i don't know shit about code

Usami Trying to Adult
  • Misaki, calling Usami on the phone: Hello?
  • Usami: Hey, what’s up?
  • Misaki: I need your help, can you come here?
  • Usami: Uh, I can’t, I’m buying soup
  • Misaki: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
  • Usami: I can’t find it.
  • Misaki: What do you mean you can’t find it?
  • Usami: I can’t find it, there’s only clothes.
  • Misaki: What do you mean there’s only clothes?
  • Usami: It means there’s only clothes!
  • Misaki: Well then get out of the clothes department!
  • Usami: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!
  • Usami: There’s more clothes!
  • Misaki: What do you mean there’s more clothes?
  • Usami: There’s just more clothes!
  • Misaki: Go into the next aisle!
  • Usami: There’s still clothes!
  • Misaki: Where are you right now?
  • Usami: I’m at clothes!
  • Misaki: What do you mean you’re “at clothes?”
  • Usami: I mean I’m at clothes!
  • Misaki: What store are you in?
  • Usami: I’m at the clothes store!
  • Misaki: Why are you buying soup at the clothes store?
  • Usami: I don'T KNOW

ghostwunk  asked:

What did yoda? I don't know shit about Star Wars, all I know are those two robots are in love and that Yoda is the green puppet that said "do you or do not there is no try", piggy backed on Luke Skywarker's back, then died

HOO BOY

okay so basically what yoda did was he enforced the shitty codes of the jedi order (which were things like not having personal attachments and abandoning/repressing ur emotions no matter what) which were largely responsible for anakin turning to the dark side and becoming vader, and then he learns nothing from his mistakes and runs away into a swamp for years on end, only to teach Luke the same damaging codes of the jedi order that essentially lead to galactic fascism

there’s a post here explaining (https://softwedge.tumblr.com/post/158292017016/why-do-you-hate-yoda-not-an-attack-im-just) his wrongdoings bc i suck at it


yoda is also homophobe bc he was mean to Luke while training him and he hit r2, known gay druid, with a stick

sun signs: anecdotes
  • aries: you're 3 weeks behind on laundry & even farther back on dishes. but congratulations on finishing your new puzzle
  • taurus: the stories u tell at parties make me cry and u hold me. u threw away my sadness and fed me a new kind
  • gemini: this week you hate god. last week you worshiped the norse pantheon. before that u worshiped yourself
  • cancer: when i say drink you say "how fast" when i say stop you cry about your family
  • leo: you can swap bracelets and you can swap friend codes but u can't swap ur circumstances
  • virgo: you changed your entire look and you even changed your smile but you can't change your insides
  • libra: ur partner is not a chair but gosh darn if you don't make it look high-fashion
  • scorpio: i see you pacing. i know ur upset. just tell me what i did
  • sagittarius: pls let me sit down. just 5 minutes. i'm so tired we just went out
  • capricorn: u wanna be down to earth but ur favourite games involve ghosts. why r human beings scarier?
  • aquarius: u laugh about the weirdest shit. ur dead dad isn't funny. i am uncomfortable
  • pisces: why r u still crying didn't we make up an hour ago. ur gonna soak ur keyboard and ur dinner
* Using Remote Code Access to Program Cleaning Bots *
  • Fushimi: Let's try this out.
  • if (trash > awashima = yata)
  • {greeting = "hillbilly samurai ";}
  • else {greeting = "fushimi sucks";}
  • *Yata walking by with Rikio*
  • Yata: ... And I said, "suck a dick, SCEPTER 4!"
  • Cleaning Bot: "FUSHIMI SUCKS"
  • Yata: *picks up skateboard* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU FUCKING ROBOT YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT SARU THAT WAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WILL FUCKING -
  • Fushimi: Hehe.
Summarizing the KH Games
  • KH1: yay meet your favorite Disney characters and fight bad guys with a key!
  • CoM: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!
  • KH2: this used to be about fighting alongside Disney characters wtf is this game doing to me
  • coded: ugh finally i can found out what that letter says
  • 358/2: are there any other Sora's i should know about?
  • BBS: oh NOW it makes sense!
  • DDD: what inception would be like in the KH universe
  • KH3: time to fuck shit up and kill an old man

anonymous asked:

Since crying while reading seems to be a theme for tonight, could you reccommend any book from any ya genre that will rip out my heart and stomp on it? (Why do I love reading these types of stories?? Why do I do this to myself?? I don't know. But I do know I'll never stop!!)

So far for these types of requests we have recommended TIGER LILY by Jodi Lynn Anderson and CODE NAME VERITY by Elizabeth Wein. So right now, I am going to recommend to you the cry-fest that is TELL THE WOLVES I’M HOME by Carol Rifka Brunt. Set in 1987, it’s a coming of age story about a young teen girl who bonds over the death of her uncle with someone she never expected to feel connected to. Holy shit this book will make you cry so much. It is beautiful and heartbreaking and it will crush your tears into a fine weepy powder. I don’t think that made any sense. Just read the book, you’ll see.

You tried, Dress Code

I look at all you new girls expelled for dress code shit and laugh and laugh and laugh. I went to Catholic school AND super Christian school and still dress like an old school marm and too often there’s no freakier bitch in the room than me.

You tried, Dress Code. You fucking TRIED.

anonymous asked:

How do black people feel about white people not liking something and describing it as,"ghetto." i.e., "Nah, I don't like that hat/dress/music. It's too ghetto for me." Should I as a white person stop using that word?

You don’t have to be a black person to know that that shit is barely disguised racist code, you bozo.

ziam-i-love-you-forever  asked:

Oh Dear Sasha Dx!! That magazine and interview, so full of shit! What the hell?!!! Even in bold letters, saying that louis getting briana pregnant is not fake. Like,don't care at all, I wanna know about you banging Zayn backstage, so dissapointed. Magazine Looks like a fucking book. Of course Liam said that, it's so obvious, im so dumb -_-. Wake up people, those dickheads did it again, Worst part, i was waiting for something good :c!! take care Sasha, have to rant x_X

It was full of shit. The part about babygate was just facepalm worthy.

Why, pray tell would this “get to” Liam?? Why the hell would he care what people think? If anything, bro code dictates that he’d be praying that baby isn’t Louis’. FFS, we’re talking about knocking up a groupie for all intents and purposes. But Louis is “excited”? And Liam is protective of the cred Louis earned by allegedly going raw in some chick he met at the club? Are you kidding me? Is Liam knitting booties for the whoopsie baby too? I’m sorry, that’s not how real life works. That is not how a couple of very young millionaires react to getting caught out there by a random.

This is how young millionaires really feel about getting caught out there by a random:

Slaughter of them pockets, had to tie her to a rocket
Send her into outer space, I know he wish he could
Cause he payin’ 20K a day, that bitch is eating good
Like an infant on a double D titty just getting plump
Cause he miscalculated the next to the last pump
Dump dump in the gut, raw from the giddy up
Better chose the right one or pick pick the kiddies up

Big Boi, International Players Anthem

Not politically correct by any means, but hey, that’s real. It would not “excite” them, to say the least. Please stop insulting our intelligence with this fuck effort fanfic. Some of us do live in the real world.