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Her Favorite Criminal:Chapter 3

Her jacket was on his couch in a messy heap. She had tossed it there carelessly minutes earlier along with her holster. She wouldn’t need it now. Kagami’s hands were on her shoulders, rubbing circles into her flesh, tracing the pattern of her muscles further down her back.

Sakura felt the sight leave her lips before she knew what she was doing. She bit back the moan and closed her eyes, content to let her former partner use his hands on her body however he saw fit. She trusted him for this, even as his hands edged deeper and deeper.

Her teeth locked onto her lower lip and stayed there, holding back the moan she wanted to let go. This was all she wanted. No more reports, no more work, just…fun.

“That’s enough uncle, you’re making it gross.”

Kagami looked up from Sakura’s back and smirked. “You’re jealous you don’t get these anymore, or do you wish you were the one who actually knew how to perform a halfway decent massage on our favorite Sakura blossom.”

Sakura looked up from her folded arms and glared over her shoulder at Kagami. “Who said you could stop? I still have knots.”

“As you wish, princess,” the older Uchiha laughed before kissing the back of her head.

Shisui scowled, but made room on a spare chair for himself as he resolved to stay with Sakura while his uncle teased him mercilessly. It was so easy to misinterpret those sounds she made from his office and it drove him insane if left up to his imagination.

“You shouldn’t even still be here, Sakura,” Shisui began, convinced to not make his presence in her room weird. “You’ve been working double shifts with Sasuke, boy wonder, just because he has issues compensating for something.”

Sakura didn’t look up from her arms when she replied. “I don’t mind.”

“I mind. Does he not care what he’s doing to your health?”

“Shisui, I’m on the police force, my health is not a primary concern, otherwise I would have been a secretary.”

Kagami made a dismissive sound behind her as he found a knot and worked it over. Sakura bit her lip and kept her head down as the pressure turned nearly uncomfortable.

“My most favorite nephew is right, you’re overworked. And I know you don’t want anyone taking it easy on you because you are a girl, there’s only so much you can do with a human body, regardless of sex or gender. You’re going to need a break sooner or later.”

“Are you lecturing Sasuke like this?”

Shisui snorted. “No one here cares about that prick enough. We’re happy enough to let him learn the hard way the importance of taking a rest every now and then. I just don’t want to see him drag you down with him. I think even Itachi would kill him if you got hurt because of Sasuke’s stubbornness.”

“I’m resting and relaxing now, aren’t I?”

Kagami huffed angrily, pausing in his work. “A ten minute tune up with me is no such thing. I’m not even using any of my oils or proper treatments. You said you wanted something quick.”

“We’re getting briefed at noon.”

“You just got off the night owl shift.”

Sakura yawned into her arms before looking up at Shisui’s shocked expression. “Don’t look so surprised. I’ve known you to pull a triple every now and then. Besides, after the brief I’m heading home as soon as Obito gives his presentation.”  

“Speaking of Sasuke…where is he?” Kagami asked.

Sakura murmured something that sounded like ‘I don’t know’ into her arms before lifting her head. “It’s my time to summarize a brief for our team. He went home.”

“What the fuck is wrong with him?” Shisui hissed, nearly standing up in his anger. “How does he rate? You were both at the last briefing.”

“Yeah, it was his turn, but it was about a case I was angling so I wanted to be there to hear it for myself. He takes the worst notes.”

“So, because he does a shit job you end up covering extra slack,” Shisui dryly summarized, looking ready to throttle his younger cousin the next time they met.

There were few people that could get Shisui so genuinely annoyed as quickly as Sasuke Uchiha. Not only was he a pretentious child that annoyed Shisui whenever he came over to play with Itachi, but Sasuke also had the stupidly good fortune of securing Sakura freaking Haruno as a partner.

The fact that she had feelings for him was little less than secret as far as eligible Uchiha men were concerned. The fact that Sasuke didn’t return the feelings made a lot of other Uchiha feel like Sasuke was making a waste out of his good fate. Shisui was inclined to think something more along the lines of it all being fine in the end. It was Sasuke’s choice, and his decision to squander the girl’s affection did nothing but make it easier for someone else to come in and look impressive. 

Since last year’s undercover wedding operation it seemed like any potential romance between the two of them was improbable and Shisui felt inclined to not encourage Sakura’s feelings any more if Sasuke passed up on indulging her. Thankfully, Sakura seemed to recover with time.

Sasuke did a lot of annoying things, but the worst was how little he seemed to notice Sakura’s needs or value the contributions he took for granted from her. He even forgot her birthday last year. They had been practically raised together and he still missed her birthday.

“If you need to, you could always partner up with me again,” Kagami chuckled. “I’m sure Obito wouldn’t mind the extra company.”

“How is Obito doing? I haven’t seen him recently. If you think I’m burning the candle at both ends you need to take a second look at that guy.”

“Hmm, one of his informants, a PI has been having some pretty nasty breaks. Great for us, terrible for the PI and his six recovering gunshot wounds.”

Sakura hissed, reminding herself to send flowers to Kakashi. The old goat refused to die, but she worried nevertheless. Being a former officer, he was a quick wit with minor difficulties in respecting chains of authority. The PI gig was pretty recent.

“Who’s in the hallway?” Sakura mumbled.

Kagami paused on her back and Shisui sat up, hearing the running feet as well. Seconds later one of the younger officers staggered in. “The briefing just got moved up, there’s been a development!”

“What sort?” Shisui asked, already standing.

The younger officer stammered before reaching into his pocket and pulling out the crumpled sticky note. “Something about a Kabuto sighting.”

Kagami felt Sakura jerk under him and wanted nothing more than to force her down and make her sleep, because he knew once she heard that name there was nothing that could hold her back. He held onto her as she sat up and glared like some mythic demon.

“Where?” she demanded in a low growl.


Sakura pushed Kagami off and reached for her holster and jacket. There was no way she was going to rest now that she’s heard that name.

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Character Development
  • Me in 2012: I tend towards heterosexual characters
  • Me in 2012: Yeah here's my main female character and that's the guy she's gunna fall in love with even though they don't get along at first.
  • Me today: Do I want my main characters to be together because of compulsory heterosexuality or do they actually have believable chemistry?
  • Me in 2012: Yeah I don't get slash ships it's not really my thing
  • Me today: I love Klance so much I would die for them
  • Me in 2012: Why do you have to make everything about Lesbians?
  • Me today: Yeah this show is great but it needs more Lesbians
  • Me in 2012: Yeah I accepted a kiss from a girl but I wasn't into it, so I am Definitely Heterosexual.
  • Me today: Unfortunately... I'm attracted to men.
  • Me in 2012: This is Tray he's named after my best friend in preschool but also he's a black kid who's good at sports and is a flirt who can't commit. My cast is so diverse!
  • Me today: I... what? Shh. No. Stop. That's not... that's... *wipes face with hands* Let's start over.

@ anon yeah you’re not going to get anywhere with me by claiming that Hirsch has ever said anything to imply he has a less than stellar interpretation of Stan (even if his show’s premise is, quote “this guy who should not be taking care of kids with two shiny Disney characters for the summer” Like Hirsch pokes fun at Stan, sure, but he’s never said anything like “yeah Stan was a jerk that’s why Filbrick did what he did– it’s hubris”), and you’re not going to get anywhere by completely ignoring the seven straight months of a good 80% of the fandom actually literally wanting Ford to die and saying as much, in the main character tags, which was as annoying as it was damaging, and you’re also not going to get anywhere with me by claiming that people who like Ford are downplaying what Stan went through, when I happen to know for a fact that, just before the finale aired, all of us Ford fans got together and said “hey we all know how awful this fandom can be and if the finale goes how we think it’ll go, people might start hating Stanley after the fifteenth, so let’s all agree to meta about Stan if that happens” and it kind of did? I know I’ve gotten a few off color asks about Stan, hell I thought your first ask was a veiled jab at Stan (until you sent the second one) and you’re also not going to get anywhere with me by literally just… just not reading my posts?

Like I was and am very clear about my opinion on Alex Hirsch and his writing but I guess because I happen to not think the situation is exactly black and white and my opinion happens to be complex with a lot of qualifiers (like let’s be real, when have I ever said that Ford is a badly written character, and when has Hirsch ever acknowledged that maybe Stan also made mistakes, in the story about two brothers who both made mistakes?) that means you… you can just say whatever you want about my opinions after literally reading maybe half of one post (cause clearly you didn’t read the whole thing and just stopped after the first sentence)

I was tagged by @yourekillingmekarnstein !! go check her out :)

Rules: tag 9  5 people you want to know better.

How old are you? i’m actually a kid im literally 14 i haaaaate myself 

What’s your current job? school ):

What are you talented at? singing and procrastination

What is a big goal you’re working toward or have already achieved? a big goal i hope to achieve is finishing writing my music !! i can write stuff at school but i have like no time so it’s hard to work on the actual music 

What’s you aesthetic? cats, yellow, tea, and rnb music. yeah.

Do you collect anything? not really. i used to have a rock collection though!!!

What’s a topic you always talk about? the tv shows i like or just random stuff because i’m awful at conversing omg

What’s a pet peeve of yours? when people give teaches a hard time. like idk erjfoeirjust jujst. be quiet. do ur work. dont give people a hard time for no reason!!!

Good advice to give? i don’t have a lot of experience in anything obviously because well, im a fcking kid but. even tho people always say “never give up” or stuff like that, there are time when you’re gonna give up. everyone does it. but keep on going. even if you fail you tried and there’s still a billion other things you can succeed in :) .

What are three songs you’d recommend? hmm.. chasing kite by iamamiwhoami, animal love 1 by charlene kaye, and came along by my bae elise bauman <333

I tag @bladeofzillyhastur @macandcheesebooks @hollistardismug @finchth @kissingroot and anyone else who like to do it! If you got tagged don’t feel pressured to do it, only if you want to :)

Get to know the Carry On fandom tag;

Tagged by @chapter-61 (thanks buddy!)

Charlie/Charles (whatever works tbh.)

First time you read carry on:
I don’t remember the exact date; but I remember I brought and started reading it because Gemma (simonandtyrannus) at the time told me that Rainbow had actually written Carry On, as in Carry On from Fangirl. (Plus our friend said she was gonna borrow the book before me and I’m impatient.) 

Times you’ve reread it since then:
Four, Five times? Discounting all the times I’ve flipped through the book to try and get more information about the ‘world of mages’ or about the characters for fic/art.

Written any fanfiction/created any art?:
Yeah, lol. I used to be really paranoid&worried about writing fanfic to be honest, but then I learnt that it’s okay, and I don’t need to be embarrassed about it. I create really shitty art for the fandom too, lol. 

Favourite character:
I can’t choose between the two, so Ebb and Baz. (I cried like an ugly baby over Ebb honestly.) 

Least favourite character:
Davy. I can’t even put my hatred into words.

Most underrated character:

Initial reaction to chapter 61:
I know I was sat in the living room with my mother when I was reading it and I got overly excited and scared my Mum by screeching ‘FUCKING FINALLY.’

Favourite quote:
“Don’t say hello, Simon,” she’s told me. “Because then we’ll have to say good-bye, and I can’t stand good-byes.” 

@ebbthegoatgirl @simonsayscarryon @magicait @carryon-cherryscone @alesnowbaz @bazyounumpty @snowkatze


Bittybone au is by @fucken-crybaby​ and these are just some lil skellies.
I would love it if you tagged/mentioned me so I can catch up with bitty funs.

I would advise against adopting these two if you don’t have enough space. Both of them tend to end up gathering ‘companions’. Especially Thetha. Yeah, both of them have feet bones that are ‘paws’ rather than feet.
Honestly I just wanted some buff skellies. Whoops.

Feel free to dress them however you want and give them nicknames. Just keep in mind Thetha prefers casual clothes and Alph has a tendency towards semi-formal attire. 

Info under cut.

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medusastears  asked:

Okay, I'm going to be a little selfish but I'm really want to know this xp What 10 songs remind you of me ahaha

honestly I’ve been waiting for you to ask me this 😌

1. Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac: this needs no explanation
2. When Doves Cry - Prince: actually this whole album reminds me of you because of that time we watched Purple Rain. this one in particular, that time we found its single and we wanted each other to have it
3. I Love You Like I Love Myself - Herman Brood: you introduced me to this song at Stef’s party, also because it’s one of your favourite songs
4. The Number Of The Beast - Iron Maiden: the intro. the concert.
5. Lies - Marina and the Diamonds: I could’ve chosen so many Marina songs such as Sex Yeah (you know why), Valley Of The Dolls, Savages etc, but I chose this one because of that exact moment during the concert where this song hit us at the same time. it hit us hard.
6. If Love Was A Crime - Poli Genova: that night I introduced you to Eurovision and this song took over your life
7. David - Noah Gundersen: because you are his #1 fan and made me one as well
8. Doomed - Bring Me The Horizon: remember when I tried to call you because I thought they would start their show with this song? they played Happy Song instead, you couldn’t hear shit and it was pouring
9. Du Hast - Rammstein: I’m not even sure why. probably because of all those parties with our weird ass friends going nuts over this song
10. Annabel Lee - Stevie Nicks: I think you know why

honourable mentions: Lana Del Rey, Abba, David Bowie, Melanie Martinez, couldn’t pick just one song for these artists. also every other Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks song