i don't know what it says though

canon things about lance

  • Whether not he wants to admit it, he’s sensitive and doesn’t take criticism well, but thrives off of appreciation from others.
  • He internalizes what others say. Even though he acts like he doesn’t care what people think, how people view him affects him.
  • When talking to Nyma, he seemed very shallow and flirty at first. After getting to know her and forming a “connection”, he became very sweet and vulnerable (which ultimately made it easy for Nyma to take advantage of him).
  • His main goal is to make other people happy. He’s goofy because he knows it’ll make people smile.
  • He likes lemonade.
  • He’s supportive and optimistic, even at the moments when everyone is despondent. He brings out the best in everyone he knows.
  • He’s selfless and kind, which come out at his brightest moments but also at his lowest moments.
  • His experiences have allowed him to see the other side of love, which have made him an amazing companion and teammate.
  • He’s flexible, and good at adjusting to any new things he’s thrown into.
  • Being a part of Team Voltron has opened his mind and made him an incredible person.
  • Reporter: What is 2+2?
  • Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

anonymous asked:

Kat,,,,,,,keith Cries,,,,,,,,,fanon keith is dead,,,hes,,,,,emotiONAL,,,

Dude. Dude, I know. Here’s some great stuff about Keith that fandom can no longer deny:

  • when asked to describe himself he first comes up blank
  • no mentions of his talents whatsoever?? he’s not arrogant
  • in fact he has no trouble admitting that he’s bad at something
  • keeps saying that he pilots the black lion but refuses to say that he’s the black paladin
  • he thinks that being part Galra might be why he has always been bad at connecting with people 
  • automatically plays around with his knife when the Galra part gets mentioned
  • THE STUPID CHEER FROM S1 IS STILL ON HIS MIND
  • is very straightforward and wants to avoid complicated stuff as much as possible
  • apologized twice for blowing up; he’s self-conscious about his temper
  • [voice crack] “I don’t know why I’m that way”
  • is aware of his abandonment issues
  • is also aware that he puts some walls up
  • tries to compose himself by rubbing his fingers together
  • knows when he is about to cry and promised himself not to do it ((in front of the camera/a potential audience at least))

HE’S. SO GREAT. SO SO GREAT. He’s much more self-aware than fandom gives him credit for. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ;A;

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infodumping about the ocean

BTS as shit my friend says

Seokjin: It’s almost as good looking as me.

Yoongi: Don’t wave at me.

Hoseok: I WANT THAT! LOOK AT THOSE GLOW IN THE DARK PANTIES!

Namjoon: I’m a tree.

Jimin: Look, I got little legs, I’m going to have to speed walk.

Taehyung: We can dab naked.

Jungkook: I’m going to have to fight you if you keep being cheeky

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still trying to break in this t-t-t-tablet so here are some morioh sketches!

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Petition to ban every male involved in tennis from speaking about Serena Williams forever. And ever. +10 if they are white.

Taehyung "declaring" to Jungkook
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> Kookie, I gotta tell you something
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Okay
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> I like you
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Yeah, I kinda knew that-
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> I didn't finish yet. The thing is that Jiminie likes you too, and I know you know that
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> What's your point, TaeTae?
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> I lost on rock-paper-scissors to Jimin, so I had to come here and ask you to chose one of us
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Okay, I guess... you?
  • <b> Taehyung, looking really offended:</b> Are you saying you don't like Jimin? Are you blind?
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Okay, I choose Jimin then
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> No way, if you and Jimin start dating both of you won't have time for me anymore
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Hyung what are you-
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> WE COULD DATE THE THREE OF US
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Hyung I swear to God-
  • <b> Jimin:</b> It's a good idea though
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Since when-
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> Right Jiminie? Okay, now we're all in a relationship
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Wait a minute-
  • <b> Jimin:</b> LET'S GO ON A DATE
  • <b> Taehyung, grabbing Jimin by the hand:</b> HELL YEAH
  • <b> Jungkook, watching them walking away:</b> What the fuck just happened
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Ah Jin: I like trees. They don’t budge, even through storms or typhoons. (Ki Ho: You like them because they don’t budge?) Yes. I don’t like changes. That’s why I like trees. They’re always there, at the same spot.

Ki Ho: I like flowers. (Ah Jin: Why?) Because they’re pretty. They smell nice, too. And they look pretty. I just like looking at them. (Ah Jin: People don’t really say “smell” when describing flowers. They say “fragrance”) Sure. I like the fact that flowers are always changing. They were seeds, then they bore fruit. They make leaves. Then they blossom..and become seeds again. But still they stay fragrant.

Hamilton characters as things I've heard in class
  • Hamilton: I have a pretty big ass I don't get it I'm a dude, I mean, it's a good ass though
  • Burr: Who was the person, who <i>FUCKED</i> A LLAMA.
  • Laurens: What can I say, I like nudes and dudes
  • Lafayette: Bitch I'm <i>proud</i> of my nipples
  • Hercules Mulligan: How about this pick up line, <b>*clears throat*</b> neener neener here's my wiener
  • Washington: JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR FREAKING LINES
  • Eliza: Did you really just wake me up to ask if weed I legal in Texas
  • Angelica: I regret my parents not using a condom
  • Peggy: Are you talking to me or the pasta?
  • King George: okay today I will be reading "Love Letter to Suzy"; <b>clears throat</b> Dear Suzy, you are a bitch, but you're my bitch now
  • Philip: Are ducks mammals?
  • Maria Reynolds: I must strip, it is my natural instinct
  • Jefferson: You make me want to kill myself but I mean that in the best possible way
  • Madison: This isn't small talk, this is depressing talk
  • <b> *Bonus*</b>
  • Jefferson: Bitch I got head that night
  • Hamilton: BET
  • Jefferson: I DID, FIGHT ME
  • Hamilton: YOUR DOG DOESN'T COUNT