to stream in endlessly and I already used my free trial for jho so I literally can't be streaming all the time, besides Harry's team actually wants him to succeed unlike what's happening to Louis so he'll do great anyways. I'm just sick of those posts trying to guilt trip people into supporting Harry

yeah i’m really not a fan of this black and white ‘you’re trash trying to sabotage harry if you don’t stream sott endlessly’ guilt tripping either.

more power to the people who want to stream it constantly i think that’s great. but you can’t really compare harry’s situation (1. he’s already built a name for himself and people in the gp know who he is and have expected him to release solo music for years, 2. he has full backing and support from sony and his entire team, 3. he’s got tons of incredible promo lined up including radio interviews w/major stations, an snl performance, a graham norton interview, a possible rolling stone cover etc etc) with louis’ situation (1. no build up to his song being dropped [which of course makes sense based on context but you can’t deny it impacts sales and streaming], 2. no public image except for the shitty one created for him by sony [babygate and beards], 3. no label support, no support from his team, almost entirely reliant on steve’s people and our fandom to ensure his song didn’t flop).

the circumstances between louis and harry are so different and i see people who are all on the ‘you’re trying to sabotage harry’ train completely glossing over and ignoring that which is incredibly irritating. 

also lbr if people didn’t want to or weren’t able to stream jho they weren’t crucified over it (i’m looking at a huge chunk of the solo harries) so why doesn’t the same concept apply to sott?

harry stylesTM is a brand. so is louis tomlinsonTM and niall horanTM and liam payneTM. no one in this fandom is obligated to support any of the boys solo endeavours nor are they required to participate in streaming projects. people are allowed to choose how they want to spend their time and their money

that’s not sabotage. it’s called being a consumer.

anonymous asked:

Why is it that like 80% of your stories are about insects and worms and shit like that in human bodies? I mean yeah that's unsettling but it becomes too predictable after a while like I'll sometimes know what the story is about just from its title (like the one with exotic food or the girl with acne) cause you use this so often. I mean dude I really don't wanna sound rude or something but maybe enough of bug horror?

Maybe you should read the 150-or-so that aren’t about those things.

anonymous asked:

it's surprising how little there is in the iwakage tag like i know everyone usually favors the main kagehina/iwaoi but i feel like there should still be more even if it's just platonic. iwa-chan and kags are adorable iwa is his cute and supportive senpai and in all different little ways you can see how iwa has influenced kags... did i just end up making myself ship it more now

Yeah I understand the main ships of course it’s normal but I wish there were more people talking about IwaKage too! Even as a platonic relationship they have so much potential I mean Iwa is someone you can rely on and he’s a great senpai.

There are a lot of jokes about Kindaichi having a crush on Iwaizumi but I think it could also apply to Kageyma because who wouldn’t have a crush on Iwaizumi?

I mean. Iwaizumi is perfect, he’s a great senpai, and he even take care of Oikawa, so for the first years he’s like, the alpha?? I imagine him as the person people goes to when they want advice. I mean, Oikawa has a gift to draw people together, he is a great leader, but Iwaizumi is easier to talk to? I don’t know

So I can totally imagine Kageyama trying to imitate his senpai
(BTW LOOK AT THIS POST)

Bonus because I’m thirsty:

· Iwa-chan protecting baby Tobio because Oikawa hold a grudge against him

· Iwa-chan felling something bad is going to happen because he can analayse a situation

· Iwa-chan congratulating Kageyama because he’s played a great game

(that last picture really made me cry oh my god it’s just perfect)

i really can see them together, platonic or not

Episode VII: Extended Ending
  • Luke: Artoo didn't want to come?
  • Rey: Oh he's here. But he's back at the Falcon. All those steps don't ya' know?
  • Luke: What? He's pulling that on you now? You know I was with him for years...always looking for ramps, avoiding stairs...then my dead father's ghost comes to visit me and you know what the first thing he tells me is? "Luke, Artoo has jets. He can fly. I owned him for years. I've seen him fly. He's totally punking you!"
  • Rey: Wow.
  • Luke: Yeah.
  • Rey: ...
  • Luke: So did C-3PO come out yet?
  • Rey: What?
  • Luke: Never mind.
Fake Chats #115
  • Taehyung: hyung, have you ever had whiskey?
  • Namjoon: once.
  • Taehyung: was it smooth?
  • Namjoon: it wasn't my favorite, but yeah, it was good.
  • Taehyung: no, but was it smooth?
  • Namjoon: you don't even know what that means.
  • Taehyung: I know it doesn't mean how Jungkookie is always stalking Jimin. It's not how Yoongi-hyung always looks at Hopi-hyung when he sees something he likes. It's not how Seokjin-hyung has to prove he's the alpha male to Yoongi-hyung. It's not those things.
  • Namjoon: you're right, it's not those things.
  • Taehyung: so was it smooth?
  • Namjoon: very.
  • Taehyung: I want to try it.
  • Namjoon: no you don't.
  • Taehyung: it's also not like you knowing you'll get in trouble with Jinnie-hyung if you give me whiskey.
  • Namjoon: you're right, it's not. You'll still not getting any.

anonymous asked:

I'm curious, what line from Tom or Marco made you laugh the hardest? Personally, Tom's "Well they're not related." from BMB still cracks me up and I don't know why. XD I know it's not as funny as other jokes in the series but it still makes LOL.-Bunny Anon

Weirdly most of the things between those two that have made me laugh the hardest were all visual gags rather then lines.

Especially with Tom, who has amazing visual gags:

But since we’re asking what LINE has amused me the most lemme think here:


Marco: Between

“But y’know i’m a pretty good cook, so why don’t you let me go and I’ll give you a taste

and 

“Oh yeah we’ve been trying all styles…German, Italian,….Polynesian?”

(Marco trolling Tom like this is hilarious i can’t help it)


Tom:  Between

“These Balls are…guided by demons..”

and

“And it only took me destroying Marco 48 games to 0 to realize….i was wrong. Like, i slaughtered him, beating him was SO easy”


anonymous asked:

I've come across a post describing DG as aggressive, abrasive and not nice & that the extras on BP didnt like working with her. This was on Lipstick Alley, that should've been my first clue to ignore but it got me to thinking. DG is very confident & sure of herself. To some that can come across as cold or unwelcoming. From what i've heard, she's really sweet and nice. I mean everyone has a bad day but I can't imagine DG being anything other than nice. Maybe some don't know how to deal with that

Yeah, I can’t imagine it either. What I can imagine is that people see a Black woman who doesn’t smile all the time and they automatically assume she’s rude. I get this same criticism quite a bit, and I’m pretty fucking nice, if I do say so myself. 😄This idea that women have to smile and be sweet and personable to be palatable is really frustrating. That said, I’ve never seen Danai be anything but those things, so it’s hard for me to believe any description of her that includes abrasive. Like, she is downright charming as fuck. I think she’s about her business and she works her ass off, and when you pair that with her level of intelligence, it can be intimidating. Maybe that’s what they meant. In which case, that’s on you, fam. She doesn’t owe anybody anything, and if she doesn’t have time for y’all’s shenanigans, then that’s just what it is. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Okay but imagine a Hetalia AU where the 2ps are fugitives
  • Why Flavio would be be first one to be caught by the cops:
  • Cop: *through walkie talkie* So you're saying we're in pursuit of one of those... country people?
  • Cop 2: Yeah.
  • Cop: Where do I even start? This place is so big, it would take hours to search the whole thing. It's not like this guy's just gonna show up out of nowh-
  • what
  • *A neon pink convertible races down the street at 95 miles per hour blaring Fancy by Iggy Azalea*
  • Cop: Nevermind, I think I found him.
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anonymous asked:

"We would love to hear throwaway lines about how Isaac’s doing, or… y’know, where Danny went." Exactly! Fans LOVE and want to hear what happened to Jackson/Isaac/Cora/Derek/etc, we want there to be some follow up on what happened to them. And Jeff sometimes talks about stuff like that in interviews, but those things are never mentioned IN the show where it SHOULD be mentioned. So if you didn't read the exact interview where Jeff said something about x character, you're left confused and angry.

Yeah, interviews absolutely do not = canon to me. If you want something to be canon, put it in the canon, you know? Anything outside of that is just “creator headcanon” IMO, because 90% of the fandom won’t see it and won’t have any idea that it’s supposed to be that way. It’s like… how Derek’s ID shown in season one is supposedly a false ID. That was never shown or even suggested in canon. It’s kind of nonsensical that it would be, considering Derek was of age at that point, and any ID he made trying to hide his identity from hunters or whoever wouldn’t have had his actual name on it, but anyway. JD claimed in an interview that it was a fake ID. But that’s not canon. You can decide for yourself whether you believe that (and personally I’m partial to the “Derek is a Christmas baby” idea) but as far as canon has shown us, Derek’s birthday is November 7th, 1988.

Of course, “canon” is hard in Teen Wolf because the show often contradicts itself or throws out nonsense dates for the hell of it, but that’s off topic. Yeah, interviews are not canon, and regardless fans love shout-outs. Fans love call-backs and departed character mentions. I feel like 6B will have more of that, just because of the amount of old characters rumored to be returning but *shrug* we’ll see how that goes.

Shrek Sentence Meme
  • "This is one of those drop it, and leave it alone things."
  • "Oh come on."
  • "So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad."
  • "I'm too young for you to die!"
  • "Man this would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind."
  • "People take one look at me and think, argh, help, run."
  • "CAKE! Everybody loves cake. Cakes have layers."
  • "I see it, there.. that big shadowy one right there."
  • "What's that? It's hideous."
  • "Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!"
  • "Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"
  • "Man that was annoying."
  • "No, it's one of those drop-it-and-leave-it-alone things."
  • "Turn your head and cough!"
  • "I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it..."
  • "You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings!"
  • "It's amazing what you've done with such a modest boulder.. That is a nice boulder."
  • "Well, I have to save my ass."
  • "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
  • "He huffed, and he puffed, and he... signed an eviction notice."
  • "Hey what's your problem, what you got against the whole world anyway?"
  • "Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe."
  • "I don't care what everybody likes!"
  • "You're a monster."
  • "Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming?"
  • "Two things okay? Shut. Up."
  • "Can I stay with you? Please?"
  • "Please! I don't wanna go back there, you don't know what it's like to be treated as a freak!"
  • "I can't feel my toes!"
  • "I don't have any toes!"
  • "There's an arrow in your butt!"
  • "I think I need a hug!"
  • "I was hoping this would be a happy ending..."

anonymous asked:

in advance, i just want to apologize, bc i know it's really archaic to think of mlm couples as always top/always bottom such as ginhiji vs hijigin, but in your experience, which have you observed to be more popular? im doing a sort of research study thing atm, trying to see the correlations bc from what i've gathered ginhiji is more popular is east asia, and hijigin is more popular in the west and im just trying to understand why

No need to apologize! You can ask anything you want! 

I don’t keep track of how many times people have complained to me about who tops/bottoms. Here’s an example of the type of crap I get: read the tags on this and the edit on this. I think the term fujoshi is awful, but honestly, having observed and experienced fandom as I have, I’ve gathered that anyone that gets upset over who tops/bottoms is 100% a fujoshi. They’re not part of the LGBTQ+ community and they’re not an ally. That becomes very clear when they’re not reading something for the relationship or plot, they’re reading strictly for the sex to fetishize male/male relationships, and so, a fic will be “wrong” if the “wrong” person tops/bottoms. I get totally grossed out by people like that! So, I don’t keep track of who’s complaining over GinHiji v HijiGin, I just tell them to stop reading my stuff and to go away because the two characters will always switch, like a realistic relationship, in my work.

I’m sorry I can’t be of more help! I’ve had people get after me for either one and I have no idea what part of the world those people were from. Both GinHiji and HijiGin are equally popular to me, so you can consider Europe good

wingsyouburn  asked:

"Stop," Darill/Val. YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING

((HEY LOOK I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO DOING THESE. For those of you wondering, these are OCs of mine and Amie’s. We love them too damn much. Also warning for violence and shit, because it’s them))

Everyone knew the one, unspoken rule at Ciel, the one addition when she showed up on his arm consistently in place of all the others who had graced his presence before. Val couldn’t stop rumors or idle gossip, but if anyone dared to break that rule, something worse than hell would shake the foundations everyone stood upon.

He didn’t mind if others looked. Hell, he didn’t blame them. Darill was forever the sight to behold in her custom dresses with the killer body to pull every one of them off with utmost confidence. And when those faces dropped each time she clung onto his arm, giggled, and nuzzled into his neck, Val couldn’t help but smirk. That’s right, the lovely lady was going home with him and not them. He drank in those moments. Perhaps Darill did, too.

When they weren’t attached to one another, she had her shows to perform and he had Ciel to run. Val always made time to catch the best part of her dances towards the end and greeted her outside her dressing room.

Vous étiez parfait, ma chouchou,” he told her every time before kissing her.

And she giggled along his lips and asked him to say it again, just to bask in his voice. And he did, time and time again, and meant every word of it.

Though the one night he was waylaid by old friends after the performance, Val arrived too late to greet Darill. By the time he arrived, already cursing himself for being tardy, he caught sight of a group of men crowding around the small blonde.

He froze and stared. Even with his hearing, he didn’t catch what was said, focused on Darill pressed into the wall with a mean look strung upon her features. Her lips moved, probably to tell them to fuck off, but the men laughed at her “cute” attempts to be aggressive. One of them dared to loop an arm around her waist to yank her into his greasy body.

Val covered ground in great haste without needing to make it apparent that he wasn’t human. All the men saw him, though didn’t flinch. He heard Darill’s heartbeat pumping wildly. In a single beat, he latched onto the one who dared to touch her, ripped him away from her, spun around, and smashed his head into the wall. The man once flailed in an attempt to be free from Val’s grip, only to fall limp once his neck snapped.

The now dead man dropped to the ground. Everyone in the vicinity stared as the silence hung like a heavy fog. All those eyes looked upon Val and he smelled the fear trickling off of every one of them.

“There is one rule,” he began. “One fucking rule for you all to follow!” Several flinched and cowered as his booming voice echoed off the walls and down onto the streets of Manhattan below. “You are all fucking guests under my roof! I don’t kick down the doors of your homes and piss on the damn rugs!”

A hand pawed for him, a small one. He didn’t notice it at first. When it squeeze, he snapped his attention toward it. Darill stood before him with a pout and massive eyes. She still wore her bodysuit, the light reflecting off of the sequins.

“Val,” she whispered, “it’s okay. I’m okay.” When he shook his head, she got on her tip-toes to cup his face in her hands. “Shhh, look at me. Don’t worry. It’s okay.” Her nose poked his. “We’re okay.”

The rage subsided like boiling water simmering to a standstill. Had he possessed a living heart, those beats would have calmed down to pump in time with hers. Footsteps scurried away and chit-chat replaced the silence, but Val focused on the lady before him. She smiled and kissed his face while he clung onto her.

“I don’t want anything to harm you,” he murmured into her hair.

Darill stroked his back and sway gently with him. “Nothing will. Not when you’re here.”

lateblooming  asked:

Hi my friend. :) My desk is littered with post-it notes of scribbled questions and observations for you. I have so much to say, but I won't dump them all on you at once. Here's my one for the day. I keep reading in others' metas that John believes Sherlock when he says he's a sociopath. However, I don't think this is true. John knows him for real, as he's said. He knows parts that Sherlock doesn't even know. He knows Sherlock feels very much. What do you think?

Hello! :)

Yeah, this is super tricky. John does know Sherlock for real – it’s true. But he continues to misunderstand Sherlock’s capability to love and feel “human” emotions. Especially when those emotions are regarding John himself.

In the beginning, it’s because Sherlock purposefully does and says things to make John believe he’s an uncaring sociopath. 

There are lives at stake Sherlock. Actual human lives. Just so I know, do you care about that at all?

Will caring about them help save them?

Nope.

Then I’ll continue to not make that mistake.

Of course, Sherlock does care. He sets aside his emotions to save human lives. And John observes this…but he still takes Sherlock at his word. Just as Sherlock observes John’s signs of attraction/jealousy, but continues to take John at his word (“not gay”). 

Season three is when it gets really complicated, because Sherlock is different, he’s changed. He still says he’s a high functioning sociopath, but he knows that’s not quite true. As does Mycroft.

Friends. Of course, you go in for that sort of thing now.

And you don’t? Ever?

Sherlock expresses all kinds of emotions in season three, both in words and in facial expressions. And John can’t handle it. This is John’s paradox: he wants Sherlock to be emotional and capable of love. But he also doesn’t, because that would mean John would have to confront and deal with his own feelings for Sherlock.

You can actually see this paradoxical emotion in John’s reactions/expressions. Check it out.

Here’s John getting full-on emotional Sherlock.

John always looks away when Sherlock’s showing real emotion. Always.

You can really see it in that last one. He looks away, and thinks wait, am I really seeing what I think I’m seeing? He looks back to check, and that final expression…damn. It’s painful for him, because he wants it to be true and he doesn’t at the same time. 

Now, compare that to this, when he’s just witnessed Sherlock do possibly the most cold-hearted sociopathic thing he’s ever done: date and propose to a woman merely to break into an office.

The way John reacts perfectly illustrates his paradox. He’s disappointed, horrified that Sherlock could be so heartless.

But he can face it.

He looks at Sherlock when Sherlock is behaving the way John expects him to: the way that allows John to repress his own feelings, because this confirms nothing will ever come of them. When Sherlock behaves like a human, when he looks at John like he loves him, as in the previous gifs, John sees it, he so sees it – but he can’t face it. Because it means facing his own feelings, too.

The signs as things my boyfriend Egan has said:
  • Aries: "Do you guess have like...sand paper on your hands?" *......calluses*
  • "YEAH!"
  • Taurus: "It's a desert full of sand and republicans."
  • Gemini: "They make me want to drink bleach with my eyes."
  • Cancer: *careful that's fragile* "Yeah and so are my emotions but no one seems to care about those..."
  • Leo: "I don't know, this grey paint brings out my jawline."
  • Virgo: "You know what would be funny? If you died. But only with comedic timing."
  • Libra: "I'm gonna strip my way through college."
  • Scorpio: "You shut up or I will bite my mouth with your mouth."
  • Sagittarius: "You know what would be fun? In court, instead of talking, they rapped."
  • Capricorn: "If you can't make it rain, make it drizzle."
  • Aquarius: "Like my mother always says, Egan keep your pants on."
  • Pisces: *it looks like some weird kind of Cthulu thing* "that's what my mom said when she gave birth to me"
  • Aaron: It was your best mate who made me see sense, actually.
  • Robert: Is it sad that I don't know who that is?
  • Aaron: Rebecca.
  • Robert: She's not my best mate! Anyway, since when have you been taking advice from her?
  • Aaron: She came to me.
  • Robert: Just as weird.
  • Aaron: Not when you consider... I broke in at theirs.
  • Robert: You what?
  • Aaron: I needed the deposit. The house was going today. And I heard her shout something to you in the street about money and whatever scheme you were mixed up in.
  • Robert: Oh, so it's definitely me that's in the wrong here then?
  • Aaron: Well, you were up to something with her, weren't you?
  • Robert: Yeah. Earning money, or trying to, to give to you.
  • Aaron: Yeah, and I know that as well no so... thanks, I suppose.
  • Robert: You suppose?
  • Aaron: I don't like you being involved.
  • Robert: Yeah, and maybe I don't like you breaking into houses, especially considering the number of times you've lectured me for doing a lot less. Aaron, this is a big deal.
  • Aaron: What? How do you mean?
  • Robert: You're off out burgling, having secret meetings with people, doing all the things you claim to hate. It's a good job all those things impress me.