i don't know what the hell i'm doing here

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"
  • Jeremy: *crying* He thinks I'm a kid...
  • Michael: WHAT?! That's insane!
  • Jeremy: I know!
  • Michael: Saying you're a kid, it-it's like saying I'M a kid!
  • Waiter: Here's your meal, sir.
  • Michael: Yo, I'm supposed to get a toy with this!
angsty starters ( + sad qoutes / song lyrics. )
  • "I love you enough to let you go,"
  • "I heard you moved on,"
  • "I didn't come here to hurt you,"
  • "Where did you go?"
  • "I'm sorry we fell in love."
  • "We'll do everything on our own."
  • "I'm so sorry,"
  • "You'll never understand."
  • "Please don't go,"
  • "I still love you,"
  • "I don't love you anymore."
  • "I never loved you,"
  • "I can't do this."
  • "We can't be together!"
  • "Will I ever see you again?"
  • "May we meet again,"
  • "I promise I'll do better,"
  • "I just want to see you, one more time."
  • "I'd give anything to see you one more time."
  • "One last time?"
  • "I don't deserve you,"
  • "You don't deserve me,"
  • "People like us don't get happy endings,"
  • "You still love me?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you,"
  • "I understand..."
  • "If you want to go, it's okay."
  • "I gave up everything for you!"
  • "I really need you to trust me,"
  • "Can you listen to me for once!"
  • "I cheated on you,"
  • "You cheated on me?"
  • "Don't expect me to come crawling back,"
  • "Shame on me, you fooled me twice."
  • "You said I wasn't just like anyone."
  • "Did I even ever cross your mind?"
  • "Can we pretend that we're in love?"
  • "I can't lose you,"
  • "Please go,"
  • "Don't you dare die on me!"
  • "I'm not losing you again!"
  • "I'm incomplete without you,"
  • "I will love you for the rest of my life,"
  • "So this is goodbye?"
  • "Kiss me goodbye."
  • "I loved them and they died."
  • "I was a bet?"
  • "You were nothing but a bet."
  • "Can you hold me?"
  • "I loved and I lost you."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "The worst day of loving someone is when you lose them."
  • "It hurts like hell,"
  • "I'm not coming back."
  • "You're never coming back?"
  • "What do you mean you're dying!"
  • "Come back to me,"
  • "What happened?!"
  • "They're dead!"
  • "Where's my love,"
  • "Don't do this,"
  • "I'll see you again."
  • "There's nothing we can do to bring them back."
  • "I don't want to be alone anymore,"
  • "You promised you'd never leave me."
  • "First love, you remember what that's like?"
  • "If I don't have you I have nothing at all,"
  • "I'm not going to fight you,"
  • "You're my friend."
  • "It's too late to apologize."
  • "You left me!"
  • "You left us!"
  • "You chose them over me,"
  • "I need you,"
  • "I was hoping that you'd stay."
  • "I never lied to you,"
  • "You said you might die so what the hell?"
  • "It's a bad joke,"
  • "We can never be the same again,"
  • "You don't need you,"
  • "You're not alone."
  • "You broke my heart."
  • "It made me think of you."
  • "You're my world."
  • "Do I wanna know?"
  • "So sad to see you go,"
  • "This is it, isn't it."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Are you hurt?"
  • "I'll go with you."
  • "How bad is it?"
  • "My feelings for you are real, they always have been."
  • "Someday you'll understand."
  • "Because I love you,"
  • "There was just something about them,"
  • "I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
  • "It wasn't an act."
  • "Time doesn't heal everything."
  • "This is your fault!"
  • "Tell me what to do!"
  • "I didn't mean for this to happen."
  • "Everythings a mess."
  • "You ruined my life,"
  • "Do you still love me?"
  • "You gotta get up, we have to go."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "It was nothing,"
  • "I'll do something."
  • "You're safe here,"
  • "Don't forget me."
  • "I ruined this,"
  • "You ruined this."
  • "Quiet is violent."
  • "You promised me!"
  • "Stop lying with those words."
  • "If this is some kind of sick joke, you better tell me!"
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm not ready to say goodbye."
  • "I don't want to go,"
  • "I loved you,"
  • "You don't have to do this,"
  • "I'm afraid it's never going to be okay again."
  • "I'm terrified,"
  • "You're a monster."
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "Only fools fall for you,"
  • "Everything comes to an end,"
  • "I thought I loved you."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "It's unbearable."
  • "You're my first love."
  • "I never wanted to hurt you,"
  • "I was here,"
  • "Help me,"
  • "They won..."
  • "You don't love them."
  • "You're breaking my heart,"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "It's a waste of time,"
  • "You're all I want."
  • "I've always loved you!"
  • "I can pretend anymore."
  • "i didn't have a choice!"
  • "What if it's agony now and it's hell later on?"
  • "Love I will let you go,"
  • "I left behind something great."
  • "I want you back,"
  • "I don't regret any of it, not if it kept you safe."
  • "Get over yourself,"
  • "You'll be the death of me."
  • "Everything just fell apart."
  • "What the hell am I doing here?"
  • "I want you so much but I hate your guts."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be."
  • "You still like them, don't you?"
  • "What are you doing?!"
  • "I did this to protect you!"
  • "Don't cry,"
  • "I'm not crying,"
  • "I'm dying,"
  • "A-Are you alright?"
  • "I'll come back for you."
  • "I've never felt so alone."
  • "You don't love me! You don't even know me!"
  • "I don't even know who you are anymore."
  • "I don't even know who I am anymore,"
  • "Please let me do this for you."
  • "You're one of the lucky ones."
  • "It's never going to be okay."
Last Words
  • "What are you gonna do, kill me?"
  • "Keep them safe"
  • "I need you to move on after I'm gone."
  • "Kill me"
  • "Of course I trust you."
  • "Just end it"
  • "I'll come back"
  • "I just want you to know that I love you, okay?"
  • "Watch this"
  • "Give them hell"
  • "What does this do?"
  • "I don't feel good"
  • "I can't fight anymore. It hurts too much"
  • "I'm scared"
  • "Tell _____ that I love them"
  • "Get out of here! Now! While you still can!"
  • "I'll see you in hell"
  • "It wasn't your fault."
  • "You need to trust me."
  • "Why is it so dark?"
  • "No! This cannot be! I am invincible!"
  • "I'll buy you as much time as I can. Don't waste it."
  • "Live. Do that for me. Just get out alive."
  • "Don't cry"
  • "It's a flesh wound"
  • "It's perfectly safe"
  • "I don't regret anything."
Next Generation HP Things
  • Teddy is “the cool cousin.” 
  • James is “that little bastard who keeps messing up his potions on purpose to see the ‘pretty fireworks’”. 
  • Albus is “oh god, not another one. He’s going to be just like his brother!” (except he’s not just like his brother. He actually tries.)
  • Lily is a sweetheart. Need I say more? She’s obviously a sweetheart. Except… she’s got a bit of her oldest brother’s mischievous streak, so she likes to explode potions, too. 
  • Scorpius and Albus are friends and both in Slytherin, because I like the idea of a Potter being in Slytherin, but I’m not too fond of the “Scorpius HAS to be not Slytherin thing.”
  • Everyone thinks they’re dating. They’re THAT pair of friends that always sits really close together and steals each other’s pumpkin juice and shares books. 
  • They aren’t? They are? Who knows?
  • Lysander and Lorcan are really popular in their houses. One is Ravenclaw and one is Hufflepuff and they’ve got a whole tutoring system set up with Rose.
  • Rose is, in the teachers’ books, “most likely to get out of here alive, just like her mom.”
  • Teddy gets a job at Hogwarts doing Merlin-knows-what because Harry has a life crisis and is like, “I NEED SOMEONE KEEPING AN EYE ON MY CHILDREN SO THEY DON’T DIE LIKE I NEARLY DID!!!!!”
  • Neville offers but Harry’s like, “Neville, you had enough dealing with me.” and Neville’s like, “You’re right. Good plan.”
  • Victoire is a healer. She’s really damn good at it. 
  • George’s kids are banned from having any of their dad’s merchandise on campus. The teachers just aren’t taking the chance. 
  • Draco and Harry are Quidditch Dads who have angry face-offs in the bleachers even though their kids are on the SAME DAMN TEAM. It’s ridiculous. 
  • Headmistress McGonagall gives the two of them detention before remembering they graduated and have jobs and lives. 
  • They’re nice guys (are they?) so they sit through two hours of detention with Aunt Minerva (but don’t call her that if you want to live). 
  • Rose and Hugo are inseparable Hugo’s first year because he’s nervous as hell, but then he makes friends and starts a club devoted to continuing  his uncles’ (Fred and George’s) legacy as pranksters. 
  • Everyone thinks it’s Roxanne and Fred II until Hugo feels guilty and turns himself in. 
  • The teachers are SHOCKED. 
  • He gives them the Sad Weasley Eyes and gets his detention time cut in half. 
  • Scorpius and Albus get too close to each other during Quidditch and Albus knocks Scorpius off his broom. It looks like he could do one of two things: Catch the goddamn snitch or rescue his friend. 
  • He doesn’t think twice before rescuing his friend.
  • Later everyone asks Scorpius if he was scared and he says, “For a second, but then I remembered Al was right there and I wasn’t scared anymore. I knew he’d help me, ‘cause I’d do the same for him.”
  • Cue the chorus of “aaaaaaaawwwwwwww!”
  • I’m done here. It’s midnight and I’m rambling and my sister would be so ashamed. 

deancas au; 1,3k

Winter and glasses don’t mix. Unfortunately, it seems no one informed Cas’s ophthalmologist about it and she remains convinced that glasses and winter do, in fact, mix. More than that, in Cas’s case, they have to—unless he wants his sight to degrade even further than it already has due to two decades of neglect.

And so there he is now, freezing his nose off on the steel frames. He should have listened to Anna when she recommended the thick, plastic ones. They just didn’t seem very practical at the time, and now that’s just another regret.

At least, it stopped snowing.

The bright side of wearing glasses, of course—winter or not—is that Cas can now read the bus timetable without having to, figuratively, press his nose to it. He can even see the number of the incoming bus from the very crossroads and consequently spare himself the guessing and getting to the door last.

He really should have gotten glasses sooner.

Cas gathers his bags off the bench and moves towards the middle entrance. As soon as the door opens he steps into the warmth of the crowded vehicle. The puff of heated air envelops his face and—

The world goes white.

All of it.

Well, almost all of it; there are still colors and movement on the periphery of his vision. The entire center field is obscured by dense, white fog.

He stops in his tracks, shifts all heavy bags into one hand to free the other but the incoming passengers keep pushing him forward. Blinded, he attempts to move toward the rear end of the bus without stumbling. There’s too much hustle to try wiping the steam off the glasses now; with half a dozen shoulders pressing on him from all sides, he can’t even lift the freed hand.

The jam loosens, slightly, when the doors close and Cas manages to find a little safe footing. He reaches to the glasses but the tips of his fingers can barely brush the frames when the bus starts and the yank sends Cas tumbling forward.

He shoots his free hand up in a futile attempt to grab a strap and collides into someone’s chest. A strong scent of cologne fills him up as his nose sinks into the man’s collar. An arm wraps around Cas on instinct. The man stills them both easily.

“Got you,” a low voice purrs above his ear.

A hot blush creeps up Cas’s cheeks.

“I’m sorry,” he mumbles, trying to pull away.

The steam covering his glasses begins to recede around the edges, but still not enough to make out the face in front of him.

“S’fine,” the man says, loosening his hold, but doesn’t let go entirely until Cas finds the strap over his head. “Let me help ya, buddy.”

He gently pulls the glasses off Cas’s nose before Cas can protest. He starts wiping them with a handkerchief in his other hand, elbow locked around a pole. His eyes are trained on his own working fingers, the corners of his lips are raised in a tiny smirk. He must be around Cas’s age, maybe a couple years younger, and, Dear God, even without the glasses Cas can tell he’s beautiful.

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The Librarians Sentence Starter
  • 1: "You people... DON'T APPRECIATE ART!"
  • 2: "That this house is the Star Trek transporter or maybe even the TARDIS!"
  • 3: "Just out of curiosity, what roles are you playing?"
  • 4: "Are there any languages you don't speak?"
  • 5: "Why in the hell should I listen to you?"
  • 6: "How about we just all hold hands, bow our heads and be grateful that we're all here safe together."
  • 7: "Love is the supreme power! It trumps everything!"
  • 8: "And you're willing to risk your life for him?"
  • 9: "I never know what I'm doing. That's my superpower."
  • 10: "You know what I'm thinking?"
  • 11: "I'm thinking that I can can run faster than you 'cause you've been stabbed."
  • 12: "Who's up for movies? I've got "Night," "Day," "Dawn," "Land," and "City" of the Living Dead!"
  • 13: "Your mother did not hug you enough, did she?"
  • 14: "You have an incredible talent for turning a bad situation into a worse-case scenario."
  • 15: "Excuse me, I'm going to take care of my desperately not wanting to be here."
  • 16: "I've gone into the field with experienced soldiers with a good plan, good Intel, and still come home with nothing but dog tags."
  • 17: "It wasn't your fault. You did good but sometimes, you just lose."
  • 18: "Again? This is the third time this place has been attacked since I started working here. We need to have a serious talk about the so-called security."
Timebreaker - A Summary
  • Sabine: do I look good
  • Marinette: yeah mum you look fine
  • Tom: ???me?
  • Marinette: you lOOK FINE
  • Marinette: GO AND EAT YOUR FOOD
  • Tom: thanks love u
  • Sabine: don't forget this! really! important! thing! kid!
  • Marinette: lmao don't worry I'll remember
  • Marinette: bye
  • Marinette: merDE THE BET
  • Alya: ARE YOU COMING OR NOT
  • Marinette: HOLD YOUR HORSES IM ON MY WAY
  • Alya: HURRY UP
  • Marinette: OKAY ILL JUST AVOID THAT REALLY IMPORTANT THING ALIX IS MUCH BETTER
  • Mr Kubdel: Alix did you have to just wear the same thing u always wear
  • Alix: father don't question me I know what I'm doing
  • Me Kubdel: okay
  • Mr Kubdel: listen u want a cool-ass pocket watch with a hologram
  • Alix: hell yeah I want it
  • Mr Kubdel: here u go my child
  • Mr Kubdel: now go forth and win that bet you made with the tall kid
  • Alix: I will not let you down father
  • Alix: key Kim imma beat ur ass
  • Kim: well imma steal your rollerblades that are way too small for me
  • Max: listen would you two shut the fuck up
  • Marinette: I'm FINE I MADE IT
  • Alya: FOR GOD'S SAKE MARINETTE ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET US IN TOUBLE
  • Alix: wait a hot minute I forgot Alya please hold this very sacred and important thing that is 100 times more important that your blog
  • Alya: but my blog
  • Alix: TAKE CARE OF IT
  • Alya: MERDE MARINETTE YOU HOLD IT
  • Marinette: BUT THE BANNER
  • Marinette: AGH THERE IT GOES
  • Adrien: (I forgot to mention that this is the one episode Adrien and Nathanael actually stood next to each other, which is the only content I'm ever going to get) o h n o
  • Adrien: DONT WORRY I GOT IT
  • Marinette: THANK YOU CUTE GUY THAT JUST WINKED AT ME
  • Chloe: lmao what's this trash
  • Adrien: Chloe nO
  • Chloe: oops my hand slipped
  • Alix: *skates over the top of her watch*
  • Alix: KIM I TOLD YOU I'D KICK YOUR SORRY ASS
  • Chloe: I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
  • Alix: wait
  • Alix: you actual fools
  • Alix: I'm going to kill you that was priceless
  • Everyone but Sabrina: Alix we feel so sorry for you
  • Sabrina: *evil smiling carrot*
  • Marinette: Alix wait
  • Alix: no listen you piece of shit
  • Alix: that had a HOLOGRAM
  • Alix: leave me alone
  • Marinette: OH HOLY CRAP THE IMPORTANT THING
  • Alya: YOU WORTHLESS IDIOT
  • Marinette: *races home*
  • Marinette: I'm so sorry I was at this other thing
  • Nadja: no problems kiddo just give me my cake
  • Tikki: Marinette have you noticed that people are freezing up
  • Marinette: oh
  • Marinette: OH
  • Marinette: THAT IS NOT GOOD
  • Tikki: NO IT ISNT
  • Ladybug: LISTEN HERE YOU NEED TO STOP
  • Timebreaker: try my
  • Ladybug: CHAT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
  • Chat: IM HERE PUNSPUNSPUNS
  • Ladybug: AGHLLFS WHAT DO WE DO WE NEED THAT AKUMA
  • Timebreaker: time to die
  • Chat: HELL NO THATS MY GIRL
  • Titanic music: baaaa ba ba ba ba baaa ba ba baa ba baaaaa baaa
  • Chat: dead
  • Ladybug: ASDFGHJKL WHY
  • Timebreaker: BACK IN TIME
  • Ladybug: yo past me go home and come back
  • Hawkmoth: YES MORE
  • Akuma: flap flap
  • Timebreaker: *multiplies*
  • Ladybug: *also multiplies*
  • Chat: puns
  • Fight sequence: lasts a long time
  • Ladybug: YEAH IM DONE
  • Other ladybug: ok bye
  • Other ladybug: *fades from existence*
  • Alix: woah you fixed my watch thanks bro
  • Hawkmoth: ffs why
  • Marinette: nice anniversary?
  • Sabine & Tom: alright
  • FINISH
Family Vacation quotes
  • Lunafreya: If you think my grown ass isn't going to try and squeeze into that Princess Stroller, you got another thing coming! Hold my shoes!
  • ~~~
  • Gladiolus: If you keep being this way, I will show up to your wedding in flip-flops and socks.
  • Me: Try me, big guy! Don't think I won't kick your ass in a wedding dress!
  • ~~~
  • Ignis: He looks like a gods damn unsalted peanut! Get out of my face!
  • Prompto: I'm offended for him, geez Iggy, calm down.
  • ~~~
  • Noctis: Where ya going, I'm still mad and sad.
  • ~~~
  • Gladiolus: The fact I can quote the Lion King from memory means everything to me.
  • ~~~
  • Ravus: If you hand me an Oreo thin, I'm gonna punch you in the face, double stuff all the way.
  • ~~~
  • Noctis: I am a grown adult, I can do whatever I want, and don't need help with shit!
  • Gladiolus: Your shoes untied.
  • Noctis: What Ignis! Help!
  • Ignis: We got you Velcro after the last incident.
  • ~~~
  • Noctis: If you hand me that tofu I will throw the largest adult tantrum Eos has ever seen. Don't test me!
  • ~~~
  • Prompto: I woke up at 2 am and she was just eating a pickle. I figured that I'd let her have her moment.
  • ~~~
  • Ignis: She didn't have a plate she was just eating the cake like an apple.
  • Gladiolus: She does the same with pineapple, it's both beautiful and horrifying.
  • ~~~
  • Cindy: Sorry got distracted by my own boobs, what's up?
  • ~~~
  • Lunafreya: Do you think I should ask her out?
  • Ravus: You've been flirting with her for 10 minutes maybe.
  • Lunafreya: Hey! You wanna go out!
  • Ravus: I wouldn't have yelled it across the park but you do you.
  • ~~~
  • Ignis: *notices a child screaming* Soon they will learn to do this inside, I'm still waiting for Noct and Prompto to learn.
  • Noctis & Prompto: Not likely.
  • ~~~
  • Araena: We don't know anyone who is straight, hell this morning you told me you'd trade your doughnut for a kiss from Prompto.
  • Prompto: Aww that's so...wait what kind of doughnut?
  • Noctis: Sprinkles.
  • Prompto: Aww you do care.
  • ~~~
  • Me: *Muttering to myself* You useless lesbian.
  • Prompto: Aren't you bisexual?
  • Me: Yeah but the lesbian side is winning today.
  • ~~~
  • Ravus: Come over here so I can hit you.
  • Ignis: Why are you going to go!
  • ~~~
  • Gladiolus: How many cups did you have today?
  • Ignis: That's none of your damn business.
  • ~~~
  • Prompto: Noctis broke up our friendship last night because I never cried at him dressing fancy, but I did at that Chocobo dressed in a top hat and tie.
  • Noctis: I looked better!
  • ~~~
  • Prompto: None of us deserve a big toblerone.
  • ~~~
  • Ignis: Where were you?
  • Gladiolus: Had to stop and take a picture of a dude with two turtles fucking on his shirt.
  • Noctis: That's a good a reason if any.
  • Prompto: Can...can we see?
  • ~~~
  • Ravus: *to Noctis* You can't talk to her right now because I'm talking to her right now.
  • Noctis: I can talk to her whenever I want!
  • Ravus: No you can't, she's the Princess.
  • Lunafreya: Rae...
  • Ravus: She's the Princess.
  • Lunafreya: *looks to Noctis distressed* I'm the Princess.
  • ~~~
  • Hakuna Matata starts playing
  • Gladiolus to Ignis: Don't you start!
  • Ignis: *muttering* Damn lazy people.
  • ~~~
  • Me: All Frogs carry guns and knives.
  • Ravus: Why must you be this way?
  • ~~~
  • Me: *laughing at myself after getting emotional about explaining FFXV* This damn game has ruined my life.
I Think I Was Meant To Be Next To You

Pairing: Jeremy Heere/ Michael Mell

Words: 2.449

Summary: “I really like you. In a “I want to hold your hand and your dick sometimes” kind of way.”

(Michael takes Jeremy to see the sunrise on the beach)

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The 100 ways to say 'I love you' femslash edition
  • 1. "I always know when you're lying"
  • 2. "You, kids; I can see it"
  • 3. "You just wake up like that, naturally flawless"
  • 4. "It's fun seeing you like this"
  • 5. "I got a bottle of schnapps and half a rhubarb pie; let's see which one makes us sick first"
  • 6. "I just want to make crazy science with you"
  • 7. "It’s a big cliff, you just have to leap"
  • 8. "I think we're gonna be really fast friends"
  • 9. "We have nothing in common... couldn’t be more different"
  • 10. "You don't deserve any of this, so just put it on me and I'll take it"
  • 11. "You might be nuts but what can I say - you're my kind of crazy"
  • 12. "Sorry I'm late. It's nice to see you"
  • 13. "Maybe I'm going to get my heart broken into a million little pieces, but those are just maybes, and you can't live your life according to maybes"
  • 14. "You said it yourself; this is about us"
  • 15. "So what are we gonna do, gorgeous?"
  • 16. "We're kind of friends, huh?"
  • 17. "Maybe we should just marry each other"
  • 18. "I double dare you; kiss me now"
  • 19. "I'm staying here because I wanna stay here"
  • 20. "Before we get started, I just want you to know, if you're a screamer, feel free"
  • 21. "I want us to be friends; would you like that?"
  • 22. "How will I survive without my best friend?"
  • 23. "I’m not afraid of you"
  • 24. "You don't have to hide from anyone anymore"
  • 25. "What the hell, you want some?"
  • 26. "I'd pick you first"
  • 27. "Would you be surprised to learn you’ve been on my mind?"
  • 28. "It is nice to have you. Here. Have you here."
  • 29. "You should come with me"
  • 30. "It was the only way I could think of to save you"
  • 31. "Don't be afraid"
  • 32. "Who can say if I've been changed for the better but because I knew you, I have been changed for good"
  • 33. "Don't forget me"
  • 34. "The geek speak is working, Doctor"
  • 35. "You need my help"
  • 36. "You are physically flawless"
  • 37. "There's someone in particular that's really worried about you"
  • 38. "I heart you"
  • 39. "I’m not going anywhere"
  • 40. "Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I counted the number of times you’d smile at me, and I’d die on days that you didn’t"
  • 41. "Any guy would be insanely lucky to go out with you"
  • 42. "I'm under your spell"
  • 43. "I’m not gonna stop trying; even if you still wanna kill me"
  • 44. "When I'm with you I feel like I'm a better person"
  • 45. "May we meet again"
  • 46. "A lot of pressure up there"
  • 47. "Thank you for inviting me"
  • 48. "I promised you once I'd help you get your happy ending"
  • 49. "I'm so glad that I met you"
  • 50. "I just want you to be safe"
  • 51. "You're a celestial body"
  • 52. "Prettiest girl I’ve ever met, but you’re a lot more than that"
  • 53. "You are deceptively complex; I do not understand you"
  • 54. "I’ve been waiting out here all night"
  • 55. "How do you say goodbye to the one person who knows you better than anyone else?"
  • 56. "What do you like to do?"
  • 57. "You certainly know how to make a first impression"
  • 58. "I know you're in there; I can see the light's on"
  • 59. "Were we really friends?"
  • 60. "My gift to you is good memories"
  • 61. "No; I'm not leaving without you"
  • 62. "It’s good to see you again"
  • 63. "Where you go, I'm at your side"
  • 64. "Fuck this guy; so many people are gonna love you"
  • 65. "I never meant to let you down"
  • 66. "In 1698 it might as well have been sex"
  • 67. "I’ll kiss your dumb lips"
  • 68. "You’re so special to me"
  • 69. "I know that was you"
  • 70. "Never thought I'd be so happy to see someone in pain"
  • 71. "I’m going with you"
  • 72. "You're not like anyone I've ever met, in any of my many lifetimes"
  • 73. "I choose you; I will always choose you"
  • 74. "The past doesn’t matter anymore, you’re with me now"
  • 75. "I'll say it when you come back"
  • 76. "You can tell me anything"
  • 77. "I just want you to know you're safe with me"
  • 78. "You made it"
  • 79. "I always made you think your feelings for me were totally one-sided, that wasn’t true; those kisses weren’t just for practice"
  • 80. "You deserve the best of everything"
  • 81. "You’re going to hate me forever and that would just break my heart"
  • 82. "You taking something for the pain?"
  • 83. "Always"
  • 84. "I really want you to come... with me"
  • 85. "Well, if you need anything, I'm around"
  • 86. "You do whatever it takes to protect your family"
  • 87. "I release you"
  • 88. "You're still cute"
  • 89. "I need a favor"
  • 90. "I'm not leaving, friends don't do that to one another"
  • 91. "I have a cure for a headache that doesn't involve coffee"
  • 92. "Hey, look, I hugged you there! Did you see how I hugged you?"
  • 93. "Don't make me climb over this stall; I'll do it but I'll be really pissed"
  • 94. "You're my person"
  • 95. "You should have a muffin; they're really good and they help you"
  • 96. "Dance with me"
  • 97. "You deserve it more than anyone; go, let yourself be loved"
  • 98. "You minx"
  • 99. "You've change me and I am not easy to change"
  • And...
  • 100. "I love you"
4

This was better in my head  

Joining the bandwagon of the Personality ah Swap au by @samijen​ 

Their meeting probably wouldn’t happen like this but I just wanted this to be more of a thing. Though with Ryan having Ray’s personality he’s likely joking but Ray doesn’t need to know that.

And Jack has probably left to make bets with the other dudes about when these guys are gonna hook up. 
Bonus hours later:

Fucking nerd

  • Tom, in his mind: (Dude, what are you doing? We're blowing this!) Well, what were we supposed to say? We don't even know what made him like us in the first place. (Fine, fine. Just calm down. Hard part's over. As long as he does't throw any curveballs at us, I think we're good.)
  • Harry: So...what should we do now?
  • Tom, still in his mind: (FUCK!) What the hell is he talking about? What comes after sex? (I don't know! All the dating sims just go to credits at this point!) Well, he asked us a question, so we have to say something. (Look, just say anything!) Anything? (ANYTHING?! Just...say it with confidence.) Er, alright! Here goes nothing!
  • Tom: We should get married.
  • Tom, back in his mind: (NOOOOOOOOOO!) What?! You said "say anything"! (ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT, OBVIOUSLY!) I'M SORRY, I DON'T DO WELL UNDER PRESSURE! (*sigh* You know what? It's fine. We'll play it off as a joke. No harm done.
  • Harry, in tears: Yes! Let's do it!
  • Tom: (YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!) Hey, he seems pretty happy about it! Maybe he knows something we don't!
  • Harry, in his mind: (BITCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES?!) I DON'T KNOOOOOWW!
  • Ezra's Left Brain: Dude, what are you doing?! We're blowing this!
  • Ezra's Right Brain: Well, what were we supposed to say?! We don't know what made her like us in the first place!
  • LB!Ezra: Fine, fine. Just calm down. Hard part's over. As long as she doesn't throw us any curveballs, I think we're good.
  • Sabine: So...what should we do now?
  • LB!Ezra: FUCK!
  • RB!Ezra: What the hell is she talking about?! What comes after sex?!
  • LB!Ezra: I don't know! All the dating sims just go to credits at this point!
  • RB!Ezra: Well, she asked us a question, so we have to say something!
  • LB!Ezra: Look, just say anything!
  • RB!Ezra: Anything?!
  • LB!Ezra: Anything! Just...say it with confidence.
  • RB!Ezra: Eh, alright! Here goes nothing!
  • Ezra: We should get married.
  • LB!Ezra: NNOOOOOO!!!!
  • RB!Ezra: What?! You said "Say anything"!
  • LB!Ezra: ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT, OBVIOUSLY!
  • RB!Ezra: I'M SORRY, I DON'T DO WELL UNDER PRESSURE!
  • LB!Ezra: [sighs] You know what? It's fine. We'll play it off as a joke. No harm done.
  • Sabine: [crying Tears of Joy] Yes! Let's do it!
  • LB!Ezra: YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
  • RB!Ezra: Hey, she seems pretty happy about it! Maybe she knows something we don't!
  • Sabine's Left Brain: BITCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES?!?!
  • Sabine's Right Brain: I DON'T KNOOOOOOWW!!!

anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound weird probably. I don't ship Rick and Morty, but I'm not against the shippers. I'll be honest. I really, really enjoy everyone's artwork and dedication in this fandom, it's so fucking cool to see it and I respect the hell out of all of you. I will never ship it, but I will never hate anyone for it. I don't know if that sounds weird, I love the art but don't ship it??? Anyway, keep doing what you're doing, same for everyone else.

No, it’s not weird. It’s definitely not weird to appreciate good art and recognize the effort and dedication people put into their work. I’m sure you’re in the same boat as a lot of other people in this fandom.

You don’t have to ship a certain pairing to enjoy what a fandom community puts out, anon. Don’t believe anyone who says otherwise. You have a right to be entitled to your own opinion, and that includes being able to enjoy artwork of whatever the fuck you want. If it just so happens to be of a pair you don’t ship? Then so be it. No one should judge you for it.

As for me and this fandom, I don’t really care if you ship C137cest or you prefer pairing Rick or Morty with other characters. It doesn’t matter to me. We’re all alike in sharing our love for this show, aren’t we? And I find it beautiful that each of us do our part in making it such an engaging, funny, and lively community. I find myself reblogging artwork and reading fics for pairings I don’t ship just because the artist/writer did such a damn good job making it and you could clearly see the love and hard work they put into it. It’s just a natural reaction to seeing something worth noticing.

This is why I don’t understand why antis have so much hatred. They only seem to  want to tear fellow fans down. We may all love the same show, but not everyone likes it because of the same reasons as everyone else. Fandom is a diverse community filled with diverse opinions, and if your preferences happen to clash with another person’s, well… that’s not out of the ordinary. Rick and Morty is a fictional show. It constantly trolls viewers. It never takes itself seriously. So why should you? There’s absolutely no need to wage wars over it. No need to have battles of morality or throw tantrums when someone makes shippy art of two fictional characters (Are you kidding me???). Just ignore it and move on. If antis really cared about the things they got offended over, they’d find better things to do than attack innocent fans who create stuff but make sure to stay in their lane.

Sorry this got too long, anon. But the gist of what I’m saying is: thank you, we will definitely keep doing what we’re doing; and hopefully, I’d have eased a little of your discomfort about liking stuff that you might not usually like.

In response to the request about riding CEO!Tom in the back of a limo

He knew what you were doing just as well as you did when you leaned down in front of him to fix the strap on your shoe. You heard him grumble behind you when he accidentally ran into you, his hands grabbed at your waist so that you wouldn’t topple over.

“Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to stop the flow of traffic,” you turned around to smile sweetly back up at him. He nodded and smiled a forced smile with furrowed eyebrows.

“Sure you didn’t, just like I didn’t mean to do that in front of all these people.” He growled, you were confused.

“Do what-” you stopped talking when Tom gripped your ass hard, his hand slipping under the edge of your skirt.

“Thomas!” He had surprised you that time, you never expected him to be that forward. Your insides were warm liquid with his touch, you felt yourself getting more turned on than you felt appropriate in public. Especially when you knew you were going to have to wait all night before you would get any real action from Tom. He had a dinner meeting tonight and dragged you along because the other men had planned on bringing their significant others. He was dressed nice in your favorite suit, a blue pinstripe. You wore his favorite skirt, it was only his favorite because it barely even existed. You were surprised he even let you out of the house like that, let alone to a business meeting. Tom had been antsy all day, having to come home straight from work then go to a meeting. You two hadn’t had enough time to, how do you say, relieve the tension. 

You straightened up and adjusted your skirt as you made the way to your limo. You tried to hide your smile while goosebumps were still raised on your arms and legs. Tom followed very closely behind you, his hand hot like fire on the small of your back. You could smell his intoxicating scent with every gust of wind in the New York night. 

“178 Broadway, sir, correct?” The driver’s voice was smooth and he seemed to be an older gentleman.

“Yes, thank you.” Tom’s voice was the same, silky and commanding. The driver rolled up the partition and Tom pulled you onto his lap. You felt that he was growing hard through his pants. You tried not to make it worse, really, you did. 

“I know what you’ve been trying to do all night.” He growled in your ear and you felt your panties become damp. Your breathing quickened as you tried to manage a response.

“Oh? What’s that?” Was all you could think to reply, immediately after you realized it was a mistake.

“Oh, I don’t know darling. Maybe the pictures you sent me at the office today, wearing the skirt you wore the first time I fucked you- you know it’s my favorite. Wearing my favorite perfume and teasing me all the way here after you know I’ve been wanting you all day. ” His voice was raspy and his response made your breath catch in your throat. Tom’s grip on your waist tightened, one hand letting go to rest high on your thigh. 

You’d honestly forgotten about the pictures, oops. You scooted back on his lap, getting comfortable considering the ride was evidently going to be very, very long. 

“Don’t even think about it.” Tom picked you up and moved you off of his lap so that you were sitting on the floor of the limo in front of him. His eyes were dark and swimming with a look you’d seen many a time. You knew you were in trouble when he loosened his tie, you gulped and he start to smirk. 

“Now princess, I want you to be quiet about this if you don’t mind. We wouldn’t want to upset our driver, right?” His voice melted your insides even more than his touch had, you wanted him and he wanted you, now. He didn’t hesitate to kiss you, his lips burning into yours with a passion you’d never be able to forget.

“Now what do you have to say to me?” He growled as his lips traveling down your neck, hands working quick at the buttons on your shirt. Soon, it was off and you wore only your black lace bra. You had been propped up on your knees, hands behind you and then suddenly a silk tie was around them. You groaned and he stopped abruptly.

“Yes, sir.” You squeaked and he smiled down at you, one hand coming to tilt your chin up.

“Good girl,” he kissed you again, harder and needier. You heard his belt unbuckle and you sighed with relief even though you couldn’t see what he was doing, you knew what was happening. Your stomach flipped and you were full of desire. Filled to the brim with a need for him, you watched him him release his hard member from his boxers. You were constantly surprised by his size. No matter how many times you’d seen, felt, had him inside you. He pumped a few times before he nodded at you to taste him. 

You leaned forward, carefully wrapping your lips around the head. You wanted to take every bit, but you wanted to take your time. You tried to suppress a moan, but couldn’t help to let a little one pass through your lips. You let him out of your mouth with an accidental “pop”. Then, without warning, Tom spanked you. You squeaked and he did it again.

“Keep making noise and I’ll keep spanking you, princess. You said you’d be quiet.” Tom’s voice sent chills through your body and his hand slipped down to feel you through your thin panties. 

“Ah, you’ve been wanting this just as bad as me, hm?” He whispered, mouth close to your ear. He bit at your earlobe, his breath fanning against your neck. He moved your panties to the side, he was eager to feel your wetness against his fingers. He brushed his fingers over you, and you knew he liked what he felt. You watched him lean away and stick two fingers in his mouth to taste you. He closed his eyes and you stifled a gasp. He pressed his hot lips to yours, he tasted like you. You felt him trail his fingers back down, your stomach clenching every time he got closer to your soaking core. He traced a circle around your entrance, his thumb resting on your clit. He slipped a finger inside of you and then another, he was in a hurry to fuck you. You could tell when he pushed your panties down to your knees and he grabbed you by the waist. He turned you so that you were facing the seat in front of you and his hot breath spread across the back of your neck. Your wrist still tied behind you. You were squirming for him at this point.

“Please, Tom.” You had tried to be quiet this whole time, but you couldn’t help it. You felt his cock still at your entrance and you bucked your hips towards him. 

“I said be quiet, didn’t I?” And your mouth instantly shut, you knew he wouldn’t give you what you wanted otherwise. He teased you for a second and then he filled you with the one thing you’d been wanting all night. You took in a sharp breath and tried to stop yourself from letting out a moan of relief. 

“Please, fuck me,” you whimpered and you heard him growl with lust.

“You don’t have to tell me twice, Kitten. ” Tom was swift as he gave you all he had. You were full, absolutely to the brim, with him. Your insides coursed with hot passion and you figured he knew better than you being quiet considering he placed a spare hand over your mouth. You groaned against it and you heard him do the same softly. 

“We’re here, sir.” The driver rolled down the partition just as you finished your shirt’s last button. Tom adjusted his tie and smiled politely at the man. You silently hoped for round two on the way home.

anonymous asked:

I'm in a perfect relationship with a girl(I'm a guy) and my friend who I told her wasn't a problem and would never be a thing came to visit. She was staying with us and her and I went out. when we got back she kissed me in the car, one thing led to another and we were in the back seat, I fucked the hell out of her and she blew me and my girlfriend has no idea. Don't know what to do next but definitely wanting more

From Heaven and to Hell
  • "People don't start broken."
  • "You enjoy punishing people, don't you?"
  • "I hate not having a choice."
  • "Hell, it's not so bad."
  • "Rest now. You earned it."
  • "It is your time to be punished."
  • "I can't let them come to harm."
  • "You didn't deserve what happened to you."
  • "I don't know why I'm here."
  • "Where am I?"
  • "Welcome to eternity."
  • "I think I'm going to be sick."
  • "It's not entirely what you think it is."
  • "You have a job to do."
  • "That is simply vile."
  • "Is heaven really paradise?"
  • "Do not touch me!"
  • "Am I really dead?"
  • "I'm sorry that this happened to you."
  • "I enjoy my job."
  • "I'm here to protect you."
  • "... I have no idea what to do here."
  • "You are going to hell, even if I have to drag you there personally."
  • "No one will get past me."
  • "You need to punish those who deserve it."
  • "There are others more deserving than I am."
  • "You can change your ways."
  • "Go to hell."
  • "Earth is filled with children that have an absent parent."
  • "My cause is righteous."
  • "Please, please don't make me go down there!"
  • "I'll gladly die in their place."

scienceghostgirl  asked:

I'm really terrified for the future. I have no clue how big Donald Trump and all his scandals will get, I don't know of the government is there for us or not anymore. I'm scared of and for my fellow American citizens. I'm scared of what will happen and I know complaining will only make it worse... but still what do you think may happen and how to fix this?

There’s a lot here and I think a solid chunk of the world is in the same boat. I don’t want to speculate about Donald Trump and his potential/inevitable demise. Mostly because who the hell knows how it will turn out, but I will say I don’t think we’re going to have a president who feels compelled to resign for the sake of “the office of the presidency” like Nixon did. We’re in the scandal machine for the long haul and it’s going to get worse before it gets better.

I’ll leave the Donald Trump thing at that, but one thing you said is on my mind a lot. The bit about “I’m scared of and for my fellow American citizens” I think is the real core of the problem here. That’s the piece of all of this that is really going to destroy our country in the long run and if anything catastrophic ever happens that feeling of unease for, and towards, our fellow Americans will be a main catalyst. I don’t know how that ends, but the level of disdain American’s feel for each other isn’t healthy for our society at all. The real problem though is in a lot of instances that disdain isn’t unwarranted and people aren’t really going to back down.

How exactly is someone fighting institutional racism peacefully yet forcefully supposed to find common ground with someone who genuinely believes in their heart of hearts that Black Lives Matter is a destabilizing “cop hating terrorist organization.” (I’ve genuinely seen that opinion thrown out there and it’s not that uncommon a narrative in the world of right wing news). I genuinely don’t know how to square that, I don’ t know how America walks back from where we’re at now and I don’t see how we overcome our differences. Issue after issue a similar divide has been created. Which leaves little time to sort out the broader issues that impact all of us and really just fuels the animosity.

Which sucks because the struggle of the average Trump voter is more closely linked to the struggle of the people who have the most to lose under Trump than it is to Donald Trump or any of the people crafting the policy he’ll sign off and take credit for. The problem is though that the discontent that is driving the average Trump voter is real, some of it’s based on real, legitimate economic phenomena, some of it’s based on an incredibly misguided and outright racist backlash to multiculturalism. Untangling those two things will take some time and will be incredibly messy. So at least in the short term bringing those people together just seems impossible in my mind.

Which is the real problem, Trump’s base is genuinely being pushed to desperation in a lot of parts of the country, but in my opinion the Republican party fuels that desperation more than it will ever alleviate it. Until those people can somehow learn to appreciate that the forces that are making their lives genuinely more difficult aren’t the fault of the brown people Donald Trump scapegoats and more broader forces that impact those very same people, I don’t see things getting better.

And I don’t see how we do that. The cultural divide is so massive that I just genuinely don’t know how to build that bridge. Except maybe wait a few decades for some more baby boomers to die, that seems promising.