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FINALLY! The next one-shot in the klance YouTuber AU! The next thing I post probably won’t be a part of this AU since I work on a ton of stuff and I still need to finish a lot of it, but I wanted to post this today as a thank you!

I’m not going to link the other one-shots, just know that from now on these one-shots will be tagged with ‘klance youtuber au’ on my tumblr. The series can be found on my AO3 here.

This one is how Lance and Keith first met!! Most of the one-shots in this AU are gonna be entirely fluff, unlike the last one, but who knows? I’ll probably find a way to incorporate more angst at some point. I hope you guys like it!


Keith hated crowds, and he knew he always would. The feeling of being in a space that wasn’t quite big enough for all the people in it made him extremely uncomfortable, especially since he always felt everyone was staring at him, for some reason. Talking to one person he didn’t know was bad enough, but being surrounded by them? A nightmare, as far as he was concerned.

Stupid VidCon. Stupid Shiro and his stupid, stupid YouTube channel. Why would anyone want to document their life on video for an audience, anyway? Sometimes Keith wondered how they were even friends.

And it didn’t help that he was completely, hopelessly, lost. The directions Shiro had given him made absolutely no sense! Apparently he was supposed to ‘look for where Allura’s selling makeup’, but Keith didn’t know who Allura was, much less where she sold her line of 'limited-addition lipsticks.’ The only thing he knew about Allura was that at some point she’d taught Shiro how to successfully do winged eye-liner, and now he wore it all the time.

Keith sighed, and looked back down at the notepad in his hand, with the list of Shiro’s instructions for where to go. They still didn’t help. And, to make matters worse, Keith forgot to look where he was going, and bumped straight into someone else.

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unwanted thoughts on bare a pop opera la:

  • jason is played by ben platts brother and no one talks about it
  • also how are you supposed to be a popular lady killer when your brother is ben platt
  • peters not looking any better i love him but he looks like a goddamn parrot this isnt a joke
  • zach looks like james charles and i don’t even understand why he’s there
  • i know that the story is set up so nadia’s jabs at ivy seem less harmful than ivy’s insults to nadia because you know theres a social scale but also they’re are so little people in their graduating class/friend group that it really doesn’t matter if nadia’s emo she’s still hurting ivy’s feelings why doesn’t anyone care about ivy there was a whole song about it
  • why do i care about matt despite him being a nice guy trope. what gives him zest. these are genuine concerns.
  • i’m sorry but i can never take wonderland seriously if i watch the la version. it’s too funny. lucas is played by this like 30 year old white guy and we’re supposed to pretend that 1. he belongs in a catholic high school and 2. that he can rap. of course he can’t rap. am i supposed to sit through a solid minute of this idiot who thinks he can rap rapping without laughing? i think not
  • i like this version because the extras are very intent on being extra. 
  • matt’s character is hilarious to me, because like, he’s exactly what you’d expect from a catholic school student, except he’s this fancy ass weirdo in the group. i bet his parents thought he’d fit in perfectly, never considering he’d be the deadbeat dad to a Bunch Of Stoners Who Make Bad Decisions.
  • that moment when zach says “this is so arbitrary” like lol. zach. you’re straight you don’t know words.
  • i’ve seen peter and ivy are best friends headcanons and also peter and nadia are best friends headcanons. the best solution to this is that peter is the cleo to nadia and ivy’s ricky and emma. he’s the peacemaker. if nadia and ivy ever date, peter will be both relieved and terrified at the same time.
  • i’m sorry am i missing something?? the show makes it out to be like “matt just wants ivy but ivy’s like ‘get away from me’” but they kiss at the end of portrait of a girl??? are the they dating??? is this a ross rachel situation?? is matt one of The Boys and he just doesn’t know how to let go??
  • the passion in rory’s voice as she says ‘it’s a pinata matt’ is one of the few joys in life. like fuck you matt you have eyes. you know what it is you’re just too scared to see the truth.
  • i feel like ‘birthday, bitch’ just kind of incapacitates the characters and their dynamics perfectly. if i was to sum up bare a pop opera and why i love it i would just play that song. with the visuals, because everyone needs to see The Pinata and why jason’s needs to be That Big.
  • ‘are you there’ is great because you have a straight guy and a gay guy talking about love and *it’s equality* until the straight guy get’s a little bit gay and no one talks about it.
  • i know i said the dude looked like a parrot but like there have been several occasions where i just stare at payson lewis and his beautiful figure and wonder why jason’s supposed to be the hot one.
  • i can’t believe matt sang the line “they said things would get better but i guess they lied”. like i know he was the one singing it but i refuse to believe it. you’re a straighto mchetero buddy. lay off. 
  • matt’s “DRINK TO THAT” is so fucking funny to me. like ‘cheers bro we’re all alone here. also i know you’re gay and in love with jason but i’m gonna pretend i don’t until the end of this number’.
  • sister chantelle confirmed beyonce is gay culture
  • also the fact that they switched “diana ross” to “beyonce” to appeal to the teens is fine but “fuck me matt it’s diana ross” is still iconic
  • why the hell does matt suddenly decide to be homophobic to jason. boy you had your chance.
  • listen this just got serious so not a lot more jokes but i love how the band is in the background and looks genuinely concerned for peter and jason’s relationship and it’s hilarious.
  • spring really does not have to be in the show but that’s what makes it beautiful.
  • bare a pop opera except the plot and characters are expressed through a series of badly written diss tracks.

anonymous asked:

Why does everyone believe SBB is Louis and RBB is Harry? Just wondering because I've seen a lot of things pushing it the other way around. That certificate, for instance, at one of their concerts was written in Harry's handwriting and was from SBB to RBB (Harry to Louis). I don't know, I guess I'm just curious on your view of what makes Louis SBB and what makes Harry RBB. Thank you. :)

It might be in Harry’s handwriting, that’s true

But…

Is a Harry as hell thing to say.

And that’s how I see it

EDIT:

THIS PHOTO COULDN’T BE MORE SBB LEWIS AND RBB HAROLD IF IT TRIED. SKATEBOARD? BANANA? SCIENCE IS AMAZING!

Man I haven’t written in a WHILE. 

And what do I write? Some drunk singing KatsuDeku that just feeds my dirty shipper soul. 

Also wrote this in: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12498236

I dedicate this to @ipxakachi cause I stalked their art tag and saw their karaoke drawings, thus giving life to this. 

Take it children

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The Signs And Summer
  • Aries: partyin', partyin', yeah! jk i just made out with my computer tho lol
  • Taurus: i'm getting exercise... i parkour my way to the fridge and work the muscles carrying food..
  • Gemini: Snapchat story- OMG phone has not stopped blowing up lol chilling; Phone- *crickets*
  • Cancer: finally i have the time to do the important things *curls up in the corner and writes gay smut*
  • Leo: actually does stuff sometimes but likes to stay in and relax too
  • Virgo: HELL YEAH SCHOOL IS OUT!!! *2 weeks later* I'm fucking bored.
  • Libra: goes out with friends a lot and it's still not enough; completely forgot about their summer homework
  • Scorpio: What do you mean I need a life? {insert otp here} is my life! don't talk to me or my son again
  • Sagittarius: I wanna go on an adventure!!!!! .... .... i have $2 and a box top.
  • Capricorn: Gets their summer homework done in like the first couple weeks just to get it the hell over with and has fun during the rest of summer
  • Aquarius: has moved like once since the start of summer and has somehow proved the existence of aliens, cured cancer, written a novel, but didn't know how to do the math homework
  • Pisces: sleeps and eats a lot, will find them under the covers and in their laptop
  • me: *casually flipping through old notebook in hope of finding spare paper*
  • me: what's this? What the hell have I written in perfect, tiny gothic script?
  • me: *squints to read* looks like... song lyrics or something? Or...
  • me: No... no... nooooooo no no no no no.
  • me: *puts book down and backs away*
  • me: *shuddering* angsty teen poetry

If this isn’t a good partial summary of the appeal/story of KyloRey, then I don’t know what is, really… (I’m not really interested in Elizabeth Gilbert – and the concept of a soulmate to me can be pretty cheesily written – but there were parts to the full quote I thought were good and relevant.)

Large reasons I want to write a Bloodborne fic: I am desperate to write anything because I’m struggling with smut because I tried to start writing it in fourth quarter like a moron and because it seems a perfect opportunity to do a horror story.

Major reason I want to write a Bloodborne fic: I watched a video where it was said that the “Seek paleblood to transcend the hunt” note at the very start of the game was actually written by the player and my brain immediately went into overdrive about “what the hell does paleblood mean then, particularly in relation to the player character and all the crazy shit that happens?”

I don’t know what happened today I sat in front of my computer and then there was a bright light then I don’t remember anything and then this appeared on my screen like magic I swear it came from nowhere.

A silver rabbit still in shock.

The authorities say this event happened right after the victim read the new fanfiction “Calculated risk” written by Ponacopuck.

Edit : I added Donnie’s Bô staff because why the hell would he go outside without it ?

Edit 2 : Freeeeeckleeeessssssssss ! I was really tired yesterday. (dat excuse.)

Sunlight, firelight, starlight

Adrien knows he shouldn’t do it. Adrien knows that there will be consequences to this action and Adrien knows this is probably a bad idea but Adrien is not here on this rooftop, Chat is, and Chat is tired of staring up at the girl who hung the moon and wishing, and every fiber of his being is telling him to leave that behind and take the chance to do something with someone who is with him, on his level. 

So he does.

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Words: 2782, Language: English

  • Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
  • Rating: Teen and Up 
  • Warning: None
  • Categories: M/F
  • Relationships: Ladynoir (specifically Marichat)

The result of me being marichat trash at 4 am, and thinking “Oh boy I’ve never written a kiss before I should try to do that.”


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last year while I was recovering from surgery and dealing with a lot of pain I decided I was going to write some Spirk fanfic to make me feel better so I went into a hydrocodone induced writing frenzy and I wrote six thousand words of pure shitty fluff and I fucking uploaded it to AO3 and it is actually the most successful fic I’ve written and yeah I’m probably going to hell

anonymous asked:

What do you make of zs comment about it only being his name on the award? I know print interview zayn is really just 1dhq narrative pushing, but I was kind of surprised to hear him actually say that tonight. Do you think it's being taken out of context? Or maybe he was told he had to say something to shade the boys to help perpetuate the z vs ot4 story? Which seems like exactly the kind of heavy handed bs 1dhq would be behind. I don't know. He seemed a little uncomfortable saying it.

I think it was scripted. It creates drama. It’ll be written about by the gossip press. It’s what 1DHQ got in exchange for the Ziall handshake probably. Same old same old. Because 1DHQ knows their audience and they know how to play them.

1DHQ:

1D Fandom:

Match made in hell.

  • Richard Madeley: Were you there when Freddie came in the room and told the band that he'd composed this incredible thing called Bohemian Rhapsody?
  • Brian May: Yeah.
  • Richard Madeley: On a telephone directory he'd written it?
  • Brian May: Well, he used to have some notepaper from his dad's work and he would sketch out all his ides on there including the notes of the harmonies. We don't do dots really, we do A sharps and B sharps and C sharps and things and it would all be written out, all the words and things, but it was totally in his head at that point and he'd say, "Yes I can hear what it should be, this is the backing track..." And of course the backing track was piano, bass and drums; it wasn't me, so I'm in the control room helping to make sure that the sound is alright and whatever and it's going "Do do de do do" - gap, and I'm thinking, what the hell is this! And Freddie's going, "Don't worry, don't worry, I know what's going in here, this is the operatic part darlings." And we went, forget it, fine.
And then the Clara Dolls accidentally set the house on fire
  • Homura: So...
  • Kyubey: Yes?
  • Homura: What is this?
  • Kyubey: It appears to be coal.
  • Homura: I see.
  • Homura: And what about this?
  • Kyubey: Also coal.
  • Homura: Ah yes, of course.
  • Homura: And what about all the other things littered throughout my house?
  • Kyubey: All of it is coal.
  • Homura: I see, I see.
  • Homura: KYUBEY!
  • Kyubey: Y-YES HOMURA?
  • Homura: WHY IS MY HOUSE FULL OF COAL?!
  • Kyubey: I DON'T KNOW!
  • Chimney: ((Spits out even more coal))
  • Homura: THIS STUPID THING HAS BEEN SPITTING OUT COAL EVERY HALF HOUR, WHAT THE HELL?! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
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  • 
  • Santa: Is there a reason why this girl's name is bolded, italicized, underlined, highlighted, written all in capital letters, circled, written in red, has arrows pointing to it and has a small drawing of Satan next to it in my Naughty List?
  • Elf: Because she did everything wrong sir.

Thought I would post this cause  I you can’t really appreciate it from afar :3 Really though is just cause I love how this turned out so much <3 it’s a shame it doesn’t really show on icon form

If you’ve been following me for a while you will know already I love Christmas, and I do A LOT of Christmas art so…this is what you get with me…Random, nonsense Christmas art xD

I also have a Haymitch Christmas icon I was going to use but since the movie, I just needed a Hayffie one, if people want to see it or actually use it (since I’m not going to) I may post it :) (Maybe even do one for Effie?? Who knows??) 

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Wow well well, look at this. This blog is only about three months old? And I’m past 550 followers? Why???
Regardless I’m extremely grateful, for both the implication I’m somehow entertaining to you all, and to those that extended helpful hands and kind words to me in the past or still do now. Nervous about joining this fandom before, I’ve been finding there’s a lot of you that I’ve managed to click with almost immediately, and I just love with that happens.

Even if you don’t find yourself on this list, I likely simply somehow forgot you, but I still really appreciate that you follow. Hell, if we’re in a mutual, chances are I Fucking Enjoy You. Here’s hoping we continue to have fun.

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dirtyratboi  asked:

LOUD YELLING OF I LOVE YOUR COMICS WITH YOUR INQUISITOR AND DORIAN. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THEYRE SO CUTE HOLY HELL AND I LOVE YOUR STYLE A LOT AAAAAAH I'm not sorry 10/10 I wanna see their whole life drawn or written out. I hope you don't mind me saying

im just gonna place an  old comic i drew about them!(i hope you don’t mind)

but thank you so so SOOO much for writing such a lovely ask! i ve got soo much feels for them right now…and sooo many ideas to draw ,i dont even know where to start.I do hope you ‘ll help me out and sometimes whisper what you ‘d like to see and who knows? maybe i ll cook something up !

thank you again so much!

*pc hug*