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If no one will give me Allura/Lance bestie content, I will make it myself smh. So here’s some headcanons! :)

-Lance flirting with Allura in a joking, friendship sort of way with Allura either rolling her eyes while smiling or jokingly flirting back

-They would totally go shopping together, they’re shopping buddies

-“Okay, I love this dress but it’s really expensive.”
“Allura, babe, treat yo self.”

-They share beauty tips and fashion advice with each other. Allura is always in awe of Lance’s weird beauty tricks because they actually work like where did you find this Lance????

-Sleepovers! I 👏 demand 👏 cute 👏 sleepovers 👏

-Lance can’t get enough of Allura’s hair and will play with it for hours, trying out new hairstyles

-“Ohmygawd, there he is, Allura. What do I do???? What do I do???”
“Hey, my friend thinks your ass is hella fine!”

-They’re each other’s wingman.

-Lance to Shiro: Nice outfit. Bet it would look great on Allura’s bedroom floor.
Allura to Keith: Do you mind giving Lance your heart? His heart got stolen by a certain red paladin.

-Hunk joins them in their hijinks because 1. They’re his friends and he loves them 2. They need some sane friend to make sure they don’t blow their money on everything they see.

-Team You Can’t Sit With Us

-Their selfies with each other are either them being Gorgeous™ or with the dumbest expression you’ve ever seen, there is no in between

-Lance being overdramatic about something and Allura petting his head going, “There. There.”

-Lance: I’m going to jump! Everyone: Lance no! Allura: *videotaping* Do a flip!

-No but Allura really does care for Lance’s wellbeing and will fight anyone who insults him that isn’t part of the team.

-Allura: Lance is such an idiot. Someone: Yeah, he’s so stupid. Can he do anything, right? Allura: eXCUSE ME I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW HE THE MOST CARING PERSON I KNOW AND IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW YOU’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY FISTS.

-Allura/Lance friendship guys

I’ve been noticing an absurd amount of sexualized commercials, that don’t even make sense… like an ad about contact lenses and the girl is speaking in a super sensual voice and saying something like “wow, I thought my first time was going to be super painful hahaha” or another one that sells condensed milk and there’s a couple (hetero couple btw) that are almost fucking in the kitchen but they are actually baking a cake?????? or that other commercial about a kitchen degreaser with a woman moaning bc the man is cleaning………… so how is this not the “het agenda” or how are parents not freaking out and asking how are they going to explain this to their kids (like if kids were stupid or something) or how is not this disgusting and uncalled for?

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There was someone in my inbox talking about Kaminari in a skirt and tbh I usually don’t draw bnha suggestions but the pun came to me and how do you ignore a pun 

(you don’t, that’s how)

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Yoongi’s new favorite bath bomb…

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hisgardi 

I`m not sure april honestly believes she has total control over them, she`ll probably ring the bell and say something stupid, not believing it really has total control over them. something stupid like “I refuse to believe I really have complete control over you, what if I rang the bell (rings bell) and told you all to make out with each other?” Maybe april then gets embarrassed by the sexy time she just created… or maybe she rings the bell again and asks for more tongue x3

While I’m sure everyone knows by now I love ideas like this, I don’t see April as the type to think up something like that so haphazardly, at least without some pressing.

But something a little more tame and incidental? Probably.

I think if we’ve learned anything today, it’s that either the bell or the turtles can’t comprehend idioms when it comes to commands.

And that there will likely be a little less in-fighting for a while.

A book broke my heart yesterday ♡ so now I need a lot of Khadgrin hugs to fix it ✿

Does this count as inktober

  • Significant Other: Do you love me?
  • Me: Yes
  • Significant Other: A lot
  • Me: ...yes
  • Significant Other: More than [*insert fav fandom*]
  • Me: Know your place you pig

anonymous asked:

Do you have any headcanons about The Batcow? that's like the only member of the batfam you didn't do already.

  • She work solo. Most of the time.
  • Working with her is a privilege that only happens to a few chosen people.
  • She chose those “chosen people” by munching on their hair when they least expect it. That mean that she expect you to drop everything and accompany her for this patrol.
  • You better accept her offer or something bad will happen to you. Something bad always happen to those who refuses.
  • Her cowl and cape are the same size as Bruce’s cowl and cape. So sometimes she swap them when no one is looking, because she would like to believe that her and Bruce share a brother-sister relationship, and siblings who have similar build always share clothes.
  • Bruce, who isn’t aware about Batcow feelings, is starting to suspect that someone is playing a prank on him by dipping his Batsuit in cow dung and hay.
  • She is a firm believer in one-on-one fights. As a matter of fact, she thinks that Titus & Alfred the Cat were being dirty just for helping Damian with his fight with Jon Kent.
  • Basically if you were going to a fistfight and you needed back-up……don’t bring Batcow.
  • She’s a republican. The only republican that Bruce allowed to be a part of the Batfamily.
  • Once she eavesdropped on Wonder Woman talking to Batman while visiting. She heard discussions about a remote island consisting of only female warriors. She has been in sold in a heartbeat, she plunged out of the shadow to fall to Diana feet and beg her to take her with her to this phenomenal fantasy island.
  • Unfortunately for her Wonder Woman didn’t speak Cow. So she sadly stayed with her normal human being family instead.
  • She was so mad, she gave them the silent treatment for 3 weeks (But for some reason no one noticed?)
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Today I learned a funny thing.

In the original Halloween movie, the wardrobe team needed a cheap, simple solution to use for the main villain mask, so they just ran to the closest costume store and bought whatever they had. Then they cut it up and painted it white to create the now famous Michael Myers character mask that we all know and love to fear.

The mask they used was a Star Trek Captain Kirk mask.

Yes.

Beneath the white pale face of Michael Myers, is our own beloved WILLIAM SHATNER.

Now that I know this, ALL I CAN SEE WHEN I LOOK AT MIKE MYERS IS JIM’S PALE FACE STARING BACK AT ME. 

Guys. I worked in a haunted house for 5 YEARS AND NEVER KNEW THIS. I have seen that stupid Michael Myers mask more times than I can count. i’M. DYING. 

BONUS pic of a vintage advertisement for the actual Captain Kirk mask which is gODAWFUL xDDDDDD halp i’m dying i’m ded

It’s Shneerboe and Kiffers! (A.K.A Shiro and Keith.)

I don’t know, it’s just a little picture I slopped together surprisingly fast, but it actually turned out pretty nice.

Also, I hate shoes. So if Shiro’s shoes are wrong, I don’t care, because I couldn’t bring myself to go look for reference.

Are these still relevant, the sequel