i don't know if this was on purpose

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Daisy Johnson in Agents of SHIELD: ‘Farewell, Cruel World!’

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No matter what HE says I think I was pretty spot on.

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Ask referencing THIS post from like 200 years ago by @dailyakutagawa

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Maggie: Is this my birthday card ?
Alex *snorts* : Yeah.

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A quick lesson in Zaynglish

Put on your Eliza Doolittle hats, I’m about to teach you some Zaynglish.

To really grasp Zaynglish, to really become one with Zehn, you must master the art of knowing when to throw down some random “h”’s. The “h” is your Major Key™.  Just throw that shit down like a vowel and don’t even worry about it: 

“Ahm in ah coohl bohybend”

“Muh mum bought meh deese boxehs”

Sometimes you’ll need to make the judgement call to use “u” instead of “a” or “o”. You’ll know what to do.  Just put on some serums, listen to some Drake, find yourself some cat memes, and don’t overthink it:

“Weh’re  yuhng bohys  ahnd we’re ahl guhnna beh cryhin’

“Tehke dem ahff sloah, broh”

“Dis is guhnna beh big tyhme yoh”

“Ah’ll treh buht ah’ll miss yew tuh mooch Leeyum!!”

 And now you should be a Zaynglish master. You’re welcome.

i’m….bond was gone…and q just kept rebuilding the aston martin for him…even though he had no reason to…and then when bond came back he just fuckin…gave it to him and let him go…with this sad little resigned smile…binch…he’s in love…

marveliciousfanace  asked:

Hi! So, you probably haven't heard of the Scholastic Writing Awards, but it's this contest is the US where students can submit work, and if they win it gets published in an anthology. I just thought you might find it kind of cool, because I used two prompts from this blog ("not dying until you find your purpose" and "you have a friend whose name you don't know") and won! Which means more published work based on stuff from this blog! (side note, I love this blog, and you're doing great work)

actuallyaghostthanks  asked:

If alteans don't rave I'm gonna be really mad because they literally glow in the dark. They are natures creatures that were made for the lone purpose of raving

believe it

Alteans threw the best rave parties.