i don't know what i'm doing please help me

text message starters pt. 1
  • [ text; ] this is a terrible idea
  • [ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)
  • [ text; ] i need help.
  • [ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re
  • [ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!
  • [ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?
  • [ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good
  • [ text; ] i love death and dying
  • [ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.
  • [ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING
  • [ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.
  • [ text; ] leave me alone.
  • [ text; ] i said not to talk to me.
  • [ text; ] some-
  • [ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.
  • [ text; ] i'm going to do it.
  • [ text; ] i'm sorry.
  • [ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me
  • [ text; ] you okay?
  • [ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please
  • [ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it
  • [ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy
  • [ text; ] brb, descending into hell.
  • [ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep
  • [ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Can someone help me understand the Ace Spectrum, please? I'm trying to make sense of... things and I'm so confused I don't know what to do.

Of course!

So, the place where I think most of us get confused on our ace identity journey is with separating out types of attraction, and also separating out attraction from sex drive. So let’s talk about those two things:

There are many kinds of attraction, but we’re going to talk about these: sexual, romantic, aesthetic, and sensual. The idea of the split attraction model is that you don’t have to be attracted to someone in more than one of the ways above at the same time to still experience real and powerful attraction of a specific kind. For most allosexual (non-ace spectrum) folks, they tend to experience all four modes of attraction at the same time, and in particular sexual, aesthetic, and sensual attraction are so deeply tied together that they may not realize they’re actually three separate things. In ace folks, those modes of attraction are often not experienced at the same time, and one of them (sexual attraction) may not ever be experienced at all.

Romantic attraction is, well, someone you’re romantically attracted to. You want to spend your time with them, you think about them when they’re gone, they inspire poetry in you, etc etc.

Sexual attraction is basically when you see a person and think, Wow, I’d hit that. This is the kind of attraction people on the ace spectrum either don’t experience at all or don’t experience as often/broadly as allosexual folks, so we’ll come back to this one in a bit.

Aesthetic attraction is when something hits you just right in the beauty department and you want to look at it for a while. In my own personal experience with both myself and my ace friends, this type of attraction is often (but by all means not always or in everyone) hyper-powered in aces. I’m ace, and lemme tell you, there are people I could stare at forever. But I have never once in my entire life looked at one of those people and thought Wow I’d climb them like a tree. Just never happened, probably never will, because I don’t actually experience sexual attraction.

This particular kind of attraction often trips up people who are struggling to understand asexuality, to which I’d suggest this amazing example I’ve seen floating round the interwebs: You ever go out hiking, and you come to the top of a mountain and you see this breathtaking view of other mountains and valleys stretched out for miles before you, and it’s so incredibly beautiful that you just sit right down and stare at it for a while, and maybe you decide to take an early lunch so you can enjoy the view some more because it’s that lovely. But do you at any point want to bang the mountains? No, you do not. (I mean, if you do, we’re not judging, but let’s assume for most folks the answer is no :-p) And that is the difference between aesthetic and sexual attraction.

Sensual attraction is when you see a person and want to touch or hug or cuddle them in a non-sexual way. Some aces don’t experience this at all. Others experience it quite a lot. Still others experience it somewhere in the middle. For some aces it’s tied exclusively to romantic attraction. For others it’s tied to affection in general (familial, platonic, romantic, etc.). For others, it’s tied to aesthetic attraction. There are all kinds of reasons you might experience sensual attraction, but it’s important to remember that it doesn’t have to be tied to sexual attraction in any way.

So, that’s the split attraction model. To make a personal example, I experience aesthetic attraction roughly every 0.4 seconds, romantic and sensual attraction very rarely (and not always together), and sexual attraction literally never (I’m all the way on the far end of the ace spectrum). And my aesthetic attractions don’t necessarily line up with my romantic or sensual attractions, and vice versa. But aces are many and varied and beautiful, and everyone’s going to experience these attractions differently.

The other thing I wanted to talk about is how sexual attraction =/= sex drive. Folks struggling to identify on the ace spectrum often think they’re not “allowed” to be ace because they masturbate, or they watch porn, or they’re experiencing sexual attraction to their current partner. But here’s the thing: all of those experiences are 100% valid and do not make you any less ace.

First, remember that asexuality, like all sexualities, is a spectrum. So you may be all the way on one end of the spectrum like me (never experiences sexual attraction under any circumstance), or you may be demisexual (only experiences sexual attraction with someone to whom you’ve formed a deep emotional relationship) gray ace (only experiences sexual attraction rarely, for reasons that may or may not involve emotional connection). Both of those orientations are valid asexual identities that involve sexual attraction, and experiencing sexual attraction in those ways does not invalidate your identity on the ace spectrum.

Second, it’s important to remember that sex drive doesn’t actually have to be tied in any way to sexual attraction. Think about the human body like a machine. Just because you’re ace doesn’t mean the pipes don’t still work, you know? You can still experience arousal, you can still enjoy orgasm, you can still enjoy porn, you can even still enjoy sex with other people. None of those things means you experience sexual attraction to the person(s) you’re watching or with. Many aces have extremely active sex drives. Many aces have robust solo sex lives. Many aces read or watch porn to get off (check out autochorissexual; it’s an identity many aces feel at home with, including me). And there are endless valid reasons why an ace person might have sex with someone (you want the emotional intimacy, you’re horny, it makes your partner happy and you don’t mind it at all, you’re wildly in love and want to express it physically, you’re sensually attracted and want the physical closeness, you want to get/get someone pregnant, it just plain feels good, etc. etc. etc.), not one of which need involve sexual attraction to the person you’re sleeping with. Of course, if you’re gray ace or demisexual, you may very well experience a deep sexual attraction to the person you’re with. The point is, aces can and do have sex drives, masturbate, watch porn, and have sex with other people. Although I feel it’s also important to point out here that it’s perfectly okay not to do any of these things; some aces are sex repulsed and/or touch-averse and that is 100% valid too.

Okay so this answer is getting crazy long now, and I feel like I’ve covered the general bases, so I’m going to wrap up. But if you have any other questions, please don’t hesitate to ask! Half the staff here is ace and we’re always happy to talk about it, either in broad strokes or via our own personal experiences.

anonymous asked:

TT I need advice I told my datepartner it's okay that they're poly and that I just dont want to know about their other relationships but I'm not I'm really not okay with it and I don't know what to do and I'm just really hurt and upset and I know this probably isn't the kind of thing to ask a hp rper but i dont know who else to ask because as dumb as it is cause you dont and will not ever know me you're my best friend I dont know who else I can turn to please help me

(( OOC: I have a very strong opinion on this, so forgive my bluntness.  

Be. Honest. With. People. 

This goes for any type of relationship. If you are not alright with something, if you have concerns, or if someone you love does things that make you upset or uncomfortable… talk to them about it. Be open with them… discuss it (Do it in a kind, loving, open-minded way, but talk to them). 

If you are in a romantic relationship with someone, and you are not comfortable with their preferences or how they view relationships… then there must either be compromise/change… or the romantic relationship should end, because you cannot provide each other with the things that you value most.  

Relationships are built on trust… if you don’t have trust, you don’t have a relationship. If you aren’t honest with others, or if they are not honest with you, then you will be building a relationship with a stranger. 

If you are not truthful about who you are, and what you want out of life… then the person you are with will be falling in love with someone that isn’t real.

They will love the image you put forward and not the real you, because you’re not allowing them to know the real you. You’re catering to what you think they want, and sacrificing yourself in the process. 

If you feel like you can’t be honest with someone, for fear of them leaving you… 

That is not a real relationship. That’s pretending. That’s playing. That’s nothing.

Be. Honest. With. People. 

Be honest with yourself. )) 

Jaehee gets a call from jumin who's desperately looking for help
  • Jumin: Jaehee ohthankgoodness you picked up
  • Jaehee: Well, of course Mr. Han, it's my job. Also, you texted me and said it was an emergency, what is it?
  • Jumin: I-I'm shopping for MC and I don't know what to get
  • Jaehee: Excuse me, did I hear you right?
  • Jumin: I'm looking for a gift for MC I- please help
  • Jaehee: Oh um, MC and I discuss makeup a lot when we hang out, it seems to be her passion, so maybe if you got her a lip-
  • Jumin: Ah! I know what to do?
  • Jaehee: oh I didn't say what shade y-
  • Jumin: I'll buy her a Sephora location! She'll love it! Thank you jaehee
  • Jaehee: waitthatsnotwhati
  • *Jumin Han has ended the call*

anonymous asked:

The fandom has become so toxic, Matty. I don't even know how to stay here anymore without going berserk. Uttering a single word gets me such backlash it makes me weep. I've blocked and muted and everything in between. Nothing works. I don't know why I'm telling you this but please help me. I don't know what to do anymore.

Oh, anon. I’m so, so very sorry to hear this. Have a hug, first and foremost.

I’m nobody to tell you what to do but since you left this in my inbox, I cannot leave this unanswered. 

Trust me, we all have our moments. I did as well and I took a break because sometimes that’s the only thing you can do. So, you do you without any hesitation.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - the thing is that the fandom is sentient. It’s something that I realized a while ago but this fandom is sentient. It holds so many people within itself, from different backgrounds, cultures, genders, and what not. Imagine every difference you can conceive and put it all together under one blanket. So many thousands of people with so many different energies. And all of it feeding the fandom. Nobody is a nobody. Every single one of us is important. Everything is symbiotic.

For me, fandom is a sentient being. When there is a great moment (think the teaser for 3x20) it thrives and lives spectacularly. When there are hard times (think entire season 5), it slumps and sighs in weariness. The fandom lives because of us. We hold the reins of its life, and as so many different people, it’s inevitable that the lows will come with the highs. It is also inevitable that there will be people who disagree with you, people who’ll never like you, people with whom you’d never mix. But there are also people who would. Those are the ones I focus on.

I love Oliver. I love Felicity. Together and as individuals. I love them because they are not perfect. I love them because they are flawed human beings who make mistakes and learn and persevere through situations that break people. They inspire me and I love them. 

I may not agree with the show sometimes. (I definitely don’t) 

I may think the story sucks sometimes (I definitely do) 

I may think the characters deserve better most times (I absolutely do) 

I may miss the old way (I really do) 

I may want to smack Oliver on his head or shake Felicity sometimes. (I do)

I may want to invade the Writers Room and change the scripts (a lot)

But that does not change the one basic fact underneath everything - I connect to Olicity. (Even when they’re going through the bad times, I connect to them)

And that’s the entire point, anon. All of us are here because, despite our numerous differences and stands, at some point, we connected to them. We are united by one simple thing - Olicity. 

It’s not just a ship or a phenomenon anymore. It’s a way of life. And life has a way of being harsh sometimes.

Everyone has a right to their opinion and they should - that’s what makes everything dynamic and stops us from being sheep. Sometimes it gets rough, sometimes it’s smooth. But the most important thing is that this fandom is here because of the connection each and every one of us feels to Oliver and Felicity.

I know sometimes things become very bleak. Sometimes I get upset too, it’s unnatural not to. Thankfully, I have friends I vent to in those moments and they smack sense into me. And with that sense, also comes a reminder. About not just the bad, but the good of this fandom.

This is the same fandom that unites with a fierceness that’s unbelievable when faced with adversaries. This is the same fandom that put everything else aside and got together for a week during MTV Ship of the Year to grab that victory for our babies. This is the same fandom where Person A may not like Person B but they’d slay any outsider raising a finger at them.

I agree it has it’s hard moments, but it has those moments too that will remain with us for the rest of our lives, experiences that we couldn’t have gone through anywhere else. I like to focus on those usually. As long as people know what they are here for, that Olicity is the core of this fandom, it’s all good. I am not here for everyone who agrees or disagrees with me. I am here for Oliver and Felicity and my connection to them. This is my happy place, not naturally, but because I try my damnedest to keep it so.

So, do what makes you feel happiest here, anon. Take a break if that’s what makes you happy. Leave or stay if that does. Meet people or sit in your own corner, ignore what you don’t like or take a stand- it’s all on you. Choose your battles, as they say.

It’s like writing a story (and I’m using this analogy because this is who I am). There may be people who hate it, people who tell you they hate it, people who criticize everything harshly. But there are also people who believe and encourage and take the time to give you the best of their love. That’s who you focus on. That’s how you keep writing.

Have your own opinions. Stay strong to them. Respect what others say. They have a reason for the way they feel too. We don’t know where anyone comes from and being judgemental is the easy path, not the correct one.

Live and let live. Do you. Be happy. Try and make the most of the good bits.

Because we are in a relationship with Oliver and Felicity. And relationships are not easy, but then, 

anonymous asked:

I know this is a bit more serious than your normal awesome anons so I'm sorry, but I really look up to you as an artist and wanted to know if/how you deal with negative feelings about your art? I just spent the past hour trying to draw anything remotely good and I'm crying and so frustrated and hopeless. It doesn't help that I keep giving up for months on end but it's so hard to deal with. Do you have any advice? I'm sorry you don't have to answer I know it's not a cute or funny ask I'm sorry

Please don’t feel the need to apologize, I appreciate your ask, it’s okay!
I understand what you’re going through, especially since I constantly feel like I’m disappointing myself or that I can do so much better. For me, I think the best thing to do is to not deprecate yourself. You’re doing your best, and it’s amazing that you decided to pick up a pencil today, you’re doing great already! 

Try to find the things that you’ve done well in your drawings! Maybe that one brush stroke was really smooth and your lines are amazing or that color looks really good and that one circle actually looks like a circle. Even if it’s a really small detail or something you liked during your drawing process, then you’re succeeding !!

Take your time, and be lenient with yourself. If it feels like you’ve been drawing for hours and nothing turns out the way you want it to, take a break. you can come back to it later, you did your best for the day, it’s okay
Allow yourself to doodle whatever else is on your mind without thinking about how good it should turn out, kind of like as stress-reliever or just to blep down silly ideas

Be proud of what you can do because you’re giving it your all, you’re constantly improving with every line you make, and you’re the only one who can draw the way you do! even if it wasn’t a complete piece, whatever you’ve drawn is already making you a better artist, so please keep going <:

Will You Fake Date Me? (Jimin Fluffy Imagine)
  • Y/N sits on the couch enjoying a delicious bowl of popcorn. Her eyes are glued to the screen where a scary movie plays. Y/N's eyes widen in anticipation, her mouth ajar. She lifts a handful of popcorn to her mouth when-
  • JIMIN: Y/N!
  • Jimin barges through her front door. His small figure is illuminated by the moon of the dark night.
  • Y/N: AHHHHH!
  • By pure reflex, and not a hint of maliciousness, Y/N flings the tin bowl of popcorn at Jimin, showering her living room in kernels and nailing Jimin in the head.
  • JIMIN: OW! Y/N! What the hell?
  • Jimin massages the blow to his head.
  • Y/N: Jimin, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
  • JIMIN: Yeah, I'm fine.
  • After hearing this, Y/N proceeds to smack Jimin upside the head.
  • JIMIN: OW!?
  • Y/N: That was for scaring me. How did you even get in here?
  • Jimin plops himself down on the couch with a sour expression and his hands rubbing the spot on his head that had received yet another blow.
  • JIMIN: The door was unlocked. You know for someone who watches a bunch of thriller movies, you really don't take all the necessary precautions.
  • Y/N sits beside him and pauses the movie.
  • Y/N: Why are you here? Shouldn't you be on a date with 'Super hot as fuck' Irene.
  • Y/N tries to pull off her best imitation of Jimin when she says, "Super hot as fuck" but her voice comes out a lot deeper than his.
  • JIMIN: Why don't we just call her 'Super hot bitch' 'cuz it turns she only asked me to come out to make Taehyung jealous.
  • Y/N: Seriously?
  • JIMIN: Yes seriously. I just can't believe I thought she actually wanted to go out with me. You know to actually date me.
  • Y/N pauses. She doesn't really know what to say in this situation. She's used to always being the one sulking and Jimin cheering her up.
  • JIMIN: Okay you can stop with the pity stares. I'll live.
  • Y/N: You came to the right place Jimin. My shoulders aren't as sturdy as Jin's but they are here for your tears.
  • Jimin bursts out laughing. Y/N flings kernels of popcorn on the couch at him.
  • JIMIN: That was terrible. Thank you.
  • Jimin sighs.
  • JIMIN: As much as I'd like to stop holding back my tears, I came here on strict business.
  • Y/N raises her eyebrow.
  • Y/N: I'm all ears Agent Chim.
  • JIMIN: I want you to fake date me.
  • Y/N pauses.
  • Y/N: If this were a movie, this would be the perfect moment for a spit take.
  • JIMIN: Y/N, I'm serious.
  • Y/N: You're joking.
  • JIMIN: I just said 'I'm serious'
  • Y/N: That's insane. Friends don't just fake date each other.
  • JIMIN: How would we know? To us it wouldn't be fake dating.
  • Y/N: Jimin, shut up. No way, I am not fake dating you.
  • JIMIN: Please, Y/N, I need your help.
  • Jimin grabs Y/N's hand in his. He tilts his head and pouts his lips. Y/N shakes her head at him.
  • Y/N: Why? Why would we even need to do this?
  • JIMIN: I want Irene to want me. I want her to see what she could have had. What we could have been.
  • Y/N frowns and pulls her fingers away from Jimin's
  • Y/N: Why do you like her so much?
  • JIMIN: What do you mean?
  • Y/N: What's so great about her? I mean yeah she's pretty and all but so are lots of girls. What's so different about her?
  • Jimin pauses. You can tell he's thinking pretty hard about this. He slumps back on the couch and stares into his lap.
  • JIMIN: Honestly I have no idea.
  • Y/N: See? You want to do all this for a girl you don't even really like.
  • JIMIN: I do like her. I just don't know what I like about her.
  • Y/N huffs and the two sit awkwardly in silence on the couch for a moment. A few times Jimin starts his sentence to name something he likes about Irene but then falls back into thought. Eventually Y/N breaks the silence and says.
  • Y/N: You know, if you had just asked me to go on a date with you, I would have said yes.
  • JIMIN: You mean like a real date?
  • Y/N: Yeah, a real date. I kinda get how you felt earlier about Irene using you to get to Taehyung now. And its not your fault. I should of told you earlier Jimin. I like you.
  • Jimin's eyes are wide. He stares at Y/N who is looking down into her lap awaiting for his response. Eventually she breaks the silence again.
  • Y/N: You're my best friend Jimin and I would do anything to help you but fake dating you would be so much harder for me than you think because that's probably the closest we would ever get to becoming more than friends.
  • Y/N gets up off the couch and slowly makes her way to the landing of the stairs.
  • Y/N: It's late. I'm going to bed. You can let yourself out. Goodnight Jimin.
  • Y/N reaches the first step of the stairs when Jimin calls-
  • JIMIN: Wait!
  • Y/N stops at the step and turns around to face Jimin.
  • JIMIN: When you asked me what I liked about Irene, I couldn't think of anything. But when you said what you said right now, I asked myself what I liked about you, and there were so so many reasons Y/N. I like everything about you. Even the annoying things aren't that annoying. Y/N, I think I like you too.
  • A/N:
  • Hello! This is my first time writing an imagine in screenplay format. I tried to incorporate both into one and this is what we got. I really hope you guys liked this because this was a lot of fun to write. Also to the Anon who requested this, I'm sure this wasn't what you imagined but I hope you liked it all the same. Thanks for all the support guys! Thanks @limseoyeon
  • ~Armygirl
I destroying myself to fix the ones I love. Until I'm completely gone and there is nothing left of me for them to love. Then they leave...

So I got an anon that said something along the lines of: what’s the longest you’ve ever fasted for x

However, I’m a dumbass and deleted it. Sorry, anon!

The answer to that would be two days. Please don’t fast longer than about that amount of time because it can really harm your body. Stay safe lovelies! ♡

(This is embarrassing but I have no clue how to work tumblr mobile and I can’t figure out how to answer an ask for the life of me without it disappearing into the void. Please help!)

lesbiankillj0y  asked:

Sir, I love that you know what you want to order the second you walk in the door. I really do. But please don't interrupt me while I'm with another customer who was here before you so you can tell me your order. I'm sure you can remember what you want during the 30 seconds it takes to get the other person's order, so please don't glare at me when I go back to helping the people in front of you after you spout off your order.

anonymous asked:

I've been struggling a lot recently due to people's ignorance when it comes to politics, social justice, and just everything in general and it pisses me off so much and just makes me hate the world so much, I really don't know how I'm supposed to be reacting because it's really pissing me off and I hate bigots soooooooo much. I don't know what to do please help

My friend, the only advice I can give you is to make peace with it. There will always be ignorant people out there, everyone has their own personal beliefs and you can’t tell people they are wrong. What is true for you may not be true for someone else. And from a bigger picture perspective, not everyone is here to awaken, so to speak. Our Souls chose to come to this physical reality for a reason, and that reason is duality. Now what does duality mean to you? To me it means there is light & dark, yin & yang, love & hatred, fear & acceptance, beauty and ugliness, life and death. You see, good and bad are human constructs. In Nature there is only balance, which in of itself is another form of yin and yang. When our Souls chose to incarnate here, it does so with the knowledge and desire of karmic lessons. Knowing that for the Soul to grow and become one with source again, it needs to experience this world, in all it’s beauty, and all it’s ugliness. For it’s not the painful experience’s or hardships one might face, it’s how you react to them that matters most. 
Now in your case lets say, you see all these ignorant people everywhere. Bigots that are overcome with fear and ruled by ego. Creating pain and ugliness in the world. It’s easy to become overcome with hate for them, but wait, isn’t that what they are doing? You have a choice, you can chose be the Yin to their Yang, you can chose love. You can chose to be understanding, you can chose to have compassion for them as well, it doesn’t matter that you may think they are not deserving. What matters is that you make the choice of love over hate. You can elevate your own vibration, the vibration of the world, and the vibration of those you speak of, as they are some of the most in need of love in our world.
These are just my thoughts, take them or leave them, but I hope something I said will give you a little peace. 


damn Bianca, back at it again with the power point presentations

*knocks on door* hi Black Sails fandom, I’m new, do you mind letting me in? I made you this thing that stopped being popular like two years ago as a peace offer please i need your help this show killed me

Aqours Group Chat: Yuri Doujins
  • <p> <b>Yoshiko:</b> Guys! Lily has a huge stash of Yuri doujins in her closet!!<p/><b>Mari:</b> yeah? we know<p/><b>Dia:</b> I didn't! I didn't think Riko was so shameless!<p/><b>Chika:</b> yeah i've seen them<p/><b>Chika:</b> she has some fan made muse ones<p/><b>Dia:</b> Muse yuri doujins!?<p/><b>Mari:</b> oooo are you interested? come on all of us read some yuri im sure<p/><b>Dia:</b> I do not!<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> No way!<p/><b>You:</b> They help when the real thing comes.<p/><b>Chika:</b> you'd know bb<p/><b>You:</b> ;)<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> is that how Lily knew what to do…<p/><b>Mari:</b> ooooo riko knows what she's doing!<p/><b>Ruby:</b> What are we talking about?<p/><b>Dia:</b> NO RUBY LEAVE DON'T LOOK AT THIS SHAMELESS CHAT<p/><b>Riko:</b> Why is this happening. I left my phone for 10 minutes.<p/><b>Riko:</b> Yocchan you looked in my closet last night???<p/><b>Ruby:</b> I wanna know tho<p/><b>Chika:</b> We're talking about sex<p/><b>You:</b> We're talking about sex<p/><b>Ruby:</b> Oh that's what I thought<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> I only peeked Lily<p/><b>Dia:</b> Noooooo my pure little sister is being corrupted.<p/><b>Hanamaru:</b> ruby when are you comming<p/><b>Ruby:</b> PM me Hana-chan<p/><b>Riko:</b> AND YOU TOLD EVERYONE IN CHAT ABOUT IT<p/><b>Dia:</b> Ruby DO NOT apply anything you learn from this sin chat with Hanamaru<p/><b>Hanamaru:</b> wats PM<p/><b>Ruby:</b> Just reply to the message I sent you in our chat sweetie.<p/><b>Ruby:</b> I think they're right sis. It's better if I know what I'm doing rather than going in blind.<p/><b>Dia:</b> I am NOT READING THIS<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> I didn't know what to do with what I found Lily :c<p/><b>Riko:</b> my life is over<p/><b>Kanan:</b> wow chat’s been active<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> it seems to be normal Lily! It even helps You says! Please don't leave me!<p/><b>Kanan:</b> lovers quarrel?<p/><b>Mari:</b> Nah Yoshi just found Riko’s dirty doujins.<p/><b>Kanan:</b> ahh well if we’re talking about our gfs kinks<p/><b>Kanan:</b> Mari has a whip<p/><b>Mari:</b> It’s Joke!<p/><b>Mari:</b> hahaha very funny babe<p/><b>You:</b> I'm not surprised<p/><b>Chika:</b> Neither am I<p/><b>Mari:</b> god damn it<p/><b>You:</b> Speaking of all this, am I good to come over tonight Chika?<p/><b>Chika:</b> ye bb<p/><b>You:</b> Sweet.<p/><b>Dia:</b> ...you’re all full of sin…<p/><b>Riko:</b> Yocchan just showed up at my house with flowers to apologize <3<p/><p/><b>Riko:</b> My gf is so sweet. I wasn’t even that mad.<p/><b>Chika:</b> Get it Yoshiko!<p/><b>Kanan:</b> Don’t stay up too late girls<p/><b>You:</b> I guess I’ll see you in the morning Yoshiko<p/><b>Yoshiko:</b> ;)<p/></p>
classes in ffxiv be like
  • paladin: i have never tanked in anything before but i am trying
  • warrior: lol who needs the rest of the party i'm a one man fucking army
  • white mage: i am your god. please protect me.
  • scholar: i know the game says i'm a healer but nah m8
  • dragoon: what are positionals??? what's heavy thrust??? what's a rotation??? i don't understand please help me
  • black mage: I AM GOD shit out of mp hold on a sec I AM GOD
  • bard: i'm helping probably! i think! this is helping right?
  • ninja: here i stand with my ninja clan. ninja clan. here we stand.
  • summoner: what do you mean i'm not supposed to use titan-egi i thought i was the tank
  • monk: fuck you tank, i need The Stacks(tm) so i'm pulling WHY DID YOU LET ME DIE TANK
  • machinist: fuck the turrets IT'S HIGH NOON MOTHERFUCKER

beanjackaboy10743  asked:

I'm getting adopted by my foster parents later this year. I'm REALLY nervous about it. I just found this out today and it made me sad. I don't know what's gonna happen and I don't know what to do. Please help❤

Stay strong. I believe in you :) look forward to a new life and make the best of it!!!

Could you please be praying for me this evening? I had a major PTSD trigger at work last night and it ended in a very emotional late night. I woke up feeling numb today. I’m supposed to be talking with a lady this evening at work who could potentially train a service dog for me, or put me in contact with someone who could. I’ve been feeling extremely discouraged about this entire situation because almost every single place I come across has denied me because my illness/disability is not physical, or a result of being a veteran. I’m nervous, restless, and extremely anxious. Thank you!

anonymous asked:

i have such a problem with eating. literally i can eat anything bad for me without even thinking and once i take the first bite, i don't stop. even if i think about thinspo or my plan or anything, my mind just doesn't care and afterwards i feel like total shit. it's gotten to the point where i steal people's lunches at school sometimes. it's like i'm addicted to food. please help! i don't know what to do anymore. i hate myself so much..

Hi hun, 

I can relate so much it’s not even funny. I am and always have been a food-a-holic. It’s so incredibly difficult to get in the habit of saying no to the the chips that your friends are munching away on, believe me, I know. But don’t worry, dear, once you’ve turned something down, it gets easier and easier. The longer you go without sweets and junk food, the less you’ll crave it. It’s amazing to get there, it feels so good to be able to walk past the candy section without even giving it a glance

Now, keep in mind, you don’t need to say no to all food. To keep from eating too much crap, it really goes help to eat something healthy like some carrots or an apple. Here’s a condensed list of tips that can help to prevent a binge or an unnecessary, calorie-dense snack.

  • always eat breakfast (you’ll feel 10x better, trust me)
    • tons of protein; eggs, nonfat greek yogurt, deli meat
  • eat your calories earlier in the day, and stop eating early in the evening 
    • (I stop by 4pm after a small dinner, 120 cal or less )
  • only have fruits & veggies after 2pm
  • don’t drink your calories
    • drink only water, tea, and zero cal drinks like Vitamin Water ZERO
    • unless what your drinking is a meal supplement, in which case, don’t eat anything except for fruit/veggies with it
  • try keeping a rubber band on your wrist. whenever you feel tempted to eat junk food, snap it. It somehow kills my cravings, it might help for you
  • keep a water bottle with you and aim to refill it as many times as you can through out the day
  • don’t lose hope. patience is a virtue. you won’t see results over night. just keep going.

I hope some of these tips can be helpful to you! Good luck, darlin! xoxo

deadgirlsplaylist  asked:

I'm an escort for an agency and a client wants to buy me out. He's a dermatologist and makes at least 300k a year in Chicago and lives in a nice high rise apt. I'm new to this and don't know what I should ask for a month not hoy allowance. I'm really sorry if I'm being annoying but Google hasn't helped and he asked what I needed. I tried to be him to say his budget but he wouldn't. He also doesn't have a problem spending money on me. Do you have any suggestions? Please (and sorry)

Idk I would ask for what you usually make per month with the agency+++$? Ask for what you want. That’s kinda annoying that he wants to ‘buy you out’ but won’t even name his budget. How long has he been a regular? If this is what you want to do, you should make sure that it’s something that would last/or maybe get a few months up front before just leaving your agency. Has anyone that follows me ever done this?????