i don't know what i did tbh

Sincerely, Me

Evan: In an email I received from you two weeks ago I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase

Evan: It changed the meaning. Did you intend this? One key and you’ve consumed my waking days.

Evan: It says “Dear Evan Hansen,”

Evan: With a comma after dear

Evan: You’ve written “Dear, Evan Hansen”

Brother reacts to: BMC song titles

(So along with reacting to the characters, I made him react to the song titles without context and see what story he came up with. Why? Boredom, but it was fun. Some songs are missing on the list: because he listened to it or didn’t want to give thoughts. Anyway, here we go).

More Than Survive: Everyone singing about wanting to survive high school and life. Just the biography of teens in the form of song..

I love play rehearsal: Chloe’s song to Christine. Notices that she likes plays and stuff, so she tries to wow her.

Do you wanna ride?: Jenna flirts with Jeremy and tries to get him to go with her on a date. And success it works.

A guy that I’d kinda be into: Michael’s first solo. He sings about his boy Jeremy in a homo way.

Upgrade: Chloe successfully gets with Christine. Getting out of the friend zone is the upgrade.

Halloween: Halloween party with people either drinking or doing the do.

Do you wanna hang?: Everyone’s singing about doing the do. That’s it.

Michael in the bathroom: Michael had no date or a relationship so he’s lonely. Sad song. Rollercoaster of emotions that’ll probably make people cry.

The Smartphone Hour: Michael sad song part 2. He’s trying to text his boy on a phone for an hour, but he gets no response. Very sad.

The Pitiful Children: Everyone probably hated the party, and the doing the do wasn’t that good so everyone’s now miserable.

The Pants Song: Jeremy feels bad for the way he treated Michael, so he takes him to Walmart to buy him a new pair of pants.

(You..haven’t mentioned Rich and Jake for awhile.)

They’re just side, side characters and were created to fit the requirements of a musical cast.

(…)

Fine, okay. So Rich and that tall guy are also at Walmart in the background making seductive eye contact.

The play: A musical within a musical. Musical ception.

Voices in my head: No resolution! Everyone is full of regret.

(You need to resolve it)

Okay fine. So..Jeremy and Jenna breaks things off and Michael gets with his boy.

Rich and Jake did something illegal at Walmart and are now on the run. Moved to Cincinnati, Ohio probably. Chloe and Christine are happily together. They kiss and that’s the end of the show.

Bonus: Yay! Now we’re done.

(But where’s Brooke..?)

She died.

(When??)

Somewhere in the middle. Died and you didn’t notice because she’s that forgettable. How she died is unknown. 

And that’s the beginning of Riverdale.

8

Joji giving Flint a run for his money and going down Like A Boss  (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Malfoy Is Always Up To Something
  • Harry, in class: *is asleep*
  • Hermione: *shoving him* Harry wake up! You're going to get in trouble!
  • Harry: *mumbles*
  • Ron: *hissing loudly* Mate, really. The new teacher doesn't care who you are or what you've done!
  • Harry: *yawns and sniffles*
  • Professor: *using a Sonorous charm* WELL I THINK THAT'S TWENTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.
  • Harry: *snores*
  • Draco, at the opposite end of the room: *blinks*
  • Harry: *sits straight up* What's Malfoy up to this time? He stayed in his room for hours last night and I ended up waiting until sunrise to follow him, but then all he did was go take a shower and wank!
  • Professor: ...
  • Hermione: ...
  • Ron: *whispering* You--you watched him wank?
  • Harry: *irritably* Well, I have to know what he's up to, don't I?
  • Draco: *blushes*
  • Harry, snapping: I *heard* that, Malfoy!

“Are you wearing my jacket?" 

"Yep" 

"Are you wearing only my jacket?" 

"Yep" 

– 

Some fan art I did for @princedeadend and their fic Don’t Break Connection, Baby. This scene is just so funny and cute and so typical of Lance lol. Please go check out this fic cause it’s amazing and give the author some love as well

Imagine a gentle smile appearing on Woozi’s face when he hears you quietly singing a Seventeen song to yourself.

i don’t see how anyone is surprised that marlene killed yvonne so spoby could happen. it was pretty fucking obvious that she wasn’t going to stick around from the start. it’s rushed, it’s shitty writing, it’s problematic as hell, and yvonne and spoby both deserved a far better resolution. 

But come on, this is the writing team that decided romance was having caleb and spencer fall in love for half a season only for caleb to cheat on her with hanna and then claim he’s loved hanna all along, who are still romanticizing a teacher/student relationship that, even looking past all it’s other transgressions, continues to be boring af, who think the best way to put emily and alison together, the slowburn ship to end all slowburn ships who would have had no trouble being brought together naturally, is to introduce two other girls for emily and then inject emily’s eggs into alison in a complete and utter violation of both girls bodies. 

like, did you expect better from the writers? really? if you didn’t see this coming i don’t know what to tell you. 

if you’re gonna shit on ginny because she was a mary sue / “overrated” at least acknowledge that we saw her from the perspective of an incredibly biased person (aka the inventor of denial), of course she’s not actually perfect but there’s a reason she goes from ~ron’s little sister that i do like but isn’t rly relevant to my life i’m sorry also i’m actively ignoring her crush on me so it’s a tiny bit awkward~ to !!! good god what an angel?? like ginny’s beautiful?? and plays quidditch!!! and she’s popular and so funny holy fuck ron would KILL me but.. worth it tbh is this.. … what some people call love??? and that reason is called harry potter who spent a good portion of the final books internally combusting whenever ginny did anything what a nerd

anonymous asked:

I was talking to mom on the phone and my bf was walking around the flat screaming the words of your snaps and he was saying “He played me like a fiddle. He played me so hard my strings broke bro and he had to buy a new one and that’s ezactly what he did.” & my mom heard him and was like "son? DID YOU CHEAT ON YOUR BOYFRIND??!! OH MY GOD I DIDNT EXPECT THIS FROM YOU" and dragged my ass before allowing me to explain & i don't know who to blame now tbh...

HHAHHHAHHHA IM SO SORRY 😩

Colorblind Spot Conlon.

Give me a colorblind Spot.

A Spot who doesn’t know there’s something wrong with the way he sees colors until kindergarten when they learn them.

He gets so frustrated when they’re talking about red and green because those colors are the same as yellow and blue!!!!

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Chlonath Week Days 2 : Honey/Tomato

I’m late but… “I’m here !”

Part 1 (You’re here !) / Part 2 /  Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6


Nathaniel sighed as he climbed the stairs to his classroom. More than a day of classes and it would be over. The weekend held out his arms and he had the curious impression that the day was going to pass quickly and that he could finally be freed from this awful school week.

He had almost put his feets in the classroom that Kim’s voice reached his ears and forced him to raise his head. The athlete with the red sweatshirt was sitting on the back of his wooden bench, with his feet on his seat, and waved his arm to draw his attention, while his other hand held a sheet of paper.

“Hey, Nath ! Say, I didn’t know that you loved tomatoes to the point of cosplayed like them !” He said.

The draftsman blinked, confused. What stupidity was he talking about, again ?

“Uh… Excuse me ?”

"It’s not you, here, on this picture ?” The athlete replied, turning the sheet over and waving it on the spot, the index at the top of the page.

Nathaniel’s heart burst into flutter and he felt his complexion turn pale.

Because on the sheet that Kim was holding, was the picture of a little boy with red hair and sulky looks. He wore a big red suit similar to a tomato, and was provided with a hat of the same color, except that the hat had small green stalks on top.
On the picture, the little boy was not alone, since beside him stood a middle-aged man with a bright smile, squatting and his arms on his thighs. He wore a simple white shirt and brown pants. The man had the peculiarity of having beautiful blue eyes-almost as bright as the southern seas, and possessed short chestnut hair.

It was Nathaniel and his father.

The redhead blinked his eyelids again to resume his spirits, and suddenly, he noticed that everyone had the same sheet on their desks. The same image printed in several copies. Impulsively, he tore the paper out of Nino’s hands, who immediately protested in a “Dude !”, and then frowned when he saw that it was the same picture he had on him and that he never left it.

“Where did you find this picture ? And why do you each have a copy ?” He demanded.

At that moment, Chloe had just passed the door frame of the class and had heard what he had just said. The irritating and honeyed voice of the mayor’s daughter rose in the air, and the red-haired man quickly found the answers to his questions.

"Oh, you discovered my little surprise, Nathaniel ? Do you like it ?” She asked proudly.

Everyone turned to the plague of service that had just crossed their arms and stopped on the spot. Nathaniel met the satisfied look and the blonde’s smirk, and shook the sheet lightly to draw her attention to what he was holding.

"You’re the one who made that ?” He asked before he started again with a mocking smile while shaking his head. “Why do I ask ? Of course it’s you. Who else could do something so awful …? And besides, how did you do to have this picture ? Did you send Sabrina rummage through my locker ?”

"What ? Of course not !” Chloe swore, before lifting her nose into the air. “Your little ridiculous photo had fallen from one of your notebooks and you didn’t notice it. So of course, as a good girl I am, I picked it up.”

"And as a good girl you are, you could have just called me to give it back to me.” He retorted, dissatisfied.

“And miss the opportunity to laugh a blow ? Are you kidding, I hope ? It was too tempting.”

“Never mind.” Nathaniel sighed, passing a hand through her hair. “Give me the original photo back. I do care a lot.”

“Nah.” Chloe modestly refused. “You shouldn’t hide from us that you had a sense of fashion as much developed.”

“Yeah, and I shouldn’t hide from you too that my dad is dead and that’s the only picture I have of him, even if I’m in a stupid tomato suit, right ?” He retorted bitterly.

A heavy silence suddenly broke out in the room and Nathaniel took advantage of it to keep up the impetus, thus preventing his classmates from speaking despite a gasps of stupor and other whispers that he could hear.

“But it’s not like you can understand, anyway …”

At these words, the redhead took a step forward to press the image on Chloe’s chest, which instinctively gripped the crumpled sheet for didn’t let fall it. With wide-eyed, paralyzed on the spot, she watched Nathaniel leave the classroom with a quick step while a few of their classmates hurried out of their desks and ran after him.

And for the first time in a long time, Chloe had never felt so bad all her life.

dooble for day 3 of @dirkweek. floating… hogwarts… au… thing?? idk my son being happy makes me happy



woW tumblr messed up the quality. click for a not blurry version?

If the drunk Supercorp moment is gonna happen for real in season 3…

Kara: “I feel like I lost myself for good this time.”
Lena: “What are you talking about?”
Kara: “About Rachelle having to leave, duh.”
Lena: “Ra… Rachelle? Wait, do you mean Mon-El?”
Kara: “Why, what did I say?”
Lena: “Rachelle.”
Kara: “Ye, Rachelle leaving.”
Lena: “… No. No, Mon-El leaving. It’s Mon-El who left.”
Kara: “I know, Lena, that’s the damn point!”
Lena: “…”
Lena: “Kara, I think you’re a little bit drunk.”
Kara: “Pffft, nah. I can’t get drunk with the human stuff.”
Lena: “The hu-… Okay, look, maybe it’s best if I drive you home.”
Kara: “Why? Are you gonna leave me too??”
Lena: “Of course not! I’m just-”
Kara: “Then why you want me to spend the night alone??”
Lena: “That’s not what I said! I said that I-”
Kara: “I thought you cared about me!”
Lena: “I do! I’m trying to look after you!”
Kara: “I don’t need someone to look after me, I’m Sup-”
Kara: *hic*
Kara: “I’m Sup-”
Kara: *hic*
Kara: “Super-”
Kara: *hic*
Kara: “Fine! I’m super fine!”
Lena: “You’re not fine, Kara, you’re heartbroken. I see it, I’ve been there too, remember?”
Kara: “I… Yes. Oh God, yes, for sure, I… I forgot, I’m so sorry.”
Lena: “It’s okay.”
Kara: “No, not at all! I’m here whining about me and at least I know he’s OK, while you…”
Lena: “…”
Kara: “Ugh, I’m… the worst… friend… ever.”
Lena: “Uhm, just slightly horrible.”
Kara: “I… I know…”
Lena: “I’m joking, Kara. You’re an amazing friend. I’m so glad I have you.”
Kara: “…”
Kara: “I’m glad I have you too.”
Lena: “…”
Kara: “…”
Lena: “Uhm, okay, eh… Ch-changing topic.”
Kara: “Lena…”
Lena: “D-do you think that girl is an alien?”
Kara: “Wh-… What? Who, the bartender?”
Lena: “Exactly.”
Kara: “Ehm, I… Wait, she looks famil-… Oh, shit.”
Lena: “What? What’s wrong?”
Kara: “Nothing! Nothing is wrong!”
Lena: “You look pale.”
Kara: “It’s… Uh… Y-you were right.”
Lena: “About?”
Kara: “About me being drunk.”
Lena: “Hah, ye, that’s kinda obvious. You’re cheeks are all flushed.”
Kara: “Oh no, are they? I must look so ridiculous right now.”
Lena: “No way, you look so cute.”
Kara: “I-I…”
Lena: “F-for, like, ehm… being drunk.”
Kara: “Right! Right… Thanks, uh… Thank you.”
Lena: “You’re welcome.”
Kara: “…”
Lena: “…”
Kara: “You uh… You also look pretty.”
Lena: “Haha, ye, sure…”
Kara: “No, really. You always do.”
Lena: “As you say, drunk Kara, as you say.”
Kara: “I mean it. You’re perfect.”
Lena: “Per-… Tsk, haha… C-c’mon, now you’re being ridiculous.”
Kara: “I really like you.”
Lena: “Uh…”
Kara: “You’ve beautiful eyes.”
Lena: “Kara…”
Kara: “And a great jaw.”
Lena: “My… My jaw? Haha, Kara, you’re beyond drun- Oh my God, wh-what are you doing, now??”
Kara: “I’m taking a closer look.”
Lena: “Of my… jaw?”
Kara: “No.”
Lena: “Than wha-… W-what ar-”
Kara: *kisses Lena*
Lena: “…”
Kara: “…”
Lena: “I-…”
Lena: *coughs*
Lena: “I have to call my driver. We both drank too much and… it’s best if we go home.”
Kara: “Alright. Yours of my place?”
Lena: “You- my- n-neith- both! Both. I mean, we bring you to your apartment and then we go home too.”
Kara: “Oh. You’re really gonna leave me there alone, then.”
Lena: “I…”
Lena: *sighs*
Lena: “I guess you can crash at my place. But please, stop… stop touching my hair and let me make the call, OK?”
Kara: “Uff, but I’m bored!”
Lena: “C’mon, just stay there and look pretty, it’s gonna take less than a minute.”
Kara: “Heh. You think I’m cute and pretty.”
Lena: “…”
Lena: “Yes. And distracting, I called the wrong number.”
Kara: “Who did you call?”
Lena: “I don’t know, lemme che-… Fuck!”
Kara: “What? Who was it?”
Lena: “I… I think I called my mom.”
Kara: “You called your mom?? Your mom?? Of all people??”
Lena: “Well, if someone didn’t decide that touching my leg was better than touching my hair, maybe I wouldn’t!”
Kara: “But your skin is so… smooth.”
Lena: “…”
Lena: “CARLOS! THANK GOD YOU PICKED UP! COME HERE NOW, IT’S AN EMERGENCY!”

You know what, Booth and Brennan will always be my #1 otp because they gave me so much as a couple. I mean, I’m not talking about sex or smut because that’s fanfiction material (like you go girl, want to see your fave ship bang on a piano? go and read that !!!! that’s what that website is for) but everything else. The ‘platonic’ aspect of their relationship has always been the best part of their dynamic to me, but they were still able to overcome that phase and be a family. This being said, that original dynamic has never been compromized, not to me at least, because when it comes to the important stuff, Booth and Brennan are still partners first, they are still the people they would give up their life for, they would fight for each other. While the majority of other ships kinda change once they get together. Booth and Brennan never completely changed, so much that people complain because they’d rather have them being romantic the 100% of the time. I don’t. Also, it’s the little things that matter to me, like it might sound stupid, but I find it extremely adorable and precious that Brennan knows Booth by knowing his injuries. Every time something happens, she’s able to compare factures and other stuff to Booth’s. And that’s so IC, that’s something I really want to see because it’s them. And it’s been this way since she first found out about his past in 1x15 and it never changed. She imagined him on that autopsy table in 11x01 by looking at the bones, just like it happened on 12x04 with Aldo and in other many occasions. Brennan saying like I know that because of your brain tumor. She knows his brain scans. YAAAS. Give me this stuff. Give me Booth and Brennan that can’t sleep without each other at night when one of them is struggling with something, give me them talking about taking someone’s life and carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. Give me them hurting each other to save each other. They would never cheat on each other or hurt each other because they want to. They only do it because it’s the only way. Yaas. Screw sex, just give me this stuff.

anonymous asked:

So like this person edited my art without permission on twitter ( so did it to other artists as well) do I confront him or say nothing? Because I don't want to cause drama tbh

just approach them directly and let them know that you do not allow your work to be edited in any way. usually these editors think that they can get away with what they do and freak out after being caught red handed by the creators themselves. you have the right to decide how you want your work to be treated, so don’t be afraid to let them know that it’s wrong! :)

anonymous asked:

Idk if you'd wanna do this or not? But uh, how would the bros react to their s/o's older brothers giving them the whole 'don't hurt them' gig? (I have two way older brothers, and I think it would be something they would do lol. But for me personally I think it would be annoying/funny if mine did that).

Yes! I totally love the idea.

I am the overprotective older sibling tbh, I’m the oldest and I will kill a man/woman for my siblings tbh

-Alyssa


Gladio:

  • He gets it, he totally does
  • He acts the same way with Iris
  • He’d know exactly what to say to get them to back off bc he knows exactly what he’d want to hear
  • Gladio is glad that his s/o’s brothers care about her so much
  • Make lots of jokes about it when they’re shocked he got them to back off
  • May even become friends with the brothers after that

Ignis:

  • Doesn’t mind the threats
  • It doesn’t really scare him, he’s glad this s/o is always protected
  • Would assure he means no harm
  • Ignis would show them he’s only good to his s.o and has no ill intentions

Noctis:

  • Is actually mortified
  • Nocits doesn’t want his ass beat, but they’re probably not as scary as Gladio
  • In act, the more he thinks about it they couldn’t take him if they tried
  • He’s chill, he’s prince and they can’t do shit.

Prompto:

  • Prompto is scared for his life
  • He doesn’t want to fight anybody and he doesn’t want his s/o’s brothers to hate him
  • Promises he doesn’t mean any harm
  • He ends up talking about how much he loves his s/o and they probably would let him off the hook bc they realize he really is a good guy