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Wow okay there were a lot of good contenders but the anon from Indonesia clearly won (Indonesia is about 9349 mi/15046 km from Texas). As the winner of the Farthest Away From Texas Competition you will receive my love and support and if you send me an ask that says you prefer dogs/cats/both I will post pics of the best dogs I’ve ever met/a pic of my friend Mason’s cat Amadeus/or both. If you can beat Indonesia send me an ask 🌝

Heyo my friendos!!! Just dropping by to say that I’ll probably still be a little more absent out here for the next couple of weeks, or at least use tumblr more casually. 

Things are about to get really busy for me, as the end of the semester is almost around the corner, and I want to be able to enjoy blogging leisurely, without the pressure to reblog, comment or post anything that I’ve been feeling lately. I hope that’s okay! I’ll still be around answering messages from friends and whatnot, though. 

A few more details on how my life has been lately under the cut, both good and…not so good.

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“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

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One of my pet peeves is people on this website reblogging that one image of the space shuttle Columbia breaking up during re-entry to their “aesthetic” blogs, like…um….

one of the most gut-punching lines to me in the entire musical has to be “tomorrow will be far away, tomorrow is the judgement day”. for everyone it really is The Moment where all eyes are on them. imagine how enjolras and les amis must feel when they realize they’ve lost. do they think that this is their punishment for rebelling? could this really be their Judgement? the same goes for valjean. he saves marius, but at what cost? he’s tired and he’s lost his daughter to the man she loves. or, he hasn’t really lost her, but he’s let her move forward in her life. a life seemingly without him as he pulls away. is this his Judgement? it’s like they’ve all planted seeds in a garden they’ll never get to see.

So I get so angry and frustrated with healthy (BOTH physically and mentally) people are lazy. I just can’t stand it because they’re wasting that perfectly good body to sit on their asses and do nothing. Or even have not healthy people do stuff for them.

It makes me so mad because I would kill to have a working body so I could do all the things I’m dying to do. I’d kill to be able to work out and go on adventures and travel the world…and just exist happily in no pain. I would kill for that. I think about it every day.

And then here are these certain people who could do all that and more. But they’re sitting on their asses doing nothing. Too lazy to even walk down the street for something or take the trash out or whatever. It kills me. I just want to scream at them.

I know this isn’t the nicest opinion but it’s something I feel. It’s something that makes me cry and rage. I just want a working body so badly and they’re wasting theirs.

Dave….Dave plz come back on and tell us tomorrow that we will have two or three more seasons…plz…

Legends of tomorrow is like really really good like????? Great hilarious characters and strong female characters???? Awesome actors and amazing villains??? The heroes are not 100% good but that ok because they don’t have to be???? Beautiful characters developments??? Cool storylines and super smart plot twists????? Iconic films references??? It has it all and it keeps getting better I love it so much?????

One time I saw a post here on tumblr where someone said that every bisexual they’ve ever met does finger-guns and as I truly contemplated that statement, reflecting on myself, I thought “I don’t do finger guns…” then, yesterday, I was washing my hands in the bathroom, thinking about I don’t even know what and I realized that I do the noise that goes with finger guns.  I froze, looked up at myself in the mirror and realized I do use finger guns except I only do one and I felt oddly validated in my sexuality. the end.

Question: is it weird that in terms of ASOIAF content I’m looking forward to a lot, one of the things is the inevitable Not A Blog post about the conclusion of the series?

Oh no, not because it’ll have the release date for ADOS. Actually, possibly not even the post about that. I mean a (admittedly theoretical) post where GRRM reminisces about writing the series from beginning to end.

Like, AGOT was published in ‘96 and I think plans for it started early 90s. So by the time ADOS is finished, it’ll probably be about 30 years of his life dedicated to the series. That’s… something. Like, I couldn’t even imagine how that would feel. That post is probably going to rip my heart out because GRRM is good at that.

“I mean we’re basically on a balcony now. It’s like…Romeo and Juliet but in Brooklyn.”  

please read this beautiful, heart-crushing fanfiction that has been killing me since day one of its planning and then talk to me about it