If no one will give me Allura/Lance bestie content, I will make it myself smh. So here’s some headcanons! :)
-Lance flirting with Allura in a joking, friendship sort of way with Allura either rolling her eyes while smiling or jokingly flirting back
-They would totally go shopping together, they’re shopping buddies
-“Okay, I love this dress but it’s really expensive.”
“Allura, babe, treat yo self.”
-They share beauty tips and fashion advice with each other. Allura is always in awe of Lance’s weird beauty tricks because they actually work like where did you find this Lance????
-Sleepovers! I 👏 demand 👏 cute 👏 sleepovers 👏
-Lance can’t get enough of Allura’s hair and will play with it for hours, trying out new hairstyles
-“Ohmygawd, there he is, Allura. What do I do???? What do I do???”
“Hey, my friend thinks your ass is hella fine!”
-They’re each other’s wingman.
-Lance to Shiro: Nice outfit. Bet it would look great on Allura’s bedroom floor.
Allura to Keith: Do you mind giving Lance your heart? His heart got stolen by a certain red paladin.
-Hunk joins them in their hijinks because 1. They’re his friends and he loves them 2. They need some sane friend to make sure they don’t blow their money on everything they see.
-Team You Can’t Sit With Us
-Their selfies with each other are either them being Gorgeous™ or with the dumbest expression you’ve ever seen, there is no in between
-Lance being overdramatic about something and Allura petting his head going, “There. There.”
-Lance: I’m going to jump!
Everyone: Lance no!
Allura: *videotaping* Do a flip!
-No but Allura really does care for Lance’s wellbeing and will fight anyone who insults him that isn’t part of the team.
-Allura: Lance is such an idiot.
Someone: Yeah, he’s so stupid. Can he do anything, right?
Allura: eXCUSE ME I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW HE THE MOST CARING PERSON I KNOW AND IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW YOU’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY FISTS.
I’ve been noticing an absurd amount of sexualized commercials, that don’t even make sense… like an ad about contact lenses and the girl is speaking in a super sensual voice and saying something like “wow, I thought my first time was going to be super painful hahaha” or another one that sells condensed milk and there’s a couple (hetero couple btw) that are almost fucking in the kitchen but they are actually baking a cake?????? or that other commercial about a kitchen degreaser with a woman moaning bc the man is cleaning………… so how is this not the “het agenda” or how are parents not freaking out and asking how are they going to explain this to their kids (like if kids were stupid or something) or how is not this disgusting and uncalled for?
Do you have any headcanons about The Batcow? that's like the only member of the batfam you didn't do already.
She work solo. Most of the time.
Working with her is a privilege that only happens to a few chosen people.
She chose those “chosen people” by munching on their hair when they least expect it. That mean that she expect you to drop everything and accompany her for this patrol.
You better accept her offer or something bad will happen to you. Something bad always happen to those who refuses.
Her cowl and cape are the same size as Bruce’s cowl and cape. So sometimes she swap them when no one is looking, because she would like to believe that her and Bruce share a brother-sister relationship, and siblings who have similar build always share clothes.
Bruce, who isn’t aware about Batcow feelings, is starting to suspect that someone is playing a prank on him by dipping his Batsuit in cow dung and hay.
She is a firm believer in one-on-one fights. As a matter of fact, she thinks that Titus & Alfred the Cat were being dirty just for helping Damian with his fight with Jon Kent.
Basically if you were going to a fistfight and you needed back-up……don’t bring Batcow.
She’s a republican. The only republican that Bruce allowed to be a part of the Batfamily.
Once she eavesdropped on Wonder Woman talking to Batman while visiting. She heard discussions about a remote island consisting of only female warriors. She has been in sold in a heartbeat, she plunged out of the shadow to fall to Diana feet and beg her to take her with her to this phenomenal fantasy island.
Unfortunately for her Wonder Woman didn’t speak Cow. So she sadly stayed with her normal human being family instead.
She was so mad, she gave them the silent treatment for 3 weeks (But for some reason no one noticed?)
they showed up and all started agreeing with each other
they all went into a science frenzy
they all started killing chess
they all started dissing spiders
they all started praising each other’s stupid ideas
i was honestly expecting the wilsons to fall apart and start harassing each other and dying but they pulled together and made a pretty developed base by day 9 with no one dead and lots of love and support and acceptance floating around (IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD)
The thing that makes me the most upset about the Supernatural finale is how with one. short. scene. the writers took something I loved dearly, something that made me happy, something that helped me and countless other people get through the week, and they ruined it. Supernatural made me happy. Supernatural made me love Thursday. Supernatural was something I could always count on to be there and make me smile at least a little. Even the episodes I didn’t like had at least one or two scenes that made me smile. And of course nothing made me smile more than seeing the name “Mark A. Sheppard” at the beginning of an episode. Just the thought of “oh his name isn’t here this week but it might be there next week” was enough to cheer me up. Good things are worth waiting for after all. But now that feeling is gone. Now when I think about Supernatural it just reminds me of what’s gone. It makes me feel sick and I just want to cry. I know it’s silly to get this emotional over a fictional character in a tv show, but everyone needs that one silly thing that makes them happy. And now that thing for me, and a lot of other people, is gone. Even if Crowley returns to the show it doesn’t change how I feel now. Sure I’ll be ecstatic then, but that doesn’t change how it isn’t fair. It isn’t fair how Sam, Dean, and Castiel always get treated by other characters and the writers so differently. They always get the most attention and the most care. Castiel, Mary, and Lucifer are all already confirmed for the next season and it isn’t fair. Don’t get me wrong, I like the Winchesters and Castiel but their characters don’t make me feel the same, they don’t have that special something Crowley does. Mary, I honestly don’t really care about at this point. I liked her at first but after the whole MOL thing I’m just kind of sick of her. And then there’s Lucifer. Lucifer who everyone, including myself, used to love. He was and still is a great character with great lines, and I’ve managed to keep liking him for a long time, but I’ve had enough. He is the last person I want to hear is coming back to the show, especially since the whole point of Crowley dying was to get rid of Lucifer! I just want Crowley to come back. I want him to come back and be treated with the respect he deserves, especially since he sacrificed himself for two assholes who never treated him decently. I just want him to come back so I can love my show again…
Robin Cross comes to Palmetto State not knowing how to drive. The Monsters take it upon themselves to teach her how to drive but like hell Andrew is going to let her learn on the Maserati so she actually learns how to drive with Neil’s car(which they get that same year too.) In reality, it’s Katelyn teaching her behind the scenes with her own car(she’s more patient and willing to give more instruction than the monsters who are more like just stick the key in the ignition and drive.) Once she learns to drive, she loves it. It’s freedom. It’s her being able to get from point a to point b, making the world a smaller place to explore without fear of who’s around the corner.
((i had a few issues with it, but i don’t plan to talk about them, because i still loved the movie))
so, here’s an embarrassing story.
immediately after diana made her debut in batman v superman, i wrote a little kara/diana (supergirl/wonder woman) ficlet because i adore kara danvers (and melissa benoist) to death and i am literal trash who will use any available excuse to ship her with amazing, incredible women. i never posted it because i thought people would think it was stupid.
buttttttttt now that i’ve fallen even more deeply in love with gal as diana, i’m probably going to write even more?? i’m so so so sorry.