i don't know what i was doing with this one omg

  • Terroriser: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
  • Moo: I did. I broke it…
  • Terroriser: No. No, you didn’t. Nogla?
  • Nogla: Don't look at me. Look at Lui
  • Lui: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Nogla: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Lui: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Nogla: Suspicious.
  • Lui: No, it’s not!
  • Ohm: If it matters, probably not… Bryce was the last one to use it.
  • Bryce: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Ohm: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Bryce: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ohm!
  • Moo: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Brian.
  • Terroriser: No. Who broke it?
  • Mini: [whispering] Terroriser, Wildcat's been awfully quiet…
  • Wildcat: Really?!
  • Mini: Yeah, really!
  • ...
  • Terroriser: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

I’m so tired of people telling me, everytime I say I don’t want to have kids, that I’m gonna change my mind.

Like, I’m sure that when a man says he doesn’t want kids, no one is gonna try to convince him that this is not what he really wants.

The idea that if you are a woman, your mission is to create a family is really sexist and frustrating. Your body doesn’t belong to you but to society.

With almost 30 years of existence they still think I don’t know what I want? That they know better than me? 

Omg, and don’t get me started when they start saying one of their friends thought the same and they ended up with 3 kids. So what? Even if I change my mind I’ll do it because I want, not because you said this is what’s “normal”.

When you watch the episode and you see Bonnie suffering so much that you realize that people really FAILED her.

Bonnie was always the one who sacrificed herself and when you see what she’s able to do to bring Enzo back to his side, and also that Elena is the first thing Damon think about, it shows what we all suspected:

Bonnie is not respected, it’s above happiness, dear Bonenzo, Bamon, and other ship fans. It’s FUCKING RESPECT.

Caroline LET MESSAGES. NO trying to see her so-called best friend. I’m VERY SORRY, Stefan can wait! You are a fucking vampire erase the memories with the help of all later!

Damon hears Bonnie “ Leave me alone “, I’m sorry, this is precisely the moment when you don’t leave someone ALONE!

Caroline CALLED her mother? Someone who ABANDONED her ? who is a vampire when she supposed to be here for her? What is your fucking logic? Stefan is right, you only think about your fucking marriage!

DON’T MARRY HER STEFAN!

Also, I seriously want to see Bonnie slap Stefan. Or Damon. Or someone for fuck’s sake, she deserves a slap! WHen she almost killed Elena, she was under the expression influence but for once… MAKE THEM PAY. STEAL THE CAMARO. LEVE THIS SHIT HOLE. I DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT BAMON ANYMORE CAUSE DAMON FAILED YOU!

Let Elena burn in her fucking coffin and move on!

Ps: Kai is back, it’s probably the time to have payback.

PS2: Abby is a vampire. So why the hell can she do magic etc? Did I miss something?

deancas au; 1,3k

Winter and glasses don’t mix. Unfortunately, it seems no one informed Cas’s ophthalmologist about it and she remains convinced that glasses and winter do, in fact, mix. More than that, in Cas’s case, they have to—unless he wants his sight to degrade even further than it already has due to two decades of neglect.

And so there he is now, freezing his nose off on the steel frames. He should have listened to Anna when she recommended the thick, plastic ones. They just didn’t seem very practical at the time, and now that’s just another regret.

At least, it stopped snowing.

The bright side of wearing glasses, of course—winter or not—is that Cas can now read the bus timetable without having to, figuratively, press his nose to it. He can even see the number of the incoming bus from the very crossroads and consequently spare himself the guessing and getting to the door last.

He really should have gotten glasses sooner.

Cas gathers his bags off the bench and moves towards the middle entrance. As soon as the door opens he steps into the warmth of the crowded vehicle. The puff of heated air envelops his face and—

The world goes white.

All of it.

Well, almost all of it; there are still colors and movement on the periphery of his vision. The entire center field is obscured by dense, white fog.

He stops in his tracks, shifts all heavy bags into one hand to free the other but the incoming passengers keep pushing him forward. Blinded, he attempts to move toward the rear end of the bus without stumbling. There’s too much hustle to try wiping the steam off the glasses now; with half a dozen shoulders pressing on him from all sides, he can’t even lift the freed hand.

The jam loosens, slightly, when the doors close and Cas manages to find a little safe footing. He reaches to the glasses but the tips of his fingers can barely brush the frames when the bus starts and the yank sends Cas tumbling forward.

He shoots his free hand up in a futile attempt to grab a strap and collides into someone’s chest. A strong scent of cologne fills him up as his nose sinks into the man’s collar. An arm wraps around Cas on instinct. The man stills them both easily.

“Got you,” a low voice purrs above his ear.

A hot blush creeps up Cas’s cheeks.

“I’m sorry,” he mumbles, trying to pull away.

The steam covering his glasses begins to recede around the edges, but still not enough to make out the face in front of him.

“S’fine,” the man says, loosening his hold, but doesn’t let go entirely until Cas finds the strap over his head. “Let me help ya, buddy.”

He gently pulls the glasses off Cas’s nose before Cas can protest. He starts wiping them with a handkerchief in his other hand, elbow locked around a pole. His eyes are trained on his own working fingers, the corners of his lips are raised in a tiny smirk. He must be around Cas’s age, maybe a couple years younger, and, Dear God, even without the glasses Cas can tell he’s beautiful.

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Season 1: Ep. #1 | Ep. #2 | Ep. #3 | Ep. #4 (Part 1) | Ep. #4 (Part 2) | Ep. #5 (Special) | Ep. #6 | Ep. #7 | Ep. #8 (Halloween Special) | Ep. #9 | Ep. #10 | Mama Special (Part One) | Mama Special (Part Two) | Holiday Special | Today on Husbands of Changsha Seoul: SEASON 2 PREMIERE Husbands of Changsha Seoul is back with a whole new season, but both Jongdae and Yixing have claimed that they won’t do much this season. They did request for Luhan not to be part of the show anymore and he didn’t take it so well. We’ll see how things go this coming season. Stay tuned! ^^

OMG I don’t know what I’m doing lol. I seriously couldn’t come up with anything but I was feeling bad because I haven’t posted anything and I just… ugh sorry. Someone leaked footage of “Yixing” threatening someone and that’s what the last scene is in case it doesnt make sense. I guess I’ll stick to it. Sorry if I used your video to screencap. Please don’t take this seriously, it’s just a joke that will never ever go away. OK thank you bye!
Imagine Erik Finding Out That You, His Young Daughter, Have Inherited His Powers

Originally posted by timestolaugh

“Slow down, Erik, what are you on about?” Charles frowned through the phone.

“Y/N has- she’s- she’s like me, Charles!” Erik sputtered. He had you in one arm, and you were squirming in an attempt to ‘do the magic’ again. You had always been very enchanted by your father when he did little magic tricks with his metallokinesis to entertain you, and you were only concerned with your joy of possessing ‘the magic’ as well.

“NO, Y/N, no, no no, we do not do that with those!” Erik said quickly, moving the silverware you had begun to float out of your sight. He pulled the phone back over to his ear to hear what Charles had to say about it. It didn’t quite matter if he had moved the dangerous utensils; you had found something else to play with.

“Just bring her to the mansion, I’ll run a few simple tests I do with the students, she’ll be fine, Erik.”

“Alright, alright, I’ll bring her up in the morning,” Erik sighed. He hung up the phone with a breath of relief, only to look down at you.

“Papa, look!” you giggled; his old, worn Magneto helmet rested loosely over your head. Memories around that helmet flooded his mind, both good and bad. He had tried to hurt in that headpiece. He had tried to kill, and he had wanted to keep that part of his past far away from you.

However, looking down at the innocence in your eyes, he felt a spark of hope. Maybe, where he had become a symbol of hate, you could be one of hope.

(For @silverwingedfox)

Draco in the fourth year?? ???
  • Draco: I'm going to make badges that insult potter
  • Draco: but hold on not just any badges
  • Draco: badges that fucking change
  • Draco: imma make one for every student
  • Draco: every damn student and teacher and animal and even hagrid's pets
  • Draco: and you know what
  • Draco: i'm going to charm every single damn one of them
  • Draco: but I'm only a fourth year so idk how to mass charm shit probably
  • Draco: i'll sit here in the common room surrounded by badges
  • Draco: i'll spend a week charming all of them one by one
  • Draco: no blaise don't help me I need to prove I can do this
  • Draco: because I hate potter so much
  • Draco: obviously

anonymous asked:

OMG I loved your post break up au post about the emergency contact and was wondering if you're willing to write another?? My favorites were the can't sleep alone so can I sleep with you one more time, the drinking game to decide who gets what or the one where one rushed to the airport but didn't get there in time and the other found out later :)) thanks!!

(this took agES i’m sorry anon but yES AGREE CAN DO i’m gonna pick the sleeping one bcs c’mon that just screams andreil)
(additional warning: this is Long AF sorry mobile users)

  • neil doesn’t know where his life went wrong. 
  • scratch that, he does. when the cousins’ graduation came and went, when the summer left him alone. andrew off to train with his new team, the two of them only having weekends in columbia or andrew’s new place. when the season started back up for neil, the constant thrumming at the back of his head reminding him that this was the season that really counted, the one that could make or break him. 
  • when he decided, alone and thoughts running through his head at breakneck speed, that concentrating on his team, letting andrew focus on his career, would be the best for both of them
  • (”Is that what you want?” - “Yes.” - “If that’s the case.”)
  • so it’s not that much of a surprise when he finds himself on andrew’s doorstep at 2am, stolen hotel duvet in his arms, with a disgruntled andrew looking at him 

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Tagged by: @sns4life Thank you! <3

Rules: Answer the questions asked, then write ten new ones. Tag ten people to answer your questions.

1. Favourite candle scent? I don’t really have one, but I think vanilla!

2. Have you ever been inside an actual “haunted house”? No I don’t think so, but It would scare the shit out of me! ;;__;;

3. Would you rather go back or forward in time? Honestly I don’t know! I have a lot things I regret and would like to change… So maybe back in time. But rather not at all!

4. What exotic food have you always wanted to try? I don’t know, I came across a lot of exotic food I really would like to try, but I forgot how these things are called ;;w;; Maybe crocodile?

5. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains? Beach, always!

6. Favourite Naruto female character? Sakura all the way tbh.

7. Do you trust anyone with your life? Hm don’t really know.. Maybe my mom.

8. What is the longest you have gone without sleep? Oh god I don’t know… I think at least 40hours!

9. Favourite wildlife animal? Either wolf or panther!

10. Can you describe yourself in three words? Ehhhh… Positve, Strong will and Overthinking.

I tag: @bahare-uzuchiha @it-started-over-sasunaru @eloquentstars @classicpastell @blurryfaceimagines @tomato-x-ramen @46captain46 @sasuke-prevails @sasuke-and-naruto @2blazingshadows

My questions for you:

  1. Animal you like that other people often don’t?
  2. How old are you and when is your Birthday?
  3. Place you would wish to go to someday?
  4. Memory you never want to forget?
  5. Favorite Movie or series?
  6. Your very first fictional crush?
  7. Three things you appreciate the most?
  8. What do you wish for the future?
  9. What is your deepest belief?
  10. What is your biggest fictional and real life Idol?

thank you so much @ghlowy & @orcheids ! 💛✨

✧ what is your favorite disney princess and prince?
mulan n shang! i love them :( but i also love cinderella 

✧ sushi or mac n cheese?
i never tasted sushi (idk why tbh) so mac n cheese

✧ what is your favorite candle?
i love one that my mum buys on ikea that smells like apples 

✧ what was your last dream?
omg i don’t know lmao 

✧ whose the last person who made you feel special?
my friends! i love them especially my best friend we don’t go to the same school but we talk every day (also we met online lol) and she makes me feel so good!

✧ what is something that is repetitive in your life and your tired of hearing about?
university and exams! the school is so stressful and everyone is like “you need to do that to get in the university” “you need to get a 17 out of 20″ “what do you want to do with your life?”

✧ what is something you want to change about yourself or the world?
i need to stop complaining about everything and start acting 

i tag: @sulfade , @oceans , @cahlmest, @straig, @ungemini, @kartuzi, @dhust + everyone who wants to do it!

Ben Affleck: Hey guys, I just wanted to let you guys know that I’m taking the next Batman movie very seriously and setting a high standard for it, to the point where I won’t do one that doesn’t meet my expectations.

Every Third-Rate Comic-News Site on the Internet: OMG BEN AFFLECK SAID HE’S NOT GOING TO DO THE NEXT BATMAN!!!!

Ben Affleck: No, I said–

Every Half-Wit Vlogger on Youtube: I KNEW IT THIS MEANS DC IS DOOMED!!!

Ben Affleck: If you actually read what I said, it’s clear that–

Every Brain-Dead Mongoloid in the Comments Section: LOL THEY SHUD FIRE EVERYONE AN KIL THEIRSELFS.

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NO ONE YELL AT ME FOR THIS BUT

I JUST WATCHED KIMI NO NA WA AND I’M SHOOK LIKE SO FUCKIN SHOOK OMFG 

AM I EVEN ALIVE IS THIS EVEN REAL

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

anonymous asked:

If Murad dies soon. maybe they won't even have much to do with Farya. I'm more curious if they'll show them serving Ibrahim's Hümaşah...

but there are still 7 years of murad’s reign to cover?? he only dies in 1640 and we’re barely in 1633. plus, he hasn’t conquered baghdad yet, kasim and bayezid are still alive, kaya is not here yet, and sanavber’s plotline has just started (plus, gulbahar and sinan??? there’s still a lot to cover imo)

so nope, i don’t think murad is dying any time soon.

i can’t wait to see humashah omg i’ve been waiting for her for yEARS 

tbh i thought ayse and fatma would come in s3 so as to divide kosem’s daughters (but also because they’re the ones who are humiliated by ibrahim): gevherhan and atike in s2 and ayse and fatma in s3 but idk… also, i hope atike will feature in s3 too as she’s ibrahim’s twin here

so yeah… i don’t know if they’ll make 30 episodes like in s1 but maybe 25?

Please tell me explicitly when/if you want me to kiss you because even if we kissed 548145 times before I’ll still be too shy to do it and also I’m always the one being put in the “make the first step” situation and I am very stressed because of it so just be kind and use simple words I’m a fragile gay

gayglitterbabe  asked:

hi hi just wanted to say i finished the sterek sims episode one and i'm totally loving it!!! I wasn't sure what it'd be like but i really enjoyed it and you're super funny (i couldn't stop laughing about the milk omg). I really can't wait for more, you're doing a great job. These kinda teen wolf/sterek things bring me life 👌

Hi hi just wanted to say I fucking love you!!!! I was super nervous for the first few episode because they aren’t necessarily Sterek based. More of like intros and families. But you loved it! So yay! It’s 6:40 in the morning and I’m dying of happiness that you loved it (and that it freakin brings you life!!!!! ♥)

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

(P.S: The fact you find me of all people funny…oh gosh I can’t. I thought the milk thing was rambly. ILY)

Bias vs bias tag

Tagged by @kylamaknae :’)

Rules: Write down your top 10 kpop biases on little papers, mix them up, pick two for each round. (if u are also lazy just use an online pair generator)

1) Yebin/Rena (Pristin) vs Jihyo (Twice) omg I’m sorry yebin I love you girlie but jihyo is probably my female ult
2) Hansol/Vernon (Seventeen) vs Momo (Twice) not to sound like a meninist but I choose Vernon he’s my ultimate of all ults love you momo my dancing queen
3) Nayeon (Twice) vs Kyla (Pristin) I’m gonna say nayeon because i know her a bit better I love extra people but kyla is still my daughter
4) Jennie (Blackpink) vs Hoseok (BTS) oh this is hard because I don’t stan either group as much as my other ones like svt twice and pristin are the jyp yg and sm to my life they’re my big three ok! But I choose hoseok I think
5) Yewon/Yehana (Pristin) vs Wonwoo (Seventeen) omg I’m emo I dead ass cannot choose I’m too indecisive I love them both too much

I tag @sensitivemingyu @pocketfulofyewon @suneokmin and anyone else who wants to do this!!

Stan pristin btw

anonymous asked:

Why are all these anons (from all over my dash not yours) acting like they know what's happening in louis' and harry's relationship re: this whole columbia and sony thing? Everyone's all o they talked to each other so its fine , trust them! Or omg harry is selfish for doing that to louis!! No offense but were you there, were you in that room? Holy freaking crap, we don't know ANYTHING. I don't like telling ppl what to feel but holy shit this fandom needs to relax and go watch larry fanvids.

I agree. People are free to feel how they want, I’m not here to tell you how to feel, but I simply don’t get it. Don’t you think Harry might be just as tied as Louis was/is? Don’t you think Louis talked to Harry before all this mess and Harry did the same? We know absolutely nothing and I don’t like to jump to conclusions when I only saw one piece of the entire puzzle. Is like seeing a blue piece and saying is the sky, when it’s actually part of a ball you know? It’s too early to judge anything, and even if he did chose this, so what? I don’t like, the same way I don’t like that Louis is still linked to Sony, but I trusted Louis and I still do everyday, and I’ll be doing the same with Harry 

What if Tobio went to Aobajousai instead…